r/HFY TFOS# 670 - The Chaos & Xtrrli's List : Shore Leave (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit)

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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
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00:00 Intro
00:28 The Chaos
11:52 Xtrrli's List : Shore Leave
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

[@tonyoliver4920]

Imagine how the aliens would react when they discovered alcohol is used to “cure” capsaicin! Oh!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Rotting bovine lactate works better, ie sour cream.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Terry Pratchett explains the 'dark matter' in our universe as 'the paperwork'. 😉

[@EllenbergW]

Point 12. reminds me on another HFY story (the title _should_ be "Hell hath no fury... or Bartales Part One, as this is the name I have saved the text under). Essentially, an old xeno warrior tells a youngling about his experience with humans in combat (he fought with them) and how insanely fearless they were. The end goes like this: So my point is, you know we have a saying “Hell Hath no fury like a Human pissed” right? Well, my young friend! The humans have a saying too! - “Hell hath no fury like one of their females scorned” And if the human males can charge a Swarm, but cower from one of their females, I wish you luck with talking to that human female you such desire, be sure to be on her good side

[@gilkerj]

Haha I wonder how many listeners know what calvin ball is

[@dantreadwell7421]

WOOT!!

[@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V]

Every game, is Calvin Ball. Rumma-Tum-Tums!

[@winnerwannabe9868]

ah i see you are a man of culture as well.

[@calvingreene90]

Rule 13 should allow for handicapped events such as humans having to drink 5 shot for every one Ragorian shot.

[@oblivion715]

So we're the Eldritch monsters again?

[@AgroSquerril]

boo

[@nvfury13]

Not that surprising…I tend to make others teeter on the brink of madness.

[@Mgl1206]

On the contrary we’re just lifeforms from another universe where our matter only affects it in terms of gravity and is completely invisible otherwise.

[@calvingreene90]

Private Kipp has a well trained liver.

[@MarkGast]

For the Chaos! Uh, Errm, the Algorithm11! Man, I need me some shore leave.

[@AgroSquerril]

for chaosorithm 11!

[@futtynucker5278]

@@AgroSquerril Ha! For the Chaosorithm indeed.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

so humanity interacts with life from another reality and or plain of existence which the other life sees as "dark-matter" but we would see normally, suggesting that dark matter in our universe might be expressive of a different one as dark-matter in theirs is expressive of our universe.

[@Mgl1206]

The way I see it the mass of normal matter is capable of influencing the space time of another universe/reality

[@ChrissieBear]

I assume they see each other as "Dark Matter", like two overlapping dimensions that can't see or hear each other, but can interact gravitationally with each other.

[@catastrophicennui3546]

I wish I could meet Private Kipp. He sounds like a hoot. XD

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Another great sermon from my favorite Prophet

[@kencarlson2855]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@james35124]

For the algorithm..... I'll just catch up on old stories while your voice heals

[@christinepearson5788]

Calvinball! Yes, Bill Watterson's immortal Calvin & Hobbes!

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Calvinball... tee hee Weapons Grade hot sauce... heh Drinking contests ... awwwwww, shucks

[@bobsterclause342]

Warhammer 40k vibes Its just humans. Yeah.

[@bobsterclause342]

Warhammer is nits

[@MervDeGriff]

Not one mention of how Skippy made it into space. :(

[@imaginaryparsnip]

Dude, i want to hear you read one of these stories using Helium XD

[@AgroSquerril]

TFOS:500 go!

[@ChaosLierLen]

I, Len, have been waiting for a story like that 1st one. And the 2nd.

[@TechnoSpectre3]

part 2: Things Private Kipp is not allowed btio do. Dr. Bright can relate.

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame

[@Psalmster023]

Every unit has a Private Kipp…

[@tonyoliver4920]

You read “the reverse spetznas’ story recently... 800 and something

[@tonyoliver4920]

794

[@kalebcrafts4338]

I want to hear about "the reverse spetzsnaz"

[@AgroSquerril]

it cometh over the mountain! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4DZd6ypnbGgn8U

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@homeskooltn8405]

for the algorithm

[@Inufan2005]

Poor Private Kipp. 🤣

[@Maeshalanadae]

Car jousting just sounds like a very bad idea.

[@sbritton1313]

I need to hear the full story of private kipp...

[@plinko-moss]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame ho

[@arakheno4051]

For the ALGORITHM!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the ALGORITHM!

[@nekopix1308]

Impressive voice acting

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

Dark matter eh? Interesting

[@roboticfish317]

Hope you do the new chapter of Retreat hell

[@AgroSquerril]

i will , working on getting my voice back to 100% then

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Private Kipp, I understand that it’s never a war crime the first time. Believe it or not, that is the ONLY reason you’re not in the brig right now. But still, YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP

[@merlinwizard1000]

68th, 3 December 2023

[@DragonJohn]

Cavinball isn't allowed? lame

[@RandomGuy-nt1no]

Wrong Links

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@inso80]

Please stop using the pitch shifting. It sounds wonky and is distracting.

[@robertbemis9800]

But it’s Calvin ball

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame

[@AgroSquerril]

many much pregame hype happening