All Funniest Moments in Valve Games (1998 - 2024)

[@maninthemask6275]

“When this is all over I’m going to mate.” Backs away in disgust.

[@buggy742]

*RUNNING AWAY IN FEAR*

[@maureenmanzanero6150]

LMAO

[@cynthiaandersen3691]

Time?

[@methanolslurper]

*Sorry mate, I'm asexual. Try the other dude*

[@TabbyGa_]

@UCtUqsDDNJDYHrZ61wvsMnmA bot

[@demonicwillow7339]

In HL2, chapter follow Freeman there is a moment: 'What's the password? ' 'Password! ' 'Come in! ' My favorite

[@Apollo-vc6sc]

Yeah I'm surprised that wasn't in here

[@demonicwillow7339]

@NotA HQRipper He says the second in Episode One, you can find the first on KZbin, it goes very similarly

[@Luka2000_]

@NotA HQRipper that's episode 1 you dumbass

[@supersp9450]

"The citizen" has 2 instances of that. 1 is the same and the 2nd has a citizen saying "The password is: Dr. Breen is an asshole".

[@Gairsh98]

@@Luka2000_ the dumbass wasn't necessary

[@buddy5196]

“Hey catch me later I’ll buy you a beer” *Continues humping the Tram.*

[@slickcalf985]

Gordon, I have important business to attend to. *zip*

[@buddy5196]

cozi ._. NO NO NO

[@slickcalf985]

@@buddy5196 yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@slickcalf985]

@@buddy5196 *security guard pain sounds*

[@buddy5196]

cozi ._. Security guard pain sounds actually sounds like moaning I’ll be honest.

[@rosalierangas2838]

5:30 Griggs: Sheckley Sheckley: what Griggs: SHECKLEY Sheckley: WHAT! Griggs: forget it...

[@ДмитрийЗверев-л1ь]

Sheckley's friend name: Griggs

[@rosalierangas2838]

@@ДмитрийЗверев-л1ь k

[@Docomalley]

The big battle is my favorite level in half life 2 episode 2

[@M3rk420]

@@Docomalley the two are awesome

[@dripstone9065]

he didnt get the joke

[@calamity627]

sometimes, i dream about cheeseeeeeee. 10/10 funniest moment

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

Wallace

[@NMPDelta]

Gromit

[@tewam67]

You reposted on the wrong trousers.

[@Oktaimans]

Priorities

[@ThatOnionispog]

Portal is one hour and 30 mins of the vid. the whole game is funny!

[@yowennalcachupas9559]

just like my birth!

[@FlaxJackett]

@@yowennalcachupas9559 LMAO

[@egealtun3545]

I wouldn't say the whole game is funny. There some some really fucked up horror stuff in that game. Tests done on humans, some back room with writings on the wall, etc. But they nailed the tone of the game.

[@CoderMedia]

Portal is a funny game, but Postal is funnier 👍👍

[@Mr.Mousey]

Untill you get stuck in one test chamber for an hour and a half

[@doot2757]

I have a brain injury My brain is injured Ow

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

2:59 was perfect. You nailed the "I have no mouth and I must scream" motion

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"Every Wheatley moment" Yeah pretty much

[@unclejoedoe2700]

@Purple Blaze it ended

[@nithsk]

Alyx: "A zombine, get it?" Gordon: Immediately kills himself out if how bad that joke was

[@dripstone9065]

dies from cringe

[@fnln3011]

Failed attempt to rocket jump the hell out of there

[@jawnaisiri]

Male_02 wears a green beanie: That’s illegal

[@slickcalf985]

Male_07 wears green beanie

[@Sierra19204]

@@slickcalf985 wait Male07 wears blue, no? btw i like him :)

[@slickcalf985]

@@Sierra19204 he wears black beanie

[@Sierra19204]

@@slickcalf985 Yeah, that's correct, I'm already checked in Garry's mod :D

[@abraham3143]

3:21 that voice crack

[@Docomalley]

Lol

[@Tinkerpooh]

"Did you just hear a cat just now *voice-crack* "

[@methanolslurper]

he sounds scared xd

[@HareBralned]

poor barney…

[@yogawarrior845]

10:31 Vortigaunt : "The.. Al-" Alyx: "Elie Vance"

[@MrGermandeutsch]

Eli

[@kidfolktv136]

its eli

[@dripstone9065]

intiligint

[@jimmyford-hill1925]

The Vortigaunt: "My brain is injured" "I have a brain injury" Alyx: Oh no! Anyways...

[@Anonymous-73]

I like how he has a sense of humor that you can see without him even saying anything

[@ImCertified]

6:10 LOL THAT PART SCARED ME ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH

[@MrGermandeutsch]

same

[@sens9739]

Me too

[@agentburningbutters3655]

Me too and I dropped my gaming laptop and it broke the trackpad and screen little Edit: don’t worry it got repaired by diy and it works fine still

[@sens9739]

@@agentburningbutters3655 LOL

[@ProdCashhier]

I didn't even react. Damn

[@uhhidontknow3815]

Alex is like: DISGUSTANG

[@wqqclicc674]

when Alyx breaths farts from Jeff:

[@maureenmanzanero6150]

Stfu

[@redfred_0993]

Alyx not alex

[@uhhidontknow3815]

@@redfred_0993 it’s autocorrect

[@uhhidontknow3815]

@@maureenmanzanero6150 why don’t u stfu cuz you don’t even understand this

[@AVI-lh6rm]

"When this is all over i'm gonna mate" *proceeds to chase freeman menacingly*

[@OuredFoster]

2:59 “when this is All over... im gonna mate!” Gordon: “AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME! DARGH! NO! STAHP! HUAAAGH! AGH! NOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

[@iaminyourwalls.]

And he turned into a hl1 scientist. funniest shit I've ever seen

[@troidord]

Fun fact: gordon is a scientist

[@southernbrain691]

@@iaminyourwalls. still doesnt change the fact they be screwin

[@trashmammal9203]

"I have a brain injury" "I'm sorr-" "My brain is injured" "that's terrible" "OW"

[@idiotsimulator8055]

OTIS OTIS OTIS OTIS OTIS

[@user-vh9cc]

Pootis

[@nodead4dead]

Goatis

[@ImZhald]

4:02 favorite part lol

[@baneenab]

Congrats on 31k subs

[@cripside60s55]

Not gonna lie. Alyx on the thumbnail is pretty unnerving

[@denifnaf5874]

2:51 my favorite part

[@yodadeathsounddaily7590]

eurgh

[@slickcalf985]

no the Yoda death sound is ÆUGH

[@gromblereal]

dude no that’s the puffer fish sound, the Yoda sound is “EUOOOOH”

[@slickcalf985]

@@gromblereal eurgh

[@Zarteky]

STHAP

[@slickcalf985]

6:56 Poor rebel, she looks like she's being forced to watch those idiots argue over the number three.

[@xdnt4877]

8:58 Yup that's right

[@Foebane72]

2:58 LOL at Gordon running away from the randy man!

[@wqqclicc674]

i gotta get out of here with my donuts for 15 cents!

[@j4n581]

6:11 when I first played episode 2 that vort jumpscared me

[@Jackkket]

0:46 Best moment in the whole game 😂

[@acekira6386]

"Hey its me open the door!" "Whats the password" "Im not gonna even tell you to Shut UP!" "Come on in!" In 4:26

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

MADE ME LAUGH 💀

[@Swaglordfawful]

I love how when we get to portal 2, it’s just, “every Wheatley moment” to be fair it’s not wrong

[@TheG_Boy]

You forgot Laszlo the finest mind of his generation

[@waliddreemurr340]

and you also probably forgot about Blue Shift, where a scientist created a small explosion from where the other scientist was fixing something with a security guard

[@El-Burrito]

Top 10 saddest moments

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

also the Tau annon or the Gauss Gun intro in Half Life its pretty funny too

[@supersp9450]

6:34. *Breaks bottle and nothing comes out of it* "Hey! I was drinking that!"

[@metalgear6531]

2:40 So is the tune in his head a reference to something?

[@Sournale]

FogFatigue how

[@VinVonVoom]

@Geryan I hear this said all the time but I don't see the resemblance at all.

[@DanielWindows]

distorted trumpets

[@ordersquamata930]

4:45 Wow, I'm dumb. I thought the guy was talking to one of the female rebels instead for all these years.

[@fatihkartal2513]

İt caused Freeman to eat grenade by cringe

[@Aperture__Laboratories]

2:01 The Player Puted The Can In The Trash Can Tho

[@Chugway1138]

Despite the lack of TF2, L4D2, and Portal 1, this was a great video!

[@ademobird]

when I played half-life one of the security guards was talking to me and spotted an enemy at the same time. So he looked at me and blindly fired at the enemy lol

[@teadrinkingwarlock5101]

Alyx at the end of HL: Alyx:

[@TuxTheSofa]

,,Sometimes im dreaming about cheese´´ -Random rebel

[@marktsygan4025]

0:12 Scientist: My god, What are you doing?

[@legendarycheese1611]

My God what are you doing!

[@nafmaja5612]

Using AR3

[@itsmant3]

But the City was lousy with ar3s

[@imdedinside8053]

11:45 I think this headcrab thing is a bug because I’ve had it happen multiple times in my playthrough they usually get stuck in a corner or against a prop and can’t flip themselves over poor things

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝘿𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙘𝙘

[@paowoww]

“poor things” they damn you to an eternal existence of unimaginable suffering

[@samanthagarrett3671]

Good, saves ammo

[@Orincaby]

1:00 i laughed way harder than i should've at this

[@SONICBOOM1889]

1:12 Best part.

[@pasty_comb1639]

𝙄 𝘼𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧

[@longjohn7992]

3:00 This guy has been holding it for decades

[@cornishspy7505]

Look at alyx

[@missingindy]

The dead Barney talking one would make sense in the German version because instead of your allies dying, they sit down and shake their heads

[@nyachoss]

2:59 When the combine are off earth first thing he's gonna do is *the thing*, we gotta show this dude some respect

[@therealcantroski]

3:06 i like how he ran away when the npc said it 😳😳😳

[@toast6494]

1:21 why the heck is paul blart here

[@Tinkerpooh]

*m m m m* c a n d y

[@maureenmanzanero6150]

6:14 *jaw breaking moment*

[@missingindy]

2:54 fun fact: in one of the expansion packs for half life 1 there is a scientist at the begging who in the game files are named “cheese” so that might be a call back to the dairy dude himself

[@bykerof9433]

Valve siempre sabe como encajar los chistes en momentos serios

[@Xplainn93]

“It’s like a... zombine, get it?” *Gordon kills himself*

[@Psi-9_AbyssGazers]

AR3's Do actually exists as a deployed gun while AR2 is the standard issue plasma rifle for overwatch soldiers

[@PersonatorTheKing]

I bet Barney has a safe full of Crowbars -_-

[@spinosaurus9518]

''Try not to lose this one, Okay?'' In episode 2: Gordon literally loses his crowbar.

[@pasty_comb1639]

And The Crowbar Is Now In HL:2 Ep:3 Or HL:3

[@Operator_V]

2:58 Guy: "When this is all over, I'm gonna mate." Gordon: **Runs away**

[@MondySpartan]

Does anyone notice that the tram at the beginning of this video is glitched? It appears slanted.

[@Chugway1138]

I noticed that, too.

[@Zmeeed01]

Might be the effect of that console command which speeds up the game. Some people use it to skip the long tram segment in the beginning of game.

[@greyunit724]

Yes I remember the moment the game makes you die in half life 2 episode 1

[@patrickjohnpatrickvhomeicl6175]

Combine recruit: pick up that can! Gordon: *picks up a can* Combine recruit: now put it in trash Gordon: *trows combine recruit face Gordon: *runs* Combine recruit: get outta here haha

[@LineOfThy]

11:32 he downloaded the entire fucking internet what

[@HAL-iv2kd]

The pit fall Vortigaunt is the best fucking thing in gaming.

[@misterwizardman4309]

Half life 2 to this day looks amazing

[@supersp9450]

Ahhhh. No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!

[@thereal.xstelia]

Congrats 31.1K

[@jockeyfield1954]

first playing ep 1, i thought when alyx said "is dr. kleiner really telling everyone to get busy?" i thought it was just about him saying stuff like rebel and make camps or whatever, until i played it again and actually payed more attention to character expressions and the way some people say stuff

[@huntrex1179]

6:10 this part jump scared me when I first played Episode 2 that I jumped off the ladder.

[@PashaGamingYT]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET "Don't worry, it's unloaded." And "Sustenance!"

[@viannizvnv7222]

thanks for the thumbnail!, i hate it!

[@Guywithtwotails]

Is This A Joke Or A Hater Comment?

[@Guywithtwotails]

@JakePlays okay

[@viannizvnv7222]

@@Guywithtwotails in the middle of the spectrum lol

[@viannizvnv7222]

@@Guywithtwotails not that i hate the channel tho

[@Guywithtwotails]

@@viannizvnv7222 i know, someone told me

[@ringo5721]

i mean, downloading the entire internet before the incident (taking in mind that the incident occurred somewhere before 2000 or 2000) was probably kind of easy as it wasnt much data, but taking in mind the internet speed of the age, probably not

[@datoneguyonyoutube]

6:10 the scene dat every half life player got scared on

[@NateObrien33]

The freeman completing the pit gave me a heart attack when I first did it

[@itsfundoe538]

Congratulations comrade

[@thevisitor1032]

Source 2 citizens? Have we gone too far?

[@baileymash]

Yes :(

[@petra080171]

Hi benry heres my passport @BENRY

[@helpmyhouseonfire1405]

congrats on the milestone :D

[@ninjasiren]

That Microwave casserole has haunted Gordon since the start.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

You forgot the line when Shekley remarked about the Antlions. I think it was something about how he had a “bug” (ant lion) on his back, and Griggs is like “I didn’t see him!” “Yeah... no... they’re only like five feet tall!”

[@supersp9450]

Noclick: *Breaks bottle* Bottle: *Nothing came out of it* Citizen: Hey! I was drinking that!

[@rainysunday9664]

Yo WTF Otis is not funny, he is very serious person.

[@kenshir00]

Atleast he wants some junk foods

[@baker90338]

He a fat boi. He best boi

[@オジーはビッチだ]

I’m pretty sure Otis was supposed to be that annoying character but instead he became our chubby friends

[@riotbird2694]

"Why do we all have to wear these ridicoulus ties??"

[@123Ydoc]

The funniest thing out of all things in valve games is... Random crits

[@Dumpsterfire95]

theres a part in episode 2, there's a part when you're with the vortiguant, at the beginning there's a hole with a lot of antlion larvaes, if you throw a grenade in it the vortiguant will say "gritty pinata"

[@محمدبيبليد-ر6ي]

1:13 lol

[@fierysaint327]

Alyx: What’s a Vortigant doing down here? Vortigant: My brain is injured. Alyx: I’m sorry abo- Vortigant: *ow*

[@RidgeVR]

Can’t believe you left out so many russel moments, especially the club sandwich line.

[@ShaneyWainy]

7:09 Bruh fight

[@gamepciso]

I ❤️ this channel!

[@yourtags4876]

By "internet" it's consist of wikipedia and pr0nhub

[@Canyobility]

"When this is over I'm going to mate" is not what I expected from an NPC that said "Sometimes I dream about cheese".

[@keralral]

2:51 the legendary line was born... "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

[@omniscientbarebones]

"Sometimes I dream about *c h e e s e ."* Well they couldn't eat it for 20+ years so they might want to have some real cheese. "When this is all over I'm gonna *m a t e ."* Well Breen explained (although not well) in the trainstation_02 that under the effects of the Combine Protection Field you cannot procreate. (and a lie about not having those "urges" under the effects) There you go, explanations about the crazy ally guy's quotes.

[@giogaming997]

"hey, catch me later i'll buy you a beer" *starts having spasms on the train thing*

[@goofyahhrobloxchannel2850]

5:41 NOOO

[@chaselegoman]

My favorite is GladOS in the first Portal. Although, the Portal 2 chapter, "The Part Where He Kills You" is pretty funny.

[@djolezr368]

Every funny moment but you hear flightreacts epic laughter

[@siliconmonday]

There’s another funny moment in Half-Life: Alyx, you can see a Combine soldier kicking a dead Strider, and another soldier reports it to Overwatch and says, “Overwatch says stop kicking it”