r/Iamapieceofsh!t [S2] {23}

[@Ailurus]

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[@bookid1581]

Honestly the timing was pretty funny since this was the first of your premieres that I managed to catch live

[@Sockren]

bro next april fools add a fake audio error that lasts like 30 seconds that'd be funny

[@ayothepizzahere5029]

you are gay

[@thatoneguywhouploads]

cum

[@jeromegrudzinski5122]

Where booba

[@HVL_D]

everytime these annoying girls get rejected its always “you’re gay” 💀

[@rydia_ma01]

It's because they wanted to shame him into buying the drink to "prove he isnt gay"

[@sean.furlong1989]

That clip is from the UK, Look up chavs and you will see what vermin they are.

[@tacticallemon7518]

because they’re trying to poke at his ego

[@regirock7313]

I mean more often then not they’re the dumb slags making themselves sound awful.

[@YogiTheOne]

"What did the 2 say to the 9?" "You're gay!"

[@biinano8845]

That babysitter is infuriating. She had absolutely no right to post someone else's kid on her social media. And seeing the full video, she tries to paint him as a nonce.

[@DawnSuttonfabfour]

Sorry, not sorry, I would have smacked that bitch's face so hard, she would have had whiplash. Piece of trash. Mind you, I didn't leave mine with ANYONE other than my mum and sister. I didn't want a night out that badly so I barely left her at all for the first 5 years. General rule? If I couldn't take her, I wasn't going and I was a single mum. People do what they have to I suppose but no, uhuh, I just couldn't. I was 32 so would have naturally been more cautious I think, but for context, people in the UK will get this; I was 5 months pregnant on 14th February 1993. James Bulger. If my pram/buggy didn't fit in the shop, I didn't go in. She was on baby reins until 4. I never, never let go of her hand. She is now 30, beautiful inside and out. Apologies this has run on but I don't get leaving your treasure with a 16 year old. Not an infant especially. New parents! Don't do it. Please.

[@123lovelylady]

She says he weird for following her but it's significantly weirder that a teenager that isn't the mother POST A CHILD ON THEIR INSTAGRAM

[@crowleysgirl3257]

He should follow her. It's like background checks and nanny cams. You need to know what kind of person you are trusting your child with. And it proved to be the right move.

[@thedrifter5531]

@@123lovelylady he says "there are pedos in the north" she replied with "yeah you being one of them" she straight up called him a pedo

[@JasmineSmith-vt2jc]

@@crowleysgirl3257 this 100%.

[@Campedavey]

The "im 16 years old so i can post your kid's real face on my instagram" argument is the epitome of twitter teens. You arent immune to constructive criticism because you're 16. Threatening to report him for following the person he hired to watch and care for his child is crazy

[@wholesome_mate]

Also one of the argument is that the name isn't online.But in the video the name is said

[@gawrguraenthusiast5675]

Fr

[@idontfw]

Shes fucking weird

[@foxslt4533]

​@@No_OneO_N still posting pictures of someone else's kid without the parents consent

[@kamis.9302]

@@No_OneO_N It's not your child, so you don't get to post the child. I don't give a flying crap about what you think you can say to justify it. IT'S NOT YOUR KID. PERIOD. If I don't want my kid on someone's social media, I'm well within my right to tell you to take it down. He's not yelling at a 16 yr old for something that won't affect his child. He's not even yelling. He's ASKING her to take down something she has no business posting about. And I hope she doesn't actually get paid.

[@DiceDweeb16]

0:53 Damn, he really bruised her ego. She had to resort to shaming tactics in order to justify why someone wouldn't bend over backwards to her will. What a vile creature.

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

Man, that stuff gives me the ick.

[@Wulabaloo]

You know you’ve won an argument with a female once they start calling you gay

[@wackford]

this is why preppy starbucks sippers are so annoying

[@averyfields8183]

Thank god I don't like Starbucks coffee, their cake pops however are pretty ok.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

"Man doesn't instantly fall for me and want to give me free stuff, obviously that means he's gay." People fucking astound me.

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

The teenager accusing the man she babysat for of being a pedo as her first defense is definitely the type of person who's going to make fake rape claims later in life.

[@sum1inalotoffandoms]

people like her is why I condone bullying, like some of us did not get bullied enough and she's a prime example./lh

[@aech_two_oh]

​@sum1inalotoffandoms I don't think it's a bullying thing, I think it's a parenting thing, clearly one (or both) of her parents failed to raise her right. Although clearly somebody needed to step up and right those wrongs, whether it be a bully or not

[@fatuusdottore]

100%.

[@ClassicTeaMerchant]

"I just called a straight man gay. That means I won the argument."

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I hate those kind of bitches, a lonely miserable death or an abusive marriage is in store for them both.

[@fresanegra77]

That... seems like a child insult

[@michal31131]

That girl (can't call her a woman) talks like a child, she shouldn't drink alcohol at all

[@jeremyjohnson9585]

​@@michal31131 Judging by the way she acts, I'm sure she's never had to do any kind of real work in her life, and probably has wealthy parents that coddle her and put up with her shitty attitude.

[@ClassicTeaMerchant]

@@fresanegra77 It's a joke. Referring to this woman. 0:01

[@Moofshire]

Why is the babysitter so upset? All he asked was for her to delete the photo of his own kid since there are creeps online. The fathers decision was completely justified. Dont post pictures of kids that arent yours without permission. Also, the dad following her on social media is also justified and understandable. Its an easy way to contact them and you can see if theyre doing something illegal. That way you can see if your kid will be safe.

[@BubbaMassacre]

She was angry that she didn’t get clout

[@Godzillapuffy]

And she had the audacity to call him a pedo for following the 16 year old put in charge of taking care of his kid. I'd do the same thing in his shoes, I'd be paranoid as hell too as to what kind of person I'm paying to watch over my child.

[@ZombolicBand]

she is entitled and things the world is there for her to use😬

[@kuramayoko23]

I don't see anything wrong with a parent following a babysitter to make sure they aren't doing things they shouldn't. In the event the babysitter is no longer employed, stop following them. If a parent hits on the babysitter, that's one thing, he's not. What's worse is the fact she called him a p3d0 because he follows her. What else is she doing that she has the nerve to label him a p3d0? If it isn't your kid, you don't take and post pictures if parents don't give you express permission which I don't think parents should post pictures of their kids online anyway. I don't have kids, my sister doesn't have kids. But if either of us do, we make sure the other one is ok with every, possible, picture and is ok with myself, my sister, her husband, our mother, and anyone else associated with the kids.

[@HebiHouse]

She was angry because someone told her no and her brain overloaded.

[@GherkinGarboi]

14:44 the customer said they got the food and they're holding the Culver's cup, then they painstakingly argue that they didn't get their food and are persisting that they never said "yes." I feel so terrible for the delivery guy having to deal with this stupidity.

[@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING]

It's not stupidity, it's malicious

[@mask938]

I hope he sent that video to the cops and that swindler got in big trouble.

[@drinkintea1572]

Why not just taking a picture or record the moment you deliver the food? I mean if you dont want to loose your job over such bs, better make sure to do smth like that

[@spud9399]

if i was that guy i would have punched the shit out of her, props to him for keeping calm

[@jordy9606]

@@drinkintea1572 I'm sure he will start doing that from now on

[@Solecita19]

That babysitter is unreal. Nit only was she refusing to delete the photo but she also tried to blackmail the concerned father. Someone like her is definitely too immature to be on social media let alone be a babysitter. I hope she has it coming for her one day

[@DragonbornMike-ym2er]

Yeah, the thinly veiled "I'm gonna make people think you're a perv/pedo" was so damn disgusting, yet ironic. You understand how older guys looking at younger girl is gonna get called creepy, yet your posting pics of people's kids?

[@Sc-qD6amA]

She got on video of her doing the blackmailing to like a dumbass...... 😂

[@Krilium]

Borderline moment. Yeah I feel bad for everyone who has to deal with that thing.

[@TygerHillis]

And she’s recording herself like she’s in the right.

[@sallyparty1978]

The audacity of her makes me so upset

[@yardite7777]

15:00 "I never got no food" while holding some of the food

[@HebiHouse]

Never got smart either.

[@pathetic_girl]

moments like that just proves that life is a fucking cartoon

[@Ratface0007]

That Doordash scammer and the car break checking the truck got me feeling primal rage I haven’t experienced in a long time.

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

It got me too, especially the trucker one for a different reason. I do farmwork for a time and my relatives drove tractors, and those things werent that easy to stop and some guy effed around and found out that you shouldn’t brake check tractors.

[@dryfox11]

The door dash dude was right, that idiot woman was playing with fire. You do that too the wrong crazy mf? They will not be so polite as to ask you to take down the post, the second she opens the door, she’s getting shot. Like, that’s it. Don’t be an *sshole, and things will go better.

[@miraqen7801]

@@cheeplethebulldog1420 their 1 brain cell processing power on overclock.

[@maandren]

​@@cheeplethebulldog1420 I was actually an OTR trucker teaming with my husband for a few years and the same shit happened to us. People are just straight assholes.

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

@@maandren They can be like that all they want, but if they do that sort of thing, they’ll be straight up broke. The guy who did that had two bills to pay for repairs. Either its burned in his head or burned through his wallet.

[@holopearl1829]

My mom works with the TSA and we've both volunteered as decoys for the drug/explosive dogs. So seeing that clip hit so damn hard because those dogs are often some of the sweetest pups youd ever meet

[@Ares_LN]

fun fact that clip happened later in the day after i passed thru that exact airport on my way home from arizona

[@patrickriarchy6054]

I would have walked up and asked the chubster what his fkn problem was.

[@saltire_2825]

It’s always the drug dogs and emotional support dogs (obviously) that are the sweetest and most well behaved dogs on the planet. In stark contrast to my neighbors chihuahua, cus that thing would tear my face off if it got the chance. Chihuahuas are menaces to society

[@barabasz7367]

@@saltire_2825 It's such a shame people don't put the same care into training small dogs as they do with bigger ones. They think that just because of their size their aggression is nothing to worry about...

[@daorignaldumbucket]

Thankfully that TSA agent lost his job

[@pennycat6317]

I'm on the dad's side with that babysitting one like I'm not even 20 and I follow people older than me but in a platonic way no weird intensions I just like their stuff and he's right about the creeps, like yeah they have their own circle but ANYONE can find that stuff

[@Legs05]

Myself and my wife just had our first child and we haven't posted any pics of her online and WE STILL got abuse from randos demanding we post pics online as proof we had a child 😂😂

[@Eric-ly9uk]

It makes sense to follow someone whom you’re trusting with your child. If I had a kid, I’d want to know everything I could about the people I’m placing around them. Just makes sense to me.

[@Moon-nk3co]

@@Eric-ly9uk Never know if the Teen has done Vape or some shit too. My own sister was told by my mother that she’s not allowed to take pictures during babysitting. It’s just not right.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

If nothing else, it's an invasion of privacy.

[@123lovelylady]

I agree. She says he's a crdeep cause he follows her you're the bigger creep because you posted a child on your Instagram

[@-1f]

5:44 Despite Kyujin being only 17 years old and the youngest of NMIXX, she handled this situation very quickly and maturely. Props to her

[@Jessie_03]

I did not expect to see my Nmixx girls in one of these videos haha

[@Crown1923DC]

I did not even expect K-Pop to appear in one of Ailurus videos, let alone NMIXX... It's so preplexing to me to see this outside of K-Pop bubbles

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

I was wondering who she was as I'm not too familiar with her group

[@worldwidefunnyguy]

the fact that a 17 year old is more mature and concerned about the baby than the literal guardian handling them? like what?

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

@@worldwidefunnyguy that wasn't a father?

[@shadicusivxxradicus2253]

There's no honor in killing your own flesh and blood over a misunderstanding. What happened was absolutely deplorable and disgusting. And I sure hope the parties involved feel that shame for the rest of their lives.

[@HebiHouse]

You know he won't. He's uneducated, and even if he wasn't he wouldn't care.

[@nickklavdianos5136]

I'd argue that there's no honour to kill anyone at all, and it should only be acceptable if they're posing an active threat to your own life.

[@Fabrizio-lr1gj]

Jesus Christ for a second I read the word “honor” as “horror” and I was like wtf is wrong with you lmao

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

@@Fabrizio-lr1gj You don’t kill people for understandings? I do it every day! (This is a joke, obviously, lol)

[@Fabrizio-lr1gj]

@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae lmao

[@tophatstudios9069]

16:23 "i never got my food" she says literally holding the food in her hands

[@goblinemu6784]

Id flip the cup out her fat fingers

[@skootergirl22]

But where's her burger?

[@tophatstudios9069]

@@skootergirl22 she got her drink but somehow her burger was misplaced

[@sum1inalotoffandoms]

like how are you gonna deny getting your goddamn food when you have the fucking cup from said food place IN YOUR HANDS while looking the delivery person in the eyes💀?

[@Ghostman223]

I love that ailurus actually treats abuse equally between both genders, I've seen many people disregard the actual abuse of men.

[@PlayerZeroStart]

The double standard is insane, I once had an argument with someone who believed that rape against men wasn't as bad because "they can get boners" and "it feels good to them" as if that matters a damn thing.

[@marmalade8915]

Fax

[@SILLYCATSKILLER]

​@@PlayerZeroStart People like that genuinely disgust me, They are horrible people for saying that. An experience such as 🍇 is obviously traumatic regardless of gender.

[@OvrStim1]

@@PlayerZeroStart Really really gross. So disappointing people think that way. So many people think that rape against men is a joke. And usually is men defending the rapist when the rapist is female. I’ve heard guys say so much shit like this. I think there may have been one girl I knew who said something similar, but I cussed her out. I was ready to throw hands. It is so disgusting.

[@CoolestColor]

Honestly it sickens me when I see a video of a teenage boy with permanent scars and they say “women can’t abuse.”

[@speedrublucas1139]

The goat one doesn't have all the facts. The girl was part of a program that told her UPFRONT that the goat was to be used for slaughter. Her parents tried to buy the goat AFTER it was already auctioned off and promised to someone else. The parents then stole the goat and transported it somewhere else. The police then had to be contacted and took the goat back. Yeah, it's dumb the police had to get involved, but the goat wasn't hers to begin with. The buyer was contacted and was okay with backing out of buying the goat, but the program decided to go through it.

[@Norinia]

They program didn’t just ‘decide’ to go through with it, they were weirdly determined to go through with it. The goat was her’s otherwise she wouldn’t have gotten the lion’s share of the profits of raising it while they got a meager 7% (the ‘buying’ you stated was actually offering to pay their cut of the sale so the fair association would lose nothing) Also, you missed their weird statement that makes this so foul. The buyer tried fighting for the family, and they decided to state *”You don’t have rights over the goat, you only have rights over the cuts of meat that we’re going to make the goat.”* That’s an insane and monstrous statement. You cannot stand there and say they were in the right with crazy beliefs like that.

[@BlehhhXP]

But they were like “too bad we will chase you to the ends of the earth to kill that piece of shit goat motherfucker he needs to go”

[@AceH.-jk5kn]

source? i'd love a link :3

[@KompetenteEnte]

You should tell people that there was a 30 yo guy having sex with a 14 yo, wait for their reaction and then tell them that genders where switched

[@bradleyhickey8952]

Fun fact, the California woman who lied about the kidnapping originally sent a police report and then told tictok a completely different story

[@homedogg1233]

Every iamapieceofshit video should be followed by Humansbeingbros to balance everything out

[@JackieOwl94]

I wanna see animals being bros or cats are jerks

[@Monkey_11]

He prefers to me toxic

[@Redshirtgaming96]

I can’t find an episode I’m getting an imbalance… must hate humanity

[@KPDempsey]

12:56 was infuriating but I couldn't help but laugh at the insult that Ailurus had for her.

[@nehalarafa8260]

I'm not trying to be rude but how the fuck do you get infuriated by this (I have seen far worse witch explains my behavior)

[@epsilloide]

@@nehalarafa8260 We’re not as stone-hard from traumatizing events. pod

[@nehalarafa8260]

@@epsilloide makes sense

[@lxchris5252]

​@@nehalarafa8260 That is not the flex you think it is.

[@nehalarafa8260]

@@lxchris5252 I'm not trying to flex I'm actually confused

[@dubst0652]

Omg that door dash girl lying about not getting the food with the damn cup in hand is making my blood boil !!!! And the girls in the very beginning!! So insufferable and entitled !! I’m angy 😅

[@everyonesfavoritesejong]

I hope that girl go to prison for that

[@editdotexe]

"I just brought you your food right?" "Yes" They admit it at the very start that they got it, and probably the same lack of awareness that results in them answering the door with cup in hand.

[@skootergirl22]

Yet the door dasher got fired over that evidence

[@HebiHouse]

​@jimmytheman3932sure ain't hot.

[@gurogoth]

Nah cause tbh imagine doordash being your only job lmao 😭 that's wild

[@rayrez1245]

“I got a girlfriend” “He’s gay” Wtf? Man, I never been that drunk

[@michal31131]

They tried to be petty because they didn't get free drinks, pathetic

[@skootergirl22]

If it was men who were harassing a woman bartender, they'd be banned from everything and have their faces on newspapers and on TV

[@rayrez1245]

@@skootergirl22 correct

[@thunderstrand]

14:15 At this point, just hire a scuba diver, it’ll keep the water safe and the phone will still be found with a reasonable price. He literally drained so much water for nothing.

[@E_N1GMA_IV]

I love the trucker break checks where the car get absolutely f*cking demolished, it's beautiful

[@ryanmackenzie6109]

God it must be so satisfying

[@McCaroni_Sup]

Though unfortunately the truckers always forget to perform the traditional ritual coup de grace involving pumping dozens of pieces of lead at high velocities into the brake checker until they begin to release a crimson fluid from their body, painting the asphalt with its color.

[@Water_bottle5454]

It was not 21 thousand but 2,100,000 liters . 1lakh =100000. And yes that official should genuinely be worried about his security

[@Water_bottle5454]

@BradynLee 1,00,000

[@bland9876]

Concerts are so loud that I literally went partially deaf just because I went to one and here this lady is bringing her freaking baby into the concert seriously.

[@roteberg1]

The reason your employer might follow you on social media is so they can make sure you dont do anything that can harm them in any way. Not to creep on you.

[@dimsufferer9951]

Like posting pictures of their kids for actual creeps to see

[@baliyae]

That day care worker is sick! Those poor parents don’t have a child anymore because of her! There are special areas in hell for people like her!

[@C.G.Gaster]

and special areas in prison. I wonder if she is able to even sleep there herself with the size of the target she has.

[@baliyae]

@@C.G.Gaster Yeah, that too. I hear they trade child killers for cigarettes in prison.

[@C.G.Gaster]

@@baliyae Maybe, hopefully we wont find out in person.

[@skootergirl22]

She possibly would use her race as an excuse if they sued her for murder

[@RibbitRibbit191]

What's the worst circle of hell again?

[@TwinleaftheDragon]

a little bit of context for that plane guy: He actively took the plane into the air while ignoring major maintenance requirements that made the plane legally not airworthy (which means it shouldn't be flying in the first place) He also lies in the video about "always wearing a parachute" when he flies, even though in other vids he has no such parachute on. Also he originally had a Ridgewallet ad in the beginning of the video, but took it out after the Ridge sent a cease and desist to him

[@whyiwakeup6460]

Yeah he had a deal for a sponsor and the contract was to crash a plane, so I guess they immediately pulled out as the legal ramifications showed up

[@cindydott452]

He also pulled and sold the original, very expensive engine, and put in a much cheaper one before the final flight.

[@jjartzlikeslamps]

The first video absolutely infuriated me. I'm so sick of seeing men being harassed like this and it's not taken seriously because he's a guy. I absolutely can't stand double standards and good people suffering from them.

[@kasee8620]

that babysitter not understanding or caring the parents of the child she watches being mad is WILD. and then to ask "why do you have instagram? why are you following me?" as if to twist it against him.

[@shadowscall7758]

Because she knows he would lose if she pressed that. Luckily he was recording it. She didn't care about the kid at all.

[@ethancarroll7027]

I really feel for that door dash dude, I had delivered for a lady that accidentally ordered two of the same meal, and so I took my time to help her out by directing her to door dash customer service so she could get a refund, she thanked me and life went on or so I thought. Next thing I know when I get done with my shift, I checked my dasher app and found out she filed a dispute against me. Felt like a massive slap to the face.

[@gurogoth]

Nah cause tbh imagine doordash being your only job lmao 😭 that's wild

[@xFlareLeon]

I've had a delivery driver deliver yo my neighbor instead of me, and I didn't dispute. If I have a problem, I dispute the restaurant, almost never the driver.

[@crxstalgaming2052]

​Not everyone has rich parents and is very lucky​@@gurogoth

[@silverflight01]

So I wrote this in the other video, and I'll bring it here. 8:35 The Indian brother who "Honor Killed" his sister because she didn't know she had a period and it lead to the brother believing she was sleeping around is super deplorable. I actually consider his "Honor Killing" far more dishonorable because he literally jumped to conclusions and took a life. Honestly, I myself consider "Honor Killings" to preserve the honor of a family to be bulls**t because a family can just assume something due to a lack of knowledge and an innocent life will be lost. It makes it unsafe for people to live somewhere just because they exist

[@AbrasiousProductions]

Honor killings are lame

[@silverbutterfly1739]

How much you want to bet he just wanted to kill his sister and use this as an excuse?

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Most of these men from these cultures have a burning hatred for women. He knew what he was doing.

[@skootergirl22]

Shows how backwards some of India is when it comes to woman anatomy

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

Honestly, I feel like an “honor killing” is backwards. It isn’t gonna bring you any honor or preserve honor in this day and age, its only gonna bring you dishonor and decay all honor. That is just my opinion though, feel free to disagree.

[@sephikong8323]

As a (new) bartender, the first clip went directly through my soul. Thank God where I am the bartender doesn't deal with the customer and the waiters do the bridge between them and us, I really don't want to have to deal with airheads like that

[@shept.7736]

19:44 that is a classic case of insurance fraud, the car has a temp tag so you can't get the plate number if it doesnt work, car is probably on a lease or recently purchased to do so

[@the_broken_bowl]

You can hear the "THANK GOD" that went thru the bartenders mind when they were leaving

[@bertil9730]

The 16 year old girl one. How can you be SO entitled to think it is okay to post a picture of someone's kid you're babysitting and NOT take it down when they ask, only to threaten them with false accusations. If he can follow her without knowing, that means her instagram is not private and any weirdo could go and see all of her pictures and this man probably just saw her in his recommended and pressed follow because he knew her.

[@roonkolos]

The fact the babysitter was so willing to admit she would happily ruin someone in such an egregious way. I hope to god that shıt thinking is stamped out fast because that is legitimately evil. All because he doesnt want his child to be seen online

[@Wulabaloo]

Imagine losing millions of dollars worth of water for a £500 phone.

[@Xxxxxxc51237]

I believe I heard that the official had important government files stored on that phone, but it is still stupid to keep it on such a fragile device.

[@Wulabaloo]

@@Xxxxxxc51237 That’s literally what hard drives are for. The cloud is just not the way to go

[@Liechtenstein_real]

I'm a stupid dumb american can you put that into USD? [Just learn that £500 is like 1,200$]

[@Wulabaloo]

@@Liechtenstein_real Relatable, I just know what the price is from another yt comment

[@Liechtenstein_real]

@@Wulabalooeven more relatable

[@GothicFoxglove]

Dude, the last premiere had audio problems, but I know this time things will be better. We will finally be able to taste the juice

[@thatoneguywhouploads]

change your profile picture

[@kagemushashien8394]

Bitter juice.

[@123lovelylady]

​@@thatoneguywhouploads why?

[@LoraLoibu]

@@thatoneguywhouploads Oh, _do _*_fictional_*_ tiddies trigger you?_

[@iconica9516]

​@@123lovelylady it makes him horny so he's upset

[@Regrettable-Username]

6:48 back when I was involved in childcare, this was something we were warned about - you cant just take pictures and videos on peoples kids without their consent. My sister, who was training to be a photographer at the time, would ask parents about pictures when they dropped their kids off with us. She would always share her Instagram/Facebook info for the parents to see the pictures. This was over a decade ago, so idk what's changed in this field over the years.

[@justbrookq1381]

13:15 THE "THIS GORRILA BUILT BODY BITCH" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@angelicart.6]

straight f bars man

[@biriyani_on_top]

To be honest, props to the first guy for staying calm during that. Any other guy - me included - would beat the stuffing out of those women

[@vypergaming117]

Same, I'd show them how I give my equal treatment to all genders :)

[@NULL_VOID_BigPain]

@@vypergaming117 thats one of my sayings now for equality double standards "EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS"

[@barabasz7367]

They were attacking every aspect of masculinity a guy could be insecure about. It's truly horrifying how calculated those jabs were.

[@PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi]

I’m a woman here, the way they pulled out the “he’s definitely gay” card just because he isn’t attracted to them is infuriating. And he also brought up his GIRLfriend, idk what the hell else they need.

[@corsaircarl9582]

Reminds me of a joke I heard: Two girls walk into a bar, they go up to the bartender and say: "We heard pretty girls get free drinks" The bartender smiles and says: "Yes they do, drinks are 5 bucks each."

[@beasty909]

Every Child deserves a parent, Yet not every parent deserves a child.

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

10:39 that car came damningly dangerously close to the camera person

[@Gair-g8n]

This was sick as fuck idk why this is in the video

[@alexrudhall815]

@@Gair-g8n Because he could have killed someone for clout. Lord forbid he loses control and crashes into a home. But hey anything for internet fame right?

[@Steve0-0]

@@alexrudhall815most likely not for clout

[@spencerk1932]

​@@Steve0-0why else would he be doing it? Personal enjoyment? He still could've gotten someone killed for no good reason.

[@Steve0-0]

@@spencerk1932 personal enjoyment is why, and people who find joy in these sorts of things aren’t worried about the repercussions

[@McCaroni_Sup]

"She's literally like, so hot." "Hot like a dumpster fire?"

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

Sometimes I think my heart is empty AND THEN I SEE STUFF LIKE THIS *AND I FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE*

[@silverflight01]

19:00 It's baffling that some people still brake check nowadays. Dashcams are everywhere, you can (and likely will) be proven to be at fault, and even arrested for insurance fraud. Like, what do people desperately want that makes them pull this s**t? Attention?

[@hello_mr.yomi6627]

Bro people like that are freaking stupid especially considering their brake checking a semi even if a semi is going 10 miles an hour it's still going to go 2 miles before it freaking stops

[@LoraLoibu]

I don't even get the point of brake-checking someone other than to fuck over their day

[@jasmineduran6731]

And nowadays, some drivers hold we*pons. They're not supposed to, but some do and they can be unhinged.

[@elanrg]

@@jasmineduran6731why did u censor weapon?

[@mrfancyshmancy]

That last one, i don't understand how these people can live with themselves or consider themselves human. Faking that you save a kid while you practically kidnapped it and beat the mother is a new level of disgusting.

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

8:46 to be fair, the father is worrying about the child’s safety, they’re like my dad who reminds me every once in a while to make sure no one weird is commenting on anything I post

[@krusader9508]

Pretty sure the girl was the POS in this clip

[@rosedevq]

Like for real he was just being a good father and she was being a MAD bitch

[@Leonidas1210vc]

15:50 honestly I feel food/delivery drivers should be issued body cams at this point, shit like this is atrocious.

[@sailur]

The babysitter shouldn't have acted like that period, if you post someones child and they say to take it down, you take it down, shouldn't be an argument at all

[@xsh4dw]

@@sailur They always threaten to accuse people of pedophilia and rape and then wonder why certain people are always skeptical about allegations and not supporting them

[@MaxDragonwolf]

0:57 "We're not judging. It's fine." She says that while she and her group talk about the bartender's sexuality in a very degatory way that it would make a conservative in the 80s blush all because he politely declined the offer to pay for the group's drinks

[@ThePosthumousrex]

I saw about the goat incident. What made it worse was that the buyer was ok with canceling the sale. It was the auction company that insisted that the goat be slaughtered.

[@Flex2hard]

Anytime ailurus makes a video. It’s always entertaining

[@cg_plays]

Npc

[@LennergyDK]

@@cg_plays still facts

[@redmed10]

Depressing in my view.

[@victorstoian4743]

Posting again, since last video went down after the audio went to get milk. I know this is not a fatlogic video, and considering the topic, it might not be so appropriate, but I just wanted to thank you. The first fatlogic upload that was recommended to me made me realise that fat helped me with nothing except making me feel very hot during summers. I realised that the path I was going down was not one of sustainability, so I decided to diet and lose weight, inspired by the other people that did the same after watching your videos. I have lost 10 kilograms over the last year, and gained about 10 centimeters in height in what could possibly by my last growspurth. I even managed to get into the school's football/soccer team after losing the weight. I just wanted to sincerely thank you for making my life better. I hope you can continue to make great content!

[@hziebicki]

Go you, Victor! :)

[@victorstoian4743]

@@hziebicki Thank you!

[@saltire_2825]

Keep up the good work man.

[@Dragonwaterdancer22]

Good for you man. Hope you're feeling better.

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

​@@victorstoian4743 Hope you're feeling happier and healthier, my dude. Good luck on the football team.

[@mrflux9375]

shame on those drunk women for using gay as an insult to the bartender

[@ShockingPikachu]

Bet she calls herself an ally online too 😒

[@tetraxis3011]

Bro that’s what you think is wrong? Get your priorities straight.

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

@@tetraxis3011are you saying that being gay is wrong???

[@brushwanderer_1]

I think that he meant that he thought the woman trying to convince him to buy a drink and calling him lame was worse.

[@Cosmic_Espeon]

"you never brought me my food." "Bitch, you get the cup in your fuckin hand, of course I brought you your food."

[@Queue3612]

16:00 Imagine a pizza delivery driver shows up, the customer takes the pizza then charge backs the order claiming they didnt deliver. this is robbery.

[@beasty909]

I FREAKING AGREE!! Punishment fits the crime!!!! doesnt matter if you are a child or adult, if you act like a demonic adult & KILL someone, you get treated as a freaking demonic adult!!!

[@legion4902]

Actually, it does matter, statistics prove so.

[@super_manul1167]

​@@legion4902 proof please and explain

[@C.G.Gaster]

@@legion4902 I agree, i need proof that you say exists. Cause if it were me, I would beat the ever loving hell out of those kids.

[@TygerHillis]

@@legion4902 I don’t care. Murderers deserve the death penalty. Regardless of age. You are an adult once you kill someone

[@legion4902]

@@TygerHillis You're fucked in the head. Also, dunno who keeps removing my comments, but I've provided My proof. Kids are kids, not adults, cry about it. You're a sicko that wants to watch a kid die, we get it. Luckily the law protects children from you deplorable sickos. Perhaps we should pass a law putting the death penalty on sickos like you?

[@Tim2716]

19:34 people that do stuff like this deserve to have their cars repossessed.

[@splix9351]

I feel like this is starting to become ailurus's outlet, to just let his anger out justly... I'm here for it

[@jeremyjohnson9585]

Yeessssss...let the hate flow through you. Take your weapon, strike me down, and your path to the dark side will be complete.

[@SuiteAces]

I'm disabled and love my delivery drivers. I take care of them and they take care of me. Most delivery apps now have the picture as proof of delivery and I always make sure the newer drivers know to take one before leaving (some are still new and forget so I flag them down). These poor folks are getting fleeced by asshole "customers" and I do my best to tip well and be the highlight of their night. In addition, being kind doesn't cost you anything. My husband used to install security so I know what it's like to see your loved one go out the door to strange people's houses not knowing what kind of people they are and if he's safe. It's a scary world out there, be safe yall.

[@johndoofus2]

13:48 "just let em loose." HAD ME DYING 😆😂😂😆🐕

[@zachcharbonneau]

i can only imagine the parents anger about learning why their child is in jail. they must hate their kid.

[@idontfw]

The moral of this video is violence is always the answer against assholes

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I've held that mantra for years, served me well

[@nicholassykes128]

I hate the people that false dispute DoorDash. It’s also dumb to screw over people that have your address

[@wall-knight2830]

exactly, you'd have to be the dumbest specimen on earth to start beef with somebody who knows where you live

[@silverbutterfly1739]

This is why nowadays you're supposed to take a picture of them holding the food. You can't say you didn't get it when I literally have a picture of you holding it!

[@skootergirl22]

That's why you'll need a camera on you

[@gurogoth]

Nah cause tbh imagine doordash being your only job lmao 😭 that's wild

[@Juancr2006]

​@@gurogothwow, imagine having an actual job, unbelievable, right?

[@XarmenKarshov]

As far as the Doordash one, all he had to say was "I have you on camera admitting to getting the food. So you'll either give me my money now or give me it tenfold in court."

[@bigdumber7242]

Unlike the TSA agent, the dog was properly trained

[@nataliemorett1911]

Tsa sucks

[@cheesentman1515]

10:03 dude could’ve gotten a NASCAR contract and instead is making a fool out of himself

[@realcookiemon]

man...every single time i hear something about an animal getting hurt in your videos it just makes me want to hug and kiss my dog even more than usual

[@Solkerash]

6:52 I’m on the dad’s side in this scenario.

[@B-52H]

Yeah, there are laws saying you can't take pictures without permission in a private place like a living space or bathroom withasking the owner or the person in the photo for permission violation of privacy

[@B-52H]

Also, pictures sometimes have GeoTag showing dates and locations, so this very well can leak where there house is.

[@Solkerash]

You do have a logical point.

[@SuperNova-nl5eb]

14:33 his justification was also that the phone had top secret shit in it, but we all know that it's a bunch of bullshit

[@B-52H]

I'm pretty sure it's pretty safe down there

[@silverflight01]

And even then, the only way someone could get into it is if the dude did not set some sort of passcode. And this is IF the phone actually survived, but it did not

[@jovindsouza3407]

The files never existed. He wouldn't have had authority to access them anyway even if they did, so if he had the files on his phone he just committed an even more severe crime.

[@Nylak-Otter]

10:25 Holy shit, kids play in the street in my neighborhood everyday. There are 6 kids ranging from 4 to 9 that play outside my house every afternoon for a few hours, and I go out with them for awhile with my pit bull/mastiff puppy in training so they can play with her for positive socialization if they want. They're not even supervised since it's so routine. We'd all be dead AF if that shitbag tried something like that.

[@R-se]

@@nehalarafa8260 I’m sorry you feel that you’re worthless?

[@nehalarafa8260]

@@R-se I said read everything and second of all I didn't even except a kind response at all (like I said READ EVERYTHING)

[@R-se]

@@nehalarafa8260 But.. I did read everything

[@nehalarafa8260]

@@R-se dude I literally said it's fine if some random kids die or if someone random or important dies since someone can replace the original person so of course I have to apply that logic to myself because that's considered following your own advice you dumb fuck

[@365ral]

The South Park episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" aged like fine wine.

[@YodaOnABender]

That first clip reminds me of when I worked at a pub. People were absolute twats to you if you didn’t do what they wanted

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Its a place full of awful people who are likely sloshed.

[@pawncube6787]

The dog in the airport one actually isn't terrible from what I know. A dog doing serious work needs to self-correct when they get too far from their handler. The leash jerking is supposed to make the dog uncomfortable with going too far away, and the dog is generally praised right after for moving closer to the handler.(however unwillingly) Soon enough, the dog self-corrects and keeps slack in the leash, which then translates to staying close and available to their handler when illegal drugs and terrorism is on the line. Not that the TSA is any good at stopping terrorists, but in theory, that's the reason for the tugging and fast direction changes.

[@Josh_the_jester]

19:06 why do people still do this? It wasn't funny in 2019, it wasn't funny last year, it's certainly ain't funny now, break checking an 18 wheeler is like break checking a locomotive, it'll end badly for you because almost every trucker uses a dash cam

[@Thestrangetux]

alright, I do not have the means to report this, but the stealing bastard at 18:39: Licence plate: 9DB9740 State: Maine if someone knows how to report it, please do, and let me know so I can't delete the comment. I'm not one for "public justice" but these junkies annoy the crap outta me.

[@cherrycher-cherlove6009]

Fun fact the store was stop and shop and unfortunately it’s slightly common

[@Xiiki]

8:11 Okay? And? They probably do that because they want to keep tabs on what you post about their child.

[@Wulabaloo]

The accusations made by her are so dumb, the reason he followed you on instagram is for the exact reason both of them are sitting there

[@bigshaqexegaming5748]

Welcome to another episode of, what atrocious things is Ailrurus's chat gonna say next?

[@GaySatanicClowns]

What happened?

[@averyfields8183]

Man, I was sad about everything.

[@CatManReal]

2:50 Children commiting murder will result in them going to prison if found guilty. It's a waivable offense, so anyone commiting it immediatly gets treated as if they were an adult.

[@wilh3lmmusic]

13:56 a lakh is 100,000 so he actually drained 2.1 MILLION LITERS to retrieve… a BROKEN phone

[@IronWolf123]

I find it funny that Ailurus gets angry about pieces of shit while the Celestic Town theme plays in the background

[@jacearmor5274]

22:51 And the police wonder why most people are anti-cop.

[@sampledgem6215]

I looked into the story. The dog charged them without any warning. The owner was also right next to the dog and said nothing as the dog charged the officers. The body cam footage is on the Detroit Free Press. Can’t link it or I’ll get shadow banned like last time.

[@justsomeguy1275]

It’s just because all the bad is so much more visible there is a lot of bad which is a problem but there is good out there as with all people

[@tetraxis3011]

Most people are anti cop because they want to behave like barbarians in public and get away with it.

[@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX]

@@justsomeguy1275issue is that yes you can always say there is more good than bad which obviously is the case however there is 0 true punishment for the bed.

[@juliangriffiths9583]

Just saying there are more good cops than bad cops out there

[@Norinia]

11:50 What makes this so much more evil is that the buyer actually agreed to let her keep the goat. The evil party in this is the FAIR ASSOCIATION which declared that ‘he didn’t have a right to the goat, only the cuts of meat that were going to come from killing the goat’. Reading more and more about the story sounds like a f^cking satanic ritual to kill a kid’s soul, just WTF. They just wanted to hurt the little girl in the end. It’s absolutely sick how they pursued this. The girl is suing right now, as in California, she, as a minor, had the right to terminate a contract she no longer wished to participate in, but it’s speculated that the goat is already dead. (For the record, I’m not against meat and ranching. I’m against the abominable actions that these freaks did. Like they had to smear her with it’s blood for their satisfaction or something, it’s sick! ‘You don’t have a right to the goat, only the cuts of meat that we’re going to make from the goat’ so what??? You’re gonna jack off to the goat’s dying screams??? What the mental fuck is wrong with you?!?!?)

[@AClericalRhino]

What I love about this channel is Panda Daddy's righteous indignation at the scum of the Earth.

[@The-San-Francisco-Treat]

11:38 As someone who unfortunatley lives in this god forasken county Im not suprised that the police would rather spend their time making sure a child's animal dies instead of doing something about the horrible drug and squatter issues.

[@Im-fl7gu]

If I see one more dog being abused, I will become batman

[@TWGuardian]

Warning to new viewers: there's a lot of heartbreaking doggo moments in this video. If you love dogs then hold your heart, it's gonna be a tough one.

[@playernotfound9489]

people do worse to chickens

[@playernotfound9489]

@SwordieSlice since when could the zenith talk? ik lucy can but when the zenith

[@LoraLoibu]

@@playernotfound9489 it's just a profile picture, you _do_ know there's a real person behind that, right?

[@playernotfound9489]

@@LoraLoibu r/wooosh

[@C.G.Gaster]

t-this needs to be higher up like pinned level kind of stuff.

[@GingerNinja-os7lj]

I did not expect the final story, they basically just kidnapped that kid

[@awsm253]

It's weird how often women will want free stuff and will try to use their looks or popularity to get it. One time back at Subways I was on the late shift and had a pair of drunk girls making demands and at one point one said "Do you know who she is?" (I had no idea.) And because I was so busy, All I said was "I don't really care" And they scoffed before leaving.

[@C.G.Gaster]

Yep, gifts are for people I like. showing off is to get into someone's pants.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

“You’re gay!” “Despite your best efforts, I’m still attracted to my girlfriend.”

[@Rookwyn]

13:33 with a quick google search of the headline I found that her name is Elizabeth Jaimes and it’s in Florida which is unsurprising. The dog belonged to the mother of Elizabeth’s boyfriend who she was living with. The mother’s dog Maya started to get mysterious injuries and at the request of the veterinarian the mother installed a hidden camera. Elizabeth admitted to attacking the dog because the dog growled at her.

[@beanie.weanie]

21:20 she also blamed a random couple and tried getting them arrested

[@sofialouised]

2:10 god, this is horrible. As a nursery worker who cares for babies and toddlers, I have been overwhelmed by screaming babies before and have even cried at work because of it. Usually I’ll just take a deep breath and try my best to help or hand the child to a coworker and step outside for a moment. Never in a million years would I hurt any of the kids that these parents trust me to care for as they should. Nobody, NOBODY should be afraid to never see their child again because they do a kid thing and someone KILLS them…

[@nehalarafa8260]

"never in a million years" so after that you'll kill the children right?

[@biriyani_on_top]

I would also like to add that for the incident of the Indian guy draining the dam for his phone, they did get the phone back, albeit waterlogged and non-functioning

[@Bruh-jz1se]

So all and all. A total waste of important time, resources, and money. Politicians man, the absolute worst a human can become

[@skootergirl22]

He could just take the countries rice to dry it out

[@McCaroni_Sup]

​@@Bruh-jz1se He should've caught a bullet along with the phone.

[@nataliemorett1911]

​@@skootergirl22take all the rice to do that

[@littleladybrooks6635]

He could've just had someone swim to get it back. Or buy a new one.

[@EpicGamingSkills1]

4:33 The reason for this is because some older people don’t get that some people wanting to “fix” their PC or “fix” their bank account are actually scammers. This is actually pretty neat since older people won’t have thousands of dollars (or pounds) taken from them.

[@EpicGamingSkills1]

Also I should mention this, employers tend to follow and watch what their employees do on the internet, mainly to see if their employee is a good person or not. This is important with a babysitter, since you are trusting your CHILD to someone else while you’re away. You can usually see how someone is, or acts, based on what they posted. That 16 year old was a A-Hole for not respecting someone’s privacy, especially to a baby who can’t consent to the photos being taken, also keep in mind, it’s entirely up to the parents if they want their child’s face on the internet.

[@pixelthesketch5257]

The babysister proclaims it's not harmful to post this man's child on the internet for anyone to see, but when the dad brings up the fact there's multiple pedos in their area, she tries to paint him as one. That shit infuriates the hell out of me. She also says it's not a huge deal because the fame she'll garner will be short-lived, but refuses to because let's be 100% real, she's a teen how feeds of of social media likes and clout. Just absolutely disgusting.