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@standup4 жыл бұрын
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@dougweber77874 жыл бұрын
4. Hrs z3 Hrs z
@kirstenatkins30684 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Ralphie May
@brodie2005thegamer3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie needs to lose fucking weight!
@tiptoetim73193 жыл бұрын
@@brodie2005thegamer P
@brodie2005thegamer3 жыл бұрын
@@tiptoetim7319 Ralphie dies, he automatically reaches the point where it's time for him to lose weight.
@chrischickering19596 жыл бұрын
"If you're gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" RIP Ralphie May
@lucasvoltaire83645 жыл бұрын
That line was life changing
@kingbonz3805 жыл бұрын
One more for 666
@phanatic2155 жыл бұрын
That's a dope ass line
@KlLLERROBOT995 жыл бұрын
When I leave this earth, the first thing I’m asking is “Hey is Ralphie May up here or down there?” and if the answer Is “Down there...” my first request will be “Where is the ticket exchange line?”
@southpawdj5 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong of me to reply with an Amen? If so, I still think I'm saying it correctly.
@Foo3thoo5 жыл бұрын
So his son's name is August May? That shit right there is comedy gold. RIP Ralphie
@brandonmaddox48625 жыл бұрын
His daughters name is April June May
@the_BattleGoose4 жыл бұрын
Try to forget that, bet you cant.
@MegazoneMusic234 жыл бұрын
His Daughters name is APRIL! APRIL JUNE MAY - "Thats right, Dont forget it" - Ralphie May.
@autonomous81084 жыл бұрын
I was just bout to say itd be funny if he had a daughter named April but it looks like Ralphie beat me to it haha
@anthonycoca22024 жыл бұрын
Armada1715 That passed right by me. Lol
@NorthernChev3 жыл бұрын
My boy actually got the electron theory correct. ...wow.
@gavinschulte30173 жыл бұрын
Oh yall kicked it back in the day? "My boy" 🤣
@wilc.20953 жыл бұрын
Stoners and trippers are usually intelligent. That’s why they have the best trips and think of the most amazing and puzzling questions when high. It’s the ambition to apply that to something constructive that the majority of them lack. 😂 Exhibit A is the guy leaving this reply. 🤦🏻♂️
@allzfyne3 жыл бұрын
He’s not your boy
@Tattootin3 жыл бұрын
@@allzfyne might be yours?
@barrackobama54703 жыл бұрын
@@wilc.2095 "reports comment because it's about me"
@savanna774 жыл бұрын
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead.” - Ralphie May (1972-2017)
@djones37003 жыл бұрын
Yes this quote is truly underrated
@davidbarton18062 жыл бұрын
The thing is you never do! You just dig yourself deeper
@priagrace7242 жыл бұрын
My new mantra
@jonathancortez30038 жыл бұрын
"if you're gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead." fucking greatest quote I've heard in this day and age so far. i fucking love ralphie may
@jamieangel37667 жыл бұрын
This the first time I seen him and I loved it, his accent is great and the way he tells the story
@jerryisawesome39416 жыл бұрын
you need to watch politically correct by ralphie may. that shit is too fucking funny
@Carolinas_SweetTea6 жыл бұрын
I love ralphie may too! he is so hilarious
@TheMightyRip6 жыл бұрын
I've heard Joey Diaz say often "If you're walking on thin ice might as well dance" I believe it was
@thomasmonahan93166 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace ralphie may. You are a class act. You proved you can be funny with out being mean and vulgar to make yourself feel important
@ILikeCHEEZ94 жыл бұрын
I hate when the comedian is actually using jokes that are too smart for the audience to comprehend and you get the silence after a golden line
@salzshakes48954 жыл бұрын
"back when I was a troglodyte"
@tylerandleahcanadian38884 жыл бұрын
Only minds as intellectual as you can watch Rick and Morty and truly understand
@hello-ps5uj4 жыл бұрын
You sir are truly an intellectual
@tylerandleahcanadian38884 жыл бұрын
@@hello-ps5uj you the mvp bruh thanks for the support
@skudzer19854 жыл бұрын
yes yes we're all aware of string theory, calm your tits.
@fullytorqued40974 жыл бұрын
his voice makes me want some fried chicken with lemonade
@unoriented_x49573 жыл бұрын
I'm all about the sweet tea!
@frankthetank17793 жыл бұрын
Fried chicken & biscuits lemon Meringue pie an chocolate milk.
@aldousorwell38073 жыл бұрын
His breathing makes me want to skip the fried chicken and sugar water, and have my heart valves checked for cholesterol blockages.
@blakeharris89863 жыл бұрын
Chocolate chip cookies lemonade, then Fried chicken
@cesarpompa10453 жыл бұрын
Listen to the breathing makes me want to stuff my face with food 😂😂😂 I love ralphie !!!!
@firefighter3435 ай бұрын
"I matrix'd nuts"=🏆 😂😂😂 Beating sweat, standing through his entire performance, and quite possibly in the worst health of his life and EVEN STILL, everything that came out of his mouth was PURE COMEDIC GOLD. Totally dedicated to his work and always set on making people laugh until their stomachs couldn't take the pain anymore. I miss this guy SO MUCH MAN. And you know what? He was the best. 😢
@apex_preyАй бұрын
Beading*
@LegoLikeDaBlocks246 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to a fucking legend.
@keepitreal24056 жыл бұрын
Azazel wtf are you talking about he didn't die
@LegoLikeDaBlocks246 жыл бұрын
he died on october 6th . cardiac arrest
@L.K.S.R.6 жыл бұрын
KEEPIT REAL dude passed away 2 weeks ago...
@Robertmalagon6 жыл бұрын
He had kids too :(
@zachduran3146 жыл бұрын
Azazel ripped lol
@cjbthestud4 жыл бұрын
Still can’t believe we’ll never get something new from this guy.
@grimyboyp35494 жыл бұрын
💯
@BenTIStudios4 жыл бұрын
His wife is releasing one of of his unreleased taped specials in 2020 , I believe. She has one of her own coming out soon too.
@anthonybrink2874 жыл бұрын
Trending InterActive Studios sweet! Support his family while getting something new !
@grumpycat64294 жыл бұрын
cj bryant yaint getting nothing from coby anymore either
@meh.75394 жыл бұрын
Life's a bitch that way. For some reason the good ones always leave us too soon.
@gimmi3thatmon3ybich154 жыл бұрын
Whenever I drive through Tennessee I always stop by to visit Clarksville, AR where he is buried. I was a fan. He is gone but thankfully not forgotten.
@berserkingbear33933 жыл бұрын
Hmm I live in tennesee I'll have to go there
@Yurple883 жыл бұрын
@@berserkingbear3393 He is buried in arkansas..not TN..Obviously dood aint never been to his gravesite. What a shame
@berserkingbear33933 жыл бұрын
@@Yurple88 "WhAt A sHaMe" I never said anything about it being in Tennessee the fact of me living in Tennessee has nothing to do with the gravesite besides it's still pretty close you should fucking read and learn your place
@berserkingbear33933 жыл бұрын
@@Yurple88 obviously dood ain't ever read much what a shame
@Yurple883 жыл бұрын
@@berserkingbear3393 I was talking to op, thats why i said Dood obiviously aint been to his gravesite. Did you claim to go to his gravesite??? You and op are as smart a fucking 2x4 Go back to huffing paint or some shit.
@randallshelton1630 Жыл бұрын
The comedic world has lost a lot of amazing people over the years but Ralphie is the most underrated of them all, he was a beast!
@B-K5771 Жыл бұрын
Morbidly a beast
@henrytims474511 ай бұрын
@@B-K5771 that’s really funny but so wrong.
@redvalens88619 ай бұрын
@@B-K5771ha!
@goodfella53028 ай бұрын
RIP he was a great dude
@tylershumaker42428 жыл бұрын
Listen to the audience when he pauses... dead silence. theyre captivated. theyre hanging on every word. Ralphie has them in a fucking trance. what an incredible fucking talent. Gotta love Ralphie fucking May.
@lokimask27 жыл бұрын
Tyler Shumaker i think public is dead cause they didn't genuinly laugh
@BrickedUpp6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Shumaker no it just wasn't funny
@ainzoolgown34472 жыл бұрын
@@BrickedUpp because you couldn't comprehend it
@clicheguevara52822 жыл бұрын
Ralphie liked those silences. His pauses were intentional. I heard him talk about it in a comedy masterclass.
@sjs9284 жыл бұрын
" ....whats worse is 300 gay men on ecstasy NOT hit on you..." ... HAAAAA !! I about fell outta my chair.
@Cannabis1124 жыл бұрын
Well ,usually the first sign a person might be stupid is their inability to spell, even words that a 1st grade can spell. Does that apply to anyone you know?
@frydsaman68574 жыл бұрын
@@Cannabis112 ........
@Cannabis1124 жыл бұрын
@@frydsaman6857 sorry, I missed that.
@rjc72894 жыл бұрын
That was the best line of the whole bit! Ralphie is sorely missed!
@seband874 жыл бұрын
@@Cannabis112 1st grader* :-p
@BigMoney232234 жыл бұрын
One of my life's regrets is not seeing ralphie perform live. 😢
@AB-gz9yb4 жыл бұрын
ROUSH4203 ditto
@MeryL07074 жыл бұрын
He was so very funny. It was great to see him live.
@natedawg38554 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@choklatecheeseburger4 жыл бұрын
I had tickets for his tour. I was two shows away when he passed.
@Dragonballzdeep14554 жыл бұрын
Saw him in San Francisco a number of times, freaking HILARIOUS. Last show included this bit. It was funny he came out high as hell but somehow managed to finish the show.
@rain_man39813 жыл бұрын
"That open bar ain't gonna drink itself baby "
@1218Draco3 жыл бұрын
There’s more to that joke than you know. Filthy Animals features him telling more of the story kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5fTeIehed18o8U
@vr62946 жыл бұрын
Rip ralphie we lost one of the good ones.
@BrandonDubsComedy6 жыл бұрын
V R I saw him live in Lexington in August before he passed awesome guy
@supsoul72356 жыл бұрын
we lost one of the big ones
@subliminalenterprise40625 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I just said put loud and I scroll down to see this comment..a year later and still very true SMH RIP Legend
@JahRandom5 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonDubsComedy Really!?! You saw him _before_ he passed!!? Luckkkkky, I'm jealous...I didn't get to see him live until after he died.... :(
@zahhari31705 жыл бұрын
We didn't lose anyone. He killed himself with his life choices.
@droach31515 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "bonafide Japanesy Japaneses" R.I.P Ralphie.
@keepersoftheway44374 жыл бұрын
Haha
@louisxiiii4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and then "...some white guys squinting." Priceless!
@jordanlewis49833 жыл бұрын
“You hold that with you. That could save your life one day son” 😂😂😂
@dtaylorondabeat4 жыл бұрын
“Turns out I was just tweaking my nipple and holding my junk in the corner dancing to Kesha” THAT WAS PURE GOLD RIGHT THERE
@WorldsWorstBoy6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P big guy
@uriah95596 жыл бұрын
crackin' em up in heaven
@Dumplinlover6 жыл бұрын
Ralphie may died?!
@MrsTrafford6 жыл бұрын
This popped up in my feed and I immediately got sad. RIP The good ones go to make room for lesser men.
@rockythomas6 жыл бұрын
i found out about the same time. fucking sad man
@zombiehalo95886 жыл бұрын
Awww man I hope he's making a lot of people laugh up there
@jonathanmcculley37288 жыл бұрын
"Are we gonna take these drugs?" "Fuck yes!" I'm dying.
@johnbee45573 жыл бұрын
“every man who speaks like me, they think we hate them, couldn’t be further than the truth” 🔥 facts 💯
@alansmith78334 жыл бұрын
"If your gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" love that!!
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph4 жыл бұрын
Right! Soo good!
@themirrorsofmymind6 жыл бұрын
*_"Cause, for a black man lookin' just like Cher, wasn't quite gay enough..."_* R.I.P. Ralphie May.
@seanm75395 жыл бұрын
themirrorsofmymind RIP RALPHIE
@spookertin5 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like it but it says 420
@farristravels69654 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FirearmsGunGear4 жыл бұрын
Read this just as he said it
@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine49044 жыл бұрын
slash46xx same here.
@amadeuis15 жыл бұрын
You taught us Gays not to stereotype someone with your accent. I miss you, I wish I could have hugged you and said THANK YOU when you performed in SF. RIP my friend.
@jsudlow124 жыл бұрын
*hugs from the after life via ralphie*
@darthbane26694 жыл бұрын
@@jsudlow12 Likely in Hell unfortunately. I hope not.
@tylerperkinson16774 жыл бұрын
@jojofromtx eh, he's probably just someone that lives by movies and whatever else he's fed. Considering how the South votes, and how anti-gay plenty of people I've met and know are, I almost can't blame him. I feel sorry for gay people throughout most of the South.
@tylerperkinson16774 жыл бұрын
@@allandunn6121 its a mineral. Duh.
@sethralavode79484 жыл бұрын
Way to fight the stereotypes by stereotyping someone 🤦♀️
@praxis61723 жыл бұрын
Hearing him just trying to breathe was a little depressing. RIP
@EbolaSquirrel3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be homophobic; no need." -Ralphie May
@homopopsie66223 жыл бұрын
RIP
@LateEarlyBird3 жыл бұрын
So sweet.
@johnstover45843 жыл бұрын
Same for don't hate straight people we where born this way too.
@Gibbypastrami3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstover4584 yes, saying that being gay isn't a choice also implies being straight isn't either Nobody sane hates straight people for being straight, they hate straight people for thinking that when they talk about being gay it's an invitation for "being straight is okay too!" When nobody said it wasn't... -_- Coming from a straight male
@jaefrmbk2k3 жыл бұрын
🎯👍🏽💪🏾 sincerely, another straight male
@hangtimedangjang5 жыл бұрын
Man, it's rough to hear him huffin'/puffin' like that. He's so uncomfortable up there. R.I.P. big homie.
@jhvibes34715 жыл бұрын
dude fuckin look at him, that's why he's huffin and puffin.
@russianinc15 жыл бұрын
Wonder why..
@wolfmatic3995 жыл бұрын
@@russianinc1 he was surprisingly healthy.
@vperkv65545 жыл бұрын
@@wolfmatic399 not really. His 5th chin was telling his 8th chin to stop being a pussy and birth tht 9th chin.
@seanspartan20235 жыл бұрын
@@wolfmatic399 How so? Obesity killed him shortly after
@tsonny11045 жыл бұрын
I really feel for Ralphie's son. At least he has all of these videos took look back on and remember his father. Great comedian, even better father. RIP Ralphie
@enicolasy4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgardner2193 I see your point, but I think the wedding story is what is known as a 'bit', as opoosed to an autobiography
@krabbcake83714 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgardner2193 Yeah I'm sure his son is a serial killer now, cuz that's how it works. I'm pretty sure his son didn't give a shit and neither should you.
@kathryncastanares5254 жыл бұрын
@@krabbcake8371 thats not the point, or problem. Its the fact of them all being on ecstasy, including his father and how crazy the party can get. If a parent wants to let their child see other naked men and bring them around gay men etc. Thats their choice and i don't see anything wrong with parents making their own choices in how they raise their children. Unless it could harm the child or put them at risk of any harm, thats when it becomes neglectful and irresponsible parenting. I make wigs and put in extensions for draq queens on the side and have been to plenty of their parties when i would do each of the hair ext. (Sort of like a botox party but instead of middle aged housewives pitching in for a discount botox, it was a range of ages of wild drag queens.lol) even those were events children shouldnt attend. They get into a zone of absolute wild fun and if you add drugs or alcohol to the mix, there is no one who is thinking about being careful around a child. Think of it as a gay version of a mosh pit once they get going.lol
@krabbcake83714 жыл бұрын
@@kathryncastanares525 I've been to plenty of gay weddings without rampant drug use or situations where children would be in any more danger than straight weddings. While I don't condone parents using drugs while caring for a child, I assume the mother was there and keeping things together.
@kathryncastanares5254 жыл бұрын
@@krabbcake8371 im sure you have. I never said it was all gay parties. I was using my own experience as an example as to what the possible issues with this specific issue. Outside of drag nights and extension parties. Ive been invited to and attended many other parties where they dont even drink which 90% of the time they were classy and calm parties.
@smokeability48993 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled upon Ralphie about an hour ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. Sad to hear he passed away, I had already made it a priority or mine to see him live. Damn man I hope his wife and kids are okay
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990 Жыл бұрын
Same, man
@drumset791611 ай бұрын
I started writing this comment 18 seconds ago and i've been writing it ever since.
@toddstein54079 ай бұрын
I also hope the family is OK
@tinafansavga Жыл бұрын
This comedy was straight up laughing the whole time.I love how he talked about how fabulous Gay weddings are because A lot of them are.And the music is usually spot on. I applaud this stand up comedian for making us laugh and entertaining us on truth.
@Lostxfame4 жыл бұрын
This is how my gay weddings going to be and you're all invited.
@duckhorse59144 жыл бұрын
that's gay man wtf
@Lostxfame4 жыл бұрын
@@duckhorse5914 not nearly gay enough though.
@Hondadctrider4 жыл бұрын
Only if Diego is in charge.
@halfvolley113 жыл бұрын
get rehabilitated.
@williamsanders4683 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I’m not coming, don’t want it on my face
@annakate77678 жыл бұрын
He seems like he would be an awesome friend to have
@GrantPatN7 жыл бұрын
You're probably right
@darkhorse35577 жыл бұрын
Katie! At The Disco Yea I agree. I really wish he would take better care of himself. We lost a very good comedian John Pinatte of heart disease.RIP John Pinatte.
@scatsquatchx66956 жыл бұрын
He actually passed a few days ago
@randomhiphop50556 жыл бұрын
Pierce Nagel this comment was actually over a year ago, you special person, you.
@TheSeeohhdee6 жыл бұрын
comedians are pretty clique-y, and ive never heard one say a negative thing about this guy. apparently he was just the most loved dude in the room, any room he was in.
@ryedergrenier35614 жыл бұрын
"These are gay drugs, this is the best kind they make!"
@jv-lk7bc2 жыл бұрын
legend
@deloreanman144 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this and thinking how bad he looked. I felt so sorry for him and really hoped he would pull it together but sadly it wasn't meant to be. At least you left us on a high note, Ralphie. Thanks for all the laughs.
@jaredalbert54834 ай бұрын
yup, i discovered this guy like a year ago, and just saw this, amazing talent and jokes but he was clearly strugling, could barely stand and breathe. His legacy in comedy remains, i rlly hope his family is ok, this was a great comedian.
@Jojo_TX6 жыл бұрын
RIP Ralphie.. You'll be missed by millions
@rk800conner85 жыл бұрын
Nigga he ain't dead
@frosty58385 жыл бұрын
RK800 CONNER he is dumbass cardiac arrest
@bekaanderson51225 жыл бұрын
@@rk800conner8 Been dead since Oct 6, 2017. In this video you can hear how bad his breathing had become. Still one of the best, truly missed!
@billbosagginz7405 жыл бұрын
He IS missed by millions
@pdg61met5 жыл бұрын
He was fearless in his content, his courage to perform regardless of his health issues. He was a comic who loved his craft and nothing would stop him from sharing with all of us. Truly missed.
@cassiebrighter32292 жыл бұрын
You spelled "homophobic, transphobic and racist" wrong.
@pdg61met2 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 How are your buddies at Antifa doing?
@talkingben42772 жыл бұрын
It’s an oner to be ralphie may 69 like
@stephengrigg59882 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 what are you talking about?
@sauravVocals2 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 you mistook youtube for Twitter
@travistaylor61104 жыл бұрын
One of the best of all time. It's been so long and my heart still breaks that we lost him so early. Despite all the contradictory topics he discussed in his routines, he was a great person and the fact that we lost him just goes to show that the good people never last in this world. RIP Ralphie. My kids will know who you were.
@hmauro842 жыл бұрын
Such a great comedian, the way he tells a story and all the fillers in between with like a moral of the story in the end. Just perfect
@JDM89HONDACRXSi4 жыл бұрын
I had the privilege of being able to meet him twice as well as be followed by him on Twitter. He was one of the funniest people I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Rest Easy Ralphie.
@ryanjofre4 жыл бұрын
JDM89HONDACRXSi Gaming Amen my brother
@NonbinaryBrother4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah brother I drive a 1991 civic si small world
@genaromarquez48512 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@SteveSmith-ty8ko2 жыл бұрын
@@genaromarquez4851 about me* finished your sentence for you:)
@shypenguin97665 жыл бұрын
"Son, you and I have pp's, *that* is a dick." RIP Ralphie May, legends never die.
@billzthagreat6673 Жыл бұрын
Yeah sooooooooo funny best line ever.....
@Aeimos Жыл бұрын
They were predators exposing themselves to children this whole time.
@aspectlevi1010 Жыл бұрын
😂
@craterglass Жыл бұрын
Transmessmites
@TCallier Жыл бұрын
Basic.
@mikehunt74133 жыл бұрын
The greatest story teller of all time BY FAR, R.I.P Ralphie. The night you used me in one of your jokes in Providence I will remember forever. One Love big man
@timothybrown57917 ай бұрын
I wish we still had him. He will always have a seat at my gay table. You will be missed and Never forgotten.
@scar3fr3ak4 жыл бұрын
It kinda feels like he knew he was about to leave us. R.I.P., Ralphie
@andrewrobinson81994 жыл бұрын
He had pneumonic problems a couple of times once almost killing him I think once he had pneumonia for over a week he knew
@bmxriderforlife12344 жыл бұрын
@@andrewrobinson8199 he had at least one incident where he was hospitalized for nine days before the time he died.
@andrewrobinson81994 жыл бұрын
@@bmxriderforlife1234 yup, he knew
@TheCookieArt4 жыл бұрын
He planned a farewell show but never got to do it
@goose3001833 жыл бұрын
He looked to be having some breathing difficulties during this, and was sweating a lot. More than he usually did. Might have had some kind of chest infection active even then.
@OmegaRiley4 жыл бұрын
Ralphie was just one of those guys that always reminded me whoever you are, and whatever you don you can always have peoples best intests in your heart. He didn't care about being politically correct, he didn't need to. He knew he loved people and that was good enough. Rest in peace Ralphie. You will be missed.
@conkpit4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'm suspicious of any comedians who are politically correct.
@taino204 жыл бұрын
He made fun of everyone: White, Black, Latino, Gay, etc., but no one got really upset, because he did it truthfully and respectfully. RIP Ralphie and thank you for making us smile.
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Love people for who they are, forget the rest. Nobody's past redemption.
@minuscaseus6 ай бұрын
@@taino20he never punched down. None of his jokes were ever mean spirited.
@tvlife197 ай бұрын
This set made me laugh, sigh in awe, and cry. RIP Ralphie May.
@audibjornsson61072 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget when he went to make our soldiers in the middle east laugh. Bless his heart RIP funny man
@bjusticeforever4 жыл бұрын
One funny dude. Listening to him gasp for air between sentences broke my heart, RIP.
@bweags41944 жыл бұрын
You can hear Chris D’elia’s laugh several times in this lol. 2:55 7:40
@PRICEX4 жыл бұрын
oh shit good ear
@davidgonzales40964 жыл бұрын
That's some dog hearing there
@rayakoth4 жыл бұрын
you mean the high pitched laughter? lol
@davidrichter91644 жыл бұрын
So?
@sgmfrosty13898 ай бұрын
“You dance with the devil, you mine as well lead.” Is prolly the greatest line in a set ive ever heard rip to legend long been a fan
@spacerocket69153 жыл бұрын
This man was so talented. Had me rolling. True comedy has no limits and he knew how to use them for comedic purposes. RIP Ralphie
@intwotheweakly6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs, Ralphie. RIP
@Largepro215 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@jayrobertson80087 жыл бұрын
"that can save your life someday son" 😂😂😂😂 "ladies....one your gina lips falls out"...this guy is still killing it 🙌 Ralphie May
@dreamsquare123 Жыл бұрын
The sincerity in his ending was just beautiful.
@jeremypetro10843 жыл бұрын
I am truly blessed to have seen him in concert 5 times and i laughed my balls off!!! Nothing but love and respect from Brookfield Connecticut!!!
@stvbrsn4 жыл бұрын
The very end of this story is like a brick in the face. Nicely done. RIP Ralphie
@HowieFeltersnatch14 жыл бұрын
Who else is still watching in 2019?
@modus_operandi25084 жыл бұрын
Your vagina
@amandadyson85584 жыл бұрын
August 2019
@JustMe-xv8fx4 жыл бұрын
Me
@JustMe-xv8fx4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why someone put the month as their answer........who cares lol
@amandadyson85584 жыл бұрын
@@JustMe-xv8fx because I wanted to
@Nunya_Bidnez Жыл бұрын
Ralphie was an amazing dude. If you know anything about his real life you will agree. He was a kind soul and I miss him so much.
@RonToothaker-kz2ej8 ай бұрын
RIP to a legend 🙌🏼
@Cerics5 жыл бұрын
His heart was pumping enough for 10 people... he did it so smooth... way to go man!
@ninaduarte35044 жыл бұрын
“transmesmites is big, dad” 😂😂
@kinktwink23183 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wilc.20953 жыл бұрын
Oh fo sho! 😳
@stayinhydrated73923 жыл бұрын
The innocent country accent just makes it that much better 😂😂
@jv-lk7bc2 жыл бұрын
life lesson, son
@TheAmazingBlackStar6 ай бұрын
“If you gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead.” What an absolute legend😂
@KennyMcCormick993 жыл бұрын
IM SO HAPPY TO SAY THAT RALPHIE WAS THE FIRST COMIC THAT I EVER GOT TO SEE LIVE!!! R.I.P LEGEND!!!
@TheToxicP4 жыл бұрын
As funny as he is, was painful to watch how out of breath he was just standing there.
@sethralavode79484 жыл бұрын
Don’t fat shame now
@smokinjodak98444 жыл бұрын
@@sethralavode7948 stop
@bambostarla62594 жыл бұрын
@@sethralavode7948 He wasnt fat shaming. He felt sorry for him. I also do. Considering he met an unfortunate death due to his obesity. SO sad :(
@sc4ur3k4 жыл бұрын
Sethra Lavode Ralphie is telling you to stfu from the grave for the “don’t fat shame” comment.
@seandoherty18204 жыл бұрын
Sethra Lavode How the fuck is that "Fat Shaming"? Fool! Stating a Fact Isn't wrong.. You can say it like an Asshole (though he didn't) doesn't change the FACT!
@sophiel3626 жыл бұрын
"One of the nicest guys in America" RIP Ralphie May 😢💔
@bric9033 Жыл бұрын
5 years ago today 😭 RIP Ralphie we love you ❤
@virgie47154 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know he had kids! Never really paid much attention to him, like I wasn’t a big fan, but I did find him funny! Never would change the video or skip to the next one if he popped up. It makes me so much more sad to hear about his passing (which I didn’t know about until not too long ago. I never got into the comedy world really until the last 6 months after my boyfriend went to prison. It’s the only thing that makes me happy or laugh.) anyways, it makes his passing so much sadder knowing he left at least two children behind. ): I wish them nothing, but the best! Peace, love, and successful. God bless those kids, anyone who was effected by him passing, and his soul. ✨
@brandondowdy42204 жыл бұрын
Same here
@slobodanjasam2892 жыл бұрын
@@brandondowdy4220 Your boyfriend went to prison too? Man what a coincidence...
@UrbFOSHO5 жыл бұрын
RIP RALPHIE On a lighter note tho @2:55 you can 100% hear Chris D'elias cackle laugh, it's unmistakable.
@MrJohansson145 жыл бұрын
haha good spotting! :D
@SpoilerAlert__5 жыл бұрын
Who
@loudtowncar4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop replaying it!!
@isayhello84 жыл бұрын
Oh my God what a good catch!
@MyFavoriteSportsballTeam4 жыл бұрын
Lmao didn't even notice. Love that, good find bro.
@asapbruhhhhh4 жыл бұрын
Real life Eric Cartman. That last punchline was GOLD.
@bamaboysmith27233 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart!!! Its so easy to see his health going down!!! We all miss you bud!!!!!!
@HeartlessRingleader Жыл бұрын
RIP Ralphie. A true comedy legend
@zanesmith37285 жыл бұрын
I was so devastated when I found out he died 😔 RIP Ralphie you will always be one of my favorites
@personalvideos2135 жыл бұрын
Devestated? I mean, he was 800 ponds
@laurenhawkins18295 жыл бұрын
@@personalvideos213 wasnt 800 when he died and he died of pneumonia check ur fucking facts before you go rambling in the comments
@theRobinDawn8215 жыл бұрын
@@laurenhawkins1829 people are so judgemental its ridiculous, I dont get why people just dont go to another video if they dont like this one, but they usually feel so bad about themselves that they have to try to point out others flaws, I feel bad for them.... but nothing can change that Ralphie ROCKED AND IS MAKING EVERYONE IN HEAVEN LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!
@laurenhawkins18295 жыл бұрын
@@theRobinDawn821 you couldnt have said it any better!
@theRobinDawn8215 жыл бұрын
@@laurenhawkins1829 thanks girl.. it's just so sad they assume they know others lives.. he was one of few greatest guys.. never would have said that seriously about anyone!
@502jackal4 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely sad when i heard he had passed. Loved this dudes specials. Missed him when he came to Louisville. RIP.
@hopebrown8494 жыл бұрын
So sad that I found your brilliant comedy after you had already passed. I would have loved to have watched your show live. You have some of the most funniest stuff I've ever heard. The delivery is magnificent. Rest in Peace !
@2v_media2 жыл бұрын
7 year and his comedy remains timeless. RIP Ralphie May, only comedian I cried over passsing.
@murdaniemacleod92137 жыл бұрын
Class! Might be the best one. 'If you're going to dance will the devil you might as well lead!'
@haha91215 жыл бұрын
“That open bar ain’t gon drink itself” 😂😂😂😂
@TakionDMT11 ай бұрын
RIP Ralphie May ❤❤❤
@BH-pt1ps3 жыл бұрын
RIP RALPHIE! You were so god damn funny and I’ll never stop listening to your performances and sharing them. You kicked ass and where ever you are now you’re still kicking ass!
@mollywop49894 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Ralphie May, I can’t thank you enough for all the laughs over the years. Ever since I watched one of your specials from 2008, Austin-Tatious. I have been a fan ever since then and always will be! RIP big man.
@fromthedoor9 жыл бұрын
Watching him gave me sleep apnea.
@kraftdinner42029 жыл бұрын
haha woww
@ManChildMin19 жыл бұрын
this comment was the funniest thing about this shitty video
@YoureInSilico9 жыл бұрын
NICE
@ruckdane9 жыл бұрын
audibly laughed at this. props to you sir lol
@PatBishopwellness9 жыл бұрын
hahaha thanks for the laugh
@mikeanderson27302 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best stand up piece ever made. I can watch this forever. You took a big part of our hearts with you when you left, rest in peace Ralphie May.
@CarissaConti2 ай бұрын
No. Not even close to being Ralphie's best, let alone the best stand up piece ever made. Earlier Ralphie May bits were high energy, talking rapid fire, despite his obesity. He still had youth on his side. But by this point Ralphie was clearly at the end of the line heath-wise. Talking slow, could barely get through any of his sentences, heavy breathing and profuse sweating. It was distracting to hear the huffing and puffing and watch the sweat pouring off his face, and unfortunately took away from the punchlines, since punchlines are all about the timing/delivery. His timing and delivery was way off, since he was having trouble speaking and breathing. He looked and sounded like he was going to pass out before the end of the set.
@DivineIshma3 жыл бұрын
I hate that your gone. Especially now we need you more than ever! Rest in peace and power!!
@d.johnson99574 жыл бұрын
You brought laughter to the bad lands. Rest in peace big man.
@melaniekaweck34335 жыл бұрын
Him and tom petty dying got little attention because it was the same day and next day as los Vegas shooter rip tom and ralphie
@missylou7255 жыл бұрын
Tom Petty's death got a lot of coverage, actually. Ralphie's didn't get as much. But I think that has to do with Tom being a music legend for a long time. He had a bigger impact on people's lives. Both were very sad. Ralphie was so young. With a young family. It breaks my heart to think he didn't lose the weight because it would affect his career. That happens with heavier actors and comedians sometimes.
@cloud_monkey4225 жыл бұрын
Melanie Kaweck ralphie died October 6th 2017 and Tom petty was October 2nd 2017 and the Las Vegas shooting was October 1st 2017. So all around the same time but you have it backwards. The shooting happened than Tom died than ralphie.
@jamesryder83054 жыл бұрын
@@missylou725 Wait, wait. Ralphie chose to stay big due to his career?
@KingNexusMOCs4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know he died until right now, after clicking on this clip. Fuck, man. I had no idea..
@12799MaDeuce4 жыл бұрын
@@cloud_monkey422 *then
@1111boone3 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Beaumont, TX a couple months after Hurricane Harvey caused massive local flooding. He stayed on stage for at least 2 hours. He said he wanted to give more of his time after he learned of the problems our community had encountered. What a giving soul!!
@lindarooney3833Ай бұрын
I'm European, and I've only just discovered this comedian. I was sorry to hear of his passing. RIP, Mr May. 🌟🌟🌟
@Rob-hb7wh5 жыл бұрын
Ralphie: my son had a lot if questions Me: i think we all do😲😐
@Famiry_Guy_Ken4 жыл бұрын
" if your gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead" Savage af.
@mechanic67143 жыл бұрын
It was a sad day in my life when I heard he had passed, truly the best comedian I’ve ever seen and heard, now all I can do is keep watching his videos over and over . My heart goes out to his wife and kids who lost a awesome dad and husband . You my friend are truly missed. RIP my friend.
@KateFlowers-vr4vwАй бұрын
I really miss Ralphie. He would be an ultra mega star today. Honest. Sweet. Hilarious. Cute. He lit up every room. And he was smart. RIP 🪦 one of the greatest!
@nospam33274 жыл бұрын
"That's a life lesson son, you listen to that."
@robburdack43614 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest men to have lived ...sadly you can see he was struggling even at this point
@polemius012 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how Ralphie will use stereotypes to make gentle, but hilarious, fun at people, and then he'll give the message, of course, with a howler at the end of the message. He made the world better!
@Cyber_Cowboy7 ай бұрын
Ralphie is a master class on how to correctly use any slur and get away with it. He'll have whatever group the slur is directed towards laughing the loudest! RIP Ralphie I'd like to think you and my son are hanging out together right now
@masterschroder12694 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy and sad at the same time. RIP Ralphie May.
@danbarnes21435 жыл бұрын
He looks like the Hamster from Bolt
@chiefcaptn19225 жыл бұрын
And u smell like it.
@MrGuidogr954 жыл бұрын
He would have liked your joke man RIP
@turtleking77724 жыл бұрын
Chief Captn OMFG HE DOES
@pepinillorick57414 жыл бұрын
He looked like hammond from overwach, mech on.
@Yeitsjames4 жыл бұрын
omg
@ionelscutaru86879 ай бұрын
Man this guy is amazing. Such a loss. Love from Romania ❤