Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the Worst Movie of the Year

[@toweypat]

Wait--Phoebe steals the dial, uses Jones as a human shield to get away, is perfectly willing to sell the dial to the world's last Nazi--and she ISN'T the villain?!?

[@rdep420]

They do make her come off as a shitty person.

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

She isn’t a villain because she is a strong independent whamen!!!!1!1!!1 She uses her ugly hole to make guys attracted to her and use them,she attacks old people and tries to kill them many times and tried to help nazis but she is a woman so its okay

[@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser]

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[@bigduke2140]

It is acceptable if a women does it and it is only wrong if a man does it.

[@rytlocknroll]

Ironic, lol.

[@Jake-pk4xe]

New protagonist is - British - brunette - written to be more competent than everyone around her sounds like a Kathleen Kennedy insert

[@MAAAAAAAAAA123]

I dont think Kathleen kennedy is a brit….

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Kathleen Kennedy was born in Berkley, CA. It's called Google or Bing. You could have taken a few minutes, that's it, but I guess you had to make your hate comment as quick as you could.

[@conflict7269]

Its febe, only know one other febe and thats girl from hey arnold

[@Phonsuk]

​@@mainstreetsaint36their talking about Rey Palpatine....

[@kuhanblock9380]

​@@MAAAAAAAAAA123she also isn't more competent than everyone around her...

[@alicegraham1571]

The "worst movie" is starting to become a contest for Disney.

[@XXLSSBBW]

Not just Disney. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD! I don't bother watching any of the new crap coming out today.

[@TheRealDr.Mabuse]

Never expected Steven Seagal to have any serious competition of "worst movie ever".

[@DachshundDogStarluck19]

Disney Classic Remakes are far too worse than this Indiana Jones film.

[@robertmiles1603]

Netflix and Amazon: "Hold my soy."

[@cloudshines812]

My favourite part of this entire movie was when Helena was laughing and cheering about their escape from the bad guys, but only for Indiana to knock some sense into her say that his best friend literally was just shot. Having her immediatly shut up about her inappropriate behavior one second later was honestly the most satisfying thing ever

[@ianbestor1528]

These people are so awful they don't realize that the "protagonists" they write are seen as villains by normal people and they don't understand it.

[@osmanyousif7849]

Unfortunately, this is contradicted by the fact that she shows little care when Indy does bring it up. So yeah, go back to saying, “F**k off, Helena.”….

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

And the only consequences she’ll face for being a rabid snatch.

[@commandorpirx912]

42 years later and Karen Allen is still beautiful, with more more charm and acting talent beaming from a single smile than Fleabag can ever hope to have.

[@BaseDeltaZero1972]

I watched the last half hour of the crystal skull on TV the other day (never watched it before)...two things that stood out were that the chase scenes were still fun as Hell, and just how damn happy I was seeing Karen Allen as Marion again. She really lit up the screen.

[@thevaccinator666]

@@BaseDeltaZero1972 She is perfection.

[@SPECTREA-vm7fy]

Unlike fleabag stinky ahh phobia walls whatever

[@marbellaotaiza801]

I just love that people calls her fleabag instead of her actual name...

[@kimberly11091]

​@thevaccinator666 she is the worst. I've detested her character since the beginning. No need for her to have come back, it should have just been John Rhys Davies aka Sallah.

[@Corehaven22]

Let's not forget Han Solo was also upstaged by a brunette younger woman. She taught him how to fix his ship he's owned for 50 years. Why does Disney keep making movies where the villains are the heroes and other movies where old heroes become broken old men? I think their moral compass is incredibly off center.

[@kamukameh]

Well, because Disney is the villain in the real world, so making this movies is just coping ;-)

[@marek_petrovsky]

Because the postmodernist writers can't identify with the hero, they simply don't understand morality.

[@kenamaro3942]

Yea but...the women are empowered.

[@Crichjo32]

That's because Disney IS the villain.

[@JayaMadhavadas]

YES AND THEY KILLED HANS SOLO,,,THE NITWITS IN HOLLYWWOD !!!

[@free_at_last8141]

Grab your ankles and take a deep breath Disney, Reaper's back.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

💀

[@JoshMc420]

Lol

[@StrongandGrand]

No lube!

[@guygalt1102]

Was he gone? I'm sure glad he's back, then. He's new to me. Fantastic review! 😎

[@bottlethrower1544]

And no lube. Its the perfect review I didnt know I needed so badly

[@MCFrutek]

*"she's not charismatic enough to be an adventurer, she's not charming enough to be a rough, she's not attractive enough to be a femme fatal, she's not funny enough to be comic relief"*

[@johnnycalvino7490]

A quote by the Drinker, if I'm not mistaken

[@MCFrutek]

@@johnnycalvino7490 Yes it is :)

[@cockshield]

She's the answer to a question no cinema goer is asking.

[@autobotstarscream765]

​@@cockshieldShe's the answer to a question _every_ cinemagoer is asking: "Why did Disney ignore the obvious lesson from Crystal Skull and refuse to let Indy ride off into the sunset with his dignity intact instead of trying to milk the Golden Calf again?"

[@kuhanblock9380]

Basically she's nothing

[@alyssajones4368]

This dude's accent just makes this video 10x hilarious whilst he shits on it 😂

[@armonbrown213]

U can shit on me

[@deltavagen9796]

Phoebe calling herself beautiful is the most insane Thing ever... Did she ever actually see herself? 🤮

[@datatsushi2016]

Yeah, i mean im not one for bodyshaming or calling people ugly But she's supposed to be some sort of really sexy "bombshell" in this that men can't resist and that's simply not the case. You should have cast a Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie for that type of role.

[@osmanyousif7849]

Hey, everybody hits their stride. She just hit hers when she turned 13.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

​@@datatsushi2016 Angelina Jolie would've been perfect though 😂

[@marathiboi96]

There's a reason why first season of fleabag was watchable, It actually shows her own reality. A mid nymph who gets slided by almost everyone and cheats on her best friend with her boyfriend which leads to the best friend's death

[@tagir9123]

at BEST, a 2

[@iamtheexaggerator2760]

It's genuinely mind-blowing that the phrase "the worse movie I've seen this year" is so commonly used now. And it's true. Too many Hollywood big budget movies are garbage. The movies no one hears of are the true entertainment.

[@blackdynamite_5470]

The best movie this year is one no one heard about: Mission Impossible 7 That actor is going places

[@fmc291]

Let’s hope Keanu Reeves and Chad Stahelski never sell the John Wick IP.

[@mjones1665]

There can be only one ...

[@marcuskahn3783]

Indiana fought nazies just to be mocked & guilt shamed by an insufferable feminist?! He should've just given that Austrian Painter the time machine.

[@gshaffer84]

Who even does these garbage movies anymore, right?

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

I remember in The Temple of Doom where Indiana is fighting one of Bola Ram's henchmen, a big guy wearing a turban. Anyway during the fight a part of the henchmen's turban gets caught in a part of this crushing machine and it starts to suck him in to be crushed. The guy in the turban reaches out to Indi and despite the fact this guy was trying to kill Indi just a moment earlier, Indi tries to help him and pull him out. That is who Indi is, he will try to save you even if you are the enemy. Yet in this crap film the silly bitch actually leaves Indi behind to be killed by the Nazis. Are we meant to like her or hate her?

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Also shot three Nazi Soldiers on a tank. Gunned down several Nazis in that castle. Same castle trapped more Nazis in a burning room with no means of escape. Stuck something in a Nazi soldier's motorcycle wheel, causing the bike to flip in the air killing the soldier upon impact.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Oh yeah, and caused the Sankara stone to start working and caused Mola Ram to fall to his death.

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

@@mainstreetsaint36 do I get a sense u are upset that indi killed Nazis?🤔

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

@@mainstreetsaint36 do I get a sense that u are upset that indi caused the death of a cult leader that rips the heart out of innocent people?🤔🤔

[@Mentelgen-1337]

reminds me of a jackie chan movie where some guy fell onto burning char coal(unsure) and he helped him up during a fight.

[@kenamaro3942]

This is what you do when you hate a fan base, destroy everything they love while insulting them. K K is to Disney what Alissa Heinershied is to Budweiser !!

[@Willowy13]

Krazyleen Kennedy is the first femalee to be part of the Hall of Fame where Freddie Krugger, Jason, Ghostace and Michael Myers are already immortalised. And, since the force is female, she should be Mayor of it because she butchered all the franchises/potential franchises under her care, destroyed her company and took Mickey Mao with her.❤️👏

[@Peppers19781978]

@@Willowy13 The force is female was a Nike campaign to promote female athletes. Kennedy was wearing a Nike shirt to promote that ad campaign. Moron.

[@Peppers19781978]

Kennedy has been involved in every Indiana Jones movie since Raiders. Spielberg sought her approval on the Raiders script and she did storyboards on the movie. Her husband Frank Marshall has been involved in every movie as well. Together they co-created Amblin Entertainment with Spielberg. But yeah...they hate the fanbase right? I guess Harrison Ford hates the fans? He was forced to make this? Spielberg helped pick James Mangold to direct and he approved the script. Spielberg was a exec producer on this and heavily praised the movie.

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

​@@Peppers19781978 So Spielberg approved of it? I'm sure he did, he's not going to come out and announce that his $500 million dollar movie sucks right before it opens. But if it was so great, why did the entire ending have to be re shot, including the score, as John Williams confided while he was in Italy? Why are you all over this thread defending an expensive, pretentious, unnecessary film slam full of unlikable characters and a meandering, pedestrian plot line? Why are you so invested in promoting this film? It only discredits you and your ability to be taken seriously, this is so common among leftists, who champion thugs, criminals, and rotten behavior in general, then get pissed when others don't tag along.

[@Luke101]

I’m a die hard Indy fan and this movie was good. Was it as good as the originals? Not even close. Was Helena unlikeable? Yeah. But Indy was awesome in this film and it’s better than Crystal Skull by a mile

[@wht-rabt-obj]

Indy’s best friend is, and always will be, Sallah. Period.

[@carig121]

KK managed to destroy every franchise she was in charge, hard to not believe it was her plan from the very beginning, the revenge of the coffee maker who hated and envied the talented men she worked for.

[@Nick-hm9rh]

You know, i slowly understand why harrison ford hates talking about his characters. They just get ruined and ruined

[@ZTVbrotha]

He could have said no its also on him for the way they treated his characters literally they wouldnt be able to make these if harrison just said fuck off

[@valkrian0974]

He got a better send off In Bladerunner than both Star Wars and Indiana Jones combined.

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

​@@valkrian0974 Amen to that.

[@Veldtian1]

Harrison is a devout progressive marxoid lunatic, he chooses to go along with all the atrocities that have been asked of him quite willingly. I'm sad to report..

[@luckrequired5382]

@@ZTVbrotha In the same way Mark Hamill protested with how he didn't agree with their take on Luke? He'd be in breach of contract and they'd get rid of his character quicker or move ahead without him.

[@ErmIDK19]

She actually tries to get indy killed on more than 1 occasion , and we're meant to route for her are we ?

[@JimH.]

root

[@Anayoth]

Yes

[@Phantom86d]

​@@JimH.No. Man's right. It would be better to route her in a different direction. Away from a camera. Or any other human beings with common sense and decency. The only reason I would root for her is to lead her into a water canal with no escape.

[@conflict7269]

Lol she definitely aint getting her own spinoff

[@JimH.]

@@Phantom86d Ooook but it's still incorrect usage.

[@hothotheat3000]

Sallah’s monologue about missing the ocean and adventure was genuinely a beautiful piece of writing. In fact, it’s lovely enough that I suspect that Mr Davies ad-libbed it.

[@cragworks]

Should have been Sallah instead of Shaw or the kid

[@jarrodedson5441]

​@@cragworksagreee

[@rileyjfosbre6383]

I remember the guy showed up in his taxi and he brought Indie to his equally crumby apartment and I just thought “Sallah, why are you here? What did they do to your house?”

[@kuhanblock9380]

​@@cragworkscould've been Sallah's kid that tags along with Indy but KK has something for British brunettes for some reason

[@osmanyousif7849]

I still find it hard to believe that John Rhys-Davies would sign on for about five minutes in this movie. Although it's ironic, since he didn't want to be in the fouth movie since his role was mostly a cameo. Oh, but he thought this movie was worth his time? Talk about priorities.....

[@TheAshMcG]

I agree with your feelings 100%. This is an embarrassment and a disaster. This Kathleen woman is nuts, and karma is coming for her.

[@TheAshMcG]

@@xXMisery7531Xx Well the box office did not reflect this, you know what they say about opinions.....

[@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw]

i hope it comes fast, she is destroying my favorite ips for fun

[@josephjohnston4332]

my daughter and I walked out at about the 1hr 15 min mark. I think she asked to leave because of the way I was acting. I am 52 and Raiders is my favorite movie of all time.. watching Indy be destroyed like this was absolutely sickening to me. I hated every minute of this shit.

[@danielsdimension2003]

The 300 million dollar budget is insane. This will be one of the biggest box office bombs of film history.

[@ntal5859]

What you forget the 300 million was to pay the wankers who made this crap, ie they already got paid.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

In all fairness, that bit at the beginning where they superimposed Harrison Ford's younger face on another actor isn't cheap and the credits are some of the longest I've ever sat through.

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

Thrs a possibility of inflated number for money laundering.

[@shayZero]

Its by design, its so they can say "you see? Noone wants to see male stories, even the characters they love!" They are playing the long game

[@marcuskahn3783]

There've been tonnes of incredible movies that been made by talented people with a production budget at less than a 1000 £s that put these fun genocidal over feminized crackhouses in hollywood to immense shame.

[@sleekemu356]

When I heard that Mutt just died offscreen I felt like I'm being assaulted in every possible way mentally. I have never in my life feel like wanting to punch a character's face so hard and aliens being in indiana jones in more believable than some ancient greek guy inventing some time machine.

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

Had Harrison ford refused to reprise his role, mutt would have died with him together... offscreen 😂😂😂

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Watch the movie, it is a writing decision that makes a lot more sense than it sounds when you just hear it.

[@LordsofMedia]

How is a clock a time machine? Time travel is dumb.

[@nozzer2002]

Mutt should have picked up the reins,NOT die off screen,what a turd of a movie !

[@marcuskahn3783]

Indiana Jones begs painter from Austria to forgive his long fought crusade against him after realizing the futures full of over feminized scumbags when he uses the time machine to go back to his own.

[@adamkares7549]

The final nail in Lucasfilm's coffin. It's insane how much George Lucas' hand picked successor destroyed his legacy, apparently Kennedy truly hated George and given the first opportunity to destroy his company and legacy, she did.

[@BeautifulMan4015]

One of the biggest mistakes he'll ever have in his whole life giving it to Kennedy. Its been over for a long time since 2012 when he signed it away. Now the shock is finally settling in, the end

[@zoneundertop]

Sounds like Bud Lite event, 900% failure.

[@JimH.]

My theory is she wanted him and he wasn't interested. If it was the other way around, he wouldn't have given her the job. So in revenge, she shits on everything he created.

[@edmundcharles5278]

Maybe Indy is personification of George L.

[@domm6812]

George got huge amounts of help from his ex wife and other people making the first starwars movies. He was an ideas man (great ideas to be sure) but was terrible at making them work on screen, which is why the prequels turned out how they did when he got full creative control. Lucas worked best in collaboration with others to balance or smooth things out, otherwise his choices weren't good ....and I think KK was another one of his bad choices he made alone. She, like him should never have had full creative control.

[@mizzourita3896]

You've literally said everything I was thinking... There were so many stupid things in this movie, my favorite one to make fun of was when the Egyptian Mafia guy wanted to kill phoebe but he was SO in love with her that he changed his mind mid chase and instead of just STOPPING THE CHASE he continued to chase her in that ridiculously long scene screaming "no Helena!" I mean ffs, if he didn't want to kill her just stop the damn car?? Also, I kept watching this movie wondering how the nazi German guy came back to life, I actually thought he had already used the dial to go back in time or something and this was an alternate version of him but no, he just survived getting hit in the head at 80 mph with a metal sign in the beginning of the movie...

[@CDbiggen]

So great to finally hear a youtuber swear because they're not afraid of losing that shit ad revenue. Honestly sick of the others pussyfooting around saying and showing certain things for fears of having the vid removed or demonitised. Also equally amazing and not unappreciated is you using actual movie clips from the pieces of shit so we can see how bad it really is instead of trailer clips looped, or some cringe avatar. Some of them do good reviews and work, but you're really puttting them to shame rn.

[@andrasbesenyei8923]

How could they do this to Gimli and Han Solo? Damn bastards.

[@hadryantar]

The actors have some part to play in this disaster because they agreed to make this shit. As an actor they read the script and all that and they said: well, let's do this for... money. People should boycott these type of movies and the actors should be spit in the face on the street. 😂

[@IcaroRamosDM]

Gimli?

[@andrasbesenyei8923]

@@IcaroRamosDM Sallah is played by the same actor as Gimli in The Lord of The Rings.

[@IcaroRamosDM]

@@andrasbesenyei8923 Cool, I didn't know that, thanks ^-^

[@autobotstarscream765]

The Rings of Fleabag

[@wingthomaux]

KK is literally rubbing into George‘s face over and over again how she’s succeeding him, at this point I genuinely believe she absolutely hated him over all those years and this is her way getting back at him

[@CowboyRobot2000]

There's a rumor he might buy it back at a discount...

[@dannyknightblade4592]

​@@CowboyRobot2000 Even if George Lucas does buy it back, it's still horrible all the damage Kathleen Kennedy has already done to Lucas's creations.

[@CowboyRobot2000]

@@dannyknightblade4592 Some might say irreparably.

[@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw]

@@CowboyRobot2000 God willing, but he cannot erase the abominations that are disney wars and this. At least he could decanonize them, like disney did with the EU, and recanonize the EU as the offiicial canon once more

[@pduronhamiltonarch]

I didn’t really understand until now the subconscious plot of KK getting "revenge" on Lucas & Spielberg for having to serve them early in her career. It’s almost Shakespearean in scope ….. and would make a really interesting movie ….

[@Willowy13]

She was also rejected by one them (or both). That is one scorned woman.

[@LordsofMedia]

Phoebe whats her face can play Kathleen

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

​@@LordsofMedia I think that's the idea in this ratchet assed movie.

[@JimH.]

I've long been wondering who it was that hurt KK. Was it Lucas? Did he hit on her or somehow demean her? Or was it she hit on him and was rejected? He was divorced from Marcia for quite a while. Either way, she's gone a long way for revenge.

[@SlimSamari]

​@@JimH.Sounds like a crazy chick who didn't get the message that no means no.

[@johnadams-wp2yb]

I blame Ford for not having the integrity to tell them to feck off with their film.

[@dbnews1430]

Indiana Jones didn't want to kill himself at the end. It was more just to experience the time period that he only knew from books. When asked about his injury, he said he would be fine. The Kathleen Kennedy character in this movie that hurt the movie. With some simple editing out her scenes, the movie would be much better.

[@MMCUSN]

Indy while tough cared about the people around him and would try to protect and save them even at the risk of his own life. He was resourceful, smart and capable enough to do it. Eventually. The stories would have several minor cliff hangars that eventually led to the final major dramatic encounter where you were at the edge of your seat. This Helena Marysue is made the center of attention, the know it all, the desire of all males and far more capable than she realistically would be. It is funny that the only way a feminist female can be like that is in a work of fiction. 😆 She tosses away anyone who she can't use or manipulate to do her bidding which is much more in line with reality. KK and other feminists has proven they are incompetent on a Billion dollar level, when left to their own stupidity. No one is wanting to share their pathetic versions of story telling, where of course they blame every one but themselves for their failures.

[@JimH.]

This is what I don't understand. Now I'll confess right off the bat that I'm a straight, white male so clearly I'm incapable of "getting it," 🙄but how are these unlikeable, arrogant, misandristic characters supposed to benefit women? Arrogance isn't attractive, snide isn't sexy, hatred isn't hot. I simply don't get how this is supposed to be empowering.

[@JsscRchlDrsy]

Ummm, do you remember him in the first half of TOD. He was not a good guy.

[@lonewolf9578]

@@JsscRchlDrsyfunny how you ignore the rest of the film He went on his own to steal the stones but took a risk by distracting the slave drivers only to lead to him getting captured. When he was being whipped and he saw they were doing it to Short Round as well he tried to get them to leave him alone. And then the moment he gets free of mind control and saves Willie he immediately goes to free the child slaves from the Thugee cult. Indiana Jones is a flawed but good person, caring about his friends, family and innocent people, like all good hero characters should be. Which is something that Helena isn’t

[@LordMalice6d9]

Lucasfilm is obsessed with destroying and emasculating every classic and likable male hero that they have ever had, be if Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones.

[@etsequentia6765]

@@JsscRchlDrsy Ummm, nothing he does in the first half of TOD gets close to the double crossing, greedy, egocentric and self-absorbed actions by her. And she's even gleeful about it. She does all the things men are constantly blamed and shamed of, but apparently it's okay because she's a woman.

[@ch3nz3n]

"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the Worst Movie of the Year... so far." That seems more accurate.

[@NexusKin]

The Marvels will probably be even worse and more insufferable than this.

[@toldyouso5588]

Should have been called Indiana Jones bends over to hyena mock penis.

[@shalotstage]

​​​​@@NexusKinh it probably will be MORE INSUFFERABLE, BUT the difference is that VIRTUALLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS BEING RUINED. I know I give two flying Fs for that movie to be a pile of 💩, because its characters are already terrible and insufferable BEFORE the movie is released. IN THE CASE OF INDIANA JONES: INDY'S CHARACTER IS LOVED AND HAS BEING LOVED FOR OVER 30 YEARS...so to give a loved character SUCH A CRAPPY MOVIE CAN'T BE BEATEN so easy this year. Unless another loved character is destroyed this year, but I dont think that will happen OR AT LEAST I HOPE SO 😑😑😑

[@ch3nz3n]

@@xXMisery7531Xx Box office numbers and consumer reviews say otherwise.

[@Zantsak]

I love how you killed this movie, not just by critiquing it but also by showing bootleg scenes😂😂😂

[@SkylerLoveheart]

"This movie was a piece of sht, and it was designed that way". lmao

[@ryantrudell4686]

Wow - great summary. I was so bored watching this movie, that I just sort of lost track of all the dumb, inane plot points and things that were happening. After watching this... I'm realizing the plot holes, inconsistent character motivations, silly movie logic, was actually a LOT worse than I thought. Teddy... kidnapped and the villains speed away in a van. Indy/Helena are concerned for Teddy... "We have to save him!" 30 seconds later they're at some Greek ruins, giddily exploring a cave, with almost no thought or concern for Teddy. Not even a casual mention of how they get him back. Then of course, the fact they arrive to the ruins AFTER Indy/Helena makes zero sense.

[@AndyBodkin]

Can we also talk about how the "Ruins" in Sicily are essentially a place tourists go to visit. They pulled up to it and a worker at the site says its closed. yet somehow just a 5 minutes walk into the cave Archimedes tomb?..... You're telling me over all the years no one found it? Every archeologist missed it?

[@Didymuss1]

I recently watched The Raiders of the Lost Ark, and it's still an absolutely phenomenal film. Very sad yet entirely unsurprising to see the series fall so low. Edit: Comments tell me I got the name wrong and I meant Last Crusade. Whoops.

[@skychieftain]

Lol raiders of the lost ark is a dog crap movie. 😂😂 Just as bad if not worse than this one

[@K3NNY.357]

@@skychieftain WTF are you smoking? 🤡🚬

[@skychieftain]

@@K3NNY.357 i don't need to smoke like you lot in order to get my brain to work. I understand you all are blinded by nostalgia and just want to desperately make this movie seem worse than the previous ones but it wasn't. Raiders was just as crap as this one

[@V0YAG3R]

@@skychieftain And communism and islam are religions of peace 😂😂

[@John-fk2ky]

@@skychieftain The fact that Raiders did excellently at the box office and spawned a franchise that included two more films in relatively quick succession, another’s film much later, and then had this film made suggests that you’re wrong to the point of being impossible to take seriously.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

I never "Like" a video before completing, but when I heard, _"She is an evil smug, Mary-Sue, and an all round unlikeable cnut"_ I hit that "Like" button right away. 😂

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

Sounds like almost all female protagonist in Hollywood today

[@aronbond]

hahaha nice one phantom

[@clintoruss153]

​@@l_ifeefi_l1998100%

[@monsteranne7324]

Shes not a Mary Sue, Indy saves her life at least 3 tmes during the movie. You really have to see it, its no where near as bad as these angry white guys make out.

[@dasinthehole]

Same - as soon as that "cunt" dropped, I laughed like a manic idiot!!

[@camerontorres2017]

I remember this movie was so bad. The old couple sitting next to me left early 😂

[@1003196110031961]

Kathleen Kennedy hates all strong male lead characters and has done a pretty good job at destroying them, but has failed miserably at creating a likeable strong female lead. She learned nothing while working with James Cameron. He didn’t create the character of Ripley in Aliens but sure as hell he expanded on it and gave us a very likeable badass strong female lead.

[@bushslice281]

Indiana Jones is one of the first movies I ever remember loving as a kid and it makes me so sad and upset to see that Disney is ruining everything the franchise has done with one movie. This will be the only Indiana Jones movie I don’t go see

[@aronbond]

smart move bush

[@rdep420]

It's not as bad as the hate peddlers are saying. They went fully in on it sucking that they can't pull back now. I hate Kennedy and want her gone, but Mangold did a good job.

[@Kthomasritchie]

@@rdep420 Mangold is a pretty average director.

[@Veldtian1]

This life is driven by a relentless spiritual war waged on any goodness humanity can muster, so you know, your feelings are warranted and justified.

[@JimH.]

@@rdep420 It's pretty bad.

[@desertfox2000]

The unlikable Mary Sue and Short Brown adventures with their sidekick Indiana Jones. Indy has become the Willie Scott of this movie.

[@lightlyfriedfishfillets829]

Short brown lol

[@Douglasman123]

R.I.P Indiana Jones .. you deserved a better send off . Say what you want about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull , but it was a somewhat ok end .

[@BeautifulMan4015]

I thought it was a beautiful ending. Happily married and was ready ti enjoy the rest of his days

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

​@@BeautifulMan4015 Happily sedated and dying from cirrhosis. Great.

[@celticgibson]

@@BeautifulMan4015 How can he enjoy his days when he's accused of murdering the people in the school?

[@BeautifulMan4015]

@@celticgibson If this new movie didn't exist, what I said would have happened.

[@Drgnbreath7221]

Thank you so much for this review. Spot on. I feel at this point we need to rally and post more bad reviews on the official trailer pages. LF can hire all the bots they want to give "best movie of the summer" reviews but they can't take down ours. This sh*thole of a studio needs to see that the fans have really, like really, not even hyperbole, have had enough.

[@HungLikeScrat]

What I really don't understand is how these male actors even allow themselves to be emasculated like this. I wouldn't take a role in a movie, knowing the treatment I'm gonna get, and would back out (if I had previously agreed) after seeing the script. Kathleen Kennedy must have some serious dirt on a lot of men.

[@Luke101]

How was he emasculated? He did more action and killing in this movie than the previous one 💀 Did Marion emasculate him in Raiders when she punched him?

[@filthyfrankTV]

Money talks

[@HungLikeScrat]

You're kidding, right? Did you see the movie?

[@marek_petrovsky]

​@@Luke101What are you smoking?

[@su0tin731]

Really? For 30 million dollars $ I could play any role they wanted. I'd even enjoy it.

[@jackthumbikomkandawire8591]

The Drinker-Reaper combo. A fantastic addition to my weekend. Nice one, chaps. You've saved me two and a half hours 😄😄👍

[@sualgoodman3721]

So you haven’t even seen the movie to form your own opinion

[@henrygambles3652]

@@sualgoodman3721I have and it’s Dogshit!

[@VashStarwind]

@@sualgoodman3721 All these bots trying to reverse psychology people into seeing the movie lmao

[@Lintahlo]

@@sualgoodman3721 Cope.

[@sjdrifter72]

@@sualgoodman3721 So you're one of the mindless sheep that continuously gives money to Disney to watch their woke shit so that they will continue making more of it?

[@stevehall4771]

It's sad when a studio, like Disney, thinks (and assumes) that they know what the audience wants. But then ignores feedback from the very people they expect to buy their product. I would agree that the trend began with the last 3 Star Wars films: emasculate male characters, chuck them aside, and then insert a strong female lead. The problem with this formula is that it backfired spectacularly. They gave us two characters (Rey and Helena) that are....meh. The former being uninteresting, and the latter being unlikable. And this is what Disney wants to carry on those franchises? As someone who saw the original Star Wars as a kid, i don't want or care to see a washed up Luke Skywalker. Same with Indiana Jones. Disney did both characters a tremendous disservice and it shows in their final products. But what really makes me mad is that Disney camp is directly blaming fans (such as myself) for the dismal reviews, and refusing to buy their crappy product. I am reminded of the brilliant South Park episode - "The Ring." This sums up everything you need to know about "Disney."

[@adamaccountname]

We'll get another funny episode about indy from south park no doubt. Likely about them desecrating the corpse

[@kelaarin]

They don't care what the audience wants (as evidenced by their endless attacks against the fans, who were desperate to tell them). They want the audience to accept what they're given without question.

[@schris3]

5:15 The cartoons I watched as a kid when they were doing chases, the heroes lose the villains by their craftiness and ingenuity, until in the final act the villains appeared out of nowhere for suspense, simple but effective, but they weren't able to do that, as you said the sheer level of incompetence from the writers is outstanding.

[@autobotstarscream765]

Kronk: "By all accounts, it doesn't make any sense."

[@louisdehart9810]

Just tried watching obi-won series again and honestly have never been so bored, I'd honestly feel more entertained watching you talk about the series than the series it's self.

[@peteyd1984]

At least we have Mission Impossible coming out next week, to save us from this torrent of dogshit we've been served recently.

[@insertnamehere8121]

You might think Tom Cruise is a quack personally, but he's been involved in SO MANY good movies that its pretty much a safe bet to just saying "screw it" and buy a ticket when a new film he's headlining comes out. Additionally, he's got a great personality and approach as it relates to the audience of his projects.

[@IcaroRamosDM]

Mission Impossible, Oppenheimer and (probably) Barbie

[@1953Nan]

Barbie? Come on man!

[@IcaroRamosDM]

@@1953Nan I said "probably". Greta Gerwig does some good stuff, but the trailer let me down, tbh. Still hopeful, though

[@babyboomer9560]

Tom Cruise would never let this happen to his characters……would he? He was even smart enough to let go of Reacher for a more reasonable replacement

[@NexusKin]

He still has Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, so if that comes close to the success of Top Gun Maverick, he should definitely be alright.

[@hothotheat3000]

Nope. That’s why Mav didn’t die in TGM. The younger recruits scoff at him initially, but he kicks their asses and they grow to respect him immensely. He isn’t a dumb guy. He knows that no one wanted to see that character as a sad old depressed man.

[@edmundcharles5278]

Harrison Ford should have walked off the set after the first scene was shot! He could have insisted on script character changes!

[@KilldozerNY]

Stallone treated Rocky with the same respect, letting the character grow into a new role while being respected by the new younger guy .

[@autobotstarscream765]

The Church of Scientology has Tom's back, Hollyweird can't neuter him while he's under their protection.

[@AlexMoffet]

Helena, the grand daughter Literally laughed and smirked, at the news at Indy’s son died

[@viewtifuljoe4412]

That was truly messed up

[@ThamosProductions]

Indy 4 looking like a masterpiece after this release. Crazy how times change.

[@Harpagio]

Don't forget that Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a lead writer for the upcoming Tomb Raider Amazon show.

[@kallias.3503]

Oh shit

[@rogopdp7c]

Glad someone had the courage to call Phoebe what she is.

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

Somebody called her a sodomized corvette a few comments back.

[@NexusKin]

She looks like a bargain basement version of Keira Knightley.

[@WH250398]

She should keep her abnormally large nose out of movies with iconic male protagonists. Ruined Bond, and now ruined Indy.

[@alanknotts1844]

She is rubbish, how did she get this part?

[@kuhanblock9380]

​@@WH250398if she was this phenomenal writer/actor she would've made more original works instead of using someone else's

[@michaelcoslo6497]

Despite the popular narrative, Old men do not suddenly become weak, confused, and stupid. Those of us who have made something of ourselves retain all of that strenght and knowledge, until we become senile or dead.The mouse house is aygeist, and saxxist.

[@cybergothika6906]

They keep destroying movies obviously on purpose. They don't want original characters with their own stories, its just downright removing the ones deemed not "Kathleen Kennedy", undermining the potential of the real individuals they believe to be helping.

[@lonewolf9578]

If Kathleen still has her job after this then she has to know where some bodies are buried

[@tarwatered8320]

Phoebe's part was absolutely terrible. A grating, unlikable, and utterly loathsome character. I found her to have almost no redeeming qualities, and she continues the trend of Disney Girl Bosses. Where none of the women are vulnerable or make mistakes, and end up inducing a bevy of eye-rolling and heavy sighs. They still don't seem to understand that failure and losing is the fire which forges empathy from the audience, and instilling resilience so the character to overcome adversity. They just remove all adversity and make them the best at everything.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

It's hard to believe that everyone at Lucasfilm saw the final cut and somehow imagined they had done a good job. Were none of them allowed to watch Raiders? It's STILL the standard to aim for.

[@MrVenona]

The goal at Lucasfilm is to make money. They don't care about the quality of what they make.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

@@MrVenona You would imagine there is some basic logic in the idea that quality movies will make more money.

[@MrVenona]

@@paulmurgatroyd6372 Logic and common sense has long been absent at Disney and especially LucasFilm. A prime example is the lack of planning behind the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

@@MrVenona It's hard to believe that everyone who works there is happy with this.

[@XXLSSBBW]

Angry Kid right? The face.

[@savagesavant4964]

Considering how Matt & Trey from SouthPark reacted to what Lucas & Spielberg done to Indiana's legacy a few yrs ago .....I cant imagine how they'd react to this one.

[@FULANODETAL]

They Will not say something as they did say nothing about Rey

[@benceszarvas5464]

I'm sure they did not watch the Disney Star Wars movies because if you remember there was an anti Disney Star Wars episode way before the Force Awakens came out. They were already against Disney. Only the Mandalorian got a little bit screen time in SP. And later of the season Butters mentions that even that show is slowly falls apart.( that was around season 2) Trey Parker is a huge lego Star Wars fan(the making of an episode of South Park documentary) so he probably hates Disney even more now.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@benceszarvas5464 You mean the episode where they show the CCP take over the Star Wars IP over Disney because even they knew the Mouse would ruin it?

[@Drak976]

They've sort of changed a lot the last 2-3 years. Or looking back this is probably who they always were. Members season 1 Big lgbt Al? Failed to mention that even though they're only 3% of the population they commit 30% of the noncing. 10x more likely. But don't be a bigot. That was always Matt Stone and Trey Parker. As soon as one of them married a dark skinned lady suddenly Token was Tolkien all along take THAT.

[@benceszarvas5464]

@@mrbigglezworth42 Yes the one when they want Obama again as president so he can prevent the Star Wars sequels. Of course Cartman is on Disney's side.

[@thaitom6410]

I thought “Crystal Skull” was an utter disaster. But after this scathing review, it looks like a masterpiece. Disney and KK… everything that goes through their “woke” hands these days seems to turn to sh*t.

[@Crichjo32]

Indy is one of my favourite characters and franchises, that I grew up watching with a lot of fond memories. I wanted to enjoy this film, even if it's done by the poisoned Lucasfilm brand that murdered Star Wars. So sad to see him treated this way. Phoebe Waller Bridge has the most slappable face of any woman I know. Except maybe Kathleen Kennedy.

[@robertslater5706]

I’m sorry but if Harrison Ford agreed to this piece of crap then he is as guilty of sullying Indiana Jones’s legacy as the rest of them. Same with Han Solo.

[@currentofthesnake8486]

In terms of acting, Mikkelsen has already landed where the great Max von Sydow was wasted. Because I saw "Adams Apples" with him yesterday. What a great actor and now he's just getting the cash for his Danish beach house or whatever.

[@Willowy13]

Yeah. I wanted to know more about Kaesilius, but gone he went in the 1st Doctor Strange. Then, the Harry Potter happened and now this. He sure is cashing in. I guess that is all every male actor can do in pd00wood nowadays.

[@currentofthesnake8486]

@@Willowy13 The capitalist octopus Disney does it like this. Accumulate talent and burn money. Mikkelsen's last good film, surprise surprise, was a Danish one about these drunk teachers. But still it wasn't as good as he used to be in "the Hunt", for example.

[@kevinbirge2130]

That feeling you grt when you know you are a better writer than anyone in Hollywood, but you aren’t in the club.....

[@robynmarler1951]

🌹

[@celticgibson]

Chat GPT is a better writer than anyone in Hollywood

[@SammEater]

@@celticgibson Which is why the hack frauds are on strike trying to stop AI, because even the shittiest one around can build a better script in 10 minutes than they can in an entire year.

[@tioraytm]

This is what Bob Iger, KK, Steven Spielberg and Phoebe called a Master Piece. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lifeneedsmorechill]

It's honestly amazing how the right connections and having money can make the shitiest fan fiction into a movie

[@erynlasgalen1949]

I will say without irony or apology that I wrote better Indiana Jones fanfiction forty years ago. At least I knew how NOT to write a MarySue.

[@Alex-ii5pm]

This movie could just be all a nightmare created by Indy, he wakes up from this horror nightmare in the end and goes WTF and that's basically it. Nothing more deep than that

[@dylanwilson8518]

This comment is more canon than this film

[@cantumason4o]

One of the biggest problems that I can see is knowing when to pass the torch. I mean, I like Harrison Ford, but even in the Mad Max movies, they knew when to cast a younger actor.

[@Willowy13]

Every few years, change actors as 007 has been successfully doing. It helps to keep it in the minds of many becausee there is the never ending debate of who is the best Bond.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

Max was also the most intelligent person in Fury Road who was pivotal to actually having the severely moronic plan devised by Furiosa and the war wives work.

[@Drak976]

I was just talking about that. Our entire country has trouble with that look at our leadership. We get to choose between a bunch of 80 year olds that don't know what's going on. The sin of pride won't let them let go. When the new Dredd movie came out I was already just not liking remakes but looking back that was a pretty good movie. I love Sylvester Stallone but he'd be more like a senior judge then Carl Urban as Judge Dredd who didn't have to take his helmet off ahem Pedro Pascal I'm looking at you. I like whoever's joke now we have to watch Pedro Pascal guard a little mutant that's the key to everything hey I'm talking about Walking Dead not Mando.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Yes and I think a large part of why this movie was made was to give him a better send off than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I hope that they decide to stop involving him as Indy, although I wouldn't mind seeing him playing his father.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

@@Willowy13 From what I've heard, that was somthing that they were considering, but for some reason they seem to have abandoned that. There's a pretty big issue in terms of the fact that the world has changed and much of what Indy was doing no longer appeals to audiences. There was a lot of imperialism involved with traveling the world and looting artifacts in violation of the ancient antiquities act. I'm not sure how you could make a modern Indy that feels the same and is the same character without violating the audiences sence of morality these days.

[@Kelechi149]

Thank you for your sacrifice in watching this movie so we don't have to 🤜

[@ferociousgustafson4040]

Why was the CIA lady there? Why was she in the movie?

[@SimonLeicester]

It was going so well until Phoebe Waller Bridge turned up. What were they thinking.

[@DONWASABIJUAN]

Blows my mind Kennedy hasn’t been fired. Would the media backlash really be worse than all of the money and fans you’ve lost? Lol

[@GreenFalcon926]

I think she has some dirt on some of those higher producers. It's literally the only reason why she's still in charge.

[@BiigiieCheeese]

She got that career ending to prison pipeline dirt on everybody at Disney

[@j.c.denton2060]

@@GreenFalcon926I would say pretty much any time you see an executive losing money for a company time after time this is the cause. Hollywood is an extremely degenerate place and it has always been.

[@marcuskahn3783]

I'll be watching the painter from Austria's passionate rant about dial of degeneracy.

[@aaronhumphrey2009]

If Kathleen Kennedy is soon fired ( which is what we fans hope will occur ASAP *!) she'll discover that nobody in Hollywood is going to hire someone who essentially has the ' touch of death ' , killing every franchise that she touches.. * if the dial of Destiny was real, Disney should use it to go back in time and never hire her !! Then lets see what movies they could've produced without her corrupting influence ! I bet you they'll be billions ahead of the game 🤑 , instead of hundreds of millions behind, like they are now..😢

[@lightningboltt5437]

I saw this film yesterday, the female protagonist made we want to shoot myself

[@vcdf49a]

Rumor has it that Kathleen Kennedy's days at Disney are numbered. If this latest film disappoints at the box office (highly likely), she is out. One can only hope.

[@ferociousgustafson4040]

How about this? Wombat goes not only through time, but across the universe. She uses Indy’s whip to steal a lightsaber from the Temple of Darth, and learns she’s a Jedi. Dollar Store Short Round hotwires s the millennium falcon, and they team up with Rey to fight crystal skulled space nazis. Right when things are at their darkest, an all female army of Ewoks comes to the rescue. Kathleen, call me.

[@RickTheClipper]

I saw Pheebie and felt deeply sad for Harrison. Sie is as attractive as watching my cat working on a hairball

[@henrygambles3652]

I’ve been waiting for Reaper to tear into this pile of Dogshit and you didn’t disappoint! Also I’d point out the problem that the kid who claimed “he can’t swim” is somehow a good enough swimmer to escape their clutches!

[@ferociousgustafson4040]

‘Well, I’ve already tried to escape into the cave once, was easily captured and had no plan. Now, I’m handcuffed to the biggest dude I’ve ever seen and I can’t swim, might as well throw myself into this raging underground river.’

[@henrygambles3652]

@@ferociousgustafson4040 😑😑What I’m saying is that he claimed he’s not a good swimmer yet he’s somehow able to swim through an river of water!

[@Mrawesomekid57]

I was waiting for an indiana jones review and its finally here i fucking love your reviews

[@Willowy13]

We all love for theem. I actually love that pd0w00d is given us material so we can have ours of entertainment from our favorite critics... for free. Beetwween Critical Drinker, Reaper, Little Platoon, Mauler, Az and Nerdrotic, we usually have material for hours of entertainment.

[@WarriorPoet01]

The good news is we can use our own dials of destinies (Amazon, online streaming, etc) to go back in time and watch real entertainment. I just bought The Man Who Would Be King (Connery / Caine). It’s as an amazing adventure as I remembered seeing as a child. If writers/directors could make that, then, perhaps there may be hope for the future - be it 1, 5, or 10 years from now.

[@kimrasmussen7188]

i almost never watch new movies anymore, 70s was the golden age of cinema.

[@KoolKman]

Just got through watching 'Lawrence of Arabia' (1962) the directors cut again...every second a delightful exciting visual sensation..something that just could never be achieved today with these sorts of shite-heads in charge.

[@WarriorPoet01]

@@KoolKman Absolutely! And in this current culture war we must stick to the mantra (monetarily speaking), “No prisoners!!”

[@therealpopculturepizza]

Try the Alan Quartermaine movies!

[@eschelar]

A surprisingly gentle and diplomatic stance on a beleaguered film of modern times... The sheer restraint employed in writing this review is little short of legendary.

[@misterfischer2177]

That $300 million they spent wasn't totally wasted, I got to see your review of it. Nice one 👍

[@kellenwalter]

"......and her horrible birthmark" hahahahaha. I love Reaper so much.

[@maguffintop2596]

That gave me a good chuckle!

[@peteywheatstraws4909]

Ah, the old "metal pipe on the train trick". Yes, as seen in every action movie going back to silent films. How innovative.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

It can't be the worst this year, there's still 5 months left in the year. A dark horse we don't even know yet is bound to appear. I just want to also add that this plot with assassinating Hitler to "save" Nazi Germany is somehow even dumber then Command and Conquer Red Alert, where Einstein does exactly that to stop WW2, but failed to realize that the Soviets were already gearing up to do exactly what the Nazi's were going to do anyway. Did the writers unintentionally rip off Westwood....but worse?

[@Willowy13]

There is Aquaman on the way right?

[@Drak976]

@@Willowy13 Aquanman 2 will be like Quantumania it all happens inside of Amber Heards guts like one of those shrink you down so you can treat the patient stories. Amber Heards schedule according to someone's funny iphone pig: Wake up, eat breakfast, take a shit, get out of bed.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@Drak976 You sure about that particular sequence of events, chief?

[@MrVenona]

Nazi Germany would fall apart without Hitler. None of the remaining Nazis had the talent, charisma or loyal followers to hold the country together. Supremely ignorant writing....

[@Phantom86d]

​@@mrbigglezworth42She was outed during the trail. Look up Amber Turd. She even tried to blame the dog...

[@seanmtak7573]

I remember when people thought the crystal skull was bad..anyways nice, you’re spot on. Another huge waste of nostalgic greatness just like terminator woke Fate.

[@harvickfan100]

“Brown short round” Hysterical!!!

[@Willowy13]

To the surprise of no one.😂😂Krazyleen Kennedy is the first female to be part of the Hall of Fame where Freddie Krugger, Jason, Ghostace and Michael Myers are already immortalised. And, since the force is female, she should be Mayor of it because she butchered all the franchises/potential franchises under he care, destroyed her company and took Mickey Mao with her.❤️👏 PS: The new friend, Armin Zola they imported from the MCU before he transferred his voice to those computers in the bunker of Winter Soldier and never mentioned before, is the Cap Marvel insert of Indy 5.😂 EDIT 2: 13:35 They tried to correct the Han Solo and Lea blunder from the sequels. Speaking of it, is it just me or Maryon is a Lea look alike in this?

[@free_at_last8141]

The Men in these movies grow old and die alone and miserable because they're weak losers, while the Women grow old and die alone and fulfilled because they're empowered.

[@stormryder4305]

That's exactly what Kathleen Kennedy's thought. She's a real b-tch, isn't she?

[@Luke101]

He ends the movie with Marion and is very much alive. Enough with this false narrative

[@rdep420]

Well if you watch the movie and don't just listen to people who make money off critiquing you'd know he has a redemption arc. Is it a perfect movie? No. I enjoyed it as a huge Indiana Jones fan that hated the new star wars.

[@free_at_last8141]

@@Luke101 Don't believe your lying eyes! Han Solo, Luke, Indiana Jones, Willow, all aren't portrayed as past-their-prime, miserable old men that have failed! Wendy, Leia, Rey, Tiger Lilly, Holdo, Mulan, aren't portrayed as flawless superiors who only fail because of Men's involvement. You're just a bigot for not liking this trash!

[@paulelroy6650]

i love that the "men" in the comments here cant have an indy thats floored . plys woman have helped indy out and saved his life time and time before

[@brizzle805]

This movie was a pitch with Indiana Jones as a side note inclusion… and could work without him Or It was all a dream The flashback was real, he’s d and retired and dreams of what would be his final adventure and then wakes up to find his friends and family to remind him of his life.

[@thatsjustprime8096]

Let's not forget, Harrison Ford was fully on board with this.🤔🤣🤣

[@EgoreMe]

Well yea. Guy just wants to buy more planes that he can crash lol

[@Thedudemannn]

They likely offered him an INSANE amount of $ And if it wasn’t him, they would try and replace him with someone else who would ruin the Indiana Jones name even further. So in his position most of us would probably do the same

[@ShakaCthulu]

Don’t forget, Jonathan Kasdan was listed on IMDB as the Dial Of Destiny writer up until a few months before its release. That explains a lot of the nonsensical plot.

[@colorin81colorado]

This is a great review of a horrible movie, thank you because you suffeed so we did not have to! You have gained a new sub, cheers from Brisbane Australia!

[@edgarsmith9102]

Your direct reviewing style is spectacularly awesome! Loving it

[@redfoxninja3173]

Geriatric Jones and the ruination of legacy is a monument to Disney's failure

[@KaiserReich88]

It's only going to get a hell of a lot worse, before even things try to get better 😢

[@gshaffer84]

Just know that is their goal, as impossible to understand is that is

[@marcuskahn3783]

Suddenly Indianan Jones wishes he'd joined that Austrian Painter it would've been a whole lot better than being mocked n guilt bated by a feminist head case in his old age.

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

@@KaiserReich88 i have been hearing that for the past 7 years. How much worse it has to get?

[@KaiserReich88]

@@rageagaintstheNWO If this is what Hollywood is going to stoop to, imagine what people in high places will do

[@SombreroBeanieHat]

You got a new subscriber! Watched this whole video. You saved me time from seeing what I already knew was gonna be a horrible movie & unnecessary continuation to Indiana Jones. People may not like the forth movie but it gave us a happy ending he married the love of his life and met the son he never knew he had. And now all that was stripped from him. I’m tired of the people at Lucasfilm and Bob Iger is the soul problem of this issue.

[@rdep420]

Wasn't that bad at all. I hate everything Kathleen Kennedy touches but Mangold did well with making an Indiana Jones movie better than the current Lucas and Spielberg could. Film is much better than Crystal Skull.

[@SombreroBeanieHat]

@@rdep420 that’s cool I’m glad you enjoyed it! Mangold is a good director Iv seen his recent movies but if we are going to get a conclusive ending to Indiana Jones it should be a positive send off. He should have teamed up with Short Round & Sallah to help him and support him on his journey and they completely wasted any potential of having sallah join him in his last adventure & having his first son with him during the loss of his prodigal son. I’m sure the movie is fine in certain aspects but fans come to see these characters shine for one last time in a great conclusion. This to me is of course The Last Jedi all over again with what they did with Luke Skywalker and it’s a common trend with the people at Lucasfilm. They need to bring back all of the Original people who worked at Lucasfilm before Disney bought them back in 2013.

[@rdep420]

@@SombreroBeanieHat not disagreeing with you on those points. Glad to see Salah is still kicking but in no ways Harrison Ford lol. It would be extremely unrealistic having him tag along. They for sure missed out on Short Round. Not sure if you saw it, but there is redemption arcs that tie back into the underlying theme of all Indiana Jones movies besides Crystal Skull (much much worse than this one) that Indiana never gets the actual treasure he seeks but learns that friends and family are more important. Saw it with my dad and we aren't nostalgia nerds that will like anything. When we saw the Last Jedi we were ready to walk out the theater. Still can't believe we sat through that trash lol. I booed at the end of it stopping the mid claps of some clowns 😂. If you love Indiana Jones it's worth seeing imo.

[@SombreroBeanieHat]

@@rdep420 I’m gonna sit this one out man lol I personally liked the crystal skull. It was a perfect ending for him and this movie just destroys it and it killed me to see how much Indy & Mariem are getting older. I know it’s life but it broke my heart seeing them like that. Iv said this tho, the sequels are okay movies, Enjoyable to watch but they are bad Star Wars movies. The new Star Wars Jedi fallen order & Jedi survivor are better in story telling, only for the reason of no interference of the higher ups butting in and interjecting. I hope they can clear house at Lucasfilm & bring back the original people George Lucas was working with.

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

@@rdep420”better than george lucas and steven spielberg” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alankooiker4653]

PWB gets the most screen time, she is not the star.

[@A_Really_Realist]

Don't forget to add that these younger brunette women all have another thing in common ***BRITISH ACCENT*** Disney need to show the world that they enjoy diversity and inclusive so every major release must include not just a female but a white feminist with BRITISH accent.

[@crow8737]

They make Brits look bad

[@23yendou]

i wanted to defend it a little bit, it had some good stuff in it, but you are right. she is the worst. badies teleporting and no sense of distance traveled is huge problem in many movies and shows nowadays. i believe its due to extensive edits and breaking and pasting back together. it completely kills the sense of adventure movie. even simple stuff like interlude showing a map like the old days would at least make a little difference. this is it folks, disney and that witch killed it all.