Case Studies on Miscommunication by AlphaBeetle | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1158

[@demondeity9816]

For a sec I was excited because I thought this was a continuation of the veil of madness story but this was pretty fun too.

[@citizen_grub4171]

Kinda comes across as a side-story or a fan continuation.

[@andythepanhead]

Daddy's home!!!! Someone's about to get grounded for using the teleport without supervision again

[@reesewhittington6778]

"...Ithout supervisi- _*GET YOUR FILTHY FUCKING PAWS OFFA ME CHILDREN*_"

[@gman1515]

Tldr, which means spoilers ofc: Absolute Karen trys to use police station as daycare, harasses cops when they try to detain the troublesome children without injuring them while the kids tear apart tons of sensitive documents and equipment.

[@calvingreene90]

"We don't want to use force." Which explained shooting at the aliens first move.

[@gingercore69]

an american cop wrote this story probably

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

I'm sorry, so you _wouldn't_ shoot someone who broke into your house and refuses to respond?

[@calvingreene90]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim It was not a house it was a police station.

[@sammarino7357]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim to be fair it’s a stun gun but what the fuck did they expect and or think that was

[@Elmithian]

Shooting at someone that invaded what is effectively the most secure part of a police hq... yeah, using stun guns is more than understandable.

[@kurtismiller9544]

Their stunners couldn't stop a child.... Ooohh boy! You done screwed up Mr security guard..... Now Daddy is PISSED!

[@Ravin4182]

We didn't get a proper description, might well be mama

[@erikmckoul2478]

Maybe he shouldn't let his children on alien space stations.

[@taitano12]

Well, humanity doesn't exactly rally around Karens, so, even though pissed off daddy/mamma may be dangerous, once Humanity Proper is contacted, things will likely get squared away. I can imagine the Terran Empire/Federation/Alliance/whatever telling the parent to just shut up and get ahold of their kids, even if the next move is conquest or exterminatus.

[@СергійСавелов]

And now he will call for a manager as any Karen does.

[@k0rf3on6]

darksouls boss music starts

[@ladymecha8718]

Nice twist at the end.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@normiesalvador1854]

Like others, I thought this was a continuation of the Veil of Madness. Is there more? Seems like it could continue.

[@GalaxyStar99]

i believe its finished with about 4 chapters

[@basrengangetch.2042]

@@GalaxyStar99 it's on a weird spot after the spying mission though

[@S4t4n_NZ]

This one definitely needs a sequel

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Why is Odo not the station security chief? Did he get kicked out of DS9?

[@jeanannd]

Very naughty human children that almost started a war. LOL

[@patrickhamelc1902]

Love that intro. Perfect

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@dantreadwell7421]

Love the opening on this one, hilarious.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@seanrobert9661]

Aaawww crap.... For the bards For the squrrals coffee ☕ For the algorithms and coffee

[@AgroSquerril]

For The algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kaiuwe4gabbert556]

All hail the algorithin

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@taitano12]

AAAAAUGH!!! CRAP, SORRY, SORRY, sorry, so sorry... Uh... Didn't know they were, uh, kids... Uh. Yeah, sorry. Can I go back now?.. Please don't eat me.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@kashkara_8943]

Wanders around and chews on the algorithm *munch munch munch*

[@AgroSquerril]

nom nom?

[@Madgearz]

"Odó", lol

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@condorboss3339]

They better hope mom isn't Karen

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , the universe would end... no survivors

[@СергійСавелов]

Judging by what happened - that parent absolutely is Karen.

[@merlinathrawes746]

The kids just want to play. Won't your play with them?

[@kennethhummel4409]

Pissed off parent’s are not to be trifled with!

[@erikmckoul2478]

Sounds like a bad parent letting kids just appear on an alien station.

[@seatbelttruck]

@@erikmckoul2478 Kids are sneaky, they may have snuck off. Nobody can prevent those kind of things 100%

[@СергійСавелов]

@@seatbelttruck who in their right mind would give kids *portable teleporters* ? Or put them in a place where kids could get them?

[@GamingWithUncleJon]

Tag. You're it.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@paulhuston9991]

And another case of "don't f#$k with kids!"

[@erikmckoul2478]

The parent is lucky they aren't dead, and he would only have himself to blame for letting them go to an alien space station before knowing how to communicate.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Honestly, this is 100% the parent's fault. They shouldn't have sent their kids onto an alien space station before even trying to figure out and Contact said station.

[@TheMadman9090]

"Get your damn hands off my kids!" "Get your damn kids off my station!"

[@Monster_Ink]

🌌 For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the coffee

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@allenmorgan1007]

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, The hands acquire shaking, The shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

[@obsidian_oki]

Nice

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@anonimoanonimado1096]

Oh hello ther

[@AgroSquerril]

hey ther

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@merlinwizard1000]

75th, 13 January 2024

[@anonimoanonimado1096]

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[@AgroSquerril]

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[@Kirsten2933]

like 778

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm