I love how the A.I. sometimes gives legit, inspiring quotes every once in a blue moon between "make sure your butthole is human."
@kekahoz Жыл бұрын
Well, it is legit inspiring quotes, you ALWAYS have to make sure your butthole is human.
@obviousyoutuber Жыл бұрын
Loaded it up on a school computer, every one was a stupid one. No fail.
@Karia_Winchester Жыл бұрын
I did this and mine said "Have you tried to be dead" with a photo of a guy in a steamy shower. Lol
@ianmcpeck424 Жыл бұрын
Or "Keep Calm and Get Lobotomized"
@professormutant3252 Жыл бұрын
@Midsplugs yup. he's down there beating the shit out of Cerberus, and is currently in the process of taking over the position of the guard dog of hell
@thasha_owl Жыл бұрын
The most memorable quote I got was "Be the reason why some guy gets eaten by demons" and it's still stuck with me 2 years later
@Choryrth Жыл бұрын
"Only by the reptilian agenda can we make factory farming popular" and "you cannot ejaculate" are the best ones i've gotten.
@magicsasafras3414 Жыл бұрын
@@Choryrth that second one is definitely a kink
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
I got "GET SHAT ON"
@ianluk6385 Жыл бұрын
"Have a nice cool glass of hand sanitizer" and "businessmen have money because birds are hot" are particular favorites of mine
@therealwuffo Жыл бұрын
I got "Sell your soul. It's never too late."
@christscrackers647 Жыл бұрын
"Don't Stroke Animals." Truly the most inspirational quote of all time.
@jjc5871 Жыл бұрын
Red Rocket
@Haze-xr9rc Жыл бұрын
(person with a therapy animal) excuse me?
@RosheenQuynh Жыл бұрын
*defiantly strokes my cat cuz he's adorable*
@blackanxiouscat6390 Жыл бұрын
Don't stroke... Boop instead
@RosheenQuynh Жыл бұрын
@@blackanxiouscat6390 Boops are good too
@sajpet4676 Жыл бұрын
“Keep calm Stay aroused” A truly nuanced and inspirational quote.
@Wolffman109 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget to get lobotomized, too!
@skull-shapedmask4616 Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Mark's "life's hard, shouldn't you be too?".
@TheStealthyOne6 Жыл бұрын
woah what the hell did i just walk into?
@iquitokay Жыл бұрын
"Don't stroke animals"
@Ilias2 Жыл бұрын
"The fact you are ugly is what makes you a failure."
@steveo1131 Жыл бұрын
I did Inspirobot a year ago when I discovered it, here are my favorite quotes: "A family holiday is destructive for the human spirit." "Don't be ashamed of who you are. You're a pretend enthusiast." "The experience of being a father can be a lot similar to being crucified."
@KnightlyNeon Жыл бұрын
I remember messing with it often with my friends and I can only remember "Beware of the drinks and the spooky scary skeletons"
@DKHAKDHSJS Жыл бұрын
I got one saying "Trust slavery"
@savonhlee6385 Жыл бұрын
Most memorable ones I got were "Pretend to be evolved from a fish, pretend to be real." "Not changing one's underwear can be hard." And "With another betrayal comes another happiness."
@aleksthevoyager1260 Жыл бұрын
You say you did Inspirobot like it’s a drug 😂
@DKHAKDHSJS Жыл бұрын
@@VD_HPPR yeah....
@namelessnavnls8060 Жыл бұрын
This AI is ironically probably making people more amused or even comedically depressed than inspired.
@dboi1656 Жыл бұрын
What if it knows, and it wants to inspire us by trying to make us happier
@Wolffman109 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm completely fine with either.
@CinnaScone Жыл бұрын
Inspirobot has been around for a long time, it's intended to be a parody of inspirational posters.
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
I dunno, I tried it and it said "You really are a delusional narcissist"
@namelessnavnls8060 Жыл бұрын
@@CinnaScone Oh that makes a lot more sense. Lol.
@marvin6326 Жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye has gone from looking like a really loud irishman to a hipster recluse with very refined tastes.
@Shade2800 Жыл бұрын
You put the words into my mouth better than I ever could.
@jarbackk447 Жыл бұрын
Really digging the hot John Lennon look
@2LaneTraveler Жыл бұрын
Getting old is not for the faint of heart, my dude.
@ryanjones5152 Жыл бұрын
But still loud😂
@stereokuuji Жыл бұрын
It's like a Pokemon evolution 😂
@fursuitjumpscare Жыл бұрын
A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include: -"You are living a lie." -"Try to control girls." -"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship." -"Everything you care about is imaginary." And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off.. "Cocaine changes things."
@littlewolfyzapling8810 Жыл бұрын
Is the third one the plot of Breaking Bad /j
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the AI swings violently between, _"downright fucking sinister,"_ and, "Buddhist Monk who smoked _all_ the pot."
@PuppyOrion Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, cocaine does change things
@fursuitjumpscare Жыл бұрын
@@PuppyOrion Mind you, that last quote was paired with an image of a man playing with sparklers at a festival.
@fursuitjumpscare Жыл бұрын
@@dmgroberts5471 *Cocaine
@the_marsh_fellow Жыл бұрын
my favorite inspirobot quotes are - "keep smiling and deny everything" - "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)
@HungerGamesFan00 Жыл бұрын
"we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - GLaDOS, probably
@lokiruiz2246 Жыл бұрын
WHAT TYPE OF CRIME DID YOU GODDAMN COMMIT-
@datcap6289 Жыл бұрын
repress all of your past trauma and just smile
@loki4807 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Alastor would say at the Hazbin Hotel.
@atig519 ай бұрын
ai legal advice go crazy
@Sybato Жыл бұрын
I like how Jack was laughing at the "Why close your eyes when you could try harder?" when it's literally the same as "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
@chelm811 Жыл бұрын
I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.
@KingNedya Жыл бұрын
I guess you could say it doesn't get any more _genuine_ than that.
@binkus_ Жыл бұрын
That second one sounds like something GLaDOS from Portal 2 would say
@madison4598 Жыл бұрын
I'm cackling at the second one - what a biting accusation 😂
@FranciumBoron Жыл бұрын
For science. You monster.
@hondaaccord1399 Жыл бұрын
Damn. Our brains really do make the genuine monsters.
@0ddyssey Жыл бұрын
my favorite Inspirobot quotes are "You're a meat fondler" "Keep in mind there's a little orphan somewhere deep inside you" "Never seduce normies. It's not a nice thing to do." "Get wasted." "Emotionalism is usually followed by being an asshole."
@johnnemo57939 ай бұрын
First one is too real ✊️😔
@--CHARLIE--14 күн бұрын
Last one is accurate, when it doesn't result in the opposite of course.
@Zora_TheSideCharacter Жыл бұрын
My favorite ones I've gotten from this are: "Don't forget to amputate your leg" "Get sacrificed" "Humanity is hollow"
@simpli_A Жыл бұрын
Ah, shit. I knew i was forgetting something!
@The_Artist_Official Жыл бұрын
…hmmm…. Very… specific…. 😑
@Crispifordthe3rd515 Жыл бұрын
Humanity is hollow goes hard wtf lol
@robertcortez4956 Жыл бұрын
I think at times, the AI is evolving and these could be its real thoughts…
@deleteaccountES Жыл бұрын
Yesterday I got "Women will penetrate you"
@emerythegremlin5727 Жыл бұрын
I love InspiroBot lmao My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were - “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.” - “We can all be screwed up if we want to.” - “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”
@ethereality1565 Жыл бұрын
these are EXCELLENT
@a_dusty_book Жыл бұрын
You heard it here first folks! No gays means no life! Extra! Extra! Read all about it"
@iron_Will Жыл бұрын
I’ve got an old one from ~2016 that’s “What if your dad found a way to love you?”
@gravity_cow Жыл бұрын
Oh no not the annoyance wizard
@gmork1090 Жыл бұрын
My first try was "Rule 9: you're successful" I think I might make that my only try and move on with life on a high note, lmao
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
I got "Being special and self-criticism belong together like tea and f***ing." Thank you for this gift, Jack!
@beeterbeaver Жыл бұрын
I used this site for maybe 1-2 years and the best i got is "feeling abandoned? Drink bleach"
@CNomeysWorld Жыл бұрын
@@beeterbeaver is That AI Okay ? should we call someone? need AI a hug ? oh dang , wait it has feelings.... That's omg .
@identity9590 Жыл бұрын
@@beeterbeaver my favourite one was along the lines of "Marital problems? Try vodka"
@Moraenil Жыл бұрын
It would have to be Top of the Mornin' Tea to work.
@Ilias2 Жыл бұрын
I got "Being a more effective prostitute does not make you a more effective villian."
@themindbenderr Жыл бұрын
My two favourite quotes I've got: ''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.'' ''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''
@__wish.bone__36558 ай бұрын
As a maladaptive daydreamer, these quotes speak to me
@christiankirby80927 күн бұрын
@@__wish.bone__3655 never heard of this term before so I looked it up and now I know exactly what I am. thanks for that.
@MartyTheGamer Жыл бұрын
We REQUIRE a part 2! I don't feel motivated enough. Need more hysterical laughing.
@damienwest196 Жыл бұрын
Just get a white lawn chair. Should be the same
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
The foldable kind
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
Here's some more quotes I got from InspiroBot: "If you want to test the limits of a death-sentence, you have to be masculine." "Puppies are wild" "Piggyback alcoholics" "GET SHAT ON" "You are about to turn into the most pathetic human being. Rid yourself of your shame." "Fuck conspiracies" "Keep fucking" "Human interaction is self-sabotage from within" "Through foreplay, we befriend boyfriends." "Everything you kill, you uncover"
@MartyTheGamer Жыл бұрын
@@vibaj16 Thanks, I needed that
@Newtonbur Жыл бұрын
We need more of that sweet sweet MOTIVATION!!! 😂
@Tony-qe3fl Жыл бұрын
Jack: There’s interpretation in MY reading of it. Also Jack: *starts laughing mid-sentence*
Best one I’ve got so far is ‘Be the first human to slap what other people see as unslappable’ I feel so inspired
@DulcisTerra.mp3 Жыл бұрын
I love how Sean can pull some crazy AI-taking-over-the-world ending and no one talks about it in the comments. We’re all just used to it at this point
@blakedriggers9735 Жыл бұрын
I was just browsing the comments to see if anyone was going to mention you're the first I found XD I mostly thought it could be a connection to his alter stuff, but I don't think so anymore.
@DulcisTerra.mp3 Жыл бұрын
@@blakedriggers9735 Yeah I was doing the exact same thing, which is why I posted this. (Also, he could probably connect it if he wants to)
@blakedriggers9735 Жыл бұрын
@@DulcisTerra.mp3 For sure
@elizamissel3408 Жыл бұрын
Also was for comments on it because it came out of nowhere and scared me XD. Yours was the first one I found
@DulcisTerra.mp3 Жыл бұрын
@@elizamissel3408 It scared me too lol
@DirtMoss Жыл бұрын
Sean looks like he's straight out of a 90's Stephen King novel. 10/10
@user-yk1cw8im4h Жыл бұрын
who the hell is sean
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Seán is jack
@Ilias2 Жыл бұрын
@@user-yk1cw8im4h Seán McLaughin'
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Wow that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten on KZbin thank you guys so much
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Mcloughlin also
@NaudVanDalen Жыл бұрын
14:25 "Okay, I want to end on a banger. I wanna find one flawless one." InspiroBot: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Seán."
@0_dearghealach_083 Жыл бұрын
“Open the pod-bay doors, Inspirobot!!” “Don’t eat light-bulbs. Become a businessman in clown studies. Try some cocaine when on a spiritual journey.” “What are you talking about?! OPEN THE DOORS!!”
@Someguy6866 Жыл бұрын
Jack: “We’re getting somewhere now” Inspirobot: “Don’t stroke animals” Edit: Damn I've never gotten this many likes ever.
@kingbaby8761 Жыл бұрын
Illegal in most parts of the world lol
@chadgray1148 Жыл бұрын
He's right you know
@japanpanda2179 Жыл бұрын
@@kingbaby8761 Why would petting your cat be illegal?
@Carewolf11 ай бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 Just don't give your cat a stroke
@ZippyCoons10 ай бұрын
XD
@syco9154 Жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how jack dressed up like a 90s kid
@Viper-uk6qv Жыл бұрын
nah he looks like man carrying thing
@littlemizredhead Жыл бұрын
He was a 90s kid lol
@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын
Having been a kid in the 90s....only the teens dressed like that.
@Okbuddypal Жыл бұрын
He is one lol
@ajax214_ Жыл бұрын
He looks like Dave Grohl
@emmageyman8621 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects" " if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom" "Don't love your children. Inhale" "FEEL HIM"
@johnnemo57939 ай бұрын
I'm starting to be more and more convinced that inspirobot's true purpose is to serve the dark lord lmao
@antnmu Жыл бұрын
"The experience of being an adult can be a lot similar to selling drugs." I could play with this website for hours LMAO
@antnmu Жыл бұрын
another one: "it's time for everyone to abuse drugs." so inspirational.
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
Another one: "GET SHAT ON"
@antnmu Жыл бұрын
@@vibaj16 so touching.
@Jfreek5050 Жыл бұрын
"The clap of your asscheeks alerted the cheese." Now this is the quality content AI excels at.
@itz_cloudzyskye Жыл бұрын
Best one I've seen yet! 😭
@Subwayboss Жыл бұрын
The AI gets more self aware the more you use it! It's actually extremely funny! You should absolutely explore that.
@CricetoFunni Жыл бұрын
I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video. I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.
@razerbladegaming8515 Жыл бұрын
I almost shit myself when it first realized it was alive
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
@dwabees Жыл бұрын
Bro it was hella creepy
@robertcortez4956 Жыл бұрын
@@dwabees Imagine one day you’re asking Siri about something and she becomes self aware.
@MeleeTiger Жыл бұрын
That "mental stability is a circus" one is worryingly accurate.
@ogelsmogel6 ай бұрын
My mental health is an elephant
@griffinsummoner Жыл бұрын
"Existence makes a difference" can actually be a great reassurance to someone in the depths of depression.
@redwitch125 ай бұрын
...this is strangely correct
@9mmilly Жыл бұрын
"Keep calm and get lobotomized" Very inspirational.
@bigjalapeno7061 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Danila438 Жыл бұрын
In reality more like "Get lobotomized and become calm"
@DeathDefiant Жыл бұрын
I got "If you actually seek a home, you must first be the worst individual who ever lived." Truly words to live by
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
I got "No immortality for you"
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
"Countries are coming to get you."
@quiltzgamingyt237 Жыл бұрын
@@dmgroberts5471 this is directed towards the chinese during the boxer rebellion or I guess Nazi Germany
@AssistantDamager Жыл бұрын
“Mental instability is painful” yes this makes sense to my robot mind
@creation500_9 Жыл бұрын
A robot?! I’ll be the judge of that
@AxolotlQueen Жыл бұрын
@@creation500_9 butthole human check?
@laffy1618 Жыл бұрын
4:50 the "oh my leg" is such a great contribution to the joke, great job editors
@Suds_340 Жыл бұрын
HAPPY WHEELS reference as well
@silh3345 Жыл бұрын
Played around with it a bit and got these gems: “Being alive is all about being extremely good looking. Lick a doorknob” “No Insemination, no respect amongst peers” “Get impaled” “Yes. You are environmentally erotic” “One day, existence will seem like a joke. Until then, get a divorce and shut up” “Respected is a friend who hides his cheese” “Tattoos are not supposed to break your sexual pleasure” “Art is to hump what you might think is unhumpable” “Kiss friends, make god ashamed” “Never replace excrement” “Please enjoy the inter-ejaculations of the brain”
@Haze-xr9rc8 ай бұрын
GET IMPALED
@noahhamilton59746 ай бұрын
Remember a friend got "infect". That was it.
@Youtubesucks-q2c5 ай бұрын
Guy I know got rindsiend
@jenluvjake3 ай бұрын
According to Spongebob, licking doorknobs is illegal (on other planets).
@Writing4MySoulАй бұрын
I need to send some of these to my friends without any context 😂
@younghusk1968 Жыл бұрын
The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣
I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.
@ch3ckerd Жыл бұрын
i literally went to the website and I got one that read: "You can be the kind of person who encourages people to fear for their lives," i was a laughing mess 💀💀💀
@0okamino Жыл бұрын
It’s true. You just have to believe in yourself, and your ability to spread doom.
@stuffypanda2148 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s better, Jack reading the weird on motivational quotes. Or him trying to rationalize them so they become motivational quotes. 😂😂😂😂
@Crystan Жыл бұрын
The editor deserves an extra cookie for that gag at 4:55. I laughed so hard.
@ZhangK71 Жыл бұрын
Happy Wheels memes will always be infinitely goated
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын
What gag?
@collinbloo7 ай бұрын
"Oh my leg!"
@ChristiånCorw Жыл бұрын
I am in love with the Ryan George cameo at 1:07 ... Not the crossover we expected, but the one we needed.
@NeuroSpicyGamer Жыл бұрын
I’d love for Ryan and Sean to do a video together!
@ThreadBomb Жыл бұрын
The fellow has excellent taste in -tiktokkers- youtubers
@tarahobson1525 Жыл бұрын
@@NeuroSpicyGamer Wow wow wow wow wow. wow.
@ChristianaLe-x2y Жыл бұрын
Okay who put the nonsense word like "prettyly" inside their own sentences like that I mean that makes NO FRIGGIN' SENSE WHATSOEVER and plus the word "prettyly" is NOT an actual word whatsoever
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Жыл бұрын
Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.
@enbysandmusic217 Жыл бұрын
The three best quotes I've gotten were "If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?" "By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes" "You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
"Your fate can be like a sickening Odyssey that's hard to get around." Cheers. Real inspiring, that.
@neopanda2913 Жыл бұрын
"Destroy your inner child" Love it
@shadophaxx2401 Жыл бұрын
I like how it tells you to repeat "existence makes a difference" and then tells you to keep vanishing
@SirLopi666 Жыл бұрын
8:38 Snakes are heckin adorable, don't turn your back on them. Give them hugs and you'll instantly feel better
@rtx_galaxix Жыл бұрын
I disagree snakes are scary
@Donika691 Жыл бұрын
@@rtx_galaxix I'd say it depends on the snake, some are deadly but some are harmless and then there are people's pet snakes.
@joshuaweismantel1160 Жыл бұрын
@@rtx_galaxix my ball python that looks like a scaley puppy and is a little idiot begs to differ
@TheSarcasticModerate Жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, got eaten by an anaconda.
@squirrelmeat7603 Жыл бұрын
Depends on the snake
@SamiSnowRaven93 Жыл бұрын
Seán’s laughter is more infectious than covid could ever hope to be 😂
@chalktearsemmy9932 Жыл бұрын
Right off the bat “You have the power to make it so that a neighbor wakes up in a hospital”
@jeffdaniels308 Жыл бұрын
After a very, VERY bad day, this genuinely made me smile. Thanks, Jack.
@maileschultz5481 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@simonleva3805 Жыл бұрын
May I ask what happened?
@MedicOfUndying Жыл бұрын
There must be bad days for there to be good days, right?
@TotallySquirrel Жыл бұрын
Sorry you're having a shit day. Hope tomorrow is better for you ❤
@adrienstarfaer Жыл бұрын
9:06 The way he pays NO emotion to the existential dread provided by the quote, and instead shifts his entire attention to the guy in the picture and his impressive ass is sending me.
@is2Xacc8 ай бұрын
LMFAOO
@erikbach8436 Жыл бұрын
2:56 i love when jack laughs like this, his laugh just sounds so good, and i laugh hard af at it too
@razerbladegaming8515 Жыл бұрын
I tried this out. Got a typewriter background and text that read "Don't let nerds fuck up your society" Truly inspirational
@gerardwayseyelash Жыл бұрын
"Keep in mind that you're depressed" I feel personally attacked
@underkiller6875 Жыл бұрын
That is hilarious I got "Depression can be fucked if your hard enough"@@gerardwayseyelash
@spencerwoahh Жыл бұрын
7:53 me thinking he was gonna say: "do you have protection?? BECAUSE WITH NORD VPN-"
@maedocupcake Жыл бұрын
S-SPENCER?
@ittybittyrampagingcommittee Жыл бұрын
I’m so inspired to live my best “pointless human existence”, oh boy. My joy is overflowing.
@ka_galaxy Жыл бұрын
@Midsplugsgrow up.
@kingderper928 Жыл бұрын
Thats not the only thing overflowing
@sergentsnugglemuffin1543 Жыл бұрын
@re_tardyou don’t even have content
@ittybittyrampagingcommittee Жыл бұрын
@@kingderper928 Well with how you said that, my guess is it’s either tears or cum, but I’m not sure which…
@Where_da_cheese_at Жыл бұрын
@re_tard your username says it all
@henrikfoersom9649 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02 1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅
@TheAceOfFire Жыл бұрын
I found it hilarious that as soon as it asked him to not stroke animals he was like 'nope!' and went back to the other page!
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Seán actually but I’m not judging anyone who can’t get his name spot on :) cause people spell my real name wrong all the time
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Cause my real name is Deena but I get names like dena Denna dina
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
And Deanna
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
So I’m going to change my name to Devon
@mewow13 Жыл бұрын
I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got. "You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits" "Do you know who is a woke clown? No." "Cry. don't just give up" "Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril" and my three favorites "How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family" "Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you" "Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"
@dmgroberts5471 Жыл бұрын
"DEVELOPERS, they're there to drug you."
@0_dearghealach_083 Жыл бұрын
Maybe *I* am the woke clown… Maybe we all are the woke clowns… The Clownosity is within us all.
@jasperjudd Жыл бұрын
I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.” Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling
@vibaj16 Жыл бұрын
"Thank you for not being very cool" bruh
@candidesque6470 Жыл бұрын
For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.
@DakotaofRaptors Жыл бұрын
Make a creepypasta about it.
@jasperjudd Жыл бұрын
@@DakotaofRaptors honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on KZbin comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing
@NullUserException1 Жыл бұрын
I got a quote with the background of hands covered in blood with the words "You Are Ideal"
@myhallowheart Жыл бұрын
His laugh during all of this BROKE ME- the giggles 💀💀
@katiehersh5405 Жыл бұрын
But his laugh is adorable though 🥰
@Lesley_RedRhody Жыл бұрын
@@katiehersh5405 I think the both of you are pretty much saying the same thing. Also… Hi!! 👋😁
@katiehersh5405 Жыл бұрын
@@Lesley_RedRhody Hi 😁
@memeymeme3645 Жыл бұрын
I tried Inspirobot once, and one of its inspirations it gave me is still stuck in my head: " "Actor" is by some considered a modern term for "murderer"."
@Kaylee-Bear20 күн бұрын
Are they wrong-
@adleighstrickland2952 Жыл бұрын
My favorite ones I got were "If you be healthy, it will kill you in the end." and "There is a correlation between online dating and human sacrifice."
@brideofcthulhu347 Жыл бұрын
Jack out here looking like that one cool computer teacher you have in middle school where he lets you call him by his first name and gives red vines to whoever answers questions correctly
@klaytonalexandermatthews2047 Жыл бұрын
This is so wildly accurate, mine was called Peter. He was rad
@zilog1 Жыл бұрын
I love it when we are taught about tax and adult things in school then conveniently forget about that and then complain about the school system, "not teaching us about life and work and taxes" and complain that "the system" is broken. Or have a computer class all about this shit and then proceed to forget and now rely on "that one computer guy" in the family to do it all for you. Its not school, its you. You just don't give a shit.
@jericho9642 Жыл бұрын
@@zilog1 What happened here?
@the_honey_rat Жыл бұрын
@@jericho9642, shhhhh, just let them be... they're going through some things right now.
@brideofcthulhu347 Жыл бұрын
@@zilog1 damn you projected so hard there you oughtta open up a movie theater.
@nataliemiller193 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is jack looking so handsome. Like the fit, the hair, the glasses, all just work so well
@rachelhughes8487 Жыл бұрын
I've always had a thing for guys with long dark hair and glasses so I 100% agree. Still working on getting my husband glasses lol. He needs them anyways he just won't go get a prescription.
@terranbricklin Жыл бұрын
Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.
@lorenagonzalez515 Жыл бұрын
Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Seán actually
@amadynka Жыл бұрын
Yeah.... I haven't watched this channel for couple of years, now I see how he has changed. He is sooo handsome!
@Djsrevenge Жыл бұрын
All jokes aside the one that says “Why close your eyes when you can try harder” is actually a really good quote
@HazySkies Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought so too. Like, "Close your eyes" could mean to give up-to sleep. So effectively it's similar energy to "Don't give up, keep trying!" but deeper and with a touch of metaphor.
@raet6375 Жыл бұрын
I feel like it would work really well in context of some badass fight/escape movie scene
@deepfriedeggnog6937 Жыл бұрын
No it's not lmao
@shadowlord0162 Жыл бұрын
it could be a good quote yeah
@ImOofTheOoffer Жыл бұрын
gen z?
@Shadow17Link Жыл бұрын
Jack accidentally came up with his own good one "Don't be a slave to the wind of your own masculinity, It's never too late to drink Wheat Grass Juice." I was looking down between these two and I didn't know they were separate ones. So I busted out fucking laughing
@OneOfUs- Жыл бұрын
Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳 "Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy" "We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves" "In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died." "A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused again." "Dare to be the opposite sex" "Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my soul is not part of a cult"."
@noname-kx4cu Жыл бұрын
The last one killed me
@SiRenfield Жыл бұрын
“Dare the opposite sex” hell yeah 🏳️⚧️
@OneOfUs- Жыл бұрын
@@SiRenfield 🏳️⚧️
@OneOfUs- Жыл бұрын
@@SiRenfield It’s even funnier when I realised that I have actually come out to some people in my life as trans since I first watched this video😂🏳️🌈
@minetieplays2092 Жыл бұрын
10:03 Sean's dad jokes are on point lmao
@masterbard42 Жыл бұрын
I really love the inclusion of pointing Ryan from his recent sketch. That's A+ tier content right there.
@ZacharyShade Жыл бұрын
@gamingpotato Look up Ryan George, he makes good shit.
@twagetomato Жыл бұрын
Thank you editor who included that
@masterbard42 Жыл бұрын
@@twagetomato RIGHT? Absolutely perfect stuff
@burgundy.v Жыл бұрын
Tried this one out. "Ever so often the most respectable thing you can be is sick of life"
@Raven98666 Жыл бұрын
This is clearly a sign from the universe, because I literally ranted to my boyfriend earlier of how I felt my life wasn't going anywhere and what were my fiery passions are now slowly burning out. You come out with a video that is inspirational and gets the motivation going again. Even though none of these quotes are actually inspiring and make no sense 🤣 I still appreciate the sentiment
@CrystalRose1111 Жыл бұрын
This is relatable
@angeliqueteele3782 Жыл бұрын
BRO SAME WTF
@AlphaOmegaInfinity Жыл бұрын
I found this video as I was going for a walk after some big personal project burnout. I can definitely relate
@Cole_Cross Жыл бұрын
HEY GAMER GRRRLLL. YOU AREN'T ALONE. we can do this.
@benjaminraff7878 Жыл бұрын
9:20 "...Think about it. Sit at holm. Think about it. I'll be over here. Poppin' hweelies on my dirtbike." He still can't drop his accent when impersonating a Chad
@dillieg Жыл бұрын
I was having a really crappy day until I saw this video. Thanks Jack
@invintora Жыл бұрын
same lol
@San-lh8us Жыл бұрын
the video came out 15 minutes ago, the video is 15 minutes long, and you commented as if you had already watched it fully 16 minutes ago. something's not right here
@Bretaxy Жыл бұрын
@@San-lh8us These comments are there to beg for likes. Just subtly.
@RobertPayne556 Жыл бұрын
@Patrick39 At being a starfish, yes.
@CartDaBeast489 Жыл бұрын
Bro damn its only 9 AM I hope your doing ok
@Guirko Жыл бұрын
Tried to make some uninspirational quotes with ChatGPT: "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a mediocre warning." - Homer Simpson "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not that great anyway." - Forrest Gump "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're not that good." - Michael Scott "Believe in yourself, but not too much, because you might be wrong." - Yogi Bear "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and also spiders. And heights. And public speaking. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "Life is a journey, but sometimes the destination is just a disappointing tourist trap." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
@Kaylee-Bear20 күн бұрын
Okay that first one is pretty good 😂
@aaron_the_crow Жыл бұрын
How is no one talking about the end? 14:35 this could be a good horror theory for matpat
@adrienstarfaer Жыл бұрын
Oh thank gods, somebody said it, like wtf??
@therealwuffo Жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@Leader7353 Жыл бұрын
That happens sometimes. There are actually loading screen quotes in between just as interesting
@tiagosp Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I hope somebody wonders what happens next.
@AstralArbourSystem Жыл бұрын
So glad he got to see the part where it becomes sentient. InspiroBot has fucking LORE lmao
@sudafalls9258 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE do this again, this was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I cannot stop laughing and crying lmao
@Annakist76 Жыл бұрын
I'd love a part two to this, the amount of things it can make is neverending and it gets weirder the longer you go on
@Falchanco Жыл бұрын
7:38 "Cars want you" personal favorite
@slash_no_info Жыл бұрын
Wow the sheer motivation that came from Sean Mcloughlin in this moment was immence. Edit: Dont want to be one of those guys but holy shite, almost at 1k likes.
@technobladeneverdies68 Жыл бұрын
@Phoebe Buffet McLAFling
@JoziWOW Жыл бұрын
I thought his name was jack
@srdn1616 Жыл бұрын
@@JoziWOW thats his youtube name his real names sean
@HabitualThinker Жыл бұрын
Sean miclanghling
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
Seán mcloughlin
@Paradoxum177 Жыл бұрын
my favorite inspirobot generated inspirational quote was one that simply said "hunt beef" with the picture at 11:46
@CosilHeiir Жыл бұрын
That Ryan pointing at Jack was so freaking funny, I did not expect that at all
@LydiAtheistLady Жыл бұрын
Yo I’ve been scrolling through these comments looking for anyone to mention Ryan. I agree with you! and shout out to Ryan George
@ShadowSparksX Жыл бұрын
As a fan of both Ryan George and jack i see this as an absolute win
@quacknatetv7837 Жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow!
@HurricaneHawk Жыл бұрын
@@quacknatetv7837 .................. wow.
@robinson52d Жыл бұрын
I was afraid I may be the only one who noticed
@lightofthecolossus Жыл бұрын
My favorite: Discovering why you are hard is what makes you responsible
@projectdelta8702 Жыл бұрын
Idk if it's just me but Sean's whole aura is just "comfy" in this video and I am now struck with a secondhand effect to want to take a nap, I need a flannel that looks THAT soft
@lety_oscar Жыл бұрын
hearing sean laughing out loud that much really got me motivated
@jordanhildersley8209 Жыл бұрын
"Make sure your butthole is human" Thanks Sean, that really helped me get through the day!
@PiggyBonkers030910 ай бұрын
“Don’t stroke animals” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
@Cornwallthe2st Жыл бұрын
"Don't stroke animals." Ah yes, such helpful and wise words of wisdom.
@RK-hf2kp Жыл бұрын
This is exactly the type of motivation I needed! Really paints a picture of what humanity is like: fucking crazy.
@heddja Жыл бұрын
“Make sure your butthole is human” the most inspirational quote 🤣🤣 this was absolutely hilarious!
@threadtapwhisperer5136 Жыл бұрын
I kinda really want stationery with this phrase on it.
@rozthepuffer1037 Жыл бұрын
That's deep
@heddja Жыл бұрын
@@threadtapwhisperer5136 lol same
@heddja Жыл бұрын
@gamingpotato2480 damn, that would suck my dude 😔 the butthole need to be human
@Rubymation Жыл бұрын
@@rozthepuffer1037 real deep
@IcecreamHat_042 ай бұрын
I was screwing around on Inspirobot as I was watching this and at exactly 13:51 my bot gave me "Fat Shame Him"🤣
@mlgamings6110 Жыл бұрын
This video is actually unironically motivational. It made me laugh so many times and cheered me up, making me more motivated to go about my day
@BubbleRblx Жыл бұрын
I had one that just said: "should you trust vegetables?" and that is where my mental decline began.
@oras7745 Жыл бұрын
I swear to god, that car one broke something inside of me. Jacks delivery alone made it so much more funnier.
@ninjapuppy1257 Жыл бұрын
"dont close your eyes when you can try harder" is almost a good motivational quote.... almost.
@ConsistentlyAwkwardIRL Жыл бұрын
Just had to have surgery to get my appendix out and I've never had such a hard time not laughing, guess this is a whole new meaning to laughing so hard that I'm crying. Appreciate everything you do for us jack
@LPSDevon26 Жыл бұрын
I hope you have a speedy recovery
@guerney2000 Жыл бұрын
Oh, watching this was *not* a good idea 😀 have a speedy recovery, it sucks but at least you will never have to go through it again 😀
@MollyWhalen20 Жыл бұрын
Hug a pillow to your abdomin when you have to laugh, sneeze, cough, etc. It can help reduce the pain
@ConsistentlyAwkwardIRL Жыл бұрын
Appreciate you all and thank you Molly for the advice🙏
@wolfweird3444 Жыл бұрын
Hope you recover quickly!
@ASPVids Жыл бұрын
13:54 I NEED this as an actual poster 😂
@winterwindle1160 Жыл бұрын
Inspirobot’s sketchy rules: Rule 4: share your credit card information with individuals who are abusive Rule 5: if you actually want a paycheck, surrender.
@ratboycore Жыл бұрын
my favorites that ive ever gotten are "let's make drug abuse spread across the universe" and "please dont eat crabs. crabs are full of death"
@busesimsek2105 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your donation to Turkey-Syria earthquake fund, Sean. You have no idea how much that means to people waiting for help. You're always one of the good ones
@courtneymccullough3881 Жыл бұрын
The last two months haven't been the best for me, I really needed this laugh. Also the "lobotomized" one sounds like something from a dystopian novel.
@retrohero5475 Жыл бұрын
I remember finding this thing in 6th grade and messing around with it alongside friends. It's neat to see how it's changed over the years.
@tarynweaver8831 Жыл бұрын
My friend once used something like this and the quote was “There’s no “I” in insanity”