Illiterate Creep

[@WhyAreYouEvenOnHere]

That isn’t a coworker. Those are three kids in a trenchcoat.

[@BasedHyperborean]

Five replies, none of them visible. Are people being based or something?

[@B_is_for_Benrey]

@@BasedHyperboreannope, probably all bots that have been reported

[@princegobi5992]

@@BasedHyperboreanis that your calling card or something? The idea of things being “based”? Yikes

[@vxxiii4160]

* gasp * Vincent Adultman

[@MisterM4n]

Straight out of The Boys comics

[@princegobi5992]

He’s 40 and this pressed over a 22 yr old not responding to him being an absolute creep. It’s pathetic as hell.

[@tiagobelo4965]

The fact this man was an adult by the time the person he's after was born is majorly weird man, especially at such ages

[@moonwhooper]

No shit

[@Malamesa]

It's sad that it happens more often, how many times have I've seen boomers being big hotheads over small stuff.

[@soez_strg6166]

regular military type npc

[@HeartlessValiumWhore]

And a 22 year old who bartends for fun, no less. He got scalped by the lowest hanging fruit imaginable.

[@bubbles8871]

Bastard: "Remember when I said I'd die on that hill" Probably one of the funniest cryptic out of context messages I've ever seen

[@Macephtopheles]

Especially if it was followed with "I need an ambulance immediately."

[@bradyward2177]

She 100% decided not to rescreenshot it bc of how funny that was

[@lilfishnet9265]

He probably thinks the bee movie is garbage.. o

[@MisterM4n]

He really thought that would be a good one liner

[@smdcentral]

@@MisterM4n& he was right😭

[@griffinreid3627]

As a Marine, I can confirm that is an average reservist. They aren’t the smartest.

[@gojirasm]

Salute 🫡

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Thank you for your service. The crayon eaters give you a bad name.

[@before_u]

this guy gives you guys a bad name.

[@master_of_krynn]

whats a reservist?

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@master_of_krynn Someone in the reserves

[@lyricalvarez7919]

If you can’t read, you can’t get rejected.

[@Goblinboyo162]

Foolproof strategy tbh

[@chinghamburger2200]

Look at all these bots jumping onto your comment man, they're getting so desperate because people are catching on that these are just bots. I wonder if people paid money for these bots to spam comments 😂😂

[@mancave10369]

READjected!

[@Chr725]

@@chinghamburger2200 They almost certainly did. I'm pretty sure most botting services and stuff cost money

[@SolomonFutch]

lol facts.

[@professoryaffle332]

That was painful; emotionally, grammatically and physically. And I still don't understand 80% of what they were trying to communicate.

[@CelticFairyBox]

Same, painful to try and read

[@RegitNevard]

All 3 of them, including Cognitively for me.

[@niihiliist]

His English skills are about the amount of play he gets: none

[@renzuki5830]

"Are bartending for fun?" "You are bartending for fun?" "F U" is comedic gold. I mean you can't even feel insulted The only viable social response is cackling laughter.

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ❤️

[@speedingpacman]

​@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥno ☺

[@TweekLudwig]

@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥThanks, I’ve always wanted to pass peacefully to the great beyond the beyond!

[@Nattbad]

@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Fine I won't translate. Thx for warning me

[@Major_Beetus-ki9rw]

@niteach12 I’m starting to question if you’re a flesh and blood human or a bot.

[@nommnincsa]

truly all elementary/middle school insults. "I know you are but what am I?"

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Works perfectly fine in internet shouting matches too.

[@dave-000]

0:14 "Remember when I said I'd die ont that hill" - Bastard, 2024

[@4ever2tired]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MasonDean-wi9vw]

@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egshut up

[@dadoka8400]

Bro was on a mission, love the dramatic entrance of bastard

[@angiezepp5330]

​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egbot

[@alfiewarbuton5676]

@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egShut up bro 😂

[@ZedNull.]

The "i served my stepfather well" for a 40 year old man to be thinking in the first place let alone typing out and hitting send, is the most self infantilizing insecure shit ive ever heard.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

something tells me his service to his stepfather was a little different than military service-

[@aadil4750]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi”Come into my room son, it’s time for daily service.”

[@davidbiagi2932]

My only guess is he was trying to say he is a good step father. Maybe she has kids and he’s trying to act like he would serve well as a step father. Thats the only thing I could possibly comprehend from it. It still doesn’t make any sense, just like everything else he said.. or tried to say. I just don’t understand how anyone can be this bad at trying to form words and sentences. I wonder if he went back and read everything he said, if it would make sense to him or if he was like “wtf was I even saying?” 🤣

[@thaloblue]

@@KaaneDragonShinobiits incredibly fucking suspicious

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@ZedNull. “Show me your war face, stepson.”

[@music0cool]

"You have no bartending experience" Bro shes 22, she wasnt even legally allowed to be in a bar til last year...

[@seguaye]

im pretty sure you can barback at eighteen in most states, and a lot of states will allow you to serve alcohol at eighteen. my state actually lets you serve alcohol at seventeen, but it’s more a matter of whether a bar will hire an 18 year old

[@JubbysDragons]

​@@seguaye ye my husband was a bartender when we were dating he was 18 19. You just can't drink. But even if you are of age, you're not supposed to drink on the job. So it doesn't matter what age is serving as long as they have a security system for the drunkards

[@emma6648]

how are you allowed to get ur back blown out by a 50 year old men at 18 but cant drink a can of beer till 21? laws make no sense

[@JubbysDragons]

@@emma6648 hey hey it's up to you if you're sleeping with weird old men when you're barely legal. The alcohol laws of the country are usually based on culture. You can drink when you're 14 in a pub in Germany. 18 in other places. But 21 in America because boys were sent into the war when they were 18 and they didn't want them to be affected by alcohol at that point. They wanted healthiest young men. Did you know in America if you're 18 and you're married to someone over 21 you can still drink legally if you're with that person. And if you're a kid with your parental guardian

[@Radbiker33357]

This comment just shows your age or introvertedness lol. You absolutely can bartend at 18 but mostly at 21. 21 is required for purchasing and drinking alcohol, not serving. Though It’s usually restaurants that allow underage servers to serve drinks, since no bar or club I’ve been to has had 21 and under. Maybe once.

[@tiramachuuu]

8:20 “What a very special brain” is absolutely wild and I will use it in my day to day life now

[@rrickyyortegaa]

he’s the type to salute to his boss & say “SIR YES SIR!”

[@rogue_carlisle6167]

lol

[@Irontidepod]

@@rogue_carlisle6167 sounds like a fucking wannabe marine. I doubt he is actually a marine (though the literacy is at the same level lmao) I don't know anyone that i served with that was in for longer than 2 years called themselves a Navy Vet while they were actively serving, whether reservist or active duty.

[@Nicole-CunningHares]

@@Irontidepoduuuhhh… yeah alright.

[@Alex_DoesGaming]

@@Irontidepod The stereotype of Marine's being stupid needs to stop because most of them aren't.

[@Irontidepod]

@@Alex_DoesGaming its not a stereotype, its a joke.

[@Adurite]

How un-self aware do you have to be to say "You honestly creep me out" without realizing that you're the creep.

[@Vai_Editzz]

The bots 💀💀💀

[@polysemy_]

​@UncleGrandpaUTTP how tf does my shit get removed and these retarded bots spam in all caps? it yt okay? bcs I'm clearly not the problem 😭

[@francisthesadcat1406]

The bots really infested this one

[@Vai_Editzz]

@@francisthesadcat1406 yeah 💀💀

[@Chr725]

these bots are out of control

[@FeebleLittleGoldcrest]

"This is family! This is blood, sweat and tears!" It's bartending. Take a walk

[@Manu30260]

I mean, if she really was doing as bad of a job as he is saying, I would be mad too. Don't get me wrong tho cause I do not believe a seemingly drunk guy

[@panzer2681]

I'm actually like 90 percent certain his stepdad owns the restaurant and he feels like he's entitled to a slice of it or at least feels like a high ranking officer there. See no point in mentioning "Serving" his stepfather otherwise.

[@janemiettinen5176]

Im a restaurant kid, grew up in the kitchen and behind bar. Its bit more than bartending, the working with family-part is pretty taxing, all problems are yours too etc. But it sounds like his mom & step-dad owns it, they’ve given him job out of goodness of their hearts, because he cant work anywhere else, he’s that type. So, your premise still works, I just thought I should extend this obscure behind the scenes-world a bit :)

[@zhye5588]

This guy is a total weirdo but i agree with the bartending for fun part. Ive worked in restaurants and sometimes its hell. I dont want some lame ass coworker who is there for "fun".

[@kingpingfhdf1117]

that was the funniest part

[@Dustyholes]

Buddy must’ve ate a lot of crayons in the Marines

[@Oboromaru]

The delivery of "R u done harassing me?" Right after that long ass monologue made me burst out laughing so hard 😂😂

[@roquecrafter]

"No bitches?" Had me ROLLIN

[@ibra8096]

I wonder if she did respond and then deleted it on her side for the screenshots later (you can with ios17)

[@fanaticalspud323]

@@ibra8096 seems to be the case, as creepy as the guy is, theres sections hes obviously responding to her but its missing

[@willrunriot]

@@ibra8096that was definitely my thought. Dudes a weirdo, but it’s obvious she deleted all her messages to make him seem more unhinged. She’s probably about as crazy as he is tbh.

[@fahrenheit2101]

@@willrunriot Not a single chance in hell she's as crazy as he is, but yeah, she's obviously painting herself as more of a saint than she is.

[@kenny187ful]

His illiteracy all makes sense when you find out he's a Marine, dude's on crayon withdrawals.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

He definitely got discharged

[@alphamineron]

Why are you hating on Marines? That’s a hateful generalization Edit: I have been informed by various chads that this is indeed just military banter… 🫡

[@killermeme4695]

Ate to many crayons

[@Chiwiwiis]

His illiterate makes when you out your Marine…. Dudes crayon drawer

[@kenny187ful]

@@alphamineron It's a joke, no one is "hating"

[@TheTroupeMasterGrimm]

Judging by how he talks about “serving his step-father” and how he talks about “our restaurant” and “family” and constantly mentions “him” or “he” with no context, I think his stepdad is actually the owner of the work place/ restaurant.

[@SatansBro]

which would be incredibly sad and pathetic considering he got fired in the end

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@labiblabib1409]

Silksong won’t come out, so stop playing HK

[@kaylynn709]

@@labiblabib1409weirdo

[@osuplaeyurreallygood]

@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Finally, i will be free from all the pain and suffering

[@liamleech4748]

“You fucking grabbed neck” killed me😭😂 I’ve never heard that before

[@CeeTeeOfficially]

"You are bartending for fun?" "Fuck you" 😂😂got me dying

[@mysticalvibe7063]

😂😂😂

[@spedrun]

​@@CeeTeeOfficially do not reply. It only encourages them

[@BIGWILLY5004]

@@CeeTeeOfficially Just report

[@GMAN-l9p]

reminded me of vaccine man from opm

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@BIGWILLY5004 they aren’t gonna go anywhere if Charlie doesn’t stop buying bots 😂

[@HustJere]

0:35 I'm sorry the "remember when I said I'd die on that hill" from a guy named Bastard with absolutely no context is just hilarious

[@5LeafC]

Thank god someone else noticed

[@Riflery]

I need the backstory

[@eldritchbidoof]

That's gonna be the next message thread that Charlie talks about lol

[@daddymoistness9144]

@@5LeafCCharlie mentions this like 20 seconds in haha I think we all noticed it

[@tiagobelo4965]

​@@eldritchbidoofok but that one's just gonna be hilarious

[@MandoGrando5358]

His text messages were like decoding the zodiac killer’s letters

[@tochukwuudu7763]

Fr bros in his 40s and can't carry a convo, yikes.

[@orionbarnes1733]

imagine this is how we find him

[@zakphillips976]

Dude your commentary fits my daily internal dialogue. I absolutely love watching you go through and attempt to make sense of all this 😂

[@moonlightuwu3252]

A wise man once said “I can read minds. Unfortunately, I’m illiterate”

[@ViciousToaster]

​@UncleGrandpaUTTP bro what

[@Mustylounge]

Man I fucking hate bots, awesome comment tho

[@JonnyRaZerLooksLikeDogDookie]

@@ViciousToaster its a bot lmao

[@JonnyRaZerLooksLikeDogDookie]

@@ViciousToaster the bots get a little... kinky at this time of day

[@TatankaTaylor]

​@@ViciousToasterReport that crap. Don't engage.

[@daypsiequartz]

My cousin sent one of my best friends a message from my phone telling him I liked him. I love the guy platonically, but a part of me is haunted knowing that "sorry, my cousin took my phone" will NEVER be believed, even though that's what happened

[@Professorlicme8]

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

[@ellielane2313]

I don’t believe you

[@tiagobelo4965]

Call cus over to tell them. That or own it and keep that ball rolling

[@TheDrummerdv]

It's been years, you can accept yourself now

[@VulcanM61]

Just accept fate

[@deaconaligood]

"you are, what, 22? and you act like you're fifteen" and you are, what, 40? and you act like you're six

[@princegobi5992]

Imagine a guy being 40 and this desperate it’s insane

[@crankfastle8138]

​@@princegobi5992drugs and loneliness will make a sad man do sad things

[@Kaiserboo1871]

@@crankfastle8138 It’s only gonna get worse. These unhinged texts are gonna get more and more common as Gen Z enters adulthood and start looking for life mates. The same generation in which a large percentage of them were raised almost exclusively by the Internet…

[@RyuKyu.77]

​@@crankfastle8138 nah, let's not blame weed for this, this is this guy's mindset, 100%

[@goomba8170]

⁠@@RyuKyu.77You hear “drugs and loneliness” and you’re assuming weed is what he’s talking about?

[@Soils9000]

Reminds me of an always sunny bit. Like the clearly out of touch and oblivious attempt at manipulation, while also trying to frame yourself as the good guy or cool guy. Got a good laugh out of this one

[@valerievention]

This reminds me of a guy I dealt with for the past couple of months. We started off as good friends but he wanted something more. I wasn’t attracted to him mainly personality wise because he was extremely rude and toxic to my other friends, so I eventually had to put my foot down and told him he was crossing the line…3 times. Last month he sent me 9 paragraphs complaining about how my friends were treating him and completely denied that he still had feelings for me, then he ended with “you need to start treating me better.” 30 minutes later he ended up saying he meant to send those texts to an old friend (even though he mentioned specifics related to me). I never responded and have continued to ignore him. Hoping I don’t run into him this coming fall semester, or that he doesn’t hunt me down 🤞

[@hornetsilksong]

Omg same. I had a friend who absolutely disrespected my boundaries after setting them like a hundred times when he couldn't put aside his feelings. His texts were lowkey emotionally manipulative and guilt trippy too. I had enough of it and ghosted. He kept trying to contact me on my other accounts I forgot to block him on like Insta and snapchat, and he even contacted through an intermediary friend of his. Creeped the tf out like holy shit bro you can't even respect the final boundary I set?? Why are some dudes like this??

[@virsa17]

jesus... stay safe😔

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ❤️

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

@@virsa17 Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ⬅️

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

@@hornetsilksong Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 👟

[@93sdks84]

3:30 there’s nothing better than someone calling someone else an idiot but using “your” instead of “you’re” 😭

[@severalwolves]

he also mixes up there their & they’re several times haha

[@93sdks84]

@@severalwolves wow i didn’t even notice that but i’m also not surprised LMAO

[@hmca847]

Probably would have been better if they responded with the text they just sent but with the grammar fixed

[@-Gurza-]

My older step brother posted a Facebook status at some football man saying "your a looser!" I thought it was funnier to not correct him.

[@uga7473]

4:13

[@TyroneBRDLY]

How can someone be 40 years old and still be Illiterate 💀

[@heppelhopv2]

Polly a boomer

[@antonjrgaborno]

Please, report the bots. Thank you

[@deaconaligood]

he likely dropped out of kindergarten, and never returned to school wouldn't be surprised if goober can't figure out what two plus two is

[@OldTeaz]

@@antonjrgaborno its not bots. just lifeless children.

[@falcongamer58]

​@UncleGrandpaUTTP this kind of messaging is doing the exact opposite of what the bot creator wanted

[@jetscorner]

"You are bartending for fun?" "Fuck you" I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

[@chikengamer9906]

7:31 his galaxy brain is so powerful it changed the color of the lights at a mere mention of it's power

[@apark1280]

​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8eg Careful what you say, lest you be destroyed by Charlie's power.

[@notinregs]

We don’t claim him as a Marine

[@eranronen573]

Unfortunately, Marines don't have a rep for being all that intelligent

[@CASA-dy4vs]

@@eranronen573bro cannot be talking

[@goodmorningsundaymorning4533]

​@@eranronen573 Ouch. Salty. You sound like a guy who could end up with his texts being read on this channel.

[@eranronen573]

I said unfortunately , it's not a good thing

[@CASA-dy4vs]

@@eranronen573 no, your comment makes zero sense since your basically saying “unfortunately, marines don’t have a rep for being (keywords) ALL that INTELLIGENT?”

[@rrickyyortegaa]

“This is family!, This is blood!, Sweat and tears!” *I just pictured an American flag behind this guy when reading that* 😂😂

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Out of context it sounds so patriotic.

[@manzanitakatznellenbogen2870]

More Homelander than Uncle Sam though

[@Casual_Silver]

the reference to the Satam Sonic cartoon genuinely caught me off guard 2:18

[@pvtred]

Stuff like this is why I love my alone time. Coworkers and old friends always ask me why I'm such a hermit - well after dealing with a couple of really weird and unhinged people you learn quickly how valuable alone time is. Especially if you have a limited amount of free time.

[@giantclaw138]

Going from feeling like you have to walk on eggshells all the time to being alone again was so relieving

[@yurilopes420]

amen, i dont got time for new people today because even my friends sometimes sound like unhinged, sociopathic fucking degenerates and i dont need more people in my life to be this

[@zelorig8887]

fr. I have a manager who's a severe clout chaser who tries way too hard to fit in. She is honestly an embarrassment with how hard she put's in the effort to be liked and i don't get why people are like this. So much of a clout chaser that she tries to infiltrate the personal lives of my co-worker's, even myself. Like nah, your job is to manage, not be my friend. One of the many reasons as to why i prefer to work with no connections and to keep it that way. I can make friend whenever but the one place i never will would be work.

[@man.inblack]

If you can enjoy your own time you can be a better partner. Desperation is not sexy, and needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity. There are three people in a relationship. You, them and the Relationship. Each should be given respect and commitment equally

[@johnsmith3859]

@@man.inblack ''needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity'' disagree everything else in life is pretty worthless.

[@shawtygriller_ASMR]

Charlie is probably the only creator on KZbin that alternates between reviewing terrible movies, playing games, and dating psychology in such an interesting manner

[@gebbo221]

My god, what are these replies

[@TatankaTaylor]

​@@gebbo221Report them, you gibbon. Anyway, replying to OP: Charlie is who Mutahar wished that he was like.

[@swiffty-21]

@UncleGrandpaUTTP thats crazy

[@CherrrrBear]

lol so true

[@tobyinthebox]

@@gebbo221 i reported them too bc HOLY SHIT very random hate speech and racism on a nice comment LoL

[@JujuGoogie]

About the Luce fly, there is such a thing called a Louse fly? A parasitic blood sucking fly I believe and, no doubt from his other texts, he just couldn't spell something with more than 4 letters in it.

[@roforce2211]

It could also be he tried to write "Lucifer"

[@annetteleggett9854]

@@roforce2211 I think he meant “Lucifer” as well. Speech to text is a blessing, and a curse; especially if you don’t review the text before hitting ‘send’ 😂

[@Lore1.0]

I think he meant "loose fly", but that still can't fix the amount of illiterate text messages he has sent.😂

[@WhoTookQuwhu]

The fact that there's multiple different theories on what he possibly could have meant is funny asf

[@AMarvelousLife]

You're all giving him the benefit of the doubt. I fully believe he actually meant "Luce Fly" - whatever the fuck that is

[@tokencoinlol]

11:29 "and there is joe. who's joe?" Me: "Joe Mama." "Joe mama?" Me: "oh shit."

[@jacobmalof]

That guy sounds life threatenly drunk.

[@buckyyyb]

that’s just how a lot of older people type lol

[@danielnoble1995]

I agree. For multiple days lol

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 💣

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

@@danielnoble1995 Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु ❤️

[@kiwikrg]

Nah I knew a dude in his 20s who types the same, he cannot spell

[@KeemBG]

slithering on the floor type creep.

[@nonameguy155]

Report the UTTP bots for each messages they send, don't reply!

[@solidsnake-er9ik]

KZbin needs to stop this bullshit ​@@nonameguy155

[@FadeRunnerOG]

@@nonameguy155 whats crazy is I get censored for nothing at times while bots like this are fine

[@nonameguy155]

@@FadeRunnerOG actually same as you

[@TheCrescentLune]

​@@FadeRunnerOGSame 100%

[@Conroy760]

I always feel so bad for the people that have to deal with these creeps.

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZbinR).....

[@Tisbilly]

​@@xaf943 Im gonna touch you

[@ILoveBlackOps2]

I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work.

[@ILoveBlackOps2]

I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work. Mind you he did it to some other dude around my age too.

[@WILLIAM05PJ]

​@@ILoveBlackOps2 I love blackops2

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

"You fuckin grabbed neck" has become an inside joke between my friends and i lmao

[@dylanagoblin9298]

Remember if you send crazy messages to a girl, she won’t be the only one reading it. It’ll be all her friends, and possibly Charlie at some point on his channel. Fr I know she was laughing about at least some of this, as scary as it can be, most women receive unhinged messages at some point in their life ESPECIALLY if you do online dating. All we can do is laugh at some of the lunacy :’) or we’ll just cry

[@orokanamame]

I'm a simple guy. I search for partners in my age group, no matter how horny, lonely or deprived I might be. I get a no/seen, I drop it. Really weird how many people manage to fail these two simple steps.

[@SailorMoonLogic]

@@orokanamameI think they take the rejection too personally. They really think their entire character is being assassinated because a stranger wasn’t immediately hooked on them. “I AM A GREAT GUY!!! ALLOW ME TO PROVE IT BY HARASSING YOU WHEN YOU STILL SAY NO I WILL LAUGH AND TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING THAT ABOUT ME!!”

[@LalaDepala_00]

​@@SailorMoonLogic I also think that they actually believe that being mean to women will get them respect from women. The redpill ideology.

[@Swipey900]

I couldn't imagine speaking to co workers like this 😂😂😂 and then see them in person, bro id want to quit

[@spiralsausage]

​@@orokanamame I think what's underlooked here is the existence of personality disorders. I'd bet that the majority of creeps featured on this channel have BPD. I've been harassed by a 'nice guy" diagnosed with bpd & Asperger's and the intense mood swings, obsession, fear of losing someone - it's all textbook stuff. The usually traumatic childhoods behind the behaviour of such people sadly contextualises a lot of this.

[@JrLibra]

i completely lost it at "i served my step father proud" LMAOOOOOO

[@doomhuntress886gaming]

Lmao. Speaking of serving as a bartender...

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

[@daniellacomb917]

This shits fake, charlie getting made up texts theres no way

[@doomhuntress886gaming]

@@daniellacomb917 He finds them on Twitter

[@muse8155]

thats not what it said, the guy is stupid but charlie and yall changing what gets said and exaggerating everything is annoying af

[@deftones8717]

14:42 “This was a loose cannon.” No Charlie, he’s a luce fly! Get it right!

[@Lympthmode]

Bots are late on it today. They fell off

[@dareloewen0471]

11 hours and only one bot comment? deftones8717 fell off..

[@deftones8717]

Wait…. What?

[@infinitybro.4567]

“This is a coworker who’s about to make like an ice cream cone in the Florida weather and melt down.” 😂😂😂

[@MySOAP12]

The "no bitches" meme sold it haha

[@vibawer]

"Yes my friend..." my guy typing like an old mysterious villian is not gonna help you out, you lost your game

[@Krishan-ix6mc]

Wtf​@UncleGrandpaUTTP

[@TatankaTaylor]

​@@Krishan-ix6mcReport them instead of clutching your pearls.

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@Krishan-ix6mc KZbin allows them comments but will mute or flag your channel or comments if enough losers claim you're cyber bullying them

[@KaitoverMoon]

Dude is 1 step away from commenting for "bobs" and "virginias" on facebook.

[@moogaboogaa]

@@Chuck_ELthey’ll protect pedos and abusers but let these bots stay 😭

[@diglet622]

My favorite type of vid ngl

[@Bill_Cipher_ISNOTsigma]

Fr

[@Rosskles]

This stuff fuels me

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

[@SpadezyMex]

This creep's texts are making me also illiterate. Bruh my brain hurts.

[@EvansEdge-v3q]

Brain my bruh hurts

[@eedeeteesb0obao-o944]

“Today we’re talking about text messages from an unhinged weirdo'' said charlie 1000 times

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZbinR).....

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZbinR).....

[@moogaboogaa]

christ these bots

[@venykrid]

​@@moogaboogaaworst comment section on the site, I immediately regret expanding every comment but I keep forgetting

[@crankfastle8138]

​@@venykridmy OCD forces me to to report each one just to clean it up. I can only click on a few comments before tapping out.

[@Scarecrow_555]

This reminds me of that Simpson meme when Ralph fails English and says “Me fail English? That’s onpossible.”

[@sergioventura2595]

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

[@Scarecrow_555]

@@sergioventura2595 I’m learnding

[@_c2]

@@sergioventura2595 "SKIMMMERR" - Super Nintendo Chalmers

[@charliered420]

"I like men now."

[@yeoremuthare677]

Prinskipple Skimster!

[@ledrash6079]

Never seen projection so many times and clear as day.

[@brianmurphy6480]

As a Marine, I disown, disavow, and delegitamize this poseur. I seriously doubt this dude ever made it to boot, let alone up the Reaper. 🤷‍♂️

[@Optimusprime917]

He texts like he goes grocery shopping in the arts and crafts section

[@seventysix2545]

Marines do Love their crayons.

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 💋

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

@@seventysix2545 Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 💙

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

@@seventysix2545 Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 🐂

[@psykol-1]

@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Yeah I don't mind ngl

[@theslapshine9595]

The part where he starts talking about sharing a video of the co-worker doing drugs to the VP of USAA had me DYING💀😂

[@abnushagnasty805]

Reading this reminds me of that Billy Madison scene where the game show host said “everyone in this room is now dumber for listening to it. I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.” 😂

[@gavriloking5637]

hahahahaha great line

[@Releasethebats123]

You get your ass your there and you find that f***ing dog… mid high football rules!!!!

[@solidway]

"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought" 😂

[@MonkeyGng]

Thank god my prayers have been answered because I was actually re binging this series

[@Jinnyfir]

"in the Marines" Ah, the illiteracy makes sense now.

[@bitsofgeek]

I know some pretty smart Marines but goddamn this guy played the stereotype to a fuckin T.

[@Smile4theKillCam456]

Wow, I reely wish i cood reed this massage, I bet it:s funnie

[@dangerxbadger2300]

​@@bitsofgeekespecially the bit of making his 9 to 5 his entire personality 😂

[@Chuck_EL]

I highly doubt he was a marine

[@ninetailedfox579121]

​@@Chuck_ELMaybe his step dad was a marine biologist?

[@telayajackson1.0]

I'm also dealing with this, but by someone else. He keeps contacting me after I ghosted him. The reason was because I told him straight up I don't feel the same way but he kept pressuring me to date him and then he gets disrespectful as retaliation. I told him I need to hang up, but he kept begging me to stay on the phone or he kept talking. I left the phone there while laughing as he thought I was crying. I blocked his number and saw he was still contacting me.

[@gatoblanco5756]

Absolutely not!! Set a boundary and tell him straight up you’re interested and that you wouldn’t like him contacting you anymore!

[@telayajackson1.0]

​@gatoblanco5756 Unfortunately, I did that. He would contact me years later. I even hung out with him once by splitting bills to prove I don't see him that way, and hoping I would like him more. When he owed me money, he thought I was using him for money. He used all of his money for his game card when we agreed we were going to eat dinner, by splitting bills. For me, that's hanging out, not dating. He called it a friend date. The day was fun until that, then it no longer became fun.

[@GigaAndy]

Why not give him a chance? Are you judging him on his looks, personality and bank account without even having a date?

[@Izziepookie]

@@GigaAndyare u joking or..

[@ftrftrftr]

@@GigaAndyyou’re definitely a fat Reddit mod

[@ghost.2527]

The best part was when John came in that genuinely made me cry like Johns one of the most well developed characters in fiction man

[@intuitionexpress7753]

Never stop posting this style video I love them

[@mikadetroid3498]

love when the guys thinks that they’re being “cool” and it just falls on its face

[@xaf943]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥 YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (KZbinR).....

[@onecollective57]

Wtf did I just click on

[@RosaParksWasWyt]

@@onecollective57 based-ness

[@cyberdemon6517]

​@@xaf943hell naw they turned gohan into a youtube bot

[@Nathan_Virica_Comedy]

Contacting someone in the middle of the night, asking to hook up and then giving a proverbial thumbs-down when the answer is no. This guy's basically the real-life, less literate and more unhinged version of Roman in GTA IV.

[@KyleMillllz]

"Served my country and my stepfather well" 😂😂😂😂😭 why is that so funny to me 😭😭😭

[@riiileeeyy]

im dying bruh😂😂

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु 👟

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

🤬

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

😭

[@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ]

🤣

[@cvhaos]

bro is NOT getting accepted into the grammar monitor club

[@ThisIsNotMyUsername]

A 40-year-old speaking to a 22-year-old that way is atrocious.

[@clara5924]

As a non native English speaker, reading his text made me question my English ability. and he is 40yo? chatting like a butthurt teenager. wth with that "served step father well" LMAO

[@silencedKilla]

Well done.

[@moonlit_sky127]

nah man calling him a teenager is too much of a compliment. he texts like he’s twice his age.

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

Did he read a article about how to pull women in "5 simple steps!" And when that failed, he just resorted to harassment?

[@audiovisualcringe]

bro thought he could “Engage physically” and skip “Demonstrate value”

[@ninetailedfox579121]

​@@audiovisualcringeHe just thought it was the ENNIS system, he knew she wouldn't want the D.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

@@audiovisualcringe He went with the ENNIS system once he found she didn't want the D.

[@Venialbartender]

I'm starting to think that the victim is a guy . For some reason

[@Deadpool-Hugejackedman]

@@audiovisualcringe Bro thought she wouldn't say no because of "the implication" 😭

[@katyrebel18]

"Let me out it this way" had me cracking the fuck up😂😂

[@dinoshapednuggies]

Sometimes its hard to type when ur punching the air at the same time

[@Josh10976]

We need as much of these creep stories as possible. I am addicted!!!!

[@Slimeygains]

Why?

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@Slimeygainswdym why

[@Haqueip]

​@@tweenytwinkies "Why you're addicted?" that's what he meant.

[@jesuschrist7833]

“I can read minds. Unfortunately I’m illiterate.” ~Mitch Hedberg

[@terryzhu4028]

OMG JESUS

[@joshfrith3140]

Damn Uncle Grandpa, you down bad

[@anothercomposer7118]

The man himself acknowledges one of the most underrated comedians, may he rest in peace. And may you resurrect again Mr. Christ.

[@cumasternikeepic5276]

@@joshfrith3140uncle grandpa hasn’t been same ever since they cancelled his show 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@lilredd_yt]

14:50 A reading challenge is an understatement.

[@kenny187ful]

Charles how dare uoj, you basic Lucie fly

[@jaysven6153]

Got me laughing hard at 9AM, thank you

[@ExtraDip147]

This is like when a 12 yo tries to flirt with online pickup lines except this one is just creepy

[@bitorange5549]

I read the title as "literal creep".... the irony is palpable

[@TRANSPAR3NT-291]

I had four seizures. Two panic attacks and five stages of grief trying to read that..

[@vincevd]

What happens when you keep clicking the recommended words above the keyboard

[@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS]

The only thing that sounds like something that started to happen was that the same thing happened to me

[@MrGaryYT]

And this is why as active duty Marines, we call them “Weekend Warriors” “Semper Sometimes”

[@Neotheaterr]

Thank you for your service!!

[@briannakubiwood6595]

What's your favorite crayon color?

[@munkustrap2]

Your service is appreciated more than you know.

[@BloodInTheStrawberries]

​@@briannakubiwood6595 Red is the most scrumptious, obviously.

[@iamthehype3684]

"Semper Sometimes" lmfao that's great. Thanks for your service. Also obligatory crayon joke.

[@deleteduser3455]

I just don't understand how some of these are so nuts. I understand accidentally being a creep I understand intentionally being a creep. I don't understand throwing every random idea at the wall and hoping it sticks

[@Edicius_Yelnats]

Bro has the 9 year old child come back “I was typing like that because im mocking you😂”

[@BlackSlimShady]

Basically Jesus at 0:54

[@meodrac]

I missed this series

[@SportsTalkElitist]

They’re my fav

[@congruentcrib]

Anyone who refers to their job as “Blood Sweat and Tears” and is serious about that is probably obsessed about their work. The only people who genuinely spend “Blood Sweat and Tears” are Police, EMS, Fire Departments, armed forces and teachers. I know teachers is a bit of an anomaly but they get paid in coins for going to work and dealing with some of the most annoying people on the face of the Earth (obviously some teachers don’t give a heck and they don’t really get the same prestige as other)

[@xheyimrose]

I'm actually crying laughing at the way *you* read that one section of the text messages " Everyone...? " " _yeah_ " " Are bartending... *FOR FUN* ? " " You are *BARTENDING* for *FUN* !? " " *FHUCK YOUU* ! " xD

[@peacemaster8117]

I'm a bartender and it's often a pretty fun job. I can't imagine actually taking it seriously, the pay is shit and there's very little room for career advancement. It's the ultimate "for fun" job.

[@xheyimrose]

@@peacemaster8117 yeah, he’s actually cringe for how’s he’s reacting to her. A huge *OOOF* moment

[@sandrain1233]

these are my favorite type of videos from you please never stop

[@Silvernwolf]

This kind of videos always gives me two kind of reactions, either I get some confidence or just get creeped out, for this one its a mix of both.

[@wvbwarrior8417]

Why dont they just block them.

[@Rosskles]

Back on Creep Watch, this stuff fuels me 😂

[@lukeumhoefer]

these BOTS bro 😭😭😭

[@SlashinatorZ]

Do you like his Jacob Yerkes video?

[@Genr1kh]

how did he reply after you sent that 8 mins ago and he did 12 minutes ago???

[@bboyleo5620]

Burst out laughing at "So the dam's beginning to break here" lmfao

[@newcrispypretzelchickenfri2486]

No you didn't

[@xaoh2047]

Yeah he did​@@newcrispypretzelchickenfri2486

[@King_Penguin150]

You know how you can tell if someone was in the Marines? They'll tell you about 5,000 times if not more😂😂😂

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Easy stolen valor test: Ask someone in Marine fatigues if they're in the Army. If they go positively bonkers, you found a real Marine, lmao.

[@Neervaanistan]

He’s not beating the crayon munching allegations with that spelling.

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

Also they carry a box of crayons that all have bite marks

[@soez_strg6166]

Just like vegans and trans HAHAHA

[@KAIJU3734]

Ngl moist the greatest KZbinr man.never fails to make us laugh fr

[@Breiden-o3i]

Up up down down left right left right b a select start

[@mikethemilkman5246]

Here are your 30 lives, sir.

[@DoctorBones1]

Tryna unlock the comments cheat menu

[@azouitinesaad3856]

there's a stereotype about marines being illiterate damn this guy is not helping the cause.

[@aimeekatz]

"served my country and stepfather well" [john mulaney voice] Now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that

[@Gamecocks28]

This is my favorite one of these ever. Absolute cinema

[@senmage]

Marines and illiteracy, oorah

[@guerillagorilla4423]

But the real question is: what is the best flavor of crayon?

[@senmage]

@@guerillagorilla4423 i like purple, taste like grape

[@PopeUrbanll]

One time I ate a whole box of crayons in 4th grade the texture is kinda nice 10/10