Alan Partridge Chocolate Mousse

[@stephendines1936]

That's lovely, That's first class, it's all happening.

[@MagicUK-wu2ov]

Let battle commence !

[@cacambo589]

Those exact words were in the scene above. Spooky!

[@leecroft1983]

MagicUK 0161 And they say romance is dead.

[@guitarlover302]

Timeless classic 😂❤️

[@DiddyDavid]

There's a wealth of great sketches on Alan Partridge, but this is by far the best one in my opinion. Hilarious.

[@chrissomerset7657]

‘And he just flipped it over and drove off’. That one gets my vote

[@michaelkirksmith]

'that's first class' , classic partridge

[@vince1103]

I love that line "keep the wolf from the door"😄😄

[@annequinn4208]

Every line a gem..one of my favorite clips of all time ❤

[@runawayplane6166]

I don’t know why but that line, “you’re not in the army anymore” is absolutely hilarious! Like he’s completely given up on trying to be polite.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Alan never did get to hear her thoughts on the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.

[@philpants44]

think she was more concerned with getting her access to DIXons...

[@altymir3615]

@@philpants44 lol

[@jasonsampson1301]

How do u know? Tosser

[@richarddavis9966]

Because she commited a gross act upon his person

[@AJNaffiliate]

She was too busy with the mousse

[@redflost]

“I’ve just been eating some mousse” is my favourite line delivery ever

[@DiddyDavid]

The entire scene is epic, with many stand out lines. But you're right about the mousse.

[@Blades-fm6ck]

Love the way he has to explain to Jill what a valance is...the skirt thing around the bed!

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented! ...Sage words of wisdom from Mr. Partridge.

[@maelughran6981]

This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious! A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.

[@klausharpoon]

“Let battle commence” is in my top 10 one liners everrrrrrr

[@markdickens968]

And mine

[@Pippistrelle72]

Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!

[@Robv93]

"they do say it'll help people in hhwheeeeeellll chairs!" XD

[@Shagyamum]

Best bit

[@phillipjones6214]

Gill, you know your onions!!! Classic Partridge

[@tomshappers1136]

Great scene. The 'yeah , I've just eaten some mouse' is one of the best lines ever 😁😅🤣

[@kevinkibble8342]

The genius of this show is that it manages to make sex seem so unsexual.

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Speak for yourself- This erotica was…. First class

[@M0jibake]

@@PHDiaz-vv7yo oooh, all done

[@TheGreatGodPan]

ooeeeeer.... sex

[@bilbo5823]

@@PHDiaz-vv7yoclassic intercourse

[@Crocs4cats]

I know someone like that…🥹

[@thomasford6605]

Oooo jill you know your onions!

[@michael14561]

1:29 best line in any show ever

[@ccmjj9770]

Absolutely. 😂

[@iant234]

I love the outtakes on this with Alan & Michael 😂

[@Simon67316]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.

[@neilstamp9444]

Shall I maintain the same speed.

[@MatthiasAletharch]

The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.

[@tiotom9217]

Noooo you weren't.

[@shiahnn9]

Got your big plate Matthias? 😆

[@bst857]

You feed beefburgers to swans

[@JerDog1984]

@@bst857 LOL! Whats wrong with feeding beef burgers to Swans? They'll float better!

[@mufc10529]

​@@JerDog1984 oh there you it's all happening 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrSpallant]

Best scene....ever!!!

[@kiwi__1011]

2:59 the delivery of this line is the funniest thing

[@ldb1985]

"Well uh, you know... when de boat comes in" hahaha

[@cannonball9478]

The outtakes are brilliant

[@zakelwe]

So many classic lines in one sketch. Considering your age you probably don't need it .. smooth talker .... :D

[@TinPanAlleh]

His delivery of "wheelchairs" always gets me😂 1:51

[@H.K_R]

Wheeeeeellll Chaaaairs

[@homonym7638]

'Mousse from a bowl is very nice' set me on a journey of saying, every single day, at any appropriate moment, what is, and I quote, 'very nice'.

[@whiteboywhite3292]

ACCESS TO DIXON'S.....LOL

[@dawnjones82]

"I was just eating some mousse" XD XDS lol!!!

[@crichtonhamilton7775]

What a star he is ,bloody hilarious

[@sarahirvine12]

British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.

[@janeybundybird]

Which part of it did you write? As you seem to be taking credit.

[@MrMikey54]

let battle commence, lmfao

[@alastairgreen6783]

I love the moment he says wheelchairs.

[@trippymchippy8586]

I found myself saying "It's all happening" with the missus. Killed the brief moment.

[@emmylou4522]

"Oooh there you go, it's all happening!"

[@melvert33]

Chocolate mousse is very nice but to pour it on another person is demented...that line always makes me laugh!!!

[@IsoscelesKramer]

Keep the wolf from the door!

[@placidrenegade]

I'm talking about the menopoooooooh Jill you know your onions!

[@ShroudedFury]

When he gets out of the bed and starts talking he reminds me a lot of Chris Barry in Red Dwarf xD

[@SandrineAnterrion]

LMAO. "ThAT is first class!"

[@seanjosephhayes]

“When d boat comes in” 😂

[@AdamRussell00]

let battle commence!!!

[@flashtheoriginal]

The valance.... The wha? The..skirt thing round the...side of the beddddd

[@johnmc3862]

Probably the most quotable sketch ever.

[@hopebgood]

Every line's a classic :)

[@jamesfield1674]

You know your onions, this guy is a hoot

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Gill I’m afraid I have no sheaths prophylactics rubber Johnny’s

[@vaylonkenadell]

Wheeeeelchairs.

[@jihangamal5823]

Shall I move on to the other one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiddyDavid]

😂😂😂

[@magg8156]

Superb ....

[@xxTheJesterxx]

Wheeeeeeelchairs

[@apseudonym]

alan partridge scat queen

[@TheSamBlonde]

Everytime I see this I am crying with laughter. "Back of the net" Partridge "winning" as always.

[@blackiefitzpatrick6611]

Brilliant!

[@bernicerogers2383]

Ooooh such a romantic

[@hithere6303]

So what do we all think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?

[@tom_trs_clarke3641]

Crying 😭

[@Adam-fj9px]

I'm all for it

[@Shagyamum]

It helps ppl in wheeeeeeeelchairs

[@BonVoyage861]

​@@ShagyamumYou have a lot to learn

[@wooburn_off]

I love this scene

[@zeddeka]

They had to film the bit where he answers the door to Michael lots of times because both actors couldn't stop laughing.

[@oldmanc2]

Good clip of that if you search outtakes

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Oh there you go it's all happening! lol lol 0:48

[@54spatula]

The outtakes for the answering the door scene are 'first class'

[@aaron9003]

When de boot comes in

[@David-eu4hn]

Aahhh Dixons!!!

[@843idfa]

You got it on the valance 😆

[@Autonova]

Yeah ive just been eating some mousse.

[@ukbren]

Aye well you've... you've missed a bit.

[@Shadowghost81]

When da boat comes in

[@KidFresh71]

"Let Battle Commence."

[@josephclarke557]

“Let the battle commence”

[@TheTk1971]

classic partridge

[@monkeyboy007007]

It's not 5 Star but it's certainly competitive

[@TallSilentGuy]

"Booger off!"

[@CelticSaint]

'Whhhhhhheeel chairs'

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Genius

[@stephendines1936]

Jill I'm afraid I have no Sheaths.

[@brianbeveney339]

In need of something to lift me from all of this election nonsense, back bitting and skull duggery. This is England

[@Camokittey]

that sonia , was classic intercourse pahaha

[@TheSuperintendant]

you know your onions... anyone catch that?

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Let battle commence! 0:16

[@AJNaffiliate]

Let battle commence

[@only1smally]

20+ years later, anyone else find Jill quite fit?

[@zapkvr0101]

Shes hideous

[@BillSikes.]

Back of the net !!

[@deformednutsack9886]

Got your plate? Alan

[@Bowl_sessions]

for some reason the word "valance" really made me laugh.

[@carlt9265]

Forgod sake jail what are ya doing 😂😂

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Jill, what do you think about the pestarian Norich city centre?

[@noodledare2545]

Its like some kind of Dirty Protest!! 😅

[@jakmak1199]

While the lights were out they should have substituted Jill for Fanny Thomas... Wooh! PARDON !

[@HHM706]

That's first class

[@mikeyk212]

The running commentary a right turn on.

[@MegaPedro1975]

Eating some Mousse!

[@chops6416]

I've just been eating some moose 😆

[@BIGNOIDS]

"You've missed a bit" lol

[@ThomasCorfield]

To be fair, they're important points.

[@sovaine]

Gills demented:-)

[@rebmcr]

Steve and Simon took so many takes to do that without corpsing.

[@samtaylor6348]

oink ooink imagine replying to a 6 year old comment

[@mavis1108]

Bump

[@cecebullen2152]

Wolf from the door 😂

[@tonyhannibal7825]

I can imagine Alan Partridge shouting "GOOOAAALLLL!"" as he finishes like in The Day Today: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWjKn4Rjdrh1r9U

[@alan-sk7ky]

The 'dirty protest' always get me...

[@richardcook3310]

Needless to say I had the last laugh

[@Nekronomikn]

In your case that would be, needles to say