Ahsoka is Dave Filoni's Wet Dream and Everyone elses Nightmare

The Show is Atrocious

[@nigelpisswater484]

Idk, Ahsoka was pretty expressive when she crossed her arms for the 100th time.

[@creativestudio101]

Imagine the level of skill, and writing that requires... "Fold your arms every 5 minutes" 😂

[@gamingandedits5311]

Think you forgot she also had her arms crossed alot in the Clone Wars and Rebels? It is litterally her signature pose at this point, rewatch Clone Wars again and tell me you do not see her cross her arms once

[@yleyatarn]

Love how Qui Gon Jin was the only character to die by being impaled with a lightsaber. Now they have been degraded into a Glorified Laser pointer.

[@hellraizer44]

don't forget Han Solo. Oh wait maybe it was the fall the killed him. right? .... right? 🤨🤨

[@scockery]

@@hellraizer44 Is Han really dead? A fall didn't kill Maul or Palpatine.

[@ocboy5163]

Two words: plot armor

[@KuchiKopium]

​@@scockery"No one's ever truly gone." - Jake Skywalker

[@Сайтамен]

And Agen Kolar. And Fifth Brother. And Admiral Trench.

[@sharksbreath7]

Someone should explain to Lucasfilm that maps are used to find locations - not people.

[@superhippo7564]

...And some locations are where people are??? I understand you're upset but wtf is this point

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@superhippo7564 the point is a Mguffin Map doesn't track people like your Phone.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@ArgentWolf95it’s not tracking Thrawn it’s tracking the planet he’s on.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Thrawn is at the location of the maps destination, there’s probably some significance to the planet

[@sharksbreath7]

People can move, locations don't. I think that would be self evident. @@superhippo7564

[@jordangreen4518]

The surviving being stabbed with the lightsaber really needs to stop. If that blade is as hot as we are told it is it should be like instant death. No one should be able to survive that let alone the gaping hole in their body.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Quigon lasted five minutes while obiwan fought maul. Sabine was brought to a hospital is less time then that.

[@stealthcobra1525]

Lighsabers can melt though metal and cut rocks like paper. It would litterally leave a crater of dead, burned flesh with every blood vessels and cells around the wound eseentially being nuked immediately. It would sever tons of key blood vessels and immediately burst or cauterize them, leading to gigantic loss of blood pressure all around the body and death... You would be left it a gigantic cater of burned flesh, necrosis and blood vessels no longer delivering blood all over the body. And that's not even accounting for the fact there's key organs like lungs / kidneys/intenstines and stomach in the area that would probably also be severly damaged in the process. I mean even stabbing someone through with a sharp metal sword would probably kill them, but we're supposed to believe a beam of pure plasma would leave a small burn marks and no lasting damage. B.S

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Vader is hit many times by lightsaber and walks it off almost every character loses an arm in star wars. So by what you say star wars in itself is stupid

[@valder8423]

@@davidfrederiksen3185 lol all those close calls Vader had between Episode III and IV is insane.

[@c.s3369]

​@davidfrederiksen3185 how is getting hit in the shoulder with armour and robotic limbs the same as being impaled in your guts. People say anything on the net😣🤣

[@bruhdon4748]

I hate that lightsabers have essentially been boiled down to a glowing baseball bat that does no damage at all, the worst offender was in the kenobi series where it bounces several times off a storm trooper.

[@lucifermagne7458]

Agreed. Said baseball thing works in Jedi Fallen Order/Survivor because that's a video game and it can't be that easy. But it seems the movies and shows took this literally and made the lightsabers useless

[@bruhdon4748]

@@lucifermagne7458 the fact you bring up fallen order as a direct comparison is interesting because it goes deeper than just the lightsabers behaving the same way, the plot & character arc in kenobi & fallen order are almost the exact same, it’s actually crazy. The way he infiltrated the inquisition base is the same, the breaking of the glass is the same there’s so many plot points and beats that are the exact same

[@bruhdon4748]

@@lucifermagne7458 & also would love to see a Star Wars game where the combat is somewhat similar to for honour, kingdom come deliverance etc where it’s mostly about parrying attacks and when you do land an attack it’s fatal to the opponent.

[@TheACcam]

The Empire Strikes Back set a bad precedent. Vader should have been cut in half.

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@bruhdon4748 it's good in Fallen Order because those things were new and cool. But when you do the same thing in a completely different show, it becomes bland. If Kenobi had done it first, it'd be better. Kenobi would still be a piece of shit show, but those specific comparisons wouldn't have felt used too much

[@beezysbeatz4924]

After watching CLONE WARS, REBELS and now THIS, I am convinced Dave has a life size sex robot of Ahsoka in his office. Not Rosario Dawson Ahsoka, but the CLONE WARS Ahsoka. Nahmeen? 😅

[@jBread28]

FBI open up

[@jonbaxter2254]

And she was a good friend...

[@TheBatman39]

He kinda has the smug of someone who visited Jeffrey's country clubs on those islands

[@blankblank2370]

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

[@stormy6029]

100% 😂

[@stonecoldprose]

There is a big, big difference between writing for an animated series and writing for live action, and this has become painfully apparent post Clone Wars and Rebels.

[@debw8222]

who let you out of your mom's basement with that hairline. wear a hat for the rest of us

[@gonderAmh]

there's more stories in one episode of clone wars than in 3 of ahsoka

[@similorradique2670]

Lets not pretend rebels or clone wars was any good anyway lol. Clone wars is 2 decent episodes because dooku apears in them then 20 fillers . Repeat for 6 seassons and you got clone wars. Rebels is a joke that dropped even in the mesh departament which made the animation look horrible

[@lunagrace2872]

Also wasn’t he not an actual writer for the clone wars except for a couple random episodes. He was more the creative head then an actual writer. Which really shows that he’s not actually a professional writer.

[@Otis-Spunks]

I would dare say that if you are intimately versed in Rebels and Clone Wars, this series will be extremely aggravating to watch. What does it say about a writer who wont even respect his own past works when building off of them? My suspicion is that Dave Filoni didn't have as much writing credit in Clone Wars and Rebels as we have all been led to believe. I think he's been carried by more talented people and we are witnessing him on his own for the first time.

[@klavassassini]

This is just like watching Bryke fail with Legend of Korra all over again.

[@mrgermanvono35]

I am very familiar with both shows and have enjoyed these 2 episodes so far. In fact, most fans have. Idk how this channel got recommended to me but people are nut cases if they think this shows is as bad as they say it is. Yall trippin, especially considering recent stuff like Mando s3 (was good but picked up pace like the last 2 episodes), obi, and boba. Dave could've used a little extra help with writing but really it's not that bad. Honestly star wars fans are the worst people to please

[@barlosjimbo5200]

@@mrgermanvono35 I agree. I've watched both shows beforehand and enjoyed these past two episodes. Sad to see some people just sh*t on this with no constructive criticism. Also I totally agree that Star Wars fans are just the worst to please.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

​@@barlosjimbo5200well these channels make money off the hate so not having on Disney especially when there is majority woman Leeds could hurt their Salary

[@mrgermanvono35]

@barlosjimbo5200 yeah. I've definitely seen reviews of the show with good constructive criticism but also worthwhile praise. A lot of Fandom are hard to please, but start wars especially so. Lately it's been warranted since our expectations have not been met when there has been some really good stuff recently, then we get Bobf and obi wan..

[@LordParcyval]

The droid is actually showing more emotions 😭 (he can show emotion by moving/rotating his eyelids)

[@The-dark-t5]

Damn even robots have more feelings, then the protagonist

[@mazkeraid4039]

That is saying a lot.

[@creativestudio101]

I was thinking the same thing😂

[@Jus-Too-Smoove]

Remember that Ashokas sabers were so hot that it cut through 6 inch stone in a matter of seconds, but somehow Sabine or all the other people except Qui Gon survive being impaled by a saber. Why are y’all still giving this company money?

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Quigon lasted a while during the duel after he was stabbed. Instead of laying there, Sabine was brought to a hospital immediately

[@endosaurus1404]

​@@oXRaptorzXoEveryone seems to ignore that when bringing it up for some reason.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@endosaurus1404 because they are blinded by hate

[@endosaurus1404]

@@oXRaptorzXo A true statement. If they can't find literally anything good in the Star Wars produced now, then why are they even still here.

[@cooljim1376]

@@oXRaptorzXo I see you keep bringing up the same retarded point thinking you're a super genius, so I'm just going to debunk your idiotic copy pasta: 1. The real reason Qui-Gon lasted as long as he did is for narrative reasons, to tell Obi-Wan before he dies "to train the boy" which is something every movie, show, book, or game has done since ever. 2. The time from Qui-Gon getting stabbed, Obi-Wan waiting for the shield to go down, and then dueling Maul lasted exactly two minutes. Qui-Gon could have been holding on to life using the force, but even if this was the case he was fading fast. He had enough time to instruct Obi-Wan to take Anakin in as his apprentice and immediately expired after the fact. There was no force healing, no time travel, no visit to the emergency room, he had 2 minutes of life and that was it. So what you want everyone to believe is that Sabine was found, immediately taken from bumfuck no where to an ER, and had a lightsaber wound under the breast and directly into her right lung immediately remedied within the timeframe of two minutes? You are a goddamn moron if you think Qui-Gon holding on for 2 minutes before dying to a lightsaber wound to the stomach is at all similar to this situation lmao. By your dip shit logic Qui-Gon was in a palace with more than likely the highest end medical droids in the event that someone as important as Naboo royalty would end up sick or injured and didn't survive. Sabine gets stabbed in the torso in the middle of nowhere completely alone and no one could possibly reach her, but she lives. Promptly go fuck yourself you stupid tit.

[@SimonLeicester]

It feels touched by the dead hand that is Kathleen Kennedy. "Basically, everything needs more strong female characters, make the men weak and feeble and ideally kill them off as soon as possible, especially the old white guys. The Force is Wamen". Thanks Kathleen

[@darrengordon-hill]

How many times have you written a comment like this in the past 5 years, cos it reads like "copypasta"?

[@synchc]

KK isn't the problem, just a symptom. The disease will still be there when Disney can get rid of her.

[@DaddyDeGrand]

To be fair, the old white man in this show is amazing. I really like Baylan Skoll, he was fun when had his moments. The sad thing is that the actor actually did pass away. I would have loved to see more of him. In regards to male presence in the story, we can assume that Ezra and Thrawn will be in the story soon and at least Thrawn will (hopefully) be an important and strong presence.

[@umapessoaqualquer3688]

Nah, this show reeks of Filoni's c*m socks, he literally made his OC be the most important character in Star Wars and responsible for half of the events

[@lolcats987654321]

Nothing like that has happened in this show.

[@spacerookie2391]

The most hillarious thing is that Ahsoka is not even the main character of her show

[@gregorypollard5908]

Bait and switch

[@squaresided]

A common theme lately.

[@playedit0ut290]

I'm fed up with this MC sidelined cliche

[@unit-spe7558]

and ?

[@stealthcobra1525]

Sucks cause I really wanted an Ahsoka show since the character was really badass in the Mandalorian... But alas it's clearly live action Rebels, which I never cared about, with the main character being Sabine which I find insufferable.

[@khfan4life365]

I’m old enough to remember when Ahsoka, Sabine, and Hera all had distinct personalities. Ahsoka showed more emotion in Rebels than she ever did in this show.

[@darrengordon-hill]

I'm old enough to remember stunning visuals and physical puppetry

[@Crichjo32]

I'm old enough to remember when Star Wars used to actually be good.

[@Brevski]

I’m old enough to accept what we are given and not cry like a little bitch

[@dragerdet]

thats because she's been through a lot since Rebels

[@morganwartman8507]

I’m old enough to remember when people didn’t judge an entire show based on 2 episodes and when Star Wars fans weren’t a bunch of salty losers crying about the most meaningless stuff 😂

[@sterlingarcher2846]

The way Reaper verbally executes this filth never fails to entertain. Keep fighting the good fight man.

[@Tommmmmmmmmmmm]

I’m going to end up watching the entire series through Reapers videos, and i can’t wait.

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

thatt is the reason i watch his videos.

[@brandonscott5544]

AWFUL.

[@RogerZoul]

This dude is unhappy in life.

[@grey195]

@@RogerZouljust like you

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

wait they gave her the force?.... didnt rebels go out of their way to tell us she does not have the force while kanan was training her to use the dark saber????

[@kvnkaveman]

I know you are all retarded, It is very clearly stated in the Second episode that Sabine isn't force sensitive.

[@discobroccoli198]

She doesn’t have the force…

[@oXRaptorzXo]

They didn’t give her the force. At the very most she can hear voices while she sleeps. The droid trainer robot said she had the lowest force sensitivity out of every Jedi he ever trained

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

@@oXRaptorzXo she had zero sensitivity to begin with.... Giving her any is a huge issue

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@ninvusoogoar6098 No it’s not. It’s not like you can just sense force sensitivity in anyone anyways, even Vader couldn’t sense Leia and she’s far stronger than Sabine. It actually explains her picking up saber fighting so fast in rebels and it doesn’t change anything cause it’s so minor

[@roriksteader]

That title crawl looks like it's from a PowerPoint 😂

[@ionutcristian9650]

What's sad is, i've seen dawson in other movies and she is a good actress. I think the director told her to act like a plank so the character seems "badass". These people are confusing badass with boring.

[@cdreyes81]

Exactly. They want to be like men but somehow men being acting stoic is better. When it's women, lately, they're like a plank of wood and somehow come off as cheap and fake

[@exoticredtadpole2713]

Bro she is stoic. That is the whole point. She is supposed to be a wise (not)Jedi Master. She is not supposed to an emotional teenager.

[@infinite6339]

​@@exoticredtadpole2713How can Ahsoka be a jedi master when the person who trained her barely even made it to the rank of Jedi Knight and was still being trained himself. Ahsoka is FAR from a Jedi master, she's not even a Jedi anymore.

[@exoticredtadpole2713]

@@infinite6339Bruh there are no jedi around right now except Luke. You are seriously getting pissed over the semantics. Like in my personal opinion she has surpassed the jedi knighthood and is now the realm of jedi master if Order 66/leaving the order did not happen.

[@infinite6339]

@@exoticredtadpole2713 Are we not forgetting the fact that she left the Jedi because she was framed? She doesn't even follow there teachings 😭

[@johnnycrown5097]

10:23 it's even worse for Luke because the lightsaber stab he died from travelled across the universe to kill him... And he literally turned to dust after like a second... He didn't even get enough time to fall to the ground before death came to him...

[@John-Doe-Yo]

😂

[@madambutterfly1997]

Personally, I feel like you should make a series that anyone can get into and not have to look at any prior projects to understand who these characters are or what the fuck is happening

[@jBread28]

There's a few shows like that already (Andor, Mando etc). Ahsoka's meant to be a continuation.

[@madambutterfly1997]

@@jBread28 really they failed right out the gate. The only thing saving them at this point is the wonderful performance by the late Ray Stevenson

[@arkhamwarden1205]

@@jBread28 Andor was great. You don't need to have seen Rogue One to get what's going on. Mando relies on everyone having seen all the films, and Book of Boba Fett to understand what's happening. The resolution to his shit 2 season journey happened in another show!

[@jBread28]

@@arkhamwarden1205 Meant Mando S1 specifically, all you really need is to have watched all 6 prior films and have some grasp on what a Mandalorian is (even then not really since it's the cult Mandalorians not the usual ones).

[@bruhdon4748]

Disney just needs to stop making Star Wars “content”

[@genemavretic]

Honestly at this point, videos like this that break down and criticize thus garbage with memes interspliced are infinitely more entertaining than the shows themselves. There should only be a handful of people watching this garbage for the sole purpose of making videos like this and the rest of us will just consume this content and not give any viewership for Disney or the other mega corps

[@crazyralph6386]

Guaranteed!

[@darrengordon-hill]

Nah, I'd rather watch something I enjoy. Just laughing at you hate watchers whining as I shit

[@endosaurus1404]

Except videos like these are actual trash, like they claim so many other things to be.

[@dasparado]

Thats what I do, never seen a single Star Wars show.

[@thecloudtherapist]

The droid definitely has more emotions cos he keeps rolling his eyes at the sh*t acting happening around him 😂

[@kosmikaonebladeshy]

I dont get why the sith apprentice cant just decapitate sabine after being stab-melt in the abdomen to make sure she doesnt survive because apparently in disney starwars, being stab-melt still gives you a chance to live.

[@Mrbackblower]

Probably because Ahsoka was about to pull up

[@yleyatarn]

Just force choke her lmfao.

[@coletrain583]

And people ship Sabine with this psycho?!

[@TomMJH]

I almost spat out my supper when you said "she might reveal the possibility that Ezra Miller might still be alive" LOL!

[@binaldoshi495]

Hot take - Ahsoka has no business existing at this point of time. She should've died during CW.

[@codafett]

It is very obvious that her character was meant to die in the Clone Wars because she is a walking plot hole at this point.

[@garethholman1050]

Why take the lightsaber out very carefully through the entrance wound when you cam just slice it out in any direction?

[@CollectionLearning.]

Maybe she wasnt trying to kill her

[@oXRaptorzXo]

Why didn’t anyone do that? Why didn’t maul? Why didn’t palpatine? Such a stupid argument. If your looking for an explanation for all these things, i would guess it’s a mutual respect thing not to mutilate the body of the opponent

[@garethholman1050]

@@CollectionLearning. so much for being a dark side force user then. :/

[@garethholman1050]

@@oXRaptorzXo sith only respect power, they delve into their hatred and anger to fight their opponents. They rarely respect them when they defeat them, in fact they have disdain for anyone too weak to beat them. The same thing applies to Maul although he was toying with Kenobi and Jinn in his arrogance, something Sidious despised in him. I disagree with Maul surviving his injury too, although as he's a Zabrak there is room to bullshit his physiology. Palpatine did, Anakin did and Vader did too. Even Obi-wan used a slash attack on Anakin. It makes even less sense when you factor in the force and their ability to sense it in others. They could easily tell whether their enemy is killed or wounded. In the end it's down to plot armour rather than practicality and it's too silly for my tastes.

[@thesleekgreek]

Star Wars is an overcooked turkey at thanksgiving that no one wants to eat but because it is all they have, and they liked all the previous thanksgiving dinners, they will still sit at the table and slop it up anyways, thinking about the better times where it was cooked right.

[@georgerafa5041]

RIP to Ray Stevenson. Such a great actor. Completely wasted in Disney trash.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Every character he has played in star wars so far has been awaome

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Awesome

[@dragerdet]

who else did he play?@@davidfrederiksen3185

[@endosaurus1404]

You saying that really puts things into perspective on how little you actually cared.

[@ShoutOfCoffee]

Flu seems more dangerous than stabbing with Saber 😂😂😂

[@ieatsteel8283]

It’s actually sad what happened to Dave Filoni. He was one of the biggest reasons the clone wars was so good and now he’s been reduced to someone who uses half the effort for double the price.

[@josebrown5961]

It looks to me that Filoni has “gone to the dark side.” They can’t make good Star Wars so they will retcon Legends they tried to toss away to try to save their asses.

[@ninvusoogoar6098]

to be fair. he also had lucas and 1 other guy who did most of the heavy lifting on clone wars.... remember rebels was filoni's baby where he was the one in charge and rebels was not very good... rebels also added fucking time travel into star wars so Ashoka wouldnt die.... his writing has always been rather bad. even in clone wars, remember in revenge of the sith its heavily implied dooku has not seen obi-wan or anakin since attack of the clones.... yet in clone wars they fight every 3 episodes or something lol..

[@bls8959]

@@josebrown5961 He went years ago

[@thegreatpiginthesky3904]

Filoni and Favreau are both hacks. Always have been

[@bcmm1880]

@@frostedbasil74certainly with Anikan, but with Obi it’s more debatable, but I get why ppl would see it that way

[@thebigidea9659]

Never really liked Sabine, she came off as someones OC mandalorian with her hot topic esque armor and being able to wield a light saber. The fact that she has been retconned to being force sensitive, meaning she will likely become a mandalorian jedi,now makes it even more obvious that she is someone's OC.

[@Ergeniz]

Don't forget the SJW hair and millennial mannerisms.

[@Mouse_Metal]

She´s the Mary of all Sues who makes Rey look like a great character.

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

The Disney Star Wars Strong Women shows will continue until morale improves!

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Should these woman in ahsoka suddenly be weak just cause they are woman

[@ShoutOfCoffee]

In the last episode of Ahsoka we'll find out that Darth Maul is alive...somehow. Who knows...maybe even Savage Opress will join him. 😂

[@brad5426]

There is such thing as a character being too "stoic" and Ashoka is just that.

[@mattd5240]

Stoic was never one of her character traits, which feels so weird for Ahsoka.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

​@@mattd5240she probably hardened after watching everything she loves being destroyed

[@elliottb8704]

The lightsaber stab that Sabine received should have been used as a tool for character development. It could have been something she has to slowly recover from, a constant reminder of her failure and weakness every time she trains and feels it ache with pain. But slowly, as she actually WORKS to get better at using the force and fighting with a lightsaber, her wound would also heal to symbolize her growth and moving away from the past. Eventually, by the end of the show when there will inevitably be a final battle, she would have grown enough as a fighter and force user that she would be able to beat the Sith characters, contrasting on her defeat in the first episode and reflecting on all her progress as a character. But of course, why have actual character development when we can have generic strong girlboss? I thought of this in only a few minutes while lying in bed. How professional writers cannot think of this removes my hope for Disney.

[@elliottb8704]

Of course, this doesn’t remove the fact that surviving a lightsaber stab to the gut is outrageously stupid in the first place, but at least they would actually use this wound for the plot and to build up her character. It wouldn’t just be some useless thing to move the plot forward and quickly end a fight scene that would have definitely ended with somebody (Sabine) dying.

[@DoubleClefFm]

Aaaah come on. That would be.....an actual plot you are describing xD

[@cooljim1376]

Bruh, you don't come back from a lightsaber stab wound in the torso. By all accounts of internalized logic that has been used since the inception of this franchise, she should be dead. There is no recovery. Hell if they were going to just handwave it entirely it begs the question why even bother showing a character getting impaled by a lightsaber if they're going to shake it off like a fucking DBZ character? Just idiotic.

[@elliottb8704]

@@cooljim1376 Totally agree, but we all know that Disney isn’t about to kill off a girl boss. If we lived in a perfect world then Disney would know how lightsabers worked, but they don’t so I’m just trying to compensate for their stupidity and work with it to make a story that’s actually good.

[@cdreyes81]

I know it's a small detail but it's glaring how all the costumes looks so clean amd pressed. Everything looks too crisp.

[@Aldgri]

i've always felt like ahsoka is just an oc that managed to be canon

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

You are right about the hallway scene because it is a martial art and would be fluid movements not robotic

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Vader is robotic

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

@@davidfrederiksen3185 no Vader is a cyborg there is a difference

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

@@Joshua-uw7wm it is also his lightsaber style

[@sleekemu356]

I feel people don't understand that getting stab by a lightsaber is not the same as getting stab by a sword because 1 lightsaber is extremely hot so when it enters your body, your inside is cooked and boiled

[@oXRaptorzXo]

It’s not cooked and boiled. It’s sealed by the heat. She got medical attention in minutes

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

If it boiled just by being in contact with blood every star wars character would have died long ago

[@blw4089]

​@@oXRaptorzXothe shock alone would probably kill her.

[@oXRaptorzXo]

@@blw4089 Quigon didn’t die of “shock”

[@thematiasmadness7010]

So the sith are the good guys? Cool

[@DeinosCZ]

Siths were always good guys !

[@jonbaxter2254]

Still holding out for a grey Jedi one of these days.

[@TheBatman39]

There are no good guys in that wretched galaxy

[@ArgentWolf95]

Thrawn is!

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

These are not sith they are more like dark jedi

[@michaeldiekmann6494]

Ray Stevenson deserved better. We will miss you, Pullo!

[@jBread28]

Title can't be more accurate

[@Raoul215]

Rest in Peace Ray Stevenson

[@muzien87]

it truly is the worst. people kept saying Dave would save star wars completely forgetting he was responsible for the worst garbage in clone wars and rebels. people forget that dave at the stroke of a pen turned mandalorians into ultimate bad ass warriors with a code of honor who put battle prowess and honor above everything and turned them into pacifist losers who just hide and cry.

[@manz7860]

He reminds me of those game of thrones writers. Brilliant at putting the other George's work to film. Not so good at coming up with original material.

[@Mouse_Metal]

IMO the pacifist Satine was trillion times stronger person than her garbage spineless sister Booo who was a terrorist and slaver with no moral code. She ignored the Death Watch creed - the same creed she wanted her own sister dead for - the moment it didn´t suit her. Pre Vizsla was a j3rk but at least he practised what he preached and died in a duel to a better opponent. Boo is also the one who constantly whines and plays a victim. I don´t remember Satine whining and crying and self-victimizing herself to gain sympathy and manipulate others. And Boo-Karen can´t fight. It´s just that the enemies are standing around and waiting to be stabbed by her stuuupid attached blade. Stabbing is highly ineffective compared to cutting. The first thing an ex-military friend of mine reccommended to me when it comes to fighting with a knife was to cut chaoticaly and unpredictably, not to stab. Stabbing can be blocked easily, it is very predictable to the opponent where the stab is aiming. So Bo-Karen, the elite Mando wannabe, uses THE LEAST effective technique every time she "fights" with a knife. And her blade is attached to her armor, which makes the variability of the stabbing angles limited. It´s basically a glorified knuckleduster. LOL!

[@_vis4392]

this whole video was more interesting that all the fight scenes in the movie. love the video you've earned a sub

[@ElegantUsuper]

I hate that Kk has cut off Luke Skywalker's balls and they at Disney forced Ahsoka to grow a weiner! Not only that but to add insult to injury they basically called qui-gon-jinn a nancy-boy and implied that he was Weak and Powerless against being impaled by lightsaber which makes complete sense given that getting stabbed by a literal beam of superheated energy would instantly melt your internal organs making it impossible for you to live unless you're some kind of weird alien that can survive with organs in their head or something. However you look at it Kathleen Kennedy and some others are like the real world manifestation of evil because they have personally assassinated many good characters with compelling stories and interesting backgrounds, characters who have been portrayed by very talented men, beloved actors. The two top actors that I can think of would be Liam Neison and Mark Hamill characters that they've portrayed are numerous yet each performance given in my personal opinion was nigh Flawless and spoke to a degree of Godly Talent, for their characters to receive the kind of treatment they have in recent years I think it akin to personal insults to the actors themselves!

[@blueshellhater1845]

I wonder what happened? Clone Wars Ahsoka was always quippy. Granted shes older and more depressed now (canonically kinda legitimate) but that does not make for an entertaining character. Also fuck these magical item search quests

[@ashborn7343]

it be so fucking awesome if they released a series on someone cool from the dark side like darth revan

[@Trapsta123]

They would probably make him cry to some feminist character 😂

[@ashborn7343]

@@Trapsta123 sadly that's most likely true

[@Darth_Lex]

I like Rosario but, someone better needs to play Ahsoka.

[@scockery]

I thought she was a bad choice from day one, but everyone was like "Well, Ashley Eckstein can't play her?" (Why not?). Still...bad choice.

[@freepoco2]

This should have been an animated movie. This was so cartoony.

[@Mouse_Metal]

It wouldn´t make the awful plot any better.

[@watkinseugenides]

"He's also accompanied by his Apprentice, Shin, and this other dude from Dark Souls." --That line had me rolling, dude. Phenomenal work :D

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

I like The Clone Wars. That's why I have no intention of watching this.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

So far it is good

[@clovergambit3051]

At this rate lightsabers may as well be pool noodles with how little to no damage they do to these characters.

[@chiefchale7710]

how do one fail like this at STAR WARS??? this is terrible

[@jonathandemelo3075]

I don’t care for Disney Star Wars anymore but for some reason I find it’s so entertaining to watch videos talking about how bad Star Wars is nowadays

[@Arcjaw]

I'm just going to watch The Clone Wars again. Maybe Rebels

[@Pellbort]

None of these women have the gravitas to pull this off, even if they were given the absolute best story and dialogue. Which they haven't. It's an ensemble that somehow manages to be less than the sum of its parts.

[@BlimpCityFeeder]

R. Dawson’s filmography speaks otherwise with Sin City, Luke Cage etc.

[@fantochedollmaker7030]

I remember the actress playing the title character repeating "Yaaaas yassss she be a leader, yasss" like this weird power hungry female mantra was supposed to be the applauded norm now

[@andym2612]

New canon says Bacta was invented somewhere between 30 to 60 minutes after Qui-Gon died explaining how Maul was able to be saved.

[@crazyralph6386]

What a effing train wreck. Does Hollyweird have any skilled editors left in that god forsaken town? Seriously, they’re the absolute key to the pacing and tempo. That’s the only thing that saved A New Hope.

[@andreix123]

Personally Lightsabers have always been the main reason I loved Star Wars, after Disney took over and started using these plastic sabers during filming, It lost everything of worth in my eyes. It's so horrible

[@SgtSplacker]

Disney basically took Lucas Arts and made it princess. I knew this was going to happen from the beginning.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

What do you mean haha

[@greenarrow219]

😂the best review and a million times more entertaining and funny.

[@tylerskiss]

So the Dark Souls character- it’s obviously Ezra, right? Do they show him unmasked? It has to be Ezra… that’s the only thing stupid enough.

[@melaniesmith1313]

I was bored to death and could barely keep my eyes open trying to watch the premier. It was absolutely pitiful.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Anyone remember when lightsabers would cut through a foot of steel? Imagine what that would do to someone's insides. Doesnt matter if its in a non vital spot because it would destroy everything in there.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Do you think a lightsaber being in contact with blood would make it boil instantly

[@TammyBoy]

7:16 Ezra Miller 😂😂 Good one

[@yolo6670]

ikr

[@yleyatarn]

That's vile

[@yolo6670]

​@@yleyatarnI just noticed that people make jokes about erza bridger and Ezra Miller.

[@Toliman.]

I figured the problem would be that Ahsoka, like Din Djarin of Mandalorian has the problem of side-character syndrome - they're powerful enough to take on every class of villain or threat in the story... except they're not the main character. So they have to be shelved, even in their own Movie/series because they're not given enough power to actually change the main plot. I don't get any sense that Ahsoka has a job. Or a responsibility. Is it mentioned in the show, did I forget what she was supposed to be doing ? This is immediately noticeable when named characters show up ... and they get benched for no particular reason, i.e. Din/Mandalorian gets Benched in his own show because The Princess Bo-Katan turns up along with Lizzo and Jack Black. If that plays out, Ahsoka is going to be benched if Luke turns up, Mando, Breaking Bad (sic), Thrawn, Anakin, Palpatine, even Leia/Holdo. The story isn't interesting. It also needed to have a cold open not with the Dark Jedi/Mercs, but explaining Live Action Ezra and who Thrawn is, even for a minute. Not doing this, is a mistake. The audience won't care for the drama if they don't know why they should care, and Ahsoka being the side-character in her own show isn't compelling yet. Not seeing her be given any work, or a job, or an income is also a symptom of this side-character problem. Like Cara Dunn, there's work for the old rebels, but not if they're side-characters. It would not surprise me if they try to shoehorn Tween Leia/Holdo into this mess, especially since Obi-Wan/Mandalorian has left a bit of a Lore gap with the rebellion 'winning' and failing to clean up afterwards. They can't, but it would not surprise me if Season 2 is planned to have a "Grogu Moment" of Tween Leia, while KK was in the hot-seat, and was refused. They would probably attempt it, as "brave" despite the problems inherent in making the timeline work, or having Hera/Sabine/Ahsoka be one of Leia's teachers, sic. When everything has to be self-contained within their own character world, that can't touch the Movies or the other TV shows... you lose stakes and danger. Everything feels like a cheap parody unable to visit key locations or use key assets for the expense, but also the rights. The other reason you'd sideline everything, is expenses, merchandise and IP / rights. It's expensive to borrow main characters, so everything has to be 'borrowed' from another Movie, i.e. Rebels, but also Rogue One borrowing 2 combat droids (sic) as comic relief characters, sic. They likely spent quite a lot on adapting the Rebels and Clone Wars character IP in the budget already.

[@namenloss730]

thrawn in another galaxy only conflicts with a ton of prior lore

[@TheWaterdog6]

In original cannon, Thrawn was the most reasonable empire person ever. He was practical, reasonable and clever. Ultimately his motivations are not to the empire but to a greater threat that neither the Empire or Rebels are aware of and is secretly building a defense against it with both sides. However he is a genius tactician. Dave Baloney here ruins that, making him smart but uncharacteristically evil. And then makes him lose with a huge Deus Ex Machina. So yeah, I wish this series as much destruction as he did to the original cannon. But you cant go 5 steps without someone sucking Dave's 'Baloney' and talking about how great rebels was. Spoilers: It really isnt as great as they claim.

[@Pinkielover]

Can't wait for more, love every second of it..

[@zion6680]

I always hated Ahsoka, she ruined what Shaak-Ti started lol

[@R.Lennartz]

Another thing I noticed is how most of the sets and costumes just looks fake, it's all so clean, no wear, no dust, whatever damage it has doesn't look real. In a hangar for example, the floor would be full of marks left by the landing gear of hundreds of heavy ass space ships, but look at this at 5:40, it looks brand new. Look at her jacket at 7:20, did she buy this thing a few hours before this scene? Compare that to Finn's jacket at 8:45, it's not just one uniform color, it has creases in it, it looks used.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

How is there a map to a place nobody knew about wtf filetti.

[@Mouse_Metal]

Filetti 👍😆

[@A.E.B.0]

It’s interesting that you mention that the show feels like it was originally written as a movie, because the whole time I was watching this I was just saying “Why wasn’t this a movie, it feels like a movie, but stretched out into a show.” and “It’s amazing how an 8 episode series can still have so much filler”.

[@mechgouki7999]

9:15 Wow, she just holds her hands in the air like she don't care, begging for a light saber to enter her. Best light saber duel ever!

[@Wolfshalifi]

I gave up on them making a good Star Wars movie/show right when Disney bought it

[@daniellebcooper7160]

Dont forget, ANDOR was slow paced, and that was an excellent all round production.

[@ArgentWolf95]

agreed, i'd rather have a Thrawn show with Andor writing.

[@friendlyreaper9012]

I'm so tired of Filoni and his fanfiction and OCs. There was no Ashoka, no bullshit inhibitor chips and apparently order 66 didn't do shit since in every new show we learn about more Jedi that somehow survived it. Clone wars is also an overrated piece of fanfiction and no one will convince me otherwise.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

I'm literally only watching for the eventual (probably underwhelming) Anakin and Ashoka flashback. Clone Wars was a banger from beginning to end, so it's just sad to see how we've fallen to this point. But can't say I'm surprised

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

Genius decision making the coolest and most op weapon in the star wars universe useless in the first episode by showing you can survive being stabbed throught the goddamn stomach by it.

[@i.d.modisett9176]

I’m done with so many strong females leads in Star Wars

[@gnarlin4964]

A "Star Map" McGuffin that shows the secret location of an important person. Hmm, where have I seen this before!?

[@greatexkaiser1035]

This is why I don't take Disney canon seriously anymore. To me, the real Star Wars canon ended with the 6th season of the Clone Wars, and everything made after that is fan fiction. It's not real. Some of it was pretty decent fan fiction granted, but it's fan fiction all the same.

[@TheBerylknight]

lol, I saw that title and knew immediately it was a Reaper video.

[@shivamtripathi9663]

No one can write a character smarter than themselves😂😂😂😂😂

[@sakkasufle6326]

Why tf was there a map to Thrawn in an ancient temple? In fact, why is there always a stupid map to find in Disney Star Wars?!

[@brightlord-ov7cm]

Indiana Jones ring any bells?

[@Mouse_Metal]

@@brightlord-ov7cm This comparison makes no sense.

[@zachdk]

6:04 That was clearly a Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast/Academy reference. That game only had 3 animations for deflecting so it was really a top tier reference. God damn Filoni has done it again!!

[@KuchiKopium]

He hasn't unlocked those other skill trees yet haha

[@FoulPet]

One of my favorite characters I've no desire to watch.

[@anthonyml7]

I find it funny how all of them are standing the same way, closed off with their arms crossed. Almost like non of the women like / trust each other, which may actually be an accurate portrayal of how a lot of women do treat one another to be fair lol.

[@davidfrederiksen3185]

Well they have tention in the show

[@clement28300yip]

Compare its dialogue with Andor, where every line has impact and not wasted to fill dead air.

[@My_trashtalking_account]

Is Lezbohair pretty or ugly? I can't quite tell. She's like that girl you take home from a party but when you wake up in the morning and see her face in the morning light you're like Anakin in ROTS "What have I done!?"

[@DitchDigger311]

"...stopped by the guy from Dark Souls..." LMFAO!

[@TB4585]

They ruined Ahsoka, she was my favorite character and it woulda just made sense for her to leave the order and never show up again

[@Labcabin96]

Ahsoka is more Disney's wet dream because they cancelled clone wars and had filoni do rebels instead.

[@archiethejanitor6779]

Is Georgie the only one who takes lightsabers seriously

[@MajorSmurf]

Star wars actually scrap that TV writers in general... Can we please stop using Mcguffin maps or objects. Can we please put a little thought into how to get a story moving forward/started without that particular story device. Okay so the whole purpose of the map is that it leads to Thrawn? Why it was hidden in some ancient Jedi temple or who created it is already a mess to explain. If someone knows his location rather then making a map. Why not just tell someone? Or if they're a friend just go there? Maybe it could have made sense for a map to be a databank of a Starship but in some random ass ancient temple? Lol no. So the big question how could we locate him without that boring ass story trope? Well considering he was supposedly a top general/admiral. Why not start with finding his old friends or colleagues. Surely some of them must still exist. Maybe they know something? Or on the reverse side of things why not make Thrawn be the one to announce his presence. Maybe a radio signal rallying his allies? Maybe a lot of ships are going missing in a small sector of space? Some planets start to go radio dark. Have rumours begin to float around of a ghost fleet or something which makes Ahsoka curious? Why can I think of this in 5 minutes?

[@barrycardiss4043]

As I was watching I kept wondering, is she waiting for someone off camera to feed her lines in an ear piece? I just wish we had a new young male alpha hero that boys can dream of being and girls fancy as in the better, older days.. Ray S looked good..RIP..

[@oliverprice7987]

Honestly if Disney keeps going down this road they are going to make the Empire look like the good guys. In all seriousness I think this show is more likely to drive TCW and Rebels fans with the way they retconned the personalities of the main characters. Dave Filoni should've stuck to animation under someone who can keep him on a tight leash.

[@aquacandela3705]

Ahsoka's personality is so off, nothing resembling her throughout clone wars. Even if you chalk it up to maturity and character development we should still have glimpses of her younger self. But apparently having no personality is the default trait for all disney wars women.

[@ludeman]

Who else has to look twice at the podium Dave is at because it looks like it says nitwit at first glance.

[@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon]

Finally people are waking up to that hack of Filoni, I still can't understand how people can watch that trash cartoon and pretend is quality tv.

[@manz7860]

There are good aspects of it. I think he interprets GEORGE'S story pretty well. Besides all the canon busting bits. When it comes to original material....his lack of creativity shows. Kind of like the GoT writers.