This Alpha Made Me Laugh Hard

[@jasonolinger7585]

As an ugly guy i can shed some light on the validity of what this guy is saying because when i am in lines people automatically start gathering together and crowd stomping me until i get out of line.

[@aki-senkinn]

man you need to fix your sitting position

[@o-m9v]

Don't care 😂😂😂😂

[@RHhh1008]

this is hilarious 😂😂

[@Bespoke_Builds]

​@@o-m9vr u slow 😂😂

[@carshowprince2]

@@Bespoke_Builds It's a bot.

[@BlitzoTheClown1]

"I'm the leader. I'm the alpha. You all are my betas. I'm the ruler." *I said as they put me in this weird white jacket that restrained me and rolled me into a padded room*

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉::::::::::

[@Sumde]

@@o-m9v Its a youtube comment, Didn't ask for your opinion either. edit: i know its a bot i reported it don't worry 😭

[@ranobirbanerjee8396]

Who asked the guy above me

[@iamhereblossom1588]

@@Sumdeit’s a bot . Report and move on.

[@aothethuc2197]

The "didn't ask" guy is a bot, report it

[@JustarLad]

When I wait in line, I have so much aura and so much sexiness coming off of my body, they separate like knights lining up for the king to walk across the red carpet. I immediately mew right in front of the cashier before she says “Marry me!” She then pays for my chipotle burrito bowl and walk out like the true alpha male I truly am.

[@Chesslover69420]

Ikr

[@ΧΥΜ]

poetic. love u

[@Stierlitz-z2s]

Where can I buy the course?!

[@Lilbsack445]

Cap im the alpha

[@alphakowaclips]

I laughed so hard i started choking 😂 thanks for the laughs

[@LeoCoot]

There's a Family Guy episode where Peter becomes beautiful, and they let him cut in line at a supermarket. Maybe that's where he got the idea.

[@AntonioGomez-n4k]

what episode needa watch that

[@ryeguy7505]

@@AntonioGomez-n4k "Hes too sexy for his fat" S2 Ep 17....Even doors open for you when your beautiful!

[@LgzBrunson]

@@AntonioGomez-n4kSeason 4 episode 7

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Yes

[@rosiered3403]

And they let him into the beautiful people club.

[@TheRakel55]

Can confirm the person I said bless you too on the aisle over was attractive, made 7 figures, and had a 6 pack…. I could just feel it.

[@stoned_saiyan710]

I assume you gave the alpha your wallet too, it would be the only right thing to do.

[@JayR-jo9]

Yeah that was me. Thank you for reassuring my amazing good looks. Been a couple days since I received a bless you. I was starting to doubt myself. Now I can be the 6 figure alpha male I’m meant to be

[@IdleHawk7]

he was short though, so I had to tell him he was an 8. almost forgot to do that phew

[@RoachVanilla]

Did you even see him sit?

[@UkraineJames2000]

@@stoned_saiyan710 "He'd probably spend it better than I could"

[@AwooPatrol]

The only true test of unattractiveness is whether small children call you ugly

[@owengraziano7288]

This comment is the best 😂😂😂 so accurate too

[@zaingamingtv2242]

Bro small kids call everyone ugly 😂

[@Blundergus0]

@@zaingamingtv2242no

[@catsare2cute943]

This is genius 😂🎉

[@jazzydragon4498]

Unironically children are very honest 😂

[@ggregg2667]

I always thought I was ugly but MULTIPLE people said "Bless You" today when I sneezed. True story I swear it!

[@Joeydoestuff]

Ahem. *achoo*

[@yungdoreos3083]

​@@Joeydoestuff bless you

[@fruit-punch-samurai54]

​@@Joeydoestuff bless you

[@styxxalembers]

@@Joeydoestuff Bless you

[@waxtrax_]

@@Joeydoestuff Hey there good lookin

[@VueiyVisarelli]

"It ain't nothin' you can work on, you just short." *SAVAGE.*

[@joeg5414]

he should have replied "well I've got good news...you can work on yours by going on a diet"

[@chatterjee8454]

But he asked her opinion about himself, so she was just being honest lol ​@@joeg5414

[@screaminpman]

She was negging him 😂

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

@@joeg5414 she never asked him to rate her body though, and making unsolicted comments about someone's body is a shitty thing to do. He on the otherhand specifically asked her to rate his body and she was honest and gave him a high rating (8), she just didnt think his body was a completely perfect 10, which is fine because its very rare for a person to be able to achieve a perfect 10/10 body, some of it is just genetics (e.g. height). She did nothing wrong, she just doesnt think his body is absolutely perfect, which is fine, that doesnt mean she thinks her own body is perfect. If he asked her to rate him and then got mad about her not rating him a 10 and insulted her for being fat because of it, he would have come off as very insecure, salty and pathetic, you cant just ask people to rate your body and then get mad at them for not giving you a perfect score because they have certain personal preferences (e.g. height).

[@Albin_09]

@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oyheight has nothing to do with body

[@elijah-e4n]

One time I was at a self checkout lane and a lady let me cut i originally thought it was because i only had one or two items but ig it was bc i look stunning

[@yeweston1411]

King shit 👑

[@ScaryMango6755]

Ur so alpha

[@midnightaurora9483]

Thats so hot bro

[@Paiwhz]

@@ScaryMango6755thanks

[@Silverado._]

So sigma😍

[@TikkiNikki]

Charlie acting humble like He doesn't get to skip the line

[@craigmusa2254]

What line?

[@williammaurice7206]

He doesn't leave his properties.

[@bellex3]

@@LaughitysA true alpha wouldn’t misspell “you’re”

[@matthewthompson3830]

Rules don't matter to an alpha you beta.​@@bellex3

[@SourCookie90]

​@@Laughitys Ok "alpha", a "true alpha" wouldn't misspell "you're" and wouldn't say "didn't ask" like a grade schooler. Do your homework; Now that was the correct usage of *your*, pay attention in class. It could benefit you. Also you're not a fucking wolf

[@alyasfukename3355]

I am not attractive and I get nice favors a lot. Here's the trick- act like a decent person and you'll receive it in kind

[@dontmisscontent]

Yea some girl when all I had was 75cents gave me a jack load of donuts and kolaches with drinks for Free just asked how much were they couldn’t afford one didn’t complain joked a little helped out with the trash and BOOM💥 kindness and talking to a person with respect gets you a long way when you do it unknowingly I don’t have a dollar to my name it gets tempting at stores to sneak a drink ngl but I always ask first and it NEVER fails even if it’s just water god works through people 💯🙏 praise GOD

[@maxfortefan2947]

@@kuromimmiwhatever you say, cause we know that words matter more than actions

[@michaelturley8222]

@@dontmisscontentJack load sounded more promising than it ended 😂 Honestly I think pretty privilege is more advantageous than people think but this dude does take it to hilarious levels. “You pop somebody…oops, cops right there! He’s gonna look the other way if you gotta a 6 pack”

[@phoenix402]

​@@maxfortefan2947ah yes, the actions of a stranger on the internet you'll never meet. it goes both ways, you know. you cant prove they're lying either.

[@Godzilla_Star_Eater]

Are you denying the halo effect, even though it's scientifically proven and there are TED Talks about it from attractive people acknowledging it as a privilege? You are committing the just won't hypothesis fallacy. Acting decent won't necessarily yield results. At schools, the kind kids with ASD get bullied while the bullies with NPD and psychopathy get treated well.

[@mynameisyoshikagekira949]

As someone who used to suck up his advice like crazy, now that I’ve grown older and wiser, I think people like him are among the worst on the planet.

[@prioritisingprofit]

Grown older? How long this guy been around..i thoughe hes new on the scene

[@lightidentity]

@@prioritisingprofit bro meant older as in 2 months older

[@DeckoBoy99]

how old are you again? 5?

[@xxaymanking3513]

@@lightidentityhahahahahahshahahagagshahah

[@isacc_3939]

“now that I’ve grown older and wiser” 😎😎😎😎

[@PsittacusEbrius]

i sneezed during my final exam today and nobody stopped focusing on their exams to say "bless you", am I cooked?

[@heyspencuh]

extremely!!!!

[@mkm7251]

There was never any hope. I’m sorry, bud. For real, though, I’m sure you look great, king/queen.

[@gayshit6230]

it never began

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

Oof, yeah your situation looks very bleak

[@Bloxy_Fy13607]

It's over.

[@nightshard7651]

I remember him saying 100,000$ a year is poor and been clowning on him ever since

[@o-m9v]

@@nightshard7651 Didn't ask😂🎉::::

[@riotman3579]

Let me guess he want people to get a higher salary by buying some book from him.

[@nahidkamal3218]

​@@o-m9v found the dudes alt.

[@chrisstanley9477]

He also said if you're not working a minimum of 80 hours per week you ain't a real man lmao credit where it's due though his livetreams are comedy gold.

[@jamieb7304]

HE DONT KNOW U BRO

[@whoareyounumbertwo]

charlie's just spawning random objects in his room now

[@notwez]

fr

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉::::

[@godusopp2013]

​@@o-m9vwho asked you to comment

[@davidthecommenter]

he pulled out the GMod prop gun

[@BACONISCOOLBRO]

@@godusopp2013 Dude you fell for him 😔

[@shadhin.2038]

11:06 Them biceps caught me off guard

[@ky1ewithsty1e]

Charlie's jacked but never mentions it because he's not like these influencers 😂

[@Mr.Eminem]

​@@ky1ewithsty1e that's not jacked...

[@SpookiDummy]

@@Mr.Eminemhe is jacked dude

[@editzz_3641]

I've been watching Charlie for like 6 years now and I didn't even notice 😂

[@neebling]

Same! Dayum.

[@NotShaikan]

This is how the whole "men mistake politeness for interest" thing gets perpetuated

[@cometstardustxd8835]

Not me, if someone is nice or whatever I don't see it as interest, and it happens rarely to me so when it happens I'm stun locked

[@devonrickett7692]

“Ain’t nothin you can do you just short” I’m short and that was still fuckin hilarious lmao

[@Fritz_Jaggerjack]

I'd go with maturity and general self awareness over height. It's just preference, and she's not wrong.

[@bluetiger2468]

@@anxiety Dude, she rated him a 8/10, that's pretty high. A 10/10 is "dream guy", if she is attracted to height, then yeah, he will never be a "dream guy" to her. But you know what? People aren't expecting to date a "dream guy" or "dream girl", because it's just a fantasy. At least she's being honest, and she is probably self-aware enough to know he would have given her a low rating if he was rating her, so why should she stroke his ego?

[@gayshit6230]

@@anxiety but she can lose weight whenever she wants. you can't gain height when you're short. and she isn't trying to make herself more attractive.

[@Chillipowww]

@@anxietyit is kind’ve serious really

[@exlpod]

​@@anxiety you're a weirdo

[@spookyspooderr]

As someone who lives in the south, we usually don't even look at the person who sneezed. We just hear it and "bless you" comes out naturally

[@dizzyforyou9469]

YUP! Don't forget saying "please and thank you" all at once when asking for something to be done lol

[@Tdfries]

Thats pretty much everywhere

[@Sandorabl]

That's because everyone's pretty in the south

[@anxiety]

Fr

[@ScaryMango6755]

Omg all ppl in south must be so hot

[@juelanthony]

Thank you for calling these guys out they spew a bunch of nonsense and lies that get people questioning their sanity it’s so toxic.

[@Pavic559]

Grow some hair

[@nicksmithnutmilk]

His normal videos are great though and he speaks facts in those

[@GovernedChair93]

​@@nicksmithnutmilk u are cringe man...

[@GovernedChair93]

​@@Pavic559 grow up incel 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731]

@@nicksmithnutmilk No elaborative examples

[@SoullessGinger1313]

My husband has early onset Parkinson's, which can occur in your 40s or so. If he is with me and doing ok, I let people with fewer items in front of us because, although he looks fairly fit, we tend to be a little slower. If he is having a bad day and the tremors are severe, sometimes people instead insist on letting us go ahead, or I ask if he can sit down while I check out. I'm going to tell him next time someone lets us in front or tells us they will pray for us that it is because he's an alpha.

[@Pink_Floyd-ll8lq]

Instead just tell him he’s an alpha now lol

[@Gchildwarrior]

Your husband is a true king 🗣

[@wildeskompositum9556]

I have people letting me infront alot, ig its not bc they buy stuff for their whole family and i have a chocolate bar, its bc im a greek god

[@Autism_moment_of_all_time]

True boss🗣️

[@NITR0NAGINOSS]

​@@wildeskompositum9556Same i get that so as to Greek gods we should kiss but it's not gay bro, we're just above the rest bro.

[@pixel8119]

as a burn victim I always thought I was hideous but all the people telling me "bless you" really made up for my lack in confidence!

[@JimmyKrochmalska-f7p]

now you have abs, make 6 figures, etc and etc

[@Neutrino939]

Whats up with the lightskin stare ma boi

[@leonrothier6638]

Difference between being simply ugly and actually being disabled or victim of a severe injury

[@MohamedGmes]

bless you is not equal to you're beautiful, so sit down buddy.

[@Neutrino939]

@@MohamedGmes youll br burned soon dont worry lil bro

[@twigsz1]

An ominous black cupboard just showed up out of nowhere

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉::::

[@Ostnizdasht206]

Real life prop hunt.

[@Gotmeinmyvibe]

Nobody cares

[@normall9320]

it was in his last video too, you're just late

[@ATerribleFate.ButAGreatStory.]

He is assembling his shelf of 40k as the God Emperor deserves and Charlie must assemble. 🙏

[@tanzeemshahriar9162]

I wish people would hit the books like they hit the gym.

[@assasinsjeff]

Aghhhh hahaha 😂

[@baileydonohoo7139]

I'm 16 and look back to a year ago and cringe bc I liked this stuff, but then I realized, this isnt just an insecure teen thing, there are GROWN ASS MEN elbow deep in this garbage

[@shaansingh6048]

insecurity doesn't go away as you age, it's just that adults who work on themselves like they're supposed to have less to be insecure about.

[@Integritys_Sum]

Omg HOW were you into it?

[@matthewunderwood7154]

​@@Integritys_Sum idk kids are dumb but he obviously grew out of it quickly which is great because a lot of people don't

[@ii_caelus_ii]

I'm glad you became self aware homeboy, a lot of young men genuinely never escaped this kinda thinking 🙏

[@baileydonohoo7139]

@@Integritys_Sum extremely insecure and willing to do anything to be the ideal "man"

[@ytmndan]

I didn't believe that sneeze thing at first, but I recently started following up on all those seemingly polite blessings from shorties with a "ay yo bb u want sum l8r?" and now my calendar is FULL. I can't freakin WAIT for allergy season! LFG

[@seb.6927]

real

[@andrewkoster6506]

Oh no you cracked the code and now we have to share the baddies

[@enmaibed]

The true alpha

[@Qayo]

ACHOOO

[@vman99]

Usually when somebody lets me go ahead of them in line it’s because I’m only buying 1 or 2 items and they have a basket full of stuff.

[@bilbobeutlin3319]

No, you're just hot

[@sadcantalou]

wrong, youre beautiful

[@rustyshackleford6637]

Oh come on don't be so down on your looks like that you're probably a 10 and you don't even know it (lol)

[@DaSofaSurfer]

U hot af

[@ozanpress]

So buy fewer items in order to be alpha 😂 and say no to shopping carts😅

[@Infleshrjx]

You know you're cooked if penguinz talking about you

[@diefronald2653]

not really

[@sl4y3r4L]

​@@diefronald2653yes really look at sneako

[@MohamedGmes]

you are not cooked, penguinz looks like a trans woman so it ain't nothing to be scared off.

[@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731]

@@diefronald2653 This Is what you would say if you ignored the countless video summaries of Charlie doing exactly that

[@dearGOD101]

​​@@diefronald2653fitxfearless livestreams are comedy gold ngl😂

[@Richie___Rich]

“It ain’t nothing you can work on, you’re just short” fucking killed me lmao

[@bananaman4613]

Same I was laughing for like a minute straight 😂😂

[@tommyfanzfloppydisk]

me too, died laughing, also i thought Wailmar would have gave him a 10 too because of "realistic expectancy" but nah, so it was even funnier.

[@DJNeonistPurple]

​@@tommyfanzfloppydiskWAILMAR LMAOOOOOOOO

[@escopeto7849]

Can you hear me laughing from down here? Fool sounds like he's been cucked by a fellow 5-footer.

[@majestichotdog1195]

its so great cause he fishin for ego boost and she probly hit him where it hurts without even trying

[@nicern_lp_rp_gtrxxx5420]

As an ugly person, I waiting in line once and everyone ran away and they closed the whole store down and then a attractive person came and everyone cheered and they opened the store again

[@Gibchange]

Bikini bottom vibes

[@callmekitto]

It's true I was the store

[@TheZapify]

Can confirm, he was super attractive

[@windy8544]

yeah, i ran away when i saw this guy

[@stephenhughes5156]

You're welcome.

[@Crazy_RandomPerson]

I’m the alpha

[@jinnieflix]

nuh uh i am

[@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498]

I am not alpha male person

[@WhyamIinYourfeed-q5n]

Oh ok

[@macer10111]

I’m the leader

[@WeLoveIsoh]

IM THE ALPHA, IM THE LEADER, IM THE ONE TO TRUST

[@gameboydadtm37]

My brother who is gay said that guy is gay and he’s always on point about that

[@ThatShitGood]

Based

[@hakaibunshi]

What happens when a bunch of attractive people have to line up? I need answers

[@LilSleepDoctor]

The universe collapses on itself or something like that.

[@Goated_king.kendrick]

The order in the line is based on attractiveness. They'll stop everybody from checking out so they can spend half an hour ordering everybody

[@Selloca]

It becomes akin to a yugioh card chain

[@brionnedrew]

That’s when they pull the rulers out and start measuring each other’s faces eugenics-style. Whoever’s face is closest to the golden ratio gets to skip the line.

[@gayshit6230]

@@brionnedrew they don't have to use rulers, they can just look at their faces and see if they like them. that's what humans evolved to do. the ruler is for studying the exact features, not for deciding based on some arbitrary presupposed standard of attractiveness.

[@macbooky-hy8si]

Bruh Exactly. It doesn’t matter who you are, gender, race, age whatever, just be a better version of yourself for no other reason than to be happy with yourself. --- The Strongest People are the ones who are still kind after the world tore Them apart --- As I grow older I am driven by this quote rather than some sigma or alpha shit

[@nociceptors]

exactly!! BE GOOD FOR YOU, AS YOU. be kind and ever-changing for the better.

[@DiMECallofDuty]

Amen, the world has torn me apart but I am still kind

[@mrtrollnator123]

FACTS

[@MusiciansRule07]

"If people don't like you cuz you're bein' yourself, FUCK EM!"- Bernie Mac

[@yung_Latios]

Preach brother

[@IQBosh]

2:11 one day a nice lady decided to help pay for my food out the blue and i was sure she just thought i looked homeless or poor

[@steffanlukas]

real

[@Sstandard_]

One day a lady paid for my consessions at a theater because i only had cash and they accepted card only and she even bought me bigger sizes than the ones i was gonna buy. When i offered to give her my cash she told me to keep it and i used that cash after the movie (ATSV) to get flowers and stuff for my mom. To this day idk if she felt pity on me because i was 14 going to the movies alone or if she was just being nice but i didnt really think about it because i didnt see anything wrong with me being alone at the movie theater. Also today i went to the bowling alley and i ordered cheese fries and they gave me two extra sides of cheese with my fries already covered in cheese. I didnt eat the extra cheese but it was nice to know that they were considerate. I believe im an attractive guy but I dont think my level of attractiveness is what got me extra cheese. I think what this guy fails to realize is that people can be kind just to be kind, and that while your level of attractiveness can be a factor into how kind a person is, it is not necessarily always the defining factor. Strangers are going to base people off of their looks because that's the only thing they can see, but it doesnt give you a higher status. Attractive people arent going to just get every opportunity ever.

[@Sstandard_]

I AINT READING ALLAT

[@lasagnewolf]

That's what they want you to think, she might have been hitting on you.

[@TylerDollarhide]

​@@Sstandard_either you forgot to switch accounts, or you have *early* onset dementia.

[@maggies380]

This same guy does live streams giving dating advice and it’s absolute gold

[@sl4y3r4L]

It's mostly him getting trolled by KZbinrs and streamers tho

[@aldorio6332]

He is so alpha that he pees on his residence to mark his territory.

[@ferretyluv]

I told my fiance to try that to get our dog to be less pee shy when he was a puppy. Didn’t work.

[@stevepk5421]

they give em a lil suck too

[@KatherinePetersen-wv3np]

alpha men and their egos need to be studied immediately

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉'

[@LegoMyEggoYT]

their*

[@danielcooper7586]

Thank you i came here for that​@@LegoMyEggoYT

[@Rawwdogg_teet]

They have been. Look at any research on psychopaths.

[@KatherinePetersen-wv3np]

@@Rawwdogg_teet yeppp

[@Malignant_Tumour]

i see that Charlie’s pocket dimension of a room has materialised some more items

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉

[@Pacif]

Go away bot

[@Pacif]

@@o-m9vbot replying to bots 😂

[@Pacif]

And I guess I’m relying to a bot 😂

[@doorknob7420]

i read this and thought of a comment but its just this comment rephrased badly great comment! yay!

[@PAGANS.EXPOSED]

The issue is that this has actually destroyed certain peoples self esteem

[@EmoPeter2000]

I think he's convinced himself that he is helping them. Forcing them into action.

[@LemonnoLime]

as a pretty ugly guy i can confirm if i sneeze i get shot, if im in line people start pointing, laughing, and booing me, if i am in public people will walk up to me to tell me im ugly and beat me up, this guy absolutely knnows what hes talking about and i dont have an 8 pack so people hit me with chairs

[@maaavss]

Sad:'-( . They also do that with me

[@rozy111]

his tiktoks are funny af 😂😂 ”these girls want duke dennis not me”

[@MusiciansRule07]

Duke is Chill AF and has a GOATed friend group. Smash.

[@tarmatic1]

whats his name? the tiktoker's

[@aidanlee8666]

@@tarmatic1fitxfearless

[@_dani__]

​@@tarmatic1 Fit x Fearless

[@Stormzyyyyy]

@@_dani__ BRO HES AWESOME ONLY LOSERS GET MAD AT HIM HE IS RAGE BAITING BUT HE ALSO HAS SOME GOOD ADVICE

[@Tiffanye2o]

"It ain't nothing you can work on, you're just short" fucking killed me lol.

[@billnyegamerguygaming]

bot

[@rielaxault]

​@@billnyegamerguygaming The black dude in the video or the comment?

[@seekiwanis]

@@rielaxaultboth😭

[@TomieTwentyFour]

@@rielaxault both

[@brandonransley7091]

I got hit the crossfire, god damn.

[@LucyHeartfilia9942]

As a Muslim guy who has been receiving blessings from strangers since childhood, I can confidently say that I was destined for success, blessed with the foundation for six-figure achievements and six-pack potential since the moment I came out from my mother's womb 😼

[@NinjaJay2001]

0:19 Charlie treats alpha males how those same alpha males treat women 😭

[@kevinvieira1684]

It’s like that enlightened meme, Charlie is the most enlightened

[@pokemonfan8020]

They don't treat women bad tho..

[@idontknow2469]

​@@pokemonfan8020 is this a joke 😭

[@uceoo7790]

@@idontknow2469it’s the truth they’re lame asf but m9st of them treat women good

[@layton6202]

@@idontknow2469nah not like anime fans treat women

[@Princess_of_cute]

The worst part is, that they seem to have am audience, because if they wouldn’t, they would have stopped at some point. Makes one feel bad for anyone believing what those guys say

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉::::::::::

[@willoworm]

unfortunately they target insecure young men looking for someone to blame for their problems, and that customer base is endless. there's a huge overlap with nazi ideology for a reason

[@legion_0890]

I’d say the difference is while Fit may have some less than ideal takes sometimes, he does give genuine and good advice and has helped people with whatever problems they have, whether it be dating, their financial situations, etc. I don’t know if you’d care enough to look him up, but his name is Fitxfearless

[@legion_0890]

I’d say the difference is while Fit may have some less than ideal takes sometimes, he does give genuine and good advice and has helped people with whatever problems they have, whether it be dating, their financial situations, etc. I don’t know if you’d care enough to look him up, but his name is Fitxfearless

[@Dmaj089]

​@@o-m9vif you aren't a bot shut up, you can't go on commenting the same thing over and over

[@ThePotatoad]

We just need to start asking kids whether we're ugly or not. Those lil walking truth spewers will put you in check REAL QUICK. WITHOUT attraction bias!

[@JackLee-d9b]

On second thought, maybe don’t go and ask kids if they think your attractive

[@ThePotatoad]

@@JackLee-d9b Just ask "am I ugly", what are you on?!

[@kajiaq8985]

Kids don’t understand facial aesthetics only if you have a low trust or high trust face

[@ThePotatoad]

@@kajiaq8985 Kids are short not stupid. I'll trust them over any adult's porn brained opinion.

[@teresaelizondo373]

​@@kajiaq8985 that's a much better skill to be honest.

[@hikarumatsu]

“F&ing cartoons don't even have that happen” 🤣🤣🤣 1:48 Took me out bro, thanks for your realness, smarts and efforts 🙏

[@Sbchewie]

2:58 wizard throwing potions out his cloak

[@Laughitys]

im a strong alpha who gets woman and not you.,.,.

[@Makav11i]

That’s his newly unlocked emote

[@Redacīed]

​@killahawks0 yooo new Charlie emote just dropped

[@cyberturkey77]

return of the mud wizard

[@klimics4280]

These comments are good but this is the best comment so far

[@isaacaguilar8288]

The black cupboard in the back was a jumpscare

[@Therioumlocation]

How? That makes 0 sense

[@SelanonsPets]

@@Therioumlocation99% sure that's a bot comment

[@Pacif]

Bruh fr

[@Gotmeinmyvibe]

Nobody cares 😂

[@confusedly-y6m]

I think that might be the bottom half of a titan or knight. And I think I see some Necron stuff above it.

[@3LDINO]

Im always impressed how dystopian the world look for this people. Imagine living in a world were people doesnt say bless you JUST beacuse you arent attractive.

[@anthonybarrett1988]

Remimds of that anime that if you are ugly, you are sentenced to death by photoshoots

[@itshyeh]

@@anthonybarrett1988wtf lmao what anime is that?

[@slavsit7600]

@@anthonybarrett1988 whats the name

[@realsellersuniversity]

@@anthonybarrett1988 lol whats the anime

[@sr32qawrq]

@@anthonybarrett1988 Lookism?

[@8ctoboy]

0:36 imagine if modeling agencies or high end fashion companies started casting people based on if they get to cut people in lines 💀

[@nichenrik]

11:06 The biceps have gotten bigger!

[@littleaxtedeath]

Sleeper build activated

[@VladimirGlutenಠ_ಠ]

dude is still tiny for 10 years

[@flow_amv1525]

@@VladimirGlutenಠ_ಠand you just gave off tiny energy 💀

[@Sergioisdead]

It definitely has. Especially the bicep short head peak. Moist is my favorite natty

[@mancheifer]

Bro overtraining his right arm somehow

[@TheLindenbeat]

Alpha male lifestyle coaches should just mail themselves to the real world...

[@o-m9v]

@@TheLindenbeatnobody cares 🍉🍉🍉

[@TheLindenbeat]

@@o-m9v go make another ohio skibidi sigma AI minion video

[@massivman5649]

@@TheLindenbeat hook line and sinker...

[@TheLindenbeat]

@@massivman5649 I didn't start using the internet yesterday I know what hes trying to do

[@charliethechunkygamer1257]

real these people have cringe supepowers not even public nuisances give me this level of cringe . quite remarkable their cringe must be studied .

[@moonlightuwu3252]

“The better you look, the more women are willing to go above and beyond to show that they appreciate you” Truly one of the best quotes from Alpha Male.

[@o-m9v]

🍗🍉👨🏿‍🌾

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

@@o-m9vChicken, Watermelon, farmer. What did you mean by this

[@zombieoverlord5173]

​@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 It's rascist stereotypes. It's just a troll ignore them.

[@Nativeebets]

A black emoji too ol Boi racist AF ​@@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587

[@rovrkitten8570]

@@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 I think he’s calling him black(chicken and watermelon are stereotypes for black people)

[@godofgames2846]

11:07 Yo nah you can’t expect me to not see that right and left arm difference 😂😂😂😂

[@espiritucallejero9127]

7:13 5’6 gang let’s gooooooo

[@Bax.ter70]

I’m in it. I’m also 14

[@user-se9bt6lt2w]

@@Bax.ter70you got time

[@OuterSpace90]

​​@@Bax.ter70plenty of time to grow then. I was a short king for the longest until like 17 where i went from 5'7 to 6'2 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@superman5150]

@@Bax.ter70 and you aren't grinding 80 hour work weeks and pulling 9 figures yet??? Gotta get started now, bro! 🙄😂

[@anxiety]

I’m 5’9 gang 😢

[@eirikjormungandrson]

I sneezed, and someone said bless you. While it was a boost to my confidence, I'm a bit concerned, since I live alone...

[@cameronevans9461]

Underrated comment

[@SargonPG3D]

This guy has a 5-year-old’s idea of what a man is “Big strong daddy goes to the business factory where he makes a lot of business and money and abs and women and and like-“

[@-schattenpflanze-3755]

Uhm yeah hes a Redpill youtuber thats what its all about

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Itssgundamn: oh my GAAAAAWD that’s how I think

[@kevinleewilliams5119]

He isn't wrong about attractive people being treated better though lol haven't heard anything else from him but yeah it's silly to pretend everyone gets equal treatment.

[@constellationorion8679]

@@kevinleewilliams5119 well these commentators all take it way too far. Especially with guys, just being physically attractive won’t mean anything if you’re rude or can’t handle yourself

[@markymark443]

While it is an undeniable truth that people who are considered attractive much more frequently get away with things that someone that looks like me never would be able to (same applies to rich and/or famous people), this guy’s theories are unbelievably silly and he should be made fun of.

[@mohbis]

as a handsome fellow, I can confirm that when I enter a business everybody starts to bow down and worship me while showering me with hundred dollar bills

[@MohamedGmes]

its not attractiveness that makes people bow down to you, its MONEY.

[@generalno181]

Dupont method

[@McCheeseincakes]

A real man doesn't judge other men by the way they look, but by the actions of their character.

[@mayorgazm]

cope

[@Red-st1dc]

it’s just a service. if men are coming to him for advice. what’s your issue? penguin is pro use of hormone blockers for kids but not grown men choosing to be judged. his agenda is telling

[@naveenkumar9215]

​@@mayorgazmwow so alpha!

[@jimmyjiang6808]

That doesn’t even make sense😂, a man can judge other men however they want and there’s no “real man” everyone is real

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

@jimmyjiang6808 thats a fact

[@mcm309]

Thought I was ugly and poor but now I see I'm average. Level up!! So encouraging.

[@KT-ni4lq]

The picture of will in the "little girl" stance, and jada in the "man spread" pose is priceless.

[@jessicaeverly47]

"He's gorgeous, give him all our loot"😂

[@itsturtwig1001]

Everyone knows these signs only apply to you if you have 5 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

[@behrooz6675]

Hello TF2 Medic Competitive player.

[@behrooz6675]

Sup

[@behrooz6675]

Tf2 Comp Folk

[@beepboopbot]

I don't remember where I heard this phrase from but it went something like "Calling yourself an Alpha is a really Beta move. Show, don't tell."

[@conniescrustycharredcooter2476]

My great g-ma had a saying, "those that have it, don't talk about it". Because they don't have to, it just shows

[@luckyinky7849]

​@@conniescrustycharredcooter2476 wise great grandma

[@TamerChris]

Yeah, if you got a big junk, show it, don't tell. 😂

[@nikko.lottsahcocc6917]

Gen Z is suffering from lack of basic schooling and basic parenting in their upbringing, the term alpha male is meant to describe a male with natural leadership abilities commonly recognized by others.. for some reason over the last decade or so "alpha male" meaning got washed over and redefined as some brash loud roided out frat bro with never ending confidence all derived from his six pack and latest bench press weight which is greatly exaggerated. LoL The fact that young AMERICANS are calling this dude for "alpha advice" is sad, troubling, and a very bad look for the modern young man of the USA.... Thankfully it's only a few lost souls contacting this loser for advice but ill be blunt, FREE HIGH SPEED WIFI CONNECTIVITY IS RUINING WESTERN SOCIETY - Back in the days of dial-up NOBODY with an IQ under 100 was online !!!!!

[@charliethechunkygamer1257]

or the phrase "actions speak louder than words " you can act like a gentleman and not announce it to the world yet they would see you as a gentleman , yet you could call yourself a gentleman and be a jackass and no matter how many times you say "I'm a gentleman" you will still be a jackass .

[@jeffellefson9445]

“These girls they want duke Dennis not me it’s not fair”😭

[@galaxyborderline9075]

1:50 I'm a women and I never give my friends expensive gifts because A: I'm broke, and B: I actually prefer to make my friends things. I do a lot of crafts and stuff, and I think a gift that's homemade and unique is worth more than anything money can buy

[@alisonmolina6670]

haha same, that's so weird. It honestly sounded like they were expecting a sugar mommy instead 😂 I also prefer homemade stuff! Baking pastries, embroidering clothes, making plushies, painting them something, giving clay trinkets, etc. it's just more personal when I can personalize it exactly to the person's likes imo

[@ImGettinWeird]

You're more than one person

[@AnimeNewsRadio101]

This…. Perfect. ✨

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

The hardest I've ever fallen for someone was for this 5'9" guy who was living with his mom and had just been fired from his job. He was one of the biggest dumpsterfires I have ever come across-- had this really awful shoulder injury that he kept putting off getting treatment for and it was directly impacting his ability to do the one thing that was making him money and was kind of falling into that rockstar rabbithole where people were telling him he was the shit and he had a hard time not letting it get to his head. He had lost a bunch of weight and was doing better but hed done it in a really unhealthy way and was paying the consequences of that. I loved him though. Everything about him. His dorky smile, his silly mannerisms, everything. He was really self conscious about his excess skin from the weightloss and I thought it was cute. He was bright, and cheery, and passionate, and loved interacting with the world and meeting people. Never met someone like him before. I think about him a lot.

[@1Phire]

alain delon, francisco lachowski, thom strjid, broderick hunter, lorenzo zurzolo lookalike its over... james sapphire mog

[@Soumyadeep-u6b]

​@@1Phire Weirdo comment

[@UnderworldNox]

If you liked him so much then why did you not bother?

[@Pswayze23]

Every successful and handsome guy has to have that kind of personality.

[@Bowtiewashere]

Hope you and him had a great future!!! 12/23/24

[@djahman8501]

This ''alpha male'' shines when he answers phonecalls/zoom calls, it's pure comedy 10/10👍😄

[@Shrekmate]

That's his niche

[@dearGOD101]

Lemme see the physeeek

[@baka1949]

Over here, people will almost always let you cut in line as long as you ask and explain you are in a hurry. If you are really old and have difficulty standing, you don't have to ask. I guess old age and aching limbs just go hand in hand with attractiveness.

[@NarcoticCat]

Pack it up boys THE REAL ALPHA HAS SPOKEN

[@o-m9v]

Didn't ask😂🎉

[@teal_m_101]

@@o-m9v Bold of you to assume people cared whether you asked or not.

[@skittle5888]

@@o-m9v we do not care

[@casanova-wd1cl]

​@@o-m9vDidn't ask if you asked

[@strawbvi]

@@o-m9vu been saying this to every comment on this vid .. holy unemployed pls get a hobby bro .😭😭

[@sporkcheese6649]

I usually let people go before me if I'm at the checkout because I live nearby and don't really care about waiting more. It's really just an excuse to spend more of my time outside. But I wonder if anyone ever thought "Hm.. They must have let me go first because of my alpha energy and great charisma, also how good looking I am!".

[@nabi-red]

Bro saw the handsome Squidward episode and really thought "wow this is so sigma"

[@kevinleewilliams5119]

Its always the guys with the anime profile pictures that have to cope hard when a dude tells them that looks and physically traits are so important in how someone treats you.

[@mysteriousknight3182]

Anytime someone let's me cut in line it's at the dollar store when there's one cashier. I have a single soda and they're buying groceries for the week

[@Yaser-ih2cx]

Charlie, speaking of hair, let me offer you some unsolicited advice as a barber - next time you see one, ask them to trim the bulk of your hair since your ends look pretty thin. It'll make your hair look a lot fuller too.

[@susangirardi3655]

Quit using shampoo or heat.

[@alisonmolina6670]

I thought I was the only one noticing his hair looked a bit haggard. I'd probably recommend a trim too, with some extra virgin oil hair care routine and braiding his hair whenever possible (especially to sleep), at least that's what I do with mine 😂

[@stephenhughes5156]

I was thinking the same thing. I also suspect that he is maybe washing it too much. I don't think he should neccesarily quit shampoo like another commenter said, but in general probably best to limit it to 1-3x a week.

[@zachyoung4496]

4:50 “you have to make more money” they cut off the clip tho he’s really trying to tell you to make more money to give it to him so he can teach you to make more money

[@AndresinReal]

So, is it like Minecraft's multiplication glitch or...

[@FF7fan384]

So you can give that more money to him

[@justbereal388]

I’m ugly as fvck but I get “bless you” nearly every time I sneeze

[@maxfortefan2947]

cause they feel sorry for you, they think god didnt bless you 😂

[@justbereal388]

@maxfortefan2947 that’s hilarious response 👌😂

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

@@maxfortefan2947 wtf

[@snr_sksk]

​@@maxfortefan2947oh lord

[@Rubenz343]

@@maxfortefan2947 damn 💀

[@TriPvein]

the true alpha is the friends made along the way

[@CarpeNutella]

He bought an empty Louis Vuitton box online is probably what actually happened

[@henriquelambcastellanos8439]

he took it from the trash

[@kevinleewilliams5119]

I known it's hard to fathom but women do buy gifts for men they REALLY like lmao come on now! You guys are pretending like everyone gets the same treatment.

[@ravendow]

“People only say bless you when you look good.” Can’t lie this psychotic I even hear a sneeze I will say bless you because it’s nice, it’s effort into something even if it’s little, and a sign you have a soul.

[@zsweetxdreamzz8224]

Fitx talking about women and they really treat you differently if they're attracted to you like the dude in front of me at subway yesterday he was sir but I was hun lol or when I sneezed last father's day when my girl and I were out we had no napkins and the chick behind me gave me hers and made me sleep on the couch

[@apsey3596]

It all makes sense now. The necron monolith in Charles’ room has slowly summoned things through its eternity gate - including the lower half of a warlord titan

[@orang7789]

Trazyn is moving some of his collection to Charlie’s room

[@apsey3596]

@ 🤣🤣

[@johnhenjum6610]

He actually does help people. I’ve watched a few of his videos.

[@dsweet5859]

Some of his advice helps, but a lot of the crap he says is completely false and derived entirely based off of his narcissistic personality

[@izzzzyyyy]

1:48 the episode of Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz made the inator that made him look good and everyone treated him better

[@Westleymiller1343]

I feel bad for doofenshmirtz

[@frozenfactory04]

Penguinz0 was wrong on that one. Just one small blunder to make the joke work.

[@Drulou]

@@frozenfactory04he’s not wrong on that lol

[@cooler5827]

3:58 Thank you for the new meme, Charlie.

[@nuclearocean]

It's not dumb on his part though. It makes guys lacking confidence question themselves even more. He's basically shaming them for made-up reasons so they trust him more and swallow up whatever he says. A simple yet disgusting scam

[@Vincent_A.]

A confidence man who takes away the confidence of men

[@shayer8117]

Made up reasons? Are you on the crack? If they come up to him for advice being fat, ugly and out of shape, living with their parents then he has all the reasons, why would he lie? Y'all dudes just be coping at this point lol

[@shayer8117]

Also, every time when the attractive guy comes on the stream he actually telling them good job and stuff, same with the dudes who make decent money, y'all just be focusing on the negative side of him lmao and also... how is that a scam? He literally give advice for free on his streams, you only have to pay him if you want private coaching which is always optional and not required.

[@Vincent_A.]

@@shayer8117 Hark, the hapless fellow in question reveals themselves.

[@shayer8117]

@ Buddy, you’re prolly a bum in real life and that is why you need to make fun of it to have the reason to cope, it’s okay, bums are needed irl too, cheers

[@idiomz8834]

Dude the perspective you made about how unalpha these fools really are DISCORD MESSAGES lmfao the scary thing I remember being an insecure kid and this bullshit could definitely work with the young and vulnerable.

[@Zyruss22]

Yeah the only time I let people jump in line is if I have a shopping cart full and the person who I let jump in front only had a few items. Or at the counter to order and I don’t know what I want yet.

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

4:38 bro doesn’t know the difference of net worth and income

[@TheMisterGuy]

That was awesome, how he just switched the two like they're synonymous. But he did get one thing right: If people aren't telling you how attractive you are, you may just be average looking. Most people are average looking, and therefore won't draw a lot of unsolicited comments about how hot they are. Checks out.

[@jjakie07]

That's just another sign that he's handsome. Knowing basic financial terms is an indicator you might be ugly bro.

[@marlonthomas8042]

Just commented this Thanks dude Glad it wasn’t just me that noticed Use the terms interchangeably showing he doesn’t even understand his grift

[@ChromicClaw]

@@TheMisterGuy Most attractive people aren't being told how attractive they are directly

[@TheMisterGuy]

@@ChromicClaw "Most attractive people aren't being told how attractive they are directly" That's a good point, nobody gets told flat out "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO HOT". Could we give the benefit of the doubt and interpret it like...people talk to you in a way that suggests they're attracted to you? But your point is still there, that even if you are good looking, people aren't letting you cut in line and fawning over you.

[@BenjaminTipsin]

Ironically, these are the guys who will probably end up alone.

[@GrantArthur-l2u]

Hey Charlie, I wanted to say that I’ve been watching you for a while and you’re amazing! Keep being you bro ❤❤❤

[@Himoth-s1n]

11:05 absolute sleeper build 🙏

[@hypedhcr2]

yeah he's always had a crazy sleeper build

[@SpiffyWiffy-e3n]

Notice the right is bulkier then the left...😏😂

[@Himoth-s1n]

@ how it should be 😏😂

[@Grasscentral4705]

Glaza

[@Himoth-s1n]

@@Grasscentral4705 u glazing me glazing someone else tuff

[@Iuwl]

That cop who let me off with a warning must've thought I was hot stuff. Should've known he was flirting with me

[@everybodylmao]

This joke doesn't really work cause cops actually just do that

[@yugsgnihtdabseoD]

@@everybodylmao joke ruined

[@TheShiningSpace]

Dude saw that episode of Doofenshmirtz becoming handsome and turned that into in perspective on life.

[@deadbeatm]

The whole sitting tutorial part had me in tears 😂

[@williampatrick8080]

4:05 Charlie randomly giving us another meme template 😂😂😂

[@yaboiedgar]

fr

[@Insert_clever_name]

Charlie !! I have mad body issues with the way I look without a shirt. Hearing you dog on this guy made my day bro, thank you haha

[@ericg4626]

Holy shit the sneezing thing is so funny I can’t even express how hard I laughed at it

[@DailyFluid]

I can agree with him on the sneezing one. Whenever I sneeze everyone around me says bless you.

[@CantTellYou]

They must be saying “bless you for being the richest, tallest, most attractive person I have ever seen”

[@theproblem9938]

Damnnn bro you’re very attractive. Every time I sneeze everyone starts beating the shit out of me. Last time I sneezed some dude stopped his car to get out and spit at me

[@mikealaniz7236]

ppl dont tell me bless you they just get down on their knees and bow to me 🙇🏻‍♂️ and frantically pray for me 🤷🏻‍♂️ im just that alpha