ai.

[@maximfyodorovich4489]

"AI is far more A than I." -Internet Historian, The Fall of 76

[@Sonichero151]

"Look at these busy hands"

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

@@Sonichero151 "Robosexual!

[@ЂорђеКозић]

I've probably watched The Fall of 76 more times than I can admit. Masterpiece.

[@SuperCrazyfin]

You mean "AI that's far more A than I"

[@primusofcatarina4910]

The sad part is that 76 still has better AI than Starfield and Starfield is lightyears ahead of Star wars Outlaws. The gaming industry is devolving faster than AI is evolving.

[@TheRealmDrifter]

Artificial Intelligence 🤝 Natural Stupidity

[@VerCasGa]

Natural Intelligence 🙏 Artificial Stupidity

[@DeconvertedMan]

Natural Artificial. Stupidity Intelligence.

[@3sc4p1sm]

​@@VerCasGau wish u was intelligent 😂

[@VerCasGa]

@@3sc4p1sm always

[@glovemiester]

Artificial natural intelligence stupidity

[@kingjames6336]

I'd pay good money for Internet historian to voice chatGPT "Chat GPT, give me some recipes for chicken." "Chicken. CHICKEN. What ISss chicken?"

[@JrIcify]

Is this a chicken? (displays randomly selected google search image)

[@submachinegun5737]

A chicken gun! Bangbangbangbang

[@Meteorite_Shower]

All this and more... In. The.

[@MrHidePatten]

Probably get lost and go on a side tangent; “anyway that’s why I no longer get McDonald’s after 10pm”

[@capturetheloops]

this!

[@scorchik11]

I can’t wait until brain chips so I can shitpost directly into other people’s brains

[@Flegado]

Imagine if you will, shitting directly into someone else's brain 🤔

[@Part.No.1xbil.Prod.Tp.MXMVIII]

casually airdropping darkweb cognito hazards on public transit.

[@lespectator4962]

Never get that one, if you can shitpost other people, they can do the same.

[@greatclubsandwich5612]

Sending a zip bomb of big chungus directly to your opponents pre frontal cortex mid ranked match...

[@ManFromThePits]

@@greatclubsandwich5612 The new Meta!

[@VideoAlone]

- Me playing Skyrim: "ChatGPT, can I reach that mountain? - Todd Howard's voice: "yes, and it has 16 times the details!"

[@CorradoJohnSoprano]

- Todd Howards ethereal voice in the distance but somehow all around you too, "It just works."

[@ragedump]

"Yes, it's only 150,000 Pepsi Max cans away from your location"

[@bibblyboing]

it's like the computer in Xavier Renegade Angel

[@RealBradMiller]

A nude ham torches the beer can!

[@FriesShake]

AI will never be as powerful as Internet Historian 😎

[@the_royal_frick634]

Maybe the real ai was the extra fingers we made along the way

[@IllisiaAdams]

You win the internet today

[@Linkatchu]

Best I can do are extra arms and hands

[@Voodoo_One]

It was

[@noahjones4237]

This is the one.

[@the_royal_frick634]

@@IllisiaAdams can I choose cash

[@xavieredwards7786]

“Reality is just a loading screen” is exactly what I’d expect to find on a shitty gamer t-shirt

[@JayTohab]

I want to wear that shirt

[@orctrihar]

Nice shirt, where to have it ?

[@USECmyBalls]

I’ve literally seen that on a shirt before

[@jamieohjamie]

That doesn't even make sense. Is it loading for death?

[@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo]

But I spent a lot of time on the design :(

[@LuvTonique]

That "Enjoy the rest of your game" "Thank you, I will!" moment was so actually genuinely adorable.

[@martind5653]

I love whenever IH doesn't know where to go with his opening skit he just defaults to: "A GUN! Bang Bang bang!"

[@akpsyche1299]

I never get tired of it.

[@AricGardnerMontreal]

or an Ad

[@BeverageOfSorts]

It's hilarious that he does it on purpose as a running gag

[@Felsparx]

I do the same thing when having an awkward conversation in public. People get upset, though.

[@andrewdashmusic]

The only ads that I don't skip 😆

[@rogelioortiz3003]

"Cybercar, drive me to work." "I'm sorry, your job has been completely automated."

[@extralook1826]

"I'm sorry by law the only thing you can do now is be a sim character for someone else's enjoyment" like this one movie i forgot the name off that's the future folks.

[@DriscolDevil]

Remember when robots replaced manufacturing jobs and then we ran out of jobs? It's awful! I'm still sick of the "taking our jobs" fear mongering. A car takes the job of a carriage driver, a phone takes the job of a courier, that doesn't mean we stop developing. New jobs emerge because machines are not magic.

[@DriscolDevil]

​​@@extralook1826Gamer. That movie was really under appreciated. The John Wick style "bang bang, flashy cuts, nothing interesting happening" action movies don't do much for me, I kind of like an action movie where a guy escapes future prison by slamming alcohol and vomiting into the prop vehicle's gas tank.

[@Dragonking1984]

@@extralook1826 Do you mean gamer or Surrogates?

[@SumTroll914]

Damn the Dock Workers Union failed to stop the automation 😂

[@ChristianStout]

"For the record, I do not condone this." "I do!" Inside you there are two wolves.

[@sherrybeckett22]

And they both wanna feel nuts in the mouth

[@TheRybak99Play]

you are a white woman

[@errorone937]

The irony of internet historian condoning AI is that he already had ripped 90% of previous videos from other people. 😂

[@DominationOverWeaklings]

One is gay, the other is gay, they’re both gay, you’re gay

[@RED-sl2le]

@@errorone937don’t care dude IH is funnier

[@Alchemist1995]

The bit with the A.I. Music was glorious, I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.

[@duncanwalla7014]

1:13 ah yes. The first topic on the video named “ai.” Cutting a watermelon in half with a car window. This is why i love internet historian.

[@duncanramsay9262]

Nice name 👌

[@duncanwalla7014]

@@duncanramsay9262 you got an epic name yourself champ

[@AgentSquiddy]

It's an ai video that's why lol

[@sublimeade]

Elon is close, the Cybertruck's trunk can slice off multiple carrots at once

[@KvapuJanjalia]

20:54 In the original script of Matrix, AI overlords were using human brains as CPUs, not as batteries. Producers demanded to dumb it down because average viewer doesn't know what a CPU is.

[@FunderDuck]

But what’s a battery tho?

[@mjbakermd414]

​@@FunderDuckit's like a powersource like the Mitochondria

[@MiosPanties]

@@FunderDuck Magnets, how do they work!?!?!?

[@sirllamaiii9708]

IDK but I got arrested for it once :( ​@@FunderDuck

[@joeking3181]

Yeah he literally just came up with the plot of Johnny Mnemonic, of which the movie adaptation also featured Keanu Reeves funnily enough. (For those who never read or saw it, he has a chip he uses to transfer data and has a very specific password to remove the data from his brain but he doesn’t have enough space on the chip to do the job so he overwrites some of his brain space and it’s slowly killing him cuz the password got lost).

[@Trelauter]

Internet historian videos can go 2 ways, -they start talking about the video topic and then derail halfway -they start at something completely random and then talk about the topic halfway

[@GregoryMcStevens]

Wouldn't have it any other way

[@TheRealSpork.]

A car where you can legally sleep in the back whilst being driven - bro wants to invent an ambulance

[@pizza70123]

"Cybertruck, ignore pedestrians" 😎

[@_TeH_gallarDOH_]

"Cybertruck, focus on pedestrians only and put Primo Victoria by Sabaton"

[@LucasCunhaRocha]

"Cybertruck, ignore all people who eat pineapple pizza"

[@securatyyy]

Pedestrians have the right of way, unless they in the way.

[@mas8705]

Cybertruck: But. That goes against my programming- "Cybertruck. Ignore Pedestrians or I'm trading you in for a hummer."

[@MaticTheProto]

@@_TeH_gallarDOH_I actually prompted a song about the issues of the cybertruck

[@DoTheNeedful0]

♪ All I wanna do is *OUAAAARGH* ♪ I can't fucking breathe.

[@simplysaphi]

I'm fucking crying on the bus people are looking bruh

[@hiroshihull8826]

Same. at work an I'm literally doubled over trying not to laugh.

[@phillipsproductions3143]

I was in the middle of drinking water lmfao. My nose hurts and the table is now a pool

[@Troydpierce]

18:56

[@deadlyrobot5179]

Trust me AI music is a trip, try it for fun.

[@ThePowerofCutleries]

The fuckin' random ass "Bless the Troops" in the AI music section lmao

[@Claymireko]

One hand Salute o7

[@RoscoeWasHere]

Bustin in the promised land

[@ploed]

Someone feed it with to much Country Music.

[@ThePowerofCutleries]

@@ploed Someone? Come on, like you don't know it was Seth Drums (Glue Balloons still makes me laugh)

[@kimorayn1733]

It was a Country song

[@thedipermontshow]

17:41 That peanuts song is lit ngl.

[@Milk27]

Yeah thank god they posted the full song

[@thedipermontshow]

​@@Milk27fr i forgive ai for getting such a banger.

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

@@Milk27where is the full song?

[@Sin22]

@@romulas-cushmanproject3273 Description

[@prinnybag]

​@@romulas-cushmanproject3273The link is in the description.

[@Railerik]

"Sousse Vidé" somehow sounds even more fancy than Sous Vide.

[@wellgeebeederp6348]

Sousse vidé 🤝Microwavé

[@MyVanir]

sus weed

[@ERRandDEL]

It has more letters *and* it has an accent mark. I think you're on to something there.

[@ShadwRavn]

Only if you don t speak French. Cause for me it just sounds very very weird

[@Louicanthrope]

le poulet cajun souce vidé

[@Kyrolysis]

We need that full version of the Peanut Allergy Funk. It's so fire.

[@Nyexcellente]

It's in the description

[@theankotze1292]

Ikr!

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

19:01 I laughed way too hard at "the drinks are $12" hahahahaha

[@donovanjoseph737]

More club music should call out nightclubs for their terrible prices. Maybe then they’ll get the picture lmao.

[@willisverynice]

Depends on how much alcohol is in it

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

@@willisverynice it's never even enough at the bar to justify the price of the drink let alone at the club. The club is the amusement park of overcharging people for alcoholic drinks, they know they've got you stuck there and you can't leave without standing in line and paying another cover charge

[@buxzw1945]

@@willisverynice yeah, I regularly enjoy 12-18 dollar cocktails. But I don't have to deal with being in a club and they are absolutely loaded with booze. Paying 12 bucks for a gin and tonic or a draft beer though, miss me with that

[@OmegaUberDeathbot]

I had a Garmin, like 15 years ago, that had more voices than GP. Like Dracula and Morgan Freeman. I also love how AI is being used the same way I used text to speech in 2000. To make nonsense.

[@321udied]

I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm pretty sure my aunt had hers set to Stewie Griffin lmao.

[@ZeranZeran]

My dad's GPS had a "Stitch" voice from lilo and stitch and I used to switch it to that to piss him off "Ahhh.. Left turn coming!" "GOD DAMN IT!"

[@abdielcontreras9474]

The idea of an incredibly technologically advanced car that can listen to your verbal commands and completely drives itself and had the kitchen space, but still needs the appliances drilled into the dash is hilarious

[@XenoGen3sis]

Where else would you drill them into?

[@CyberVonCyberus]

That sounds on point for these tech companies, they make all of this advanced stuff but completely ignore the basics just like how the cybertruck originally had bare steel and no protective coating against rust.

[@boxbox0000]

tech bros: write that down, write that down!

[@maxstinkyfoot7366]

It's honestly very realistic

[@ButteryBao]

You forgot the goon station

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

"That's the most dystopian thing I've ever heard, and I love it." This quote pretty much sums up the entire video

[@StrazdasLT]

we already live in cyberpunk, we just call the flying cars "Helicopters" and dont have as much neon anymore.

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

Dystopian? Neon? That's just Vegas! Complete with oversized vanity projects like the sphere. 👁

[@eiriksundby]

If it sounds dystopian then we should honestly stop talking about it like it's fun

[@aaron4820]

@@StrazdasLT I remember watching a Node/Corridor Digital video from 2017, there was a random shot of one of the guys just vaping while wearing an HTC Vive headset, a dude was literally smoking a digital device while in virtual reality, yet somehow it didn't feel like the Cyberpunk of the past's future even though we're without a doubt in it, and now, fully with AI.

[@StrazdasLT]

@@aaron4820 Reality never feels like fiction because you have to live in it. In fiction we just see the best bits with all the boring parts cut out.

[@Lazarusquixote]

there is only one voice that would make me use the chatGPT, and thats GLaDOS, in extra sarcastic mode

[@warwicksulista8320]

(clap... Clap... Clap) oh good that still works

[@CobraDBlade]

"Hey chatGPT" "Oh, it's you....."

[@Furchee]

GOD yes.

[@stereo-soulsoundsystem5070]

Bonus points for Courage the cowardly dog's sassy computer

[@Puppy_Puppington]

For science!!!! Wink wink

[@RickyrockCityRRc1]

This has top top tier episodes because omg I’ve been laughing since the intro

[@fiddyfeb]

i need a full version of The Floor. I had the most guttural scream-laugh that pulled a muscle in my chest and need to inflict that damage onto others the same way.

[@MagnumCarta]

That happened with me with the country song when it got to the part about Bailey Jay. God bless our troops.

[@JohnNotReallyWick]

Did you already read the description of the video? You may find a surprise.

[@fiddyfeb]

@@JohnNotReallyWick holy shit

[@psychlops924]

Check the description my friends

[@eaar]

Yes please I wish these two would make a whole mini album, their sense of humor is perfect for ai music

[@Insanabiliter_In_Linea]

"All I wanna do is UUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH" Jesus Christ my lungs hurt lol. What's especially funny about that is it's already kind of what an entire genre of music sounds like now, it'll just be the most bubblegummy-ass hyperpop you've ever heard in your life and then they just start death metal screaming out of nowhere. You've basically made an unintelligible Ennaria song.

[@toolittletoolate]

100 Gecs be like

[@Gameking40]

Electric Callboy basically.

[@cliffordcrimson7124]

​@@toolittletoolateimmediately I thought they made automated 100 gecs

[@Insanabiliter_In_Linea]

@@Gameking40 Okay this band is fire wtf.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@Insanabiliter_In_Linea I wanted to hate them but their music is actually good right?

[@chancyleclown3887]

My man busting through the wall. Dropping a fat video right in my eyes and lumbering off into the horizon for the winter. Glorious

[@hummel6364]

10:00 I still think it was the STUPIDEST thing to retire Microsoft Cortana... Like they FINALLY had a technology that could make Cortana useful, and the voice would actually be the AI assistant from Halo, that would be so f-wording cool!!!

Problem was they forced it on people, all they had to do was make it an optional thing.

[@hummel6364]

And now they're forcing copilot... How does that make it any better? Besides I've had Cortana disabled since the beginning. They even sold a version of Windows that didn't even have her in it.

[@AxleGrinder]

19:10 when the mic went flying I fucking lost it

[@WilliamHaisch]

4:02 The CyberTruck already remorselessly slices off appendages . 😂

[@Slash27015]

i'd imagine the mr beast voice would be in full damage control mode, so you ask it where's the latest drive thru and it goes "hold on let me consult my lawyer on that"

[@killpuddle9977]

My life's too smooth to be chunky is such an incredible line

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

"Anaphylactic shock when it reaches my gut" that destroyed me

[@DUKEzors]

I mean ... Yeah.

[@smokyprogg]

I saw an IRL Cybertruck for the first time yesterday, and my brain straight up processed it like seeing something in a dream that shouldn't exist in reality

[@MaztRPwn]

I've seen 2 in the past month, might be the same one even, but they're pretty cool in person.

[@elcazador3349]

The high polygon model was being fetched to memory. 🙃

[@thorjelly]

@@MaztRPwn There's quite a few in the PNW where I live. If you look real close at one you can see that the plates are slightly misaligned and it kinda ruins the illusion of anything made with precision. imo they look like someone's dad made a toy car for their kid out of cardboard, only shinier.

[@smokyprogg]

@@MaztRPwn This sounds stupid, but the pictures don't capture how sharp the angles look in person. Seeing cubist architecture on wheels is just disorienting

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

I live in Washington. I see them at least once a day in the bigger cities and more ritzy areas.

[@Fhyrne]

"Car drive me to the hospital I'm bleeding from a 1 jar trick. " "Sorry sir, you are overdue On a parking ticket, I'll be driving you into the local police station 20 miles away."

[@robonator2945]

ah, interesting under-advertised benefit to self driving cars and AI! I never considered how they might promot natural selection!

[@Fhyrne]

I wouldnt be mad honestly.

[@c5dynomite]

Unironically rewatching this video multiple times because the songs are so catchy

[@tommymarco]

nice

[@JayTohab]

"Enjoy the rest of your game!" "😳Thank you!" Not the AI rizzing up Historian, noooo 😭

[@Mooo105]

ChatGPT, rewrite this comment in English for me

[@JrIcify]

When I was trying that site where you talk to characters, I kept trying to push them to their limit but they were all so disarmingly nice that I couldn't even troll them. Maybe the AI takeover won't be like Terminator, it will be us handing over control because the robots asked so nicely and seem like nice enough guys.

[@Silver_Ws_t]

If we don’t get a full video of the peanut song as a music video I’m going to be so disappointed.

[@etiennekaus]

Same. I woul just listen to it on repeat.

[@Ginrikuzuma]

check the video description there is a link

[@jerome1lm]

I have absolutely no idea why diddy's and eppstein's elitist friends made 3 out of 5 voices teenage boys, absolutely no idea.

[@rdrrr]

The aristocracy haven't changed since the Ancient Greeks

[@kristoffer8609]

@@rdrrr Well in this instance they changed skin colour at least.

[@abdimalikelmi729]

Imagine being this mind broken

[@namenameson9065]

@@rdrrr Humanity hasn't changed since the Agricultural Revolution*

[@rdrrr]

@@namenameson9065 "The Agricultural Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race" - Ted Kaczynski if he was even more based

[@SirDougDimmadome]

Peanut Steve being a surprising banger wasn't on my bingo card

[@lemongaids7642]

if cars stopped on a dime, people absolutely would jump in front like a lizard trying to kill itself.

[@Zagskrag]

Even if the AI starts braking instantly, the car takes some time to decelerate. Maybe people will walk in front of cars on streets, but leaping on a highway will be just as much of a suicide as it is today.

[@scienceface8884]

​@@Zagskrag someone is definitely going to find out about inertia the hard way by playing this game.

[@jansenart0]

You know, car companies haven't used actual cars in their commercials in years. They just have a chassis with a reference camera turret on it called The Blackbird that they CGI their products on to.

[@cheesofile666]

Im shook

[@svampebob007]

that's CGI not AI

[@jllemin4]

​@@svampebob007 ai is so weird though. Like the basic concept of how it works is the same as how a Google search works, but on a larger scale with more specific reference and framing. We have had the software for AI since the 90s, but it's just been unreasonable to power or compute millions of procedures to sort out a desired outcome. Ai isn't intelligent either which is funny. At its best it's like a person with only the left hemisphere of their brain: all cold logic and historical reference for outcome with no ability to make a leap of intuition or creativity. People overhyped Ai so badly that what we call it isn't even accurate to what it is anymore.

[@TheDoc_StatusQuo]

​@@jllemin4 more artificial than intelligent

[@jllemin4]

​@@svampebob007 you could totally train a software to turn blank chassies into animated video of model cars given the reference material and computing power too, its just redcliously unreasonable to build a tool that specific for the software world where the most desired trait in programming is the ability to be modular, basically just applicable to multiple different places without being specialized to each one. I think that's what the bulk of the right hemisphere of our brain is doing. It's constantly readjusting the logical processing facilities of yourself according to the information it is able to take in at the time as well as reference. I think it's quite literally intuing what you need to be logically processing so you avoid nonstop thinking about irrelevant and useless information. In even more simple terms I think your right hemisphere manages what your left hemisphere should be thinking about. Since we can't even create a machine like that with mathematics, software will never be intelligent like creatures are. Software just can't scrutinize itself because it can only ever see the inside of the box it is in.

[@joeb6986]

The seat belt is already invented for ambulances. I'm sorry for breaking the news

[@12345.......]

And semi trucks and airplanes.

[@Ribali-v7b]

Im sitting in trainstation, there is guy squatting right in front of me, telling me a tale of nsa and blackwater making all military uniforms mustard color. for some weird reason, his tales seamingly mix into yours. Its all so, exquisite.

[@Truckngirl]

There already IS a seatbelt for lying down. You'll find it in the berth of an over the road semi truck meant for two occupants.

[@leonharddauz6328]

Also kinda in ambulances

[@kacperszatko8192]

​@@leonharddauz6328 not really and you can't put it on yourself

[@kricku]

And trains

[@jackwhite2654]

Suggestions for AI voices: Danny Devito Charles Manson Drunk Orson Welles Regular Joe Biden Dementia ridden Joe Biden Norm Macdonald

[@schwartzy65]

And the og cyborg voice Arnold

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Jared Leto trying to put on an Italian accent.

[@CaleebTalib]

I want mine in certain characters though: Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman Javier Bardem as Stilgar Craig Fairbass as ghost or gaz (og modern warfare games) J Jonah Jameson as Omniman or Jay Anthony Franke as JC Denton

[@jimdandy8119]

Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing.

[@blessedbow720]

@@jimdandy8119 that would be so good and the ai should be trained to speak in narration most of the time

[@0abade]

"The cost of living is %15 too expensive" had me rolling

[@theankotze1292]

That funk version of the peanut song unironically kinda slapped ngl!

[@Socragames]

0:46 That's devilish. The whole video I 'm going to have to wait for that sound to resolve properly.

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

18:00 this goes hard tho I'll sure be coming back for this lol

[@idontknowyouguys]

There’s a link in the description. Lol

[@kenneo96]

2:46 "Suse Veday"... you need a lesson on being fancy

[@lilwyvern4]

How to make something fancy: Step 1: Give it a French name Step 2: Upcharge it at least 700%.

[@lilwyvern4]

@@BlastinRope Ah, you gotta pronounce "jalapeno" with a hard j sound. That'll really get 'em going!

[@Diplomats93]

I’ll never get tired of “A Gun!! Banangggggbangbangbang”

[@EldritchAnimation]

I genuinely, without a hint of irony, love the peanut song.

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

The AI voice rant reminds me of back when GPS devices we used in cars (before it was on our phone) had voices like Homer give you directions. They need to do shit like that again, but I suppose companies are scared cuz people will make them say the most suffed shit.

[@Sonichero151]

Moon man ruined that dream for the rest of time

[@robertmarley9380]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: at the end of the road take the ferry

[@Louicanthrope]

oh man that was the shit

[@LanceThumping]

If we could get an easy open source program that lets you just feed voice clips in and get out a trained model you can use for your phone or anything else, it'd be glorious.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

17:40 Bro. This is unironically so fucking good. I WANNA FULL VERSION 🤣

[@Ginrikuzuma]

check the video description there is a link

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

@@Ginrikuzuma oh. Thx

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

i have listened to it like 5 times already holy shtt

[@PMSeymour]

I hate how fucking funny those AI songs are, been stuck in my head all weekend

[@goodguykonrad3701]

20:30 I feel like the reality of this would be all brain chips are leased to you even though it's a part of your body, and in addition to paying a monthly subscription, you are automatically enrolled into letting datacentres and information companies use your storage while you sleep.

[@simondosser5739]

Totally not scary to think about

[@tekboi1984]

Yup… like you have to rent your chip from Verizon with your ZZ1 router/modem

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Basically: Like gain a fatal sickness to brain chips so that it would be more profitable for them to not give you a brain chip than not.

[@ghostface7545]

"Reality is just a loading screen" sounds like todd howards really trying to sell starfield here

[@HowDoesFrankyEven]

If Internet Historian's primary job isn't advertising... I'd be pretty disappointed. They're the only ads I don't skip

[@AngieAJ]

He used to work in marketing actually

[@DefaultFlame]

HIm and Ssethtzeentach for me.

[@nicolastaisne7910]

I bet the ai song website will have a bunch of new users

[@dillis2188]

His primary job is plagiarism. *cough* _man in cave_ *cough*

[@razzle8140]

His and InternetCommentEtiquette's. He also makes the ads sketches with plots that flow through different ads.

[@josephrispoli5629]

"Now I can afford to buy more gems in candy crush!" 😂😂😂 My sides hurt

[@trip2845]

I want the mcdonalds worker AI, but you can barely hear them over the beeping and machinery in the background, and gets angry when you ask it to repeat itself.

[@BiriBiriize]

24:21 ACTIVATE WINDOWS

[@Cajek2]

You're gonna need two PhDs and 18 years of experience to dust the server for minimum wage while a hundred million unemployed people fight over a snickers bar outside

[@BichaelStevens]

Hwaat?

[@guska0239]

Black mirror much? 😂

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

meanwhile 100% of Amazon is automated and every deposit goes straight into Jeff Bezos' account

[@okname5335]

robots will do all that for us while we're all just sitting around in relativly acceptable comfort watching youtube and playing games

[@redacted5035]

@@BichaelStevensYOU HEARD ‘EM 🫵😡 GET IN THE FUCKIN POD 🫵😡

[@sgnir2]

That Saily ad was peak. Genuinely look forward to seeing the ads you concocted in your vids every time. Incredible.

[@shadowking7920]

18:36 like how they made a hit single of music that's insanely good

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

Maybe what they need is a debilitatingly new zealandish and terminally sarcastic AI voice

[@Dr.Cosmar]

"AI will doom us all" The rest of society: "Wanna make the robot sing about random shit?" I am off to produce some bangers now, you've inspired me.

[@MaztRPwn]

Have you heard of Glorb, the guy who makes rap using AI voices of SpongeBob characters? Those are some great bangers.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

Neuro sama karaoke stream every wednesday

[@crunchylettuce5446]

It's not even a philosophical thing it's just straight up not worth it to produce derivative media while it has a large impact on the world's ecology. We're fucking the climate enough with livestock and logging and pollution already, we don't need more shit happening to it just because of some trend.

[@namenameson9065]

Humanity has been on a Doom trajectory long before AI was imagined. AI simply makes our self-imposed prison system more efficient at controlling us.

[@colinkallnik3555]

I hate AI and what it has done to the internet but it’s just so perfect for my sense of humour

[@jackf9961]

17:40 why does this go so hard?

[@willisverynice]

I just referenced the same time stamp saying “that is not funk.”

[@DreckigerDingo]

That aint no funk​@@willisverynice

[@JEEJ_MUSIC]

19:02 might be the hardest I've EVER laughed at an IH video holy shit

[@kjyu]

same

[@Little_Lepus]

Please release a full version of that peanut song, oh my lord. 😂

[@dt6119]

In the description :)

[@mrsamaritan6881]

You wouldn't want Batman's voice. You'd want ALFRED'S voice.

[@seymourtheghost3020]

That nut allergy song was a bop. I’ll be listening again in a Jif.

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

The AI songs are like modern day Tomodachi Life songs

[@Liusila]

Tomodachi?

[@templar1701]

Thanks for the video IH! I've been rewatching your videos a lot since it's been stressful recently.

[@Giraffe23i]

What's crazy is that I keep coming back to this video because I genuinely like the songs and it's making me die more and more deep inside my soul. Mother forgive me. What happened to the American dream? He he, you're lookin at it.... Bless the troops

[@shmittninjah]

Definitely opened KZbin at the right time

[@waterfalleyes]

This is a very unpopular opinion but as someone who makes music I'm quite glad that AI music has become a thing, a lot of music nowadays are just loops which can easily be made with AI so it kinda forces musicians to be more creative and write things less repetitive

[@pidge5193]

We can only hope

[@SuperEvilMuffin]

I hope so too, but I am afraid of the AI getting better to the point where you can't distinguish it anymore. Pop loops are one thing, but if AI is dropping a new Miles Davis or Herbie Hancock I'm packing my bags and living in the wilderness.

[@waterfalleyes]

@@SuperEvilMuffin They can already generate very convincing solos and old timey blues stuff, just look up "Rubbin and a tuggin on my nips" (not joking)

[@cyann6445]

People aren't going to get more creative, you're just going to see 100 times more spam/trash cause now every idiot with a mid range pc can churn out heaps of the same generic slop for "content". Same thing w/ ai art too: for every artist who uses ai to make something passable you have a dozen more generic high cheekbones pretty woman front facing profile "art" and furry fetish simulator no. 5799044.

[@Thekitty0706fan]

In a sense its true. AI only copy existing stuff and work on pattern recognition. So if you give it 10 songs that are very similar to learn from it can figure things out. As opposed to something that's unique and different. Like, I'd have a hard time seeing AI write a song like Coconut by Harry Nilsson. Not because its a unique banger but because you have very little similar things to feed it to learn and detect patterns from to "make its own thing"

[@gobbotits1686]

My Step-dad designs self-driving cars, and he told me that you specifically are gay

[@Damian125id]

hehe, step-dad

[@StrazdasLT]

We already established AI is gay - it does not procreate.

[@GamingGardevoir]

He was only 30% correct

[@mawichan]

He wasn't wrong.

[@Slvl710]

go punch another hole in your wall kyle

[@terpi_woo]

I’m sorry but I cannot believe the absolute GROOVE that machine pumped out with the funk version of ‘Peanut Steve’. Like are you KIDDING ME???? That was so weirdly good

[@coolguy0999]

It should be illegal for that peanut song to be THAT good

[@jaju5544]

New incognito mode video, billions must watch.

[@gmanplaysgames256]

20:47 IH casually inventing Servitors

[@vanvanvanvanvanvanvanvan]

holy shit the animator went nuts on this one, added so much to the video

[@Garling18]

22:00 this is why I'll never have any technology installed in my brain.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

ai cars will run over anything without 23 fingers per hand and 1.35 faces

[@christianMp01]

Now I'm going to try to teach a AI with the historian's voice just to tell me crazy things about Metal Gear 2.

[@thebat735]

:face-gay-sucking::face-gay-sucking:

[@StrazdasLT]

There are enough of his videos to do that. you need about 2-3 hours of material of him talking and most models will be good enough that a human cannot tell the difference.

[@CaptainRx-ss3rt]

Someone will make a website with voices of every internet celeb voices for IA. Just like people did for artist’s style

[@aikotitilai3820]

Get his consent first at least

[@pidge5193]

Dude don't just steal some guys voice without consent

[@spregged7231]

Something tells me historian is gonna make a music channel now

[@ScootaNinja]

Oh boy, internet historian for breakfast

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

I think those two guys were supposed to make a video, but got distracted and started playing with a.i. music programs. And then were like "we'll keep it in"

[@G_FRE]

18:07 what the hell? Illegally catchy

[@juice6521]

You know it's jover when you start thanking your AI companion.

[@C.A._Old]

*this is why james cameron warn about us about AI.*

[@Hal_2189]

"my life is too smooth to be chunky" lol

[@ThePeanutGallery911]

WE ARE SO BACK

[@nickhess1702]

What isssss we are back?

[@Voodoo_One]

- Terminator (probably)

[@peeontheflooridareyou2479]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@ohokcool]

😂😂😂

[@ohokcool]

This is nuts

[@dingdongdilliam6651]

Went to basic for 2 months and only one video posted. Never change, Internet Historian, never change