Alien Students Learn The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Sci-Fi Story | HFY

In this captivating sci-fi tale, we dive into the story of humanity’s terrifying ingenuity and the unexpected reasons why they were banned from participating in galactic warfare. Join Professor Zyx-9 as he reluctantly explains to his curious alien students how the humans, once seen as primitive allies, ended up reshaping the laws of war and redefining overkill. From weaponizing black holes to creating the infamous "Yeet Cannon," humans didn’t just fight-they scienced the galaxy into submission.
🌀 Why do humans have a list of "war crimes"-and what happens when they do everything not on that list? 💥 How did they turn faster-than-light travel into a weapon? 👽 Why does the entire Galactic Council tremble at the thought of humans getting bored with Netflix?
This is a hilarious yet thought-provoking dive into the "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" genre, where human creativity and disregard for galactic norms lead to chaos, fear, and one simple truth: sometimes, the scariest thing in the universe is a human with too much free time.
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[@Jyiber]

I was thinking it was funny but I lost it at "They called it a 'yeet' cannon."😂😂💀

[@Junglehunter677]

You know, scientifically speaking FTL drives are essentially just giant self powered rail guns with a large gravitational field, so yeet cannon makes sense

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

And that's how they get you,

[@jehovahcephus]

Never a war crime the first time.

[@niyablake]

Canada. You summoned me ?

[@thekingblacbeast5995]

I like to think of these as prequels to Futurama

[@peteramaranth85]

List of war crimes they did everything else that wasn't on that list funny thing is that's true, this universe humans are clearly descended from Greek gods

[@99onone50]

i like the part of the story where the teacher said "it's SCIENCE time!" and "SCIENCED THE HELL OUT OF IT"

[@Junglehunter677]

Just wait till the aliens touch our boats

[@kennif78]

or we find out that they have oil

[@shaneb9821]

The thought of the human race being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy is very funny to me

[@NextProjectawesome]

I love the bafoonery. Scifi that is fun is way more enjoyable. Doesnt take itself too seriously. Loved this video…. Congrats to all involved (im a huge fan of blues brothers, stripes, old school etc)

[@Kanamesamasqueen]

Oh you Sweet Summer Hatchling = Sweet Summer Child.😂😂😂😂😂 Yeet Cannon!!

[@leonardhirtle3645]

I really enjoyed this story. Thank you.😊

[@jeremypurdy1833]

I'm so glad i started watching these. This one... This one is freaking hilarious.

[@RobertGeers-r3x]

To any extratteriastial, extrademensionals hearing this story, I hope you have a sense of humor.

[@oryanstar1010]

SS Hot Wheels I am so going. Going to use that for a ship name in Star Trek online😂

[@Chaos4Eva1]

YEEET CANON! I definitely see that happening if this ever happens for real! 😂😂☠️☠️

[@RobertGeers-r3x]

Netflix is overrated.

[@jeanjohnson2743]

This is better than Netflix

[@BrianSartin-h5r]

Yeah why pay for tv and movies when you can get them for free

[@kenny4813]

All TV is dead nowadays there is nothing worth watching in my opinion

[@Exis247]

Aliens: OHNO

[@delta3852]

USA- yeet cannon write that down hurry write it down 😂

[@jeremypurdy1833]

Binge watching Netflix *would* be horrifying to aliens I'm sure.

[@hypelloid1312]

I really enjoyed listening to that :)

[@WarriorsCherub999]

I need a Yeeet cannon😂😂😂😂😂

[@blipzero]

you should see what happens when we play Celestial tag ... crab nebula's it for first .

[@Phoenix411th]

Don't mess with the U.S space force

[@philmaher5008]

This story is awesome

[@CO77INS]

This story got to be made into a movie 😂.

[@Englishfug1]

Your the best so far mate funny

[@markscanlan827]

thank you...I loved it

[@drunkbillygoat]

The s.s. hotwheels. Great name.

[@iakatat2]

A yet cannon, smh, that’s just the dumbest thing ever, but you know it’s probably not wrong

[@kintsuki99]

May you live in interesting times is such a good curse.

[@steelirony1622]

An FTL Yeet cannon is pretty funny.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

THE TEETH. THE TEETH. .. OMG

[@pheonixblue01]

This was fun!

[@scottvincent7010]

😂😂 best story ever. Loved it.

[@kloningankumain4802]

Lunatic friend with many idea

[@tureytayno3154]

But, when did the sport competition was skipped to the culinary competition?

[@blipzero]

oh this i call it a oopsyie cannon it take's atungsten sphere the size of a golf ball and speeds it up to the level of "klang" and then "or up to 6x of the speed of 24.79 m/s² and the mass of 100,000 tons then" lets you have it as a party favor or parts pur inch once it hits solid matter ...

[@joanscoggin7620]

A fun story, but tentacles and black holes don't make it SciFi - more like fantasy with cool, sciencey words for spice. Also, jock heavy frat parties aren't everyone's cup of tea. Nice imagination, though.

[@soalanubis1937]

YEET CANNON!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That's definitely a human thing to do, especially in the military.

[@alexanderwilliamhassaikay]

0:06 I'm sorry professor what now ?😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeroyStubblefield-v4g]

It was cute.

[@amaizen4817]

"which for some species involved literally removing and swapping eyeballs" AHAHAHAHA WTF

[@tylerboone6584]

And you know what always happens. Someone's going to sneak some booze in. The resulting hook-ups will change the course of history (not to mention biology, physics and temporal mechanics).

[@kutter987]

😂😅😂😂 loved it

[@Kyi139]

ya we some scary mf's

[@echnaton192]

Oh my. An actually funny story. Wrote by a human.

[@Allantitan]

Well good news for them if they’re ever at war it’s far better to have the chaos gremlins…I mean humans on their side 😂

[@roleplayingwithidiots7455]

lol……YEET!

[@MultiTimelady]

The comments are funnier than the story

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

But we allready know the answer its 42.

[@thefool5957]

Numbers only means. more to test on😈

[@M-slash61]

LMFAO 😂

[@CAOSWOLFIII]

But we allready know the answer its 42.