Alcohol Induced Knobchat

Discussion around various types of penis. A 'Showa or a Growa' in simpleton terms however the Finnish have a far better term for the sleek and compact, yet inflating Sports Cock...
Bike is a s1000rr, camera is a Drift Ghost.
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[@randomfunnydude101]

"I got absolutely gazebo'd last night, absolutely bungalow'd" is my favourite BVG quote ever 😂

[@CubularCreeper]

I got fooken ranch'd laat night, absolutely stadium'd.

[@oozzyy454131]

team bloodcock

[@George_Azeria]

Yeah liquor'll do that Jim.

[@gascat100]

+Mr. Lahey goddamn liquor snurff

[@jaegerpenguinch]

+Mr. Lahey yay!!

[@mook16v]

Sometimes I go back & watch Barons old videos just to remember what things were like before the world went mental. 10 years ago I had an amazing wife, huge house & garage full of bikes. Now I have a bad back & a constant minus symbol in front of my bank balance.

[@xxDynamorexx]

Topgear should have a Motorbike part presented by him haha

[@AsafLondon]

Exactly what i was thinking while watching this hes the jeremy clarkson of the bike world

[@anthonybean]

Asaf Gungoren I get the gesture, but this kid is waaaaaaay better than that nutjob Jeremy Clarkson

[@RetroActiveGM]

In today's video: Baron von Grumble rides around London on his motorbike while talking about his knob.

[@DEVILMATE1996]

that girl at the crossing in the start of the video is the reason my nether regions are so uncomfortable while riding my bike.

[@Remo_1997]

+iRider the engine vibrations do not help... Well In my experience LOL

[@osamabinliftin1981]

iRider ☺️ wear a cricket box mate lol

[@nomad_lad]

Just watched you on the Chasin the Racin podcast and had to come back and watch this again 😂 I need to watch more of the BVG back catalogue

[@adnanchaudhari8636]

Riding a bike in London is clearly art. Watching you ride, vlog, dodge traffick and pedestrians is very entertaining. You've got amazing riding skills.

[@Caithnessflyfisher]

Hahaha your banters good buddy...so much so I've suscribed

[@danmitchell2844]

You haven't lived a British childhood until you've drank 5 liters of white lighting that was on a special offer down the Spar...

[@joncrennes]

Ah yes, one if my favourite videos! Just popped up this morning and thought it was a new one! Made my morning, thanks BVG!

[@banditBrian]

love going back over these videos

[@111991G]

Anyone else think this guy is Robert Webb? Same voice, humour and out right awesomeness!

[@dommycool100]

Why do all pedestrians in London seem to run across the road as soon as the light turns green?

[@JakeMcb]

Dominic Melit everyone in london is in to much of rush to stop for 30 seconds

[@jeroenmenting3878]

Maybe a case of bloodcock peeping out of his leathers

[@Mrutubenerd]

by far my favorite youtuber ever, so excited when i see you post a video.

[@rsixing]

Missed your vlogs Baron. Good to see you are back in fine form. Nice bike addition too.

[@delroycampbell5284]

Mix between both. Starts as a meatcock then grows like a bloodcock into a megameatcock.

[@thedogfather-yu2ob]

Delroy Campbell sounds like man like delroys out there whisking intestines rudeboy

[@ArsonRides]

LMAO BARON!!! Me and bakerXderek are on FaceTime watching this at the same time and are laughing our asses off.. I'm sorry to say... but i will now be referring to you as "BloodCock" from here on out......

[@bakerXderek]

Blood Cock Baron

[@EndermanAPM]

bakerXderek BaronBloodCock sounds better xD

[@britishcadet]

Ben Cope Blood Von Cock

[@osamabinliftin1981]

Arson Rides your pretty funny for a Canadian

[@AsafLondon]

recently ive been getting interested in bike vlogging and i just watched this video honestly the FUNNIEST bikevlog ive ever watched ......youve gained a new subscriber haha your the jeremy clarkson of the bike world!

[@PLxFTW]

I've got sportscock. It's excellent. Nicely packed away when not needed and I have the element of surprise on my side.

[@cdsmith1990]

wHo iS wAtChInG iN 2019?!

[@Prince-gu8or]

I watched this about 4 or 5 years ago

[@Daniel-we2kw]

" A SLEEK, Love making MACHINE!" XD

[@theok4342]

Michael McIntyre reference spotted at 0:49 :D . I'm a new subscriber on a quest to watch all of your videos, you are absolutely awesome, keep it up!

[@BAD2011UL]

One of the best vlogs I've seen for a while from baron

[@larrycrazysheepdavies]

mine looks huge under the hubble telescope

[@kingtechniique6929]

10:54 Aston Martin DB5

[@parshotamandsonsltd1636]

Hey Baron, Congrats on the bike, Love that blue. Great to see a vid from ya again! Happy riding

[@SUPERDESKING]

I should say i think your my favorite vlogger at the moment but we do need to see more of you, even if its just a two minute video here and there added in with the normal videos.

[@SportcockActionshit]

how do u think i got the name for my vlogging channel,,,,,,sportcock & actionshit

[@slingking100]

'sports cock' ahahahahahaah im dying

[@rjeez95]

Brilliant bike, brilliant vid, straight to favourites. and that conversation you had with them was the funniest thing of my day. Great Vid thanks

[@MrRichiban]

I've just realised who you remind me of when you speak (and especially when you nod your head)! Stephen Merchant's little robot in portal. Obviously without the West Country accent but with the same sense of humour and train of though issues. Love it! Keep it up.

[@riseupfall]

Weed>alcohol

[@turboz1k]

*****

[@Jibizdogg]

***** and why is that? he's stupid because he's right that weed is better then alcohol?

[@mickd8972]

did you go out or did you go out out ?

[@DaannnCB]

Sounds like he went out out

[@mickd8972]

We all know how out out ends ha ha

[@pincushion92]

The thing is he wasn't even going out....

[@W00LFY100]

This was a throwback, his humour was rare on KZbin back then and it still makes me laugh today, in our snowflake world. Remembering why I've been subscribed for a decade ❤

[@James_2194]

Another brilliant Vlog, loving the new bike Baron!

[@PhilOsGarage]

So pleasing to hear someone else use the term, 'gazebo'd' to describe alcoholic excess.. Trollied is another favourite!

[@MadeAirbreak]

I've missed your vlogs. This was funny!

[@MrAndyS]

My Mrs is a professional sportscock rider at the highest level

[@richardbryce3201]

great watching this, i used to live in weybridge and between jobs i was a motorcycle courier in London, loved it, not much money but but tore it up everyday on my zzr600 :)

[@pl1068]

Crazy how this was served upto me today, thought I’d watched all your videos but obviously not this one. Wouldn’t it be nice to go back to this time, look how carefree the people are, no masks, no phones just going about meeting people, what a great moment in time and that S1000RR ….so good.

[@aev1tas]

I don't even drive yet I find these videos very entertaining. Keep it up Baronizzle.

[@viktorskarlatov8227]

Finally a vlogger on a S1000RR. Finally! Thank you Baron. I wish you the best with the new bike.

[@ilovegoogle33]

God damn it you have the best moto vlog on KZbin!

[@iwasherefirst786]

Omg now I feel like I know everything. I have never heard of that before. I feel better for knowing that, thanks Baron for clearing that up for me.

[@dlinquencious]

Well I'm stoked I was up at 2 in the morning so that could find out how a fav motovlogger is hung ;) So, very jealous of the new ride, always loved that bike and I'm the same way about the HP4. Great vid as usual and thems sum daym nice cars too!

[@72bunk]

Gold...nice work that man...love the bike!

[@sickunit2096]

Miss these vids, Bloodcock. We all need another proper Baron vid, don’t we mate? Something for us all to look forward to after a dreary day of work.

[@xtravagentk1275]

Definitely the perfect color for that bike. Love the blue.

[@JohnnyDomino46]

Baron you beauty! Changed the microphone sensivity on my Drift for a video away from my helmet and didn't change it back. Wondered why it was so terrible! The Beemer sounds fantastic; seems like you made the right choice.

[@griflad13]

Brilliant narration on your films. Hilarious.

[@anthonybean]

I love your videos, because you're essentially talking to yourself

[@SubaruPowerr]

I remember when you asked which motorcycle to buy, I wrote then: S1000RR. AND HERE IT IS!! :) good for you :)

[@HibernatingPlank]

Nice to see you're bike in action

[@ModZombi3]

Love the new bike, looks awesome.

[@crzy0dj]

Love your S1000RR , especially that colour

[@ArGyProductions]

I love this guy... English to the core!! Especially the part about drunk calling mates.

[@DuckyBee156]

That is a gorgeous motorcycle Mr Baron..

[@simppa9]

As a Finn... with a meatcock... and a tendency to go out for dinner and then get intoxicated by accident, speak english and talk about saunas I'm beginning to wonder how far my last misadventures of one too many took me... London?

[@mattstat1]

I've ridden home from work over Hammersmith bridge for years now and I still smack my wedding tackle on that same bump at least once a month.

[@dolifjongan]

Great vlog with great topics

[@TheRoseyBiker]

Good to see you back. Always get excited when I see 'BaronVonGrumble has uploaded a new video'!:D Also, absolutely love the bike! Think when I am 21, if the laws don't change AGAIN, this is one I'd like to think I could afford (doubt it though).

[@k0nn0r]

Every alcohol advert in France has that phrase on it "Please consume with moderation", so among french youth there's this joke "I'd drink with moderation, if I knew who he was.." ;)

[@Blind2Society]

"Compact and tidy when you don't need them" I laughed so hard at that.

[@eckeren]

JIZZUM, in those trees, beckoning the lovely ladies of london taan. Good work Robert, erm, i mean Baron, and look forward to your grumbles on two wheels. You lucky sod, on that beauty of a BM. Enjoy. From a se london CBR600fy circa 1999 owning hack. Peace.

[@MrKURT911]

I love your video definitely the best motovlogger ever! :) funniest stories, best bikes just epic ness.... ohh and the creature on the inside that comes out when you drink 'Baromon.'

[@chooselife3000]

Excellent commentary

[@georgesutton2538]

Best one yet.

[@Oldpigsass]

Thanks for keeping us all buckshee entertained, Baron. Goodbye & Good Shut to the Top Gear inepts. Capt Slow was alright, I suppose. You're the one should be doing it, definitely. And I've told them so.

[@PVTfluffy]

Sounds like the most terrifying disease

[@wm1108]

Fantastic as all ways !!

[@royalzak2670]

lol You were completely oblivious to Aston towards the end!

[@Ternesio_Terys]

still one of the best video's ever :D

[@joefisher3981]

In 1993 my dad had a HUGE bike crash in France going to lemans to watch a 24 hour bike race with his friends but he had a hangover from the night before in the hotel and as he was riding (he made it 75 miles) and started drifting out wide into the oncoming lane and all he remembers doing was going full throttle into a curb to get away from the cars were the curb spun the front wheel and handlebars so fast it broke his arm and wrist and flew off the bike into a steel park bench and bent it , then after hitting the bench he hit a concrete post and broke his leg in two places and his girlfriend (she was on the back of the bike) flew over a 6 foot high fence and landed in a tree not injured at all My dads friend who saw the crash went and caught up with the rider in front and said "our mates had a crash, it's really bad!" The other rider said "is he dead?" "No he's not dead!" " ok I'll watch the race and I'll see him on the way home " It happened at only 45 mph

[@triumph157]

great vidio mate,keep em coming.

[@melp3033]

Nice, we need to see more of the s1krr

[@ChrisPBacon21]

Great video BloodCock!

[@SirSnoqualmie]

Clevedge season is here! Oh yes I do love the Summer!

[@KJ_XCV]

Yay your back!

[@keyup2626]

That's one sweet bike. You will have to do a tour of Canada one year on a bike you love the open roads here.

[@climbhigh777]

Your the best baron! Love your vids!

[@ferrarithedude]

your bike is BEAUTIFUL! love the BvG logo :P

[@Jmbo65]

Baron, love the bike....did contemplate getting one but opted for Blade in new 2013, clouds, friggin insurance was double for RR1000

[@jayhuddy]

hey Baron, you should check out the Olivers Mount Gold Cup racing weekend in Scarborough, Yorkshire. It's the weekend 14th & 15th September. Incredible racing and would be amazing if you made a vlog there! safe journeys

[@Noudso]

We call them bloodcocks in the Netherlands as well! Keep posting, I find your videos hilarious and interesting at the same time :)

[@harderekern]

Nice vids! Subbed and greetings from The Netherlands!

[@swetuna]

Its the Rolls Royce Phantom And yes always choose the pissing place the furthest away so prevent getting others ding dong splash over your shoes Love your bike though it looks smooth and powerful, havent tried one yet. Nice to see you are back in action :)

[@XxxProdigalxxX]

You are a trip Baron, I was having the same mic issues and all this time I thought it was the positioning. I lost so much footage that way. The bike looks incredible but now I really hate your lane splitting because I don't want you to scratch your new baby.lol Ride safe and God bless

[@tafiola]

The guy @ 3:22 on the push bike is my mate Barns from clapham, I just spotted this from my house in brighton cracked me up!

[@VRpaintball]

you sir are awesome

[@PaddyWhackedToo]

Sport Cock. Very nice new bike, mate. Good luck with it!

[@Mr.Winston]

HAHA! Amazing. Brilliant videos, always hilarious.

[@TristanDesnos]

Awesome idea!

[@PureWaiteyy]

HE'S BACK!!

[@Almedz]

It would be very interesting to see you showing us your gear, for summer, winter and racetrack, and tell whats quite good and whats shit

[@SercanPy]

BaronVonBloodCock with the pant destroying abilities of that sweet man in the photo

[@RandomGRK]

Easily the best vlogger...

[@neilwright8347]

I like to indulge in a nice bit of DD action :) The pleasures of a DDD "Double Decker Duo lol ! Hey Baron I'm subscribed & loving your vids . Congratulations on your new sexy sleek n stylish BMW S1000RR :)

[@Zalonka]

BaronVonBloodcock don't worry I love you man. Sounds like a superhero name from a parallel universe.

[@1down5up426]

Holy shit that Aston Martin DB6 @10:54!! My sportcock definitely extended a bit