All Funniest Moments in Valve Games (1998 - 2024)

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[@calamity627]

sometimes, i dream about cheeseeeeeee. 10/10 funniest moment

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

Wallace

[@NMPDelta]

Gromit

[@tewam67]

You reposted on the wrong trousers.

[@Oktaimans]

Priorities

[@maninthemask6275]

“When this is all over I’m going to mate.” Backs away in disgust.

[@buggy742]

*RUNNING AWAY IN FEAR*

[@maureenmanzanero6150]

LMAO

[@cynthiaandersen3691]

Time?

[@methanolslurper]

*Sorry mate, I'm asexual. Try the other dude*

[@TabbyGa_]

@UCtUqsDDNJDYHrZ61wvsMnmA bot

[@doot2757]

I have a brain injury My brain is injured Ow

[@ThatOnionispog]

Portal is one hour and 30 mins of the vid. the whole game is funny!

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

just like my birth!

[@FlaxJackett]

@@yowennalcachupas9559 LMAO

[@egealtun3545]

I wouldn't say the whole game is funny. There some some really fucked up horror stuff in that game. Tests done on humans, some back room with writings on the wall, etc. But they nailed the tone of the game.

[@CoderMedia]

Portal is a funny game, but Postal is funnier 👍👍

[@Mr.Mousey]

Untill you get stuck in one test chamber for an hour and a half

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

2:59 was perfect. You nailed the "I have no mouth and I must scream" motion

[@nithsk]

Alyx: "A zombine, get it?" Gordon: Immediately kills himself out if how bad that joke was

[@dripstone9065]

dies from cringe

[@fnln3011]

Failed attempt to rocket jump the hell out of there

[@abraham3143]

3:21 that voice crack

[@djyonder5487]

Lol

[@Tinkerpooh]

"Did you just hear a cat just now *voice-crack* "

[@methanolslurper]

he sounds scared xd

[@HareBralned]

poor barney…

[@Anonymous-73]

I like how he has a sense of humor that you can see without him even saying anything

[@AVI-lh6rm]

"When this is all over i'm gonna mate" *proceeds to chase freeman menacingly*

[@trashmammal9203]

"I have a brain injury" "I'm sorr-" "My brain is injured" "that's terrible" "OW"

[@slickcalf985]

6:56 Poor rebel, she looks like she's being forced to watch those idiots argue over the number three.

[@Foebane72]

2:58 LOL at Gordon running away from the randy man!

[@Swaglordfawful]

I love how when we get to portal 2, it’s just, “every Wheatley moment” to be fair it’s not wrong

[@ImZhald]

4:02 favorite part lol

[@metalgear6531]

2:40 So is the tune in his head a reference to something?

[@Sournale]

FogFatigue how

[@VinVonVoom]

@Geryan I hear this said all the time but I don't see the resemblance at all.

[@DanielWindows]

distorted trumpets

[@imdedinside8053]

11:45 I think this headcrab thing is a bug because I’ve had it happen multiple times in my playthrough they usually get stuck in a corner or against a prop and can’t flip themselves over poor things

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝘿𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙘𝙘

[@paowoww]

“poor things” they damn you to an eternal existence of unimaginable suffering

[@samanthagarrett3671]

Good, saves ammo

[@xdnt4877]

8:58 Yup that's right

[@baneenab]

Congrats on 31k subs

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

Alyx at the end of HL: Alyx:

[@toast6494]

1:21 why the heck is paul blart here

[@Tinkerpooh]

*m m m m* c a n d y

[@SONICBOOM1889]

1:12 Best part.

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙄 𝘼𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧

[@PersonatorTheKing]

I bet Barney has a safe full of Crowbars -_-

[@spinosaurus9518]

''Try not to lose this one, Okay?'' In episode 2: Gordon literally loses his crowbar.

[@pasty_comb1639]

And The Crowbar Is Now In HL:2 Ep:3 Or HL:3

[@MuscleMMan]

10:30 "note: that smile made my day!" THEEEEEEEEE EEEELIII VANCCCE YEEESS THEEEE COMMMBIIIIIIINEEE YEEESSSSS

[@datoneguyonyoutube]

6:10 the scene dat every half life player got scared on

[@MondySpartan]

Does anyone notice that the tram at the beginning of this video is glitched? It appears slanted.

[@Chugway1138]

I noticed that, too.

[@Zmeeed01]

Might be the effect of that console command which speeds up the game. Some people use it to skip the long tram segment in the beginning of game.

[@Operator_V]

2:58 Guy: "When this is all over, I'm gonna mate." Gordon: **Runs away**

[@PashaGamingYT]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET "Don't worry, it's unloaded." And "Sustenance!"

[@giogaming997]

"hey, catch me later i'll buy you a beer" *starts having spasms on the train thing*

[@misterwizardman4309]

Half life 2 to this day looks amazing

[@NateObrien33]

The freeman completing the pit gave me a heart attack when I first did it

[@bykerof9433]

Valve siempre sabe como encajar los chistes en momentos serios

[@huntrex1179]

6:10 this part jump scared me when I first played Episode 2 that I jumped off the ladder.

[@fierysaint327]

Alyx: What’s a Vortigant doing down here? Vortigant: My brain is injured. Alyx: I’m sorry abo- Vortigant: *ow*

[@LambdaField.]

"is that your boyfriend?" zombine: "not secure....."

[@Dumpsterfire95]

theres a part in episode 2, there's a part when you're with the vortiguant, at the beginning there's a hole with a lot of antlion larvaes, if you throw a grenade in it the vortiguant will say "gritty pinata"

[@itsfundoe538]

Congratulations comrade

[@thereal.xstelia]

Congrats 31.1K

[@mhmdalam7326]

Am I the only one who smiled when heard alyx joke about eh zombine?

[@MuscleMMan]

8:14 Perfectly Suits you to be honest!

[@Huss_08]

there's a reason gordon doesn't talk through the entire series he would've just cussed the hell out of everyone, especially alyx

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙄𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙛 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙏𝙤 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙃𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙎𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙡𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨

[@omniscientbarebones]

"Sometimes I dream about *c h e e s e ."* Well they couldn't eat it for 20+ years so they might want to have some real cheese. "When this is all over I'm gonna *m a t e ."* Well Breen explained (although not well) in the trainstation_02 that under the effects of the Combine Protection Field you cannot procreate. (and a lie about not having those "urges" under the effects) There you go, explanations about the crazy ally guy's quotes.

[@theevilguy6636]

You forgot about HL:A moment: "Don't worry, it unloaded... -shot - It unloaded now!"

[@goofyahhrobloxchannel2850]

5:41 NOOO

[@MinorLife10]

6:13 I used to play Russian version, and the translation was something like: "Ahh, I always knew pits are created for Freemans to climb out of them"

[@reetadevi4107]

Fun Fact: The Cat Barney was talking about in Half life 2 was featured in Half Life Alyx. In a mission you can see cat owner and a cat ln rooftop.

[@yogawarrior845]

No i watched on Easter egg hunter Half Life 2/ Project Half Life 2 Has Hidden Model Of Cat You Should watch it I was shock

[@reetadevi4107]

@@yogawarrior845 lol bro the cat is featured in half life alyx.

[@scorpion4894]

2:25 *I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT CAT* That sentence Barnie told was from HL Blue Shift when he gets teleported to the famous "cat" it's the creature you encounter in HL 1 when you get the crossbow, if you never played Blue Shift I'm really sorry for ya, if you want we could go for a drink later

[@mr.foogle3004]

You mean the icthiosaurus, the water monster?

[@scorpion4894]

@@mr.foogle3004 No no, that's a mythical being in rl, what I am talking about is the water monster from Half Life

[@mr.foogle3004]

Yeah, the icthiosaurus is the name most commomly given to said water monster, even though it's scientific name (in game) is the xenosaurus

[@mr.foogle3004]

There is proof, in the hl1 model for the scientist there is an animation for when the water monster grabs hima nd kills him, the name given to this animation has "icky" in it, referencing the icthiosaurus

[@scorpion4894]

@@mr.foogle3004 Clever thinking my man

[@djolezr368]

Every funny moment but you hear flightreacts epic laughter

[@honorablementionss]

dont mind me just commenting some random stuff *cheese*

[@p_filippouz]

*TUGM*

[@Chugway1138]

V

[@duck1399]

Prees e to use

[@FP._.]

*NO PIT IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A FREEMAN CLIMBING OUT OF IT*

[@Eps1Lon55]

"Hey, catch me later I'll buy you a beer" **continues bumping the tram**

[@aperturelaboratoriesmybeloved]

I honestly forgot Portal 2 was a game even tho i played it for like an entire year.

[@Yeeeee333]

6:10 everytime when i replay the game i always get jumpscared by that damn vortigaunt

[@mohammednegm4007]

0:03 "It's funny because he never got to buy it, since the G-man put Gordon in Stasis for many years"

[@Bartosz1944PL]

2:50 Gromit thats you?

[@therm0alfred448]

Wouldn't be cool if we have AR3?

[@oatmealman1586]

There is an ar3 dude

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

_There’s no such thing as an AR3_

[@BraixenKartzem]

@@Mr.SM2939OLD There's no such thing as your dad

[@nathanpreda3]

alyx face: 【 ͠⚈ ‿‿ ͡⚈】

[@godlynoobikgosuper3544]

1:13 The fact It is From Half life source, he just cant achieve this glitch

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙘

[@Bordie3D]

I forgot it wasn't just half life 2 so I got really confused when I saw Louis

[@agusstine]

I love how the most of funny moments in Half Life 2 were starring Barney, I'm proud

[@cristinameris1370]

doctor: FOR GOD SAKES OPEN THE SILO DOOR THERE COMING FOR US ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT *OMG WETE DOOMED*

[@cristinameris1370]

DUDE 0:54

[@LambdaMc]

Scientist not doctor

[@guest1059]

Fudge dude this is great

[@Winrarnt]

Who are you talking to

[@LeonBes228]

Привет ноклик!! Смотрю тебя давно видео крутые и весёлые!! Translated pls!!

[@mrchavi2925]

He could be rick rolling us

[@FrostAwx]

Derek Chavarria he is not rickrolling, he’s saying that he watches this guy for a long time and etc.

[@LeonBes228]

@@Miha08012 Даровп

[@pur7438]

The otis one is my favourote too! :)

[@generaljaz2446]

CUZ IM A POTAAATOOOOOO!!!!!

[@grassfur1950]

Rebel: When this is all over im gonna mate. Noclick: uh..no..no.NO STOP FOLLOWING ME!

[@guppygaming2013]

when this is all over... im gonna mate noclick just runs away

[@littledeadbread]

2:12 you can hear the combine laugh😂

[@bigbeefus4382]

Odessa Cubbage? More like Obese Cabbage

[@docchoc2407]

seems like every game has thier funny NPC or Character Intentional or not HL1: Scientists HL:OP: Lord Otis HL2 + episodes: Rebles/Refugees Portal2: Weatly HL: A: Vortagon

[@PPMN-su7pr]

anyone gonna talk about the train getting munted in the first scene

[@ragingsea9825]

Guy: when this is ovef im gonna *M A T E* Noclick : *Nervously backing away*

[@AdusGodzilla]

Sometimes i dream about cheese 2:51 6:36 EY! I WAS DRINKING THAT🤬

[@fireaza]

In HL:A there's a great exchange between two Combine soldiers over an inactive strider that's really easy to miss if you go in guns blazing... Soldier Two: *kicking strider* Soldier One (to Overwatch): "He's kicking it." Soldier One (to Soldier Two): "Overwatch says stop kicking it." Soldier Two: *stops kicking strider* Soldier One: (to Overwatch): "He stopped kicking it."

[@Reniibooo]

"I have a brain injury" Me : I feel bad for him

[@turtleburrito1236]

Gianfromblaze my brain is injured

[@turtleburrito1236]

Ow

[@randomdude5726]

I like how in the start the traik was broken meaning he used host framerste command

[@badgerp-chanqueen7707]

The part Barney say F word to Dr Breen

[@badgerp-chanqueen7707]

3:29

[@kexPOL]

It’s official Otis is the best Half life character

[@Bakosfm011]

In HL:Blue Shift have a funny moment in xen when he jumped in the portal of xen shouted arividerchi

[@TimeToBeDumb]

Barny Still owes him beer

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

"that's like a uh... a Zombine right? hehe." (shotguns Alyx then rockets floor)

[@thisisahandle01]

7:02 GabeN be like

[@bowenlavalley3297]

In the black Mesa hl1 remake you can kill I headcrab useing the microwave

[@SirRevster]

comedy

[@gloriaguevara4639]

Catch me later I buy u beer Proceeds to run in place

[@Sierra19204]

Sometimes...I dream about cheese.

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙊𝙞 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙮

[@KizaruB]

Did you seriously not include” Driving to Hawaii”?

[@Nervisor23]

“And if you see Dr Breen,tell him i said f#$& You!

[@colinburner271]

DON’T MESS WITH THE FUCKING Science TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM

[@Hyperio606]

"when this is all over, im gonna mate."

[@brianthebettergamer5158]

2:04 LOOOOOLL HAHHAHAHAAHHAHUAUAHAHHAHAH

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙋𝙤𝙫 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙩 2:04 : 𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼

[@phodailey]

6:54 well ar3s exist, they are a military police rifle

[@meraybg8371]

How was tf2 not in the list?

[@TheArmageddon]

Help the little headcrab

[@phantomcatto]

I think it's funny when he said he dreams about cheese then I hear screaming maybe they wanted cheese

[@itsyaboi525]

Just puts the entire game of tf2 in

[@minniemariebobe]

6:54 my jaw just kept dropping

[@Yokohamasheep]

Fat head crab could not move because he ate too much heads

[@Klonoa1488]

Otis has a colt python 357 magnum Shoot him You're dead

[@thearch-vile8232]

31.1k subs awesome!