All Your Valheim Pain in One VIdeo

[@Bullminator]

You forgot one thing. BATS IN YOUR BASE KILLING YOUR CHICKENS/BOARS.

[@KPRoof]

@@Bullminator Keep them inside away from bats, aparently they don't like eachother 😂.

[@thedarkflowkiller]

600hrs of gameplay, never had a single bat in any of my camps.

[@KPRoof]

@@thedarkflowkiller Change the raids to max and then you will understand my pain 😂. You'll have a raid every 15 minutes.

[@benathan6239]

You stired the pot

[@KPRoof]

@@benathan6239The pot of stew? 😂

[@heinzbeinzareyummy9383]

You haven't experienced true Valheim pain until you burnt 6 serpent meats.

[@KPRoof]

@@heinzbeinzareyummy9383 How? That takes 1:20 minutes to burn it 😂🔥 Did you left the game open and left outside?

[@tommyquestionmark301]

No, until reaching that f**** ticks are able to go through the portal with you.

[@sanderskogen7546]

Building a house/outpost on the mountains with a claimed bed, later getting killed further away and being stuck respawning in that house because I didn’t leave extra frost resist there

[@KPRoof]

Ahaha, that's one way to get things messed up, love it, yep, painfull enough for me as well😅

[@Revelwoodie]

Only one way out of that situation -- destroy the bed. Then next time you die, you respawn in the original drop zone.

[@goodwinlaw]

Just had a learning experience that you left out. When you sail your fully upgraded Longboat with your fully upgraded gear to the edge of the world just to "Check it out" and lose everything after getting sucked off the edge of the world.

[@KPRoof]

@@goodwinlaw That's a choice based on a myth, but yeah, still painful 😅💀

[@Adrena1in]

You missed out the pain of spending hours taming and returning creatures to one's base, only to have a raiding party come along and kill your new pets. Has happened to me more than once.

[@KPRoof]

@@Adrena1in That's an optional pain 😅, you don't need to tame animals, but I feel for you.

[@josephsmith688]

That's why i prefer to have farms where i got the pets. Also helps with the terrible lag at your base^^

[@KPRoof]

@josephsmith688 What base are you building mate it is laggy, that's at least a castle, did you build Hogwarts in Valheim?

[@Adrena1in]

@@josephsmith688 - yes, never really thought about that, but it’s a good idea. I brought some wolves back to my base to act as defence, and after a while they bred so much it started lagging my machine badly. Must’ve had a couple of hundred of them running around!

[@Deafening_Silence_333]

Bats & Drakes suck when you have animals but unlike gardens, you can keep tame animals in pens with a roof. (no help for wolves as guards) but maybe make a pen to hold some spares? ive got boar, wolves & chickens in different pens & only lose wolves during a raid. i have high earth walls with spikes 2 deep so they stop most raids.

[@Blakkrazor69]

I still have a Vanilla seed from early access that has Black Forrest right up against the spawn area. When we first made characters there was a troll waiting for us. The ensuing calamity and kiting was nothing short of legendary hilarity.

[@KPRoof]

@@Blakkrazor69 That's the next level, I had a skeleton at the spawn, never a troll, must be fun to play against one with bare hands 😅💀

[@danielbelmir0]

The worst part is getting your stuff back without a good armor.

[@sampsonsampson]

Loved it. I like how a lot of it you only understand if you've been there. The whups 3 Lox pull lol. Among so many other things. Well done happy subscriber can't wait to see more. Edit: Perfect tune for Valheim pain and F-ups.

[@KPRoof]

@@sampsonsampson Haha, true, you're right, this is for people who've tasted Valheim's pain. Thanks for being here. 😉

[@darkrusel2]

i feel you my friend ... i feel you

[@KPRoof]

@@darkrusel2 I think we've all experienced at least one of these moments at some point 😅.

[@wilburtmoreno469]

the real pain for me is after a long sail to go to bonemass, i forgot to bring a portal

[@KPRoof]

@@wilburtmoreno469 That hurts too, but you can get the reources easily from a dungeon and a tree. 💀🌴⚔️

[@ursosentado]

or anti-poison

[@anelaukic3143]

I knew you'd add the You're being hunted event aaaaaa 😭 Also everything regarding the cart is a pain! Thank you for this video 🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@anelaukic3143 That event is tormenting me to this day, that's the only one thing you don't want to see on your screen, especially on hardcore 😭 It was my pleasure, happy to know that you enjoyed the video 😉👍

[@joshuadavidson3689]

Wait, I've progressed all the way to the plains, and haven't yet seen this event. What is it?

[@KPRoof]

@@joshuadavidson3689 You've never seen the wolves event? Turn the raids to the max and you'll quit the game 👍😂 That's the only raid I've seen for hours on my hardcore permadeath runs 😅, also it is the most difficult and dangerous raid in the game.

[@Leetfaction]

A fireball knocking you into lava in the ashlands is also pretty high up there.

[@Revelwoodie]

Mining for ore, your pickaxe breaks, and you realize you can't get out of the hole.

[@KPRoof]

@@Revelwoodie Just start with the edges not the middle 😂👍

[@Revelwoodie]

@@KPRoof I do, lol! Then I'm going around the edge, carving out my path, going under the node to make sure I uncover all of it...then CLINK, my pickaxe breaks. Then I get to spend the next 10 minutes creative jumping to get out, lol

[@KPRoof]

@@Revelwoodie Sounds easy enough 😂⛏️ Sorry about your pain.

[@100achillguy7]

I've finally learned that keeping an axe in hand while moving a cart is the ONLY way to go.

[@KPRoof]

@@100achillguy7 Meaning? 😅

[@100achillguy7]

@ if I carry an axe in my hand it’s easier to make a path destroying bushes, trees, and logs to make a path than it is to go around them. It’s so simple I just never figured that out until recently 😎

[@KPRoof]

@100achillguy7 Ah yes, that's true, it is super useful, I usually make the road ahead of carying the cart, but basically it is the same thing that you described.

[@ShiftaBrains]

It’s like watching myself 🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@ShiftaBrains I am sorry you had to go through such pain 😅🙈

[@NotYourBuddyFriend_]

Boating in storms and getting stuck on rocks hits particularly hard for me lol!

[@KPRoof]

That's part of your nightmare in Valheim - sorry buddy! 😅⛈

[@TheToastyN1nja]

getting lost in a crypt not knowing which way to go is so relatable..

[@KPRoof]

@@TheToastyN1nja We've all been there, I totally get you.

[@valentinlopezmunoz8269]

I've never seen the "What's up Gjall" and "They sought you out"

[@KPRoof]

@@valentinlopezmunoz8269 I've seen them every day in the mistlands, but I have the raids maxed out. Anyway, it is not something you want to happen, trust me 😅

[@Servellion]

Got "They sought you out". Was a frantic couple of minutes.

[@KPRoof]

@@Servellion Isn't it? It is one amazing experience to be had 😅⚔️

[@Servellion]

@@KPRoof Felt dumb because it took me a moment to realize what mobs decided to crash my party. So glad my home base is a damn fortress.

[@KPRoof]

@@Servellion If you crouch inside a house during an event, they will de aggro and will only attack structures or get bugged.

[@JohnWick-u2e]

Valheim is the most beautiful game that I played since 90's, in terms of everything

[@KPRoof]

@@JohnWick-u2e Same goes for me, I waited a lot for a complete survival adventure like this one 😎💪⛏️

[@Blazerage717]

When the wind's not blowing in the right direction 😩

[@KPRoof]

@@Blazerage717 True, very painful 😬👍

[@johnb48]

Brilliant. The 'you're being hunted' has caught me out soo many times.

[@KPRoof]

@@johnb48 We've all been there, I almost died to that event in the hardcore permadeath series, I paused the game one frame earlier before dying. Those wolves are a menace 🐺

[@Dramacat1234]

dying in the middle of the sea

[@KPRoof]

@@Dramacat1234 That too, but I had a moment with the player drowning so I thought it counts for all of them.

[@Dramacat1234]

@@KPRoof ooh alright, fair

[@foreverjune8]

What pain? This is all the joy of Valheim!

[@KPRoof]

@@foreverjune8 If that's sarcasm, then: yeah, sure mate! 😅

[@goldyloxje]

Insee no pain, only gain

[@KPRoof]

@@goldyloxje That's one way to look at it 😉

[@deathbreach3448]

Having Chickens in the plains biome, and Mosquitoes kill them…

[@KPRoof]

@@deathbreach3448 Why do you have chickens there? 🤔😅

[@deathbreach3448]

@@KPRoof At first it was a mistake that turned into a real challenge to maintain, so I had to build an entirely new yet differently designed endgame base far away from plains spawning range. Even a veteran player like myself makes these kinds of mistakes because I’m lazy🫠🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@deathbreach3448 I totally understand, we've all been there mate at least once 😅

[@Swany1984]

What an epic go! Thank you. I'll be watching for more...( beside the no bow)

[@KPRoof]

@@Swany1984 Thank you for your support! Happy you enjoyed "thr pain" 😅

[@a_pirate1434]

Video would be twice as long if Ashlands was included

[@KPRoof]

@@a_pirate1434 After the game is finished we can have another video including all biomes 😉

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

This was SO freaking funny hahah. Thank you for the laughs

[@KPRoof]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming Thanks for being here Spazzy 😂. Happy to know you had fun watching the pain 😅👍.

[@SpazzyjonesGaming]

@@KPRoof happy to be here. Loved it!

[@KPRoof]

@@SpazzyjonesGaming Love your content too mate, super creative! ❤️🤍

[@Snake13042]

No dying in a giant lava lake and needing 15 deaths to get your gear back?

[@KPRoof]

@@Snake13042 Later I will include Ashlands 😅

[@pankygheiming5204]

or when u have to make to roof.. the god damn roof

[@KPRoof]

@@pankygheiming5204 That's painful too, you're right mate 😅

[@Sux_8]

This is all the beauty of the game❤🥹

[@KPRoof]

@Sux_8 Sure looks like happiness

[@nextlevelgameplaysbr]

Andar 5 minutos de barco e morrer numa ilha sem cama e sem portal..

[@KPRoof]

@@nextlevelgameplaysbr Can you reply in english please? I don't understand.

[@danielvazquez3885]

just found out this video after diying in a goblin village in the plains ,i died in the CENTER of it IT HAS 3 BERSEKERS AND TWO MAGES

[@KPRoof]

@@danielvazquez3885 Sorry about that mate, I found a huge village just like yours in the hardcore runs, it had 5 berserkers, one of them was a 2**, Took me forever to clear it. 😅

[@danielvazquez3885]

@@KPRoof yeah I may just craft a hunstman bow and took all the time of the world coeaning it from afar Luckily i always made a portal to every island i visit after losing a few ships

[@KPRoof]

@@danielvazquez3885 Lucky that you have that luxury, I don't have any portals. 🙈

[@danielvazquez3885]

@@KPRoof i always put materials for one in my ship and have an unnamed portal in my house Seriously it is great you meve know when one 2 star goblin is going to ruin your day

[@KPRoof]

@@danielvazquez3885 Hehe, I know it is great, but since I am doing hardcore permadeath there is no way I can come back to grab anything. 😅

[@furkanozcan77]

Unpretentious and cute video, thanks!

[@KPRoof]

@@furkanozcan77 Haha, glad you enjoyed it mate! Thanks for being here! 😉

[@Zibenlurr]

I got mad, watching this video.

[@KPRoof]

That was the point, sorry 😂

[@bluefinix]

I think that all happened to me besides the mistlands raids. Im still there. The worst pain is climbing ml rocky mountains before the feather cape. Being hunted actually is quite useful when you are in the plains and need help. Hahaha they were all like that to me. Nice video bro im following now.

[@KPRoof]

@@bluefinix Thanks, depending on the difficulty the wolves can be your ally or your downfall 😅

[@Clyne69]

Just had new pain moment, while I was farming stone pillars in the plains with a Fenris gear being overconfident after beating Mistlands, a fuling snuck up from behind and I decide to hit him with a sword instead of rolling, turns out bro is a 2 star and one shotted me.😂

[@KPRoof]

@@Clyne69 Yep, it could have fitted perfectly into this video, or in a scarry death montage. 😉👍

[@AlexanderGreat1024]

Why are there no ashlands? This whole biome is a pain.

[@KPRoof]

Maybe that's why 😅. I explained at the end, since they still patch and change things in the Ashlands I didn't include it. Maybe for a future video.

[@AlexanderGreat1024]

@@KPRoof, we'll be waiting fot this video

[@KPRoof]

​@@AlexanderGreat1024 Thanks, it won't take too long, when Ashlands is stable and finished I'll try to include even more moments like these ones.

[@CallsignCorza]

haha this is so good! good video mate

[@KPRoof]

@@CallsignCorza Yep, very annoying video eh? 😂 There still are more things to be added but I didn't want it to be too long.

[@ChristopherWhiteRock]

Pain = iykyk. Also includes most of the game. This game is pain. Addictive, but pain.

[@KPRoof]

@@ChristopherWhiteRock Try stepping up the settings like I did and you will find even more pain 😂💪😉

[@ChristopherWhiteRock]

@@KPRoof *crying despair emote*

[@KPRoof]

@@ChristopherWhiteRock I got you, been there in the first two attempts that I have failed 😅👍

[@ChristopherWhiteRock]

@@KPRoof You get a raid boss 2 star, you get a raid boss 2 star, everyone gets a raid boss 2 star!

[@KPRoof]

@@ChristopherWhiteRock Only if you start Hildir quests 😅

[@kristennicoletti713]

Hammer & the Item stand....

[@KPRoof]

@@kristennicoletti713 Good one, that too, fits like a glove in here 😅

[@bad_reflection]

The reason why aslands is not included is obvious

[@KPRoof]

@@bad_reflection I should have included the entire biome eh? 🔥❤️😂

[@marcus.thoren]

All of this is really just a matter of SKILL ISSUE

[@KPRoof]

@@marcus.thoren You do realize mate that this video is made for the sole purpose of entertainment? This is not my Valheim experience. Watch my playthrough videos on hardcore permadeath, then we can talk about skill 😉

[@josephsmith688]

Nearly wet myself watching the meadows 🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@josephsmith688 Happy to know that, sadly, I don't provide any dipers yet 😂

[@papit4886]

For me its accidentally craftin new gear instead of upgrading it

[@KPRoof]

@@papit4886 Oh yeah that's painful too, good one! 👍

[@ChuckHaney]

(Been there done that + Had that happen to me) x 47 🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@ChuckHaney I feel you, we've all been through these annoying little moments 🙈😂

[@nerixgg5318]

If you would add Ashlands. It would be even more painful to watch.

[@KPRoof]

@@nerixgg5318 At the moment I was recording it the devs were still changing and patching things heavily.

[@nerixgg5318]

@KPRoof you need to make a whole new video only on that biome. It's THAT fun. I've just finished making a video myself. I can say it's a difficult place. And even a cautious person like me died a lot there :) By the way, you are making great content, just now stumbled on your channel 👍

[@KPRoof]

@nerixgg5318 Thanks, I'll check out your video! I haven't tapped into ashlands too much yet, I have to get there soon on my hardcore permadeath series and I am kinda scared. But I was even more scared of mistlands 😅

[@nerixgg5318]

@KPRoof Mistlands is easy compared to Ashlands. You can die even without reaching the shore. A quick advice, take the moders buff. It could come in handy.

[@KPRoof]

@@nerixgg5318 Thanks mate, I think mistlands is more difficult because you can't see or access the land properly. I play with no map in my challenges and that makes it far more difficult. At least in ashlands I will be able to see.

[@sose6255]

seriously just skip the crude bow and use a spear.

[@KPRoof]

@@sose6255 This video was made for entertainment purposes, it does not represent my Valheim experience. Check my channel if you want to see how I play 😅

[@ToadimusPrime]

Yes.

[@Icicle_TV]

Love it ❤

[@KPRoof]

@@Icicle_TV Thanks mate, we'll have more of these type of videos for the future. 😉

[@mill5973]

I'm pissed

[@KPRoof]

@@mill5973 Should I apologize? 😂

[@mill5973]

@@KPRoof idk yet :D

[@KPRoof]

@@mill5973 How did I manage to upset you? I share your pain, we've all been through this 😅

[@mill5973]

​@@KPRoof Jumping into the water with last drop of stamina and endless grind of mining ore in Black Forest... Jesus...​

[@KPRoof]

@@mill5973 To be perfectly honest, farming the copper to get the bronze is the most painful thing in the game for me. Also the farming the wood to get coal 😭

[@Deafening_Silence_333]

"all" your pain seems to be the basic activities in the game.. back to WoW for you lol

[@KPRoof]

@@Deafening_Silence_333 That's all the pain that is, the rest is fun to play

[@gabrielcrepeault497]

Where's the pain? I was promised pain.

[@KPRoof]

@@gabrielcrepeault497 So all those things were not painful or annoying in your Valheim experience? What was painful then?

[@scaereyguy]

This guy has NOT played valheim before, i can guarantee you that

[@KPRoof]

@@scaereyguy Why is he arguing on a video ment for Valheim players? 😂

[@gabrielcrepeault497]

@@scaereyguy is 200 hours not enough? Last timed i played Yagluth was the last boss. Only recently came back.

[@gabrielcrepeault497]

@@KPRoof loosing a 2 star wolf to a raid right after a day trying to get 1?

[@RewEmberwind]

Just make a 10 hour video of mining iron and your good idk why you did all this excess stuff

[@KPRoof]

@@RewEmberwind Because it was fun to make it 😉

[@oldfartrick]

QoL mods help 😊

[@KPRoof]

@@oldfartrick Thanks mate, but the video is not about my Valheim experience, but about all the annoying moments that we've all faced at a certain time in the game. 😅

[@salamunga5645]

haha yes 🤣🤣🤣

[@KPRoof]

We've all felt it one way or another 😅

[@duckoff8861]

didnt feel it, poor video

[@KPRoof]

Try some hardcore permadeath with maxed out settings then, you're bound to feel something!

[@eamonmcdonough]

This is painful to watch. Get better at games in general dude, geez, lol 😂😂😂 And before anyone talks shit, I only have 180 hrs in the game and have beat everything except Moder. I'm only waiting for my brother who works nightshift to join my server to fight him for fun. Otherwise I'm pretty confident I can beat him. Cheesing is so easy in this game with the hoe alone. Ex. I plan to fight Moder by boxing in the area around him and my base (separate rings duh), making two portals and using magic from the top for a 0 hit fight 😂🤣😂🤣

[@KPRoof]

@@eamonmcdonough Thanks friend, but this video is made on purpose to show the most painful moments in the game. 😄 If you check my channel you'll realize that I am not quite as bad as you may think at Valheim, with almost 800 hours of gameplay. I play on hardcore permadeath on this channel 💀😉 Good luck with your next boss fight 🔥

[@eamonmcdonough]

@KPRoof ahhh damn I was way out of pocket then, I apologize my friend. Good luck on your next journey. I accept the pin of shame and I'll learn from it!

[@eamonmcdonough]

@KPRoof I'll sub and check out your videos. Based on your response alone you have much more grace than I and I could learn a thing or 2. Thanks again and hope your weekend is pleasant

[@KPRoof]

@@eamonmcdonough There's no shame to be had, chill 😄. Glad you are here!

[@KPRoof]

@@eamonmcdonough Feel free to let me know how you find the videos or if I should improve in any aspect. Thanks again mate! Hope you have a pleasant weekend too! 😉😎

[@katefluffka]

the first time I placed eitr refinery inside the base, I didn't know that eitr does damage to everything around it. so this bunch of eitr destroyed part of my base, it was very disappointing 🥲

[@KPRoof]

Sorry to hear that Kate 😅 We've all done that at some point. Why would they make a reource that damages your structures 🤯 ?

[@katefluffka]

​@@KPRoof exactly. I don't mind that it does damage to other structures and creatures. but damn, not "friendly structures fire"! 😵😄

[@KPRoof]

@@katefluffka Yea, it still baffles me to this day... I don't know what devs thought when they came up with the idea. Now the only way is too raise walls around the eitr refinery or place it in a hole. 😅

[@katefluffka]

@@KPRoof I found a solution in black marble walls. since black marble has elemental immunity, it doesn't take damage from eitr 💪🙂

[@KPRoof]

@@katefluffka Basically the game forces you to build a black marble house? 😄 This is funny. I didn't know black marble was imune to eitr dmg, tbanks Kate!