Seriously Incapable Boaters ! Black Point Marina's Worst Captains ! (Chit Show)

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[@saltyran]

“Members only doo doo doo dooooo”” 😂.

[@CWR3212]

It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there

[@03roadking]

U mean in Florida 😂😂

[@Travis3500]

Those type of people love Florida

[@4106justme]

Thus is some funny chit 😂

[@ShakaShinePressureWashing]

My favorite channel right now. Along with wavy boats and Miami boat ramps + few others

[@davidcraven277]

That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp

[@eriklarson9137]

"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.

[@ThânAnhKiệt]

Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it

[@renedelapaans647]

best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha

[@4106justme]

I thought Alfred went to France lmbo

[@seymourrackoff]

I just love this Chit !!!

[@izzyman256]

8:12 polarized, lens cap Alfred, my friend you can do it! Love the chit show! The polarized lens cap will take it to the next level

[@JT-wn7wb]

That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂

[@teresacastro8899]

FRED&ALFRED AND THE CHIT CHIT!!!!!!

[@carstoniu]

around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!

[@mike60521x]

Sounds about right

[@eriklarson9137]

Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?

[@Travis3500]

@@eriklarson9137 ?

[@hunterr651]

Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn

[@acreguy3156]

Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS

[@SkuncleJimmy]

Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!

[@normangraber1047]

One of your best so far.

[@00sean00]

Water in the bed of the trucks - Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds

[@The.Real.Timmii]

waaaiiit for it....

[@toddgorski7854]

Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.

[@Jc-bo1uu]

I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.

[@taylorhickman84]

"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol

[@ScarabChris]

5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.

[@paddyjoe408]

they need to install a winch up away from each ramp, would save on wreckers lol

[@chadouellette790]

The alligator could drive the GMC better than that.

[@fjb4932]

Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆

[@GearZenChannel]

Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣

[@mommy2libras]

You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.

[@mikekreis2916]

I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂

[@Travis3500]

I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao

[@keithphillips6111]

This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮

[@jerrysmith376]

Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.

[@longtime239]

Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?

[@Ky_fireman128]

You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete

[@longtime239]

@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral

[@iffracem]

Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.

[@troygray2884]

As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks

[@robbubba8020]

Did you see the size of that crocodile I don't think the owner or the driver wants to wade or swim out to that vehicle with him hanging around there

[@bobdowns6973]

TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !

[@dalemiller4221]

Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂

[@capicolaspicy]

For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!

[@iamjbeck]

a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!

[@jpstanton3223]

This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!

[@leroycharles9751]

If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.

[@josephwieszbicki690]

Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!

[@justachipn3039]

🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!

[@jakejacobson2999]

Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab

[@rtcharge]

I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉

[@bossgoon115]

2:42 😂😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@dewaynethompson8095]

Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆

[@fernandorodriguez8420]

Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂

[@jato62]

Crazy!!!!

[@johngauntlett4915]

Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!

[@terinac5082]

Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂

[@scottz143]

Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?

[@f1hook]

I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣

[@larryborsa4396]

How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.

[@RonRussell-sj1zf]

How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.

[@robbubba8020]

Don't worry Alfred they'll a other in the drink shortly 😂 scary how many inept operators there are out there no shortage of content for you😂

[@thooks1234]

Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water

[@stevewhelan3770]

"Prop Blocked"

[@yesmamm241]

I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny

[@tommooe4524]

In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly

[@FirstLast-ye8nf]

No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.

[@rogersmith5167]

Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me

[@samramirez2160]

I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers

[@TexasPapa13]

@2:17 you’re welcome

[@4106justme]

😂Hi Salty

[@saltyran]

@@4106justme Hello there.

[@4106justme]

@@saltyran I just saw this come up and thought I'd check it out. Sure is good for a laugh.

[@rickmclean1274]

Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton

[@Fajah69]

The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...

[@markkraus3598]

I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎

[@josephwieszbicki690]

GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"

[@BomBoo-rn8gj]

11:30 Do they charge admission? I'm 'gonna come down there with a crew and open a launch & recover franchise.

[@richardwilken2490]

Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.

[@konrrade]

Why do boaters no longer seem to be able to operate their boats?

[@Boatfisherz1]

Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW

[@karaDee2363]

Insanity at its finest😮

[@SteveJory]

All the gear and no idea.

[@richardwilken2490]

It looks like a lot of people don't like their boats to me .

[@J-dizzle2021]

Holy Chit... Show. 😅

[@chrisblomquist6029]

Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!

[@bobdowns6973]

I THINK ALFRED SHOULD RUN THE RAMP ! ANY PROBLEMS ...🐊 😅

[@nutterfjell]

missed it! burned pizza.

[@dewaynethompson8095]

Fred is a STAR!!!!!!

[@crackstp]

Alfred, ask Miami Dade what they would do if Fred started towards their diver in the water? Not to be a prick, but would they try to kill it?

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Yes they would.

[@RonRussell-sj1zf]

Good place to hang out and buy a pickup truck for cheap!

[@RobrawlerOfficial]

These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?

[@TexasPapa13]

GMC making submarines now?

[@carstoniu]

i know she into the throttle but if she is that clumsy she should not even be in the area... and dont you have to click it into gear?? so the guy must ot have left it not in neutral locked.. such a nice boat for this to happen too.. poor kid hes just in shock though

[@watchinglclowns9890]

A tongue would Be utilized !!!

[@bks252]

How can so many people be so incompetent?

[@thomasjohnson4662]

Hey al, buy a boat and video yourself! And wait for it?

[@Harrison1Bergeron]

this is fascinating. These families were better seamen when they had rafts, now they have gucci gear and lost the tribal knowledge.

[@iffracem]

Just goes to show, you don't need any intelligence to have enough money to buy expensive material things. The land of "look at me.. look at me" where showing off is so much more value than anything else.

[@TexasPapa13]

Why do yall back in so far 😂.

[@user-ub2oo5zm4u]

ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE CHEVY & GMC!!!

[@renedelapaans647]

Good day happy few ❤

[@LaPiedra-ok7rl]

Ay madre esta dos Yámanas 300 yo lo llevo a cielo...

[@timothyjones6601]

I have never seen anything like this!! What is wrong with these people !!!!!! I'm buying a tow truck and just hang out, Ill be rich in 2 days.

[@Carolinabiggins]

Take the sticker off your hat lol

[@RedXCross1]

mosquito truck 3:30 on

[@phillyrube4276]

Are all wrecker drivers that bad.

[@acreguy3156]

At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.

[@Calleronline1-vf1eh]

Not hating but wouldnt animal control have come and put him down since hes being fed?

[@keithtravelrn]

gmc is chevy

[@CanandianPeriod]

I guess you don't need a brain to buy a boat in Florida !!!!

[@acreguy3156]

Fellow Canadian here 🍁. You're right. All you need is a huge bank account and a dismal sperm count.