All Dissidia Kefka Intro Quotes

Dissidia 012 remake is up, in the video response. At a glance through the comments, the quotes to Exdeath, Jecht, Squall, Cloud of Darkness, and Kefka himself seem to have won this round. Excellent choices too!

[@Thawktwo]

"I see a poser!" - Kefka on Shadow the Hedgehog.

[@ManInTheMask1000]

I understand Dave Wittenberg has done a lot of other roles, but for the longest time, I knew of him as Kakashi. Yet seeing him do Kefka and nailing his character is amazing. It proves he can do a lot more than be a serious but laid-back shinobi.

[@jimmydalad]

Love Kefka's quote against Squall. "I see a poser!" made me lol.

[@VideoGamesAndTheWorld]

The Joker of Final Fantasy...Kefka

[@Spikkle]

Love "Destruction without death? Bo-ring!"

[@AngryMarkH]

"Ahhhh. The Smell of inexperience!" XD I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

[@NarfLarf]

I love how animated they made Kefka's character in Dissidia.

[@Lux_the_Lost]

Kefka: "Ehh, what is it that you want?" Sephiroth: "You're annoying. ...And I don't like compettion." Kefka: "What? ...Oh, you're the one-winged whats-his-face the, is that it? Well, in that case..." (Fight begins. How it ends is up to everyone else, though :P)

[@TheZeroSbr]

Sephiroth is a planet buster. Kefka is maybe continent level. Sephiroth stomps every time. The entire reason Kefka doesn't actually taunt Sephiroth is because he knows he's going to lose no matter what. He at least has a chance to beat all the other characters.

[@totallyoriginalbro]

When Jecht came on, I smiled really freakin' huge. He seriously has the most fitting theme.

[@icx121]

Brilliant, Kefka is still up to his usual tricks then. "...I see a poser :D"

[@GamesDudeL27]

My personal favourite quote is Squall VS Jecht in DFF. Jecht: "If you're a lion, what the heck am I?"

[@MrOrcshaman]

Love how he just mocks everyone except himself and shantotto

[@lowhp_comic]

since he enslaved Terra to destory the world due to her destructive Esper Magic powers, he could probable sense very similar levels in Shantotto and wants to enslave her instead

[@MrOrcshaman]

@@lowhp_comic probably, or he senses her power and knows not to make a grudge until he can become more powerful

[@TheEmpressReborn]

You forgot one other that he didn't mock: Sephiroth. He didn't *dare*.

[@DuskEalain]

@@TheEmpressReborn Nah he mocked Sephiroth too, "Ehh... what IS it you want?" isn't out of respect or fear, he's intentionally lampshading how Sephiroth's motives were unstable and changed as FFVII's story went on. He's basically telling him to make up his mind already.

[@Dlayer7]

Best of all: 1.- "I see a Poser" 2.-"You Battle-obsessed nimrod!" 3.-"Destruction whitout death? Bo-ring" 4.-"Get lost, Fossil." 5.-"Completed your funeral arrangements?" 6.-"ohh, Who' s THAT handsome devil?" (Kefka loves himself so much XD) 7.-"one of us is not seurious enough"

[@WizeDemon]

I laughed so hard when he saw himself XD

[@Very_Hard_CPU_DK]

Whoa! Who's THAT Handsome devil! XD

[@NarfLarf]

"Meatheads, meatheads everywhere..." Holy sh*t, Kefka can use memes!? He just got a point higher in my book!

[@RukudoSage69]

it means to imply that he's a pretty boy and a badass with all his weapons lol. basically kefka called him a jock lol

[@ValtonZenola]

"Meatheads, meatheads, EVERYWHERE!!!" LOL win XD Kefka is awesome to the millionth power!!!

[@Mephistel]

"meatheads, meatheads everywhere".... I didn't know kefka was meme savvy.

[@Punaparta]

@SuperMissile Actually, Kefka is Bisexual and Kefkasexual.

[@wilk1001]

2:08 hipster kefka, making use of memes in games before it was cool XD

[@MugenSniperGeek]

XDDD his quote when he fights himself is priceless.

[@dogurasuthanatos]

I have to agree with you on Squall and Kefka, but I think my third favorite would be Exdeath. Also, to maybe explain his quotes about some of the others: Golbez: ...okay, no idea here. Sephiroth: Really, what is it that he wants? How many games is it going to take for this guy to find a single motive and stick to it? Kuja: Kuja goes on and on and on as though he were an actor. Kefka's not in the mood. XD Jecht: Kefka is probably playing off of one of Ultros' lines. "Muscleheads? Hate 'em!"

[@TonRobo]

In the Sephiroth one, he is mocking him like "Who the fuck are you, I don't have time for rookies...", at least for me. (O_o)

[@callmechrisgaming]

1:35 is the best part

[@VitunVatiVille]

Hes clearly insulting him as he says "ewww" and mocking his dressing style.

[@perun1nj]

Destruction without death?! BO-RING!!! Best one.

[@MegaLancer1100]

I like how he says "Now you could destroy the world!" to the cute, tiny little girl, mouse, thing, the point is it doesn't appear to be dangerous.

[@blasiandomo]

"Ahh, the smell of inexperience" XD Although they could have done better for Kefka's quote against Sephiroth. I would love to see the legions of fangirls faces that Kefka's quote Pwned Sephiroth.

[@dontKILLmyCAT]

1:37 OH SNAP! Instant Favorite

[@ladycordelia17]

@K0opa - "You're annoying." (Sephiroth to Kefka)

[@assaindude]

Kefka: I see a poser Squal: OH HELL NO!

[@BastardMan]

agreed entirely. It's kinda annoying how everyone in Dissidia seems scared of Sephy... except for Tidus of course

[@JJCgaming777]

you missed the quote : " destruction to all " . i love that one :D

[@Kingjustin1019]

Kefka: time for your punishment. LITTLE ONE! Onion Knight: NO KEFKA! DONT!

[@Kinichie]

Kefka isn't scared of Seph, he's just confused because Sephy wants "Dis Pear"

[@Slasher9485]

I have to nail it down to my top 3 "Meatheads, Meatheads, everywhere..." Just classic kefka. "Now you have what it takes to destroy the world" just wow. And lastly "Destruction without death?Bo-ring!" Love it.

[@Vinnce12]

@Wiggymaster Ha. Everyone and their grandmother says that. I think it would be fitting seeing as often he breaks the forth wall.

[@Wiggymaster]

It really would've been epic if he had called Sephiroth a mama's boy... such a shame the guys at Squeenix lacked the balls to have him say that, I suppose in fear of pissing off the legions of fangirls.

[@WindyREDPanda]

Far better than Sephitoth's brooding ass

[@LilianaAdel]

1.Jecht 2.Zidane 3.OK, 4 Shantatto

[@Golbez42]

@DevotedIslamfan it's " FIGHT 2 " from Final fantasy IV ... with dissidia remix :)

[@EmperorXaozx]

now that you think about it Golbez does look like he's dressed for a funeral

[@Kaboomboo]

If I could be any villain, I'd be Kefka. Hell I'm not even half way through 6 and he's exhibited more personality than that flat assed Sephi.

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Here's one: Why so serious?

[@steppyish]

@XZoneCiderpowered wel if you look int he pp shop you can get the 1 if you just hang a picture there with the song you can stil get it on :)

[@TonRobo]

It's a good theory too. (=p)

[@ImNotYourGuyBuddy]

MEATHEADS, MEATHEADS EVERYWHERE.

[@Passwordcom]

Possible Kefka insults to Sephiroth. "Someone needs his mother's milk today." "Amateur/Copycat" "Failed to destroy the world, i see." "I bet your dad is just as wacked." "Cool sword, boring personality."

[@LordSiravant]

1:48 He should have said "Why so serious?"

[@commandervulkan]

2:12 Fuck yeah

[@Eldeecue]

He really does have the best intro taunts of any character. I was a little disappointed with his Sephiroth taunt, though....there's a million jokes he could have made, and that's all we get? I almost get the feeling that Square was playing to the fan boys, making it so every character was intimidated by him a little. I guess Kefka does have that "...just another sadist with a God Complex..." line elsewhere, but...

[@GenericMcName]

1: "i see a Poser". Thats sums him up. 2: "one of us is not Serious Enogh" Joker Much? 3: The one about himself.

[@nayhem]

1:13 Do both of yourselves a favor and let him go about his business.

[@SapphireExile]

Of all the things he could have said to Sephiroth... and he picked that. XD!

[@Shinzoken]

Destruction without death ? BO-RING !!!

[@MugenSniperGeek]

@Kinichie buth e can't have dis pear..it's MY pear..

[@K0opa]

1. Kekfa, 2. Squall, 3. Jecht ..who doesn't like Kefka quotes? :D nice.

[@DemonAbyss10]

Haha, kefka sooo reminds me of the joker. If Heath ledger didnt die, id so want him to be kefkas VA.

[@CommanderBroShep]

Kefka: *sees himself* Ohhh, who's THAT handsome devil? Everyone else:

[@Sazandora123]

@NarfLarf A psycho clown who can use MEMES?! Holy shit, I think we all should be pretty afraid now... oWo

[@TheMeteoDragoon]

One Kefka should of called Sephy a Mama's boy. Two CJ Collins should of done the voice of Kefka. three Kefka did not say anything about meat heads/muscleheads in FFVI so I'd of made reference to sabin of VI against Jecht with Wait he says do I look like a Waiter?

[@spawnthecrazy]

Get Lost Fossil!!!! LOOOL!!!

[@ColeCity]

@XZoneCiderpowered bartz seems like he did not care for him either lol

[@SapphireExile]

@bl4ckcards The Fierce Battle from Dissidia.

[@leviadragon99]

Heh, missed the quote from Kefka encountering Chaos...

[@VitunVatiVille]

Yea but i understand its guite hard to tell in Kefkas case what he means.;D

[@tasoganedude]

Makes me wonder who's the batman...

[@ShiningDarkness100]

Does anyone else feel that Cloud and Squall's should have been flipped around? Just saying they seem more appropriate when you switch them.

[@H1W25K1998]

How can you make Kefka say the intro quotes? When I battle him as ( for example ) Firion, Firion says the intro quote

[@armageddanison]

vs Emperor just hurts too much. I mean come on, what is less than worthless? lol.

[@RukudoSage69]

true lol but it was made to imply that squall is arrogant and full of himself.

[@dogurasuthanatos]

@tasoganedude The only one that could be the Dark Knight is... the Dark Knight! Cecil! XD

[@VitunVatiVille]

Goody two shoes.... Thats just my guess.

[@RukudoSage69]

Hehe Kefka was scared shitless of sephiroth

[@beetar.t.6153]

Yup...

[@WindyREDPanda]

The opposite really. Kefka is being Ironic.

[@BastardMan]

@leviadragon99 you can't save replays vs chaos :(

[@qwert25]

Weird... I see that in different quote videos, Kefka's quote with Firion is "Aren't you hot?" instead of "Ewww! Aren't you hot?" Anyone know why that is so?

[@PhysicHedgehog]

Mine has to be 1: Terra 2: Exdeath 3: Firion. XD

[@munem939]

How do you get replays where the opponent says the line instead of your character

[@Atharkas]

The joker is a goody two shoes compared to Kefka! :p

[@agares1000hits]

i wasnt meatheads?

[@Halo1Light]

Kefka saw 1 poser

[@K0opa]

@ladycordelia17 lol

[@ed4409]

@MegaGoodoldtimes It's not gay if your talking about yourself =p lmao

[@catgirlunlimited]

I see a poser!

[@fr801]

LOL who's that handosme devil? xDD

[@BastardMan]

hmmm, Batman = Golbez?

[@sootythunder]

wait wouldn't "SOLDIER FIRST CLASS" Cloud be the poser not squall......youd get it if you actually played ff7

[@TheGreatPikminZX789]

Copy Kefka (Kefka just recolored) vs. Kefka... Awkward... O.o

[@RukudoSage69]

well he is a rip off of the joker lol