ALL OF ME_IRL

[@feathdev000]

27:56 the joke is that one of them is an infested stone brick, which spawns a silverfish when you break it. They look identical to regular stone bricks, which is BULLCRAP

[@YeepsWiringExpert]

Or it’s funny because all of the wheels don’t work properly because of the cubeness

[@Slipstitched_Magpie]

I don’t play Minecraft… it took an unreasonable amount of time to figure out you weren’t talking about some kind of real life brick that spews out those evil silverfish bugs if you break it. Congrats on almost giving me a whole new paranoia 😂😂😂

[@thxsecretangel]

6:37 I wanna explain this so bad. So there’s this argument between germans of what you use in front of Nutella. The last one with the plate is Die Nutella and it sounds like Dino Teller meaning Dino plate. It only makes sense on german.

[@Longingtobesomeone]

I guessed it was Dino Teller, but didn't know what that had to do with a plate, so thanks!

[@thxsecretangel]

@@Longingtobesomeone you‘re welcome!

[@Lyrebird.Rainwing]

The joys of knowing (a bit of) German

[@thxsecretangel]

@@Lyrebird.Rainwing honestly i’m grateful that i’m german bc istg it’s such a hard language to learn. Even i fail trying to understand grammar at school.

[@HashimAl-Atassi2013]

what did nutella do t oyou

[@bluegaming4133]

1:13 not only did some people have their minds blown but they got a customer blown away from their store

[@-CookieDev-]

lmao "no wait sTop ill delete it

[@gummiebeez]

15:17 I love robins laugh so much He just sounds so happy

[@legloto4]

53:43 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@mintyreview6794]

I cannot tell whether its Bill Cipher, Amongus, or John hornet.

[@legloto4]

@@mintyreview6794 THE GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGET

[@Gugamesa]

What!? Help me!

[@reveriethecloud]

emkay id like to thank you guys for existing honestly. a lot of shit has been happening personally that I'm not gonna get into, but watching these videos and hearing my favorite narrorator's voices really makes my day and makes me smile please continue these videos, I love you guys a lot

[@Bread-AAAAAAAAAAA]

adhd and social anxiety is literally me XD

[@sillysawerrr]

SAME WITH ME BUT AUDHD

[@niikau]

I CAN ONLY RELATE TO HALF OF YOU

[@Le_Fuqwit2111]

Me

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

​@@sillysawerrr eyoooooo

[@a_silly_goofy_goober]

a

[@LiteralPerfection]

Oh god all the memes from 2020 are making me crying so badly😭🐓

[@emmiemoore]

Cry* 💀

[@lukethedaydreamer]

6:35 the missing article is “die” and plate in German is “Teller” but is sometimes pronounced as “tella” so “die Nutella” sounds also like “Dino Teller” (Dino plate)

[@niikau]

36:30 )) I think the cat wants a little bit of salami

[@niikau]

Guys, I think my cat wants some salami

[@Lyrebird.Rainwing]

Give him the salami

[@mintyreview6794]

your cat when no salami:

[@3333EEEErawr]

Best compilation so far, favorite voice actors for my favorite subreddit.

[@ukkisragee9983]

Random limb movements are so cool cuz like when your limbs ain't doing anything they just start doing stuff until you realize and are like "oh, cool, I didn't even notice I was doing that".

[@TurtleMarcus]

I really enjoyed the Cat Salami arc of Emkay.

[@pyrarius1598]

27:55 Infested Stone Bricks with 3 regular Stone Bricks

[@thenecromancer4113]

The guy who was given a bowl of money at his church (my guess) was given a tithing bowl. He was supposed to deposit his tithing. He just stole like $300 of tithing.

[@silverfox2419]

Hey EmKay gonna give you confusing shit out of nowhere, how did Fiona from shrek survive all those years locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon without any food, water, or any other basic necessities?

[@Game4ever0]

27:54 one of the blocks are infested, that's the joke

[@CorgiCodeGaming]

30:27 I had a stroke

[@bodemackie4237]

56:43 that’s literally me with my mom “I got a gmail that someone signed into your account…” “That was me.” “But it says it was logged into by an [device we don’t have].” “…I’m pretty sure that’s the model of my school IPad.” “Well how can you be sure?” “Because the date this email was sent was literally within the minute I had logged in myself.” “Then someone’s probably piggybacking you or something!” “…what?” *proceeds to change my password* This happened like four times until I eventually had enough with a really random password that I couldn’t remember and just decided to reset it back to the old password but slightly different

[@IdkJustadandysworldfan]

21:19 WHY SO ME THOUGH..

[@araoh6047]

The reply to the question at 12:18 made me laugh far more than is permitted for a sane person

[@mihaleben6051]

5:01 that guy has such a good sitting stance. He sits so good

[@triton6008]

39:40 "Hon hon hon!" 🥖🍷 *french intensifies*

[@P3S4NT]

STOP POSTING ABOUT CATS AND SALAMI. IM TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS IN DISCORD SEND ME SALAMI, MY FRIENDS ON REDDIT SEND ME SALAMI-

[@Flowers_BloodyLilac]

Salami

[@AnomALee-fo7zm]

​@@Flowers_BloodyLilac Cats

[@ViridianFlow]

Braggy...

[@Narrator0108]

Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami Salami

[@imboredig]

So....get new friends

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

1:46 ok this one is great. A 4 and 5 dice in the 7th row are swapped but your eyes focus on the "yes"

[@Idkuhhh-d6j]

That says "you"

[@Fifasher2K]

32:18 When you correct the teacher: *no one cares*

[@Pandexia]

5:00 bro I swear that must be awful

[@andistansbury4366]

10:51 Well, you think in your native tounge, don't you?

[@Skittle_TheCatOfficial]

My mom never says "advil" and always says "acetaminophen", so i was internally screaming when he horribly butchered that name. Ah-see-dah-min-ah-finn but really fast

[@ReynaDraws]

as someone with ADHD i can comfirm 0:03

[@mattwalters6834]

1:31 I’ve seen this before, too relatable 😂

[@watiguess]

13:52 says akfiriidie Alexa: I don't have an answer for that.

[@moonglidegaming4108]

5:00 okay hear me out, it’s a positive, whip out the fursuit you had as a joke and chill with the furries, then get married, then make furry friends, it’s a win-win!

[@MMARC..]

not going to lie dream wedding just yes EDIT opps wrong acount lol... well F**K it I dont care anymore

[@moonglidegaming4108]

And you most likely meet a chill furry there too

[@BombBusiness]

The sound of zack(??? I can't tell voices)finding a new joke is so precious

[@JJStuffy]

27:09 _”WAS THAT THE FLIGHT OF ‘87?!”_

[@zhabiboss]

24:42 Fun fact: it’s not the rock that is the first image, it is this meme that is the first image

[@creator_w7379]

"My Wedding Venue was double booked at the same place as a furry convention" I mean oof but NOICE

[@mach2223]

11:07 In Czech we say "it's raining shit with hooks". No joke, that's the direct translations. The more polite would be "it's pouring like from a watering can" but that one's nowhere near as funny.

[@owainthetrueexalt6723]

8:00 hits way to close to home for my comfort. I might have a stalker.

[@lunar0129]

This isn't really much of an issue but I thought it'd be appropriate feedback. Often I see a meme in an Emkay video and like it enough to use snipping tool to screenshot it, partially for future me to find it in my screenshots folder in like 3 years and partially to send it to a friend, but it's a lot easier to do so when the meme zooms out after the narrator is done reading.

[@aidangilman9190]

23:05 noooo I want cottage cheese 😂

[@user-zx5kl2mm8d]

7:26 when the Satanists have better moral compass then Christians:

[@115grim]

We kinda have for a while, Christianity allowed, for centuries, a man to sell or gift his wife to her rapist, should she be violated. Satanism outright states that one should have explicitly and definitely gotten consent before you do anything more than hold someone's hand, and that still needs a "may I do this?" to happen first. Satanism also isn't basically a copy paste of the basic parts of Catholicism whereas Christianity is Catholicism watered down. Catholicism is worse. Sooooo much worse..

[@jenniferbarnett5142]

When the big update you've been waiting for finally drops and it's not as good as you thought it would be: 2:55

[@Jasonvoorhees57469]

5:06 this joke can also work for christians since apparently we all descended from Adam and Eve.

[@GeorgiiiVaampire]

r/me_irl consists of genuinely funny memes Can't say the same about r/memes

[@retodera228]

5:00 *The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing*

[@thocknell]

1:48 row 7, dice 4 and 5 are switched 1:48

[@Zesty_medly]

0:11 I hate when jeans do that too :( Jeans and sweaters kinda suck

[@TheMNWolf]

For a moment I actually considered becoming a crab like it was a possibility and oh my God, what has my life come to?

[@noahluke-gx5gz]

55:09 the value of a drink is 10, the value of a burger is 5, and the value of fries is 2, which means the value of a soda + fries + a burger is 17.

[@zhabiboss]

1:05:56 me personally, when I realized I was in a dream I imagine giant fucking meteors and starships from star wars flying through the atmosphere towards me and I started flinging them away with my mind

[@unifie1088]

The 2020 memes are sending me through a loop

[@alexkrill5534]

One like equals one salami for cat

[@beansoflife596]

36:30 feed cat

[@Burrytoescheese]

I don't get the joke

[@The_guy1950]

​@@Burrytoescheese SALAMI FOR CAT

[@Burrytoescheese]

@@The_guy1950 makes sense

[@trashcanartist]

31:20 this image is a relic of the past

[@justaplaceholder6356]

41:13 finally, a way to leave the simulation

[@CalebCulture]

I can confirm that is the first rock that shows up when you type in those keyword. 24:30.

[@mathewkaiser7667]

27:55 "danger, a red spy is in the base"

[@DemonFrog2024]

The dolphin one? Thanks for all the fish? Perfect Circle reference-

[@cornaidian]

10:56 its raining tacos actually

[@mr.chlebek]

16:43 or matpat when playing in move "five night's at freddy's" said "that's just a theory"

[@JabootskieJamanskin]

I've been cracking up at the cat salami memes, then remembered i actually feed my cat salami sometimes...

[@narisumashi3137]

6:33 die Nutella! So like Dino teller, means "Dino plate" translated from German

[@785cheeseman]

12:17 that was my birthday dinner last night. Don't sleep on Mac and cheese with hotdogs 🗣️🔥

[@nerdypenguin9164]

I literally just did the battery percentage bed flip thing and i feel like im being watched...

[@MorganMakesThings]

19:59 I prefer being able to see people's faces when I talk to them and listen to their voices. Otherwise, I'd prefer the highly-editable (before sending) and revisitable (if I forgot something) text message.

[@ag4.7]

Wow man i love the part at 50:56 just love what it is about

[@mihaleben6051]

2:31 nah man this GOTTA be how planets form. Tape= adhesive chemicals

[@sleepydragonpillows9104]

der, die, das, die is the bane of my existence

[@KitaraFloof]

8:45 that's a madd canada sign, they are a privately owned road safety contractor up here in the land of maple syrup

[@aelicewildmage]

ok but that Panda Express guy is literally me rn, show this to him

[@beansandboarsontherun5762]

9:14 Ah, classic Kevin

[@linethorup6050]

Anyone there

[@gamerdudeguypreson]

*You called to the void* *a voice responds* Hellu!

[@niikau]

no

[@Lunathevoid]

I am not.... But are you?

[@Kellerbobeller]

I’m here

[@Artty317]

Hallo als Vertreter der Leere müssen wir Hallo sagen

[@ItsAlexYT1]

1:04:45 I hate to be that guy.. but there is one. I forgot what it was, just search it up. Also this FEELs 4 years old bc all the 2020 drama yet it’s only a few hour ago 😭

[@Link-from-hyrule]

12:36 yes and it is damn hilarious

[@noahluke-gx5gz]

I would say "I shall eat thou flesh." To my significant other and to my rotisserie chiken

[@errorcode9542]

idk why but the coolaid one absolutly killed me 1:03:16

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

32:40 "You guys get opacity?"

[@Lyrebird.Rainwing]

5:17 As someone who is learning German, I understand

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1990 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@ExzaktVid]

Bro is COMMITED

[@Idkuhhh-d6j]

How many days ago did you stop sleeping

[@foxtrotstudios2958]

one minute and 14 likes? Emkay's popping off!!

[@Loogang7718]

I love you so much

[@justlayton12]

1:09 well in all actuality it is the sonic run in sonic CD in 1993 when Naruto did in 1999 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

[@Mikael-g5u]

911

[@Xyrazen767]

4:01, i was one of them babies

[@MeowthRabanne]

1:45 I spotted the actual mistake with the dice before seeing the edited one 😭

[@katiekat3645]

Perfect post for my nap!

[@Fr1hu]

16:55 HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY REFERENCE???

[@Boltandrainbow]

15:08 yeah thanks PHOENIX WRIGHT, i know ace attorney when i see it

[@amphigorian]

The plant one has me beat. Petaahhh?!

[@andistansbury4366]

First one: all of the above.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

1:15:03 texas region avoids texas state and newyork region avoids new york state!

[@eliasgermer8762]

32:32 I'm really curious about this picture. Is it really snow or just ash? If it is snow, where was this?

[@jrbubble987]

I am watching emkay with my grandma thanks 33:46

[@Horrorfan123]

00:4 is me. I have all of those things 😭😭

[@yamensalman7849]

1:49 Regular people: im the mistake.... Me: (i actually said this in my mind) *youre the mistake :D*

[@aperturetime4156]

if I made 10 piece mcnuggets I'd put 12 in

[@zhabiboss]

21:48 That one aged poorly

[@loadingerror479]

One is a panino, more than one panini. There is no such thing as paninis.

[@ItalianCountryball11]

35:53 As a Louisianan, Yes.

[@ChrissyCraft26]

14:55 Microsoft word does that with my nickname...

[@Jonko_Bonko]

Congrats for the Giant rock