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[@alfiecavallaro]

Fifty Shades of Red Flags coming to theatres 2024.

[@1307mimi]

Did they make a third movie already? I am out of the loop.

[@alfiecavallaro]

@@1307mimi Yes they did it's called Fifty Shades of Freed.

[@slowhite1706]

Spoilers: one is pink

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

Indeed, many big time female rights/anti sexual crime movements (the serious ones, not the social media ones) attacked the series for normalizing sexual and psychological abuse. The BDSM community at large also shot it down, as is misrepresent the intent of the dom/sub relationship - 50 shits promotes maniacal control, instead of the liberation and trust a healthy relationship of this kind has at its base.

[@lawfulhusbands]

@@edoardoprevelato6577 exactly! Fifty shades is simply sexual coercion and abuse hidden under the guise of bdsm (which this relationship NEVER was!) and that is sickening! There is no free will, Anna is basically a child fresh out of college who got thoroughly manipulated and conditioned into being involved in Christain's world.

[@angel_bow20]

this whole franchise is just a big ol RED FLAG

[@MartiniMouse]

Right? It’s totally creepy, has an awful plot, and it’s not at all indicative of the bdsm community!

[@farah-dk9gl]

*Marching band music in the background *

[@leonardomota7631]

I was hoping he'd use that bit again

[@gokuwrightattorneyatlaw5227]

Definitely. Seriously just say no to a creep xD.

[@dakotazlatovich8004]

the overall tone of the movie is just bland as well there's barely any emotion and it kinda looks like those quit smoking ads with just a big amount of GREY

[@chr15_t0ph3r]

“This isnt a relationship Christin, This is ownership” Is the only smart thing in this movie

[@meratefox7504]

taehyung

[@Surekhasrinivas144]

Army spotted 😉

[@meratefox7504]

@@Surekhasrinivas144 haha yes. who are your faves?

[@CursedCatTruffa]

Yet she stayed with him, she wasn't bright at all

[@chr15_t0ph3r]

@@CursedCatTruffa true

[@purushothaman8538]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he has a whole file about his ex girlfriends

[@-riya6696]

Minnie's angel he had files on EVERYONE literally every single person he meets

[@dixiecronin7791]

Information is power, and he wants to exert it on EVERYONE

[@hanzlakhan3941]

Ugh this is such a stupid movie

[@santanubanerjee6765]

Its creepy af

[@OlliePawsitivePets]

Wait we are not meant to keep files?

[@___i8889]

"This is wrong. All of this. This isn't a relationship." *marries him three months later and has a kid*

[@ChristmasDiamond]

2 kids

[@WW-gf4vp]

oeff

[@pokehunter6467]

@@sts-jaidn It was most likely from the of the events of the previous movie and what they did so it's not completely out of the rang of probability.

[@tfrary1981]

Now a days this is the relationship goals..... I will never understand why.

[@rashidamark2706]

She didn't give birth, she was pregnant

[@naivenitara]

*Christian has 600 red flags and abuses her *Anna - Yes, I'll marry you

[@misscrazy1016]

Yep, no signs that this might go bad, amirite?

[@babynamar6413]

She’s colorblind 💕

[@simplyjuannie5128]

@@babynamar6413 🤣🤣🤣

[@benedictjajo]

Well he's a billionaire.

[@jeckjeck3119]

...OMG, Anna is Melania! This makes so much sense.

[@fourknox7576]

So are we ALL gonna ignore the fact that her “friend” used her image WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!!! OR EVEN ASKING HER FIRST!!!

[@no-ku6jp]

ngl i'd get so pissed off if anyone i knew did that. if that happens, it's on fucking sight.

[@HVBRSoF]

It's a crime actually, so yeah.

[@altounedited3]

We‘ll square up... that’s fuckin weird and creepy... Josie is a creepy weirdo

[@furrypupsangel5446]

Josie: “If I had asked you would have been like, “I’m too shy.”” Me sitting here thinking that this whole trilogy is stupid and the only good guy in any of these movies is that one bodyguard in the third movie: “Well that sounds like a no to me chief.”😶😐

[@dixiecronin7791]

I mean, she could've sued him for that, right? Especially since her stalker ex-boyfriend immediately bought all of them so that no one else could look at them...

[@jjasmineluv]

*As a American I'd like to personally apologize to everyone who has witnessed this film.*

[@certifieddumbass7110]

I’d*

[@certifieddumbass7110]

to*

[@certifieddumbass7110]

apologize*

[@certifieddumbass7110]

witnessed*

[@certifieddumbass7110]

Sry grammar is important to me

[@brandoncarter3309]

Alex: "can you believe now I've watched two fifty shades of grey movies? " Better you than me.

[@adeleaslan8182]

Better if it just didn’t exist

[@brandoncarter3309]

@@adeleaslan8182 you're not wrong

[@Licuriciu90]

Watch fhe firs one out of curiosity.I was drunk af and that it's not an excuse for watching such a crap,shithole of a movie.This should be banned,banned i tell you! It'even worse than twilight.

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

@@reinarouge8381 exactly! 👍🏻👍🏻😄😄😆😆

[@ClaireCamsel]

@@Licuriciu90 💀💀🤣🤣

[@vibhab191]

*Christian’s ex was standing there like* 👁👄👁

[@obeseembryo6172]

damn 1k likes but no comment

[@LinhNguyen-pt9ty]

ikr

[@vibhab191]

Peter Zou it really be like that sometimes 😅

[@Veronike._]

@@obeseembryo6172 ikr ＼ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ／

[@dixiecronin7791]

Why is every man in this woman's life so strange?

[@pinstripecool34]

Ikr

[@wise_girl9388]

Crazy attracts crazy? Weird attracts weird? Strange attracts strange? Or maybe it's just because she's the kind of person who is a total pushover, so naturally, all the freaks flock to them because they know the person won't say "No" to them.

[@clairemccallum1287]

@@wise_girl9388 it’s so sad actually

[@nurainiarsad7395]

This is going to sound blunt and harsh, but here it is: because if you act like helpless prey, you attract predators.

[@calleum8234]

I genuinely fear the bar her father must have set for men if she decided to marry Christian

[@undeadladybug7723]

These movies get even worse when you realize these people met, started dating, broke up (for all of three days) and then got married in less than two months. The whole series up until the last book's epilogue with their son is only six weeks.

[@Steph4973]

Really? I didnt know about that

[@dixiecronin7791]

Makes sense. A guy as creepy and controlling as Christian Grey would want to possess her as soon as possible.

[@Xehanort10]

It's like how Bella and Edward barely knew each other in Twilight but became obsessed with each other regardless and deluded themselves it was love.

[@jenniferbaldini3527]

E.L. James plagerized so much from Stephanie Myers, I sure am glad she changed the time frame of Christian and Ana's relationship to 6 weeks and not, let's arbitrarily say, oh...I dont know... *9 1/2 weeks?* I dont know HOW she wasnt sued by Myers OR Elizabeth McNeill. At least she made up the BDSM premise and didnt steal it from...oh, wait... P.S. According to the Washington Post, "Blogger Jane Litte ran E.L. James original Fanfic 'Masters of the Universe' AND 'Fifty Shades of Grey' thru the anti-plagerism software 'Turnitin' and concluded that 89% was identical" . *Identical* to Stephanie Myers published works. I think the phrase "keep your eyes on your own work" is applicable here.

[@azadalamiq]

@@jenniferbaldini3527 it was a fan fic, and SM loved it.

[@miaa1762]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Every man in the movie who sees Ana: 👁👄👁

[@entertain7us148]

reminds me of how all the kids at the high school in Forks think Bella is the funniest most charismatic thing they've ever seen

[@Gaburierairuze]

True Y/N energy

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@Shimmerwine]

I literally choked on air I laughed so hard at that face.

[@ika3627]

@@Gaburierairuze i laughed way too hard at this

[@geekuporshutup1751]

Anastasia: I don't want to end up barefoot and pregnant. Also Anastasia: ends up barefoot and pregnant by the end of the movie.

[@mar6488]

Oh feck, you're right!

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Nice

[@severussnape8040]

She ain't like other girls, folks!😂😂😂

[@trinaq]

Haha, very spot on, Anastasia has become all of the things she previously loathed! 😂

[@FeuerblutRM]

Anastasia is an insult to my intellect AND my femininity.

[@rainbowfart9066]

Anna's voice is so emotionless that it kinda sounds monotone or is it just me 😂

[@dixiecronin7791]

It was probably so hard to feel invested in the character/movies that she stopped trying lol

[@antholojade]

Bella from Twilight be like:

[@MegaKnight2012]

Monotone, would be a step up. Her "emotional" delivery felt like a negative below monotone

[@MegaKnight2012]

@Kitzumi - Dat Weirdo, Crappy Artist & Limelight Very brave parents to attempt having another kid after producing one so boring (or the first kid made them so bored, they made another one and THEN decided they should stop making such boring people)

[@sabrinachang6287]

I actually like her voice but sis was just so emotionless

[@notaccessible3741]

These poor actors seem like they’re struggling so hard. They’re never going to feel like actual normal human beings ever again.

[@shamarbrown2677]

Exactly

[@frxstymxngo9356]

they basically get blacklisted if they don't do it so yeah, they're probably feeling so bad

[@azadalamiq]

@@frxstymxngo9356 no pll turn down movies often.

[@KaylaCohn2001]

@@azadalamiq yeah but its a job most actors don't have the luxury to turn down a big movie role

[@nisarojas2869]

@Virgo they wpuld probably do it for the check

[@frozendaffodil3272]

Romantic movies literally go from "I'm never doing that again" to "Eh why not?"

[@gracekim25]

I can’t view this or the books as ‘romantic’

[@frozendaffodil3272]

@@gracekim25 me too but that's what they're apparently classified as

[@sarahwilson9419]

I know it's like a BDSM human Twilight

[@PolarPhantom]

That's legit structure of most romantic stories. At the second act something happens that SEEMS irreconcilable and forces the lovers apart, but is ultimately overcome by the end of the story. This can manifest in many ways, like an arranged marriage to some foreign diplomat or fundamentally disagreeing on whether or not you should let the past die.

[@starfell_creature]

yikes so with my horrible decision making i'm probably the main character 😗✌ see me getting into a really unhealthy relationship this summer at your local cinema✨

[@glouise9837]

The fact she said yes really annoyed me like gurl have you learnt nothing this whole time??

[@lisgoldqn]

right?! the whole movie is a tutorial for what not to do when you somehow get in a relationship like this

[@mohammedroshan2757]

why she is stalked by entire men in thus movie?

[@jennyms1998]

one day she says the guy scares her because he manipulated and abused his ex so much she's permanently damaged but then he showed her his man bewbs so its fine now!

[@whatdoahknow3173]

BIG ol' red flag.

[@jesse3391]

well they did have to make room for a sequel maybe the girl will gain some self-respect in the 3rd movie so Christian can crush it again

[@erstequeen]

7:23 "To grab all of her - essentials." *Drags Harry Styles cardboard standup* I died

[@guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315]

That's me

[@leisafiroz2862]

same 😂 honestly what a mood

[@ih8kit]

"I want to blindfold you, tie you to the wall and throw spaghetti at you all day every day." Great line Alex. Absolutely brilliant. Cracks me up every time I hear it.

[@rheanasmith9011]

honestly though, your way of censoring things is the funniest -banana gun -devil's tango - FIRETRUCK -annoyed mom vacuuming and blocking the screen during kiss scenes -squeak toy sound effects while fighting comedy gold

[@selina9260]

And „rain makes everything more dramatic“😂

[@everiley1244]

Not forgetting the weird similes that are unrelated but self deprecating to Alex haha

[@angel_bow20]

And the glorious RED FLAG

[@rheanasmith9011]

@@angel_bow20 yasssss the big ol' red flag

[@wcallisa22]

the marios music killing me lolol

[@butterfliesandgreeneyes]

i honestly don’t understand the hype around these movies, they are just cringy

[@oceanmoon5530]

Agree. Like what is the point of the movie?

[@Fernando31611]

It is the embodiment of female fantasy: A handsome rich guy wants a girl despite the girl being not special at all.

[@guacamolly_]

@@Fernando31611 and the devil's tango scenes

[@izzywoods794]

The books we groundbreaking for my 13-year-old self. But as a 22yr old...😭😭😭it’s so toxic and wtf Ana

[@labelle4497]

@@Fernando31611 Aren't there like 30 kajillion harlequin books that would give em the same thing?

[@reggielaw9712]

When drawing squares with lipstick on his chest was the answer instead of doing the devil's tango I knew this movie was written by a wattpad user

[@gaiachan3686]

fun fact: in the book, they do the devils tango after

[@mist6950]

@@artemisashford that's stupid as hell

[@deztheray8935]

@@artemisashfordya even with context it’s still terrible 😂 I’m not a fan or porn, it’s terrible for everyone and relationships so I’ll never be caught dead reading/watching these

[@user-vy1co6bq3z]

I feel SO uncomfortable - i came out from a toxic relationship and saw how much I was guilt tripped and manipulated into sexual activities, and its so sad to see how it is portrayed like this in a mainstream movie - where people actually think it is okay/cool/sexy. THIS IS NOT HEALTHY ANA LISTEN TO YOUR BRAIN - literally every time her brain takes over Christian does some physical thing and she just changes her mind. She is letting herself be controlled, which is pure batshit.

[@brooklyngrace1576]

I hope you’re okay now 🙏🙏

[@anikaecker1721]

I hope you feel better soon. You’re a beautiful, strong woman.

[@ElenaAsh5533]

Happy for you that you got out from it

[@dnbsvitkona3802]

Exactly!!! I was in a toxic relationship and it really sucks. I hope you are okey now sis

[@chubbatheBOSS]

Both men and women in these toxic relationships accept sex as a cheap substitute for real love, because they have no clue what love is.

[@evalongwe8629]

Bruh the “yes” on the keychain WAS COMIC SANS

[@possummagic3571]

What?! But that's a *MEME* font. Maybe she was proposing ironically. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@rrrigbyyy1494]

Autism is Unstoppable it’s not a meme font, it’s just a font

[@wtfgabs]

i laughed a lot when i saw that hahahah

[@shanleslie]

This film was definitely written by a wattpad user

[@astro.online7697]

it was originally a twilight fanfic

[@eloramaxwell7020]

Woah woah woah. Some of us write things of substance.

[@spectralight8412]

@@eloramaxwell7020 Substance or not they're always written with a lot of grammatical mistakes.

[@anajbako5067]

@@spectralight8412 That is absolutely not true. I write there and I really try to be gramaticaly correct. (But I am Check, so my English is not that good.) Anyway my stories are OK. And you can find mistakes in real books, so... On wattpad you just have to dig deep to find the good stuff, but it is there.

[@cowgirlikepearl]

I mean the book is fanfic

[@emmawestervelt5163]

I want to thank this movie for giving me “I don’t wanna live forever” by Zayn and Taylor Swift

[@nisarojas2869]

And Welcome to The Show by Adam Lambert

[@angeliquemariel2916]

Same!!!

[@b.l.s_77]

The only good thing to come out of this show

[@farazattar3723]

And giving me "No Running From Me" by Toulouse. Oh I love that song so much.

[@mehboobhassan371]

And (i think) love me like you do by Ellie goulding.

[@05dal]

Two things that stood out to me: 1. Anna always sounded like my patients trying to talk over her ventillator. 2. That lipstick scene was both hilarious and dumb af.

[@carolingabo7554]

True dat

[@imnotcreative1783]

you had a chance to say “fifty shades dumber”

[@Anonymous-bz8rw]

suddenly i'm so disappointed in alex...

[@lexa2310]

Throwing shade through wordplay isn't considered original any more. Honestly, by now every joke has been done fifty times and over. With such a black and white story about every reviewer has had to incorporate at least one pun to spice things up in their review, so I am honestly greytfull that Alex didn't resort to cheap puns but tried to bring us quality entertainment in these dark times.

[@imnotcreative1783]

Alexandra Pippan it was joke a joke, chill dude

[@user-nm6xp4bu7c]

I read the title like that so I was very disappointed when I realised it wasn’t that lol

[@salmahsm6929]

Pls do 365 days movie

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The movie was so poorly written, it was like a fan fiction- Oh wait...

[@theotheoggg]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache omg ur EVERYWHERE lmao

[@tinniesealjiji]

💀🤝

[@Animeniac180]

Sup

[@misinformeddog2371]

@@theotheoggg wait how?

[@yourtherapist1370]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache oh hi there old friend

[@pandabear6550]

This movie disgusts me. Only a weirdo would like movies like this. I just felt like throwing up the whole movie 🤢

[@alexisd6106]

I never saw the movies. But I freaking loved the books when I was 15. Then again, I was being abused and raped by my bf at the time and I was like "omg Christian is kinda like my boyfriend except he's always there for her and he's sweet enough to ask for her consent ❤️" After years of therapy and healthy relationships I reread the first book at age 23 and I'm so happy to announce that it DISGUSTED ME and was really boring.

[@MonsieurBananaTheBetter]

@@alexisd6106 I hope you're better now

[@l.jjawara4463]

Alexis D I’m so sorry to hear that 🙏🏾

[@cryforhelp7270]

@@alexisd6106 Glad you're getting better

[@aikotitilai3820]

@@alexisd6106 I'm sorry for what happened to you. I'm happy that you're better now.

[@milkbuns.vanilla]

Why she talks like that? Like... idk is that how she actually talks? Whispering and trying to sounds sensual kind of stuff? It sounds so irritating for my ears I'm sorry

[@dixiecronin7791]

No that's not what she sounds like. I think the directors told her to talk differently in order to sexualize her. But all it did was come out all breathy and strange...

[@mebcn5850]

Yes me too. Hate the moovie but came here to have a good laugh, and cant bear ver stupid voice, but even outside of the character, she speaks like that😁

[@shivanipathak5380]

I know right!!! Everytime she talked it was just so annoying I wanted to tear my ears out..

[@Bllll957]

Do we have to talk about the fact that Christian's exes all seem to come out of the "relationship" emotionally damaged beyond repair? That supposed to be normal? Ok.

[@Mushy_moons]

And yet she still ends up saying yes to him despite all of those major red flags? Like mhm ok 👌🏻

[@mariasfeclis6308]

Marie Chambe i mean i watched the movies and those are not his exes. christian says in one film that he isnt capable of love. what he was doing with those women is bdsm, which doesnt mean they are in love as a couple, it’s more about a bond (i guess) between the dom and the sub. those or that (i mean i only know that girl who lost her husband and tried to shoot anastasia) was emotionally damaged bc she wanted more than that, she wanted to have a relationship and all that stuff. i personally liked the movies i mean it’s something unique but i can get where you’re going w ur opinion. peace✌️

[@hannahannette1047]

Like how does she not realize how emotionally and psychologically dangerous the relationship is?

[@Black.Spades]

@@hannahannette1047 She kind of did...but then every time she wanted to discuss something with Christian, he was uncomfortabe with it and instead proceeded making love ("love"?) to her. And all was good until next time something happened. The thing is, she kind of wanted to discuss problems, but then she gave in right away every time he initiated sex to "change the subject". It was weird. (the books, idk about the movies)

[@sarahleroy465]

They arent relationships. They are slaves and know what they are getting into when they get with him. He abuses his slaves and doesnt understand a true slave or submissive.

[@moondiamond9340]

This man has seen it all at this point, I respect that he is still sane

[@kikiimikii]

For a sec I thought you were talking about Christian and I was like "did we just watch the same video he's definitely not sane, been through and seen a looot of shit but not sane at all" But I'm realising now that you're talking about Alex and you're 1000% right! 😂

[@deadchannel4619]

Sorry, but since when was Alex still sane?

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@deadchannel4619 His sanity was lost long ago, first by by Riverdale, then by Disney movies, and finally by twilight.

[@moondiamond9340]

Victor Conrad he’s sane enough to make videos at least

[@lainnpilled]

toga do be spittin fax doe

[@heroofthewinds7765]

9:45 I can't tell if that's Anna crying or Dakota Johnson(her actor) breaking character and facepalming about the fact that the helicopter crash is resolved as soon as it's brought up.

[@joelbond7440]

I like to think it’s Anna in universe thinking “Ah, crap. I’m never escaping him.”

[@j.m3850]

What I'll never understand about movies like this is that they get married after like two months when clearly they should be getting as far away from each other as possible

[@artemis1159]

E X A C T L Y

[@chibibeingchibi3197]

When youtube sensors you for everything Alex: *squeaks and bananas* Edit: 2K LIKES?! I'M FAMOUS!

[@Generic-ODST]

Seriously, didn’t think you had to censor guns now. Least Alex is being clever with it.

[@annabellehodgson4145]

You better believe I scrolled up to find this comment once it made sense 😂

[@yusuhani]

yeah right? he's genius.

[@dobbyblue2462]

Firetruck

[@smg3250]

Kartoon Management literally uses water guns in their gang war scenes.

[@krl907]

Nobody gonna talk about the Harry Styles cutout? Okay

[@evadepauw4335]

THE COMMENT I WAS SEARCHING FOR

[@tanzeemtabassum3961]

IKR LMAOOOOO

[@laetitiayardemian6306]

Where?

[@felipa8232]

@@laetitiayardemian6306 7:24

[@laetitiayardemian6306]

felipa thxx

[@bellekelly582]

Anastasia is a fitting name for her as it reminds me that this movie makes you wanna go under anaesthesia and never wake up

[@shulamitemlobela588]

This was straight from a wattpad story by an inexperienced girl with absolutely no editing.

[@contrarian9999]

Actually a middle aged women with a whole ass husband and kids lol but close enough.

[@redpanda6497]

@@contrarian9999 I feel sorry for her family.

[@Isokatmydydecsf]

This was a Twilight fanfic.

[@CheekyTop1]

@@redpanda6497 she became rich from it tho so u can’t feel sorry for her family lol

[@redpanda6497]

@@CheekyTop1 And what does the money matter if they have to live with a person fucked up by mental illnes?

[@allisonsofwayne]

When you’re saying yes to getting married but it’s in comic sans...

[@VeryAmazingGrace]

I got to that bit JUST as I got to your comment :0

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

"And I'm only dressing up as a Teletubbie on Thursdays." "And one time you told me to dress up as Dora the Explorer and call you backpack." Christian, my friend. There's kinky and then there's that.

[@kashmiraraghu1822]

The backpack line killed me!

[@LinhNguyen-pt9ty]

don't spill it

[@user-kv7pr7xs6k]

*no kink shaming!*

[@mrclueuin]

😄

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@user-kv7pr7xs6k What about dressing up as sexy Dorothy?

[@lex_7529]

is nobody gonna talk about how Ana's "friend" plastered her face all over a gallery without her consent? just because she's his "best stuff" doesn't give him the right to expose her like that without permission or consent

[@samwillner7641]

10:22 i just realized the "yes" is written in Comic Sans lol

[@czar2977]

The most romantic font

[@arwinorso]

Much romance indeed.

[@Ashley-Lopez]

Be still my heart

[@_.ana._.]

And they say romance is dead

[@abbywolffe4114]

Christian has: abs, money, chin And a big ...company

[@parkchimmin7913]

He’s.... compensating for a lot of things

[@xxgalaxymidnightxx3297]

Lol

[@mp3holder94]

I bet his company isn’t even that big.

[@xxgalaxymidnightxx3297]

I mean like is company is actually really big I have never been there because it's a make-believe movie but I think it's company is a really really big

[@lailaduff5679]

If Christan and Edward Cullen had a stare off I wonder who would win

[@gabrielaharries8149]

No one, literally no one

[@phirerising]

But.. They're supposed to be the same person 😂

[@sarcasticeggs8998]

well, technically stephanie meyer's vampires dont need to blink.... so... Edit:- WOW! thanks for the likes!

[@salsakirana141]

omg 😂😂😂

[@varisrevolver4061]

Me. I have a smoldering stare. Insert stare here

[@user-nk6fn1lu4i]

Okay how in the world people think "punishment" is romantic 😶

[@huntyrkitzman3895]

It's called a kink?

[@arianarunpop9884]

Some ppl are s*x driven. Ppl get turned on by that, it's a kink. And we really shouldn't judge ppl for that since it satisfies them. Especially since relationships are built on the dom and the submissive

[@clairemccallum1287]

same. people are all like “oh well sub/dom dynamics” it’s still fucking weird. just because it’s a kink doesn’t mean it’s normal

[@clairemccallum1287]

@@arianarunpop9884 nah, lol. i’ll judge them all i want

[@arianarunpop9884]

@Claire Mcaullam Well are you religious? Cause if you are in the bible it says when you get married, anything you do is beautiful in God's eyes on bed. Meaning it's normal. But if not yeah, f off, it's their bed and they'll do what they want. Normal or not

[@skidmarklicker6667]

"Dont give up on me" I cringed and tbh I'd rather hear "ARE U LOST BBG" like 5 times a second fr he is sooo cringy

[@notsansastark2541]

Are you lost baby girl is like the worst delivered line the cinematic history ever

[@japanesemythology5499]

I just spit my tea back into the cup I was laughing so hard

[@jessicajewell5869]

Stop I'm dying🤣🤣🤣

[@skidmarklicker6667]

@@jessicajewell5869 yasssssss frfr

[@audreyerazo]

Lol, 😂😂😂

[@eynavlaron3408]

Literally have never watched this movie, but it’s an Alex Meyer video. So ima watch it anyway

[@isthisyouwallet2714]

Good luck 😂

[@hyperdrivemeleetm5955]

Same💀

[@aviva5873]

Agreed! Also am I the only person who thinks Alex should do a video on the KZbin movie: little secrets??? I think it would b HILARIOUS!😂

[@mateocaso8420]

yes

[@isnortashes3737]

Understandable

[@percyleung6858]

"This is wrong. All of this. This isn't a relationship." Said everyone with common sense, yet she still marries him.

[@wintersummer6640]

Guess she just couldn’t find any1 better, and b-ing single’s not an option 4 her.😂😓

[@gem777742]

hey, he just had a really persuasive boob

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Yay! Abusive relationships!

[@Michelle-pz1lm]

Money can be really attractive to some girls 😂 or they are really stupid

[@dreamingoffreedom3663]

Im praying for you know Your are Amazing!!☺️remember God loves you and always wants you your in His Holy loving hands with love and peace God Blesss❤️

[@amethystsavage4018]

“First, Anna’s like “I don’t think I can do this anymore”, but then five seconds later she’s all like “Haha, nevermind”.” That actually sums up the entire trilogy

[@help6691]

Anna’s two moods are -I’m not right for you, you’re abusive and this is unfair -wait no actually I love you take me back

[@VillainApologist_]

4:50 Alex: Is the answer A. Devils Tango B. Christian reveals he’s a vampire C. She draws stuff on his abs with lipstick Me: Well it’s gotta be A, the rest are just stu- Alex: Okay spoiler, the answer is actually C. Me: *dumbfounded but thinks he’s joking* Alex: *shows the scene* Me: 😧😐😕

[@thatonegirl773]

Chloe I legit thought he was joking 😟

[@kittyunderwood8918]

Same

[@kittyunderwood8918]

I thought b was thrown in there cause this started as a Twilight fanfiction, and c was just something Alex made up

[@Ananya-cl6wh]

*squares on his abs

[@misstressfoxtail05]

Never seen the movie but picked c cause it seemed like the dumbest answer and we all know this movie doesn't follow real world logic.

[@josefinebliss2801]

There's too many narcissistic creepy men who says "I wanna be like Christian Grey". If a guy says this, run XD

[@giteli_play3252]

I just wanna be rich like him

[@brdxeexe]

Especially an ugly guy!

[@nelsitcho]

How come I've never seen anyone say something like that? The vast majority of men wouldn't even watch such a movie (not to mention *talk* about having watched it) kkkk

[@werewolf1461]

Warlock As someone in the bdsm community it honestly makes me so upset because I really do hear men compare themselves to Christian very frequently

[@StRanGerManY]

@@werewolf1461 of course everyone wants to be like Christian! Who doesn't want to be very handsome and rich (and have A TON of free time at the same time somehow)?? This way, you can have any flaws and quirks, and girls will still be into you

[@asitdey7198]

Did I just imagined Harry Styles as Anna's essentials .....Now Harry literally pops up everywhere in my life...

[@guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315]

I try to not think about one direction as much, but they are literally following me everywhere.

[@floralaudios]

“to grab all of her essentials” **harry styles appears on screen** LMAOO ME TOO

[@ItsArtISay]

I think I would've been more comfortable with the Devil's Tango than that lipstick thing. 😨😨😨

[@emeraldcordova8539]

Such a waste of lipstick ... And money for that matter ....-_-

[@franciscolaurean8550]

Nah that was hot next time she should add googly eyes and glitter

[@earth2nemi861]

Francisco Laurean 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsArtISay]

@@franciscolaurean8550 😂😂😂

[@1307mimi]

@@franciscolaurean8550 lol right! 😂😂

[@ninaserafina823]

"The whole relationship was like that scene in Toy Story 3 with the toddlers" I don't think I've heard a more accurate description of their relationship.

[@SleepyKwee]

I feel like the only person out of my friend group who watched this and felt genuinely bad for his ex, to me she is the very definition of an abused person, but to my friends she was just "a weird ex who couldn't accept its over" Like girls, look at her, listen to her speak. She's not just a vengeful ex, she's a shell of a person.

[@Cruddy129]

And yet she constantly wants to get rid of the new girl to try and best her to be back together with the guy, so she cannot seem to survive without her abuser Coo coo crazy she is

[@FemkjeMW]

​@@Cruddy129 needs help tbh

[@who.is.mankish3840]

Y is noone talking about the squeaky noises he does when someone hits something? Or the banana gun???😆

[@SirXer]

Two things to always remember about 50 Shades: 1.) It was posted as a Twilight fanfiction originally. 2.) The co-stars had zero chemistry and actually hated filming together.

[@sharlikahathaway8212]

The second one is wrong the girl was very comfortable with the guy that plays christian he's married that's where the awkwardness kicks in

[@mayaklast6334]

@@sharlikahathaway8212 I don't know if it had to do with each other or just the stupidity of what they had to play and having to try and make it sexy... I just remember an interview of Dakota Johnson saying she drunk a LOT of whisky on set to get through filming this. I actually haven't watched the movies, but I heard people saying that in some scenes, you could totally tell. ^^

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

3.) We could’ve gotten a better movie if they just showed it as a horror thriller about a stalker and his victim

[@nono-qn7jy]

Ezel Francisco that would be way better than the actual movie

[@MrWereWolfGirl]

I am not even shocked tbh- I feel like everyone would drink on set of a movie like this.

[@SummerQs]

everyone is obsessed with her and looks at her, photographs her and follows her around HOW is this NOT a horror movie??

[@angeliquemariel2916]

IKR?!?

[@danielleblack8249]

Different music and it would have been

[@gamerman782]

"Love" I guess

[@iamcleaver6854]

Because he is a billionaire...

[@GoddessLilithVala88]

🤣😂

[@aasthachaurasia4945]

the noise ana makes at the announcement when christian calls her🤣 and the way alex jokes about it at 11:07 is just😂😂🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@mikeriac8887]

4:31: " And one time you told me to dress up like Dora the explorer and call you backpack" 🤣🤣🤣

[@redlotus5067]

I love how even when Anna is angry, she still whispers

[@amiyahdavidson1892]

😂😂😂 ikr

[@ayf449]

The acting in these films are a discussion of it's own.. it's ridiculous to say the least

[@bdaarmy9736]

Well she needed to be sexualised to the max, hence the whispery "sexy" voice.

[@bittersweetlemons5086]

The whole "I've changed" and "I want you back" and "I promise!" Are LITERALLY part of a abusive relationship example. In pychology they call it the 'honeymoon phase' where the abuser tries to make the other person feel guilty for leaving them and fall back into the cycle of abuse. Also, bdsm is definitely not like that. He's all like "consent!" And "you can say no!" But then constantly guilt trips her and stalks her around if she refuses him. And the fact that he tries to put it a legal contract is terrifying and a huge red flag. And all of his exes seem to be emotional unstable that's a hUge red flag. What the fuck their are so many RED FUCKING FLAGS. ok I'm done.

[@abracadabra8501]

honestly it needs to be illegal to romantisice abusive traits. teaches boys and girls the wrong thing.

[@adeleaslan8182]

Exactly. This movie should be a warning to girls: DON’T BE WITH THIS GUY

[@dreamybombstudios724]

He's grooming GROOMING her like CALL THE POLICE

[@ariamaksss4686]

It’s a movie? 😅

[@areeanachowdhury9070]

@@ariamaksss4686 I don't think this can be considered a movie😂 really offending other movies here lol

[@zany4132]

I feel really bad about that ex. I mean.. she is just devastated, she feels worthless. She has no life.. all she did was wat Grey said.. and she is just.. I cant even imagine her emotional breakdown. How toxic Grey is

[@anitavallier5006]

It’s a long story but I read the books, and he bathed Leila in Ana’s apartment because she was filthy. Which is weird and disturbing in a few different ways. There’s some missing details in the movies but it’s all crazy.

[@shanayazaveri2620]

Like he washed her himself? Wouldn't that be cheating?

[@chilling_koala]

​@@shanayazaveri2620 more importantly, wouldn't that be sexual assault?

[@mecharogue187]

For his name being Christian, he needs Jesus

[@jungoo3486]

Jesus is also a fictional character though.

[@ianlilley2577]

@@jungoo3486 you know you can not believe in something without putting down others right?

[@mecharogue187]

@Anonymous Human9999 Well it was supposed to be a joke. Since being Christian is a religion and Christian people believe in God and Jesus, stuff like that. And Jesus is supposed to be pure which Christian in the books and movies is not

[@Hamlet12341]

Jamie some people are too dense to get the metaphors. I agree with you 😂

[@bellaskinner3529]

@Anonymous Human9999 You don’t have to believe in Jesus to know that he was a real person. he may not have done the things that people believe he did but Jesus of Nazareth was a real person in history.

[@nont18411]

8:23 “Don’t give up on me.” What a selfish statement by a guy who sexually abused all of his exes into madness.

[@honx1012]

i mean they signed a contract and agreed so

[@ayeshafatima165]

@@honx1012 and that makes it ok? lmao half of the time they weren't even fully aware of wtf they were getting into god this should be a horror movie

[@sophieschroer42]

@@honx1012 a contract that he presumably manipulated and pressured them into signing?

[@honx1012]

Sophie Schroer i literally couldn’t care lesss about how sh!tty of a person he is 😭 i just liked the films lmao

[@sophieschroer42]

@@honx1012 okay but then why did you make a comment defending him if you don't care? It's fine if you like it but if you comment something people are allowed to comment back

[@ontheline3421]

"365 days"... just another level or everything in this chain of hatered-to-the-world romances. Poland says sorry that it goes on.

[@pixiedust1999]

That film also has a trilogy God save us

[@ontheline3421]

@@pixiedust1999 The books are a trilogy for sure. And well... it just goes worse with each step, trust me.

[@pixiedust1999]

@@ontheline3421 I know a friend went though the torture of reading all 3 books and shared the suffer with me. And oh boi it ain't pretty

[@rzuue]

For being scared of him just a bit earlier in the movie, she decides to marry him quite quickly. If I am scared of someone, I run.

[@worldssmartestdumbass7739]

2:02 Christian: asks her to dinner “No” Credits roll

[@cescarat7948]

Good Boi LOL

[@negargeliyerdi3766]

LOL he wouldn't have listened

[@elsie8757]

If she had tried that, as she was walking out the front of the art gallery to leave he would've pulled up right in front of her in his black sportscar and had his bodyguard shove her into the back seat. Then by the time they got to the restaurant he had in mind, she would've been like "Well I guess I may as well have dinner with him, since he went to all this trouble to kidnap me."

[@your_average_nerd6861]

Would've been a better movie

[@andrewsutherland133]

"I brought you here to negotiate" The words every girl wants to hear from their ex

[@lizbethskiles8151]

Not every girl wants their ex back you make it seem like women are men crazy

[@sillykis2you]

Yup

[@finnalsop7111]

Lizbeth Skiles r/wooooosh

[@heatherduke3207]

@@lizbethskiles8151 I think it was sarcasm

[@bismuth6778]

@@lizbethskiles8151 bruh it was sarcasm

[@Karo_xx.]

I've never wheezed harder at 7:34

[@Strongest_soldiers]

Omg same 😂😂😂

[@sus_amongus7097]

this wouldve been such a good psychological horror movie. if they hadnt made it seem as "romantic", it couldve been one of the best dark films out there.

[@ellah2411]

Guys... I think we've finally found a worse love story than Twilight

[@angel_vii]

Because it literally started out as a popular twilight fanfiction. Then was changed up enough to sell as a different book series. So every time you see Christian and Anna, it's actually Edward and Bella.

[@neumanasare8864]

@@angel_vii Edward wasn't abusive plus he was more charismatic

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@neumanasare8864 Not physically... but emotionally? Bella tried committing suicide cuz of him:/

[@migueldanielcaceres6764]

true but not better than riverdale nothing will be worst than riverdale

[@ShadowWolfRising]

"Only dressing up like a Telletubby on Thursdays." Alex pls.

[@Tony-hv8wz]

Lol i know right? I feel like his "side jokes" are speaking a little bit of actual personal truth.

[@namelessbeing8405]

@@Tony-hv8wz Exactly, he's so detailed about it that it seem like it's actually true.

[@chelseagabil]

I love how Harry Styles is the "essential stuff"

[@namjoonsbonsai3817]

I didn't understand the joke

[@Theslayoftheday..]

This has to be considered a horror movie

[@saraborjag.5430]

“Their relationship was like That preschool scene from Toy Story 3” This is so accurate

[@julievandooren5258]

So who’’s gonna tell him there is another sequel?

[@cescarat7948]

Julie van Dooren Haha

[@kenadielise7780]

This is just giving him easy content lol

[@severussnape8040]

Stooop, what? I thought it was just a trilogy? Btw, did y'all know Stephanie Meyer is releasing an other twilight novel, because I was out of the loop.

[@sumichan6106]

he knows ab it , listen at the end of the video

[@xRnChrisx]

Guys stop, you could damage him permanently

[@brdxeexe]

“4 half empty bottles of hand sanitizer” Me: be still my heart

[@panpani5079]

3:17 acting in this scene and just the scene as a whole makes me laugh every time

[@JackUpham]

Why has it taken me this long to realize that none of Alex's characters wear clothes?

[@simonopps]

You misinterpret that, they wear skin toned bodysuits

[@hsmacaraig]

Simon Opps ikr.

[@BojanaX]

Holy shit I actually didn't realise that 🤣

[@alexandragarcia2524]

I love the “Abs: The Musical” poster in the background. Nice touch Alex

[@soltandvinegar]

Abs = Best musical

[@FunZies.]

What was the poster next to it?

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Their animation has really improved recently, there are so many new details they add. I like addition of more detailed backgrounds & the little home scene with the masterpiece in the background made me laugh too.

[@sakuramune_]

lmao

[@imthebossmermaid3648]

Glad someone else noticed it. A hero he can finally look up too.

[@imthebossmermaid3648]

Everyone in this movie has as much personality and emotion as a slice of wet pizza. And even a slice of wet pizza makes me laugh and is more capable of a stimulating discussion than these washed-out vessels known as “characters”???

[@callmedisappointment7374]

10:20 that Comic Sans "Yes!" tho

[@cozetteariel]

i am just wondering who are the people who actually *paid* to see this movie in theaters HAHA

[@carlrood4457]

I know they saw the first one, but I can't remember if my wife and her friends went to this one. Mainly, they had a few drinks before the movie and were doing a quiet as possible MST3K session with it.

[@ashleydowney1222]

A lot of senior citizens. I have worked at movie theater since 2017 and I remember having a bunch of older couples coming to see this movie and the sequel. I was surprised.

[@mp3holder94]

I regretfully paid to see the first one for a a date quite Some time ago 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@juliasvyrydova7222]

I paid for this,but it was honestly so fun,we were laughing with my friends so hard,like I can't take it seriously

[@zsofiadoka6347]

I saw the first movie with my mom. She asked me to come with her to see it. Those two hours were long...

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

If you told me this was a horror movie i literally would believe you. In fact I consider it one lol

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

That means you're mentally stable (well at least mostly) yayy

[@dipudiwan8809]

@@thatgirlinautumn5995 ttþrf7tuþtyhoj

[@apoorvsingh4459]

I'd rather watch a movie with these cartoons characters, they are funny as hell🤣🤣

[@claudiac5331]

Alex: just one more of these movies and I’m done 😭 365 days: exists 😈

[@kiiookoo]

*whoever paid to see these movies has officially failed at life*

[@kaydub6197]

Don't call out my mother like this

[@maggierodas52]

Well I didn’t pay for it it was free so

[@lotta5889]

*backs into a bush*

[@k.p1157]

Well, that’s me! I payed to see the 3rd movie in a theater... but it wasn’t my idea, my friends and I had nothing else to watch, so... Nevertheless, I still failed at life.

[@msspookymuffin]

Lol! I said the same thing about the Fast and Furious movies.

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

When they said 'darker' they meant 'darker' because I can't tell who's who in any of the scenes. (The Edna Mode haircut at least helps with identification.)

[@bubbleyum71]

😂😂😂 I turn up the brightness cuz I thought it was just me

[@frootsnacc6790]

If Anna and Christian had any sort of believable chemistry, that keychain proposal thing would actually be kinda cute.

[@estellaborck6072]

“A small family gathering of about 700 people” ~ everyone in America during quarantine

[@juliasvyrydova7222]

I remember laughing so hard at the theater from that scene when christian comes back from plane crash like nothing had happend. Like how is it serious,who came up with this?

[@Daaaanielle]

I have only ever walked out of one film in my life: 50 shades of grey. Could not stand the leads and the awkwardness. The fact that you went to the cinema to watch the second one? I commend you!

[@lexa2310]

" _We got a billionair with abbs, a perfect chin, stubely jawline _*_and_*_ he is emotionally damaged?_ " Don't forget an interest in unusual toys that he stores in a secret room. Not to mention his tendency to adopt traumatised kids... no, wait that's Batman.

[@amliamatovu364]

Underrated comment

[@komal2018]

WHY DOES THIS COMMENT NOT HAVE MORE LIKES AND REPLIES IM FREAKING DYING RIGHT NOW 💀🤣

[@onceblink4495]

Pls...this is too much underrated for me😭😭

[@iluhvpiink]

HELPPP

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

And dress them in boy shorts, and but them in precarious life threatening situations

[@warlis4767]

Back when 50 shades recently came out, I've heard a ton of stories of how many people went to sleep in the middle of the movies. All 3 of them. It says a lot really.

[@sarahveller370]

I love how Harry Styles was conveniently put into this lol.