Alien Warrior Women Mocked Earth Until They Saw Earthly Man! | HFY |Sci-Fi Story

[@MentalJanitor]

Bob the interstellar accountant here. I'm stuck on another world, full of beautiful alien women again you know the drill send help when you can or not.😅

[@danielbenyair300]

you reminded me of Sanji being jealous of Luffy

[@shivam3017]

​@@danielbenyair300Apt analogy.

[@stevenr6797]

Did they sentence you to death by snu snu?

[@MentalJanitor]

@stevenr6797 It's an honorable death 💀. Would you turn down the 3 breasted amazon snu snu warriors of Eda3 Prime?

[@Bad-Karma]

​@@stevenr6797 "The Spirit Is Willing, But The Flesh Is Spongy And Bruised."

[@kalebferguson260]

Im 2 minutes in and am making this war thunder joke Aliens: we could wipe you off the map in minutes Humans: really? Aliens: really. Humans:really? Aliens:really. Military: send the eagles

[@armadillo3454]

Aliens: The what? *Eagle Screech*

[@campersr2298]

​@@armadillo3454 FETCH ME THEIR SOUL

[@rdtradecraft]

Sir Robin to Lancelot: Can't I have just a little peril? --Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[@NathanManIsTired]

Galahad.🤓 Sorry.

[@waltermorris3564]

No it’s too perilous!

[@whtbear12]

This story definitely needs a part 2. However this was a truly great story. Thank You...

[@cyberwolf1772]

I hope you make a part two of this because this has the potential to be a great story!

[@jackreisewitz6632]

Seems like they traveled a long way just to stroke their egos. Seems kinda lame to me.

[@glennstinsonbookerjr.4824]

Let's see, every New Yorker is hiding an abject terror in their sellers. Except one lonely human he does a little dance after he talks to the commanding warrior of the strike force. And she decides to tell everybody to get back in the ship and when they return home, she tells her leaders the truth? Why didn't they lop off her head and then return to 🌎 to kill 99.99 percent of the population then take the rest of the population as trophy's. Well let's have another take on this storyline, say David is a training officer in Earth's not so flegling space force and after they leave he reports to his base and after tracking the ships to their home world they travel to the (space Amazon's) planet, with a fleet of space craft that dwarfs the tiny contingent that traveled to Earth. Only they have no intention of harming any of them. After they are held in a retraining camp for a year or two. Once they start to believe that Earth's space troops are the dominant force in the universe. These women will make excellent scouts for enlarging Earth's influence. Now take that and this tale that I ripped off from a couple of Rod Serlings Twilight Zone stories and maybe you can meet somewhere in the middle.

[@frankcuoco1501]

Why are they always blue😮👽huh

[@maximilianoalcaraz7351]

Kings and Queens have done the same for centuries in our world. When you paek and everything seems trivial, everything is also boring. These encounters are "amusement" as they said. Entertainment. They probably done this in other planets just for fun. Plus "long way" for us might be a 15 min drive for them so...I don't see why the concept of showing pure strength for fun is so alien to you

[@jackreisewitz6632]

@maximilianoalcaraz7351 Very insightful comment !! But traveling that far for an ego trip is still lame. 😁

[@TheAlexRhodes]

@@jackreisewitz6632 It was more than that, you can see it in their approach, the way they paid attention to their surroundings, the descriptions. What happened in the story wasn't some random fluke, they were literally testing the local culture in a very direct way (though with a healthy dose of condescension)

[@FormerTrucker]

It'd be nice to hear a part 2 to the story I found it quite interesting

[@amaree9732]

Okay, okay... We know she had glowing violet eyes.

[@senacht]

I’m stuck on a strange planet populated by nothing other than beautiful women. Please send vitamin pills.

[@luisjones9523]

Oysters. A ton of them.

[@tioraytm]

Obviously these alien women have not encountered the human martial art called, the back hand.

[@EpochUnlocked]

Nor did they meet the legendary Pimp named Slickback

[@maxxcarver5502]

Sora challenges her supreme leader Five or Six times! in front of her own people AND in front of people they consider Weak. she would be Sorely Punished if I was her leader! United Front! never under cut your Leader in front of potential Enemies!!!!

[@indy5624]

I was waiting for the story teller to say they just met clark kent, lol

[@jimanonymous113]

He never used his most powerful tool ...

[@sejah9065]

Nahh💀 bro is down bad

[@Bob.Jenkins]

They 'hovered over New York' and 'extended the ramp' - really? How long was the ramp? If the ship was at 550m (approx. height of tallest building in NY) and the ramp was set to 30 Degrees then the ramp length would be over 1.1km (3609 ft) long - that's a decent stretch of the legs !

[@kikikintamasangrasshuepfer8954]

Sounds legit. 😂😂😂 Whatever aliens like to waste their resources on, hardly dummer than us humans 😂😂😂

[@paulmoffat9306]

AND all uphill!

[@gregchrist5090]

Well, you are assuming the shape of the ship to be flat on the bottom. It could be shaped like an inverted water droplet.

[@NortiusMaximus]

They can skip leg day for the next week or two

[@ozramblue117]

It was the blackzilla ramp. It even penetrated deep into the dirt from orbit.

[@ForeverYoung-g3n]

We were born to inherit the stars

[@gavinnewton8227]

17:22 and that’s when he pulled out the Beretta

[@Brother_Orious]

YES

[@RonaldMyers-oz3pk]

Question when these Amazon wmen came to NY was it pride day?

[@CrazyCrave32]

No not pride but prime day

[@hechisero37]

Lol😂

[@tcskeels2744]

After all that, he didn’t ask her out to dinner?

[@WolfgangThammsj]

As usual the picture bears little relation to the story

[@hawkerhurricane7600]

This is heresy

[@garylint6714]

I have always felt that I am the last earthling and when the mother ship comes for the rest of you I will have my planet back.

[@heartlessnobody1143]

???

[@dog-god1976]

Imagine it was just that dude that was running around New York punching chicks looking for the ultimate challenge

[@oilygr1n]

I’m not denying that there exists strong determined people on this planet but after discussions with Biden, Starmer, Trudeau etc? They’d blast the f**k out us!

[@myristicanz]

😂😂😂

[@Raz.C]

Yeah, discussions with ANYONE on the planet would likely lead to them blasting the fuck out of America. This is just one of the many situations in which it pays to not be globally despised...

[@RolandAdams-h4m]

They'd make a deal first. Traitors would give them all the good stuff before the Earth destruction.

[@johnskipper2619]

If they would have first met and dealt with Biden/Harris, they would have left believeing the only way humans would be friendly with them was if everyone took turns inserting things into each other's rectums.. 😅 They would have left crying and laughing. Discussing how huge the object was that the smallest one could willing insert and live through it.

[@alexcampbell4297]

Bro why did you have to bring politics into this?

[@gregwiecorek8318]

It wasn't the back hand on a planet full of women. It was the D.

[@ozramblue117]

It’s been just under 8 minutes and I’m already bored. This 100% ai or was there some editing involved? Interesting times.

[@kevindunn1013]

The ending: on their trip home, the aliens all died from the 3,245 different virus and bacteria they had no immunity to them. Years later, the entire race perishes from various plagues...

[@mikecarter8440]

Good story

[@Golden_Pawz]

Jokes on you, We already know how small and insignificant we are. 2:59

[@raven1462]

She fell in love with him.

[@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc]

Earth is in the Milky Way not Andromeda. Too much repetition in these stories.

[@petergaskin1811]

That's the problem with the Mills and Boon Chat GPT library of sci-fi plots. Bit repetitive here and there. that's the problem with Mills and Boon (primary source of Romantic Fiction in the UK - look it up).

[@avmelidor]

There should be more to this one.

[@Double_D989]

15:11 What is the US military doing, taking naps with Biden? >Alien vessel lands on earth. >Alien vessel threatens national security. >US Military: 😴🛌🏻😪

[@TheAlexRhodes]

But they did mention the jets flying around and the soldiers forming a perimiter? A small flying city appears out of nowhere, giants come out and mock you in your own language, as if they had already taken the measure of your entire planet... For once the US military was doing the smart thing, holding fire.

[@davidnicholson71]

Great syfy

[@MiBrCo4177]

I just found this video today and I want a part two

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[@IsmaelMeech]

Please come out with a part 2 love story between the former seal and general lol

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[@MaxwellMoore-d1u]

In away it Reminds me of the largest Empire on Earth the British When they up against the Gurkar in Nepal .The British percieved them as primitive Mountain people. But quickly found an high Respect for the Nepalese warriors. And invited them to join the British Empire .The Gurker Soldiers have gained the Full Respect of the British People.

[@johnfenter4729]

Gurkha...

[@MaxwellMoore-d1u]

@johnfenter4729 Yes I knew I'd Spelt wrong. Should have stopped. But if I'd Stopped I would have Forgot.

[@petergaskin1811]

Mate of mine, Pete Smith, was a First Lieutenant in one of the Gurkha Regiments. Even after retirement from the Army, he wore his crossed kukri badge with pride.

[@loreamirenhymryedel5807]

David Caine, kungfu cowboy

[@stevelau7694]

How likely would convergent evolution lead intelligent alien species to be bipedal and generally close in size and shape? Based on physics, it seems very possible.

[@Tenright77]

Does General Arena date?

[@Vin-yo3ig]

Just how many times do you need to repeat the same phrase? How many times can you actually encircle two beings.

[@bazilbednar2081]

Too unrealistic. No. Not all humans would be afraid and ALL of them would be recording their first alien encounters on their phones.

[@carinabritz806]

WOW, Amazing!😂😂 1: Aliens SPEAKING/UNDERSTANDING English when many a nation on earth have a hard time speaking/pronouncing/understanding English !! 2: And yet AGAIN America are invaded by Aliens!!

[@darkraiderph4739]

My guess they were monerting our communication and use a translation device

[@Brother_Orious]

Always America 😭

[@frederickwentz4729]

the story gets off track like its repeating itself it's almost like the story repeats itself just for filer.

[@MrJoel9679]

I wondered when I’d see a comment like this. Theses language models do that. They default a lot to opening middle end and summary. They look to reinforce the theme to satisfy the client criteria.

[@artmiller4481]

Please another part to this story 😊😊😊

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

with these adjustable glasses you too can look like a Nerd from the 60's!.

[@davidbolls4850]

You haven’t used the word “palpable” yet.

[@stephenater9687]

The lack of the is palpable.

[@stephenater9687]

Word

[@oilygr1n]

The absence of an over used adjective was almost palpable. :)

[@brian770]

gleamed like a jewel... yet pic shows a desert wasteland...

[@youneverknow1536]

Ai pic

[@kennethabagis8392]

Sorry we could have sent another CLONE CHEN, instead of you.

[@jonathanbartron3658]

Is it required that you use the word "palpable" in every story? Sure seems like it. Anyway, you've WAY over-used it. It's thesaurus time boys.

[@flikflak24]

i think the general want's his child. the valkyra's are strong female warriors and value strang mate's to get strong/mighty offsprings above all else. and he defeated her in hand to hand combat profe to her that he's strong. therfore wants his as a mate to have strong offsprings with ( in hope that they are physically compatteble to make offsprings ) i bet she even wanted to gab him by the arm/caller to drag him on to there ship for that very reason. but didnt out of curtasy/pride or fear of him seeing her as desporate and therefore not be interrested in mating with her

[@randomdoomer8549]

Death by Snu Snu alien edition

[@maximusmeridius3380]

My name is Caine. I'm here to help....

[@mystudent11]

The narration of this video is outstanding I'm glad I like listening to this series.

[@GunnersRange]

Too damn many Ads! every two minutes...

[@jasondrew5768]

lol, give your warriors women some muscles, not skinny models!

[@Nitro1000]

Ai image

[@lesperez1989]

Mmmmmm all the possibilities are now in play.

[@wait4dl]

the first stop have been DC that would rattle GOVT> what we have of it!

[@KalobBurnett]

What's the name of their planet they're from?

[@B3thym0nst3r]

There is no way punk as gang bangers in New York wouldn't be firing handguns at a ship. And most ppl would be more curious than afraid. This story is dumb.

[@TheAlexRhodes]

No, no... (me watching the bang and the gang drain from their faces as the flying city casts a shadow over their sagging pants, instilling an instinctual dread that completely overrides any cultural notion of badassery)

[@unni6230]

Haa everything happened to America 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinprzy4539]

no sh*t, because garbage 3rd worlds like India, Pakistan etc are already destroyed past reformation lmaoooo.

[@glennbrymer4065]

So, who are you writers? Are you a small group of young writers? Are you an AI? The story is ok, it is interesting. I'm just curious.

[@noneyabusiness1701]

He was tall for a human 6ft lol this definitely wasn’t written by a white or black guy

[@stacycarlton2056]

I mean average human height is 5'6/5'7

[@AwoudeX]

@@stacycarlton2056 average height in the tallest nation on this planet is 6ft1, so a 6ft guy anywhere else is most likely to stand out a bit, given that the USA is 2-3 inch shorter on average... Now imagine they landed in chinatown on top of that xd

[@noneyabusiness1701]

@@stacycarlton2056 Yes in countries that don’t matter

[@maximilianoalcaraz7351]

@@noneyabusiness1701 lil bro is def 5'9.

[@pineapplestudios8309]

Story kinda sucks ngl. Like they arrive on earth to "remind" humanity that they are insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, but at the same time I am 90% sure humans already know that. Not to mention even the story says the aliens are only limited to a "sector" without mention as to how large a sector is, so it is very likely that they too are also insignificant to the grand scheme of things.

[@brianvannorman1465]

Valkyries?

[@petergaskin1811]

Dat da da dah dah...

[@Dave-un4oe]

I love SciFi stories. The problem with most stories that are published on KZbin is that they are entirely produced by AI, and they all sound the same. Uninspired, boring, bland with the same style and vocabulary.

[@MonroeAlva-f7r]

Walker Charles Jackson Nancy Taylor Barbara

[@frank88ster]

So?? No mamas? Test tube babies huh?

[@Sarah-gw3ng]

Looks like an array with a Calvin Klein underwear model with a Calvin and Philips authority center in the source...maybe a gay ~Philippino Tin Man type.

[@RCTPatriot75]

These are all so repetitive.

[@kogoat2390]

This was kinda cringe ngl 💀

[@antsquirly7654]

Not difficult to visualize what the author was doing while thinking up this plot. Talk about early adolescent fantasies.

[@jacobytes8720]

15 min in and it’s just yapping nonsense

[@ExelArts]

Meh

[@davidandrew1078]

Snu Snu.

[@remingtontucker9364]

Sensible a woman warrior race would behave as any warrior would see the value power hungry and tyranny would ignore them being women from a different culture would not have the same psychological and behavioral aspects as human women

[@jackreisewitz6632]

@remingtontucker9364 heard ever you punctuation ?? sentence of structure and

[@andrewham1397]

This is absolutely garbage. Incredibly uncompelling

[@scottphillips2870]

Just bad.

[@u.w.sunitedwestand2117]

When doctor Miami started to get famous down here. Imagine how we felt! And then came the cubans!

[@stevenfranklin7060]

Trash

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[@odinfireful]

good story

[@kennethabagis8392]

Sorry we could have sent another CLONE CHEN, instead of you.

[@kennethabagis8392]

Sorry we could have sent another CLONE CHEN, instead of you.