Parenting and the PTA | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

Who else embarrasses their kids as punishment?
what you do? I still got that Isaiah Thomas outfit on deck
Upcoming Tour Dates:
March 1: Milwaukee
March 2: Minneapolis
March 8: Birmingham
March 9: Macon, GA
March 15: Indianapolis
March 16: Akron OH
March 22 New York City
March 23 Albany
March 29 Lexington
March 30 Raleigh
Tickets: Link in bio
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
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[@natieralickfeldt5160]

Not Mr.Smith saying "I'd vote for ya"🤣 it be your own husband

[@leannepassig7033]

Right?!!! Like he’s straight was tired of her and figured out a way to get back at her. Bet he uses her loss in every argument they have now 🤣🤣🤣

[@briankelly5847]

But he was sick of hearing her got damn mouth. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Max-zg2ci]

My man said “I done Kunta Kinte’d myself!” 😂💀😂

[@geemonay]

I don’t care how many times I hear this brother tell a joke, it’s always funny to me. This is a Master at work 🙇🏾‍♀️

[@chise1953]

I see Ali Siddiq.. I click

[@bigredd690]

Facts

[@ayomideawe802]

Props to his storytelling. Feels like listening to a mentor and a wise one all in one.😊

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Every comic has a unique gimmick. That is definitely his gimmick. 💪🏽

[@AutoYoung]

It immerses you. Feels like you’re there. 😂😂😂

[@user-fi6bk1fe9c]

🤣" you think I can win? " famous last words

[@lukeskywalkerjr2771]

“Every morning I hit Steve ass with that stop sign , go around Steve “😂😂

[@monnie1027]

He is such a great comedian..I love his comedy 😂😅😂😅😂

[@sanjemyles3944]

Ali is GOATED man, love from Jamaica 🇯🇲

[@Shablue1]

"Mr. Smith don set me up"....😅😅

[@Sunshinex472]

His sneakers game always on 10!! SAY IT AIN'T SO😂😂

[@TashBush]

😂😂😂

[@l.a.richsama1243]

Mr Smith was playing chess 🤣

[@TheDarjonmaxwell]

Lmao he's absolutely HILARIOUS

[@rickgriffin7131]

Oh, man... "Isaiah Thomas outfit on..." I laughed out loud for a full minute! Dude, you are so damn funny! Love your stories!

[@cocoochwada9371]

Bruh, I died laughing!!!

[@harddrivedaroosta3423]

You are a masterful storyteller, sir! ...and.. you won😅😅

[@mocha6369]

Ali, I discovered you 2 weeks ago. You, sir, are an extraordinary storyteller... Do you know when you will be back in Michigan doing a show.

[@stephaniewood1355]

Katt needs to give Ali his credit for real

[@ninoruffin3293]

Had my wallet in my sock 😂😂😂😂

[@AvaLiveLife]

Your material is original, authentic and superlative - masterfully executed. You’re one of a kind. Wishing you continued success. I enjoy every moment of your comedy and after a terrible day, your comedy makes life better.

[@heathertea2704]

Yep. I been there.😫 Everybody got they azz whooped from the Boomerang effect . 😅

[@themuzz351]

Good to hear a good storyteller comedian again!

[@marquisjones7376]

This man a legend…😂

[@tandienkosi6130]

you are amazing Sir, please come to South Africa. I have been following your comedy for so long. I introduced you to my mom who was not really a fan of stand-up (Trevor Noah being the exception coz she understood the jokes) but once she watched DOMINO EFFECT part 2 LOSS, we laughed, we cried and she kept saying how much she wanted to hug you. Also, you making your videos downloadable allowed us to watch them during load-shedding- not all heroes wear capes

[@ahjahjohnson2535]

I want to hear more Travis 😂😂. There is always a Travis

[@prettyblkgyrl74]

Mr. Smith is the OPS & he wanted ALL THE SMOKE that day. Ali didn't even see it coming 😂😂😂 I bet the movie "Mr & Mrs Smith" is based on their true life 😜🤣😂

[@205music]

Say OG u funny asl 😂 as a 37 year old father I’ve always put that belt on my kids but after watching this segment I’m finna start embarrassing my kids 🥹

[@jamesonglasgow1307]

Mr Smith done sit his ass up 😂😂

[@cookiecook-jackson9297]

That's me.. embarrass them😂😂😂😂

[@jascott1983]

I can relate. Love this story! Ali is Hilarious! ❤🤣😂🤣😂🤣 👏👏👏👏👏

[@DBryant65]

🤣🤣🤣 Mr. Smith got you man

[@glintrhmj]

Eloquent speaker and hilarious 😂😂 bruh on another level

[@user-ml4eb6ib6d]

An embarrassing my mom was like that right where you did it is right where you got it ❤😂😂😂

[@dumaskhan]

It was an ambush!

[@tjsealey5572]

My favorite comedian!❤😂😅

[@cookiecookie8829]

Awesome Parent Ali do what you need to do!!!

[@carleanehawkins6561]

Hilarious. I had a friend who would show up to her daughter’s school in a similar fashion

[@SA-zg3xz]

u should run..u think I can win...I ll vote for ya...😂

[@retrobreezy393]

Master at workkkkk, your story telling and jokes are top tier bro❤

[@user-ml8ld1kl6b]

You had me dying Ali but in the middle of my laugh it took a turn to a WTF type of laughter cuz isn’t it indecent exposure to that that IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL?!

[@aliigatorwine]

I love Ali’s voice.

[@erikabynes4099]

A master storyteller … ❤

[@jennyjohnson9364]

When Chappelle started going off the rails Ali has become my new comedy hero. So damn funny! ❤

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

Off the rails? He's gotten better!

[@Jjoseph36]

You just wanted to mention Chappelle? 😕

[@oksana8575]

Love his comedy! ❤

[@NataschaSaunders]

Loved seeing him live in Boston!

[@aliciareece5803]

Ali never disappoints! 😂😂

[@helgagemin6782]

i was rolling,mr smith was in the car

[@bbrowngrooms]

HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

[@joycejackson5103]

Thanks!

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

thank u

[@eastsidereviews727]

Appreciate the call out of our boy Isiah Thomas from my Pistons! I've seen parents do this and I think kids would much rather catch an ass whopping than this lol!!

[@user-ml4eb6ib6d]

Say it aint so😅😂❤❤❤

[@anthonysutter1078]

My daddy tried to give me a spanking a week after he got into a car accident. As soon as he tried to swing, he got a sharp pain in his chest. Last time he ever tried to give me a spanking. Best believe I'm still laughing at his ass behind that shit!🤣

[@RO7IN]

Ali story telling skills are up there with Dave! Ali..when when you coming to the UK 🇬🇧

[@Cobra_Diamond]

That was a Funny Ending 😂😂😂

[@eviljigglypuff2254]

Ali is so good. Love his story and hie he's perfected his craft. MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS!

[@milkncookiegurl778]

I need you to put out way more videos. I have to procrastinate with subpar comedians.

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

check my youtube page.

[@MT-hk9cp]

​@@AliSiddiqComedyGodfrey brought me here! Subscribing now

[@NoLineNoWait123AbC]

That father joke was real similar to Kevin’s joke about his father. Great joke.

[@rachaelcastillo8394]

Yessss!!!

[@lmj420]

Dammit Steve!!! 😂😂😂

[@user-cn5yw6wj9r]

My man is very funny enjoy every time I hear his jokes or true story just great 👍 I don't laugh much that's why comedy is so great im laughing and saying damn I haven't even laughed u know. Anybody understand me ? Thx if read this.

[@candicebreedlove8213]

You get my

[@ladoramccall4837]

U r funny AF!

[@RAKEyon]

Too funny

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

This is about Yeww 😂😂

[@ozzythepoet]

Not gonna lie, i’d rather the ass whoopin😂😂😂😂

[@judithmccrea2601]

Dominated. I used to call them the Gang of Moms. 😂😂😂. Tired of hearing her god damn voice. 😂😂😂

[@EliteWalkThroughs]

When is this stand up special coming out full on youtube?

[@queencushie2905]

Mr. Smith was trying to save his marriage

[@superpatoreviews8167]

We need another special...

[@S3duct0rZ0rra]

Where’s this full stand up set?

[@jeffreypinder9398]

Hilarious

[@Rhedd30]

Bet it was Steve Smith lol

[@muni_911]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:59

[@whoopwhoop1584]

This a good dude makes me think HBO is probably ran by a joke

[@sherillebarber6346]

What’s the name of this full special? Hard to watch the shorts, I prefer to just watch the full show if possible

[@alainiakollasch9453]

Dammit what is the name of this stand up I can only find clips 😢 I NEED TO SEE THE WHOLE THANG DAMMIT

[@tbar7925]

❤❤❤❤

[@ysmithriley]

I CAN'T UNSEE YOU in the cafeteria when your b🙃lls fell out!!! 😬😱🤣😭😭💀💀💀

[@michaelhawthorne4197]

I would just start acting a fool like my parent

[@D0CT0R420]

I like peanut butter!

[@bernadineblack7376]

Katt gave Ali his props already Stephanie months ago.

[@stacylarge5636]

I once broke a blood vessel in my hand spanking my kid...

[@dreamhunter8967]

Where van i watch the complete thing😊

[@dreamhunter8967]

I still want to know where to watch the complete video xd

[@robsoultrain1061]

😂😂😂

[@theeveningexperience]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Martinez_Got_Jokes]

😂😂😂😂

[@elysesmith6938]

2 funny

[@mrwesthebarber1985]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrsNewland318]

😂😂😂😂#mygriot

[@cynthiajones1558]

Spanking is not helpful to our children. Speak talk love to them. My mother jacked me up at school, back in the day when you could do that. She sent me back in class. She told me to apologize to my teacher and classmates. "You won't have no problems from her. Broke my rest. I have to work tonight!"

[@tamikascarbrough7406]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noworriesimfijian]

😂😂😂😂😂😎👍🤘🤙👊

[@wendellkirton3694]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@vincentcairncross2310]

That 1 hidden video in full specials is bothering more than it should

[@zeekmayes3459]

Say it ain’t so

[@baggboyyxaii]

Anyone else notice the similarities between his jokes and Kevin harts?

[@bknyfinest436]

😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kolorkonexion]

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽👢👢

[@less_tress]

balls falling out in a middle school.....how is that funny?.....yall some weirdos

[@bryanergau6682]

This is weird that he's bragging about embarrassing his kids, cuz in another clip, he's explaining how his son was watching porn and how he'd never embarrass his kids. Food for thought.

[@troygarza5720]

Bro said i need more time with my wife how can i convince the new guy to make a move