This could almost be a TED talk about "Observations of a Black Man living in a White gated community". Great sit down comedy!
@nexvibes35495 жыл бұрын
TheConspiracy Realist then create a sequel TED Talk “observations of a white male living in da Hood” it’ll be a survival episode.
@CaseyFinSF5 жыл бұрын
@@nexvibes3549 I've already lived thru that. Don't want to repeat the past. It cost me everything I owned and had collected over a lifetime of 53 years, plus because I was a white whistleblower on a black run low income housing property with corrupt property management in collusion with the corrupt black president of the board of directors I was the target and victim of a wrongful eviction that cost me my home of 42 years (1970 - 2012). I was forced from my home that I had raised children in, and that was my home as a teenager in 1970, and this forced me to live in a van the last 7 years. I know from the wrong end what it is to be the victim of a retaliation eviction by the power structure of a corrupt black run complex in San Francisco. And because I don't have the money to pay for the right resources to get back what was wrongfully taken from me I will probably remain homeless and die in the situation I have been forced to live in these last 7 years.... But what can I do? Since I am white there are no resources to get to fight for my rights. And no one will even listen or go thru the paper documented proof of how I ended up here. But I think my glass is half full anyway, I just haven't figured out where they put it yet. Have to stay positive. At least I have my DIY van, and don't have to stay on the street with no roof over my head.
@CaseyFinSF5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperAdam2468 I agree!
@mynamesjustmaxwell68145 жыл бұрын
@@nexvibes3549 Well that's just you being insecure, bruh
@IDiggPattyMayonnaise5 жыл бұрын
This is just being a first generation person living in a white surburb. My mom would ponders things like these and she was actually serious when she asked.
@Barn_Owl_5 жыл бұрын
"Near-sighted car" is the most wholesome joke I've heard in a long time. Love my Texas comedians!
@barneyshark5 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan did it first waaay back. He is such a wholesome comedian
@fattdamon19805 жыл бұрын
What about mr magoo?
@BEENROOT5 жыл бұрын
has me dying
@MCAndyT5 жыл бұрын
+
@jackpeterson3055 жыл бұрын
Wholesome? It was about car theft
@budgreen11315 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@pirkkala5 жыл бұрын
Bud Green shit I gotta go find cici
@jarodsidwell3105 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@raymondharris65995 жыл бұрын
I remember that skit. TOO FUNNY!!!😅😅😅
@DashingSaber5 жыл бұрын
XD, Mexicans do got on boots.
@hyasmine73365 жыл бұрын
You gotta get u a knife! 🤣
@linawaitaiti46203 жыл бұрын
“I sold drugs, I never used to pay taxes, that was yall money to do with it as you wished” 😭😭😭😂
@momoni3683 жыл бұрын
☠☠☠😂😂😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😭☠😂😂
@FortuitousWench2 жыл бұрын
“they already got a tunnel!” deserved a bigger laugh 😆
@laugh_til_ithurts5 жыл бұрын
“My grand momma house is RIGHT THERE! My baby pictures are still in there!” 😭😭😭😭😭
@KoiNyle5 жыл бұрын
Yo he sounds like Thrax from Omosis Jones
@stevengreen95364 жыл бұрын
Historically it is the truth.Mexican families in the southwest.Who have been living there for generations.Did not cross the border.The border crossed over them.
@cuac58694 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 not really, there was a working program between Mexico and the US called Braceros which brought huge numbers of Mexicans to work on US fields. There was a huge surge of migration in the 80s. Even before that people migrated across the border looking for jobs.
@stevengreen95364 жыл бұрын
@@cuac5869 While i have not heard about this Braceros program.The incident in question i was referring too was the Mexican-American War.Before that conflict what is now the southwest states of the U.S.Where originally part of northern Mexico.After the war the mexican families had the option to stay or go back across the border into Mexico.Many did return to Mexico.A portion of the population stayed.Which made them and their descendants citizens by default.
@Batmanen005 жыл бұрын
prescription in windshield......that's the most creative idea I've heard in awhile
@Duzzer_One5 жыл бұрын
No lie bro he's really onto something there
@handoverthejewgoldkyle33215 жыл бұрын
Your prescription changes periodically, thus requiring reinstallation of the windshield every few months. Cool idea but not really logical with current technology
@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu33095 жыл бұрын
@@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 correction not a few months eye exam are required once a year maybe two depends on situation however small percentage eye vision change unless one is having serious ophthalmic issues. But I get your point however still not a bad ideal 😊
@sikwitit7735 жыл бұрын
@@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu3309 Until you realize you would have to hold your head perfectly still while driving every prescription is made for a specific vertical distance .Plus every person is forced to look through them (it's like have a pair of glasses just like yours then forcing everyone to put them on or walk) and it only works straight ahead what about when you need to check traffic on the side or back into a parking space? The windshield would cost as much as laser eye surgery And when you get out the vehicle....you'll still put glasses on (hannibal buress face)
@ahkao.93475 жыл бұрын
@@sikwitit773 all of that, and just the cost alone I feel like would be tremendous, some tiny ass glasses are expensive enough for most people, imagine trying to get an entire windshield made that way...
@zachgray82805 жыл бұрын
Get this man a special he is very funny
@shiestysean5 жыл бұрын
He has some but he needs worldwide acclaim
@raymondharris65995 жыл бұрын
He need a Netflix special.
@zeirotolerance98375 жыл бұрын
I almost didn't like this comment Bc it had 69
@standup5 жыл бұрын
Good news for you - we already did that! Check out Ali’s hourlong special, “It’s Bigger Than These Bars,” right here: on.cc.com/2HoJO78. You don’t even have to log in to anything!
@pixelatedninjoe10265 жыл бұрын
Zach Gray he already had one
@ramongarcia5117 Жыл бұрын
His laid back slow execution and the planning of the physical parts of the joke to walk you through the mental image is A class Ali a G funny as hell
@caro1ns Жыл бұрын
Someone once said "Comedy is just common sense, dancing." This guy embodies that.
@HYVEnetwork Жыл бұрын
@@dinosauro9546 same comment, multiple videos. Trying to get a negative reaction and I found it just as funny as the comedy that no one bit 😂 behaviour is so sad 😂😭
@cooldaddyjames28147 ай бұрын
Sounds like George Carlin.
@98hunterj5 жыл бұрын
This man deserves a successful career, he’s hilarious and humble. Wish Nothing but the best for him 💯
@mohamedbilal8644 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mdr9738 Жыл бұрын
FACTS
@adrianguinn33315 жыл бұрын
As a 5th generation Texan, let me just say "My Grandmamma's house is RIGHT THERE!!!" is one of the funniest lines (points) I've ever heard 🙌🏼
@elmospasco55585 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny but for different reasons. See here's the thing, the Mexicans invited Americans down there under sort of a compact. One of the terms of the compact was that they'd get the Commanche, Carankawa and whatever other indian tribes down there under control that were making it next to impossible for Mexicans to settle the rest of the area. So my question is what genius thought that they were going to get the settlers to give up their guns, drag their feet on acknowledging their property rights and then think they were going to roll over a group of people that took care of a problem that Mexicans were either incapable or unwilling to take care of?
@michelleb14335 жыл бұрын
Elmos Pasco what a great example of the sense of entitlement coming from your comment. just because someone asks for help doesn't mean that now you have sudden control over that person. you help out and stick to what was agreed upon in the compact. lord knows americans nowadays don't know the meaning of keeping their word or being equitable
@gabrielmalek75755 жыл бұрын
Elmos Pasco dude 🤦♂️, so basically them killing all the native Americans also gave them the right to stab the Mexican in the back after “helping them”? Cool that makes fucking sense. You’re a dumbass.
@lordmoldybutt12605 жыл бұрын
Texicans got on boots
@j.s.t.65154 жыл бұрын
@TurnipsAge are you trying to use common sense in the internet?? Get yo ass out of here 🤣🤣🤣
@Tman05175 жыл бұрын
"I like how white boys get they friends drunk in the most random places" *camera turns to white boy nodding in agreement*
@shawnmacdonald97225 жыл бұрын
I get so sick of non white men using the term white boy. I am grown ass man, you want someone calling you fucking boy?
@tilda33165 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 boo fucking hoo. You're life is so hard, isnt it?
@JayMillz5175 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 Lol. Stings a little huh.
@Midnight-Starfish5 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 "I'm not Barnacle Boy. I'm Barnacle *MAN!*
@shawnmacdonald97225 жыл бұрын
I guess if we are playing that game, we can call black men boys to, oh don't worry, it's a term of endearment. We are going by eye for eye rules, if you don't like it back, then don't fucking say it.
@Amdgomer5 жыл бұрын
"white boy in a fountain." holy shit at least twice has that happened to me.
@ecs38214 жыл бұрын
You should change your name to Charles; has a nice ring to it.
@iamergoproxy34764 жыл бұрын
White people know how to have a good fucking time
@iamergoproxy34764 жыл бұрын
@@jennas9033 no you dont nigga. I got white friends who fake kidnapped me on Halloween when we was in college
@Nazo4223 жыл бұрын
@@iamergoproxy3476 bro wtf I’d be so scarred mentally from that jeez that’s not something you prank someone with outta nowhere
@iamergoproxy34763 жыл бұрын
@@Nazo422 To be perfectly honest...I've witnessed my father die to gun violence, my grandmother almost drop dead in the middle of the street and my mother die to a heart attack. There is nothing this world can do to me...I'm already broken
@alittlethisalittle3855 жыл бұрын
"I know the sound" of my neighbors falling off the roof. 🤣🤣
@lordv12365 жыл бұрын
Prescription windshields... Modern problems require modern solutions
@moanalyssa62445 жыл бұрын
Lord V123 they would cost so much 😞😞😞😞😞
@ThexDynastxQueen5 жыл бұрын
mo analyssa: But your car would be safe! He's got a point!
@lordv12365 жыл бұрын
@@gerritelenbaas4817 I posted this 4 days ago and no one else has this joke so just calm yourself and even if I did what's it to you we are just here for laughs
@josephalexander56135 жыл бұрын
Thats a great ideal tho
@keepcalmbuddy10255 жыл бұрын
What about the sun factor🤔
@TheAGcollector1015 жыл бұрын
This is on of the first times i've seen comedy in a chair and I'm loving it.
@agonleed38415 жыл бұрын
Bill Cosby was awesome with it
@ivynjoki5 жыл бұрын
It’s a sit-down comedy.
@mariusetternavn62145 жыл бұрын
@@ivynjoki 😂
@leroyrandolph8384 жыл бұрын
Lenny Bruce would sit on a stool sometimes.
@NickEn8164 жыл бұрын
I've seen Mooney do his whole set from the chair. Never moving.
@tokyotoky5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for a new video from him, this man needs to do an hour long special or something!!
@willieanderson85705 жыл бұрын
Listen to his albums
@juhwandavis92365 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious
@olivelime94935 жыл бұрын
I know right I was just thinking that, I wish he had a podcast as well
@AceDramaBeats5 жыл бұрын
Totally, these clips got me weak 🤣
@zanemoore18082 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6SudYGQhs2JjpI he did
@milliondollarshaft2 жыл бұрын
You need poise, confidence and sheer talent to be able to sit down and tell jokes and keep the audience engaged. Everyone can't pull it off.
@chillandkeepchillin5064 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq can always make me laugh! He is simply one of the best comedians in the industry and certainly is in my list of hilarious comedians. Thank you Mr. Siddiq for all your humor and all of your insight.
@rawuncut68905 жыл бұрын
HEY NETFLIX!!🗣We're waiting........
@Resjek5 жыл бұрын
He needs it RN
@Shesha6265 жыл бұрын
Ok! He has over 330,000 views already in just a day! That shows you how much we love listening to is comedy!
@naenae3265 жыл бұрын
All these other crappy comedians I ain’t never heard before. He should’ve been on Netflix
@PurebreedFLA5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AriWoah5 жыл бұрын
I discovered Ali during the worst time of my life. Since then, everything has gotten better. Coincidence? I think not.
@camkraw8935 жыл бұрын
That's awesome comedy was able to help you out in a bad time of your life man, keep it climbing! 🏋️
@abdulfahad60814 жыл бұрын
god bless you
@malirabbit62282 жыл бұрын
Live long and prosper, y’all.
@robert101975 жыл бұрын
i’m DONEEEEEEEE. THIS MAN HAD ME CRYIN AND WHEN I TELL YOU... CRINEEE and he didn’t have to be vulgar ONCE. a real comic this guy is.
@mnix54274 жыл бұрын
@6:35 -> almost, 5 fucks 2 god damns 3 shits
@HighlyRegardted4 жыл бұрын
Vulgarity and hilarity often go hand in hand like fat Scandinavian twins singing through the hills... and ain’t nothing wrong with that brother
@dominiquehunt25723 жыл бұрын
Yo Tru facts yo real COMEDY
@kristopherstegavik37413 жыл бұрын
O thank god YOU Approve we were all SOOooOoo worried you werent gonna like it. Pheeewwww now this man can sleep at night thank you for appropriating and validating this mans profession. And where can we find your special Robert? Ooohhh yah YOU AREN’T A COMEDIAN! Just appreciate it and hit the like button throw up a comment n move on its people like you that leave the “reviews” but you aren’t a comedian or really even a critic your a nobody just like the rest of us. Your , OUR* opinion doesn’t matter. So i’d appreciate it if you didn’t close the door for people who may think other genres of comedy are funny and just appreciate it and move on. Your not a comedian just to reiterate one final time. And quite frankly no one cares what you are or whether you do it well. Btw this guy has a bit on jail and a guard he didnt get along with its true story and it definitely isn’t sunshine and rainbows, is he no longer a “ReALll CoMmEdIan” because he makes light of a horrible truth to a place he was once living? You are very arrogant i hope this has helped you understand this. Thanks!
@j.r091605 жыл бұрын
2:13 😂 judging by the pain in his face ... that guy in the back in black was the friend in the fountain at one time : my opinion 🤦🏿♂️
@CognitiveChaosCreations3 жыл бұрын
Aaaand BINGO Was His Name-O...!
@ahmahlamedu18995 жыл бұрын
"Ted I know you voted for that wall, might want to ask them Mexicans something before they leave man".
@rmallen19855 жыл бұрын
I have watched this like 50 times and I still die laughing at the sound he makes when he falls off the roof!!! I'm laughing now just thinking about it! And that catapult part slays me the rest of the way out!!! I love this guy
@OldBuford5 жыл бұрын
oh ffs...i just fell of my roof last weekend cleaning the skylights and checking for leaks, he got the sound down PERFECT
@nrsimmons1785 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! You're okay, right?
@OldBuford5 жыл бұрын
@@nrsimmons178 luckily the distance from the eaves to the ground is less than 7ft so yeah just a few bruises, sadly that wasnt the first time ive fallen off so now i know to get as flat as possible when falling so the surface area slows you down before you free fall lol
@nrsimmons1785 жыл бұрын
@@OldBuford Good Lord, man! Glad you're okay, though! ♡
@LexDashP5 жыл бұрын
I've watched my friend's dad embarrass him before and also fall off of a roof ...these are all accurate .....he did forget the "ugh you son of a bitch/cocksucker" after the intially fall
@donaldpace90335 жыл бұрын
whoa son
@bigkiddzuwop29495 жыл бұрын
How you do "STAND UP" while sitting down?😂😂😂
@synonymousanonymous50735 жыл бұрын
BigKidd Zuwop hahahahahha
@Liv-yi4ny5 жыл бұрын
Ehhh don’t question it
@ashuosake23235 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney
@karlamkuhn7605 жыл бұрын
Ha! I say stuff like that all the time! "I (sit) corrected." -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PSALMS 20:1, 6-8; ISAIAH 43; ISAIAH 38:15-20; JOHN 14:11-21
@hyperceptional5 жыл бұрын
Like this
@cobress53254 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds is captivating enough. He’s totally a story teller and meant for this 🤣.
@mrsetamayple3 жыл бұрын
Listen!!!!😹😹😹🔥 and he did not flinch
@SuperWizzle853 жыл бұрын
Ali the truth wish he had more work out
@lateblossom4 жыл бұрын
Just his demeanor has me dying. I've never seen a comedian speak so slowly, and be so funny.
@carsonwentz83015 жыл бұрын
that last joke is genius. prescription windshield. the primary reason I even wear glasses is for driving.
@ridewithjasonhorvath5 жыл бұрын
Am I in drive or reverse tho? Is that the heater or the radio? Everything inside the car is blurry!
@404Miiks5 жыл бұрын
Carson Wentz 😂😂😂😂
@gocpng46995 жыл бұрын
Um #Netflix... Start The Paperwork
@mordfustang19334 жыл бұрын
Go CPNG please 🙏 just found this guy and already love his stand up 😂
@hailtothevic5 жыл бұрын
I see Siddiq, I click
@9etherempressahyoka9695 жыл бұрын
Yup me too
@callmegiggity53195 жыл бұрын
Preach
@rawuncut68905 жыл бұрын
you're a simple man. I like you.
@poopyfartboi5 жыл бұрын
Cliq
@colep265 жыл бұрын
am i only one that noticed the fact that he jus got a tattoo bc of the ointment on his wrist where the heart is
@Darkiie5 жыл бұрын
It's cling film (saran wrap).
@ivynjoki5 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@simplymichee79164 жыл бұрын
DaBoi I just saw your comment... I said the same thing wondering why his arm looked plastic.🤣
@Fractured6764 жыл бұрын
@@isadon Why do you think its a cover up?
@Falling23114 жыл бұрын
nope, i was wondering what that was and then i saw it wasn't around his entire wrist. looks like he got a heart.
@5iftical4 жыл бұрын
The look back while saying "I dont think I'm high enough to get over this wall" had me dying 🤣
@DJCertified_PDG5 жыл бұрын
One of my fave comedian. Great story teller who's naturally funny. Houston, TX stand up 🤟🏾🤟🏾
@atarahisraelsadventures60255 жыл бұрын
Htown made and raised
@tahimi38015 жыл бұрын
"this must be a nearsighted car!" I laughed hard af cuz I wear glasses (nearsighted) and I would totally do this shit if it were possible.
@12th.jahlil Жыл бұрын
It IS possible, but as a first time customer itd be extremely expensive 😂😂😂
@morganellis20105 жыл бұрын
His act-out with the chair is PRICELESS. I would watch an Ali Siddiq special so goddamn fast!!
@jorawarsingh25954 жыл бұрын
Do americans really go to church on a Sunday?
@A6Legit3 жыл бұрын
I bet the banter between him and his neighbors is hysterical
@ast93983 жыл бұрын
This guy is too underrated. I was howling at the catapult jokes
@bensinneruggamer5 жыл бұрын
this aint gonna be good Mitchel
@Nutterbutter1235 жыл бұрын
Mitchel... DIS AINT GON BE GOOD
@laugh_til_ithurts5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@JM-ll6hd5 жыл бұрын
"I was gonna take a sip of his blood"
@jessicaturner71965 жыл бұрын
DEAD🤣
@Victor-fp2hn5 жыл бұрын
Sana Bensinner 😂😂😂 that was a funny one
@ladonnawilson4695 жыл бұрын
If I ever meet him, I'm gonna want to say Mexican Got on Boots 😂😂😂 He probably is tired of that.
@404Miiks5 жыл бұрын
Ladonna Wilson He might be, but that's his fault for telling the story!
@Qatar9755 жыл бұрын
Ladonna Wilson I did when I met him lmao
@adriennetisme5 жыл бұрын
He's a good guy, and so hysterical!!!
@motherhorsefucker5 жыл бұрын
I bet he's not, prolly be syched that someone knows who he is and has his joke memorized
@GadgetMsGadget5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michellegreen29945 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this so fast bc Mexican got on boots😁
@marinearenaswimmingpools53205 жыл бұрын
They took off their boots already
@callinglast5 жыл бұрын
K
@holymsophy5 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever! 😂😂😂😂 Mexican got on boots!
@vinny56385 жыл бұрын
honestly the best episode of that entire series hands down
@JhaMyL9735 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@-Secret5 жыл бұрын
"Put your perscriptions in your windshield" Thats the most stupid sounding genius idea i have ever heard. He needs to get that idea patterned XD
@kharilane13404 жыл бұрын
You should get your use of the word patterned patented!!!lol
@cuac58694 жыл бұрын
Patented * lol
@yes0r7874 жыл бұрын
"This must be a nearsighted car".
@pha-qall64353 жыл бұрын
Mr magoo did this shyt
@tundeoyerinde3 жыл бұрын
The way he starts his clips are always hilarious, he acts like he is totally confused and smart at the same time. 👏
@Nescnobody5 жыл бұрын
That windshield idea is so dope 😂😂😂
@Imlostxfindme4 жыл бұрын
Until you need someone to move your car lmao
@Emrader005 жыл бұрын
This man is so funny and it seems to just come natural to him. I want to see him live!
@vadaski50385 жыл бұрын
Drop the snap
@adriennetisme5 жыл бұрын
I saw him last year, so damn funny!!!
@KitsuneGod285 жыл бұрын
Me too I pay 45$ to see him live
@notafuckinpplperson82335 жыл бұрын
u just want the BBC
@charlenejefferson59055 жыл бұрын
I am tomorrow in Connecticut
@TheBeanieboy115 жыл бұрын
2:13 dude nodding like "yeah, I do get drunk and leave my friends places"
@donaldwilson35795 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me laugh more than any other comedian right now, including the heavy hitters. He deserves millions
@jemalrankin5494 Жыл бұрын
I had Dave chappelle for almost 20 years as my number one comedian and as hard as it was for him to be dethroned , I had to ! I made sure I watched just about everything Ali did before I made my decision .
@PWood-gh5cq2 жыл бұрын
The guy is one of the most natural comedians out there
@0hMyGandhi5 жыл бұрын
absolutely hysterical. He's a great storyteller and his comedic timing is perfect.
@ShadOMyGod5 жыл бұрын
“Ted ass is off the roof again!”
@v.e20354 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of the "sit down" comedy, a true fan of Ali's story telling
@jinxgirl54 жыл бұрын
Oh my god XD I was on the fence with that last joke, until he said "ain't nobody can steal your car". I was stunned for half a moment, then I was like "GENUIS! HE'S SO RIGHT!" Cause I've let people look through my glasses before, and unless the thief if my kind of nearsighted there's no way they're seeing crap through that windshield XD
@cold_static5 жыл бұрын
"Prescription windshields" is the most shower thought I ever heard.
@r3stless5085 жыл бұрын
Only this professional can give us a good show SITTING TF DOWN. Yeah he stands up, but he sits right back down and just relaxes with the audience. 👏🏼👌
@Stiq_9125 жыл бұрын
Ali NEEDS THAT NETFLIX SPECIAL‼️‼️
@devinwilkerson55045 жыл бұрын
"And two million of those views are mine!" That part killed me.
@cherellerodriguez29462 жыл бұрын
Ali voice, his style, his charisma is everything 🥰
@51TGM714 жыл бұрын
So glad I found out about Ali, a great comedian with a tragic history. Im sure the future of stand up will be bright for this man!
@daviaellis22175 жыл бұрын
Prescription windshield is GENIUS! 😂😂😂
@GadgetMsGadget5 жыл бұрын
Totally! I would Never need to be concerned with wherever the fuck I last left my glasses.
@GadgetMsGadget4 жыл бұрын
I personally really, really like this idea! 🤔
@tacotacotington36385 жыл бұрын
Ali always gets a Real laugh from me. Ive seen every stand up special from any comedian. Stand up is all I watch. He is one of the best story tellers there is, hands down the best timing. 👌 Give Ali An Hour Special.
@jamesbaxter50815 жыл бұрын
White guys falling off there roofs, 🤣🤣🤣 thats sooo true ! All my friends have fallen some more than twice🤣
@kellyharris89762 жыл бұрын
Just getting back into watching comedy and discovered Ali. He is a genius and now I shall binge everything I can on him.
@SyntaxScout5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites,what an amazing person and comedian he is.
@stoneiousprime5 жыл бұрын
Ted should have asked the Mexican what kind of boots he wears
@nrsimmons1785 жыл бұрын
I laughed waaaay too hard at this!
@nvafaded5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get prescription windows on my car so no one steals it.
@bigtonythabagmanrobinson37534 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👓
@KeyHeir5 жыл бұрын
Great comic. The real ones don't get all the movie deals. This guy been putting in work
@thinblacknoodles5 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@michaelDB105 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 hes quickly becoming one of my favorites
@brandim.9347 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I love Ali. He just talks & it’s funny af. Great story teller. True comedian
@ashaaden9785 жыл бұрын
You’re the king of comedy because I haven’t been watching comedy for a while I started watching you and I’m hooked on your drugs keep going clean
@HOA_Bossman5 жыл бұрын
I love this dude, he’s so funny and down to earth
@amandas.65005 жыл бұрын
I just watched it again, more than 12 hrs later, nearly cried with laughter! Thank you sir, I'm now a fan!
@propman35233 ай бұрын
That's what makes great comedy great; there's always a gem of truth and wisdom at the core.
@kahea2018 Жыл бұрын
I love his style of comedy. He just talks so chill and you don't expect it to be funny, then all of a sudden you get hit with this unexpected punchline. 😂
@salarkhan80675 жыл бұрын
that windshield idea is brilliant
@WhyHide305 жыл бұрын
His delivery is everything 💯🤯🤯
@Bronilli3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best storyteller I’ve heard in my life 😂
@LiveLovely93 жыл бұрын
Brother you are hilarious!!!!! Thank you for the funny!!!! Stay well!!!
@ブラクマト5 жыл бұрын
Ted ass is off da roof again I cried laughing
@loycestephen12115 жыл бұрын
Notice his new tattoo on his arm
@KSRCHOPPA5 жыл бұрын
Loyce Stephen lmfao😂😂😂😂😂
@ivynjoki5 жыл бұрын
I been scrolling the comments looking for someone who noticed it too.
@aka1mite5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why his forearm so shiny
@xaccanmusa56025 жыл бұрын
thought he was a muslim? lol
@laykantheealien57225 жыл бұрын
@@xaccanmusa5602 why wouldn't he be?
@MrVolatileFortune5 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is as he was telling the story of them falling of the roof, the name that came to my head was Ted!! LMAO im DYING!!
@oreo5075 жыл бұрын
He's such a great comedian.
@hudsonvalleystrongdads30903 жыл бұрын
He’s def in my top 5 personally... HILARIOUS 😂😂
@ClimateAdam5 жыл бұрын
As a brit, I have no idea why Americans are into our accents when you have accents like Ali's on your shores. Could listen to his voice all day.
@AshleyJois5 жыл бұрын
NETFLIX GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL!!!!!
@ziyinglim49175 жыл бұрын
I love how chill he is, and I love the content of his comedy. ♡
@malcolm30995 жыл бұрын
His dad moan at 4:08 is so damn accurate it gave me flashbacks to my own dad tryna get out of moving furniture around when I was a kid.
@siennammp44924 жыл бұрын
I love how he sayin ‘ Mexico’!!!! 🤣👏🏽
@akwaabab85044 жыл бұрын
He's on to something about the prescription in the windshield! As usual, my people invent everything!
@woopwoop604 жыл бұрын
Yep. All you blacks invent everything.
@woopwoop604 жыл бұрын
@Ajmal Ali life is like a box of chocolates. Don't let someone steal your chocolates.
@woopwoop604 жыл бұрын
@Ajmal Ali cry kiddo
@brayannajera49845 жыл бұрын
He needs to get a special, this man is hilarious 😂
@reaperredni9e6055 жыл бұрын
That's actually a great idea, prescription windshield
@VINZBROWN5 жыл бұрын
Gooood shit, rt here. His act feels fresh. I love the chair, and him using everything as props. Plus his deliveries are nicccce.
@mrs.camilliajones35605 жыл бұрын
I love this man!! He is hilarious 😂 I have watched anything and EVERYTHING I could find with him on KZbin over and over again!! I pray that he comes to Stand Up Live here in Huntsville Alabama!! My husband would KNOW that we will be in that thang!! I’d be the first person to purchase tickets I SWEAR!! I can’t wait for him to get to the level he is oh so deserving of!!!!
@reubengangte13505 жыл бұрын
My man be doing stand up while sitting😄
@NeedITDeathHeated5 жыл бұрын
So glad this guy's getting exposure, he has solid material. Great bit.
@crlrckmn56595 жыл бұрын
“If you’re being cyber bullied just close your eyes”
@klebeau45 жыл бұрын
Bro im FUCKINNNN.. WAAAAAIIITING NETFLIX! gimme the dam special tic.....fkn toc im waiting, no more clips! 😂😂 Ali that's my guy