Alan Smokes a Dead Guys Pipe | Two and a Half Men

[@LatteMikan]

Alan always thought he was a “good guy” and criticised his brother calling him a jerk yet whenever he got the chance he cheated, tricked and did worse things than Charlie, he’s delulu and sponge jerk

[@patrickdornoff2735]

He still was a good man just had bad luck with people telling him hes not a real dr and being rude to him

[@Hulkzilla0]

This was about six to seven years of being screwed over by Life itself. At that point Alan's good side was beaten to near death. It's still alive and occasionally guides into being good (like when Kandi returned while he was dating Lyndsey).

[@redips]

This version of Lyndsey is very nice and sweet to Alan. But the later seasons, she's mean, miserable, and treat alan like dirt.

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

In fairness, Alan did burn her house down.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Lyndsey was a train wreck even before Alan burnt down her home. Her ex-husband was a jerk. Eldridge was a pothead who had the IQ of a tulip. Yet, she had a body, a brain, and no moral compass that helped her survive, things that Alan didn't have. Also, we discovered that Lyndsey had a drinking problem, for which she went to rehab. To be honest, I didn't watch the later episodes, with the exception of the series finale. IMHO, Alan's character started losing what little bit of dignity and self-respect he had left. But then you have to give Chuck Lorre some credit for keeping that dead horse alive for another 4 years after he fired Charlie Sheen.

[@Ealoseum]

​@@charlespeakjr2168that's disrespectful to a tulip

[@charlespeakjr2168]

@@Ealoseum If I had said a worm, that would be cruelty to animals.

[@michaelhuynh4953]

10 grand? Actually, it’s 500 but there’s a finders fee.

[@wildmike951]

Alan is such a horrible liar and has the worst excuses. He should have just said that Charlie needed him because he is drunk and fell down the stairs.....that's a totally believable story. Lol

[@ecamp6360]

"I thought you said Bing Crosby!" Great line from a Bill Cosby record.

[@norwegianknightrider]

1:36 😂😂😂

[@AodhanBeag]

If I’d the option of a sneaky link with Kelly Stables I’d be making an excuse to skip dinner also

[@marcuspeters3894]

Bless evening everyone watching and involved best family show

[@Етернаут-е4к]

Bing Crosby? That's ain't aged well.

[@fjb4932]

How did Bill Crosby age ? ☆

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

As terrific as that Bing Crosby impression is, it seems Alan just goes out of his way to be as uncool as possible. Of course, he's also tried to look cool (remember the pierced ear?) and failed miserably.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

When you get a chance, Anthony. Read Gary Crosby's book about life with his father. It puts Bing in a very different light. As far as Alan, you're right. No matter what he did to try to look cool, it always didn't work out for him.

[@fjb4932]

@Anthonyvasquezactor, You're one sick puppy if you think a man wearing an earing is "cool". What's next, a nose ring ? How about purple AND green hair ? Or a c-ring ? Pathetic ☆

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Alan doing that impersonation of Bing Crosby was sick and demented, especially threatening to hit Jake and Eldridge with the belt.😱😵‍💫😬

[@Dizzy_N]

He should have won an Emmy.

[@postalb33f]

Go write about it in your diary.

[@redips]

Then jake and eldridge will call the ch-ch-child services. lol

[@fjb4932]

@charlespeakjr, Ok, Francis...lighten up ! Damn Buttercup . . . ☆

[@ChristopherJohnson-cx2cy]

Say what now?

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@Cantst10]

Huh. thats weird...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@userbasba]

I never understood these phenomena. I know that Charlie could score or buy the hotties, but Allan??? Allan should have been cruising the other market, the big and desperate. LOL

[@EvelynKostanski-h3g]

Alan really gets on my nerves

[@robfield-n7v]

1 Corinthians 6:9-11,

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha

[@HANOOKSIAD]

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