Alien Students Learn The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Sci-Fi Story | HFY

[@СтражПеченек]

It's not a war crime if: 1. You had fun. 2. No witnesses left.

[@milljump4845]

EPIC.

[@Hypernova7777]

AND THE FIRST TIME

[@dudi0_0]

I mean... Is it really a war crime if it's against "undesirables"?

[@Ajunadeeps]

Black holes kinda erase all evidence of said hypothetical war crimes.... Probably the planet and closest 3 Stars as well but that just means it's through.

[@sfierrocastillo5880]

We called him "Human rights" for one reason

[@jehovahcephus]

Never a war crime the first time.

[@niyablake]

Canada. You summoned me ?

[@_Radiator_]

Second time, set a little bigger line. _I suk 😭_

[@LizAcuman-kt7bx]

WW1💀💀💀💀 WW2💀💀💀💀 WW3💀💀💀💀

[@SparkyTM]

@@LizAcuman-kt7bx bro is from the future 😭😭

[@EmpireofAmerica]

That's what the Canadians said lol (just a joke no hard feelings)

[@HittingBandy]

I love how in most HFY stories, the human side are either the underdogs or surprisingly unaware of how dangerous they are compared to everyone else, but here they revel in it. Pretty neat gimmick to the genre.

[@alexz9813]

You should read Deathworlders. It focuses on that point as well

[@shaneb9821]

The thought of the human race being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy is very funny to me

[@alliancedragonballzbensabe4530]

Well in Europe we discovered how to make Black hole in boggest particules accelerator in the world😅

[@fictional_function_]

@@alliancedragonballzbensabe4530 give ourselves a few hundred years and the Unified Field Theory will be in our grasps, honestly

[@PurpleDovee]

May i introduce you to Warhammer40K ? humans with high tech [and a cult i guess]

[@PurpleDovee]

May i introduce you to Warhammer40K ?

[@nutshell5494]

Well, sometimes its hard to imagine humans thousand years from now, but this one seems... intuitive... sadly.

[@Gumeino]

Minecraft:Create a purple black block to anchor the respawn point in nether. Humans:WEAPONIZE

[@lightningjadejavier]

Literally what the aliens described😂 we can see the very small potential and can turn it into one of the most useful weapons. Minecraft IS JUST RL!

[@Gumeino]

@lightningjadejavier Yes. Bed become dragon destruction bomb

[@meifray]

you know in minecraft we do weaponize bread and boat

[@Maruxui]

On 2b2t we weaponized books and furnaces

[@JustSmileyFace...]

If a galactic council is similar to a normal minecraft server, then I guess human race is 2b2t, damn "laws", they're more like suggestions

[@TheOneWhoCares.]

If Aliens think we are a Danger because of Our playfulness and curiosity....wait until they see the indomitable Human Spirit

[@shuttzi9878]

The indomitable Human Spirit when the aliens fire an antimatter beam straight to the core of our planet and everything explodes

[@kigr_33]

@@shuttzi9878 The Indomitable Human shall triumph even over that.

[@TheOneWhoCares.]

@@shuttzi9878 the fleet leaving the planet before it Gets destroyed:

[@shuttzi9878]

@@TheOneWhoCares. Where's your fleet cuz I ain't seeing any Even then easily destroyable by a much more advanced species

[@lightningjadejavier]

We are made in gods image so i believe ON GOD. that we'll have power and iq to beat them In a life or death BOXING WAR!!!!

[@Jyiber]

I was thinking it was funny but I lost it at "They called it a 'yeet' cannon."😂😂💀

[@Junglehunter677]

You know, scientifically speaking FTL drives are essentially just giant self powered rail guns with a large gravitational field, so yeet cannon makes sense

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

And that's how they get you,

[@bravo6going702]

@@Junglehunter677 finally, i found my people

[@Niccogamer01]

The most perfect name for something so insanely gigantic lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@bumblebeangiangiulio6951]

Its called a hipoint c9

[@SolarHorse_2d12]

Aaaahhh yes the YEET cannon a powerful weapon indeed.

[@devlinmcguire7543]

Definitely one of my favorite dakkas.

[@Tilly-u2h]

@@devlinmcguire7543 Ork reference respect 🫡

[@Andrew-ww1hz]

“But how do you weaponize FTL travel?” Just watch Star Wars Ep 8 lol

[@vincewalter5206]

@@Tilly-u2hGatha da boyz fo a krumpin

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

@Andrew-ww1hz ,,observe" *launches an alloy rod with FTL tech*

[@joseduran7104]

Humans: nice toy now check this shit out "creates a dark matter bomb from a plasma rifle"

[@Eric6761]

Chinese: Look at this cool fireworks Other Chinese: Oh that's nice, check this out *creates gun powder*

[@Misael_DaVinci]

Dark matter bomb from the plasma rifles? Sounds like ar2 from half life 2 and alyx😅

[@Orthane]

Alien: kills a single Human All of Humanity: *COWABUNGA IT IS*

[@Tilly-u2h]

Other species saying humans are “primitive” and “weak” That one imperial crusade fleet boutta do something funny in the corner:

[@aloysiusprasetyo3737]

Milky way sweep getting louder 🎉

[@CrazyAbdul1000]

Wait till they find out about "Alien Waifus"

[@Niccogamer01]

Imagine a bunch of diferent alien species talking about the diferent species sexual likes and how they procreate and then a human just says he has got laid with 90% of all the diferent lifeforms in the galaxy like. Holy fuck

[@Empty-Void宇宙]

@@Niccogamer01 It should of been me

[@xanderwhitt9580]

​@@Niccogamer01 damn 90%? Musta been a slow day, I'm sure he'll bump those numbers up by next week

[@hafirenggayuda]

"We would build machines to do it with gigantic one!" -one very enthutiastic alien lover

[@SentencesFromMyThoughts]

They better need protection

[@toniodu371200]

Xenos : *Give humans tech to terraform planets* Human : *Makes a weapon of mass destruction with it* Xenos : Yup, galaxy will never again talk to you

[@Solo_Un_Rand0m.]

Some Xeno : Look at my machine! It's produces a type of light that can turn organic matter into fertilizer withing minutes Some human passing by : Oh, so I can immensely accelerate the process and shot that light at someone to instantly kill someone ? The Xeno :......If I say no, would it stop you ? The Human : If you show me something funnier, then yes

[@adimaiuniversal4361]

3:43 Correction, for those dear students, the term 'Yeet' i mostly refers to launching something or someone at ridiculous speeds in a ridiculous manner.

[@dirwik]

as a alien student person, thanks for clarifying.

[@brandon7024]

You know, considering how language evolves, yeet cannon might be a legitimate name for something ,Ike that in the future

[@Rhino-Prime]

Stonks is another name for motor rounds

[@ThatGuyOrby]

@@Rhino-Prime Close but not quite, a "stonk" is a concentrated mortar barrage. Still an exceptionally funny name for such a serious concept. If you were on the receiving end would it mean you were getting "stonked"?

[@Bistinglolwut]

theres already a gun named the yeet cannon 😂

[@peteramaranth85]

List of war crimes they did everything else that wasn't on that list funny thing is that's true, this universe humans are clearly descended from Greek gods

[@thereddragon5554]

The Geneva not-check-list

[@mariox204]

Not only that but remember everything is in that list BECAUSE IT WAS DONE BEFORE *cough* Canada *cough*

[@mariox204]

​@@thereddragon5554geneva future additions checklist

[@iTrapa]

​@@thereddragon5554 More like Geneva suggestion

[@ZergSlayer-dn5zb]

And even then, after the Geneva convention, several of the countries that signed it have kept committing some of those war crimes here and there. lol

[@yenyenthewise]

"The word Impossible is more like a challenge more than a limitation" why is that soo fire😭

[@delta3852]

USA- yeet cannon write that down hurry write it down 😂

[@flyboy6392]

They stole it from High Point

[@Junglehunter677]

Just wait till the aliens touch our boats

[@kennif78]

or we find out that they have oil

[@theoffgridhomestead5793]

Fredom!

[@YutoSarthon]

HEAR COMES THE SUN!

[@ZergSlayer-dn5zb]

@@YutoSarthoninstead, look into the approaching ABYSS… *launches a artificial black hole projectile. Swallows entire targeted solar system.*

[@papounator8843]

"We attacked three ships, They dropped the Stars on us TWICE!"

[@RobertGeers-r3x]

Netflix is overrated.

[@jeanjohnson2743]

This is better than Netflix

[@BrianSartin-h5r]

Yeah why pay for tv and movies when you can get them for free

[@kenny4813]

All TV is dead nowadays there is nothing worth watching in my opinion

[@Exis247]

Aliens: OHNO

[@Niccogamer01]

Yes and no. If with just 2 world wars we got over 50 movies and 40 videogames and countless stories then a galactic one would have brought over 1000 more stories worth watching so perhaps Netflix is actually goated here

[@thekingblacbeast5995]

I like to think of these as prequels to Futurama

[@RobertGeers-r3x]

To any extratteriastial, extrademensionals hearing this story, I hope you have a sense of humor.

[@ashemabahumat4173]

I kinda hope they don't, we got some fun new toys we have to test out eventually and the Geneva convention specifies we can't on other humans

[@99onone50]

i like the part of the story where the teacher said "it's SCIENCE time!" and "SCIENCED THE HELL OUT OF IT"

[@JarenDarkwolf]

POV: The npc-player side of a stellaris game.

[@Bomboclat-521]

"They are using... the Yeet Canon" "OH NO, NOT THE YEET CANON"

[@Philball-h1u]

Humans: • Nothing is impossible • Curious • Greedy • Try everything

[@Misael_DaVinci]

*"You'll never know about how bottomless malice on human's heart/feeling, until you're witness it yourself"* -Issac Netero, HxH

[@therecklesswarlock6439]

This is basically my stellaris empire. Human only empire, not exactly xenophobic. We are technologically and militarily leagues above everyone else, but I stay in my own corner of the galaxy unless my allies get attacked. That's when I fight and that's when empires die.

[@leaffallclover]

nobody touches the middle

[@robinpage2730]

Earth: where millenia-old intergalactic empires go to die

[@jasonrustmann7535]

This sounds like a fantastic pitch for a show or movie. Humans are feared across the galaxy as the actual scariest creatures in existence, brilliant scientists, and creative minds, but all with a psychotic murder monkey just beneath their surface lol

[@steelirony1622]

An FTL Yeet cannon is pretty funny.

[@ComicDan47]

Ain’t no way we got “professor 69” bro out of all numbers was a hell number LOL, that’s as bad as being 911

[@nerojackson6184]

Probably why the humans chose him

[@ChrisCacho-d8t]

Its never a war crime if they dont live to tell the tale

[@HIDUDE5440YT]

humans bingewatching netflix cus theyre chill like that

[@jeremypurdy1833]

Binge watching Netflix *would* be horrifying to aliens I'm sure.

[@TheGenericPerson]

The AI story generation goes wild on this one

[@knightpal1545]

Bold of them to assume a ban will stop us.

[@tricky83]

Other species: WAR IS HELL! ENEMIES DIE! OUR TROOPS DIE! Humans: MINIGUM BETCH HELL YEAAAA RAIN HELLFIRE WE ARE STRONGER

[@aqilagumilar2004]

It's called "Human Rights" for a reason

[@NextProjectawesome]

I love the bafoonery. Scifi that is fun is way more enjoyable. Doesnt take itself too seriously. Loved this video…. Congrats to all involved (im a huge fan of blues brothers, stripes, old school etc)

[@tabsinabox]

It's more relatable because real life isn't that serious

[@Kanamesamasqueen]

Oh you Sweet Summer Hatchling = Sweet Summer Child.😂😂😂😂😂 Yeet Cannon!!

[@veryWisemysticaltree]

The indomitable human spirit destroys ALL.

[@deer3481]

So basically they recruited Canada, Germany and Japan to their team

[@calthemage]

forgetting serbia too

[@oooshafiqooo]

Nah, recruit anyone and it is guaranteed to happen 😈😈😈👅

[@vasishthdave3137]

The holy warcrime trinity. 💀

[@Miawzhies]

U.S.A.: Master of Warcrime Cover-ups.

[@Dodo-mc2vm]

Nah they recruited the Balkans !

[@amaizen4817]

"which for some species involved literally removing and swapping eyeballs" AHAHAHAHA WTF

[@CO77INS]

This story got to be made into a movie 😂.

[@boasbenjaminnescholta7229]

or atleast a comic-book

[@Chaos4Eva1]

YEEET CANON! I definitely see that happening if this ever happens for real! 😂😂☠️☠️

[@guyclykos]

Whoever named the FTL weapon the YEET canon is so real for that one.

[@tylerboone6584]

And you know what always happens. Someone's going to sneak some booze in. The resulting hook-ups will change the course of history (not to mention biology, physics and temporal mechanics).

[@foxy-kun7441]

Why do i feel like us humans has a similarity with Orks from 40k universe in terms of having fun & defies laws of physics???

[@hayond656]

Can't believe it took me until 14 minutes in to think of the "69" joke

[@ricknicolai5740]

going from a universe wide threat to food connoisseurs and bringing everyone together was a nice twist

[@oryanstar1010]

SS Hot Wheels I am so going. Going to use that for a ship name in Star Trek online😂

[@Redgfxr]

the worst but funniest thing above all is that our nature is exactly like that, there were no lies told here.

[@purkle200]

Humans: 😂 Aliens: 😰

[@Rorfwagen9916]

Having played Stellaris for a year now, I completely understand why humans should be banned from participating any galactic war....

[@nicholasbosarge5697]

"Whats an olympic?", Asked a confused sentient rock. I WOULD BE CONFUSED TOO!

[@Uhgothopt]

Sometimes it could be summed up to "Just because you could doesn't mean you should" but humanity always like to see something cool or funny. The consequences might create problems for others or even for their own but hey, it worked.

[@minnelcandelario6893]

That's how electricity is invented. " Wouldn't it be funny to fly a kite in the middle of thunder storm?"

[@drunkbillygoat]

The s.s. hotwheels. Great name.

[@frost.xx456]

The first minute has me hooked...I'mma save this for when I get time to see it

[@Dodo-mc2vm]

Doing war crimes and denying the Geneva's Convention doesn't violate any laws nor any ethics, as long as nobody catches us. Relaax.

[@HumanOnEarth128]

I thought when they brought up war crimes it would be a joke about the Geneva convention being a checklist. And yet. Doing every other possible thing is actually more terrifying.

[@Phoenix411th]

Don't mess with the U.S space force

[@tabsinabox]

Go armie

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

Humans: Hey, wanna see something cool? *throws a nade that explodes into a temporary black hole that quickly collapses in on itself* Humans: "Wanna see me do it again?"

[@noisetide]

Netflix gonna be stopping war crimes with this one... 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@DeadKavaiol]

Every video like this is literally someones stellaris campaign

[@spazmcat3853]

there is only so much netflix to binge until we make more stories

[@umbersoul9857]

Not gonna lie. This sounds like it would make a great story for book series.

[@smartian143]

We are just silly beings that like to make things weapons, simple :p Edit: Oo that ending was a 10/10, I'd actually love for something like that in real life

[@iakatat2]

A yet cannon, smh, that’s just the dumbest thing ever, but you know it’s probably not wrong

[@blipzero]

you should see what happens when we play Celestial tag ... crab nebula's it for first .

[@theoffgridhomestead5793]

awesome story and nice way of telling it.. thx

[@GaryHelldive]

This is actually pretty… good

[@leonardhirtle3645]

I really enjoyed this story. Thank you.😊

[@rickyrickster1303]

rodriguez loves grinning and grinning wider

[@kintsuki99]

May you live in interesting times is such a good curse.

[@meedrowh1809]

The concept of a 'yeet cannon' is absolutely hilarious. I thought it'd be like 'they made self-flying drones and flew them at us at the speed of light'

[@daisydebnath7044]

This is the 2nd time when i felt proud to be Human The 1st time was at the video named"humens are terrifying"

[@hypelloid1312]

I really enjoyed listening to that :)

[@ashimahmed2193]

Pretty sure those Humans were the decedents of the Fairy Tails guild.

[@jeremypurdy1833]

I'm so glad i started watching these. This one... This one is freaking hilarious.

[@МихаилРадулов-й4т]

Show them the average Stellaris gameplay and tell them we consider this fun and we also have a word like Xenocide in our language despite never meeting aliens. That should paint the picture quite well.

[@kikomatsing9487]

There is no geneva conventions in space.

[@aloysiusprasetyo3737]

It's not war crime if you win. Suffer not the xenos to live for the emperor

[@VultureXV]

_"They're banned from galactic warfare because they enjoy it and dont have a @#$%ing off switch."_

[@WarriorsCherub999]

I need a Yeeet cannon😂😂😂😂😂

[@intellectualbrainstorm665]

4:46 i think he sees me smiling

[@blipzero]

oh this i call it a oopsyie cannon it take's atungsten sphere the size of a golf ball and speeds it up to the level of "klang" and then "or up to 6x of the speed of 24.79 m/s² and the mass of 100,000 tons then" lets you have it as a party favor or parts pur inch once it hits solid matter ...

[@Englishfug1]

Your the best so far mate funny

[@Goldenblitzer]

Absolutely gutted we didn’t go further, for Humanity!

[@AngelKucheravy]

"Yeet" Cannon!

[@loofah36]

thank you...I loved it

[@soalanubis1937]

YEET CANNON!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That's definitely a human thing to do, especially in the military.

[@Mantibladee]

no alien can overcome the sheer indomitable human spirit.

[@crazedman1256]

Remember we had to use the stuff to create a list of war crimes 😅

[@philmaher5008]

This story is awesome

[@AndySimtao]

4:33 next will be binging all of youtube.

[@Allantitan]

Well good news for them if they’re ever at war it’s far better to have the chaos gremlins…I mean humans on their side 😂

[@kloningankumain4802]

Lunatic friend with many idea

[@rapipocudo8690]

Warhammer 40k X Helldivers II Aliens: 💀

[@l.ross.6400]

This story feels like an old sci-fi book, but full of meme references. I love it.

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

But we allready know the answer its 42.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

THE TEETH. THE TEETH. .. OMG