Ralphie May - Gay Wedding - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Comedy Central

9 жыл бұрын

Ralphie May and his son learn valuable life lessons while attending the wedding of two men.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@dougweber7787
@dougweber7787 4 жыл бұрын
4. Hrs z3 Hrs z
@kirstenatkins3068
@kirstenatkins3068 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Ralphie May
@brodie2005thegamer
@brodie2005thegamer 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie needs to lose fucking weight!
@tiptoetim7319
@tiptoetim7319 3 жыл бұрын
@@brodie2005thegamer P
@brodie2005thegamer
@brodie2005thegamer 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiptoetim7319 Ralphie dies, he automatically reaches the point where it's time for him to lose weight.
@chrischickering1959
@chrischickering1959 6 жыл бұрын
"If you're gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" RIP Ralphie May
@lucasvoltaire8364
@lucasvoltaire8364 5 жыл бұрын
That line was life changing
@kingbonz380
@kingbonz380 5 жыл бұрын
One more for 666
@phanatic215
@phanatic215 5 жыл бұрын
That's a dope ass line
@KlLLERROBOT99
@KlLLERROBOT99 5 жыл бұрын
When I leave this earth, the first thing I’m asking is “Hey is Ralphie May up here or down there?” and if the answer Is “Down there...” my first request will be “Where is the ticket exchange line?”
@southpawdj
@southpawdj 5 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong of me to reply with an Amen? If so, I still think I'm saying it correctly.
@Foo3thoo
@Foo3thoo 5 жыл бұрын
So his son's name is August May? That shit right there is comedy gold. RIP Ralphie
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 5 жыл бұрын
His daughters name is April June May
@the_BattleGoose
@the_BattleGoose 4 жыл бұрын
Try to forget that, bet you cant.
@MegazoneMusic23
@MegazoneMusic23 4 жыл бұрын
His Daughters name is APRIL! APRIL JUNE MAY - "Thats right, Dont forget it" - Ralphie May.
@autonomous8108
@autonomous8108 4 жыл бұрын
I was just bout to say itd be funny if he had a daughter named April but it looks like Ralphie beat me to it haha
@anthonycoca2202
@anthonycoca2202 4 жыл бұрын
Armada1715 That passed right by me. Lol
@NorthernChev
@NorthernChev 3 жыл бұрын
My boy actually got the electron theory correct. ...wow.
@gavinschulte3017
@gavinschulte3017 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yall kicked it back in the day? "My boy" 🤣
@wilc.2095
@wilc.2095 3 жыл бұрын
Stoners and trippers are usually intelligent. That’s why they have the best trips and think of the most amazing and puzzling questions when high. It’s the ambition to apply that to something constructive that the majority of them lack. 😂 Exhibit A is the guy leaving this reply. 🤦🏻‍♂️
@allzfyne
@allzfyne 3 жыл бұрын
He’s not your boy
@Tattootin
@Tattootin 3 жыл бұрын
@@allzfyne might be yours?
@barrackobama5470
@barrackobama5470 3 жыл бұрын
@@wilc.2095 "reports comment because it's about me"
@savanna77
@savanna77 4 жыл бұрын
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead.” - Ralphie May (1972-2017)
@djones3700
@djones3700 3 жыл бұрын
Yes this quote is truly underrated
@davidbarton1806
@davidbarton1806 2 жыл бұрын
The thing is you never do! You just dig yourself deeper
@priagrace724
@priagrace724 2 жыл бұрын
My new mantra
@jonathancortez3003
@jonathancortez3003 8 жыл бұрын
"if you're gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead." fucking greatest quote I've heard in this day and age so far. i fucking love ralphie may
@jamieangel3766
@jamieangel3766 7 жыл бұрын
This the first time I seen him and I loved it, his accent is great and the way he tells the story
@jerryisawesome3941
@jerryisawesome3941 6 жыл бұрын
you need to watch politically correct by ralphie may. that shit is too fucking funny
@Carolinas_SweetTea
@Carolinas_SweetTea 6 жыл бұрын
I love ralphie may too! he is so hilarious
@TheMightyRip
@TheMightyRip 6 жыл бұрын
I've heard Joey Diaz say often "If you're walking on thin ice might as well dance" I believe it was
@thomasmonahan9316
@thomasmonahan9316 6 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace ralphie may. You are a class act. You proved you can be funny with out being mean and vulgar to make yourself feel important
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 жыл бұрын
I hate when the comedian is actually using jokes that are too smart for the audience to comprehend and you get the silence after a golden line
@salzshakes4895
@salzshakes4895 4 жыл бұрын
"back when I was a troglodyte"
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 жыл бұрын
Only minds as intellectual as you can watch Rick and Morty and truly understand
@hello-ps5uj
@hello-ps5uj 4 жыл бұрын
You sir are truly an intellectual
@tylerandleahcanadian3888
@tylerandleahcanadian3888 4 жыл бұрын
@@hello-ps5uj you the mvp bruh thanks for the support
@skudzer1985
@skudzer1985 4 жыл бұрын
yes yes we're all aware of string theory, calm your tits.
@fullytorqued4097
@fullytorqued4097 4 жыл бұрын
his voice makes me want some fried chicken with lemonade
@unoriented_x4957
@unoriented_x4957 3 жыл бұрын
I'm all about the sweet tea!
@frankthetank1779
@frankthetank1779 3 жыл бұрын
Fried chicken & biscuits lemon Meringue pie an chocolate milk.
@aldousorwell3807
@aldousorwell3807 3 жыл бұрын
His breathing makes me want to skip the fried chicken and sugar water, and have my heart valves checked for cholesterol blockages.
@blakeharris8986
@blakeharris8986 3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate chip cookies lemonade, then Fried chicken
@cesarpompa1045
@cesarpompa1045 3 жыл бұрын
Listen to the breathing makes me want to stuff my face with food 😂😂😂 I love ralphie !!!!
@firefighter343
@firefighter343 5 ай бұрын
"I matrix'd nuts"=🏆 😂😂😂 Beating sweat, standing through his entire performance, and quite possibly in the worst health of his life and EVEN STILL, everything that came out of his mouth was PURE COMEDIC GOLD. Totally dedicated to his work and always set on making people laugh until their stomachs couldn't take the pain anymore. I miss this guy SO MUCH MAN. And you know what? He was the best. 😢
@apex_prey
@apex_prey Ай бұрын
Beading*
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to a fucking legend.
@keepitreal2405
@keepitreal2405 6 жыл бұрын
Azazel wtf are you talking about he didn't die
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24
@LegoLikeDaBlocks24 6 жыл бұрын
he died on october 6th . cardiac arrest
@L.K.S.R.
@L.K.S.R. 6 жыл бұрын
KEEPIT REAL dude passed away 2 weeks ago...
@Robertmalagon
@Robertmalagon 6 жыл бұрын
He had kids too :(
@zachduran314
@zachduran314 6 жыл бұрын
Azazel ripped lol
@cjbthestud
@cjbthestud 4 жыл бұрын
Still can’t believe we’ll never get something new from this guy.
@grimyboyp3549
@grimyboyp3549 4 жыл бұрын
💯
@BenTIStudios
@BenTIStudios 4 жыл бұрын
His wife is releasing one of of his unreleased taped specials in 2020 , I believe. She has one of her own coming out soon too.
@anthonybrink287
@anthonybrink287 4 жыл бұрын
Trending InterActive Studios sweet! Support his family while getting something new !
@grumpycat6429
@grumpycat6429 4 жыл бұрын
cj bryant yaint getting nothing from coby anymore either
@meh.7539
@meh.7539 4 жыл бұрын
Life's a bitch that way. For some reason the good ones always leave us too soon.
@gimmi3thatmon3ybich15
@gimmi3thatmon3ybich15 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I drive through Tennessee I always stop by to visit Clarksville, AR where he is buried. I was a fan. He is gone but thankfully not forgotten.
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm I live in tennesee I'll have to go there
@Yurple88
@Yurple88 3 жыл бұрын
@@berserkingbear3393 He is buried in arkansas..not TN..Obviously dood aint never been to his gravesite. What a shame
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yurple88 "WhAt A sHaMe" I never said anything about it being in Tennessee the fact of me living in Tennessee has nothing to do with the gravesite besides it's still pretty close you should fucking read and learn your place
@berserkingbear3393
@berserkingbear3393 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yurple88 obviously dood ain't ever read much what a shame
@Yurple88
@Yurple88 3 жыл бұрын
@@berserkingbear3393 I was talking to op, thats why i said Dood obiviously aint been to his gravesite. Did you claim to go to his gravesite??? You and op are as smart a fucking 2x4 Go back to huffing paint or some shit.
@randallshelton1630
@randallshelton1630 Жыл бұрын
The comedic world has lost a lot of amazing people over the years but Ralphie is the most underrated of them all, he was a beast!
@B-K5771
@B-K5771 Жыл бұрын
Morbidly a beast
@henrytims4745
@henrytims4745 11 ай бұрын
@@B-K5771 that’s really funny but so wrong.
@redvalens8861
@redvalens8861 9 ай бұрын
@@B-K5771ha!
@goodfella5302
@goodfella5302 8 ай бұрын
RIP he was a great dude
@tylershumaker4242
@tylershumaker4242 8 жыл бұрын
Listen to the audience when he pauses... dead silence. theyre captivated. theyre hanging on every word. Ralphie has them in a fucking trance. what an incredible fucking talent. Gotta love Ralphie fucking May.
@lokimask2
@lokimask2 7 жыл бұрын
Tyler Shumaker i think public is dead cause they didn't genuinly laugh
@BrickedUpp
@BrickedUpp 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Shumaker no it just wasn't funny
@ainzoolgown3447
@ainzoolgown3447 2 жыл бұрын
@@BrickedUpp because you couldn't comprehend it
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 2 жыл бұрын
Ralphie liked those silences. His pauses were intentional. I heard him talk about it in a comedy masterclass.
@sjs928
@sjs928 4 жыл бұрын
" ....whats worse is 300 gay men on ecstasy NOT hit on you..." ... HAAAAA !! I about fell outta my chair.
@Cannabis112
@Cannabis112 4 жыл бұрын
Well ,usually the first sign a person might be stupid is their inability to spell, even words that a 1st grade can spell. Does that apply to anyone you know?
@frydsaman6857
@frydsaman6857 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cannabis112 ........
@Cannabis112
@Cannabis112 4 жыл бұрын
@@frydsaman6857 sorry, I missed that.
@rjc7289
@rjc7289 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best line of the whole bit! Ralphie is sorely missed!
@seband87
@seband87 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cannabis112 1st grader* :-p
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 4 жыл бұрын
One of my life's regrets is not seeing ralphie perform live. 😢
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 4 жыл бұрын
ROUSH4203 ditto
@MeryL0707
@MeryL0707 4 жыл бұрын
He was so very funny. It was great to see him live.
@natedawg3855
@natedawg3855 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@choklatecheeseburger
@choklatecheeseburger 4 жыл бұрын
I had tickets for his tour. I was two shows away when he passed.
@Dragonballzdeep1455
@Dragonballzdeep1455 4 жыл бұрын
Saw him in San Francisco a number of times, freaking HILARIOUS. Last show included this bit. It was funny he came out high as hell but somehow managed to finish the show.
@rain_man3981
@rain_man3981 3 жыл бұрын
"That open bar ain't gonna drink itself baby "
@1218Draco
@1218Draco 3 жыл бұрын
There’s more to that joke than you know. Filthy Animals features him telling more of the story kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5fTeIehed18o8U
@vr6294
@vr6294 6 жыл бұрын
Rip ralphie we lost one of the good ones.
@BrandonDubsComedy
@BrandonDubsComedy 6 жыл бұрын
V R I saw him live in Lexington in August before he passed awesome guy
@supsoul7235
@supsoul7235 6 жыл бұрын
we lost one of the big ones
@subliminalenterprise4062
@subliminalenterprise4062 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I just said put loud and I scroll down to see this comment..a year later and still very true SMH RIP Legend
@JahRandom
@JahRandom 5 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonDubsComedy Really!?! You saw him _before_ he passed!!? Luckkkkky, I'm jealous...I didn't get to see him live until after he died.... :(
@zahhari3170
@zahhari3170 5 жыл бұрын
We didn't lose anyone. He killed himself with his life choices.
@droach3151
@droach3151 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "bonafide Japanesy Japaneses" R.I.P Ralphie.
@keepersoftheway4437
@keepersoftheway4437 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@louisxiiii
@louisxiiii 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, and then "...some white guys squinting." Priceless!
@jordanlewis4983
@jordanlewis4983 3 жыл бұрын
“You hold that with you. That could save your life one day son” 😂😂😂
@dtaylorondabeat
@dtaylorondabeat 4 жыл бұрын
“Turns out I was just tweaking my nipple and holding my junk in the corner dancing to Kesha” THAT WAS PURE GOLD RIGHT THERE
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy 6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P big guy
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 6 жыл бұрын
crackin' em up in heaven
@Dumplinlover
@Dumplinlover 6 жыл бұрын
Ralphie may died?!
@MrsTrafford
@MrsTrafford 6 жыл бұрын
This popped up in my feed and I immediately got sad. RIP The good ones go to make room for lesser men.
@rockythomas
@rockythomas 6 жыл бұрын
i found out about the same time. fucking sad man
@zombiehalo9588
@zombiehalo9588 6 жыл бұрын
Awww man I hope he's making a lot of people laugh up there
@jonathanmcculley3728
@jonathanmcculley3728 8 жыл бұрын
"Are we gonna take these drugs?" "Fuck yes!" I'm dying.
@johnbee4557
@johnbee4557 3 жыл бұрын
“every man who speaks like me, they think we hate them, couldn’t be further than the truth” 🔥 facts 💯
@alansmith7833
@alansmith7833 4 жыл бұрын
"If your gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" love that!!
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 жыл бұрын
Right! Soo good!
@themirrorsofmymind
@themirrorsofmymind 6 жыл бұрын
*_"Cause, for a black man lookin' just like Cher, wasn't quite gay enough..."_* R.I.P. Ralphie May.
@seanm7539
@seanm7539 5 жыл бұрын
themirrorsofmymind RIP RALPHIE
@spookertin
@spookertin 5 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like it but it says 420
@farristravels6965
@farristravels6965 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FirearmsGunGear
@FirearmsGunGear 4 жыл бұрын
Read this just as he said it
@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 4 жыл бұрын
slash46xx same here.
@amadeuis1
@amadeuis1 5 жыл бұрын
You taught us Gays not to stereotype someone with your accent. I miss you, I wish I could have hugged you and said THANK YOU when you performed in SF. RIP my friend.
@jsudlow12
@jsudlow12 4 жыл бұрын
*hugs from the after life via ralphie*
@darthbane2669
@darthbane2669 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsudlow12 Likely in Hell unfortunately. I hope not.
@tylerperkinson1677
@tylerperkinson1677 4 жыл бұрын
@jojofromtx eh, he's probably just someone that lives by movies and whatever else he's fed. Considering how the South votes, and how anti-gay plenty of people I've met and know are, I almost can't blame him. I feel sorry for gay people throughout most of the South.
@tylerperkinson1677
@tylerperkinson1677 4 жыл бұрын
@@allandunn6121 its a mineral. Duh.
@sethralavode7948
@sethralavode7948 4 жыл бұрын
Way to fight the stereotypes by stereotyping someone 🤦‍♀️
@praxis6172
@praxis6172 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing him just trying to breathe was a little depressing. RIP
@EbolaSquirrel
@EbolaSquirrel 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be homophobic; no need." -Ralphie May
@homopopsie6622
@homopopsie6622 3 жыл бұрын
RIP
@LateEarlyBird
@LateEarlyBird 3 жыл бұрын
So sweet.
@johnstover4584
@johnstover4584 3 жыл бұрын
Same for don't hate straight people we where born this way too.
@Gibbypastrami
@Gibbypastrami 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnstover4584 yes, saying that being gay isn't a choice also implies being straight isn't either Nobody sane hates straight people for being straight, they hate straight people for thinking that when they talk about being gay it's an invitation for "being straight is okay too!" When nobody said it wasn't... -_- Coming from a straight male
@jaefrmbk2k
@jaefrmbk2k 3 жыл бұрын
🎯👍🏽💪🏾 sincerely, another straight male
@hangtimedangjang
@hangtimedangjang 5 жыл бұрын
Man, it's rough to hear him huffin'/puffin' like that. He's so uncomfortable up there. R.I.P. big homie.
@jhvibes3471
@jhvibes3471 5 жыл бұрын
dude fuckin look at him, that's why he's huffin and puffin.
@russianinc1
@russianinc1 5 жыл бұрын
Wonder why..
@wolfmatic399
@wolfmatic399 5 жыл бұрын
@@russianinc1 he was surprisingly healthy.
@vperkv6554
@vperkv6554 5 жыл бұрын
@@wolfmatic399 not really. His 5th chin was telling his 8th chin to stop being a pussy and birth tht 9th chin.
@seanspartan2023
@seanspartan2023 5 жыл бұрын
@@wolfmatic399 How so? Obesity killed him shortly after
@tsonny1104
@tsonny1104 5 жыл бұрын
I really feel for Ralphie's son. At least he has all of these videos took look back on and remember his father. Great comedian, even better father. RIP Ralphie
@enicolasy
@enicolasy 4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgardner2193 I see your point, but I think the wedding story is what is known as a 'bit', as opoosed to an autobiography
@krabbcake8371
@krabbcake8371 4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgardner2193 Yeah I'm sure his son is a serial killer now, cuz that's how it works. I'm pretty sure his son didn't give a shit and neither should you.
@kathryncastanares525
@kathryncastanares525 4 жыл бұрын
@@krabbcake8371 thats not the point, or problem. Its the fact of them all being on ecstasy, including his father and how crazy the party can get. If a parent wants to let their child see other naked men and bring them around gay men etc. Thats their choice and i don't see anything wrong with parents making their own choices in how they raise their children. Unless it could harm the child or put them at risk of any harm, thats when it becomes neglectful and irresponsible parenting. I make wigs and put in extensions for draq queens on the side and have been to plenty of their parties when i would do each of the hair ext. (Sort of like a botox party but instead of middle aged housewives pitching in for a discount botox, it was a range of ages of wild drag queens.lol) even those were events children shouldnt attend. They get into a zone of absolute wild fun and if you add drugs or alcohol to the mix, there is no one who is thinking about being careful around a child. Think of it as a gay version of a mosh pit once they get going.lol
@krabbcake8371
@krabbcake8371 4 жыл бұрын
@@kathryncastanares525 I've been to plenty of gay weddings without rampant drug use or situations where children would be in any more danger than straight weddings. While I don't condone parents using drugs while caring for a child, I assume the mother was there and keeping things together.
@kathryncastanares525
@kathryncastanares525 4 жыл бұрын
@@krabbcake8371 im sure you have. I never said it was all gay parties. I was using my own experience as an example as to what the possible issues with this specific issue. Outside of drag nights and extension parties. Ive been invited to and attended many other parties where they dont even drink which 90% of the time they were classy and calm parties.
@smokeability4899
@smokeability4899 3 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled upon Ralphie about an hour ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. Sad to hear he passed away, I had already made it a priority or mine to see him live. Damn man I hope his wife and kids are okay
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990
@pepperedbeefjerkey2990 Жыл бұрын
Same, man
@drumset7916
@drumset7916 11 ай бұрын
I started writing this comment 18 seconds ago and i've been writing it ever since.
@toddstein5407
@toddstein5407 9 ай бұрын
I also hope the family is OK
@tinafansavga
@tinafansavga Жыл бұрын
This comedy was straight up laughing the whole time.I love how he talked about how fabulous Gay weddings are because A lot of them are.And the music is usually spot on. I applaud this stand up comedian for making us laugh and entertaining us on truth.
@Lostxfame
@Lostxfame 4 жыл бұрын
This is how my gay weddings going to be and you're all invited.
@duckhorse5914
@duckhorse5914 4 жыл бұрын
that's gay man wtf
@Lostxfame
@Lostxfame 4 жыл бұрын
@@duckhorse5914 not nearly gay enough though.
@Hondadctrider
@Hondadctrider 4 жыл бұрын
Only if Diego is in charge.
@halfvolley11
@halfvolley11 3 жыл бұрын
get rehabilitated.
@williamsanders468
@williamsanders468 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I’m not coming, don’t want it on my face
@annakate7767
@annakate7767 8 жыл бұрын
He seems like he would be an awesome friend to have
@GrantPatN
@GrantPatN 7 жыл бұрын
You're probably right
@darkhorse3557
@darkhorse3557 7 жыл бұрын
Katie! At The Disco Yea I agree. I really wish he would take better care of himself. We lost a very good comedian John Pinatte of heart disease.RIP John Pinatte.
@scatsquatchx6695
@scatsquatchx6695 6 жыл бұрын
He actually passed a few days ago
@randomhiphop5055
@randomhiphop5055 6 жыл бұрын
Pierce Nagel this comment was actually over a year ago, you special person, you.
@TheSeeohhdee
@TheSeeohhdee 6 жыл бұрын
comedians are pretty clique-y, and ive never heard one say a negative thing about this guy. apparently he was just the most loved dude in the room, any room he was in.
@ryedergrenier3561
@ryedergrenier3561 4 жыл бұрын
"These are gay drugs, this is the best kind they make!"
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
legend
@deloreanman14
@deloreanman14 4 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this and thinking how bad he looked. I felt so sorry for him and really hoped he would pull it together but sadly it wasn't meant to be. At least you left us on a high note, Ralphie. Thanks for all the laughs.
@jaredalbert5483
@jaredalbert5483 4 ай бұрын
yup, i discovered this guy like a year ago, and just saw this, amazing talent and jokes but he was clearly strugling, could barely stand and breathe. His legacy in comedy remains, i rlly hope his family is ok, this was a great comedian.
@Jojo_TX
@Jojo_TX 6 жыл бұрын
RIP Ralphie.. You'll be missed by millions
@rk800conner8
@rk800conner8 5 жыл бұрын
Nigga he ain't dead
@frosty5838
@frosty5838 5 жыл бұрын
RK800 CONNER he is dumbass cardiac arrest
@bekaanderson5122
@bekaanderson5122 5 жыл бұрын
@@rk800conner8 Been dead since Oct 6, 2017. In this video you can hear how bad his breathing had become. Still one of the best, truly missed!
@billbosagginz740
@billbosagginz740 5 жыл бұрын
He IS missed by millions
@pdg61met
@pdg61met 5 жыл бұрын
He was fearless in his content, his courage to perform regardless of his health issues. He was a comic who loved his craft and nothing would stop him from sharing with all of us. Truly missed.
@cassiebrighter3229
@cassiebrighter3229 2 жыл бұрын
You spelled "homophobic, transphobic and racist" wrong.
@pdg61met
@pdg61met 2 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 How are your buddies at Antifa doing?
@talkingben4277
@talkingben4277 2 жыл бұрын
It’s an oner to be ralphie may 69 like
@stephengrigg5988
@stephengrigg5988 2 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 what are you talking about?
@sauravVocals
@sauravVocals 2 жыл бұрын
@@cassiebrighter3229 you mistook youtube for Twitter
@travistaylor6110
@travistaylor6110 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best of all time. It's been so long and my heart still breaks that we lost him so early. Despite all the contradictory topics he discussed in his routines, he was a great person and the fact that we lost him just goes to show that the good people never last in this world. RIP Ralphie. My kids will know who you were.
@hmauro84
@hmauro84 2 жыл бұрын
Such a great comedian, the way he tells a story and all the fillers in between with like a moral of the story in the end. Just perfect
@JDM89HONDACRXSi
@JDM89HONDACRXSi 4 жыл бұрын
I had the privilege of being able to meet him twice as well as be followed by him on Twitter. He was one of the funniest people I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Rest Easy Ralphie.
@ryanjofre
@ryanjofre 4 жыл бұрын
JDM89HONDACRXSi Gaming Amen my brother
@NonbinaryBrother
@NonbinaryBrother 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah brother I drive a 1991 civic si small world
@genaromarquez4851
@genaromarquez4851 2 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@SteveSmith-ty8ko
@SteveSmith-ty8ko 2 жыл бұрын
@@genaromarquez4851 about me* finished your sentence for you:)
@shypenguin9766
@shypenguin9766 5 жыл бұрын
"Son, you and I have pp's, *that* is a dick." RIP Ralphie May, legends never die.
@billzthagreat6673
@billzthagreat6673 Жыл бұрын
Yeah sooooooooo funny best line ever.....
@Aeimos
@Aeimos Жыл бұрын
They were predators exposing themselves to children this whole time.
@aspectlevi1010
@aspectlevi1010 Жыл бұрын
😂
@craterglass
@craterglass Жыл бұрын
Transmessmites
@TCallier
@TCallier Жыл бұрын
Basic.
@mikehunt7413
@mikehunt7413 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest story teller of all time BY FAR, R.I.P Ralphie. The night you used me in one of your jokes in Providence I will remember forever. One Love big man
@timothybrown5791
@timothybrown5791 7 ай бұрын
I wish we still had him. He will always have a seat at my gay table. You will be missed and Never forgotten.
@scar3fr3ak
@scar3fr3ak 4 жыл бұрын
It kinda feels like he knew he was about to leave us. R.I.P., Ralphie
@andrewrobinson8199
@andrewrobinson8199 4 жыл бұрын
He had pneumonic problems a couple of times once almost killing him I think once he had pneumonia for over a week he knew
@bmxriderforlife1234
@bmxriderforlife1234 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewrobinson8199 he had at least one incident where he was hospitalized for nine days before the time he died.
@andrewrobinson8199
@andrewrobinson8199 4 жыл бұрын
@@bmxriderforlife1234 yup, he knew
@TheCookieArt
@TheCookieArt 4 жыл бұрын
He planned a farewell show but never got to do it
@goose300183
@goose300183 3 жыл бұрын
He looked to be having some breathing difficulties during this, and was sweating a lot. More than he usually did. Might have had some kind of chest infection active even then.
@OmegaRiley
@OmegaRiley 4 жыл бұрын
Ralphie was just one of those guys that always reminded me whoever you are, and whatever you don you can always have peoples best intests in your heart. He didn't care about being politically correct, he didn't need to. He knew he loved people and that was good enough. Rest in peace Ralphie. You will be missed.
@conkpit
@conkpit 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'm suspicious of any comedians who are politically correct.
@taino20
@taino20 4 жыл бұрын
He made fun of everyone: White, Black, Latino, Gay, etc., but no one got really upset, because he did it truthfully and respectfully. RIP Ralphie and thank you for making us smile.
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Love people for who they are, forget the rest. Nobody's past redemption.
@minuscaseus
@minuscaseus 6 ай бұрын
​@@taino20he never punched down. None of his jokes were ever mean spirited.
@tvlife19
@tvlife19 7 ай бұрын
This set made me laugh, sigh in awe, and cry. RIP Ralphie May.
@audibjornsson6107
@audibjornsson6107 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget when he went to make our soldiers in the middle east laugh. Bless his heart RIP funny man
@bjusticeforever
@bjusticeforever 4 жыл бұрын
One funny dude. Listening to him gasp for air between sentences broke my heart, RIP.
@bweags4194
@bweags4194 4 жыл бұрын
You can hear Chris D’elia’s laugh several times in this lol. 2:55 7:40
@PRICEX
@PRICEX 4 жыл бұрын
oh shit good ear
@davidgonzales4096
@davidgonzales4096 4 жыл бұрын
That's some dog hearing there
@rayakoth
@rayakoth 4 жыл бұрын
you mean the high pitched laughter? lol
@davidrichter9164
@davidrichter9164 4 жыл бұрын
So?
@sgmfrosty1389
@sgmfrosty1389 8 ай бұрын
“You dance with the devil, you mine as well lead.” Is prolly the greatest line in a set ive ever heard rip to legend long been a fan
@spacerocket6915
@spacerocket6915 3 жыл бұрын
This man was so talented. Had me rolling. True comedy has no limits and he knew how to use them for comedic purposes. RIP Ralphie
@intwotheweakly
@intwotheweakly 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs, Ralphie. RIP
@Largepro21
@Largepro21 5 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@jayrobertson8008
@jayrobertson8008 7 жыл бұрын
"that can save your life someday son" 😂😂😂😂 "ladies....one your gina lips falls out"...this guy is still killing it 🙌 Ralphie May
@dreamsquare123
@dreamsquare123 Жыл бұрын
The sincerity in his ending was just beautiful.
@jeremypetro1084
@jeremypetro1084 3 жыл бұрын
I am truly blessed to have seen him in concert 5 times and i laughed my balls off!!! Nothing but love and respect from Brookfield Connecticut!!!
@stvbrsn
@stvbrsn 4 жыл бұрын
The very end of this story is like a brick in the face. Nicely done. RIP Ralphie
@HowieFeltersnatch1
@HowieFeltersnatch1 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is still watching in 2019?
@modus_operandi2508
@modus_operandi2508 4 жыл бұрын
Your vagina
@amandadyson8558
@amandadyson8558 4 жыл бұрын
August 2019
@JustMe-xv8fx
@JustMe-xv8fx 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@JustMe-xv8fx
@JustMe-xv8fx 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why someone put the month as their answer........who cares lol
@amandadyson8558
@amandadyson8558 4 жыл бұрын
@@JustMe-xv8fx because I wanted to
@Nunya_Bidnez
@Nunya_Bidnez Жыл бұрын
Ralphie was an amazing dude. If you know anything about his real life you will agree. He was a kind soul and I miss him so much.
@RonToothaker-kz2ej
@RonToothaker-kz2ej 8 ай бұрын
RIP to a legend 🙌🏼
@Cerics
@Cerics 5 жыл бұрын
His heart was pumping enough for 10 people... he did it so smooth... way to go man!
@ninaduarte3504
@ninaduarte3504 4 жыл бұрын
“transmesmites is big, dad” 😂😂
@kinktwink2318
@kinktwink2318 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wilc.2095
@wilc.2095 3 жыл бұрын
Oh fo sho! 😳
@stayinhydrated7392
@stayinhydrated7392 3 жыл бұрын
The innocent country accent just makes it that much better 😂😂
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
life lesson, son
@TheAmazingBlackStar
@TheAmazingBlackStar 6 ай бұрын
“If you gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead.” What an absolute legend😂
@KennyMcCormick99
@KennyMcCormick99 3 жыл бұрын
IM SO HAPPY TO SAY THAT RALPHIE WAS THE FIRST COMIC THAT I EVER GOT TO SEE LIVE!!! R.I.P LEGEND!!!
@TheToxicP
@TheToxicP 4 жыл бұрын
As funny as he is, was painful to watch how out of breath he was just standing there.
@sethralavode7948
@sethralavode7948 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t fat shame now
@smokinjodak9844
@smokinjodak9844 4 жыл бұрын
@@sethralavode7948 stop
@bambostarla6259
@bambostarla6259 4 жыл бұрын
@@sethralavode7948 He wasnt fat shaming. He felt sorry for him. I also do. Considering he met an unfortunate death due to his obesity. SO sad :(
@sc4ur3k
@sc4ur3k 4 жыл бұрын
Sethra Lavode Ralphie is telling you to stfu from the grave for the “don’t fat shame” comment.
@seandoherty1820
@seandoherty1820 4 жыл бұрын
Sethra Lavode How the fuck is that "Fat Shaming"? Fool! Stating a Fact Isn't wrong.. You can say it like an Asshole (though he didn't) doesn't change the FACT!
@sophiel362
@sophiel362 6 жыл бұрын
"One of the nicest guys in America" RIP Ralphie May 😢💔
@bric9033
@bric9033 Жыл бұрын
5 years ago today 😭 RIP Ralphie we love you ❤
@virgie4715
@virgie4715 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know he had kids! Never really paid much attention to him, like I wasn’t a big fan, but I did find him funny! Never would change the video or skip to the next one if he popped up. It makes me so much more sad to hear about his passing (which I didn’t know about until not too long ago. I never got into the comedy world really until the last 6 months after my boyfriend went to prison. It’s the only thing that makes me happy or laugh.) anyways, it makes his passing so much sadder knowing he left at least two children behind. ): I wish them nothing, but the best! Peace, love, and successful. God bless those kids, anyone who was effected by him passing, and his soul. ✨
@brandondowdy4220
@brandondowdy4220 4 жыл бұрын
Same here
@slobodanjasam289
@slobodanjasam289 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandondowdy4220 Your boyfriend went to prison too? Man what a coincidence...
@UrbFOSHO
@UrbFOSHO 5 жыл бұрын
RIP RALPHIE On a lighter note tho @2:55 you can 100% hear Chris D'elias cackle laugh, it's unmistakable.
@MrJohansson14
@MrJohansson14 5 жыл бұрын
haha good spotting! :D
@SpoilerAlert__
@SpoilerAlert__ 5 жыл бұрын
Who
@loudtowncar
@loudtowncar 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop replaying it!!
@isayhello8
@isayhello8 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God what a good catch!
@MyFavoriteSportsballTeam
@MyFavoriteSportsballTeam 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao didn't even notice. Love that, good find bro.
@asapbruhhhhh
@asapbruhhhhh 4 жыл бұрын
Real life Eric Cartman. That last punchline was GOLD.
@bamaboysmith2723
@bamaboysmith2723 3 жыл бұрын
Bless his heart!!! Its so easy to see his health going down!!! We all miss you bud!!!!!!
@HeartlessRingleader
@HeartlessRingleader Жыл бұрын
RIP Ralphie. A true comedy legend
@zanesmith3728
@zanesmith3728 5 жыл бұрын
I was so devastated when I found out he died 😔 RIP Ralphie you will always be one of my favorites
@personalvideos213
@personalvideos213 5 жыл бұрын
Devestated? I mean, he was 800 ponds
@laurenhawkins1829
@laurenhawkins1829 5 жыл бұрын
@@personalvideos213 wasnt 800 when he died and he died of pneumonia check ur fucking facts before you go rambling in the comments
@theRobinDawn821
@theRobinDawn821 5 жыл бұрын
@@laurenhawkins1829 people are so judgemental its ridiculous, I dont get why people just dont go to another video if they dont like this one, but they usually feel so bad about themselves that they have to try to point out others flaws, I feel bad for them.... but nothing can change that Ralphie ROCKED AND IS MAKING EVERYONE IN HEAVEN LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!
@laurenhawkins1829
@laurenhawkins1829 5 жыл бұрын
@@theRobinDawn821 you couldnt have said it any better!
@theRobinDawn821
@theRobinDawn821 5 жыл бұрын
@@laurenhawkins1829 thanks girl.. it's just so sad they assume they know others lives.. he was one of few greatest guys.. never would have said that seriously about anyone!
@502jackal
@502jackal 4 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely sad when i heard he had passed. Loved this dudes specials. Missed him when he came to Louisville. RIP.
@hopebrown849
@hopebrown849 4 жыл бұрын
So sad that I found your brilliant comedy after you had already passed. I would have loved to have watched your show live. You have some of the most funniest stuff I've ever heard. The delivery is magnificent. Rest in Peace !
@2v_media
@2v_media 2 жыл бұрын
7 year and his comedy remains timeless. RIP Ralphie May, only comedian I cried over passsing.
@murdaniemacleod9213
@murdaniemacleod9213 7 жыл бұрын
Class! Might be the best one. 'If you're going to dance will the devil you might as well lead!'
@haha9121
@haha9121 5 жыл бұрын
“That open bar ain’t gon drink itself” 😂😂😂😂
@TakionDMT
@TakionDMT 11 ай бұрын
RIP Ralphie May ❤❤❤
@BH-pt1ps
@BH-pt1ps 3 жыл бұрын
RIP RALPHIE! You were so god damn funny and I’ll never stop listening to your performances and sharing them. You kicked ass and where ever you are now you’re still kicking ass!
@mollywop4989
@mollywop4989 4 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Ralphie May, I can’t thank you enough for all the laughs over the years. Ever since I watched one of your specials from 2008, Austin-Tatious. I have been a fan ever since then and always will be! RIP big man.
@fromthedoor
@fromthedoor 9 жыл бұрын
Watching him gave me sleep apnea.
@kraftdinner4202
@kraftdinner4202 9 жыл бұрын
haha woww
@ManChildMin1
@ManChildMin1 9 жыл бұрын
this comment was the funniest thing about this shitty video
@YoureInSilico
@YoureInSilico 9 жыл бұрын
NICE
@ruckdane
@ruckdane 9 жыл бұрын
audibly laughed at this. props to you sir lol
@PatBishopwellness
@PatBishopwellness 9 жыл бұрын
hahaha thanks for the laugh
@mikeanderson2730
@mikeanderson2730 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the best stand up piece ever made. I can watch this forever. You took a big part of our hearts with you when you left, rest in peace Ralphie May.
@CarissaConti
@CarissaConti 2 ай бұрын
No. Not even close to being Ralphie's best, let alone the best stand up piece ever made. Earlier Ralphie May bits were high energy, talking rapid fire, despite his obesity. He still had youth on his side. But by this point Ralphie was clearly at the end of the line heath-wise. Talking slow, could barely get through any of his sentences, heavy breathing and profuse sweating. It was distracting to hear the huffing and puffing and watch the sweat pouring off his face, and unfortunately took away from the punchlines, since punchlines are all about the timing/delivery. His timing and delivery was way off, since he was having trouble speaking and breathing. He looked and sounded like he was going to pass out before the end of the set.
@DivineIshma
@DivineIshma 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that your gone. Especially now we need you more than ever! Rest in peace and power!!
@d.johnson9957
@d.johnson9957 4 жыл бұрын
You brought laughter to the bad lands. Rest in peace big man.
@melaniekaweck3433
@melaniekaweck3433 5 жыл бұрын
Him and tom petty dying got little attention because it was the same day and next day as los Vegas shooter rip tom and ralphie
@missylou725
@missylou725 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Petty's death got a lot of coverage, actually. Ralphie's didn't get as much. But I think that has to do with Tom being a music legend for a long time. He had a bigger impact on people's lives. Both were very sad. Ralphie was so young. With a young family. It breaks my heart to think he didn't lose the weight because it would affect his career. That happens with heavier actors and comedians sometimes.
@cloud_monkey422
@cloud_monkey422 5 жыл бұрын
Melanie Kaweck ralphie died October 6th 2017 and Tom petty was October 2nd 2017 and the Las Vegas shooting was October 1st 2017. So all around the same time but you have it backwards. The shooting happened than Tom died than ralphie.
@jamesryder8305
@jamesryder8305 4 жыл бұрын
@@missylou725 Wait, wait. Ralphie chose to stay big due to his career?
@KingNexusMOCs
@KingNexusMOCs 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know he died until right now, after clicking on this clip. Fuck, man. I had no idea..
@12799MaDeuce
@12799MaDeuce 4 жыл бұрын
@@cloud_monkey422 *then
@1111boone
@1111boone 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Beaumont, TX a couple months after Hurricane Harvey caused massive local flooding. He stayed on stage for at least 2 hours. He said he wanted to give more of his time after he learned of the problems our community had encountered. What a giving soul!!
@lindarooney3833
@lindarooney3833 Ай бұрын
I'm European, and I've only just discovered this comedian. I was sorry to hear of his passing. RIP, Mr May. 🌟🌟🌟
@Rob-hb7wh
@Rob-hb7wh 5 жыл бұрын
Ralphie: my son had a lot if questions Me: i think we all do😲😐
@Famiry_Guy_Ken
@Famiry_Guy_Ken 4 жыл бұрын
" if your gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead" Savage af.
@mechanic6714
@mechanic6714 3 жыл бұрын
It was a sad day in my life when I heard he had passed, truly the best comedian I’ve ever seen and heard, now all I can do is keep watching his videos over and over . My heart goes out to his wife and kids who lost a awesome dad and husband . You my friend are truly missed. RIP my friend.
@KateFlowers-vr4vw
@KateFlowers-vr4vw Ай бұрын
I really miss Ralphie. He would be an ultra mega star today. Honest. Sweet. Hilarious. Cute. He lit up every room. And he was smart. RIP 🪦 one of the greatest!
@nospam3327
@nospam3327 4 жыл бұрын
"That's a life lesson son, you listen to that."
@robburdack4361
@robburdack4361 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest men to have lived ...sadly you can see he was struggling even at this point
@polemius01
@polemius01 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how Ralphie will use stereotypes to make gentle, but hilarious, fun at people, and then he'll give the message, of course, with a howler at the end of the message. He made the world better!
@Cyber_Cowboy
@Cyber_Cowboy 7 ай бұрын
Ralphie is a master class on how to correctly use any slur and get away with it. He'll have whatever group the slur is directed towards laughing the loudest! RIP Ralphie I'd like to think you and my son are hanging out together right now
@masterschroder1269
@masterschroder1269 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy and sad at the same time. RIP Ralphie May.
@danbarnes2143
@danbarnes2143 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like the Hamster from Bolt
@chiefcaptn1922
@chiefcaptn1922 5 жыл бұрын
And u smell like it.
@MrGuidogr95
@MrGuidogr95 4 жыл бұрын
He would have liked your joke man RIP
@turtleking7772
@turtleking7772 4 жыл бұрын
Chief Captn OMFG HE DOES
@pepinillorick5741
@pepinillorick5741 4 жыл бұрын
He looked like hammond from overwach, mech on.
@Yeitsjames
@Yeitsjames 4 жыл бұрын
omg
@ionelscutaru8687
@ionelscutaru8687 9 ай бұрын
Man this guy is amazing. Such a loss. Love from Romania ❤
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