AITA for catching my thumb in the back door (React Court)

[@jerredjones9900]

Crazy how this is the last video NL ever posted before the thumb infection spread to his brain..

[@ezgolf1764]

Rumours of enelles demise have been understated

[@lorenzo8755]

It truly was where everything started going downhill fast

[@Pyronar]

I think his content only got more pogged after the brain infection.

[@PenumbralFigure]

NTA he couldn't have predicted the biggest blizzard in Vancouver in the 10 years he's lived there

[@samlund4410]

Rip a legend

[@Somnya0]

People really need to stop exaggerating about React Court's demise

[@skele56]

Many people are saying this

[@jordanwardan7588]

I cannot believe these greatly exaggerated rumors of react courts demise

[@WheelDragon]

It's been an hour i think react court is dead, guys 😭

[@none5020]

Not just exaggerating, GREATLY exaggerating.

[@rhythmicshooter318]

I need we need to stop exaggerating people exaggerating about react court's demise tbh

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Can't believe this was the last video he posted before the thumb infection spread to his scalp and regrew his hair

[@oliviapg]

The good ending

[@DecayingReverie]

HE'S BALD!?

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

@@DecayingReverie +2

[@Ferus11]

Thumb arc is shaping up to be as good as the food poisoning saga

[@DecayingReverie]

I don't know, the simulatenous campylobactor and salmonella infection arc had some surprising twists. Same nascent bacteria might attach to his thumb infection and make him into some demi-god form with a shirt that says, "I'm going to make you my witch," on it.

[@lorenzo8755]

The back door was just doing it's work like it's supposed to, YTA for putting your thumb in there and complaining about the results

[@jordanwardan7588]

NTA His Door, His Rules

[@WillYumLIVE]

Play stupid game, win stupid prize…

[@moguel1524]

@@jordanwardan7588 YTA, he should have made a contract stipulating that the door would not act on harmful ways to him, by not putting it on paper he is open to the consequences.

[@Senjamin]

the LORD OF THE MANOR slams the door and expects to not be injured

[@Fu7u23Y05chi]

@@moguel1524 NTA - the door clearly has overstepped boundaries and quite frankly, probably the law. Probably intended murder.

[@atomknight8361]

K8 continuing to be chat's champion is incredible. Just roasting her injured bald husband with no chill. They are such a based couple

[@Amben991]

She's one of us!

[@brinka7918]

“she’s dead you won” is a crazy sentence

[@VarietiesOfBlue]

ikr I had to pause because I almost did a spit take lolol

[@fledbeast5783]

The 100 year old vs 7 foot tall tug of war made me laugh so fucking hard for a reason I can't explain, easily the funniest thing I've heard in months

[@SilentMott]

It wouldn't be React Court without the first post being about a wedding and the first comment goes mild nuclear warfare and suggests "distancing from your family".

[@dubzgamerz3933]

Isn't it crazy that this was the last video the egg posted before his thumb infection spread to his stomach, multiplied into two different antibiotic-resistant strains of infection and almost caused his demise.

[@Larryboy2701]

"I don't consider my foot a part of my body." Holy birsh his thumb must be fuuuuuucked up.

[@Sasiskin7823]

I cant believe that NL slammed his penith in the car door.

[@jimmyredd]

The 3k 7 footers probably couldn't even move just the amount of rope needed for 500k 100 year-olds

[@nomron]

lets assume you need 2 ft of rope per hundred year old, using 15lb per 100 feet of rope (rough estimate) each 7 footer would need to pull 500 pounds, theoretically possible but yeah itd be a workout lol

[@Taylor-gb5gf]

"she died (aneurysm)" "crushed by drunk dump truck driver"

[@colinmallery50]

I have never related to NL more than when he’s talking about getting to places early Also: why was it her responsibility to make sure her grown ass parents can be ready for their OWN DAUGHTERS WEDDING

[@samlund4410]

It's borderline criminal to be late to your daughter's wedding

[@jaccubin]

Oh boy I can't wait to spend approx. 10 hours hearing about this thumb incident over the next six weeks!

[@8xottox8]

Really the only way for OP to be the asshole in the wedding scenario is if their parents are like completely senile or immobile or something. At that point yeah you're kinda supposed to look after them.

[@receivethelearn]

"Could you imagine if it said "she died thumb in door"" had me rolling. Thank you Ryan for that banger of a joke!

[@mikahs7944]

"so i cant use him as an angle" straight up some Dee shit off always sunny LMAO

[@brinka7918]

imagine being all grown up and late for your child’s wedding that’s so embarrassing

[@bowler1106]

Except for Circumstances that I can't control. I'm almost always 20 minutes early. I can always play around on my phone in the parking lot and waste time

[@Vario69]

Google says: People over 7ft = 0.000038% People over 100 yrs = 0.004% I'm surprised at how it's not even a contest 😳

[@gimmegimmechicken]

30 min drive, you gotta leave at least 45 minutes early

[@huckthatdish]

Earlier if you’re actually part of the wedding like the father presumably is

[@Civilian08]

In regards to the man who was mad at his daughter for not exchanging his gift for him immediately, my Grandpa is also like that. He has no respect for peoples' time, and expects everyone to be able to drop whatever they're doing and help him immediately. I could absolutely imagine him doing the same thing, though he probably wouldn't escalate it to the extent the father did, he'd just get really passive-aggressive about it.

[@Phoenix0F8]

it's just so weird that someone could find it unthinkable to take their own time to do something, but somehow can't comprehend that what's inconvenient for them is just as inconvenient for someone else. if not moreso because, y'know, you really get nothing out of doing someone else's busywork for them. at least doing something trivial for yourself gets it out of the way in your own life.

[@jenm1]

@@Phoenix0F8 main character syndrome

[@CZProtton]

@@Phoenix0F8 You can just see it in the whole post. Its not real work because its on the PC, she can always take her time because she is working undefined hours... he is totaly insane with no respect for other people.

[@brinka7918]

some adults feel that responsibilities don’t catch up to them.. they weren’t getting ready for their own daughter’s wedding and it only shows they don’t give two fucks about it. as someone who struggles with time management i was never late if i cared

[@Larryboy2701]

That funeral one might be the worst one he's ever gone over. Holy birsh

[@celinesantos17]

Old people strength is more powerful than you think. I’m a nurse in a retirement home. Can confirm.

[@ImperatorZed]

Grip strength takes a long time to train. These people had a long time

[@graystone2802]

Truly the react court of all time

[@jatelitherius9842]

“Statistically speaking; Aunt Ruth”

[@jacobr2022]

I was thinking that the back door was a euphemism

[@Subpar1224]

You know I laughed at his face when NL said he was betting on the 100 year olds but he changed my mind with his thought process

[@CS0723]

My mum is a podiatrist, and she is not on doctor money and spends all her time grinding people's feet and inhaling foot dust through her mask. She would not recommend it

[@SlippyLegJones]

I noticed there was some dirt on my monitor thanks to big bald in the bottom right. Thank you NL.

[@Amben991]

It do be shiny, many people are saying this

[@Larryboy2701]

“Bro, like, she’s dead: you won.” This might be my favorite video NL has ever made.

[@TheAgamidaex]

44:50 "I made that comment up, I just thought it would be funny" I now can't trust anything the egg says. What if he makes up all the chat comments? Maybe he's looking at the wall, not at the second screen. My life is a lie.

[@chrispharmd2077]

55:10 Doctors aren't always the ones to give bad news. I was a Pharmacy Intern (Student Pharmacist), and on my Emergency Medicine rotation, I had to call people with positive STD tests. The worst was telling a young woman that she had herpes. She started crying and said she was raped. It was really really awkward. I thought the worst part of it was having to tell her, but the awkwardness definitely beat that by a long shot. Obviously, this is nothing compared to telling patients they have cancer or a life threatening illness. But it still sucked to do, especially as a Pharmacy Intern who just had plans to work at the Publix Pharmacy down the street verifying prescriptions all day.

[@alexanderkonczal3908]

I read comments spoiling the "foot is not a part of my body" bit, and it still absolutely knocked the wind out of my brain when it finally arrived

[@Phoenix0F8]

Not to make light of the thumb injury or imply that she should get injured more often in order for the masses to get better content, but I must say the banter in this particular react court is some damn fire. One of the best React Courts to date.

[@kylenmaple4668]

If you watch carefully, you can see the thumb infection spreading in real time. RIP egg 🥚

[@duvaxP]

I love react court, I wish there was a daily episode I could listen to while at work.

[@lagspike7763]

I hope that he gets better but I might actually go insane if this thumb thing turns into another "I almost died" thing

[@VoiceofGearbox]

The year the streamer cheated death

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

"well within the grace period of fuck off" is such a good phrase wtf

[@toddchristiansen1441]

Fuun Calvin Coolidge fact: he was, in addition to being humorless, also a man of few words. The press of the day called him "Silent Cal," because he didn't talk much. One reporter even said to him, "I made a $5 bet that I could get you to say more than two words." Coolidge replied, "You lose."

[@ImperatorZed]

Coolidge effect is what I know him for

[@MrAlliancepwner]

NL talking about his bedroom exploits in the title.

[@jimmyredd]

+2

[@lagspike7763]

32:06 "It's a fedora with safari flaps in the back" type beat

[@JD-wu5pf]

AITA for trying to roll my hat down my arm like I'm Fred Astaire and getting it stuck in my friend's wheelchair and then yelling at him when he got wheel grease on it?

[@jaymar1226]

I've never fought for anything in my life. I'm fighting for this hat

[@CZProtton]

I swear to god, I always zone out for 2 minutes chatting with a friend and he is talking about 7ft tall 100 year olds and worms swimming behind the cornea and I have no fucking clue how he got there :D

[@dontGetMunsoned]

Those 100-year olds would fall over like dominoes.

[@leejames929]

35 minutes late for your own kids wedding is nuts

[@TessThisMess]

I think for the 100 year old vs 7 foot tall people question, there's 2 separate questions. Of people who are born, what % will live to be 100 years old and what % will end up getting to 7 foot tall and... Of people alive currently, how many 7 foot tall people are there vs how many 100 year olds are there. 100 year old people typically only live a couple years past that, so they only count as that old for a short time. Whereas 7 foot people might live for decades that tall (although they do tend to have shorter lives) so each 7 foot tall person is contributing more "time" in that bucket.

[@Kopekemaster]

I really expected it to be that his parents were mad at him for getting an Uber and going without them. It's insane that other people were mad at him because he... didn't treat his parents like kids? And the fact that his parents agreed with that is even *more* insane.

[@ImOnCable]

your foot not apart of ya body until you go stubbing you toe on the coffee table 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@rubhan94]

34:30 reminds me of Christmas in 2015. I woke up when my mom was yelling that dinner was ready so of course I put a hat on as my hair was a big mess. My dad got so mad and told me to take off the fucking hat. I just ignored him so he started yelling and my brother and mom looked at me and I saw they were pretty uncomfortable with my dads attitude. My dad left his food and said he would not eat any Christmas dinner if I was gonna wear a hat. Okay we said. The rest of us ate up and after we had plans to go to the movies and watch Star Wars episode 7. My dad grew up when the original trilogy was made and was looking forward to seeing the new movie. But since I wore a hat during dinner he was throwing a tantrum and refused to join us. When we got back from the movies my dad was blasting music and drinking spirits in the living room. He was so pissed that we had left him behind and went to see the movie without him.

[@jimmyredd]

Great job ruining Christmas because you were too insecure to let your immediate family see your bed head

[@Romanticoutlaw]

your mom married an actual child

[@rubhan94]

@@jimmyredd I can assure you it was not about that, but all about pissing my dad off really. I had been wearing a hat inside for 10 years by then. I was 21 when this occurred, but he had already thrown me out a few years prior when I was 16. My mom tried to stop my dad from blowing over me wearing a hat inside. She used to be just like him, but when she went to university in 2006-09 she said she saw people in their 40s and 50s sitting inside with their hats on and then she realised that sitting there being mad over adults wearing hats inside was a waste of mental capacity. I was 21 and too old to be told like a child how to act and behave. She was just happy I would come home for Christmas she said.

[@colinmallery50]

I’m sorry but your dad’s a man child

[@WednesdayTheClove]

NTA your dad is a piece

[@TheBioRules]

This year I slammed my thumb in a cupboard, with a glass door. The nail turned pure black, had to go get it drained. Didn't lose the nail. If you're tough you can keep it.

[@notatrueroute]

I can't believe this is the last comment TheBioRules posted before the thumb infection spread to their brain and they started watching other youtubers instead of NL

[@mikahs7944]

man this is like food and water for me. Ive watch NL since i was 12 XD react court is profound

[@Nick-xu7ns]

Heads up for anyone with misophonia. Chewing and mouth noises starting around 44:40

[@nanoco1000]

losing it at "she died, you won"

[@falco451]

Christina Aguilera, one of the finest singers I’ve ever known

[@katiewhatshername3652]

Crazy how this is the last video NL ever posted before the hang nail spread to his brain...

[@davidballantyne4492]

Honestly the thumb content is some of NL's best work.

[@darkquail2003]

he thslammed his thumb into the back door, he THHlammed his NAILTHUMB into the BACK. DOOR.

[@KevinAccetta]

*FINALLY* IT IS BACK! My body was in dire need of more AITA reddit posts 😂

[@montel4eva]

This happened to me when I was younger, except it was the car door. My cousin accidentally slammed on my thumb, was screaming for about 15 seconds but she thought I was pointing something out and looking around. Nothing broken but the joint has never been the same since.

[@CS0723]

I think I find more joy in NL lampooning cringey reddit comments than critiquing the fake reddit posts themselves

[@parkerpeterson5097]

Thumb energy hits different. Blessed NLRC Pogged up content.

[@cooraa]

I haven't heard anything about him dying of a thumb infection _yet_ . Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers tonight NL 😔🙏🏼🥚

[@slothbro2740]

the tug of war bit is one of my favorites in a while. glad I watched this 2 year old vid

[@Bobaphatt]

Are the 100 year olds gripping the rope or is it attached to them? Because I definitely can't drag 150 100 year old.

[@XCeazyX]

I know people like 37:00. There's no way this kind of person would have any self-reflection and actually post this. 9/10 chance this was posted by the daughter.

[@lironi1111]

its an open season on all demises

[@pvcpipes]

giannis vs 100 old people in a tug of war

[@Cooperink]

*The Northern Lion Chronicles* Chapter 1: Food Poisoning isn't Real, Colonoscopies Are Chapter 2: Rule of Thumb for the Rue of Dumb

[@mrrp405]

Thumb arc going off

[@vitor262]

wow OP 's family from the first post is so toxic

[@CamelTrip]

NTA your house your choices

[@gwenrichard7507]

11:48 my parents always gave *those people* some task they had to do at the start.

[@kingster14444]

I forget how much I love NL AITA vids

[@nazreidsburner8805]

Dwight Howard is taking every 100 year old single handed

[@irresponsibledad]

Thank goodness, I was wondering when NL would comment on the rumours of React Court's demise

[@EveloGrave]

Hey NL, if you ever read this. My mom completely ripped off her thumbnail by accident. It grew back and looks normal. The human body is remarkable so don't be concerned about losing it.

[@jimmyredd]

It's kind of a crap shoot on nails. Sometimes they come back, sometimes they don't.

[@Tehpwnzmean1]

the sweater father post, real or fake gave me the laugh i needed today

[@johideath]

"My thumb still hurts, thanks for asking." Little Big Bang theory humor for ya 😏

[@geraldvanlaar]

I've never fought for anything before in my life. I'm fighting for this hat!

[@Dragonmaster896]

This entire days stream was fucking legendary

[@martinzendejas8423]

The whole grocery store aisle bit is my biggest ick

[@samlund4410]

Late on this, the day of their daughters wedding

[@a2rhombus2]

the "react court's demise" joke is funny but the last one was literally just a week ago lol

[@chrysanthes8751]

Ironically this is the last video he posted before he became the nine-fingered foot doctor.

[@MrGetownedLP]

"Rumors of React Court's demise have been greatly exaggerated... "

[@PlantBoy]

greatly exaggerated they are

[@Crashpunk]

Giving a thumbs up in respect for NL's thumb

[@brotondo2705]

He thlammed his thumb in the back door

[@cubemaster6669]

Its funny that I just smashed my thumb in a train door on moday

[@dilliedAlly]

NL using the word "heteronormative" ? whew this guy's been reading up on his theory

[@Dragonemperess]

I fell, and my fingernail tore loose. It was very unpleasant, and took a while to grow back, crooked at that.

[@twohype348]

The 100 year old wins can’t move those dam wheel chairs

[@maestromarat6195]

really wish I could've seen all the -2 in chat when NL made his shoes in the house take

[@asystole_]

Doctor: and can you tell me who's president of the US right now? Me: 32:40

[@EEE-tr8rs]

YTA you reap what you sow

[@jonathanw4662]

NTA your house, your rules

[@Crazyphapha]

I thlammed my thumb in the car door

[@ryanhartley4108]

Is there a clip of his reaction to the survivor result? I need that.