Alan Partridge Chocolate Mousse

[@stephendines1936]

That's lovely, That's first class, it's all happening.

[@MagicUK-wu2ov]

Let battle commence !

[@cacambo589]

Those exact words were in the scene above. Spooky!

[@leecroft1983]

MagicUK 0161 And they say romance is dead.

[@guitarlover302]

Timeless classic 😂❤️

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Alan never did get to hear her thoughts on the pedestrianisation of the Norwich city centre.

[@philpants44]

think she was more concerned with getting her access to DIXons...

[@altymir3615]

@@philpants44 lol

[@jasonsampson1301]

How do u know? Tosser

[@richarddavis9966]

Because she commited a gross act upon his person

[@AJNaffiliate]

She was too busy with the mousse

[@michaelkirksmith]

'that's first class' , classic partridge

[@DiddyDavid]

There's a wealth of great sketches on Alan Partridge, but this is by far the best one in my opinion. Hilarious.

[@chrissomerset7657]

‘And he just flipped it over and drove off’. That one gets my vote

[@runawayplane6166]

I don’t know why but that line, “you’re not in the army anymore” is absolutely hilarious! Like he’s completely given up on trying to be polite.

[@vince1103]

I love that line "keep the wolf from the door"😄😄

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented! ...Sage words of wisdom from Mr. Partridge.

[@annequinn4208]

Every line a gem..one of my favorite clips of all time ❤

[@MatthiasAletharch]

The first time I saw this, I was doubled over in agony, laughing and crying at the same time. Every cringing-inducing, horrifying line made it worse. I have never seen something so repulsive and yet so funny. Lovely stuff, as Shakin Stevens would say.

[@tiotom9217]

Noooo you weren't.

[@shiahnn9]

Got your big plate Matthias? 😆

[@bst857]

You feed beefburgers to swans

[@JerDog1984]

@@bst857 LOL! Whats wrong with feeding beef burgers to Swans? They'll float better!

[@mufc10529]

​@@JerDog1984 oh there you it's all happening 🤣🤣🤣

[@Blades-fm6ck]

Love the way he has to explain to Jill what a valance is...the skirt thing around the bed!

[@neilstamp9444]

Shall I maintain the same speed.

[@kevinkibble8342]

The genius of this show is that it manages to make sex seem so unsexual.

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Speak for yourself- This erotica was…. First class

[@M0jibake]

@@PHDiaz-vv7yo oooh, all done

[@TheGreatGodPan]

ooeeeeer.... sex

[@bilbo5823]

@@PHDiaz-vv7yoclassic intercourse

[@maelughran6981]

This has to be one of the most brilliant scenes/scripts in British comedy, up there with Only Fools and Yes, Minister. Absolutely hilarious! A huge favourite of mine - thanks so much for uploading.

[@thomasford6605]

Oooo jill you know your onions!

[@Pippistrelle72]

Love this scene, it's a bloody classic! Jill's face is hilarious. Steve is tremendous obviously, but all the actors in this are brilliant, making it first class!

[@klausharpoon]

“Let battle commence” is in my top 10 one liners everrrrrrr

[@markdickens968]

And mine

[@redflost]

“I’ve just been eating some mousse” is my favourite line delivery ever

[@DiddyDavid]

The entire scene is epic, with many stand out lines. But you're right about the mousse.

[@Robv93]

"they do say it'll help people in hhwheeeeeellll chairs!" XD

[@Shagyamum]

Best bit

[@phillipjones6214]

Gill, you know your onions!!! Classic Partridge

[@michael14561]

1:29 best line in any show ever

[@ccmjj9770]

Absolutely. 😂

[@whiteboywhite3292]

ACCESS TO DIXON'S.....LOL

[@zakelwe]

So many classic lines in one sketch. Considering your age you probably don't need it .. smooth talker .... :D

[@Simon67316]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder since first seeing this year’s ago. The words wheeel chair and access to dixons are imprinted in my brain and makes me chuckle when hearing them.

[@melvert33]

Chocolate mousse is very nice but to pour it on another person is demented...that line always makes me laugh!!!

[@kiwi__1011]

2:59 the delivery of this line is the funniest thing

[@placidrenegade]

I'm talking about the menopoooooooh Jill you know your onions!

[@MrSpallant]

Best scene....ever!!!

[@MrMikey54]

let battle commence, lmfao

[@tomshappers1136]

Great scene. The 'yeah , I've just eaten some mouse' is one of the best lines ever 😁😅🤣

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Gill I’m afraid I have no sheaths prophylactics rubber Johnny’s

[@IsoscelesKramer]

Keep the wolf from the door!

[@ldb1985]

"Well uh, you know... when de boat comes in" hahaha

[@cannonball9478]

The outtakes are brilliant

[@emmylou4522]

"Oooh there you go, it's all happening!"

[@homonym7638]

'Mousse from a bowl is very nice' set me on a journey of saying, every single day, at any appropriate moment, what is, and I quote, 'very nice'.

[@AdamRussell00]

let battle commence!!!

[@crichtonhamilton7775]

What a star he is ,bloody hilarious

[@vaylonkenadell]

Wheeeeelchairs.

[@jihangamal5823]

Shall I move on to the other one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiddyDavid]

😂😂😂

[@dawnjones82]

"I was just eating some mousse" XD XDS lol!!!

[@alastairgreen6783]

I love the moment he says wheelchairs.

[@flashtheoriginal]

The valance.... The wha? The..skirt thing round the...side of the beddddd

[@TinPanAlleh]

His delivery of "wheelchairs" always gets me😂 1:51

[@H.K_R]

Wheeeeeellll Chaaaairs

[@trippymchippy8586]

I found myself saying "It's all happening" with the missus. Killed the brief moment.

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Oh there you go it's all happening! lol lol 0:48

[@ShroudedFury]

When he gets out of the bed and starts talking he reminds me a lot of Chris Barry in Red Dwarf xD

[@SandrineAnterrion]

LMAO. "ThAT is first class!"

[@iant234]

I love the outtakes on this with Alan & Michael 😂

[@TheSamBlonde]

Everytime I see this I am crying with laughter. "Back of the net" Partridge "winning" as always.

[@xxTheJesterxx]

Wheeeeeeelchairs

[@johnmc3862]

Probably the most quotable sketch ever.

[@hopebgood]

Every line's a classic :)

[@jamesfield1674]

You know your onions, this guy is a hoot

[@magg8156]

Superb ....

[@aaron9003]

When de boot comes in

[@seanjosephhayes]

“When d boat comes in” 😂

[@Autonova]

Yeah ive just been eating some mousse.

[@ukbren]

Aye well you've... you've missed a bit.

[@hithere6303]

So what do we all think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?

[@tom_trs_clarke3641]

Crying 😭

[@Adam-fj9px]

I'm all for it

[@Shagyamum]

It helps ppl in wheeeeeeeelchairs

[@BonVoyage861]

​@@ShagyamumYou have a lot to learn

[@zeddeka]

They had to film the bit where he answers the door to Michael lots of times because both actors couldn't stop laughing.

[@oldmanc2]

Good clip of that if you search outtakes

[@apseudonym]

alan partridge scat queen

[@blackiefitzpatrick6611]

Brilliant!

[@wooburn_off]

I love this scene

[@843idfa]

You got it on the valance 😆

[@Shadowghost81]

When da boat comes in

[@KidFresh71]

"Let Battle Commence."

[@Camokittey]

that sonia , was classic intercourse pahaha

[@monkeyboy007007]

It's not 5 Star but it's certainly competitive

[@TheSuperintendant]

you know your onions... anyone catch that?

[@stephendines1936]

Jill I'm afraid I have no Sheaths.

[@brianbeveney339]

In need of something to lift me from all of this election nonsense, back bitting and skull duggery. This is England

[@David-eu4hn]

Aahhh Dixons!!!

[@TheTk1971]

classic partridge

[@bernicerogers2383]

Ooooh such a romantic

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Genius

[@sarahirvine12]

British comedy at its superb best! No one else in the world can do the subtlety and irony that we can...great writing and great acting. Never tire of watching it, it’s ageless comedy.

[@janeybundybird]

Which part of it did you write? As you seem to be taking credit.

[@TallSilentGuy]

"Booger off!"

[@noodledare2545]

Its like some kind of Dirty Protest!! 😅

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Let battle commence! 0:16

[@BillSikes.]

Back of the net !!

[@josephclarke557]

“Let the battle commence”

[@AJNaffiliate]

Let battle commence

[@CelticSaint]

'Whhhhhhheeel chairs'

[@54spatula]

The outtakes for the answering the door scene are 'first class'

[@deformednutsack9886]

Got your plate? Alan

[@carlt9265]

Forgod sake jail what are ya doing 😂😂

[@DreadedGhoul575]

Jill, what do you think about the pestarian Norich city centre?

[@jakmak1199]

While the lights were out they should have substituted Jill for Fanny Thomas... Wooh! PARDON !

[@JJONNYREPP]

Alan Partridge Chocolate Mousse. 10.3.24. wow.....i've missed out....especially on how to keep the wolf from the door.....

[@MegaPedro1975]

Eating some Mousse!

[@richardcook3310]

Needless to say I had the last laugh

[@Nekronomikn]

In your case that would be, needles to say

[@HHM706]

That's first class

[@rebmcr]

Steve and Simon took so many takes to do that without corpsing.

[@samtaylor6348]

oink ooink imagine replying to a 6 year old comment

[@mavis1108]

Bump

[@elpadre4202]

for some reason the word "valance" really made me laugh.

[@chops6416]

I've just been eating some moose 😆

[@mikeyk212]

The running commentary a right turn on.

[@only1smally]

20+ years later, anyone else find Jill quite fit?

[@zapkvr0101]

Shes hideous

[@sovaine]

Gills demented:-)

[@BIGNOIDS]

"You've missed a bit" lol

[@Channel-os4uk]

The Linton Travel Tavern..

[@cecebullen2152]

Wolf from the door 😂

[@robhollywood647]

"Being your age..."