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@Auctarius23 6 ай бұрын

"I'll avoid using any homophobic slurs for the rest of the month" >month is already over when he posts

@Aeaaoooaaa 6 ай бұрын

Same vibe as “I’ll give all donations to the gays for pride month” after it ends

@BozoN638 6 ай бұрын

shows em liberals right!

@ghoulbuster1 6 ай бұрын

Doubling my slur usage next month.

@AndersonFerrara 6 ай бұрын

based af

@SUBARCTICPSYCHO 6 ай бұрын

LOOKS LIKE SLURS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

@NaturalWorldFacts 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the mention man! 😁 I love your stuff - that was super unexpected. Any deep sea questions at all, shoot them my way. It’s wild down there!

@rusinoe8364 6 ай бұрын

Wow, I am so jelly(fish) of you right now

@skatingfreak1670 6 ай бұрын

do you film that stuff yourself or what?

@kinko4786 6 ай бұрын

I will check your stuff out. Looks intresting :)

@tarjeiaksnes5418 6 ай бұрын

Im really interested is squids, and I have been trying to learn about collosal squid, but it's so hard to find anything about them. What do they eat, where do they live, how do they hunt. Id love some facts about them:)❤

@theonlybilge 6 ай бұрын

@@tarjeiaksnes5418 They eat: Norwegians They live: in Norway They hunt by: finding you, specifically.

@iltaak 6 ай бұрын

-"what's in the IH video on 'exploration'?" -"mostly an impromptu pokemon creepy pasta"

@emperortgp2424 6 ай бұрын

an exploration of different topics, it all makes sense now

@superman5150 6 ай бұрын

"I watched Internet Historian...at 3am!"

@Secret_Takodachi 6 ай бұрын

Did you know vaporeon is the best pokemon to breed with?.....

@plokijum 6 ай бұрын

Explored our patience.

@arjacx9207 6 ай бұрын

@@superman5150 About that...

@Fester_Rabbit 6 ай бұрын

I love how the editor has gradually been making IH more expressive over the past four years

@benisrood 6 ай бұрын

I thought he did his own animations?

@Fester_Rabbit 6 ай бұрын

@@benisrood The editor usually does, to my knowledge. In Fashion, he mentions how satisfying it'd be to put his foot in the back of a seal's head if it were a slipper, and the caption "I'm not animating that, you monster" was included. Also, in Childhood, the editor made the entire outro.

@Fester_Rabbit 6 ай бұрын

@allChonkerdUP-E8kH real

@snekks7497 6 ай бұрын

Captain Cook lost his hand and replaced it with a spatula

@stellviahohenheim 6 ай бұрын

Captain Cock

@thesaddestdude3575 6 ай бұрын

He used to explore da booty! He is a pirate after all.

@icehGG 6 ай бұрын

maybe thats why they liked him so much after his death

@Jade_1872 6 ай бұрын

So captain cook is the hash slinging slasher

@superfurryfox1 6 ай бұрын

Beat me to it! @@Jade_1872

@CitizenLily 6 ай бұрын

i had a job when you last posted an In The Field. I can finally relive what it’s like to be employed, thank you Internet Historian.

@shortfuse9443 6 ай бұрын

Ay. Unemployment gang

@The1Undying 6 ай бұрын

unemployed bums represent!

@dektarey4024 6 ай бұрын

Depression's in our blood!

@b.elzebub9252 6 ай бұрын

@@The1Undying *Steps my employed ass over the bums in the most condescending way.*

@dbz9393 6 ай бұрын

that job market is tough dont worry about it bro, just sit back and relax. (unless you're american)

@RazzleDazzle23 6 ай бұрын

I strongly believe that NordVPN doesn't even exist anymore, but he keeps doing the ads as a part of his routine...

@autonoob 6 ай бұрын

Maybe there never was a nordvpn 😮

@RoosterFloyd 6 ай бұрын

@@autonoob Maybe the real VPN was the nords we made along the way...

@ArtyTheBasedGod 6 ай бұрын

@@RoosterFloydlike how Skyrim belongs to the nords?

@RoosterFloyd 6 ай бұрын

@@ArtyTheBasedGod What's better, to be born with a VPN or to use an IH promo code?

@Nemesis_Zer0 6 ай бұрын

You nerds don't actually pay for a vpn do you? Want protection? Just give us your financial info that is specifically tied to your identity, trust us, we will never use it against you! (insert insidious laughter)

@8bitSpartan141 6 ай бұрын

To be fair to the blobfish, they look normal underwater; its when they depressurize outside it that things get weird

@FirstFamilyCharger 6 ай бұрын

That’s why I’m fat and ugly too. Was made for the deep.

@benisrood 6 ай бұрын

@@FirstFamilyCharger time to go home

@elliot_rat 6 ай бұрын

i've seen the pictures of them in their normal state and i disagree they still look like freaks

@elliot_rat 6 ай бұрын

@@MySelfMyCeliumMyCell do you eat bugs

@SuperCatacata 6 ай бұрын

@@elliot_rat He does, but he's not getting my share.

@daili4917 6 ай бұрын

Fun fact about brine pools: fish dip into them to scavenge dead fish, however they have to be quick as otherwise they also die due to toxic shock!

@ZeallustImmortal 6 ай бұрын

Preseasoned fish

@PhilieBlunt666 6 ай бұрын

@@ZeallustImmortal and cured!

@walrusArmageddon 6 ай бұрын

@@ZeallustImmortalhe has a lot of experience.

@dr.wiggler 6 ай бұрын

Damn, that's metal

@stancil83 4 ай бұрын

Stupid fish. Just hold your breath. 😜

@nob2243 6 ай бұрын

"Mr. President... a second Charizard has hit the towers"

@OdaSwifteye 6 ай бұрын

At least it wasn't Tentacruel.

@big_sea 6 ай бұрын

yes

@sugoistalin7809 6 ай бұрын

@@OdaSwifteyeTentacruel did pearl harbor.

@sublimeade 6 ай бұрын

Against steel beams? Its super effective!

@williambrewer7299 6 ай бұрын

I just want to say, whenever they were doing the spooky story and historian did the "and that's when it happened", KZbin gave me a cat food ad and I thought it was just part of the bit

@tommymarco 6 ай бұрын

lol !!!

@cc0767 6 ай бұрын

Berserk beeing locked up in a save from the bookstore is incredible

@atomic_wait 6 ай бұрын

With all of its ligaments severed and a bizarre metal mask covering its head.

@Ma-mj5rk 6 ай бұрын

Ikr in a day & age where you can read it free online.

@sum0panduhhh118 6 ай бұрын

@@Ma-mj5rk the best way to appreciate Miura's art is with a physical copy.

@durarada 5 ай бұрын

@@Ma-mj5rkpirating Miura’s work is a weird thing to flex about

@Ma-mj5rk 5 ай бұрын

@@durarada I don't. There's a website where you click the link and the manga is right there. No downloading required, friend.

@dontlookatmyname3785 6 ай бұрын

I climbed Mt Everest SL1, naked, fists only and no summons. Git gud scrubs if you got carried by the Sherpas you didnt beat the mountain.

@robertallan8035 6 ай бұрын

Mt Everest is the Dark Souls of mountains

@TQFMTradingStrategies 6 ай бұрын

You can wall clip behind the first base camp to end up on the backside of the mountain then you can just jump spam your way to the top from there. You can still get the XP from all the Sherpas and any Hiker mobs that spawn on the way back down after you’ve grabbed the Yeti Suit.

@ianh1504 6 ай бұрын

Sherpa here, you still get the achievement cape if we carry you Dont mess with my money bro

@saltskull 6 ай бұрын

Lying about climbing Mount Everest can get you banned from mountains I wish this was a joke

@__-tp4tm 6 ай бұрын

The Gatekeeping is real

@jackwhite2654 6 ай бұрын

I thought that creepypasta was going to go in a completely different direction. "I arrived in New York City, and noticed something in the sky... it was a Charizard flying out of control, heading straight for the twin towers"

@bauefrenchmen3126 6 ай бұрын

The twin poketowers.but I knew better because Steel type Pokémon don't melt from flame attacks this was something more, this had to be the work of thous pesky psychic type abras but not from the next region over they were in the towers all along. It was an inside gypsy my God.

@hamilton7798 6 ай бұрын

Too soon.

@Hawk7886 6 ай бұрын

"Mr. President a second lizard has struck the towers."

@lainiwakura1776 6 ай бұрын

@@bauefrenchmen3126 Abras would not be strong enough to do this, Kadabras or Alakazams would.

@theshadowrunner28 6 ай бұрын

>So I turned right >Turns left

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

Shut up, he OBVIOUSLY turns towards the right of the screen, you can say NOTHING to convince me otherwise

@Jared-ln1pd 6 ай бұрын

very obviously camera angles dont change in those pokemon games, dumb comment.

@Pay-No-Mind 6 ай бұрын

Cmon lads (And ladette) - We've all missed the right turn only to turn left - BUT....Sometimes that left turn can turn out to be the right turn you'd been missing all your life....other times it gets you killed and worn like a Onesie by the patriarch of a mutant Hillbilly family....it's a numbers game really, but you don't know until you try! 😱😎

@hashbrown777 6 ай бұрын

He meant "turned [to the] right" It's not a first person game.

@YakubTheFather 6 ай бұрын

They don’t use freedom units, so that’s metric right.

@Jobavision 6 ай бұрын

My favorite kind of IH video: Pick a topic and then proceed to not discuss that topic for 30 minutes.

@melwasnevergivenaname 6 ай бұрын

I figured the tarot card stealing was because there's a superstition that you can't buy your first set, they need to be gifted so maybe these people do mental gymnastics to think "the store is gifting it to me"

@ShadyAugur 6 ай бұрын

This kind of thinking is on point for the people I know that earnestly practice tarot readings. 😂

@mosspawcat 6 ай бұрын

It's because tarot is "in fashion" for teenage girls right now. They are doing the same thing for crystals as that's also witch vogue.

@Shythalia 6 ай бұрын

@@mosspawcat Not just teen girls, there are adult women still into this. lol

@kpcraftster6580 6 ай бұрын

The kind of people who take tarot seriously, are the same kind of people who have know respect for the concept of ownership and property rights. Pink-haired "wicca" communists.

@mandowarrior123 6 ай бұрын

Women don't get repercussions, so its natural they're thieving little hinnies.

@2013Arcturus 6 ай бұрын

>Happy Pride Month >Posts July 1st A true master of his craft

@RipOffProductionsLLC 6 ай бұрын

Apparently July is now "disability pride month", at least according to a post by the Halo Infinite team advertising their new skin/badge/color combo to go with it...

@lainiwakura1776 6 ай бұрын

@@RipOffProductionsLLC If I was a cripple, I would feel insulted... and purposely keep calling myself a cripple.

@elliot_rat 6 ай бұрын

@@lainiwakura1776 as a person whose body cannot do much more than standing up occasionally i would call people in halo cripples if i had any interest in the game

@StrazdasLT 4 ай бұрын

Only allowed to be proud one month per year.

@jerecklacap8867 6 ай бұрын

"There's no privacy in this jail at all, it's like a god-damned prison." This line goes hard AF! 😅

@Renee2day598 6 ай бұрын

Based😂😂

@eranronen573 6 ай бұрын

The delivery too

@dylanja09 6 ай бұрын

It’s based on a line from Shawshank Redemption.

@steventrotter4958 6 ай бұрын

If you're an autistic 15 year old le based af

@prodb4sed382 6 ай бұрын

They just casually improvised a late 2000's creepy pasta, accurate as hell too.

@loneskankster2242 6 ай бұрын

Ahh, so that's where this one was plagiarized from

@noahsawyer7155 6 ай бұрын

@@loneskankster2242nobody care hbomber fan boy

@loneskankster2242 6 ай бұрын

@@noahsawyer7155 You seem to be experiencing some feels right now

@Xenomorthian 6 ай бұрын

Meh

@kristoffer8609 6 ай бұрын

@@loneskankster2242 How come you weirdos stay around? We get it, you don't like IH. Go watch the unfunny breadtuber guru.

@perin_m 6 ай бұрын

There’s also insane amounts of trash on Mount Everest now because people just toss stuff/ body waste there while they explore it, and don’t care to bring it back down. Nothing decomposes ether so it’s like a giant landfill now. The pictures of it are 🤢

@Marlboro-lights1 6 ай бұрын

When people are exploring one of the most dangerous places in the world a human can go, picking up trash isn’t really a priority. We’re not talking about a walk through your local city park. 🤡

@Average_Brad 6 ай бұрын

Also a couple hundred corpses...

@Obiwancolenobi 6 ай бұрын

@@Marlboro-lights1 Sorry - are you defending trashing nature because it's 'difficult to navigate'? What a smoothbrain take. All of the chuds going up the mountain have their hand held by sherpas, lol.

@tairak3923 6 ай бұрын

@@Marlboro-lights1Exploring? What's there to explore at this point? It's just tourism.

@AliceBowie 6 ай бұрын

It's mostly just dead people and the gear they were carrying. I guess they could toss them over the side, but they might land on other people down below.

@DaXenCroosader-27EA2 6 ай бұрын

came for exploration, stayed for the creepypasta reading

@Emilis2023 6 ай бұрын

I don't know how the last 20% of this video just turned into a group effort Pokemon creepy pasta, but I approve.

@MadamInsanity88 5 ай бұрын

NordVPN seriously got a cash cow from this channel. Literally the only channel where I look forward to the ads.

@YoelFievelBenAvram 6 ай бұрын

I woke up in the cave. I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun.

@barbaro267 6 ай бұрын

And goth eyeliner with black lipstick

@ChristineNighting 6 ай бұрын

Also my eye color changed from eating so much cereal

@averageajay2906 6 ай бұрын

Vampire was also there, jumped of his Black Ferrari.

@shinkinshin001119 6 ай бұрын

Don't mention cave, it's a trigger word around here.

@CyberVonCyberus 6 ай бұрын

@@shinkinshin001119ROCK AND STONE AAAAAAAA

@Air-ts7cu 6 ай бұрын

0:39 caught me so off guard, lmao

@BH-yk5cn 6 ай бұрын

I had to hold back a huge laugh in the office.

@StormSquadron 6 ай бұрын

THAT very reference

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

0:26 made my day

@glynn4216 6 ай бұрын

I'm trying not to lose it on the toilet lol@@BH-yk5cn

@Twinkle_Toes123 6 ай бұрын

The creator of sponge bob was a marine biologist, and that was the intent when he made Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob was also called Bob Sponge in his original comic panel debuts, and the reason for his iconic nose was so they could put sunglasses on a regular looking sponge. The Mollusk album from the band Ween was a huge inspiration for the show too, and it's the reason why they have a song in the end credits of the first movie along with a custom song for the shoe tying episode.

@avereth 6 ай бұрын

I mean even Bikini Bottom itself is a reference to the Bikini Atoll...where nuclear bombs were detonated for tests.

@CrossBreedTacoHD 6 ай бұрын

@@avereth It's like a double or triple whammy. Ocean/beach related, nuclear bomb test site that could feasibly explain weird mutant sponges and fish, and with a bit of a stretch an adult joke? Maybe?

@Cykotyk 6 ай бұрын

@@CrossBreedTacoHDnuclear bomb mutants has been a solid fan theory for a pretty long time.

@jaredurbain9705 6 ай бұрын

This guy is one of the RARE channels that i wont skip the "ad time". Lmao😂

@DavidKen878 6 ай бұрын

There's a woman who not only schedules the ads in her videos, but she places them with one of those fuzzy screens that happens when the signal is lost. So each time the ad is over, she says welcome back like it's an actual commercial break instead of the ad just randomly popping up in the middle her talking.

@kristoffer8609 6 ай бұрын

@@DavidKen878 That's a huge ask, considering they normally aren't capable of that.

@electricbayonet2 6 ай бұрын

I hope IH and Many Kudos keep inventing bad creepypastas. They’re such a treat.

@moomyung9231 6 ай бұрын

So just normal creepypastas.

@electricbayonet2 6 ай бұрын

@moomyung9231 Ha! True. But it’s great how they can improv ones that are _aggressively_ generic.

@colelapcevic 6 ай бұрын

I like how IH immediately hijacks the liminal spaces in video games section and turns it into a creepypasta

@stackola8134 6 ай бұрын

"he took a collective 12 damage from that" lmao

@evanislost 4 ай бұрын

My favorite thing I know about the ocean is that sunfish are so huge and slow and dumb that their survival strategy is just to taste like crap and hope whatever decides to eat it just... Gets bored, and stops, before it eats enough of it's vital organs for it to die. It has no nerve endings, so can't feel itself being eaten, and when it gets attacked it just goes "ah, oh well" and it's so slow it can't do anything about it. Adults are so huge that they only get chunks taken out of them by the biggest predators, so you'll just see huge sunfish moping around with giant holes in them, half their back gone. But younger sunfish, sealions in California like to bite their fins off to make them more disc shaped, and then play Frisbee with them. When they're done, they just leave a finless dumb disc to sit there and wait to die.

@Sigh875 6 ай бұрын

Crazy how years later, Stephen Hillenberg really was an amazing educator, if you look back at spongebob episodes. He really slipped so much about the ocean into a kid's cartoon!

@HYBRIDZHQ 6 ай бұрын

Common hillenburg W

@justonepant 6 ай бұрын

You're thinking of Stephen Spielberg

@Tunkkis 6 ай бұрын

@@justonepant No, it's definitely Robert Hillberg.

@zeffa2761 6 ай бұрын

hillenburg worked at the orange county marine institute while developing ideas for spongebob. it was basically supposed to be educational/informative from the start

@victorkreig6089 6 ай бұрын

Too bad Nick completely ruined the show and then waited until he died to do all the things he refused to let them do to the show

@X-SPONGED 6 ай бұрын

17:01 Sad Fact: Over the years, the effect of tourism has made it's mark on Everest. Thousands of pieces of trash get thrown away by tourists hiking the mountain each year to the point the trail looks more like a landfill than an actual mountain hike. A local sherpa made international news by making it his life mission to clean up Everest and making life threatening climbs on the mountain just to take down the garbage left behind. I believe he's collected a whole ton of trash at one point, that's how bad the tourists sullied this local place of spiritual guidance and worship.

@ThaFuriousJoegan 6 ай бұрын

It's probably just a leisurely walk for him. Also nobody cares since the world is falling into a economic depression.

@nyansugoi 6 ай бұрын

I was mildly surprised that neither of them brought up the trash on Everest

@natewilson111 6 ай бұрын

Let's be honest; the trash is helping Everest become even taller (i.e. unbeatable). Thanks, trash!

@Unkown5536 6 ай бұрын

@@ThaFuriousJoeganyou’re disgustingg for justifying this

@moelester8547 6 ай бұрын

Indian moment

@papatoni8993 6 ай бұрын

I got home today from a long day running errands, and what I saw, it shocked me to my core. The Internet Historian had finally uploaded again. My whole world filled with static. And then I woke up to myself floating above my body, seeing a hyper realistic version of myself watching the Internet Historian video, and thoroughly enjoying it.

@FirstFamilyCharger 6 ай бұрын

Did you watch until you finished yourself? And then, did you also finish while finishing yourself?

@natewilson111 6 ай бұрын

You should probably see a doctor

@_alleycat_ 6 ай бұрын

AND THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED... ASH KETCHUP STOLE THE PRE-GIFTED HOT DOGS FROM YOUR BEDSIDE TABLE

@MySelfMyCeliumMyCell 6 ай бұрын

you should probably look to burst your bubble before the world (thankfully) does it for you :()

@pomey13 5 ай бұрын

He was laying low until the plagiarism of the cave video died down. Still hasn't apologised for it yet

@Pyraticalpunk 2 ай бұрын

I was a manager at a Barnes ans Noble for about a year. I will confirm we can't keep the tarot cards on the floor, at my store you had to ask the cashiers to even see them. I also was in charge if thr manga department, and had to constantly patrol it as it was near the backdoor. When I left thst job, I was told they lost about $10,000 in merchandise without me being there

@jacobsmith2990 6 ай бұрын

Babe wake up, new incognito mode just dropped.

@Orphioux 6 ай бұрын

I'm rock hard trying to figure out who he copied this one from

@SpeculativeDust 6 ай бұрын

NO, ACTUALLY 😂😂😂

@NeonNijahn 6 ай бұрын

I'm up I'm up!

@cci9459 6 ай бұрын

Wait what?? @@Orphioux

@fryingraijin 6 ай бұрын

YOU SAID THE MEEEEEME!!!!! Heyoooooooo!! Way to go, _you_

@RevenantMain1 6 ай бұрын

In The Field ❌ In The Pokémon Cave ✅

@blackmonish 6 ай бұрын

Mandalore pointed out the rapid shoplifting of the witchcraft section in his part of town... that is so damn funny. Lol

@x0x0xChelseax0x0x 6 ай бұрын

Which video, sounds funny :)

@emperormajorian112 6 ай бұрын

Which video, I must hear this

@Xenomorthian 6 ай бұрын

@@x0x0xChelseax0x0x might have been pathologic but not sure

@ab-gail 4 ай бұрын

Stuff like this is why no one likes witches. 😆

@DramakilzU 6 күн бұрын

I remember the old online pirates of the Caribbean game, and there was just some level of creepiness while exploring that world that I’ll never get over. Fun game though.

@joinsideke 6 ай бұрын

Apparently there's a "superstition" on Tiktok that your first Tarot deck has to be stolen. Or it won't work right? I mean it's really just a justification to shoplift and feel like a rebel, I guess.

@candyvampire3393 6 ай бұрын

That's pretty stupid. The idea is a Tarot deck has to be /gifted/ to the one using them... odd play on that, I suppose.

@worldcomicsreview354 6 ай бұрын

Just don't make a comic admitting to it

@matheussanthiago9685 5 ай бұрын

There's a reason why tiktok and functional brain in the same sentence is an oxymoron

@neeltheother2342 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like someone from r/antiwork or some similar cesspool came up with that idea to be revolutionary or something...

@samwallaceart288 2 ай бұрын

TikTok, Tarot, and Thievin'. The unholy trifecta of obnoxious bullshit I can't abide.

@Taldorin 6 ай бұрын

This video on exploration was like 50% pokemon scare fan fiction and alot of talk about tarot cards

@orkycook 6 ай бұрын

Imagine people stealing tarot cards because they're trying find ultra rare foil cards.

@douglassun8456 6 ай бұрын

And wondering when the next expansion is coming out.

@GlassesnMouthplates 6 ай бұрын

The only thing missing from that last segment was Ash having "hyper-realistic" eyes.

@CaptainLog 6 ай бұрын

George Mallory, thought by some to be the first to summit Everest, promptly died on the mountain in 1924. When they found his body seventy-five years later, it was mostly preserved. Except vultures literally ate his ass.

@AliceBowie 6 ай бұрын

If I could post a reaction gif, it would be the mouse coming out of his hole, seeing vultures eating a mountaineer's arse, and turning around, and walking right back into the hole.

@sarahmellinger3335 6 ай бұрын

@@AliceBowie For a second I thought you were talking about his asshole

@RedTail1-1 6 ай бұрын

If you think it was vultures.... On mount Everest...

@CaptainLog 6 ай бұрын

Yes. They are called Cinereous Vultures, along with the Himalayan Lammergeier Scintific Vultures, which also fly at such heights.

@AmphibiousGentleman 6 ай бұрын

Sources cited by Wikipedia say it was choughs (related to crows) rather than vultures. Specifically, alpine choughs.

@y__h 6 ай бұрын

IH: "Happy Pride Month" Also IH: Uploads in July

@Thecontentmustflow 6 ай бұрын

We're still good. It's American pride month now.

@Swifty-Kommando 6 ай бұрын

It's pride summer now... bigot.

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

@@ThecontentmustflowI'M ADOPTED?!?!?!

@RoosterFloyd 6 ай бұрын

Every month can be pride month if you're a narcissist.

@kristoffer8609 6 ай бұрын

I thought it was pride year by now. Sure seems like it.

@MrBiixx 6 ай бұрын

Internet Historian going full Internet Explorer today.... wait.

@pablowentscobar 6 ай бұрын

One day a fish gets a hook stuck in the side of his mouth, but then a few teenage fish see it and think it's a super cool fashion statement and then all the fisherman are getting all their fishhooks stolen and all the younger fish have fishhooks in the side of their mouths. But then the boomer fish start doing it and now all the younger fish are trying to figure out how to get the fishhooks out of their mouths but they have no hands so they're stuck looking lame.

@TriFekt 6 ай бұрын

Internet historian videos inevitably become creepypastas

@quillclock 6 ай бұрын

i love that they just made it up off the top of their heads

@jormilos 6 ай бұрын

Who is this Internet Historian fellow? He sounds interesting but this is incognito mode

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

Hawai'ian by statehood here. Cook originally landed during the makahiki: a celebration of Lono, the god of fertility, agriculture, music, rainfall, and peace. By all accounts, their deity visiting in human form was overzealously welcomed by the native Hawai'ians, and records from Cook's ship show that they were plied with hospitality: food, women, gifts, etc. They departed just around the time that the makahiki was concluding, unknowingly playing into the Hawai'ians' expectations. And then: the storm, the damage to the ship, and their return to Hawai'i. It was no longer the makahiki. Why was Lono coming back so soon? While not the only reason and probably not even the biggest one, this physical manifestation of their god "misbehaving" almost certainly played a role in the Hawai'ians experiencing skittishness right from the start of Cook's reappearance, ultimately resulting in his death.

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

PS: Hawai'ian by statehood, not by blood. I'm Asian, which is actually the majority ethnic demographic of Hawai'i and a WHOLE other can of worms that I don't have the time to get into right now. PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

@tiyenin 6 ай бұрын

@AlexApol 6 ай бұрын

I love the running gag of just "A gun"

@CynicalSmoker 4 ай бұрын

As an American. my favorite part of each episode is then you say "A gun. bang bang bang." I always have the comical reaction of. "HAHAHAHHAAahaaahhaaa. I love guns."

@Diogenes323 6 ай бұрын

0:33 "if it doesn't implode I will be mad😐" 0:37 😗☺️

@Sonichero151 6 ай бұрын

"It's hard to he angry at a body" Italians after deposing Mussollini: "FUCKING BET"

@Boktai87 6 ай бұрын

*Italian Communist partisan theme intensifies*

@heg3n 6 ай бұрын

They really just roasted an entire CLASS of vertebrates

@ZealotPewPewPew 6 ай бұрын

...and they were delicious.

@matheussanthiago9685 5 ай бұрын

Technically all land vertebrates are also fish

@daviddavis4885 6 ай бұрын

I was a librarian for a few years and I can confirm that anime was BY FAR our most stolen item. Since this was a public library, it wasn’t even about price, I assume people were just embarrassed to be checking out manga. Which is funny because we ended up having to keep it in storage and provide a catalog on the desk, which meant that people had to come up and specifically request that we go in the back to get the mangas lol

@ToastyMozart 5 ай бұрын

What I don't get is why anyone would even bother to physically steal anime or manga in the first place. Like if you're going through illegitimate channels already they've got the internet's most comprehensive and accessible infrastructure for piracy out of anything.

@IamaCosmonaut 2 ай бұрын

@ToastyMozart Weebs doing weird degenerate shit regarding their hobby? No way. I've never heard of such thing.

@ToadySP 6 ай бұрын

This episode is a perfect example of how great it is when the actual topic of an In The Field goes in and out. Like this went from a literal Explorer (on topic), to Living Under The Ocean (kind of on topic?), to facts about Brine Pools (off topic), to what life as a fish must be like (way off topic), to climbing a mountain (back on topic, went full 180), to exploring a book store (partially on topic?), to stealing Tarot Cards and Ouija Boards with a Mouse Trap gag baked in there (off topic), then it goes to video game/liminal space exploration (back on topic?), but then instantly turns around to them spending the last 7 minutes making a Creepypasta (off topic). Just brilliant.

@ruthiewitter569 6 ай бұрын

To be fair, fish can be very sympathetic and sweet. I kept a sickly albino betta fish for about 8 months. He had a long, lonely life in a dirty cup at a pet store. But when I saw him, he looked me in the eyes. He lifted himself up from the floor of his cup and stared. He lay back down sadly when I put the cup down. I picked it up, and he did it again. I rushed home, prepped the tank, returned and bought him. All the way home, he watched me, very closely. I think he knew I was rescuing him. In those 8 months, I got super emotionally attached to him. Hoshi knew his name when I called from behind the desk (he couldn’t see me back there), he would play peekaboo with my hand on the glass, and shimmer his long fins excitedly whenever I praised him. He learned to swim through a hoop for treats, and he always showed off to my best friend. When I bought a cleaner snail, he lay across the bag as I floated it, and refused to leave. He and Ghost became friends. He would slowly swim around the tank, watching her clean, and never pecked at her long, temptingly wiggly eyestalks. Whenever she invaded his hammock log, even when he was testy, he never snapped at her. He’d patiently wait for her to be done, then dart back in to lie down. He eventually got too sick and chewed and bashed his own fins off in stress. He lasted about two days in a sick, stressed decline, and before I could euthanize him, he burrowed himself into a plant and passed away. Even at the end, he breathed slower and calmer when I had my hand on the glass. He would stop darting around in a panic whenever I sat by his tank, and swim over to see me. He didn’t like my family as much, for he avoided them coming to the glass. But he knew my face. Stars, I miss him. I’m crying a little just writing this. Fish have personalities. They’re really sweet when you earn their trust. I miss Hoshi so much 🤍 Edit: wow, wow, you guys are really sweet. i wasn't expecting anyone to see this comment. thank you for your kind words. I understand doubting what you read on the internet. But, no, this isn't copypasta, and i am a fairly normal, socially healthy human being. im not starved for connection, not by any stretch of the imagination 😅 in defense of fish having emotions: physical responses can be faked in humans. we pretend to be happy or sad, for we are aware of other people's feelings. but animals don't typically exhibit that behavior, and certainly not to the extent we humans do. thus, their physical behavior can be attributed to how they feel and think. physical behavior like faster breathing, fin flaring, darting, nipping, and hiding are all documented behaviors in fish. the meaning of these behaviors is also well documented. Hoshi's behavior observably changed when i interacted with him. i don't know how much emotions fish feel, but emotions play a huge part in our survival drive. feelings of fear and happiness drive our decisions, and the same is true of animals. they exhibit observable habits and behavior, and there is evidence animals are far more intelligent than we give them credit for. Go ahead and keep discussing, just, please remain civil and kind to each other. either way, i am grateful to have been given Hoshi in life, even briefly. he was a gift, and i hope others get to experience the trust and love of an animal just like i have. God bless you all, whether you agree with me or not. Life is a gift, and it's beautiful. my puppy is snuggled up beside me, and Ghost the snail is across the room with her new fishy friends, twice her original size and exhibiting healthy behavior. life is beautiful. you just gotta learn where to look, and appreciate what it means to be alive

@homuraakemi493 6 ай бұрын

Imagine being this much of a woman

@Voyeurrrr 6 ай бұрын

Rest easy, Hoshi.. I’ve grown really attached to my betta.. out of nowhere he now has a giant tumor and I’m gonna be really bummed if it’s malignant.

@aadipie 6 ай бұрын

This has to be a copypasta

@qlives 6 ай бұрын

One Time for HOSHI!! R.I.P.

@Mglue3 6 ай бұрын

If this ain't a copypasta. Let me compliment you on the rich inner life you have. Regardless of whoever and whatever else you are.

@quillclock 6 ай бұрын

I LOVE that they just adlibbed an entire creepy pasta off the top of their heads.

@MercurialStatic 6 ай бұрын

Nah man, he plagiarized it. Obviously.

@quillclock 6 ай бұрын

@@MercurialStatic LOL gr8 b8 m8 this entire channel is off the dome

@flmalegre 6 ай бұрын

Pokemon grey: the unsold copy

@Number_055 6 ай бұрын

@@quillclock It's a jab at the Man In Cave incident

@derrickstorm6976 6 ай бұрын

I don't believe it for a second this is the first recording

@RhythmGrizz 6 ай бұрын

"I logged back onto my gameboy"

@Noneofyourbusiness.-iw6zb 6 ай бұрын

Here in Uruguay in 15 century there was an Spanish explorer called Juan Solis who beached in Rio de la Plata and was ambushed from some indians who killed him and tear him apart and started to eat him right on the spot, the funny part it that Charrua natives were blamed (the most famous natives in the region) but they werent cannibals at all, it was probably another less common tribe who just happened to be there at the time. the Charruas were treated as cannibals for centuries for that isolated event.

@bottomless666 6 ай бұрын

Most likely been a bunch of Florida men trying to find the next waffle house.

@PALACIO254 6 ай бұрын

@@bottomless666the most frightening thing in history roaming Florida men

@jormilos 6 ай бұрын

@@bottomless666 as a local florida man, I can confirm that we wouldn't practice cannibalism (unless on bath salts), BUT we would feed you to the pet alligator. Gotta keep the good boy fed

@shaunlevin5081 6 ай бұрын

I think Internet Historian is the only KZbinr where I'll stop whatever I'm doing to watch one of his videos.

@ShayTheValiant 6 ай бұрын

I stopped watching one of his other videos to watch this new one.

@Prodmullefc 6 ай бұрын

Same, but with GTV Japan, as well.

@JachymorDota 6 ай бұрын

Too late to explore the amazon jungle, too early to explore Alpha Centauri, just in time to go insane by weird DeviantArt fanfiction.

@Fra_Sausageball 3 ай бұрын

I really wish everyone would do ads/sponsors like this. They're actually entertaining.

@krishadyn5211 2 ай бұрын

There's a cartoonist, Noodle I think? Who does little skits for them. They're cute.

@Pasci234 6 ай бұрын

My father as a kid once caught a jackfish, that was notorious for ripping the fishing line and eating all sorts of hooks, baits and swimmers. When they cut the fish open, he had fishing supplies for the next year or so.

@mandowarrior123 6 ай бұрын

Hit the jack's pot belly?

@Pasci234 6 ай бұрын

Ba dumm tsch

@WhateverThefuck 6 ай бұрын

Nice loot drops

@cooldud7071 6 ай бұрын

Blobfish look normal underwater. When we bring them to the surface, they look disgusting. This is because of the effects of depressurization on the fish. This depressurization basically melts the fish, which is why most above-water specimens die a horrible, likely excruciating death.

@Zorro9129 6 ай бұрын

The thing is, other deep-water fish get brought up and they look fairly unchanged, so why that fish exactly?

@cooldud7071 6 ай бұрын

@@Zorro9129 Those fish chose a differing evolutionary strategy. Blobfish have flabby, gelatinous bodies which allow for them to maintain a mostly neutral buoyancy. That body gets destroyed upon surfacing, as the deep-sea pressure no longer exists to keep their bodies intact.

@dihexa7256 6 ай бұрын

Kinda hard to die an “excruciating” death when your central nervous system is barely developed enough to experience the sensation of pain at all

@cooldud7071 6 ай бұрын

@@dihexa7256 Scientists currently cannot determine whether or not fish can experience pain. There is a wide array of knowledge in support of the view that they do experience pain. An good deal of information supports the opposite. I used the word "likely" to indicate that, given the growing body of evidence showing that fish do indeed feel pain, the death of a Blobfish brought up to the surface could be excruciating.

@lostpatrolman9205 6 ай бұрын

@@dihexa7256 Fish do feel pain, their nervous systems are well developed, after all they use complex organs to detect water pressure changes around. They just don't experience it the same way we do, but that doesn't mean that a fish is ok with getting stabbed. Pain is an important adaption to avoiding dangerous situations, and almost all animals have it to some degree, though it manifests in very different ways. It's important to remember that fish are not super primitive "things" that are simple, fish are a highly diverse, specialized, complex, and and successful group of animals that have a evolutionary history as long and complicated as our own.

@bowbi123 6 ай бұрын

They should have a creepypasta writing workshop along with Chris O'Neill and Zach Hadel

@Xenomorthian 6 ай бұрын

The sleepycabin one slayed me

@Glance0008 6 ай бұрын

Schnordshnank Redempshnord had me in fits.

@Godeias 6 ай бұрын

"Shnordshnank Redempsnord" had my crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BreakfastAtNoon 6 ай бұрын

I always love it when my fave KZbinr proves he ain’t dead.

@keegandecker4080 6 ай бұрын

My wife left me

@Brett-yq7pj 6 ай бұрын

Did she die?

@keegandecker4080 6 ай бұрын

@@Brett-yq7pj no but she did tragically trip and fall onto the neighbor’s meat.

@LaCokaNostra_ 6 ай бұрын

Good

@JamieAlice92 6 ай бұрын

Omg same!

@raminMTL 6 ай бұрын

@@keegandecker4080 hello neighbour

@jimy1352 6 ай бұрын

Time to rewatch this 8 times then rewatch every other internet historian video again

@jksanrio 6 ай бұрын

Yaaaaay I can finally stop rewatching all the old videos on repeat daily!!!

@NotOnLand 6 ай бұрын

Nordman getting away with many crimes is the most realistic ad for a VPN I've ever heard

@tesseract5569 6 ай бұрын

What do you think a VPN is?

@kristoffer8609 6 ай бұрын

@@tesseract5569 Connects you to someone else's server, which redirects to the internet. Who will in turn sell your private browsing info to the highest bidder.

@CertMediocre 6 ай бұрын

"There's no good out for a fish." Damn.

@beechilada 6 ай бұрын

We honestly need more Internet Historian & ManyKudos creepypastas, they always tell a great story.

@Danny___Riot 6 ай бұрын

I love exploring. Ah yes exploration it’s incredible. Being an explorer and exploring exploration.

@beowulfsrevenge4369 6 ай бұрын

It's truly wonderful to explore the unexplored depths of exploration.

@Danny___Riot 6 ай бұрын

@@beowulfsrevenge4369 indeed lad! 🥂

@RPG-Dad 6 ай бұрын

But, does an Explorer exploring explorations stop being an explorer since the exploration has been explored?

@Katatonya 6 ай бұрын

@@RPG-DadExploration expands into the infinite expanse of the unknown. It is impossible to achieve a state of complete exploration.

@thehermitman822 6 ай бұрын

@@KatatonyaExplorationvana

@leevc2037 3 ай бұрын

"....A GUN! B--!!!" (Gets Ocean Gated) LMFAO

@OneAngrehCat 6 ай бұрын

Exploration is finding a Internet Historian video before anyone else.

@slappy8941 6 ай бұрын

Hey bro, it's "an" Internet historian video. I know school doesn't teach shit anymore, but you use the indefinite article "an" preceding nouns that begin with vowels.

@ApertureAppliedScience 6 ай бұрын

hello fellow explorer, how do you do🛹

@crazymage5316 6 ай бұрын

@@slappy8941 who cares?

@epj0211 6 ай бұрын

@@crazymage5316I dunno, people who want to preserve the language at least a little bit?

@OneAngrehCat 6 ай бұрын

@@crazymage5316 Him, apparently

@Fungo4 6 ай бұрын

24:24 I just love the idea of a story where the most overtly supernatural or cliche creepy stuff keeps happening and the mc just shrugs at all of it.

@sirdinkus6537 6 ай бұрын

When I clicked on this video, I did NOT expect to be treated to original pokemon creepypasta.

@Master10k2 6 ай бұрын

Would not have expected Junji Ito or the Berserk manga to come up in a video about exploration.

@realgrilledsushi 6 ай бұрын

Looking forward to Lord Miles exploring North Sentinel Island after watching this

@LynnWinx 2 ай бұрын

So I'm in my garden, watching this on my laptop with my bluetooth speakers. And every time IH laughs, ducks land on my lawn. I love it.

@thebiggestpanda1 6 ай бұрын

The real reason why tarot cards are stolen is that it’s a common belief that they won’t work if you buy them. They have to come into your possession by either stealing them or having them stumble into your life. Really weird.

@GeeorgieBoy 6 ай бұрын

Sounds more like an excuse to steal them than anything else. Or a convenient way to tell someone “you should really buy this for me”

@zachabsher8546 6 ай бұрын

@@GeeorgieBoystealing them from a barnes and nobles to make your special soul cards seem more legit is hysterical

@matheussanthiago9685 5 ай бұрын

@zachabsher8546 this is a whole new layer of stupid on top of something already stupid Like saying horoscope is real, but only if you read them on the verge of an alcoholic coma

@TheFatalcrest 5 ай бұрын

😂 Wait but why would they obey or aid you if you steal them? You are snatching away someone else's fate/predictions, shouldn't they remain tied to the first person who owned them

@thebiggestpanda1 5 ай бұрын

@@TheFatalcrest so the way it works is the cards aren’t actually going anything. When you use them, you are trying to contact a demon who will use their power to influence the cards so you draw them in a way that tells you what you want to know. The demons won’t play along with you unless you either steal the cards (you’re willing to sin to contact them) or they stumble into your life (the demon wants to contact you). Just buying them normally isn’t good enough 🤷‍♂️.

@samantha-elizabethemery3467 6 ай бұрын

Bless you for your timing bro. We're dealing with a family issue and I had a ROUGH day. This made me smile.

@Howwedoit2112 6 ай бұрын

I'm not sure when this video transitioned into talking about a creepypasta-like pokemon story, but I approve.

@cameronharder9283 3 ай бұрын

Internet Historian is legitimately the only youtuber whose adbreaks I've never skipped.

@L-kun 2 ай бұрын

I'm glad Nordman escaped prison and didn't end up like the Joker.

@MichaelLauinger 6 ай бұрын

Friendship ended with Sumito? Sorry, but when it comes to improv‘ no one can beat him. Bring that dude back!

@iaobtc 6 ай бұрын

He's too busy being scuffed TMZ

@Freddantrain 6 ай бұрын

Missed the birth of my first born child for this

@WillDaBeard 3 ай бұрын

I’m glad you guys brought up the Goo Lagoon from SpongeBob because brine pools are literally what that’s inspired by, Steve Hillenburg was a marine biologist before creating SpongeBob.

@brother12100 6 ай бұрын

“I forgot something.”- Me September 1 2001

@Manan_K 6 ай бұрын

Are you here to explore the comment section?

@EldenRingStreams 6 ай бұрын

Weirdly enough..yes. Looking to see if anyone made a good plagiarism joke.

@Markus-cz8ev 6 ай бұрын

Yes

@darkassassin6457 6 ай бұрын

Just exploring here to see people sook about the 4/20 joke and the plagiarism thing that he apparently corrected

@flambo6554 6 ай бұрын

no one should care about the haha funny edgy number, HBomber never made an issue about it in the vid itself, the plagiarism is the part that is damning and everyone overlooks it since it’s the “damn woke breadtuber!1!1!1!11” saying it

@nerd_world8919 6 ай бұрын

@@flambo6554I mean we don’t really care because at the end of the day it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Oh no a KZbin who makes videos about real events referenced documentation about said events for accuracy 😱. He’s not like a reaction KZbinr who puts his face in the corner of a full on video adding no commentary, or like other big companies like Screen Rant copying KZbinrs like CZWorld.