Please spend some money on a public speaking course and of course, increase your English vocabulary. The video was pretty good but the voice has to improve. Maybe say less
@AlfredMontaner10 ай бұрын
Liz I speak three languages fluently. I understand you didn't like the way I spoke. Now it may be in your best interest to figure out why you chose to attempt to minimize me on a comment section. I will use some of the money you helped me gain on public speaking of other languages. Liz people like you have an empty life and it makes me smile knowing you are a fan of mine. Besitos
@garrisonmcgugin820610 ай бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner Ignore em, man. Your content is great and you seem like a great guy to have a beer with. Keep up the good work we need those updates on Fred! Ha
@princessmarlena135910 ай бұрын
Pin of shame, Jizz Liz
@salizabeth11159 ай бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner I personally always find it hilarious when people that don’t even speak their own native language well try to nitpick people fluent in multiple languages, all for not speaking like they have a graduate degree in English 😂 “…course and of course…iNcReAsE your vocabulary…” She doesn’t even speak English well herself, her head is gonna explode if we try to explain what a dialect is 💀😅
@bobbyk67615 ай бұрын
LOL! keep Cryyin sweet heart.
@rickhodges17312 жыл бұрын
This video proves beyond doubt that just because you can afford to buy a boat doesn’t mean you should!
@XenoWiz Жыл бұрын
Ohh but the fun we get to see!
@Michael73971 Жыл бұрын
YES Soo TRUE!!! I see this drama every weekend here on the West coast of Florida. It ALWAYS begins with putting-in and your pull-out game! 😆 The idea for Making a KZbin channel was a stroke of genius, I swear!💡
@trxntroll843 Жыл бұрын
none of this has anything to do with money or being able to afford anything lol
@ryanduray12 жыл бұрын
Dude your narration is excellent!
@riversideartglass2 жыл бұрын
As a life long Jeep guy, "Bro Really!" Your truck weight is 4,000 lbs. It's good for a jet ski's, not good for boat's, LOL!
@jasons10342 жыл бұрын
And the short wheel base. It's like the worst vehicle to boat launch!
@benjaminfrank_2 жыл бұрын
Not even that,he could of still saved the jeep BUT he got out and let go of the break 🤦♂️ he panicked I understand but man it just kept getting worse I honestly felt bad for them
@HudsonLetsPlay2 жыл бұрын
4k lbs is an understatement. It's more like 3.7k, My 2005 Willy Edition is only 3.6k even with a 4.0L inline 6.
@Nino_J2 жыл бұрын
Jeeps are terrible
@markmay16552 жыл бұрын
Jeep..... todays heaps
@adamkelley7322 жыл бұрын
I love how you sound emotionally and financially invested in ever occurrence!
@laa0fa5022 жыл бұрын
He has the same reactions as every parent watching their kids take the family boat out
@Elchapo623 жыл бұрын
This is got to be the best episode yet, we got boat on fire, crocs looking to eat people, fighting on the dock and car going for a swim, thanks .
@brentchurches43612 жыл бұрын
I just love it when "tough guys " are held back by small ladies!! Makes me roll with laughter! You know in their mind they are just trying to make a show of it. Thanks for the entertainment. I have seen tons of great screw-ups at boat ramps bit the best ones have been at the Saint Claire boat ramp near Detroit. if you're ever bored go there and watch the fun.
@fleuger99 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like classy people with fragile egos. Pathetic to say the least.
@canam2436 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he had zero intention of getting it on
@Hotspur375 ай бұрын
what was he going to do once he was in the water, the other boat was not gong to let him climb aboard LOL
@gckshea3 жыл бұрын
Alfred, I grew up in Miami 1961-80, moved away, and only been back a few times since. But you have my wife intrigued by these crazy marina moments...we're bringing lawn chairs and a cooler to WATCH THE SHOW in person next time we come. Totally worth the idiocy and crazies! Thank you, Bro!
@alrohner80502 жыл бұрын
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@Dave-eg2pc2 жыл бұрын
you are the luckiest guy I know getting to grow up in south Florida. I grew up in North Dakota 1963 - today ! I've hated it here for as long as I can remember! How lazy must my ancestors have been to stay rather then pack up and leave when they realized how fucking cold it is here. Lazy ! the only explanation.
@Chidoc992 жыл бұрын
Lol that's what I was thinking! Next time I'm down visiting relatives, I'm going to find the nearest busy ramp on a Saturday morning to watch the great backing and evening to see the drunk collisions!! This is hilarious
@ralphholiman74012 жыл бұрын
I used to live in south Florida twenty years ago, and my brother in law constantly kept saying, "If we just brought a video camera and filmed the boat ramp on the weekend, I think we sell a lot of copies." Too late, someone else beat us to it!
@MrNickharp2 жыл бұрын
4:10 " the jeep is gone guys, damnit!" 🤣🤣 Shit had me rollin'! He honestly had some pain in that voice😂😂
@9321spiderman2 жыл бұрын
lol, the idiot forgot to unhook the front strap hook
@oldmanrock75422 жыл бұрын
When my dad was still alive we used to go to the boat ramp and just watch. Best free show.
@nickmccallon85202 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop watching the agony of the guy that couldn’t launch his boat no matter how bad I wanted to. That was some funny chit, keep up the great work Alfred!
@rykehuss34358 ай бұрын
I wonder if he has yet managed to do it
@gobboilino62852 жыл бұрын
This channel relaxes me.
@mikenike17302 жыл бұрын
Ive done at least 1,000 boat launches in my day and I still get anxiety every time, anything can happen in the blink of an eye...
@jaker72852 жыл бұрын
Thats a good thing man. Complacency is the root cause of big time slip ups
@mphjunkie54572 жыл бұрын
Launching a boat is like putting on underwear down here in Louisiana... you never see any of this
@jimbobbyrnes2 жыл бұрын
like just yesterday my brother launched a paper boat on the puddle in the street and some creepy guy in a clown costume pulled him into the sewer.
@Darthbelal2 жыл бұрын
That means you're a wise man who never assumes a thing.....
@kfiscal012 жыл бұрын
It takes lots of practice,and people watching, almost wanting you to fuck up makes it nerve racking as hell.
@jtflypegasus3 жыл бұрын
"1000 ways to be an idiot at the boat ramp" should be the title of this episode.
@walterbarrera73942 жыл бұрын
I’m from Miami and move to NC and always staying in touch with the marina through your videos. Thanks men ! Your videos are awesome, never stop bro.
@BiG2SiX2 жыл бұрын
The “King Of Haulover” always provides the best Chit on KZbin! Let’s go!!
@drewatlga79912 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover! Luv the vids!
@nickfromm94922 жыл бұрын
The shot with the little kid slipping in the water, and the gator strolling by. I lost it 😂 welcome to the chit show!!!
@rickydunn3921 Жыл бұрын
Saltwater crocodiles
@MyStupidYoutubeHandle Жыл бұрын
@@rickydunn3921what’s the biggest difference
@Roger-gm9tlАй бұрын
Just about everybody of water, even drainage ditches have gators, crocks in them, this is Fl. you welcome very much !
@prestobizmal2 жыл бұрын
I feel so much better about my boat launch and docking abilities after watching these. I am not skilled whatsoever but at least I know to take it slow and take the shame at trying over if your approach is messed up.
@hurrikade59702 жыл бұрын
Same here, I was worried that I was gonna make a fool of myself but some of these guys make me look like a pro
@jamese40772 жыл бұрын
Yup! I've only had a boat for a few months but I keep my head on a swivel and pay attention to what I do because I don't wanna fck it up like some of these fools.
@1320fastback Жыл бұрын
Slow is Pro
@ricksmith76592 жыл бұрын
Tough guy was going to walk on water to get his ass kicked. Lmao
@JonBecker812 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was going to just casually swim up to the boat and was hoping the guy who’s ass he wanted to kick will give him a hand getting into his boat. 😂
@Paiadakine2 жыл бұрын
Wtf caused that heated discussion?
@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын
@@Paiadakine I'm not Alfred, but his daughter of the Mister Clean boat, ((Dock 9), said the straw hat guy jumped the line in coming in.
@just-us72 жыл бұрын
Fred is how I found this channel. Chit Show has been my favorite channel for the past year now.
@mconner2623 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this video this was great
@ChillinIndianaCarl2 жыл бұрын
"King of Haulover" You deserve a lot more thumbs up for all the enjoyment you give us.
@stevegray96742 жыл бұрын
Watching on TV and..."wait for it" on my phone. Alfred you are "too much"! Love it! Two different episodes. Keep up the Show! Love the commentary. God Bless.
@wesleyblacksher16412 жыл бұрын
OMG just had this channel recommended. Now I’m hooked
@kyle3810002 жыл бұрын
It would have been absolutely epic if the clown who was held back from jumping into the water actually did it and came face to face with some of the 'marine life'. I suspect he would not have been quite so tough at that point...
@tee42222 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that guy got beat up just a few minutes later in the whole video. It shows him clutching his head with blood on his face.
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
@@tee4222 Get this, it was a self-inflicted wound ! On his boat you have to Duck going into the Cabin, going in he ducked, but coming out with a empty Flare gun, he hit his own head on the Cabin entrance !
@canam2436 Жыл бұрын
Getting held back by a woman?? Man obviously didn’t really want to go lol…”thanks honey for saving my manhood”
@rykehuss34358 ай бұрын
@@canam2436 Glad you noticed it too. Its always so hilarious seeing that
@user-iw6us9ce3x2 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover "Wait 4 It"!!! Epic vids nice work!!
@biffjohnson20763 жыл бұрын
6:45 "Honey hold me back! Hold me back!" LMAO
@jmontoya16773 жыл бұрын
Was that fresco channel?
@nickcaesar76502 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s tough until it’s time to fight. That guy couldn’t throw a punch to save his life, not sure why he wanted to fight so bad.
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
@@nickcaesar7650 He was an Drunk Cuban/American. The southern part of Florida has a large population of Cuban/Americans. They love America !
@eddysuroscorzo11792 жыл бұрын
The best recopilation!!
@melaniebrown1677 Жыл бұрын
Love all your coverage that your doing in Florida after the hurricane all the people your helping you a good person and keep being good 👍
@jeffwindrim975 Жыл бұрын
This has to be your best video there’s so much action in the video and the wildlife was tops. 😊
@jeffcove17352 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just watched the massive yachts going through the channel with the tug boats pushing and pulling, it was great. I heard you mention that your brother was worried about turning 60 and you turning 50. I am 64 and it is not as scary as it might appear. I look at it as the last 3rd of my life. First 30 was have children and make a mark in my career. The next thirty was get rid of the first wife and start dating again, it worked out great. I built a new life and forgot about the first 30. Now in my last third (or more) I truly have made it all about having fun and enjoying everything I can. I have a great wife and after ten years we still are finding the great things about each other. So don't be afraid of getting older it does work out fine. We do have our Sea Ray and our slip on the big lake in NH. Try embracing your ages smile everyday as much as you can. If you have grand children embrace them as well it can be fun. Sorry for all this info and maybe it will help. Love the Chit Show and it helps me operate our boat better and safer. Thanx for the great videos and keep them going. Jeff
@Pineforestcreek2 жыл бұрын
That what i am searching for😂😂😂 Keep up that great work!
@daffyduck99013 жыл бұрын
Dude I know this took you a long time to put together. Well worth it, laughing my ass off and respecting the time that it took for you to put this clip together Aces brotha.🤙🤙🤙
@joeyjones47342 жыл бұрын
Big shout out the chit show, Alfred and the fam from Firestone on quail roost
@southbeachmiamiart8952 жыл бұрын
The white jeep was a tear jerker. His poor little daughter was crying. So sad to see a man who works all week long finally finds time for his family and this crap happens. So sad.
@NWI_Steel Жыл бұрын
I have a 4yo daughter, and man, his daughter crying broke my heart
@handyandy2112 Жыл бұрын
Yeah well common sense will tell you that you don't try to launch, or tow, a boat that large with a little Jeep Wrangler. To safely tow and launch that boat you need a 3/4 ton truck minimum. If he had to make a panic stop on the highway, forget it. He could kill someone. I say he got what he deserved. Maybe take the insurance check and buy some common sense.
@sonyafaraha11 ай бұрын
Why do you feel sorry for a dumbass? Maybe he should have invested in some basic training. Learned how to launch a boat.
@F-N-C2 жыл бұрын
i love the "hold me back" moment. lol
@phunkdoc32272 жыл бұрын
the KING OF HAULOVER at it once again. love the content.....as long as there are docks...there will be a "waiiiit for it!"
@douglopes62562 жыл бұрын
King of Haul Over👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@davidcraven2773 жыл бұрын
Fred an Alfred all in the same day life gets better all the time
@goatboycasto2 жыл бұрын
2000 lbs that’s the Jeep tow rating.. but having it in gear helps
@richardgriffin43092 жыл бұрын
I love the Wait for it Wait for it "Boom" it happens lol
@richardmay68652 жыл бұрын
That was nice of her to pull the Jeep in the rest of the way when for some reason she decided to back the boat up while connected to the trailer.
@12345fowler2 жыл бұрын
Yeah was thinking abou this. So many people et caught by this yet there could be a solution if there is somebody on the boat putting a little forward trsut when the vehicle is half afloat, at least to avoid getting it completely afloat. Nice job lady.
@damianojoshi71852 жыл бұрын
WOMEN....
@stephenjones86052 жыл бұрын
She literally put the boat in full reverse
@lesgrossman94922 жыл бұрын
“She” would be the key word in that story.
@johnthomasmoulton89342 жыл бұрын
No doubt she will twist it & he will be apologizing to her.
@stevenreyngold71212 жыл бұрын
I live on the shore of Lake Michigan. We have some unreal boat rage and ramp rage during events like 4th of July fireworks. A thousand drunk boaters trying to trailer their boats in the dark and with utter inebriated stupidty. What a lovely day.
@davidhilkes3847 Жыл бұрын
I am lucky that I can go out just about any time. So I avoid those holidays.
@sylviaisgod6947 Жыл бұрын
It's a blue state so no surprise there.
@jonathanjackson12712 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm surprised I'm not on here. I had a boat back in 2015 and my Dad forgot to put the plug at the bottom so the water doesn't come in. We're halfway to the middle of the water and my brother is like "where is that water coming from" luckily another person close by gave us his rope and pulled us to shore. I was in such a hurry that I slipped and fell on the dock in front of everyone. One of the most embarrassing days of my life
@lbeliel41282 жыл бұрын
KING OF HAULOVER - My man Alfred Montaner!!
@nathanrockwell76062 жыл бұрын
Love the chit show, and the fact you have real time commentary and not voice over that has been added later! "he's posturing" cracked me up
@_gw33do_ Жыл бұрын
This is the first I've seen your channel and I gotta say you're awesome and entertaining!
@redbaron31202 жыл бұрын
Best of Haulover 2021
@aaronischalked2 жыл бұрын
Dude that fact that you stay can pull up with a camera and catch all this is insane , imagine hearing that one random dude laughing and screaming in the background lol
@cato4513 жыл бұрын
The worst? Hell no, those are the BEST moments. Lol
@platinum69782 жыл бұрын
This compilation is amazing amazingness!
@shawnshelton83902 жыл бұрын
King of Haul Over
@tomturkey36132 жыл бұрын
King of Haul Over.....you da Man!
@monkeywentbananas3 жыл бұрын
Nice Compilation Alfred! I had already seen all of these clips but this was epic!
@Areynfsu19832 жыл бұрын
People get in too much of a rush at the boat ramp. I go slow as hell going in to the boat ramp. And I am normally out of the water faster than the ones that rush.
@dalwilson45112 жыл бұрын
King of HAULOVER ! You rule bro!!
@yerrie19082 жыл бұрын
This is the best video I have seen in months, this is chit show is hilarious
@bjamin00753 жыл бұрын
The Best of The Chit Show always awesome second time around. But Live Chit Show is always the best the first time👍🏻🔥
@ricky331832 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover!! I cant wait to see what you have planned for 2022 Alfred is taking over!!!
@eternaloscar13332 жыл бұрын
This is some crazy stuff King of haulover
@dmolchanoff112 жыл бұрын
THE KING OF HAULOVER BAYBAY..... COMPLETE CHIT SHOW 😂love the content brotha. Keep it coming.... Be careful Fred is watching
@robertwallace97142 жыл бұрын
King of haulover
@vanessakensington8892 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the bayous of Louisiana. Spent most every weekend on the boat and used the local marina every time. Never seen this craziness. Ever.
@danielsoutdoors2 жыл бұрын
Queen of Haulover! 😂
@thomasveteran10332 жыл бұрын
"King of Haulover"
@OGkiller693 жыл бұрын
Loving this compilations
@seandawn4202 жыл бұрын
Dude this was wholesome and hilarious. No bs. Much love from Kitchener, Canada
@largol33t12 жыл бұрын
Any morons up by Lake Ontario? Would Mississauga be the most popular dock in that area?
@tomrogers94673 жыл бұрын
Always more fun watching the “Captains” bring their craft in when the coolers are empty!
@Imbroke112 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover💯🔥❤️
@burnerloco41382 жыл бұрын
I have never seen so many rookie mistakes on a boat ramp. Is there a certain time for rookies only. 😂 this video is “ you won’t believe it unless you see it “ Say hi to Fred Keep’em coming
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
Friday afternoon when the boaters start coming in because the Park closes early. Try also Saturday afternoon too !
@thomasjefferson2676 Жыл бұрын
Alfred you’re honestly lucky that you have such a kind and charismatic face. Remind me of my buddy Clouser. He could say anything to anybody and they liked him for it.
@robbwhite77432 жыл бұрын
Dude thank you for many many laughs. You are the best , long live you and of course Fred !!
@maybelater71322 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover! Keep em coming!
@magornmcgoogle2 жыл бұрын
Even with all the craziness in the video it makes me miss being out on the water. It has been years for me.
@monster-pq7ln2 жыл бұрын
You couldn't pay me to launch there. It would ruin my entire day wondering what cluster is waiting for me at the end of the day.
@keithscudder71362 жыл бұрын
On weekdays, it is very empty. Maybe one or 2 boats an hour, that's all.
@tidalfight27382 жыл бұрын
KING OF HAULOVER!
@RCPlaneAddict2 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to watch. Thanks for sharing
@marshag93603 жыл бұрын
Since this is the Chit Show can we call you Mr. CHIT???? Lol lol. Love your show with all the stupid human tricks. You are sooooo entertaining. Please keep filming and making us laugh.
@davem28812 жыл бұрын
Long time fan hope I'm not late love watches you grow this bro
@melissawilson23892 жыл бұрын
Hey Alfred just subscribed. I just want to let you know my husband and I love your show! It’s very cold up north and you offer hours of entertainment. Keep it up!❤️🤣👍
@stevenanderson69252 жыл бұрын
Hey, King of Haulover. Love your show. I worked in N. Miami for a few years and lived in Lauderhill. Now back in the country south of Buffalo, NY and fishing Lake Erie. Sometimes our own Haul over. Can get very nasty in a moments notice
@johnb29053 жыл бұрын
That was fun my friend . I've seen them all before , better second time around . You focus on little stuff that way . Loved the bait episode , do some more with him . Or fishing episode ?
@taniatreacy56702 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover without a doubt
@alvarorodriguez85092 жыл бұрын
King of hauloverrrrrrr
@JoseyWaless2 жыл бұрын
You won!
@AlfredMontaner2 жыл бұрын
Alvaro Congratulations you won the Xbox Series X ! please email me Luxuryribtenders@gmail.com to claim your prize we have 48 hours to do so !
@alvarorodriguez85092 жыл бұрын
@@AlfredMontaner thank you very much Alfred
@laa0fa5022 жыл бұрын
@@alvarorodriguez8509 did you actually ever get it?
@Rand542 жыл бұрын
Randy Hagy THE KING OF HAULOVER Best videos ever. I spend hours watching the "Chit Show"
@zacharyfelkel7924 Жыл бұрын
It can happen to anyone. Remember me and my dads first time putting in a bass boat with the buckles on the back. Well needless to say we looked like idiots because we both thought the other had undone them and couldn’t figure out why the boat wouldn’t come off the trailer. Then we pulled it up and asked if the other person had unbuckled it and needless to say, nope we didn’t…. It was funny but also made us look like idiots given the fact that we never had any problems launching until that day 😂😂
@Polux7212 жыл бұрын
If you think Italians are very expressive with their hand when they talk, just watch an angry Cuban 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@webcrawler33323 жыл бұрын
The Jeep might have been ok if she didn’t put the boat in reverse while conn3cted to trailer.
@user-in8xx1xu5b3 жыл бұрын
Thanks captain obvious
@augustreil3 жыл бұрын
You mean if he actually put the Jeep in drive, instead of neutral ?
@CaptainDayne3 жыл бұрын
No it wouldn't have been ok! They are not ok new! Junk jeeps!
@webcrawler33323 жыл бұрын
@@augustreil was it in N? It didn’t look like the wheels rotated to me, could be wrong
@augustreil3 жыл бұрын
@@webcrawler3332, You're not wrong. I don't think he was ever in Drive. You can hear the engine scream and nothing happens. At around 3:32 you can see the reverse lights come on for a split second and then he just rolls back ? I don't get why he didn't hit the brakes ?
@taylorhickman842 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a boat launch w/ a spectator section, Miami is LIT!
@jamesbledsoe88222 жыл бұрын
King of Haulover. Love the videos Chit show on fire 🔥💯🛥🚣♀️
@marttinen83 Жыл бұрын
This video just appeared in my recommended, some of the best entertainment I've seen!
@liatvic2 жыл бұрын
King of haulover!! Love your content!
@bettyh45432 жыл бұрын
king of haulover
@SaffordDelivery2 жыл бұрын
When that guy lost his Jeep I about popped a blood vessel 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
@noellaboy79802 жыл бұрын
Nothing is better than the king of Haulover and the gift that keeps on giving! Black point boat ramp! And to top it all off, Fred the Croc flexing for the king 👑
@michaelmartinez7612 жыл бұрын
The King Of Haulover!!! Thank you so much for what you do!! Love the Chit Show!!!! Cheers!!
@gulfcoastg45462 жыл бұрын
King of haulover.
@rebeccamorales48342 жыл бұрын
KING OF HAULOVER! THE HOST OF THE CHIT SHOW!!♡
@Treasuremonk2 жыл бұрын
This is the most entertaining thing on KZbin ever!!! Thank you!!
@eduardoontiveros15882 жыл бұрын
Sorry 😞 AL I'm late entering. But you are KING OF HAULOVER!!! Thanks BROTHER.
@fishing4good3372 жыл бұрын
Wow, I like this compilation of your most remarkable recordings. Please post some more on your channel.