ALL OF R/ROASTME

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A compilations of our best videos on the top posts from r/RoastMe on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrators:
/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

If I bring you breakfast in bed, just say, "Thank you." I don't want to hear all that, "How did you get into my house," shit!

[@lotematu2812]

And "I am gonna call the police" you know they wont find me if I dont wanna be found.

[@WatermelonOfDoom]

And "What the hell are you doing" when I kiss their head and tell them to go back to sleep

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

@WatermelonOfDoom That is glorious 🙌 Shhh shhh, it's OK. And as I am leaning over them, I lick their nose.

[@Nausea56]

Ugh they always say “HELP HEEEELP IM BEING ASSULTED BY THIS BIG TALL MAN!”

[@king_sharkey5768]

@@Nausea56 stop lying your not tall.

[@formallyclueless]

concrete eater has summoned

[@laty9f1]

thank you concrete eater

[@TheGuyWhoComments]

What does concrete taste like? And have you ever tried cement?

[@Remember.2]

hello concrete eater

[@PDUMBASS-]

WHO SUMMONED THE RAID BOSS

[@ajking8836]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[@chicopridebean368]

At yes, your back. The voice still creamy, crunchy and goat milk-ly. You have the perfect tone for this sub!

[@3rDimensional]

who

[@alice5790]

fr bros voice sounds like Saint Agur cheese

[@phantomboba]

these roasts are the things I assume everyone is thinking about me every time I go out in public

[@NotAMoron42]

11:10 “Harry, put the invisibility cloak back on!” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@KrystalRed]

22:29 I'm sorry but she looks like if Susan Wojcicki became a woke astrologist who believes that crystals can heal.

[@greenapple9477]

r/rareinsults

[@gayternatee]

THATS ONE WAY TO SAY IT/POS😨😨😨

[@Gaminginvrrr]

nah she kinda looks like if she went a quarter of the way with the cyberpunk aesthetic with that haircut

[@KrystalRed]

@@Gaminginvrrr Ok that actually sounds better

[@percivalyracanth1528]

That's just Susan Wojcicki😂

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

15:34 I don’t even have to do my worst, you’re haircut already does it for me.

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

24:57 she looks like the villain from Madagascar 3 but even more insane

[@Valgient]

7:51 Her nose stopped developing at 5.

[@malachiMcLaughlin-oy8op]

Most of this video is just him laughing at the comments😂

[@newstarcadefan]

Some of these were not only roasts, but also kamikaze by words.

[@wbat5816]

1:32 That "JEHESUS CHRIHIHIEST" reaction fits that situation perfectly😂

[@Deedoo_r]

33:40 a good lesson as to why you shouldn't buy the stupendium off temu

[@VoltageTripwire]

C'mon Emkay/Slazo, ye gotta get us some more r/roastme content. Hell, I'd love to see the Emkay crew get demolished on that subreddit.

[@Drgoiburger]

these people are creative as hell lmao

[@TheLycanthrope09]

Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.

[@SevenGC89]

"Hairy taint and Trashly" OMFG I'M DEAD! 💀💀💀

[@Rainok]

7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny

[@OrangeSquare77]

7:31 99% plastic 1% organic

[@sussytheprotogen4006]

29 seconds after posted? Wow. At least it's a new video because I have watched most of the videos on this channel!!!

[@bloxfy-bh7rz]

Yes

[@bluelittleman4]

9 minutes

[@Likemea]

Sorry, but I can't help you with that. Your profile picture may be inappropiate material.

[@someone-cool-yt]

19:27 squidward eating a crabby patty for the first time

[@NMT_StudioPlus]

Couldn't get a better narrator. Awesome job

[@glitterPOP]

24:52 AMELIE MENTIONED

[@abxorb]

The first narrator's wheeze laugh beings me so much joy. ❤😂

[@kingofmongerreturned]

when Jack says "Jambo" instead of "banjo" 14:24

[@JunkYardCardGuy]

21:05 Went to stylist, asked for The Dracula

[@lukelyall5879]

0:03 the girl holding the roast me paper looks like a girl in my high school 💀

[@Andreijaden]

All these roast are TOP TIER

[@SheepLiver]

except that one about looking like jack black, that's a compliment

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

34:41 THAT EDIT. Oh my God. 😂

[@denis2381]

32:00 Scott tenorman was the first thought

[@WestBranchIA1935]

At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!

[@WestBranchIA1935]

White Bowsah is a pwedatah! By the way.

[@alexplier6404]

you know its bad when you look like the Cheshire cat got smacked with a frying pan, i started snorting laughing after hearing that one.

[@Ramsey276one]

0:54 3.5 x 2 XD

[@MiloTheSilly]

THE UWU TRANSLATOR IS KILLING ME 😭

[@a.random.cat.22]

wait wtf where

[@L.o.c.u.s.t]

UWU

[@Toastedtaters]

TWhE UWU TWANSLATOR IS KIWWING ME uWu

[@SheepLiver]

3:45 that aint no roast, that's a compliment!

[@HorizonStudios09]

I fear the praying mantis that decided to take over that girls body, are they going to run for president next

[@vivite4]

11:15 Daniel Sadcliff

[@GmNdWtchr96]

32:35 Dude looks like if someone ordered the late 2000's Kirk Hammett off Temu.

[@robertwastakenwastaken]

15:51 20 bucks he can't get that jacket through an airport.

[@JunkYardCardGuy]

25:03 Weekend At Bruni's

[@markalexander3659]

15:00 - NINETEEN?!?! I'm 33 and he looks a decade older than me

[@3denx]

why are some of the people on here so attractive what 😭😭

[@DangService]

Emkay is great

[@justsomeguywithamustach]

18:25 he would actually make a pretty good sentry i think

[@perrydixon344]

Reddit and Alzheimer's do not mix

[@herrforehead]

21:31 he looks like Bursar from St. Trinians

[@Gaminginvrrr]

35:18 he went from hilarious lovers day to kakyoin if he was a business major

[@TheEhlowery]

This was indeed the video of all time 👍

[@someone-cool-yt]

6:06 she looks sharp

[@TheWilffer]

22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.

[@ZannyLeta]

Damien is the lord of discord mods. Where’s my Reddit bronze chat?

[@almightyyt2101]

That one girl looked like she would bite a pit bull for a porkchop - I thought that was a pork chop in her mouth

[@williamk1000]

Girl used a flea collar as a choker.

[@bluelittleman4]

14:17 WHY DO I HEAR MEGALOVANIA

[@saladplain-css]

emkay 👌

[@Nccp9]

26:43 I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK

[@SiegeTF]

22:50 Ten more years and she'll be xually harassing the male nurses at the retirement center.

[@nuadasilverpaw5702]

21:36 Diuhbeetus

[@violetmarinaayis]

We need more 😤

[@minimek1479]

10:9 no I'm sorry but its Daniel Radcliffe who looks like a heroin addict version of Daniel Radcliffe. None can beat him in that look. XD

[@trishapellis]

31:13 No, BelgianSexWaffle clearly has a bone to pick with American exchange students. Which, like... XD The take is, in fact, not wrong, but it's far from only Americans - I've been an exchange student, and that's just how it works. You study, you party if you're into it, you work only if the Erasmus (or other scholarship you got) isn't enough, and Erasmus love is like summer love. Everybody does it but very few of the couples stay together.

[@armakitty1]

22:50 Aren't you that one random finnish girl that I am subscribed to for some reason?

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

13:36 Hey I didn’t know you were friends with Sombra!

[@Unwebonnn]

I actually had a girl in my school called Mary Kate that looked like the blonde girl from the first post.

[@theminerwithin9316]

How does this make me laugh more than r/cursedcomments!?

[@Gaminginvrrr]

32:31 why does he look like if an ena character was humanized

[@Sephade]

23:38 ok hear me out. You remember Wizards of Waverly place? The one episode where justin makes a monster girl with a computer chip brain al la Frankenstein? She looks just like that

[@ericgolightly8450]

10:47 He looks like jschlatt

[@braylongouge9103]

7:37 Girl struggles swallowing peas

[@LuckiestDanPer]

[Insert generic insult]

[@someone-cool-yt]

9:51 she’s fading away

[@ericgolightly8450]

6:44 me too

[@armakitty1]

20:20 Since when was Leonardo DiCaprio homeless?

[@ericgolightly8450]

0:00 WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE THE ODDS

[@зарбекелек]

Not the trackmania gold medal

[@Dertube586]

0:19 Damn thats tough

[@Mug._]

11:24 he looks like if bob ross and mark zuckerburg had a baby. (somehow)

[@ericgolightly8450]

1:28 Jesus christ

[@nickgarcia3435]

Video is 10x better with volume off

[@karlhendrikse]

Yeah I'm starting to think maybe I should just read reddit

[@dianeo4092]

nice

[@HeCesar]

23:40

[@CryztalPKMN]

21:30 is that you Dr. Phil?

[@wolfinatorshenanigans]

yucky.... (0:20)

[@Pink-Lemons]

10:56 he looks ai generated. you cant make me believe thats a real person.

[@toasted_bread_remade]

cami goreng

[@JohnSugma-i5m]

how am i this early to an emkay video

[@themech9149]

15:37 Bro you look like if Jimmyhere was a caveman

[@bromodragone8405]

Thank god sensible people are aware that this is all in good fun and we don't actually mean any of the insults. Unless you're one of those idiots who says something genuinely hurtful.

[@michathebmj]

1 like = one pushup (get me strong guys)

[@Matt_Wildcard_Webster]

Already more than I can do

[@Potato_operatedrobot]

Already more than you can do (3 likes)

[@CerealKiller_324]

​@@Potato_operatedrobot Dayum

[@zerarori]

@@Potato_operatedrobottruly sad

[@simplewormonastring6869]

Beggar

[@AIRYHFJONEIRL]

Yay

[@eelwithheels]

10:55 mf looks like hobo daniel Radcliffe

[@GarbyJeVrloDobro]

SERBIA MENTIONED! LETS GOOOOOO

[@Meaniepanini305]

15:32 looks like if Jesus had mommy issues

[@redcrewmate1813]

2 views in 57 seconds? wow how am i that early

[@Deedoo_r]

18:37 Bros built like Thor's lik cousin, Bore

[@TheSheep1]

R/roastme for no reason

[@themaninthefurhat2798]

tally hall reference ? first min

[@AlphaCastAintIt]

Mary Kate and Trashley, I hope you understand That I hate you a lot and I'd never be your man And I think, that it'd be totally cool If I ran from your apartments and never went to your school

[@C_ingStarz]

10:47 he looks AI generated Edit: 14:43 and this guy looks like an andrew tate and dharman love child

[@heavygaming1167]

21:56 diabeetus on 144p

[@Okuu__Gaming_1]

Why get offended by roast when you can double down on them? Some guy told me i look like I play Osu all day, so the next day I installed Osu and played it for 20 hours straight (didn't even go to the toilet)

[@sylviastirling8165]

witewawwy cwinge