Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep Falling Off Their Roofs - Stand-Up Featuring

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@CaseyFinSF
@CaseyFinSF 5 жыл бұрын
This could almost be a TED talk about "Observations of a Black Man living in a White gated community". Great sit down comedy!
@nexvibes3549
@nexvibes3549 5 жыл бұрын
TheConspiracy Realist then create a sequel TED Talk “observations of a white male living in da Hood” it’ll be a survival episode.
@CaseyFinSF
@CaseyFinSF 5 жыл бұрын
@@nexvibes3549 I've already lived thru that. Don't want to repeat the past. It cost me everything I owned and had collected over a lifetime of 53 years, plus because I was a white whistleblower on a black run low income housing property with corrupt property management in collusion with the corrupt black president of the board of directors I was the target and victim of a wrongful eviction that cost me my home of 42 years (1970 - 2012). I was forced from my home that I had raised children in, and that was my home as a teenager in 1970, and this forced me to live in a van the last 7 years. I know from the wrong end what it is to be the victim of a retaliation eviction by the power structure of a corrupt black run complex in San Francisco. And because I don't have the money to pay for the right resources to get back what was wrongfully taken from me I will probably remain homeless and die in the situation I have been forced to live in these last 7 years.... But what can I do? Since I am white there are no resources to get to fight for my rights. And no one will even listen or go thru the paper documented proof of how I ended up here. But I think my glass is half full anyway, I just haven't figured out where they put it yet. Have to stay positive. At least I have my DIY van, and don't have to stay on the street with no roof over my head.
@CaseyFinSF
@CaseyFinSF 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperAdam2468 I agree!
@mynamesjustmaxwell6814
@mynamesjustmaxwell6814 5 жыл бұрын
@@nexvibes3549 Well that's just you being insecure, bruh
@IDiggPattyMayonnaise
@IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 жыл бұрын
This is just being a first generation person living in a white surburb. My mom would ponders things like these and she was actually serious when she asked.
@Barn_Owl_
@Barn_Owl_ 5 жыл бұрын
"Near-sighted car" is the most wholesome joke I've heard in a long time. Love my Texas comedians!
@barneyshark
@barneyshark 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan did it first waaay back. He is such a wholesome comedian
@fattdamon1980
@fattdamon1980 5 жыл бұрын
What about mr magoo?
@BEENROOT
@BEENROOT 5 жыл бұрын
has me dying
@MCAndyT
@MCAndyT 5 жыл бұрын
+
@jackpeterson305
@jackpeterson305 5 жыл бұрын
Wholesome? It was about car theft
@budgreen1131
@budgreen1131 5 жыл бұрын
Mexican got on boots
@pirkkala
@pirkkala 5 жыл бұрын
Bud Green shit I gotta go find cici
@jarodsidwell310
@jarodsidwell310 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 5 жыл бұрын
I remember that skit. TOO FUNNY!!!😅😅😅
@DashingSaber
@DashingSaber 5 жыл бұрын
XD, Mexicans do got on boots.
@hyasmine7336
@hyasmine7336 5 жыл бұрын
You gotta get u a knife! 🤣
@linawaitaiti4620
@linawaitaiti4620 3 жыл бұрын
“I sold drugs, I never used to pay taxes, that was yall money to do with it as you wished” 😭😭😭😂
@momoni368
@momoni368 3 жыл бұрын
☠☠☠😂😂😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😭☠😂😂
@FortuitousWench
@FortuitousWench 2 жыл бұрын
“they already got a tunnel!” deserved a bigger laugh 😆
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
“My grand momma house is RIGHT THERE! My baby pictures are still in there!” 😭😭😭😭😭
@KoiNyle
@KoiNyle 5 жыл бұрын
Yo he sounds like Thrax from Omosis Jones
@stevengreen9536
@stevengreen9536 4 жыл бұрын
Historically it is the truth.Mexican families in the southwest.Who have been living there for generations.Did not cross the border.The border crossed over them.
@cuac5869
@cuac5869 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 not really, there was a working program between Mexico and the US called Braceros which brought huge numbers of Mexicans to work on US fields. There was a huge surge of migration in the 80s. Even before that people migrated across the border looking for jobs.
@stevengreen9536
@stevengreen9536 4 жыл бұрын
@@cuac5869 While i have not heard about this Braceros program.The incident in question i was referring too was the Mexican-American War.Before that conflict what is now the southwest states of the U.S.Where originally part of northern Mexico.After the war the mexican families had the option to stay or go back across the border into Mexico.Many did return to Mexico.A portion of the population stayed.Which made them and their descendants citizens by default.
@Batmanen00
@Batmanen00 5 жыл бұрын
prescription in windshield......that's the most creative idea I've heard in awhile
@Duzzer_One
@Duzzer_One 5 жыл бұрын
No lie bro he's really onto something there
@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321
@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 5 жыл бұрын
Your prescription changes periodically, thus requiring reinstallation of the windshield every few months. Cool idea but not really logical with current technology
@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu3309
@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu3309 5 жыл бұрын
@@handoverthejewgoldkyle3321 correction not a few months eye exam are required once a year maybe two depends on situation however small percentage eye vision change unless one is having serious ophthalmic issues. But I get your point however still not a bad ideal 😊
@sikwitit773
@sikwitit773 5 жыл бұрын
@@m.magdalenedieujusternfutu3309 Until you realize you would have to hold your head perfectly still while driving every prescription is made for a specific vertical distance .Plus every person is forced to look through them (it's like have a pair of glasses just like yours then forcing everyone to put them on or walk) and it only works straight ahead what about when you need to check traffic on the side or back into a parking space? The windshield would cost as much as laser eye surgery And when you get out the vehicle....you'll still put glasses on (hannibal buress face)
@ahkao.9347
@ahkao.9347 5 жыл бұрын
@@sikwitit773 all of that, and just the cost alone I feel like would be tremendous, some tiny ass glasses are expensive enough for most people, imagine trying to get an entire windshield made that way...
@zachgray8280
@zachgray8280 5 жыл бұрын
Get this man a special he is very funny
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 5 жыл бұрын
He has some but he needs worldwide acclaim
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 5 жыл бұрын
He need a Netflix special.
@zeirotolerance9837
@zeirotolerance9837 5 жыл бұрын
I almost didn't like this comment Bc it had 69
@standup
@standup 5 жыл бұрын
Good news for you - we already did that! Check out Ali’s hourlong special, “It’s Bigger Than These Bars,” right here: on.cc.com/2HoJO78. You don’t even have to log in to anything!
@pixelatedninjoe1026
@pixelatedninjoe1026 5 жыл бұрын
Zach Gray he already had one
@ramongarcia5117
@ramongarcia5117 Жыл бұрын
His laid back slow execution and the planning of the physical parts of the joke to walk you through the mental image is A class Ali a G funny as hell
@caro1ns
@caro1ns Жыл бұрын
Someone once said "Comedy is just common sense, dancing." This guy embodies that.
@HYVEnetwork
@HYVEnetwork Жыл бұрын
@@dinosauro9546 same comment, multiple videos. Trying to get a negative reaction and I found it just as funny as the comedy that no one bit 😂 behaviour is so sad 😂😭
@cooldaddyjames2814
@cooldaddyjames2814 7 ай бұрын
Sounds like George Carlin.
@98hunterj
@98hunterj 5 жыл бұрын
This man deserves a successful career, he’s hilarious and humble. Wish Nothing but the best for him 💯
@mohamedbilal864
@mohamedbilal864 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mdr9738
@mdr9738 Жыл бұрын
FACTS
@adrianguinn3331
@adrianguinn3331 5 жыл бұрын
As a 5th generation Texan, let me just say "My Grandmamma's house is RIGHT THERE!!!" is one of the funniest lines (points) I've ever heard 🙌🏼
@elmospasco5558
@elmospasco5558 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny but for different reasons. See here's the thing, the Mexicans invited Americans down there under sort of a compact. One of the terms of the compact was that they'd get the Commanche, Carankawa and whatever other indian tribes down there under control that were making it next to impossible for Mexicans to settle the rest of the area. So my question is what genius thought that they were going to get the settlers to give up their guns, drag their feet on acknowledging their property rights and then think they were going to roll over a group of people that took care of a problem that Mexicans were either incapable or unwilling to take care of?
@michelleb1433
@michelleb1433 5 жыл бұрын
Elmos Pasco what a great example of the sense of entitlement coming from your comment. just because someone asks for help doesn't mean that now you have sudden control over that person. you help out and stick to what was agreed upon in the compact. lord knows americans nowadays don't know the meaning of keeping their word or being equitable
@gabrielmalek7575
@gabrielmalek7575 5 жыл бұрын
Elmos Pasco dude 🤦‍♂️, so basically them killing all the native Americans also gave them the right to stab the Mexican in the back after “helping them”? Cool that makes fucking sense. You’re a dumbass.
@lordmoldybutt1260
@lordmoldybutt1260 5 жыл бұрын
Texicans got on boots
@j.s.t.6515
@j.s.t.6515 4 жыл бұрын
@TurnipsAge are you trying to use common sense in the internet?? Get yo ass out of here 🤣🤣🤣
@Tman0517
@Tman0517 5 жыл бұрын
"I like how white boys get they friends drunk in the most random places" *camera turns to white boy nodding in agreement*
@shawnmacdonald9722
@shawnmacdonald9722 5 жыл бұрын
I get so sick of non white men using the term white boy. I am grown ass man, you want someone calling you fucking boy?
@tilda3316
@tilda3316 5 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 boo fucking hoo. You're life is so hard, isnt it?
@JayMillz517
@JayMillz517 5 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 Lol. Stings a little huh.
@Midnight-Starfish
@Midnight-Starfish 5 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmacdonald9722 "I'm not Barnacle Boy. I'm Barnacle *MAN!*
@shawnmacdonald9722
@shawnmacdonald9722 5 жыл бұрын
I guess if we are playing that game, we can call black men boys to, oh don't worry, it's a term of endearment. We are going by eye for eye rules, if you don't like it back, then don't fucking say it.
@Amdgomer
@Amdgomer 5 жыл бұрын
"white boy in a fountain." holy shit at least twice has that happened to me.
@ecs3821
@ecs3821 4 жыл бұрын
You should change your name to Charles; has a nice ring to it.
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 4 жыл бұрын
White people know how to have a good fucking time
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 4 жыл бұрын
@@jennas9033 no you dont nigga. I got white friends who fake kidnapped me on Halloween when we was in college
@Nazo422
@Nazo422 3 жыл бұрын
@@iamergoproxy3476 bro wtf I’d be so scarred mentally from that jeez that’s not something you prank someone with outta nowhere
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nazo422 To be perfectly honest...I've witnessed my father die to gun violence, my grandmother almost drop dead in the middle of the street and my mother die to a heart attack. There is nothing this world can do to me...I'm already broken
@alittlethisalittle385
@alittlethisalittle385 5 жыл бұрын
"I know the sound" of my neighbors falling off the roof. 🤣🤣
@lordv1236
@lordv1236 5 жыл бұрын
Prescription windshields... Modern problems require modern solutions
@moanalyssa6244
@moanalyssa6244 5 жыл бұрын
Lord V123 they would cost so much 😞😞😞😞😞
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 5 жыл бұрын
mo analyssa: But your car would be safe! He's got a point!
@lordv1236
@lordv1236 5 жыл бұрын
@@gerritelenbaas4817 I posted this 4 days ago and no one else has this joke so just calm yourself and even if I did what's it to you we are just here for laughs
@josephalexander5613
@josephalexander5613 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a great ideal tho
@keepcalmbuddy1025
@keepcalmbuddy1025 5 жыл бұрын
What about the sun factor🤔
@TheAGcollector101
@TheAGcollector101 5 жыл бұрын
This is on of the first times i've seen comedy in a chair and I'm loving it.
@agonleed3841
@agonleed3841 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Cosby was awesome with it
@ivynjoki
@ivynjoki 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a sit-down comedy.
@mariusetternavn6214
@mariusetternavn6214 5 жыл бұрын
@@ivynjoki 😂
@leroyrandolph838
@leroyrandolph838 4 жыл бұрын
Lenny Bruce would sit on a stool sometimes.
@NickEn816
@NickEn816 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen Mooney do his whole set from the chair. Never moving.
@tokyotoky
@tokyotoky 5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for a new video from him, this man needs to do an hour long special or something!!
@willieanderson8570
@willieanderson8570 5 жыл бұрын
Listen to his albums
@juhwandavis9236
@juhwandavis9236 5 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious
@olivelime9493
@olivelime9493 5 жыл бұрын
I know right I was just thinking that, I wish he had a podcast as well
@AceDramaBeats
@AceDramaBeats 5 жыл бұрын
Totally, these clips got me weak 🤣
@zanemoore1808
@zanemoore1808 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6SudYGQhs2JjpI he did
@milliondollarshaft
@milliondollarshaft 2 жыл бұрын
You need poise, confidence and sheer talent to be able to sit down and tell jokes and keep the audience engaged. Everyone can't pull it off.
@chillandkeepchillin506
@chillandkeepchillin506 4 жыл бұрын
Ali Siddiq can always make me laugh! He is simply one of the best comedians in the industry and certainly is in my list of hilarious comedians. Thank you Mr. Siddiq for all your humor and all of your insight.
@rawuncut6890
@rawuncut6890 5 жыл бұрын
HEY NETFLIX!!🗣We're waiting........
@Resjek
@Resjek 5 жыл бұрын
He needs it RN
@Shesha626
@Shesha626 5 жыл бұрын
Ok! He has over 330,000 views already in just a day! That shows you how much we love listening to is comedy!
@naenae326
@naenae326 5 жыл бұрын
All these other crappy comedians I ain’t never heard before. He should’ve been on Netflix
@PurebreedFLA
@PurebreedFLA 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AriWoah
@AriWoah 5 жыл бұрын
I discovered Ali during the worst time of my life. Since then, everything has gotten better. Coincidence? I think not.
@camkraw893
@camkraw893 5 жыл бұрын
That's awesome comedy was able to help you out in a bad time of your life man, keep it climbing! 🏋️
@abdulfahad6081
@abdulfahad6081 4 жыл бұрын
god bless you
@malirabbit6228
@malirabbit6228 2 жыл бұрын
Live long and prosper, y’all.
@robert10197
@robert10197 5 жыл бұрын
i’m DONEEEEEEEE. THIS MAN HAD ME CRYIN AND WHEN I TELL YOU... CRINEEE and he didn’t have to be vulgar ONCE. a real comic this guy is.
@mnix5427
@mnix5427 4 жыл бұрын
@6:35 -> almost, 5 fucks 2 god damns 3 shits
@HighlyRegardted
@HighlyRegardted 4 жыл бұрын
Vulgarity and hilarity often go hand in hand like fat Scandinavian twins singing through the hills... and ain’t nothing wrong with that brother
@dominiquehunt2572
@dominiquehunt2572 3 жыл бұрын
Yo Tru facts yo real COMEDY
@kristopherstegavik3741
@kristopherstegavik3741 3 жыл бұрын
O thank god YOU Approve we were all SOOooOoo worried you werent gonna like it. Pheeewwww now this man can sleep at night thank you for appropriating and validating this mans profession. And where can we find your special Robert? Ooohhh yah YOU AREN’T A COMEDIAN! Just appreciate it and hit the like button throw up a comment n move on its people like you that leave the “reviews” but you aren’t a comedian or really even a critic your a nobody just like the rest of us. Your , OUR* opinion doesn’t matter. So i’d appreciate it if you didn’t close the door for people who may think other genres of comedy are funny and just appreciate it and move on. Your not a comedian just to reiterate one final time. And quite frankly no one cares what you are or whether you do it well. Btw this guy has a bit on jail and a guard he didnt get along with its true story and it definitely isn’t sunshine and rainbows, is he no longer a “ReALll CoMmEdIan” because he makes light of a horrible truth to a place he was once living? You are very arrogant i hope this has helped you understand this. Thanks!
@j.r09160
@j.r09160 5 жыл бұрын
2:13 😂 judging by the pain in his face ... that guy in the back in black was the friend in the fountain at one time : my opinion 🤦🏿‍♂️
@CognitiveChaosCreations
@CognitiveChaosCreations 3 жыл бұрын
Aaaand BINGO Was His Name-O...!
@ahmahlamedu1899
@ahmahlamedu1899 5 жыл бұрын
"Ted I know you voted for that wall, might want to ask them Mexicans something before they leave man".
@rmallen1985
@rmallen1985 5 жыл бұрын
I have watched this like 50 times and I still die laughing at the sound he makes when he falls off the roof!!! I'm laughing now just thinking about it! And that catapult part slays me the rest of the way out!!! I love this guy
@OldBuford
@OldBuford 5 жыл бұрын
oh ffs...i just fell of my roof last weekend cleaning the skylights and checking for leaks, he got the sound down PERFECT
@nrsimmons178
@nrsimmons178 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! You're okay, right?
@OldBuford
@OldBuford 5 жыл бұрын
@@nrsimmons178 luckily the distance from the eaves to the ground is less than 7ft so yeah just a few bruises, sadly that wasnt the first time ive fallen off so now i know to get as flat as possible when falling so the surface area slows you down before you free fall lol
@nrsimmons178
@nrsimmons178 5 жыл бұрын
@@OldBuford Good Lord, man! Glad you're okay, though! ♡
@LexDashP
@LexDashP 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched my friend's dad embarrass him before and also fall off of a roof ...these are all accurate .....he did forget the "ugh you son of a bitch/cocksucker" after the intially fall
@donaldpace9033
@donaldpace9033 5 жыл бұрын
whoa son
@bigkiddzuwop2949
@bigkiddzuwop2949 5 жыл бұрын
How you do "STAND UP" while sitting down?😂😂😂
@synonymousanonymous5073
@synonymousanonymous5073 5 жыл бұрын
BigKidd Zuwop hahahahahha
@Liv-yi4ny
@Liv-yi4ny 5 жыл бұрын
Ehhh don’t question it
@ashuosake2323
@ashuosake2323 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Mooney
@karlamkuhn760
@karlamkuhn760 5 жыл бұрын
Ha! I say stuff like that all the time! "I (sit) corrected." -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PSALMS 20:1, 6-8; ISAIAH 43; ISAIAH 38:15-20; JOHN 14:11-21
@hyperceptional
@hyperceptional 5 жыл бұрын
Like this
@cobress5325
@cobress5325 4 жыл бұрын
The first 20 seconds is captivating enough. He’s totally a story teller and meant for this 🤣.
@mrsetamayple
@mrsetamayple 3 жыл бұрын
Listen!!!!😹😹😹🔥 and he did not flinch
@SuperWizzle85
@SuperWizzle85 3 жыл бұрын
Ali the truth wish he had more work out
@lateblossom
@lateblossom 4 жыл бұрын
Just his demeanor has me dying. I've never seen a comedian speak so slowly, and be so funny.
@carsonwentz8301
@carsonwentz8301 5 жыл бұрын
that last joke is genius. prescription windshield. the primary reason I even wear glasses is for driving.
@ridewithjasonhorvath
@ridewithjasonhorvath 5 жыл бұрын
Am I in drive or reverse tho? Is that the heater or the radio? Everything inside the car is blurry!
@404Miiks
@404Miiks 5 жыл бұрын
Carson Wentz 😂😂😂😂
@gocpng4699
@gocpng4699 5 жыл бұрын
Um #Netflix... Start The Paperwork
@mordfustang1933
@mordfustang1933 4 жыл бұрын
Go CPNG please 🙏 just found this guy and already love his stand up 😂
@hailtothevic
@hailtothevic 5 жыл бұрын
I see Siddiq, I click
@9etherempressahyoka969
@9etherempressahyoka969 5 жыл бұрын
Yup me too
@callmegiggity5319
@callmegiggity5319 5 жыл бұрын
Preach
@rawuncut6890
@rawuncut6890 5 жыл бұрын
you're a simple man. I like you.
@poopyfartboi
@poopyfartboi 5 жыл бұрын
Cliq
@colep26
@colep26 5 жыл бұрын
am i only one that noticed the fact that he jus got a tattoo bc of the ointment on his wrist where the heart is
@Darkiie
@Darkiie 5 жыл бұрын
It's cling film (saran wrap).
@ivynjoki
@ivynjoki 5 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@simplymichee7916
@simplymichee7916 4 жыл бұрын
DaBoi I just saw your comment... I said the same thing wondering why his arm looked plastic.🤣
@Fractured676
@Fractured676 4 жыл бұрын
@@isadon Why do you think its a cover up?
@Falling2311
@Falling2311 4 жыл бұрын
nope, i was wondering what that was and then i saw it wasn't around his entire wrist. looks like he got a heart.
@5iftical
@5iftical 4 жыл бұрын
The look back while saying "I dont think I'm high enough to get over this wall" had me dying 🤣
@DJCertified_PDG
@DJCertified_PDG 5 жыл бұрын
One of my fave comedian. Great story teller who's naturally funny. Houston, TX stand up 🤟🏾🤟🏾
@atarahisraelsadventures6025
@atarahisraelsadventures6025 5 жыл бұрын
Htown made and raised
@tahimi3801
@tahimi3801 5 жыл бұрын
"this must be a nearsighted car!" I laughed hard af cuz I wear glasses (nearsighted) and I would totally do this shit if it were possible.
@12th.jahlil
@12th.jahlil Жыл бұрын
It IS possible, but as a first time customer itd be extremely expensive 😂😂😂
@morganellis2010
@morganellis2010 5 жыл бұрын
His act-out with the chair is PRICELESS. I would watch an Ali Siddiq special so goddamn fast!!
@jorawarsingh2595
@jorawarsingh2595 4 жыл бұрын
Do americans really go to church on a Sunday?
@A6Legit
@A6Legit 3 жыл бұрын
I bet the banter between him and his neighbors is hysterical
@ast9398
@ast9398 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is too underrated. I was howling at the catapult jokes
@bensinneruggamer
@bensinneruggamer 5 жыл бұрын
this aint gonna be good Mitchel
@Nutterbutter123
@Nutterbutter123 5 жыл бұрын
Mitchel... DIS AINT GON BE GOOD
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@JM-ll6hd
@JM-ll6hd 5 жыл бұрын
"I was gonna take a sip of his blood"
@jessicaturner7196
@jessicaturner7196 5 жыл бұрын
DEAD🤣
@Victor-fp2hn
@Victor-fp2hn 5 жыл бұрын
Sana Bensinner 😂😂😂 that was a funny one
@ladonnawilson469
@ladonnawilson469 5 жыл бұрын
If I ever meet him, I'm gonna want to say Mexican Got on Boots 😂😂😂 He probably is tired of that.
@404Miiks
@404Miiks 5 жыл бұрын
Ladonna Wilson He might be, but that's his fault for telling the story!
@Qatar975
@Qatar975 5 жыл бұрын
Ladonna Wilson I did when I met him lmao
@adriennetisme
@adriennetisme 5 жыл бұрын
He's a good guy, and so hysterical!!!
@motherhorsefucker
@motherhorsefucker 5 жыл бұрын
I bet he's not, prolly be syched that someone knows who he is and has his joke memorized
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michellegreen2994
@michellegreen2994 5 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this so fast bc Mexican got on boots😁
@marinearenaswimmingpools5320
@marinearenaswimmingpools5320 5 жыл бұрын
They took off their boots already
@callinglast
@callinglast 5 жыл бұрын
K
@holymsophy
@holymsophy 5 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever! 😂😂😂😂 Mexican got on boots!
@vinny5638
@vinny5638 5 жыл бұрын
honestly the best episode of that entire series hands down
@JhaMyL973
@JhaMyL973 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@-Secret
@-Secret 5 жыл бұрын
"Put your perscriptions in your windshield" Thats the most stupid sounding genius idea i have ever heard. He needs to get that idea patterned XD
@kharilane1340
@kharilane1340 4 жыл бұрын
You should get your use of the word patterned patented!!!lol
@cuac5869
@cuac5869 4 жыл бұрын
Patented * lol
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 4 жыл бұрын
"This must be a nearsighted car".
@pha-qall6435
@pha-qall6435 3 жыл бұрын
Mr magoo did this shyt
@tundeoyerinde
@tundeoyerinde 3 жыл бұрын
The way he starts his clips are always hilarious, he acts like he is totally confused and smart at the same time. 👏
@Nescnobody
@Nescnobody 5 жыл бұрын
That windshield idea is so dope 😂😂😂
@Imlostxfindme
@Imlostxfindme 4 жыл бұрын
Until you need someone to move your car lmao
@Emrader00
@Emrader00 5 жыл бұрын
This man is so funny and it seems to just come natural to him. I want to see him live!
@vadaski5038
@vadaski5038 5 жыл бұрын
Drop the snap
@adriennetisme
@adriennetisme 5 жыл бұрын
I saw him last year, so damn funny!!!
@KitsuneGod28
@KitsuneGod28 5 жыл бұрын
Me too I pay 45$ to see him live
@notafuckinpplperson8233
@notafuckinpplperson8233 5 жыл бұрын
u just want the BBC
@charlenejefferson5905
@charlenejefferson5905 5 жыл бұрын
I am tomorrow in Connecticut
@TheBeanieboy11
@TheBeanieboy11 5 жыл бұрын
2:13 dude nodding like "yeah, I do get drunk and leave my friends places"
@donaldwilson3579
@donaldwilson3579 5 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me laugh more than any other comedian right now, including the heavy hitters. He deserves millions
@jemalrankin5494
@jemalrankin5494 Жыл бұрын
I had Dave chappelle for almost 20 years as my number one comedian and as hard as it was for him to be dethroned , I had to ! I made sure I watched just about everything Ali did before I made my decision .
@PWood-gh5cq
@PWood-gh5cq 2 жыл бұрын
The guy is one of the most natural comedians out there
@0hMyGandhi
@0hMyGandhi 5 жыл бұрын
absolutely hysterical. He's a great storyteller and his comedic timing is perfect.
@ShadOMyGod
@ShadOMyGod 5 жыл бұрын
“Ted ass is off the roof again!”
@v.e2035
@v.e2035 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of the "sit down" comedy, a true fan of Ali's story telling
@jinxgirl5
@jinxgirl5 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god XD I was on the fence with that last joke, until he said "ain't nobody can steal your car". I was stunned for half a moment, then I was like "GENUIS! HE'S SO RIGHT!" Cause I've let people look through my glasses before, and unless the thief if my kind of nearsighted there's no way they're seeing crap through that windshield XD
@cold_static
@cold_static 5 жыл бұрын
"Prescription windshields" is the most shower thought I ever heard.
@r3stless508
@r3stless508 5 жыл бұрын
Only this professional can give us a good show SITTING TF DOWN. Yeah he stands up, but he sits right back down and just relaxes with the audience. 👏🏼👌
@Stiq_912
@Stiq_912 5 жыл бұрын
Ali NEEDS THAT NETFLIX SPECIAL‼️‼️
@devinwilkerson5504
@devinwilkerson5504 5 жыл бұрын
"And two million of those views are mine!" That part killed me.
@cherellerodriguez2946
@cherellerodriguez2946 2 жыл бұрын
Ali voice, his style, his charisma is everything 🥰
@51TGM71
@51TGM71 4 жыл бұрын
So glad I found out about Ali, a great comedian with a tragic history. Im sure the future of stand up will be bright for this man!
@daviaellis2217
@daviaellis2217 5 жыл бұрын
Prescription windshield is GENIUS! 😂😂😂
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 5 жыл бұрын
Totally! I would Never need to be concerned with wherever the fuck I last left my glasses.
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 4 жыл бұрын
I personally really, really like this idea! 🤔
@tacotacotington3638
@tacotacotington3638 5 жыл бұрын
Ali always gets a Real laugh from me. Ive seen every stand up special from any comedian. Stand up is all I watch. He is one of the best story tellers there is, hands down the best timing. 👌 Give Ali An Hour Special.
@jamesbaxter5081
@jamesbaxter5081 5 жыл бұрын
White guys falling off there roofs, 🤣🤣🤣 thats sooo true ! All my friends have fallen some more than twice🤣
@kellyharris8976
@kellyharris8976 2 жыл бұрын
Just getting back into watching comedy and discovered Ali. He is a genius and now I shall binge everything I can on him.
@SyntaxScout
@SyntaxScout 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites,what an amazing person and comedian he is.
@stoneiousprime
@stoneiousprime 5 жыл бұрын
Ted should have asked the Mexican what kind of boots he wears
@nrsimmons178
@nrsimmons178 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed waaaay too hard at this!
@nvafaded
@nvafaded 5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get prescription windows on my car so no one steals it.
@bigtonythabagmanrobinson3753
@bigtonythabagmanrobinson3753 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👓
@KeyHeir
@KeyHeir 5 жыл бұрын
Great comic. The real ones don't get all the movie deals. This guy been putting in work
@thinblacknoodles
@thinblacknoodles 5 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@michaelDB10
@michaelDB10 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 hes quickly becoming one of my favorites
@brandim.9347
@brandim.9347 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I love Ali. He just talks & it’s funny af. Great story teller. True comedian
@ashaaden978
@ashaaden978 5 жыл бұрын
You’re the king of comedy because I haven’t been watching comedy for a while I started watching you and I’m hooked on your drugs keep going clean
@HOA_Bossman
@HOA_Bossman 5 жыл бұрын
I love this dude, he’s so funny and down to earth
@amandas.6500
@amandas.6500 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched it again, more than 12 hrs later, nearly cried with laughter! Thank you sir, I'm now a fan!
@propman3523
@propman3523 3 ай бұрын
That's what makes great comedy great; there's always a gem of truth and wisdom at the core.
@kahea2018
@kahea2018 Жыл бұрын
I love his style of comedy. He just talks so chill and you don't expect it to be funny, then all of a sudden you get hit with this unexpected punchline. 😂
@salarkhan8067
@salarkhan8067 5 жыл бұрын
that windshield idea is brilliant
@WhyHide30
@WhyHide30 5 жыл бұрын
His delivery is everything 💯🤯🤯
@Bronilli
@Bronilli 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is the best storyteller I’ve heard in my life 😂
@LiveLovely9
@LiveLovely9 3 жыл бұрын
Brother you are hilarious!!!!! Thank you for the funny!!!! Stay well!!!
@ブラクマト
@ブラクマト 5 жыл бұрын
Ted ass is off da roof again I cried laughing
@loycestephen1211
@loycestephen1211 5 жыл бұрын
Notice his new tattoo on his arm
@KSRCHOPPA
@KSRCHOPPA 5 жыл бұрын
Loyce Stephen lmfao😂😂😂😂😂
@ivynjoki
@ivynjoki 5 жыл бұрын
I been scrolling the comments looking for someone who noticed it too.
@aka1mite
@aka1mite 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why his forearm so shiny
@xaccanmusa5602
@xaccanmusa5602 5 жыл бұрын
thought he was a muslim? lol
@laykantheealien5722
@laykantheealien5722 5 жыл бұрын
@@xaccanmusa5602 why wouldn't he be?
@MrVolatileFortune
@MrVolatileFortune 5 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is as he was telling the story of them falling of the roof, the name that came to my head was Ted!! LMAO im DYING!!
@oreo507
@oreo507 5 жыл бұрын
He's such a great comedian.
@hudsonvalleystrongdads3090
@hudsonvalleystrongdads3090 3 жыл бұрын
He’s def in my top 5 personally... HILARIOUS 😂😂
@ClimateAdam
@ClimateAdam 5 жыл бұрын
As a brit, I have no idea why Americans are into our accents when you have accents like Ali's on your shores. Could listen to his voice all day.
@AshleyJois
@AshleyJois 5 жыл бұрын
NETFLIX GIVE THIS MAN A SPECIAL!!!!!
@ziyinglim4917
@ziyinglim4917 5 жыл бұрын
I love how chill he is, and I love the content of his comedy. ♡
@malcolm3099
@malcolm3099 5 жыл бұрын
His dad moan at 4:08 is so damn accurate it gave me flashbacks to my own dad tryna get out of moving furniture around when I was a kid.
@siennammp4492
@siennammp4492 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he sayin ‘ Mexico’!!!! 🤣👏🏽
@akwaabab8504
@akwaabab8504 4 жыл бұрын
He's on to something about the prescription in the windshield! As usual, my people invent everything!
@woopwoop60
@woopwoop60 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. All you blacks invent everything.
@woopwoop60
@woopwoop60 4 жыл бұрын
@Ajmal Ali life is like a box of chocolates. Don't let someone steal your chocolates.
@woopwoop60
@woopwoop60 4 жыл бұрын
@Ajmal Ali cry kiddo
@brayannajera4984
@brayannajera4984 5 жыл бұрын
He needs to get a special, this man is hilarious 😂
@reaperredni9e605
@reaperredni9e605 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually a great idea, prescription windshield
@VINZBROWN
@VINZBROWN 5 жыл бұрын
Gooood shit, rt here. His act feels fresh. I love the chair, and him using everything as props. Plus his deliveries are nicccce.
@mrs.camilliajones3560
@mrs.camilliajones3560 5 жыл бұрын
I love this man!! He is hilarious 😂 I have watched anything and EVERYTHING I could find with him on KZbin over and over again!! I pray that he comes to Stand Up Live here in Huntsville Alabama!! My husband would KNOW that we will be in that thang!! I’d be the first person to purchase tickets I SWEAR!! I can’t wait for him to get to the level he is oh so deserving of!!!!
@reubengangte1350
@reubengangte1350 5 жыл бұрын
My man be doing stand up while sitting😄
@NeedITDeathHeated
@NeedITDeathHeated 5 жыл бұрын
So glad this guy's getting exposure, he has solid material. Great bit.
@crlrckmn5659
@crlrckmn5659 5 жыл бұрын
“If you’re being cyber bullied just close your eyes”
@klebeau4
@klebeau4 5 жыл бұрын
Bro im FUCKINNNN.. WAAAAAIIITING NETFLIX! gimme the dam special tic.....fkn toc im waiting, no more clips! 😂😂 Ali that's my guy
@imboofingit8684
@imboofingit8684 4 жыл бұрын
This is an absolutely GOLDEN comedy set
@racheltaylor4226
@racheltaylor4226 2 жыл бұрын
I fell in love with his comedy at first sight.
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