AI is Coming for Our Meat

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

I love how he reads "Egg vibrator" and his first thought isn't "A vibrator that looks like an egg" but instead "Ah it vibrates your eggs"

[@queenofzenk]

i laughed literally out loud

[@kurikito]

I thought that was a reasonable chain of thought

[@A-Letter]

The design is very -human- avian.

[@coleblove2133]

I love scrambled eggs!

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

@kurikito Same, I knew it was just an egg shaped vibrator. But if you look up mens prostate vibrator, you dont get a vibrator thats shaped like a prostate. And if you look up cock ring its not a ring with a cock on it, its a ring that goes around your weewee. So it makes sense hed think of it like that. It is suprising someone who was super into buying like every sex toy didnt know what egg vibrator was though

[@優優]

And I thought plankton was weird for having a computer as a wife, but here we are

[@MasterXeno0]

Dissing my boy Plankton 😭😭😭😭

[@Earth-To-Zan]

@ॱॱMrBroGETTT OUTTTT!!!!

[@notdarkpls]

Dude Karen's a baddie tho 🥵

[@megmcfoo7680]

Plankton was actually way ahead of all of us

[@Miguel-mx9op]

Wife that always did exactly what you asked and never left you’re side no matter you’re failure plankton was milestones ahead of all of us lowkey

[@Fickets]

The joke of having one massive muscular arm can be real now

[@nateboy1233]

MASSIVE???

[@buisnessman1237]

spongebob strong arm is real????

[@nastynamed1892]

Yknow what else is massive ?​@@nateboy1233

[@sumkid9263]

you gotta alternate every stroke

[@dabbingraccoons6416]

You know what else is massive

[@stevenrodan5160]

"An egg vibrator? What does it vibrate your eggs?" We just learned just how innocent Charlie truly is.

[@matth8985]

Charlie, innocent, with THAT collection? 😂

[@P1T4Bot]

With that collection he didn't know what an egg vibrator is??​@@matth8985

[@alphakowaclips]

Imagine calling someone innocent just becuz they don't know ALL degen tech 😅

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

@@alphakowaclips Oh you like degen stuff? Name all tech.

[@gypsywyp]

he had a sex toy collection off with belle delphine, innocent? not so much

[@sagephrog1314]

The iron gooner 💀 1:48

[@OwGl308]

Skynut getting real.

[@talade5556]

that song is so good

[@DocterBumSki]

@talade5556still his best song yet

[@SebastianTheGreat]

Terminutter

[@artfedorrenko2562]

@ॱॱMrBro 11 year old "edgy" ahh bot

[@OwGl308]

@@SebastianTheGreat climatix

[@Anonymous-fc2fk]

I don’t remember this scene in Black Mirror

[@Lockmahn]

Reality is often stranger than fiction...

[@pbee.njayay444]

@Lockmahnart imitates life

[@Zeglnaytt8]

omgggg heyyyyy!! im so close too 750subscibers:(((lm,;;,

[@ZodiacBoi42]

Nah this shit gonna be in season 7 lmao

[@Lamppost445]

Connect a vr to it and its cyberpunk 2077

[@1.luckyyducc]

I just watched a video on someone who just lost their Freelance Writing job to ai.

[@ZenCorvus]

Ai writes soulless drivel itll come back as people reject it

[@manofclay53]

That’s rough, brother.

[@BlankUser-e8m]

Ive seen it

[@Maxwaffle3527]

Asmongold?

[@ShadowTVNetwork]

We’re doomed

[@sluggysworld469]

5:38 "FEMALE EGG VIBRATOR!? does that feel good to hwve your eggs vibrated!?" charles is adorable

[@LovenseHome]

🤣Yes he is!!

[@jamesp1389]

​@@LovenseHome you're making some wild tech

[@davis0677]

​@@LovenseHomeWHY ARE YOU HERE BWAHAHAHA

[@zUnderscore]

@@LovenseHome what the hell are you doing here

[@RuriVR]

how the ex-sex toy man didn’t know about lovense or “egg” vibrators is astounding to me.

[@aidandurkan15]

Yeah

[@Breadsticks4all]

Bro doesn't even know what a tenga is. What a fraud.

[@kento_suijin]

The fact that your nasty ass did is insane

[@atmosphereventbutton]

this is unacceptable charlie

[@LovenseHome]

🥲We gonna cry

[@ghostface_murderer6817]

ai is coming for the meat in my fridge ??? they must be hungry behind the screen.

[@xkaylan1]

@ॱॱMrBroget medication for schizophrenia

[@SpoopySkelemans]

​@@xkaylan1 its a spam bot dont reply to it :/

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

I mean, like 90% of AI products are just underpaid, overworked Indian men so it checks out.

[@hatake4500]

now you have to protect your kitchen not only from pansexuals but also from ai, what a time to be alive

[@DubiousFIN]

I hope not since what could satisfy their hunger when even people have trouble finding satisfaction

[@Pololol974]

You see V, the reason I hate corpos, is because first they came for our country, and what's next is our meat.

[@O-bearer-mine]

There's a reason Johnny is called _Silverhand_

[@dimitriblume2298]

i literally finished the game a minute ago and I fking loved it. now reading this , crazy iron gooning work

[@tepigninja7198]

I almost spat my drink out reading this. 10/10 comment, choom!

[@supermac8619]

I'm in the ground, choom

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Cyberpunk Phantom Nut

[@camwright1443]

Full metal Jack0ff

[@DumplingDoodle]

you should be top comment

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Handcuffed Morty on a kangaroo court.

[@clonecommandermike332]

I love the smell of semen in the morning

[@jonbrewer297]

The phrase "Violence Jack Off" has never been more apt, even when that store was an actual thing.

[@peterk.2108]

full metal alcumist

[@kianasusername]

The fact that Charlie thought an egg vibrator actually vibrated our eggs is so funny

[@abc456f]

Seems he's quite naive when it comes to pleasure toys.

[@SalomSands]

Crazy since he went toe to toe with Delphine

[@MalloryTheGallery]

Also funny he thought they were talking about connecting the toy to non pornographic games lmao.

[@destinlea6353]

satire.....

[@denni8271]

@@abc456f I think that thinking a vibrator shook your ovaries and eggs is a lot more dirty minded than simply seeing that its egg shaped

[@Leviathan_2717]

"Tony Stark built this in a gooncave with a box of scraps!"

[@blacknight0003]

More like a box of tissues and oil

[@BalthazarBullmann]

First Turbo Granny, then the Serpo, now AI? Our meat’s never safe.

[@liamsorensen-zu5xb]

ong im next

[@davidmason9101]

@@liamsorensen-zu5xb hold ur horses

[@gibberpean]

the bots are insane on this meat

[@rot_studios]

AI: "LEMME GOBBLE THAT WEENIE"

[@edyoah9023]

Our meat was never safe ever since god invented the succubus

[@RyanReaper]

“Streamer Capabilities” Watch Moistcritical while getting critically moist.

[@YoutubeDictatorship2024]

@ॱॱMrBroif you be yourself instead of trying to please other people, you will draw people to you, which is what you want. Good luck brother, I believe in you

[@agbossboy2479]

That's a bot ur not talking to anyone​@@KZbinDictatorship2024

[@walnzell9328]

Hi, Ryan.

[@cozyyote]

furry pfp located

[@Folfah]

furry

[@florasion.]

Lovense is the company that donated 10k to Doctors Without Borders with the profit they got from selling a toy that syncs to wicked whims (a sims mod that adds explicit animations) so uh

[@taylorbug9]

Whaaaat

[@eugenekrabs141]

What a strange company. I mean I should have guessed it by the fact they made shrex toys but man. This is just abusrd.

[@florasion.]

Just double checked and it’s commissions from affiliate sales, so lovense didn’t donate it was turbodriver (creator of WW). He used half of the 10k to support the mod and the other half plus 1k of his own money to the charity

[@SuperPegMeg]

​@@florasion.Wow...we really do live in a society

[@todaychange5-7783]

The way I only play the sims for wicked whims

[@Bandoexperience]

8:33 "Penguinz0 is live, it's time to suit up"

[@DarkCheeld]

Then watch his animated video to finish off.

[@Mr.MasterOfTheMonsters]

New hardcore mode for speedruns just dropped. Finish the game before it finishes you.

[@taylorbug9]

Daaaaamn

[@TT35109]

Not even joking, I would play this. You win either way hahaha.😂

[@zanegerwig9613]

Noooooo😂😂💀

[@unvalentine]

the visual of the dumbells and the autoblow was incredible

[@DOOMStudios]

AI: “I am coming.”

[@CallMeSheeshGATO]

“For your meat”

[@starbunnyboy]

Ambatukam

[@objectivewitness7709]

In more ways then one😭😭😂

[@elee9056]

“ah. ah. ah. ah. ah.”

[@jadie_baefie]

so thats where nano bots come from

[@MoonWielder]

You should get Arby's to sponsor this video

[@FIippers]

These damn bots man

[@ph1llygud]

@FIippers fr bro

[@kreckty]

RAAAAAH 97% OF THE REPLIES ARE BOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE BODY PILING ME I CAN'T BREATHE

[@MilkshakeVA]

Arby’s. Wii.

[@buttpuddle7150]

Or jimmy dean

[@zythalopagus]

for context as to what the guy was saying for integration with games: lovense has an API to control a lovense with remotely so you can for example write a mod in minecraft to control your lovense whenever you take damage (i think that exists lol)

[@bagles1987]

saw the tag and was like No Not my Hamburgers!.... watched the vid and it turned into No Not my hotdog!

[@taylorbug9]

😂😂

[@gracefurtado1418]

"Pleasure products" and "special private time" wasn't expecting to hear this at 12 in the afternoon, but here we are lmao.

[@mementomori771]

Its 9am here

[@ElectricMan3444]

@@mementomori771Yea, it’s called timezones.

[@user-jy9uq6bk2ogbgsdghsdghsghg]

same

[@MelanismSeis]

​@@ElectricMan3444then explain why it's 14hs here

[@GetWiththeProgramGaming]

So true lol😂

[@NoteCalamity]

Watched for 10 minutes waiting for ai made steaks or something and just now realizing this is about yorking the good ole sporgle.

[@O-bearer-mine]

''Yorking the sporgle' is such an alien string of words.

[@SmolPotatowo]

I like how you say "good ole" as if that's something anyone has ever said before.

[@NoteCalamity]

@@SmolPotatowoyou don’t?

[@NoteCalamity]

@@O-bearer-mineI’m human I promise 🙏

[@Xadaj127]

@@NoteCalamity Never heard this terminology usage before, so it might just be you saying it...

[@astropunch101]

AI Robussy got me glitchin out

[@Azrael76667]

Too relatable

[@WhiteGlint871]

Straight up glitching it rn, and by its well, haha..

[@AhmedEx1.]

My peanits​@WhiteGlint871

[@saitama6106]

😦😦

[@stoops187]

🤖 🐱

[@fedo18]

3:00 I dont think that is good for your heart/blood circulation, sending high amount of oxygenated blood down there AND to the arms? thats too much.

[@micayahritchie7158]

Source?

[@lucassmith1886]

Possibly. Though anyone who has had sex vigorously for long periods of time has done just that. You get all light headed, and heart pounding.... Yeah, it's probably not the best, but it feels similar to a really strong cardio workout

[@lilianmoon4832]

I love that the jump was to "Does it feel good to have your eggs vibrated?" Lmao.

[@The_Harvest_King]

"why are one of your forearms bigger than the other?"

[@EnzoeatsCrows]

Terrible time for AI to go rogue

[@Glimbosgold69]

Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes

[@wertuiop1157]

Dead internet theory

[@lucamckenn5932]

​@@wertuiop1157beep boop 🤖

[@luis-alberto.]

@@Glimbosgold69 It's skibidi dom dom dom yes yes not bop bop yes yes. Although DaFuq?BOOM! himself used the latter version before, the former is still more accurate.

[@Glimbosgold69]

@ no

[@themarblerain]

1:09 WE SAIYANS HAVE NO LIMITS

[@kolsbadf]

WE SAIYANS HAVE NO LIMITS

[@GetTheHandle]

Stupid

[@LobotomyPatient465]

Dokkan referenced rahhh

[@veryfragile2195]

LET’S CHARGE TOGETHER AT FULL POWER!

[@won-tonjohn4418]

LETS CHARGE TOGETHER AT FULL POWER

[@weallfalld0wn]

5:40 ain't no way this man thought it was used to VIBRATE YOUR EGGS 😭😭😭

[@michaeltennen5775]

I died when he said it

[@all.purposeflour]

I don't know man I thought the same thing

[@Deathhawkdown]

Charlie not knowing about Lovense is honestly surprising.

[@Bestyja]

Synced my solus pro to this video

[@Cannabinova]

*Solace

[@bryce27827]

ai is WHAT

[@Jellify1]

you heard him

[@the_critical_geek]

69th like

[@sinansadman]

good god this reply section is filled to the brim

[@zp1ro495]

The bots are already here

[@ians7184]

It's coming

[@tylerrozie]

a sex toy that vibrates your eggs sounds horrifying.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

Nah it might cure my pcos

[@Other_trash]

I like your pfp :) |-/

[@tylerrozie]

@@Other_trash thank you!|-/

[@xcursedx187x]

Imagine the combo of playing a vr shooter with a haptic vest, that new spinning vr chair they showed off at ces and the solis pro strapped up giving you that 450rpm pump with every pull of the trigger

[@JosenDuff]

1:30 the process of making a Plumbus!

[@mementomori771]

5:53 not charlie not knowing what an egg vibrator is

[@A.Mack1o2]

You forget this man is a savant in sex toys

[@sammxn-w2v]

he's too seiso

[@johnnyvh1188]

"to have your eggs vibrated?"-🤔Charlie 😂

[@A-Letter]

​@@sammxn-w2vI always knew Charlie was oshi-husbando material (also wtf with these bots these days)

[@Bagajigg]

@@johnnyvh1188Vibrating your eggs is really important

[@Izzzzydorable]

“The iron gooner” 😂😭😂😭😂

[@akosv96]

I AM IRON GOON 🤖😎

[@Riley36942]

I’m the one who said that comment on his stream and he read it out loud 😭😭

[@Theverydayguy]

That's a whole another level of meat grinding

[@CorporalOdin]

1:10 Americas next ninja warrior ahh joytoy

[@PopersIRL]

9:38 HOLY IDEA stream yourself sitting on the mission and sync the ai to your own stream. im a genius

[@silentking5080]

Bro yall need to chill if yall use this your gonna get erectile dysfunction the human body is not made to be used at such speeds

[@kapkan6930]

AI Meat Situation is Crazy

[@imadudeokay]

incoming 2.3k likes

[@thegrubhubguy638]

comment so good you got the bots posting twice

[@ElectricMan3444]

it’s sad that the replies on this comment are now just normal to see everyday now :

[@Teilerderden]

mr amoingus king ninja in bio

[@confusional]

most annoying comment gen alpha has ever spawned

[@Lachyys2]

dont threaten me with a good time

[@balls808]

​@ॱॱMrBro I make music for a living, what do you do? (ur poor lil bro)

[@Joereenaa]

@ॱॱMrBrotahts not funny

[@A.Mack1o2]

​@@Joereenaait's a bot

[@Lockmahn]

@@Joereenaa It's a bot. Don't reply, just report it

[@Eeee50404]

​​@ॱॱMrBro*human bot

[@dibutime]

INSANE TITLE WORK

[@mistorbear]

insane title situation is crazy

[@Fry-wp3jt]

Was saving this for school tomorrow and now I’m glad I didn’t

[@nerorerorin]

"built in live streaming" Got me dying on the cold floor at 4 am😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DIRTMART]

Cardio workout into strength workout, the perfect tool.

[@d1sgu1sed81]

There is no possible amount of context sufficient to explain the title

[@MistyGarden]

realizing critikal doesn't know the company "lovense" is actually crazy to me.

[@AngryAlfonse]

Idk why anyone would they're so behind on tech it's pathetic

[@jimmcneal5292]

I don't know too

[@AlersakillerRules]

And you do

[@ivan4ikok]

​@@AngryAlfonse I mean he has toy collection the size only rivaled by Belle Delphine

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

@@AngryAlfonse So who is the forefront of teledildonics? I know the enthusiast kind, but what are there any companies selling products?

[@Shmokeandapancake444]

2:40 as theyre designed, he's right you know

[@Snorlaxsnaxx]

The music at the start is from the from Nier Replicant in the forest of myth. So soothing.

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Never in my life did I think I would ever see a title like this, and why am I not surprised it’s coming from Charlie?

[@lucamckenn5932]

I like him, but charlie is normie lowest common denominator trash sometimes. Unironically being a zoomer despite being in his late 30s. Dude couldn't act his age if his life depended on it, and the way he conducts and carries himself screams 'im hip im cool whats up fellow youth?'

[@jacuzzikrab]

can't believe youtube was gatekeeping this video from me for 4 whole minutes.

[@trevoreinspahr2786]

10:30 More like Speedrun champ 👑

[@Spekter1]

saying that you might get an isometric workout while using this thing to hit the sac literally had me crying isometric workouts are done without movement

[@Viktorreznov1942]

5:43 when you realize Charlie isn't always smart, at all.

[@Stephanie2-1-1-3]

He sure is adorable tho lol

[@Kwispy_and_Scattered]

11:37 Finally, i can now play myself with DOOM...

[@jenslenaghan3100]

Holy fucking shit imagine💀💀💀

[@Gabzew]

LMAO

[@OmegaF.]

AI coming for what now? This wasn't on my 2025 bingo list

[@gyroxd2077]

2025 really is a year for robots

[@DrawinskyMoon]

Where the robot? All I see are puffs of smoke.

[@BorisLev]

i thought ai was gonna cook meat for a second

[@ren_z3r0]

Would give beat saber a whole new experience

[@HotTripod78]

AI IS DOING WHAT DO OUR MEAT??

[@hiadilthisside]

CUMMING!!

[@beatndagutta]

@Mallbec6 no one cares

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

@Mallbec6 What in the actual f*ck is wrong with you bro?

[@gortfilled]

LINKING MY EGG VIBRATOR AND MY SOLISE PRO TO THIS VIDEO🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@Nulleubh]

"Proudly made in Japan"

[@BimmerWon]

You and the boys could try these out together on TOC

[@totallynotmodsan7627]

Ngl, i totally expected for the video to be about actual meat and how farming was being taken over by AI lmao, took me a minute or two to realize it was about the "meat"

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

Thought it'd be something about AI-generated fake "meat" because of the surge in vegetarian and vegan diets in recent times (even though some of them eat bugs, which are technically meat, therefore it's hypocrisy).... And boy oh boy was I WAAAAAAY off

[@andrewvoorhies7651]

7:43 MAXIMUM PULSE!!!!!

[@AlanJKMackie]

"Tenga Workout Gear" for that Popeye the sailor man look... in one arm..

[@R0SE3E]

Charlie I’m going through it rn but know as always your videos make my days better!!

[@SniperFire274]

Crying lauging at the "Egg Vibrator" bit, holy shit 😂

[@attchdattchd6036]

5:05 That silence was deafening

[@ChrisNadoVR]

I’m sorry, its doing WHAT? 😭

[@Speddicus-Maximus]

AI has BEEN coming for our meat bro have you SEEN r34 recently 😭

[@SlasherFrenzy0]

AI is doing it's best to get our meat 😂

[@Igniteless-Aprentance101]

Yeah, fair point lmao

[@JohnDoe-wy7ip]

Most conflicting times of my life

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

I just wanna watch gay men making out why must it all be AI ):

[@freelimes8389]

Shit pissed me off so much I made an account so I could blacklist all the ai tags

[@birkinsmith88]

the egg vibrator part was adorable. god only knows what he thinks a rabbit involves, though lol

[@BenieTheDragon]

8:57 *Through The Fire And Flames plays, during one of the heavy guitar rifts* 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@dr.rockzo]

“The year of our lord” Haha haven’t heard that in a minute

[@parmvirgrewal6145]

Bro I clicked the wrong video to watch mid workout 😂. I was laughing so hard while I was benching that I couldn't lift the bar and I didn't have a spotter. I genuinely thought I was gonna die but I couldn't stop laughing 🤣. I swear on my cats life it just happened.

[@fruitpun6h]

Leave your cat out of this

[@oc3264]

I have been there a few times. I never listen to anything that might be funny while lifting weights anymore.

[@Oboromaru]

I literally had this same thing happen last year, also with a Charlie video. It was the one about the guy who injected his own jizz into his muscles 💀😭😂

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

The exact reason I won't listen to Kanye West while lifting.

[@Shadeez64]

This is Persona 3 all over again

[@mkeelcab9851]

You've got it backward Charles our meat is coming for AI.

[@powerjinfighter948]

If you think about it, there is more behind it than one might think. -the actual purpose of this thing is to pleasure yourself, but depending how you are living having and storing this thing is difficult especially if you live in japan where you dont move out as early as in the US. therefore when you buy this, and people living with you see it in your room you can always say "yeah thats used for workout" and most people would't think more about it. -another point could be is that this thing could and might be used for workout, because like you use it and then post nut clarity hits, which makes you motivate to change to a positive direction, the direction easily can be to workout and make your body better looking.

[@SamuelBrown92]

Gooners really gonna have that Quagmire arm

[@darrenart2263]

Solace Pro is literally the autojacker from Cyberpunk 2077

[@izhxllxw3316]

2:51 I don't want to think about that at all charlie

[@PedroUnfortunatelyNotPascal]

6:20 AAAAAH is out of control

[@CEDKEKSUPERIDOTHESHOW]

anyone who uses the jerk weight has balls of steel

[@howdydo13]

May be one of the best penguinz0 titles ever

[@Xander-le7vr]

bro im scrolling though youtube and i just find this thing saying AI COMING FOR OUR MEAT!!

[@vsslsmchlks]

Charlie not knowing what an egg vibrator is is beyond me

[@vsslsmchlks]

This is why he lost to Belle

[@NarratorVader]

Vibrating eggs sounds like they'll explode after a period of time 💀

[@dbblues.9168]

During the Coof, I was stuck home and tried getting into doing voice recording work. Bought a good microphone, built a cheap little sound booth in my basement. Mainly just reading books and tape for meager pay (less than minimum wage when all hrs totaled up) and about 8 months in all the work dried up due to better voice AI taking over..

[@greyliinee]

Me syncing my Solace Pro to footage of ghosts to see if I can feel spectral energies

[@Megidolaon-0]

Charlie has some of the most cultured viewers

[@HedgehogSpeedSonic]

"I am......IronMan"

[@Drippyzombie]

The title is absolutely wild 😭🙏

[@Drippyzombie]

Ok why the fuck am I getting all of these( jOiN tHe SeRvEr In BiO) commenters

[@Kiyuja]

in this modern, hectic world we need to optimize our workflows. Efficiency is key here....adapt, evolve, overcome

[@MrOfficialDDC]

Double dumbbell w autoblow sounds like so much of a dopamine hit that’d you die by the end of the set