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[@riley-tv6cz]

imagine being kidnapped from a bar while drunk, waking up in some dudes hotel room where he takes his shirt off, eats your toast and says "𝒾 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓅"

[@panicontheargo7034]

That’s literally every person’s worse nightmare

[@ashteal3499]

i would beat the crap out of him

[@ariesmoon4892]

😂😂it's really weird thinking about it now

[@zu5853]

Your avatar is everything

[@riley-tv6cz]

@@zu5853 haha ty

[@noamordechai4288]

And that's why kids, fanfics should stay in Wattpad.

[@nana-nl7zz]

correction: bad fan fictions should stay in wattpad

[@erinelizabeth290]

and that's on after

[@tipsytopsy9534]

But like if The Hoodie Girl was made into a movie, I don't think it would be that bad.

[@juanitaparpandacute3511]

@@nana-nl7zz correction: I havent seen a good one leaving wattpad so.... It doesnt affect in anything

[@officialname9817]

Celestial Fandom I’ve never read it before

[@lizzietarling]

Anna has more chemistry with that pencil than she does with Christian Grey

[@jemandjemand2362]

the pencil has more chemistry alone than the whole cast of this movie

[@nelsama0881]

Anna x pencil fanfiction?

[@Hexagon5791]

bro stfu ur just mad ur single smh i think their relationship is cute and romantic. ik i havent seen full movie but i've seen a ton of scenes from "Love me like u do" unofficial and official vids and it just makes me feel a little bit jealous

[@nelsama0881]

@@Hexagon5791 I think you need a pencil in your life.

[@Hexagon5791]

@@nelsama0881 theres nothing abusive in that movie smh Jk i sae the abuse parts srry about that

[@sufficientphrase7769]

Remember kids, this isn't a representation of a good BDSM relationship. It's a narcissist controlling a woman that doesn't know any better.

[@victoriaisopp3037]

YESS!!! This is literally not BDSM and I hate that people think this is BDSM 😭😭😭

[@84rinne_moo]

Yep! This def needs to be said as much as possible!!

[@aestheticswim3397]

if you want a more decent or dare i say good example please give my mistress a watch i love it and i feel like you would all like it too

[@lisa_vxng]

AND DONT USE HARDWARE STORE ROPE AS BDSM GEAR thank you

[@aestheticswim3397]

@@lisa_vxng jute hemp or cotton

[@suspiciousvan3100]

Fifty shades of red flags.

[@alanaphanco6117]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Vampxiii_]

LMFAO HONESTLY THO

[@Sydney-ho6ce]

i died when i read that

[@nubbskull]

That’s what it should be called XD

[@AishaVonFossen]

Hear hear!

[@aimeewilson6682]

Fifty shades is just “red flag: the movie. “

[@whitneywood1690]

Aimee Wilson fifty shades of red flags😂

[@Tuna_fishgirl]

brandon roberts no

[@Dargonhuman]

@brandon roberts My ex wife wanted to read the books back during the height of their popularity. I told her "Hon, if you're looking for some good BDSM porn stories, I can show you some websites that are way better than that drivel." I mean, it didn't work (rats...) but it turns out she wanted to read that specific book to see what the hype was about, so fair enough. In her defense, she got so bored with it she couldn't finish reading the whole thing. I tried to get her to look at the sites again, but still no dice.

[@Xehanort10]

Flags so red you could use them in a bullfight.

[@Dargonhuman]

@@Xehanort10 Flags so red even China's like, "Damn."

[@frederetc1]

"I don't make love... I FIRETRUCK" I laughed way to hard at that

[@florencembah2626]

I just discovered this KZbinr, he's so funny

[@brianna_crawl]

I just got to that moment, I can't stop laughing for a minute already 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@LeeSmith-kg6eh]

9:15

[@tuckyboss6099]

I remember one time I tried to eat my girlfriends toast because I saw this scene and ended up on the ground being repeatedly hit with a bag of sliced bread and her screaming “ MAKE YOUR OWN TOAST!!”

[@morutecoredino]

Lol

[@serena841]

Relationship goals.

[@lexinicole4317]

That… that sounds like abuse

[@callmemay2777]

Not u nonchalantly commenting physical abuse you encountered from your girlfriend… she’s a big red flag bro run 💀

[@lacyomsberg1235]

U ain’t mess a gurls toast my broski

[@SK22520]

If Christian was ugly or at least average looking, it would’ve been a horrormovie of a creepy guy stalking the hot protagonist and he would end up in jail or dead.

[@revtheyoutuber1327]

True

[@originalcosmicgirl]

Not really. The guy on Netflix's You is pretty good looking, and his behavior is portrayed as the horror show it is.

[@jennamcguire6281]

originalcosmicgirl yeah but Penn Badgley had to tell everyone that they shouldn’t like his character romantically

[@isabelbard853]

@@jennamcguire6281 Really??? What is wrong with society!?

[@originalcosmicgirl]

@@jennamcguire6281 I was not aware that people had to be told this.😟

[@dreamsdreamcatcher3840]

The level of disappointment when you realize that he doesn’t say devils tango not a single time

[@jt5618]

Ikr😂😔

[@jeckjeck3119]

He is teasing us.

[@LadyBherd]

He said it once.. I'll find it

[@LadyBherd]

Nvm. It's just written on the screen :(

[@leavoda3791]

I watched the whole rhing again because I was 100% sure you arw wrong. You were right 😄🤩

[@DMBVR4]

I'm in tears at the "big ol red flag" marching band 😂😂💀

[@GoddessLilithVala88]

I Love It 🤣😂🤣😂

[@EnnaOverland-xc8qu]

So I was an emo back in the old days and the black parade was always my favourite marching band but this is a first second

[@dylansereno9233]

I need this band irl for some of my friends…

[@brianna_crawl]

same, I'm rolling on the floor

[@DarkAngel-ow1ck]

Absolutely my favorite part of this 😂

[@me-ob7yw]

Annas' friend should've just taken an asprin and gone to the interveiw

[@Shikshya-]

Lol

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

And bam movie is over in 2 minutes 😂😂😂

[@Michael-ur5qb]

This could have been “You” but instead they had to romanticize it. This should be a horror movie instead. Dude is a psychopath.

[@undeadladybug7723]

It also could have easily been one book, and even then, most of the story is nonexistent.

[@haileygalbraith6260]

But with money... so it’s romance movie! Heh... heh... 🤔

[@janewick1082]

WORD!

[@buntina35]

@@hardthrobbingburrito9371 is that the series on netflix or a movie?

[@bau_lady8424]

Michael 0788 basically 😂

[@sucons4254]

The personality of every female lead in these teen romcoms: Brown hair

[@andreacarroll4031]

Don’t diss the brown hair look lol

[@panicontheargo7034]

Straight brown hair, and [insert eye colour]

[@andreacarroll4031]

You guys are pretty much describing me haha

[@likematestopprocrastinatin8910]

Wait isn’t it always blonde ?

[@An.Nora5]

shit don't expose me like that...

[@ngBurns]

Man don't you just love movies where the characters never speak to each other in a decibel level above a loud whisper?

[@damienearl8302]

"*gasp* ᴹʳ. ᴳʳᵃʸ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢᶜᵃʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ...ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉˀ"

[@mskiara18]

Watching this again, I strongly wished there was a discussion on trying to romanticize stalking, emotional manipulation and ignoring red flags as love stories. This film is disturbing and to see the three Fifty Shades of Grey movies made millions speaks volumes.

[@lollipopmeow8656]

Fifty shades trilogy only grossed 300 million all together that's very low for a trilogy.

[@drishe08]

Even getting angry because The girl wanted to see her mother and he gets offended....Bro huge red flag

[@ultravioletpisces3666]

Fifty Shades of RED FLAGS

[@sophialambert6320]

THERE ARE THREE???

[@sofiarodriguezsantiago5403]

Christian: You can leave whenever you want Ana: *leaves* Christian: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@damonwalker2988]

Magical girl Unicornia, so do you want her to stay or leave?

[@mariabbr365]

So you have chosen...belt

[@eggsaresuperior2599]

😂😂😂

[@miaa1762]

I'm crying

[@xrrgr]

Magical girl Unicornia lmao

[@threedicksonabench3141]

“You signed the papers. That means you can’t call the police.” -Christian Grey

[@oi3702]

Cri Lune I know it’s a joke but actually contracts don’t mean anything in specific situations, for example, signing an NDA doesn’t mean you can’t disclose that information is it’s a life or death matter and shit so technically she could call the police and she should’ve called the police

[@afairyist9981]

@@oi3702 It's more about him being mentaly abusive towards her. Abusers will often tell their victim/s that they can't tell anyone, can't leave, that no one would care and a lot more and this often becomes the reality for the victim. They will also often convince the victim that they agreed to/ deserve (sometimes both) what is being done to them. Christian literally made her sign a contract!

[@hao9508]

@@Rickyblobby ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KirstenMarie_MS3]

@@oi3702 True. Even I'm allowed to break HIPPA if there's signs of neglect or abuse or if someone reports it to me.

[@catlover1039]

Lolo Lol actually Christian

[@greghannibal]

My favorite part of the whole "50 shades" craze is when feminists complained about it being a "male fantasy" and it had to be pointed out that it was written by a woman, for women, and the only people into it were also women.

[@viridianli5669]

tbr its both a male and female fantasy but i wont lie alot of women would go crazy over stuff like this

[@rubyspot..]

It still is a male fantasy tho…bc it goes towards the male idea that society forced into us, (not only sexual, im talking about successful, rich, strong-willed that turns into manipulation, etc). It’s not bad, but is based on a male fantasy, indeed. If not, we can go with all the alpha male podcasters who feed into the exact same idea

[@greghannibal]

@@rubyspot.. So women's desires are based off of what men have "forced" them into since the beginning of time?

[@rubyspot..]

@@greghannibal what i said is what i wrote. I didn’t say “men” forced anything. It was social work, both men and women had to be a part of it. And a lot of women would go feral for this concept, (as the numbers show) but not bc they love the idea of a men controlling everything in her life, but bc that is what we assume “makes a man”. OF COURSE is not like “oH mEn ArE tHe WoRsT” absolutely not, but it appeals to the men idea of control and success, and to the women idea that if he doesn’t “provide that” then he is not a man. There is a reason as to why most romance books are about toxic relationships, and now writers are desperate trying to change that mid-series. Am i explaining my point?

[@you-got_mail9020]

@@rubyspot..I’m really glad you said this. Women create things that still cater to the male gaze; and women can enjoy things that cater to the male gaze. It’s just perspective and individual preference. Christian Gray is the literal walking caricature of a “manly” rich male. And Ana(?) is the stereotypical fem love interest who has no discernible personality other than revolving around said male. Those two character traits are the male gaze!

[@aoaoli]

the scariest thing is the realization that my weirdo roommate who's been trying to get into my pants acts EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN. Literally word for word, I'm terrified.

[@ainslay386]

Do u need help? That’s srs creepy…

[@vilmavenla]

Do i need to call the Police?!

[@xxvskrunkle]

IM OMW

[@deadbunnys]

are you okay?

[@WynneL]

Yeah, I'm scared you're locked in a sex dungeon now, and not in the fun consensual way.

[@BugsyFoga]

What's worst than Twilight , a film based on Twilight fanfiction.

[@xeecstasy3183]

Nathaniel Foga Yuh

[@plumdutchess]

Without the supernatural stuff, which is the part that makes Twilight almost bearable...

[@jessdewhurst4996]

I’m somehow offended this stemmed from twilight

[@Queenofobscurepairings]

What confuses me is how was this a twilight fanfiction? Are they supposed to be Bella and Edward, Anna was an OC paired with Edward, and the Fan girl was like screw Canon, screw Bella, my OC is better? Then altered it to make it her original story? I never actually got an answer to this I’ve been asking around for years. Because yes as horrible as twilight was, I don’t see how this would be a fanfiction because I can’t figure out the storyline who is supposed to be who. As Ed was posing as a Student not a businessman?

[@llawiett5183]

And a fanfic that, when first posted, no one even liked

[@tylerblack3962]

Grey: “I don’t make love, i FIRETRUCK” Me: “Whoo! Alex’s censorship made this 100% better”

[@serious_drama]

BAHAHAHA-

[@junebella3509]

It really did

[@aestheticcat8976]

I never laughed so hard before.

[@amareo4079]

It’s 1:41 and I nearly peed myself laughing at that

[@corinnapr1854]

Oh it's a replacement...ok

[@uruloki2758]

If this movie was even slightly more realistic, no way Anna is leaving that building in anything other than a suitcase.

[@MW-tu9nu]

Just imagine if they changed the music to horror and suspense. Nothing else. Dialogues and scenes are all the same. It would be pure horror movie.

[@JG-xb2fl]

It's more like 50 shades of emotional and physical abuse...

[@Catfood19143]

PREACH

[@smolshay]

@@Catfood19143 eeyyy, someone has watched Dom's videos on the matter. I see you dude

[@redacted5078]

Preach

[@lyriumstoneladydelirium5314]

Let's not forget sexual

[@kit-tu4kt]

“I don’t make love. I- FIRETRUCK” that’s the best replacement word ever

[@divyarm3458]

@@eias6628 9:16

[@LinnieAlexis]

See smosh - firetruck mv

[@MacyPooh196]

I would have also accepted, “I HYUCK.”

[@jessd3601]

I can literally only picture the old smash song and I never realized how much of the lyrics I actually had memorized

[@rihi1848]

@@MacyPooh196 **Angry Goofy has entered the chat**

[@shootingsmilla1239]

9:39 that’s a medieval torture room

[@kgrimes842]

She continues to make out with pencils 😂😂 don't know why but that made me laugh so hard

[@ronibigbangnicole]

Same😅😂😅

[@amoralexandria3071]

“How many women have stayed in this room?” “15” “That’s a lot of women…” LMFAO have you watched Love Island? That’s nothing.

[@lanebreakerRBH]

it actually nothing my partner has had like...30 play partners 😂

[@colinehay]

Right? 15 people is like...junior year of college number of partners. Hardly a lot.

[@imayeti.4674]

Amor Alexandria *laughs in the bachelor*

[@kackareznickova5431]

my had none only me😇❤️

[@lanebreakerRBH]

@500daysofinternet pahahaha same 😂 other girls into kink clearly noped tf out of there

[@lanceturley7745]

It's like one of those "crazy stalker" movies you'd see Ashley Judd or Jennifer Lopez do, except instead of doing the right thing and stabbing the guy to death to escape, she falls in "love."

[@marianne6108]

Why did it make me think of the Stockholm syndrom lmao

[@lanceturley7745]

@@marianne6108 No joke, I almost called it "Stockholm Syndrome: The Motion Picture."

[@navdeepkaur7233]

*stockholm syndrome entered the chat*

[@askeletonwearingatophat7582]

Stockholm syndrome

[@hallway_revenant7919]

I was already lesbian but I just became even more lesbian

[@mariamhaitham1055]

Christian: "i wanna control everything about you and your life" Ana: "I don't want that at all.. But sure"

[@theiceyhawttstunna6631]

This is the whole movie summarized lol

[@Ryan_Wayne]

"It's not about anything." Sums up the whole series pretty accurately.

[@estherosei2864]

Anna: Are you gay? Christian: ... Yes Movie ends

[@yizhuoluv2186]

Esther Osei wait i’ve never watched the movie before, is this true?

[@estherosei2864]

@@yizhuoluv2186 No lol it's a joke, in the beginning of the movie where ana questions christian she accidentally asks if he's gay to which he replies no.

[@shre1908]

OoO I wish

[@slayeve]

like it was easy, i'm gay..movie finished

[@lifeoftalise4390]

😂 at least if that would have been in the movie it would have been more interesting

[@mamas3977]

i would seriously call the police if a stranger took me to his hotel room and took off his shirt to bite the toast he gave me and then went on to say “i’d like to bite that lip.”

[@floralstripes8001]

I'd sue my friend for letting that happen to me 😭😭

[@RedYellowBird6889]

@@floralstripes8001 Ahhh why

[@Mayallyourhardwork]

Omg this comment

[@mritam123]

After NDA for sure

[@dreamybombstudios724]

CALL THE POLICE

[@staghearted9875]

"I don't make love. I *FIRETRUCK*" "Oh psh sure, a millionaire has a room full of toys but I take a girl to my sailor moon room and suddenly I'm weird, I see how it is" I adore this humor.

[@shm236]

This is the only film that I can NOT say "at least it is a better love story than twilight".

[@laylabednorski4949]

Someone made a mistake naming him Christian, he’s nowhere near holy.

[@katemosssimp4011]

BAHAHAH😂

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Lmao

[@kayla95651]

Frr

[@eenyweeny57]

Innit

[@honeybadgermerriemonarch2388]

As an atheist He needs Jesus more than me

[@elysek5635]

"I don't do romance" Ten seconds later "I'd like to bite that lip"

[@alexverdana2435]

I like ur profile pic

[@isaaclahey6274]

@@alexverdana2435 totally oof topic lol😂😂

[@alexverdana2435]

@@isaaclahey6274 😂

[@laroseschudeuki196]

Because that's not romantic 😂😂

[@isaaclahey6274]

@@laroseschudeuki196 yeah that's just weird😂

[@helenoaklin1982]

"Rain makes everything more dramatic." Ended me😂😂😂💓

[@allienartist2068]

the fact that this movie was inspired by a fanfiction of twilight makes it even better

[@andreahaasnoot1931]

Child: 'where do babies come from?' Alex Meyers: 'well, when two people love eachother they FIRETRUCK'

[@nicoletitov5612]

devils tango

[@pok8o]

Popcorn

[@janejojo275]

Well they do this magical hug see...

[@flowerpower7144]

I remembered smosh when I heard firetruck

[@xinthebox]

😂😂😂

[@hannahwhatley8373]

Ana: "What do I get out of all this?" Christian: *smirks* "Me." Me: *vomits in mouth*

[@Valeria-tm6ft]

But I also don't do romance, so don't get your hopes up

[@SmartyPoohBear]

When that scene came up, I was thinking, "don't tell me you're gonna say 'me,' christian...." XD

[@alexagarcia2275]

If that’s my reward then I rather give it back 😂

[@kaislife2073]

I snorted

[@Dargonhuman]

@@alexagarcia2275 Me: "Hope you kept the receipt..." "What, that's it? Do you at least come with a Ginsu knife set? Wait, actually, don't answer that..." "Oh ... well... What's behind Door Number 2?" "Damn, if you were the catch when I was fishing with Dad, I'd throw you back then depth charge the lake."

[@dhro02]

7:51 Alex's laugh when Christian said, "I would like to bite that lip" was too cute. I can't-

[@DracoPadilla]

8:52 Bro you killed me with that 🤣

[@jramirez8637]

Alternate title: Ana Steel ignores every possible red flag imaginable for an hour and a half

[@Daphineholland]

Just like Bella 😂🤣☠️

[@jramirez8637]

@@Daphineholland 50 Shades did start out as Twilight fanfiction, after all

[@darkaesthetic3527]

🤣🤣

[@samatwood5536]

Nice profile

[@dixiecronin7791]

*Steele. Which somehow makes it stupider lol

[@sinclairethomas8197]

Fifty Shades is just "Big Red Flags: The Documentary Series."

[@meto9285]

50 Shades of Red Flags

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

I seriously thought that was going to be playing through the whole episode

[@hugoferreira4065]

@@meto9285 More like 50 flags of red

[@choutzuyu8915]

Fifty Shades could also be titled "How to get into a toxic relationship: The Documentary Series"

[@sinclairethomas8197]

@Jim Johnson He makes her cry multiple times in the movies and even more in the books. The books are also filled with Anna's constant worries that ANYTHING she does could result in Christian yelling at and beating her. The only thing she likes is Christian; not his baggage and not the majority of the BDSM they try.

[@someone-338]

I feel so bad for the actor of Christian he was probably like “you want to do WHAT?-“

[@ericachavez3949]

" I firetruck” 😂😂😂

[@duckie4655]

Her language is: ~sigh~ *breathless* s-stutter 👀 ~looks around like a quirky girl~

[@stargirljules]

Just an updated version of Bella Swan 💀

[@corinnapr1854]

Makes out with pencil...

[@axelrios7692]

She is literally a bella

[@Teddyiscute]

Except worse despite being older. And supposedly the author was inspired by Twilight so she’s legit a knock-off Bella Swan! Imagine being a knock-off of a character that already isn’t that good! lmao 😂🤣

[@bonkiborns]

You forgot the *bites lower lip 82828 times*

[@annie_xo]

If Christian was poor and ugly, this would have been a very different movie.

[@rekhajoshi9228]

Yes. Yes it would.

[@cloverihardlyknowher5190]

Θάψε το σενάριο;

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@cloverihardlyknowher5190 what that means?

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@rekhajoshi9228 idk if writer also regretted writing it.

[@cloverihardlyknowher5190]

@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 a greek channel did a review of the movie and they mentioned and illustrated with skits what it would look like if Christian was poor. I thought the person had seen their video. Regardless, it's great but in greek

[@The-bi5ry]

I honestly believe the first movie works great as a stand alone. The last scene in the elevator where she says "No" when Christian tries to approach her when she breaks up with him is so powerful.

[@metalpleasure]

Aaaaand then they get back together in the second book 😭

[@katarinabrunk8698]

If the movie was tagged differently, sure

[@Banyo__]

This movie asks me to ditch everything I've ever learned about staying safe in the world of dating from literally everyone I've ever met like....don't date some dude that says he's not the one for you, don't go home drunk with some man you barely know, don't take pills from said man left on the nightstand, don't normalize some guy stalking you, don't find it normal that some dude sold your car without your permission, don't volunteer to be whipped...I mean...real life Christian Grey's are Jeffrey Epstein, and we all know how that turned out...

[@sleepystephi]

You probably meant Harvey Weinstein because Epstein liked them younger but yes

[@dragon22214]

@@sleepystephi I could see Christan as a pedo

[@haasher10]

I honestly don’t understand why Hollywood tries romanticizing guys being abusive/controlling... it’s not at all!

[@tatianamelendez490]

Cause dumb people pay hard money for that, apparently. Don't you know Hollywood sold its soul to the devil so it could thrive in its beginnings? This is the result.

[@lalkhawngaihiralte7946]

Ikr.....its scary

[@Denturess]

Bc Hollywood can’t tell the difference between kinky and abusive

[@user-mx7tj3jz1y]

ANd even if the wanted to use he whole 'iTs HoW BdSm WoRkS' excuse... like no? He didn't have to be abusive/controlling to be in a DS relatonship with her? And she was like 50 Shades of Dumb tbh

[@mollypond6307]

Hollywood is run by abusive, controlling, predatory men. Totally checks out.

[@margaritamerchan3459]

Christian grey is attractive only because he’s rich, and hot, if not this would be on an episode of criminal minds 😂

[@soundsoftheheart3164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! OMG

[@laureenambani8739]

Watch the Fall ( wierd its the same actor as Christian). It shows u 100% of what Christian would have turned out had he not been rich. In The Fall a guy kills brunnetes that looked like his mom , he takes pictures and wanks to the corpses of the women hes killed, a teenage girl that looks like Ana is madly inlove and he tells her the way Christian told Ana "am not the one for you". Trust me the Fall is the broke version of Christian Grey

[@margaritamerchan3459]

Loraine Kat That’s a really good point!

[@niseeredddreamer8926]

@@laureenambani8739 omg yes, I love that show and I've always said that.

[@aurielanderson79]

I cackled!! 🤣🤭

[@2013venjix]

14:56! Whip, cry, break up, credits.

[@IdaNarciso-ge8du]

"if u were mine you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week" Uhm NOPE.😀

[@abyssalnightmare551]

as a normal sane-ish young woman, this movie is genuinely terrifying

[@nataliejoy7751]

I felt the sane-ish part😂

[@vanessabrown5438]

Beyond scary

[@ktgirl-oh9px]

So are the books. I couldn't get past the first 2-3 pages in the books when I was 16. Nowadays I hate even the covers.

[@ruby4416]

ktgirl 75761 I think I’m one of the only people that loved the books and films 🤪😂😂

[@anxiety512]

This movie doesn't seem like a romance, it feels like it's a horror story instead

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

This was painful. He's sooo much worse than Edward

[@jamlessGirl6641]

At least Edward was not a sadist prick.

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

@@jamlessGirl6641 Edward’s more like a sociopath really but that’s just a different flavour of shit when it all boils down.

[@patwick7351]

Of course it is its stereotypical fan fiction made into movie.

[@NeverlandSystemPixie]

Well, it WAS a "fanfic" porn story based on Twilight, so... I mean, how the heck did Hollywood consider THIS a quality story/movie?! ROFL

[@aoifeclancy120]

Ikr, it's uncomfortable

[@TheOldMan-75]

I always get a little sad when I think about how much money these movies and books made.

[@Iamdafish]

If someone tried to eat my toast theyre gunna be tasting my fist

[@theinternet4040]

I don’t think there was a moment in this movie where I didn’t immediately think either ‘that’s creepy’ or ‘that’s awkward af’

[@taphel7125]

Lexie Foxx And usually both at the same time

[@boybutchpatriot3477]

A lot of females like this stuff dude

[@user-one8707]

White boy Butch 88 some women* Stop generalizing dude.

[@theinternet4040]

White boy Butch 88 I hate to break it to you but...I’m a woman

[@tophatring8445]

White boy Butch 88 I get why you would say that because two middle aged women made this I believe but nope I’m a woman and I hate this

[@UndeadEggmiester]

I feel like Christian would be one of those guys when after he dies they find a hidden room where he collected eyeballs.

[@wtf-is-kwangya483]

This needs more likes 💀🤣

[@echsemia]

😂😂😂

[@m0t0b33]

no, that was an episode in CSI Miami and the perp kinda got away with it because the CSI who processed the evidence in his case did something stupid and illegal so they had to discredit her and put all her cases in the spot light again...and then the show ended... gotta say.. I had a lot of Alex Meyers like reactions to the 10th season of that show LOL.

[@niamhcawley7862]

Pretty sure we saw that room only instead of eyeballs he had... toys

[@Crystal-bw2zs]

Ikr

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Worst part is this story is wrote by a woman. E. L. James fantisizing about being abused. And all cos the man she imagined in the story was rich and hot.

[@mickih2872]

The commentary on this absolutely killed me. And the end comments are so true lol

[@sheluvslxchie]

This show is like a terrible mix of twilight and “YOU” some creep and a girl magically that falls in love with said creep

[@candypop1925]

If that ain't the truth 😂😂😂😂

[@silentm0th]

You was ok that's the worst part

[@bowtiesarerad]

50 Shades was on TV recently, and I was like, "why does Christian Gray remind me of Joe Goldberg?"

[@marla0412]

@@bowtiesarerad omg he looks similar too i'm dead

[@JasmineGeminiDragon]

You just described most animes...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I feel violated by Christian's mere description.

[@anushahossain2965]

You're in here too!!?!! 😮

[@randmahmoud7109]

@@anushahossain2965 i know righttt He is everywhere

[@voragami]

aye its the guy without a mustache

[@alienc0mplex207]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I swear we watch all the same vids and youtubers

[@daniellemillet1548]

I love that you have Jellal as your profile pic

[@maddihsonsteel2698]

I’ll be shameless enough to say I read the books when I was 13 and had no idea what actual real relationships were like. Now I look back and it’s just plain awkward 😂 this series really shouldn’t have gotten as popular as it did 😅

[@that_pan_chick8650]

I remember reading these books in middle school and all of my friends realized we might not be ready for relationships 😂

[@miaa1762]

I still refuse to believe a grown woman wrote the book. It seems like something a student in highschool would write, ngl 😐 I have seen middle schoolers write a more realistic and less abusive storyline than this.

[@glitterxstar1982]

Right, like I’m in middle school and I’m trying to write two books that are more realistic and make themes that connect to the reality of the world! I’m trying to avoid clichés (since one of them is a romance story) and inspire readers. I’m trying my best though!

[@glitterxstar1982]

Kayla Bateast Same I love his recations because they are FUNNY. I hope your short story goes well! 🙂

[@curosaber]

It started as a stupid erotic Twilight fanfic written by the author while she was in high school. She just change the names and released it as a book years later. As an adult. With all the grammatical errors she never corrected. And yet, it was a successful novel trilogy and a successful movie trilogy. That is screwed up.

[@enagemania]

@@curosaber it's impossible that she wrote it in high school since she's 57 now et twilight starts being published in 2005. Wikipedia says that she wrote back in 2009, that's even worse. 🤢 I remember her explaining in an interview how she asked her husband to check her story and stuff and he enjoyed it. ://

[@curosaber]

I heard wrong then. Either way, both her and her husband need to get their heads checked along with the fanbase.

[@mrsblack9241]

This movie is such a cringefest I am still feeling the secondhand embarrassment. Had to stop the video three times just to regroup and get going.

[@user-oq2eh1fo2s]

Mrs Black I had to stop the video every other minute 😂

[@mochalatae7186]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CarmensProjects]

I’m so glad I didn’t pay money to watch this movie

[@joshifereverlark8605]

oof same same

[@duckie4655]

Like why is he so awkward, the things he says isn’t smooth- IT’S JUST CRINGE

[@LizzieNya]

"I never read the books" God bless your beautiful soul and let it stay that way

[@jugg4160]

This guy’s humor is so damn funny

[@aperson5188]

It’s funny that his name is Christian, because he doesn’t act like one.

[@teambagel7680]

Are u kidding weird repressed fetishes are the most Christian thing ever

[@evaundertale2247]

😂😂😂

[@theinternet4040]

Pfft lol

[@worshipwondernwarfare]

Squeaks

[@us4tablet510]

HA GADEM

[@user-nd1rk8rr1b]

"Are you lost baby girl?"...ah no, wrong movie

[@justadeadlittlebean7833]

Lmaoooo

[@eenyweeny57]

Lol

[@hannahfaithperillo8185]

I cringed on how masimo said that

[@thetorontogirl]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀

[@whippedfornct3179]

*aRe yoUuU losT babY gOrl?*

[@KC-wb7lq]

I almost threw my phone when Christian said “men must be throwing themselves at you.” Anna is more plain that white bread. She as a character is just boring and not especially attractive so how does this billionaire playboy suddenly become obsessed with her? I guess cause the script says so 🙄

[@charu.sanjeev]

i kind of feel the same thing 🙂

[@waltermh111]

Actually, its probably her blandness that is attractive. It has a kind of innocence. He likes control. Its a perfect fit because she gives up control so easy.

[@KC-wb7lq]

@@waltermh111 that makes sense! I guess to him she would be the ultimate sub

[@vilmavenla]

​@@waltermh111You know what would be interesting? A fierce, sassy girl with self respect and a great personality gets stalked. The girl does not give up control of her life easily and eventually escapes the relationship.

[@lumityviktuuristanartist4100]

I mean come on , dakota is definitely attractive but yeah anna is so bland , so boring , bella from twilight and hell even the female character in 365 days at least had a personality kind of , sort of , probably

[@Sh3rni_]

As someone who admittedly used to write fanfiction on Wattpad, when he breaks it down like this it is very much constructed like a badly written fanfiction and I never realized it until now 🤣 all the way down to the weird sexual lines that could've actually been pretty good if the timing wasn't so awkward and weird, to the chance encounters and the different ways they end up in the same room 😅

[@cease842]

This movie makes me so uncomfortable, why would anyone find this hot?

[@micho8380]

SugarHoodie 399 oof ikr

[@TeylaDex]

desperate housewiveys who married their highschool sweethearts that they later realised they didn't actually love, but he works, and she doesn't have to so... that is what they think an exicting romance is like. at least that is what i got from the internet and what the average fan looks like.

[@Skyler_Momoko]

ehhh 13 year old me didn't know what love was lmaooooo

[@L5940]

There's probably a few categories of people that watch this. Desperate women will probably like this, people who feel like they can never escape their current bad marriage due to their social/financial position so they escape into bad fiction or they're just lonely. Another group would be curious young people who just want to know about the adult life, this is the most dangerous group since they're influenced by what they watch a lot more. Finally there's men who will probably not read the book but they'll watch the movie for the power-play of dominance of the male lead towards the young female.

[@TeylaDex]

@@L5940 actually i have seen several statistics over viewers and the few men visiting were 90% in the category "my wife/gf dragged me here". Otherwise you're 1.000% right.

[@daissyy7337]

*strange man takes drunk and confused girl back to his hotel room* me: something's wrong, i can feel it.

[@dwayneee__]

just a feeling i've got.

[@robertbarack1827]

@@dwayneee__ like something is about to happen

[@breezybee777]

@@robertbarack1827 but I dont know what.

[@Cherbear35]

"I dont make love..I...FIRETRUCK" -Alex Meyers

[@davethelong5093]

His laughter outburst at 7:52 is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@Xanegoh]

My only guess on why Anna eventually goes with Christian is because she's emotionally immature and wants someone dictating every part of her life.

[@Xanegoh]

@Joshua J or she's just stupid.

[@freeburrrd5140]

@@Xanegoh 😂😂😂

[@cyb3r665]

Xanegoh lmao🤣

[@conroyboothe9616]

Plus he's made of money

[@izzywoods794]

In the book she starts to get into the kinky shit too. The whole series is fucked up though😅😅

[@ishaashetty2789]

Fifty shades was a love lesson for both guys and girls Guys: what NOT to do to get a girl Girls: what kind of guys to stay a thousand miles away from So at least it had some use

[@onlyhuman5669]

What if people take it the other way around?

[@rachellavender4345]

ONLY HUMAN then that’s sad

[@Styxoyonyx]

@ONLY HUMAN welp, I’ll pack my shit and move to mars.

[@NoName-dx1no]

LlamaStix forget about mars with the existence of 365 days we all might as well pack our bags to a whole new universe

[@Styxoyonyx]

@No Name Bro, you come with? Let’s go pack our bullshit and get the hell outta the Milky Way lol

[@rinaltair5415]

The fact that this series started out as a twilight fanfic... says a LOT lmao

[@roll14tideroll]

Whenever I get rejected I come back to these videos, they make me feel better lmao

[@lilawkwardbaby9600]

Christian: I will not force you to stay you can leave whenever you want Anna: *leaves* Christian: *shocked pikachu face*

[@gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729]

Christian: *proceeds to act like he doesn’t take “no” for an answer*

[@lilawkwardbaby9600]

@@gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729 in conclusion christian is a jerk

[@justadeadlittlebean7833]

@@lilawkwardbaby9600 yess

[@jamalsiddiqi8632]

@@lilawkwardbaby9600 and wants ana to be his slave

[@cp2342]

Then he proceeds to fucking stalk her and watches her every move and probably puts a tracker on Ana’s phone as I’ve never seen the movie I’ve heard how crazy he is

[@mesektet5776]

Christian Grey: “You should stay away from me.” “I am incapable of leaving you alone.” Um, Christian?

[@nataliafaith4578]

Tell me why that sounds like Edward Cullen

[@mesektet5776]

TheatreGirl 4 It sounds like Wile E Coyote. “Keep running so I can keep chasing you”.

[@joybowerman6516]

“Stay away from me” “Oh what’s that you wanna break our creepy contract? *No!* “

[@emilyb.8219]

@@nataliafaith4578 It sounds like Edward Cullen because Christian Grey is literally a smut fanfic version of Edward

[@Xehanort10]

@@nataliafaith4578 Edward pulled the same mixed messages "Stay away from me but I won't stay away from you" thing on Bella.

[@K4de_0n_p4wz]

after seeing the "playroom" i immediately had flashbacks to the medieval torture devices museum

[@elvishghoul]

ive never actually watched the movie, but my god the clips are so akward xD it feels like a wattpad book got a movie but it wasn’t professionally reviewed at all. also totally binging these videos. quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators.

[@RandomGirl785]

Same

[@diosito9161]

I cant believe this is sold as a “romantic movie” when it’s literally the story of a toxic relationship and a toxic guy who should go to therapy Edit: And jail tbh

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

It should be sold as a horror movie because that would be way more accurate.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

I remember a joke around the time the movie came out saying that “it’s considered romance cause Christian Grey is a millionaire. If he were poor it would be a Criminal Minds episode”

[@Astrocam88]

It's because he's a gazillionaire and "hot" or whatever, so that's why the author sold it as "romantic". Plus she truly thinks that Christian is simply misunderstood and not, you know, a psychopath.

[@KR-ew5ms]

I always just saw it as a porno with really long and creepy foreplay

[@carolinec.c.6038]

Or jail. lol

[@darkangel4994]

i truly don’t understand how people find LITERAL STALKERS attractive??? like he’s so creepy

[@totallynotdeadinside3702]

He's like Joe from you

[@reaperplayzgames6833]

He's Edward from twilight 😂😂😂

[@mariechambe4923]

Lol yeah he's creepy. I think Jaime Dornan on top of it all embraced the creepy cuz who would be turned on by his weird face in these movies?? He's just- well... cREEPY. Does he ever blink?

[@crowanxious2216]

Dark Angel Probably the same way people find Ted Bundy attractive.... Yikes. Like I've even seen TIK TOKS of girls thinking WOW CRIMINALS ARE SOOO HOT. It makes me wonder about their psychological state.

[@lilithdea144]

Ikrrr like dude gtfo of there

[@iamsinistar8971]

This movie is the reason the "FBI! OPEN UP!" meme exists.

[@BloodNAshez]

Just because you are rich and handsome doesn’t change the fact that you are a creep.

[@rosierosie4248]

I was waiting for "THE DEVIL'S TANGO" and this dude never once said it.

[@richardnelson7442]

Emy Batacan it’s written on the screen a couple times

[@helenfromboston]

I guess it's because it's not the devil's tango, it's just... firetrucking? 😅

[@Mch00005]

I was waiting to. So sad

[@kagomecc461]

No but it was on the list 😆

[@rosierosie4248]

@@richardnelson7442 but it's not the same as him saying it.

[@insensitive-lover8184]

"I don't do the girlfriend thing." *Proceeds to pull her in and touch her face*

[@endingexplained133]

II•IIJustice DuMontierII•II Poor girl she needs theory

[@NeighborhoodAssEater]

But she has to the boyfriend thing for him lmao

[@rae4828]

Danny Devoted boys in a nutshell

[@rosannronchetti2035]

And do the *DEVILS TANGO!*

[@alicedickinson5356]

Then proceeds to get her involved in a very complicated BDSM relationship

[@adhc8560]

This is outstanding! The animations are everything. I"m dying of laughter.🤣😄😆

[@lovelessbeloved6197]

When I saw anne for the first time: What? How is the falling relatable? And she didnt even knock before entering? Has she never been in a professional setting before when it comes to work? Or does she not know manners?

[@celiabalbale9357]

So basically Christian is an abusive controlling dude and she falls in love with him? What is wrong with her? What’s wrong with him? These characters have major problems.

[@buttholesadness5239]

Celia Balbale it’s Stockholm syndrome, she was never kidnapped but it like that

[@lizbethskiles8151]

@@buttholesadness5239 Ok, I don't like 50 shades, but are you saying all submissives have Stockholm syndrome?

[@buttholesadness5239]

Lizbeth Skiles no, I’m saying, he tricked her, he twisted her around in his web making it almost impossible for her to leave Which she tried to do several times And she said she didn’t like what he was doing, multiple times

[@thejazzman4770]

There's actually a really interesting film theory about it! You should check out mat pat's video on it because it explains how an abuse victim might be manipulated :)

[@harshitabhuyan8892]

You're forgetting the most important thing. He's hot and a billionaire. Apparently being hot and having money makes being a creepy stalker alright. It's beyond me.

[@loreen329329]

Jamie Dornan looks like he regrets taking this job with every line he utters hahaha

[@heatherd5421]

His part in Once Upon a Time is better than the entire mess that is Fifty Shades

[@JoGirly22]

That's probably why Jamie took on his role in The Fall after this. 🙈

[@coraliegreisch856]

same energy as robert pattinson in twilight

[@princessjazmin6499]

Heather D WAIT CHRISTIAN GREY IS SHERIFF GRAHM?? HOW DID I JUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS NOW? (Wow facial hair and hair length really make a difference lol) UGH GRAHM NOO😭

[@Eggsther]

*remembering robert pattinson's acting in twilight "im beginning to see a pattern here"

[@Itsz_mani]

I can’t even be suprised because of who the director is💀

[@draaijman]

One of your funniest videos! Laughed so hard at the marching band😂