Hispanic Neighborhood | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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Ali Siddiq

Ali Siddiq

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@renatosarabia9574
@renatosarabia9574 11 ай бұрын
As a Mexican, I appreciate you being able to laugh with us, and chill with us. I was cracking up 😄...comedy is about laughing with people, the sooner we laugh together as a country, and not be so delicate and try to be so PC over everything. the sooner we can really be the greatest country in the world... Together we stand, divided we will fall ...
@nnekachapman8336
@nnekachapman8336 11 ай бұрын
Here, here. I completely agree with you, and I love your message. I'm Trinidadian, and I've said it all along. Keep being positive, and have a wonderful holiday season. 😊❤🎅🏽
@Luciflesh
@Luciflesh 11 ай бұрын
I love this 💯🫡
@papinacho239
@papinacho239 11 ай бұрын
What we need is more mexicans who think like you homie nowadays our ppl by their own families and parents are raised to hate or dont like a certain demographic of mexicans despite us all being the same but I agree with you the sooner we all laugh together and understand our differences we’ll get along way better
@machinegunners3000
@machinegunners3000 11 ай бұрын
​@papinacho9283 we need to support each other more rather than be envious of each other. It's a real problem within the mexican culture. There's that saying, "a Mexicans worst enemy is another Mexican." I absolutely hate that and wish it wasn't true.
@papinacho239
@papinacho239 10 ай бұрын
@@machinegunners3000 you got that right bro hopefully soon we can all get along cuz Mexico has potential to be a global leader but we stop ourselves cuz of bs and greed
@Londaw23
@Londaw23 11 ай бұрын
So true 😂I lived in South Texas an hour from Mexico. It’s always someone watching. No lie, I’m black and I started watching the neighbors houses too when they were away. Like for real no break ins for 4 years and just about everyone got a gun too.
@rickprime83
@rickprime83 11 ай бұрын
You should come down during Charro Days for the Sombrero fest in Brownsville, lot of food, drinks and music. Everybody welcome.
@Londaw23
@Londaw23 11 ай бұрын
@@rickprime83 I went to college in Brownsville, for a short time.
@Iammikeyrivers
@Iammikeyrivers 11 ай бұрын
Your cute btw
@ddave7026
@ddave7026 11 ай бұрын
Same. South Texas love thy neighbor
@Londaw23
@Londaw23 10 ай бұрын
@@Iammikeyrivers thank you
@kayfunnyasl
@kayfunnyasl 11 ай бұрын
Facts I love Hispanics I was the only black guy in a all Mexican neighborhood store and restaurant owners became friends and neighbors would take my dogs and watch them for me if it happened to rain and I wasn’t home or they got out they would feed them and watch them until I got home I love Hispanics fucking helped me fix my car cut my grass no charge man look say what you want they really are a United people can’t come to my house without them screening you or calling me and asking if I know you
@Jenndaniellee
@Jenndaniellee 8 ай бұрын
Damn, ngl you’re cute. Living with Mexicans is great but dating one is better 🤪✨😏
@airiksg817
@airiksg817 8 ай бұрын
Sometimes I'll stay with family friends and she would come and talk to me and be like. Hey, I've noticed this car's been parked across the street for about 2 hours now. I'm not sure if I should call the cops and I'd be like do you want me to ask 'em what they're doing here? She'd be like no, I don't know and so I'd go and ask and the person's like oh sorry, I've just been having a conversation for this whole time and I didn't want to drive...
@paulbarragan5732
@paulbarragan5732 8 ай бұрын
That’s Mexicans for you brother. We’re always here to lend a hand.
@dangercat9188
@dangercat9188 8 ай бұрын
Just remember that not all of us are mexican. I hate when people, mainly non east coast Americans say that stuff. It's like saying Asian and then only talking about Chinese folks 🤦‍♂️
@DrAldoGuerra
@DrAldoGuerra 6 ай бұрын
He thanks for the love to us hispanics, and you're cute
@ariel_vee3
@ariel_vee3 11 ай бұрын
Ali is the fucken best 😂 “Neighbor hood watch is on your ass” I can definitely see an abuelita keeping and eye out 😂
@richierich_broski
@richierich_broski 9 ай бұрын
That neighborhood watch shit is real. One time we werent home and our neighbor noticed a car she didnt recognize in our driveway, she went up to the door and knocked on the door all brave and shit and started questioning them. It was my aunt and uncle that were there to fix our bathroom.
@julvwildcat190
@julvwildcat190 10 ай бұрын
I'm always watching my neighbor's houses. I'm Mexican. That made me laugh. 😂 I instantly recognized I was that person. 🤣
@doracampos2088
@doracampos2088 9 ай бұрын
You’re a good neighbor 😊🇲🇽
@julvwildcat190
@julvwildcat190 9 ай бұрын
@@doracampos2088 🤣🤣🤣
@torrestorrestorres488
@torrestorrestorres488 2 ай бұрын
Same here and they know it and thank me many times.
@Hugo-Hernandez
@Hugo-Hernandez 11 ай бұрын
Im glad after the Mexican boots incident you had, you still gave us another chance.
@xsnake3180
@xsnake3180 2 ай бұрын
They got them boots 😂
@Wacco801AugustoGarcia
@Wacco801AugustoGarcia Ай бұрын
Loved it 😂😂😂 I did 3 years in USP Lompoc and Yeees indeed.
@keycrum4218
@keycrum4218 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 she learned how to whisper in a helicopter 😂😂
@lesley5380
@lesley5380 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@anthony562
@anthony562 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@74alyse
@74alyse 11 ай бұрын
hearing is the last sense to go and she did not understand that the brother heard her.
@goodpainlive1
@goodpainlive1 11 ай бұрын
that was hilarious
@freestate4564
@freestate4564 11 ай бұрын
Jamie Foxx said that back in '96 on his show
@murphyshsu
@murphyshsu 10 ай бұрын
I’m near Huntsville, Texas! Love Texas Latinos and Latinas… they have hearts of gold. Proud to be their neighbor!
@jorgegonzales9815
@jorgegonzales9815 Ай бұрын
We ain't Latinos. We are Mexican as Ali says. Thanks tho.
@sierrabrown1664
@sierrabrown1664 9 ай бұрын
I live next door to a Dominican family. I can confirm this is all true. I was hit by a stray bullet and they started coming out from everywhere trying their best to keep me from bleeding out. They were awesome and now tell everyone that I am family! Shout out to the Hispanic community! #family
@RichardSena-mi8lk
@RichardSena-mi8lk 9 ай бұрын
Been on the lawn myself. Mexican party are the best!! You ain't leaving That house sober or hungry!!😅
@RubenRamos-z4y
@RubenRamos-z4y 11 ай бұрын
As a Mexican that's not racist lol it's hilarious 😂. Love you Ali much love to you
@samsneadd
@samsneadd 11 ай бұрын
Its sad tht today we have to even say tht cause ppl of all races and places are just so damn sensitive. I too have found myself in the comments lettting everyone know that I am ... And i was laughing and not offended.
@marthawilliams8876
@marthawilliams8876 10 ай бұрын
As a Mexican, I’m not offended either. I think when people get offended is when they clump all Latinos/hispanics in one. My husband is black and would get mad at his dad when he would generalize and say that Mexican. My husband would always say how you know they Mexican, did you ask them?
@NurseVale33
@NurseVale33 9 ай бұрын
As a Mexican, I agree 😂😂😂😂 i think it’s so funny bc is so real 😂
@rg1649
@rg1649 3 ай бұрын
KZbin response template: Start with an unnecessary startement about who you are: * "As a _____" , or * "As someone who______", or * "As a ____, who has ____, I can confirm ____"
@rg1649
@rg1649 3 ай бұрын
​@@marthawilliams8876KZbin response template: Start with an unnecessary startement about who you are: * "As a _____" , or * "As someone who______", or * "As a ____, who has ____, I can confirm ____"
@Tainoblazed
@Tainoblazed 11 ай бұрын
“Where you learn to whisper in a helicopter?” Lmfao!!!
@johrathbun
@johrathbun 11 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Mexico, I can confirm all of this is true. My neighbors are the reason why I fell in love with the culture. And, yes, every neighborhood has a Carlos, too! 😆
@MarinaESC-gt9ri
@MarinaESC-gt9ri 10 ай бұрын
There is a Maria and a Carlos in every Mexican family . Mines has 3 carlos😂😂😂😂
@WarriorJournals
@WarriorJournals 10 ай бұрын
Guau, I feel less Mexican now. Mi familia doesn't have a Carlos. I've lost count of the Maria's though.😄@@MarinaESC-gt9ri
@johrathbun
@johrathbun 9 ай бұрын
Don't forget your primo,@@MarinaESC-gt9ri , Juan!
@rg1649
@rg1649 3 ай бұрын
KZbin response template: Start with an unnecessary startement about who you are: * "As a _____" , or * "As someone who______", or * "As a ____, who has ____, I can confirm ____"
@El_Soldado
@El_Soldado 2 ай бұрын
Jaja my neighbor who just moved back to Mexico with his family is named Carlos 😂😂
@cjohnson_
@cjohnson_ 11 ай бұрын
"put that down thats not yours" 😂😂😂😂😂 as a fellow houstonian he told no lies, its always somebody home and some shit poppin in the mexican neighborhood...good times to be had
@justinarazo8857
@justinarazo8857 11 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. I have been married to a Mexican man for 10 years and you described everything perfectly. 😂
@602State
@602State 10 ай бұрын
@QueerdoLocAsians are bad for the economy
@1Skorpia
@1Skorpia 10 ай бұрын
Yup. Mexican parties ain't no joke. Food out on 2 tables all night. Kids sleeping on 2 chairs. Uncles passed out on lawn chairs. Grandma watching TV with a Corona, watching a drama or the kids playing, men talking about work at 3 in the morning, women somewhere there's a comfortable bed-even on an airmattress. Cousins all over the bedroom floors with bags of hot chips and candy. Then at around daybreak the damnrooster wakes everyone up and they start cleaning to loud music pissing off the neighbors😊😂🔊🎵🎶
@NurseVale33
@NurseVale33 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 giiiiiirl soooo real
@mindymorgan8479
@mindymorgan8479 9 ай бұрын
This is what I miss the most!
@bigbodykarate6403
@bigbodykarate6403 8 ай бұрын
A la Verga , giving me straight up flash backs haha .
@Arrona222
@Arrona222 8 ай бұрын
With Selena or Tigres del Norte or even Ramon Ayala music
@vargasmartin7143
@vargasmartin7143 8 ай бұрын
This is all latino fiestas. From Mexico to Argentina we all act the same 😂
@pheona1164
@pheona1164 10 ай бұрын
2:24 😆Mexican, grew up in Socal. Never did our house get broken into it. There was always someone home and lights on. With 8 kids and too many backyard dogs, there was always someone running around. We knew when our neighbors were away and when someone new was around. You don't screw around with a Mexican house. Someone did try to steal our beat up car, but one of us ran out and scared him away. 👀 Always watching.
@JanWynd
@JanWynd 2 ай бұрын
No lies detected. I'm Africana, I frequent a wifi cafe thats right next door to the home of a Mexicana family. And I mean, RIGHT next door(the only thing that seperates their home from the cafe is a brick fortification that is about 3-feet high.) The actual outside-patio of the cafe might as well be their front lawn. Anyways, on this one particular nite, I'm at the cafe after it closed, still messin around on my laptop n shit. Some racist yt supremacist rode by on a bike and started mouthin off. I stood up to get ready for combat. Without missing a beat, the Mexicana family heard the racist and immediately CAME OUTSIDE, told dude to get da f*&^%$ outta here. The swift speed with which they came out let me know dem ninjaz was on DECK ! ! ! ! ! Much love to my Mexicana Family! Respect!
@pheona1164
@pheona1164 2 ай бұрын
@@JanWynd lmao i love this! ❤
@JanWynd
@JanWynd 2 ай бұрын
@@pheona1164 ❤💯👃
@Ray-pp5qb
@Ray-pp5qb 11 ай бұрын
I appreciate how Ali handled those ladies. He wasnt mean, or try to use that interuption opportunity to disrespect those ladies. He's very smart and understood they were just naturally loud and aint know no better. He got his point across and a laugh. Very smooth. Id definitely pay to see him live just based off how classy he carries himself.
@blackasylum9770
@blackasylum9770 11 ай бұрын
Ali siddiq and chappelle are the 2 best comedians i have ever seen live. 2 different styles and both KILLED😂
@frederickamilner558
@frederickamilner558 11 ай бұрын
I agree
@resah18
@resah18 11 ай бұрын
It's that Richard Pryor inheritance.
@OllyhayOffittmay
@OllyhayOffittmay 7 ай бұрын
Can’t forget Gastor Almonte! 😁
@143todaylife8
@143todaylife8 11 ай бұрын
Houston texas culture is black&brown 💯✊🏾✊🏿Love it.
@pesuci1597
@pesuci1597 Ай бұрын
♥️🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤♥️
@PennCreatives215
@PennCreatives215 11 ай бұрын
Luv, Ali Siddiq😂😂😂! His delivery is so natural and unmatched!
@ArtzNmeowz
@ArtzNmeowz 11 ай бұрын
❤😂 that is EXACTLY what I was going to say.. I've watched all of his videos!!
@Sarcasm1855
@Sarcasm1855 11 ай бұрын
I lived in a neighborhood with Mexicans and someone in their home is ALWAYS up😂😂😂 and their alcohol is NOT the same. Same as Jamaican or Dominican alcohol...it's strong‼️
@vfergi8196
@vfergi8196 11 ай бұрын
He said any Hispanic people.. I'm like 🙋🏽 and my mom is maria! And my abuela would def say that😂.. somebody pleazzze put Ali in a movie 🥰🤣🤣
@deewheels9871
@deewheels9871 11 ай бұрын
i always thought it was rude the audience is talking while comedian is on stage. if u want to talk, pick your ass up, an leave the place. nothing u saying is funnier then what he is saying
@animefreak122ist8
@animefreak122ist8 11 ай бұрын
You could also argue he has a good and familiar rapport with his audience. That being said I agree that talking during his performance is a bit rude
@PLEASURE_MeMe
@PLEASURE_MeMe 11 ай бұрын
Agreed
@sherylmoss642
@sherylmoss642 11 ай бұрын
The late great Paul Mooney didn't play that I remember a club he was performing in Washington DC A person was on the phone having a conversation he heard it and stopped the show and tore the audience member a new butt hole It's rude and disrespectful If you want to talk stay the fuck home Had that happen in the movies where I've told people to shut up
@valeedadavidson678
@valeedadavidson678 11 ай бұрын
ALWAYS IN WASHINGTON IT'S ALWAYS DISRESPECTFUL.
@jessicagirts3250
@jessicagirts3250 11 ай бұрын
Yeah people have NO RESPECT ANYMORE, everyone thinks they’re the main character….. wonderful days of social media….. 😂😂😂
@KIPSMITHERZ415
@KIPSMITHERZ415 11 ай бұрын
Pure facts, partying with mexicans are different, you will end up in your neighbors yard being Mexican lol
@im_jus_maya
@im_jus_maya 7 ай бұрын
"These Mexican neighbors were friendly. They did not have on BOOTS" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@stacyA65
@stacyA65 Ай бұрын
I'm parked Mexican and Italian I watched the whole damn neighborhood😂
@mariomurillo714
@mariomurillo714 2 ай бұрын
My Boy U Ain’t Lying I’m Mexican.And I have a Bunch Of Mexican Neighborhood Watchers Next To Me😂😂.You A Fool For That One🙌Much Love Brotha
@jdelamora3770
@jdelamora3770 10 ай бұрын
I'm Mexican and I don't see no racism in saying that work you have me rolling haha keep it up bro
@Utubedeletescomments
@Utubedeletescomments 10 ай бұрын
Racism? Why would it?
@jdelamora3770
@jdelamora3770 8 ай бұрын
That's what I'm saying why would it
@NateSmith87
@NateSmith87 11 ай бұрын
That lady was DYING for a solid 3 minutes, haha. He is not lying about the Hispanic culture, at all. Grew up around several in the Hispanic community. Love yall.
@MzFaithluvly
@MzFaithluvly 9 ай бұрын
I'm hispanic and this is true. We are like that. We look out for one another. You don't even have to ask...we got you lol. Best believe nobody gonna take your stuff💯😂🤣😂
@kameshiam1674
@kameshiam1674 8 ай бұрын
I grew up in Houston and Ali isn't lying. We had the Hispanic neighbors that used to watch our house. The lady of the house would come over and make faces at my moms baracho beans. (They weren't right, smh). It was nice of her to teach mama how to do it properly.
@joebauers1467
@joebauers1467 11 ай бұрын
If your at a latino party and you didn't see how the drinks were made or WHO made them let your first drink sit for a min 😂😂😂
@jaythemachine3845
@jaythemachine3845 11 ай бұрын
Same thing with the salsas!. Gotta be careful with those too lol
@42Ccastro
@42Ccastro 9 ай бұрын
As the one who usually makes them, that's good advice. I make the kind that don't taste like alcohol. They usually find out when it's too late. 😂
@iecomputersandmore4663
@iecomputersandmore4663 3 ай бұрын
Make sure they open bottles in front of you.
@fademusic1980
@fademusic1980 2 ай бұрын
​@@jaythemachine3845i always tell myself im gonna be careful around the salsa but i know im lying to myself. Thats tomorrow me's problem
@OoohhForSure
@OoohhForSure Ай бұрын
We are trying to get everybody fucked up
@cloggedaorta
@cloggedaorta 8 ай бұрын
"Them margaritas got your ass, uh, bruh?" 😂
@Papawcanner
@Papawcanner 2 ай бұрын
Mexican alarm clock is a rooster .
@juvenalmaguellal6721
@juvenalmaguellal6721 2 ай бұрын
Thats facts no lie
@TravelWithKAS
@TravelWithKAS Ай бұрын
I found that out in Chicago. They had a rooster in the middle of the hood! Waking everybody up!!! 😂
@raymondmirabal5879
@raymondmirabal5879 Ай бұрын
In anger ! When you say nigger or Mexican honky slant eye's Indian ! When it get's racist!
@Mango-ld1mm
@Mango-ld1mm 2 ай бұрын
“Them margaritas gotcha homeboy” I can’t 🤣
@LitteredNGlitter
@LitteredNGlitter 2 ай бұрын
As a Mexican I approve of this message 🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂
@IvaObannon
@IvaObannon 2 ай бұрын
Ali is so unmatched! The way he spun the lady telling and them talking that fast! Pure talent 👏🏼
@joserojo8663
@joserojo8663 11 ай бұрын
Sign of a great comic is improvisation. Bro used that moment of them talking to give a bonus laugh. 🔥
@pablomontanez3508
@pablomontanez3508 10 ай бұрын
He ain't lying about Spanish neighbors lol I'm Puerto Rican and I had some Cuban neighbors and Brazilian neighbors when I moved into my neighborhood a couple years back. I had one of my friends pulled up and wait for me at my crib while I got out of work and both my neighbors came out questioning who he was and they hit me up to let me know lol I don't know how they got my number either lol but it's good to know I got that type of security
@kimberlyvespa
@kimberlyvespa 2 ай бұрын
My father in-law, God rest his soul, was Cuban and always watching the comings and goings on the street they lived on in Miami.😂
@nhokonhokopuala
@nhokonhokopuala 11 ай бұрын
Ali is so dam good as a story teller ❤
@reddfoxx897
@reddfoxx897 11 ай бұрын
Grew up in south central LA hella mexicans all you hear kn weekends is ay ay ay but i loved it 😂😂
@rastagyaljay
@rastagyaljay 11 ай бұрын
Massive Respect. Massive Blessings. One Love. Thank you for the laughs Mr.Siddiq.🫶🏽
@aBMWEnthusiast
@aBMWEnthusiast 10 ай бұрын
“Where did you learn to whisper, in a helicopter (0:55)?” lol 🤣
@pbc_03
@pbc_03 10 ай бұрын
Yo....my Mexican neighbors be blasting that reggaetton all hours of the day and night.
@dtownblastinsalvi62
@dtownblastinsalvi62 9 ай бұрын
Ali is the best Mexican I know
@kolbor9253
@kolbor9253 10 ай бұрын
Not a mexican, but as a south American, i relate and dont think is racist at all!!! 🤣😂🤣
@OmgWtfTsuji
@OmgWtfTsuji 11 ай бұрын
You call it street pharmaceutical rep, I call it urban pharmaceutical distributor
@saradavis9137
@saradavis9137 11 ай бұрын
Oooh I like 😏✌️
@heathertea2704
@heathertea2704 11 ай бұрын
That's a New one. 😁
@nicolevahai5982
@nicolevahai5982 11 ай бұрын
Upd
@Malik_Free
@Malik_Free 11 ай бұрын
I just call it the plug lol
@logan5326
@logan5326 3 ай бұрын
🤣😂😭
@zenkrow990
@zenkrow990 11 ай бұрын
Out here being fkn Mexican 😂😂😂
@Ray-pp5qb
@Ray-pp5qb 11 ай бұрын
This was a good set, and he ain't lying. Ive definitely experience variations if this theme. The Mexican homies cool af to live around down south.
@choclategoody
@choclategoody 11 ай бұрын
You are a breathe of fresh air!!! Real comedy! Love your timing and storytelling!! ❤ GBless
@madamemarmot
@madamemarmot 9 ай бұрын
This is really beautiful. If more people would listen to this, we could cure racism in this country. Ali, keep on keeping on, Bro. You are special.
@johnsimon7533
@johnsimon7533 11 ай бұрын
This brother always makes me laugh harder than ever and I hope to get to see his new show in San Antonio. Keep spreading your joy brother
@vahuntress5940
@vahuntress5940 8 ай бұрын
I am here today because a Hispanic family saw a guy breaking into my house. They called multiple times and I didn't answer that thought the person had did something to me. I was sleep and heard nothing. They held the guy down until the police arrived. They thought their were others because of the screeching car and items found outside from 2 other neighbor's home. OMG the food they cooked for parties was unreal and usually they sent us a plate.
@berthaw24
@berthaw24 11 ай бұрын
LMAO!!! I grow up next the Mexicans as well and boy did they know how to PARTY!!! 😂😂😂❤
@kingjellybean9795
@kingjellybean9795 11 ай бұрын
To the point ya wanna start slashing tires on a Tuesday night... fuckin settle down Hector, your my ride to work
@34blackula
@34blackula 11 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, you might not know what the party is about lol but you be out there with their asses because they won't let you just walk by.
@cjohnson_
@cjohnson_ 11 ай бұрын
7 days a week!!! It's going up on any random day 😂😂😂😂
@cjohnson_
@cjohnson_ 11 ай бұрын
​@@kingjellybean9795😂😂😂😂😂😂
@elianamejia7045
@elianamejia7045 8 ай бұрын
😂
@punygreenman5956
@punygreenman5956 11 ай бұрын
Living in a Mexican neighborhood in Texas I however am yet to see a dude sprawled out on his lawn lol. Fingers crossed I'll see it soon 😂😂😂
@davidday2373
@davidday2373 11 ай бұрын
Just to let you know, in case youre ever invited to your neighbors party...., Margaritas are a woman's drink. Mexican men don't go around drinking a lady's Margaritas.
@bleepbloop404
@bleepbloop404 11 ай бұрын
​@@davidday2373yea only women can handle how strong they are. Men need the weaker stuff... or they end up spending the night in the grass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@hang1893
@hang1893 11 ай бұрын
So a drink thats mostly tequila with a squirt of Lime juice is a womans drink? Then i guess im a woman then. @@davidday2373
@robynhardy5777
@robynhardy5777 11 ай бұрын
I love my Hispanic neighbors 😂
@davidday2373
@davidday2373 11 ай бұрын
Its Tamales season! You know how good of neighbors you are if they bring you a bag of tamales or not.
@Mr6502fast
@Mr6502fast 11 ай бұрын
Ali the 👑 of Storytelling Comedy ain’t nobody fucking with him .
@enobishop1419
@enobishop1419 6 ай бұрын
"My friend" lol! True! 🔥 ❤
@bladeshred01
@bladeshred01 9 ай бұрын
in d a good Hispanic neighborhood with traditional values. if one of us sees someone or a car that we don't know, the entire neighborhood watch instantly finds out 🤣
@concreteloyalty564
@concreteloyalty564 Ай бұрын
Once Again, thanks Mann!!!💜🙏🏾
@Icetillidie
@Icetillidie 11 ай бұрын
I thought i was watching a bootleg dvd from the 2k era😂, that lady talked all through the show.
@salahudeenmuhammad432
@salahudeenmuhammad432 11 ай бұрын
Al Hamdulillah I love this Brother May Allah continue to reward him and his family Ameen
@JasmineNothanks
@JasmineNothanks 10 ай бұрын
This is so true! I used to live in the student family housing at my university and sure enough, the Mexican family always let me know when/if the maintenance stopped by. I miss my old neighbors. Also, I’m Mexican, nosy and home most of the time and you better believe I’ll be letting my neighbors know if something looks shady
@thealgerian3285
@thealgerian3285 6 ай бұрын
Best part is how you can yell at them for nothing and they'll still invite you to their party next week.
@qp_lacabra
@qp_lacabra 11 ай бұрын
It’s the Godamn roosters lol you getting up whether you want to or not
@eazybentz6429
@eazybentz6429 3 ай бұрын
Omg I'm Mexican and ol' boy had me LMAO 😂😂that's hella funny ...and you right we do have some great Tequila or Mezcal 🎉
@frankblack1014
@frankblack1014 8 ай бұрын
Lowkey he ain't lying its 4am and it looks like we sleepin but im chillin with my german Shepard waiting for a mothaEffrr. 😂
@MzBee-qm5gs
@MzBee-qm5gs 11 ай бұрын
I can't wait until January 28th when I get to see you live!! I love the way you tell a story!! I laugh until I'm crying
@etxkevin7452
@etxkevin7452 3 ай бұрын
"Where did you learn to whisper, in a helicopter?!?!"
@tiashiak1
@tiashiak1 11 ай бұрын
When other ethnic groups tell you not to intake more than two of their drinks, Listen ‼️‼️‼️ I'm Jamaican we have a rum called John Crow Batty,,,,, It translates to a vultures ass 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 yep
@logan5326
@logan5326 3 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂🤣😭….I tried that in 8 Rios…🥴🥴🥴🤕
@lesbethtacioni1733
@lesbethtacioni1733 10 ай бұрын
Ali would be invited to all my messican family functions💯
@TheLovely990
@TheLovely990 11 ай бұрын
"Do something with her, your a@##es going to jail"😅😅😅😅
@thegreatnexus4207
@thegreatnexus4207 11 ай бұрын
As a Hispanic we always love to joke the impposible and party like it’s the end of days lol 😂 so this hit SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂
@rg1649
@rg1649 3 ай бұрын
KZbin response template: Start with an unnecessary startement about who you are: * "As a _____" , or * "As someone who______", or * "As a ____, who has ____, I can confirm ____"
@jacobecheverri5291
@jacobecheverri5291 11 ай бұрын
There’s an abuelita looking out the window every second of every day just remember that
@jah40152
@jah40152 11 ай бұрын
Guy is really involved with his audience on and off stage kudos brother
@lovelee1772
@lovelee1772 9 ай бұрын
Mannn when I lived in Dallas my neighbor stayed keeping me up to date with things that were going on, and every holiday she'd give me tamales.
@tiashiak1
@tiashiak1 11 ай бұрын
A Street Pharmaceutical Representative. You need to give resume advice cause this is gold😂😂😂
@mariaacostarizzo7623
@mariaacostarizzo7623 10 ай бұрын
🇲🇽😂😂😂 lolz "my fren" So true. I already knew you were about to end up on that grass when you went to drink with your neighbors.
@ManSittinNext2DaMan
@ManSittinNext2DaMan 11 ай бұрын
How you gon' tell somebody IN SPANISH that their asses stink "TOMORROW"?!?🤣🤣🤣
@pauljackson9716
@pauljackson9716 2 ай бұрын
Finally, I realize who he sounds like, Gangstalicious from the Boondocks.
@lisamclaurinholt3196
@lisamclaurinholt3196 11 ай бұрын
Love you Ali. I have to go so I can binge watch your specials beginning with DOMINO EFFECT.
@tradeforcharity
@tradeforcharity 11 ай бұрын
"...where you learn to whisper in a Helicopter" WTF LOL OMG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Helixal
@Helixal 11 ай бұрын
The seasoning part is hilarious. I love that
@Moonlava722
@Moonlava722 11 ай бұрын
Mad respect to you ! For making us laugh !
@naynay197
@naynay197 11 ай бұрын
I’m dropping some knowledge but ….back in the conquistadores days black slaves and Aztec slaves actually formed bonds. They actually lived together and formed family bonds. Even today through generations you still see this bond. I have black folks in my family. We call ourselves BLAXICANS literally. We make the best kids😂 FAST…. HARDWORKING babies 😂😂👍👍🔥🔥🔥
@kpaggie
@kpaggie 8 ай бұрын
So true! I told my husband that a Hispanic neighborhood would be so great to live in! My parents bought two condemned side by side shotgun houses in a Houston barrio in the 80s. Crack houses and cat houses next door and drug dealers on the corner. We lived in one when they were still dirt poor before I hit preschool. My former Mexican nanny married our El Salvadorian family friend, whom my mom started her landscape design company with, and sold the other house for like 10,000 grand. They lived in that tiny house with three generations of family, and my brothers and I later took turns living in the remaining house next door. They watched out for us 24/7 and come over to take care of urgent matters when we weren't there.
@JNoelVelazquez
@JNoelVelazquez 8 ай бұрын
This was actually really good!
@yesandnoynada
@yesandnoynada Ай бұрын
I’m Mexican. This is very funny.
@cmann517
@cmann517 9 ай бұрын
He said he wanted to be the best storyteller. I can't think of anyone better rn.
@gawainfraites7994
@gawainfraites7994 11 ай бұрын
Ali is really one da best out there.
@domenikavalenzuela9368
@domenikavalenzuela9368 9 ай бұрын
The fact that all Latino being called Mexican 😂yeah call them out for talking on the audience 😂
@YourKyng
@YourKyng 11 ай бұрын
She snitched too fast
@robertoreguenes
@robertoreguenes 8 ай бұрын
Carlos was shit faced from the night before. I done been there more than once. Passed out in my front lawn in the morning😂😂😂
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 11 ай бұрын
"learned how to whisper in a helicopter" 😂😂 Ali im gonna use that 1 .
@justinchee5526
@justinchee5526 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh this evening. God bless.
@nathanelliott7897
@nathanelliott7897 11 ай бұрын
“Them margaritas got your ass huh boy?”😂😂😂
@onyinyeegwuagu3583
@onyinyeegwuagu3583 11 ай бұрын
Ali Sadiq is the realest. He is soooooooooooo funny
@deitykush
@deitykush 11 ай бұрын
Where you learn how to Whisper? IN A HELICOPTER 😅😅😅
@ZombiEh2
@ZombiEh2 11 ай бұрын
You invited to the carne asada any time Ali. 😂😂 🍻 🇲🇽
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