Flat Earth Conference

[@bobbishmax62]

"Flat Earth Gang" "Flat Earth Gang hahaha this is so fun" "So anyway Adolf Hitler is alive and living under the ice of Antarctica"

[@frintso]

The more you know...

[@FreedZ]

lol, I thought he is on the back side of the moon

[@busybusiness9121]

@@FreedZ no buddy there is no back side of Moon , it's just flat everywhere.

[@RosinGoblin]

@@FreedZ naw hes inside the hallow earth

[@souravtambe5743]

He lives under the other side of the f)at earth

[@mellowfellow14]

When anyone starts a sentence "Whats your stance on Hitler", you know you're in for an interesting follow up.

[@kzr_1613]

This is why I always bring my tinfoil hat outside 😂

[@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames]

@@kzr_1613 Do you not find it weird that they deliberately threw in the criticizers of Zionism? Kinda to just make them seem crazy? Little weird and disturbing, especially since Zionism is NOT a good thing. I mean, it is if you want to destroy America, and funnel work and money to another country perennially.

[@jaighter]

@@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames my name is donald trump, and i'm a zionist

[@jcolterh]

Mein Kampf is a pretty good read though. You'll learn a lot about German politics pre WW2 and National Socialism.

[@QuasiELVIS]

@@jcolterh I think you'd be better off with a history book for that.

[@jonathonmeyer2398]

Didn’t realize flat earthers were so into rap and so against Jewish people

[@Lechu86]

Me too! What's up with all that rap??? ;)

[@ryan00101101]

If it rhymes it makes it more true. Maybe the following will help someone... The Earth is a ball. Gravity is real because we fall! It's round. If you don't believe that your mind ain't sound!

[@brennuvargr4638]

Most conspirasheep are. They're complete imbeciles.

[@hakon5873]

They suddenly forgot about the 4mil+ people who were executed by the reich

[@ripvanstinkle]

100% agree

[@Sunprism]

He pointed to a Picture and said "It should be tilted and spinning" That's not just a misunderstanding of basic perspective. It's a misunderstanding of what a Photograph is!

[@signifidelica2819]

😂

[@michaelbauers8800]

I would argue the person misunderstands a profound number of things.

[@spikehamer2]

This is from 2019 but the camera and the insanity of it all feels like 2003

[@mht6848]

That's the best part of this haha

[@halfling49]

Idiocy is timeless

[@roel7930]

6 more likes for 666

[@t.kahraba763]

It's his suit

[@eknaap8800]

More like the 'dark ages'....

[@TubularToob]

The craziest part about flat earthers is that each individual person has their own equally insane theory. It’s remarkable that the convention doesn’t break out in fist fights over the specifics

[@aeronautisch]

imma let de uzi spit turn his face into gooey shit

[@jfrlucas]

Flat Earth model is an egocentric model.

[@dastan4746]

They just take over eachothers theories.

[@konvicti94]

Morose and Lugubrious it works like churches

[@stevesteve222]

Ehhh, they do too much speaking to even be listening to one another.

[@charlierose7153]

I was a filthy glober until that dude dropped some of the sickest flat earth bars ive ever heard and now im converted

[@timmeke_8213]

*B A R S*

[@Gabriel-cw1ez]

It's very Simple, If earth is Round or flat anyway NASA can super easily prove that what earth looks like but still they can't give a super genuine answer to proof that they are right. So, this is seriously very suspicious! I feel like many flat earth theory are seriously wrong but Why NASA can't answer this simple task if they have landed on moon and many 1000 satellites are around us. This is what makes really suspicious sinister here!

[@thechemicals]

@@Gabriel-cw1ez why is the earth bright during the day but moon pictures are always night?

[@QuayNemSorr]

@@Gabriel-cw1ez NASA has live transmissions from ISS where you can clearly see Earth. What more do you need?

[@TheWayOfShawn]

*Y A L L A L R E A D Y K N O W*

[@connorreed779]

The absolute best part was when the dude said “fecal” cells instead of fetal. I fucking died.

[@ReasonablyPliant]

Andrew giving the camera the look as well :'D

[@jlb6170]

"Pepsi had aborted babies" is so distressing to recall he probably got his words mixed up

[@scorps192]

​@@ReasonablyPliantwell spotted 😅😅

[@realname5332]

“Sometimes I wanna go back to like, Britney Spears concerts, and like... you know whatever.” Best quote ever

[@heckedur]

Real Name that shit caught me off guard LOL

[@noodleboi6711]

"I just became vegan last year-I mean Pepsi has aborted babies; little people cells inside the flavoring." Still perplexes me I really don't understand

[@craibinator5]

Real talk

[@SoakieCat]

@@noodleboi6711 dude they be putting aborted babies in ur sody pops :O

[@aur-raw]

@@SoakieCat and Mcdonalds.

[@vesellin]

We need more journalists who are willing to risk their sanity like this man

[@rebeccaxia350]

Thanks for his sacrifices. *RESPECT*

[@cyrus2395]

Andrew is an absolute hero

[@schrodingersneko9060]

Watch joes goes

[@gilbertobautistat.2719]

El reportero valiente

[@aashaynandoskar6862]

I feel worried for the guy. Don't know how long will he last without going crazy?

[@amanda-uw3un]

there is a whole flat earth rap genre to be discovered apparently

[@ripevanwinkle494]

Lmao

[@jakemitchell7786]

I once saw a vegan neo Nazi flat earther rap on KZbin. Think that channel got deleted though, can't imagine why.

[@jakemitchell7786]

@@arian6565 I never said it was real, just said I saw it. Stranger things have happened anyway.

[@360.Tapestry]

@@arian6565 are you... alright? took a bad spill there lol

[@24karatHAMSTER]

@@jakemitchell7786 Here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpiZooComriofLc

[@maxuli21]

"Funny moustache, about yay tall" is a perfect description of Hitler.

[@potgnom]

"So what's your Theory?" Flat Earther: "so the Jews.."

[@voidc4]

My uncle was died in 9/11

[@gokusenju9875]

Void Helicopter I see you’re following in his tracks. By any chance was he the pilot?

[@woosh_police4018]

They almost sound like 4chaners

[@bemotivated8443]

WOOSH_POLICE to be clear there is a difference there is an elite that control the world but these people are stupid

[@woosh_police4018]

@@bemotivated8443 I don't get your point are you talking about 4chaners or flatearthers?

[@ThePsychoRenegade]

I like how they're so skeptical of all this evidence but don't require anything to believe that Hitler lives in Antarctica.

[@patchvanguillotine]

It’s truly amazing how they reject an easily provable theory in order to justify their anti-semitism

[@47Rolling]

And he is also 131years old apparently 😂

[@tim..t175]

TheViperFan hahahahahaha .

[@kcs4212]

There is plenty of evidence.. ever watched the moustache of a walrus? Point proven.

[@Tibovl]

To be fair, a Nazi city in Antarctica full with scientists and factories would make for a great setting for a Wolfenstein game.

[@buoykle298]

“Pepsi had aborted babies in the flavoring.” Greatest line ever.

[@Wltrwllyngaeiou]

"the fecal cells"

[@GinjouArmy]

Thats shit is good maybe if Coke did the same it wouldn't taste like shit. *sips Pepsi*

[@katelynknopp8397]

that’s why I prefer coke

[@bizmonkey007]

In all fairness, they deserve credit for keeping their prices down. I mean Coke is still better, but A for effort.

[@Lemon-rc5tn]

Damn they really made em taste good tho

[@georgev5766]

I’m a pilot and aerospace engineer here. I had a wife’s family member tell me that the earth was a “flat plate”. She said it with so much conviction that I knew she was way gone into that world. So I decided to fight fire with lava. I agreed with her and went on a rant on how birds aren’t real (she owns a parrot btw. Lol). It got to the point where she was telling my wife that I should be “checked for something and seek professional help”. Lmao. 🤣 This is the only way to approach these people. Agree with them to get them to lower their guard and 1-up them at every chance you get. And make the 1-up crazier and crazier every time.

[@DoItYourselfIllinois]

But...birds aren't real. The truth is out there!🐦🤖

[@bleeblah3583]

🤣 you stole my heart sir

[@QQ-yi6yg]

You're really doing the Lord's work and in the best way imaginable

[@MarceloLaraM]

😂 crazy backfire

[@hstw31]

That’s brilliant

[@sirturd2954]

You can’t convince someone who denies any evidence, it’s not a debate.

[@majj6598]

It's just impossible to talk to stupid people.

[@FlawlessBBQ]

Maj Jidar pretty much!

[@FlawlessBBQ]

Like, c’mon! The earth is obviously a triangle!

[@magnuscritikaleak5045]

The Earth is obviously Oblate.

[@bonnome2]

That is not actually the problem. The problem is that they don't try to do anything for to disprove their theory. For example make a rocket with a camera and just make a picture of earth.

[@Daryllishere]

It's like an eric andre interview, but it's the other way around.

[@coreyjamesharris3679]

lol'd

[@keithjackson5110]

You win the internet today

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Holy shit 😂 accurate

[@MonkeyFlyBoy]

Ya boo bay

[@skillerpenguin7622]

Ahaha

[@McShag420]

The best thing was when the guy rapping said "They mock us in plain sight.." and it just focuses in on Andrew nodding. Bravo.

[@Australalien89]

'pseudo-science garbage will to me be unacceptable' - *Andrew looking around in background*

[@spacey8696]

And a subtle wink too xD

[@cantcrossantarctica]

Let's see if this pussy shows up to the conference next year. I know your face now.

[@skeetorkiftwon]

@@Australalien89 It's green screened though. Everyone's a sucker everywhere.

[@Australalien89]

^ lmao, what. For real?

[@nj8833]

I had no idea that flat earth was so intertwined with 1) Jews 2) Hitler 3) spoken word rap

[@mrjones2721]

“A black magician who’s been compromised, working for the sorcery elite,” says the guy with half an alchemy book tattooed on his neck.

[@zeecaptain42]

Admit it though... It would be far cooler with black magic than just some picked on religious people group?

[@Lonech]

Your Quirk Yes because then I can use that fucking magic to turn the world flat but hahaha I actually inverted the planet now we’re all just tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dowwwn

[@kingraiderr]

He's selling snake oil.

[@erinfishman3105]

MrJones alchemy is a science not magik

[@MynamedidntFitDonkey]

You forgot very fast Bill Nye was arguing there were more than 2 genders did u

[@benshalev878]

Why is the earth flat? Flat earthers: *JEWS*

[@Zomby1Woof]

And, if Jews are controlling everything, then why is everything so out of control? LOL.

[@mathschueler]

Ergo Proxy thats what we know, or what we are allowed to know (?????)

[@Zomby1Woof]

@@mathschueler Allowed to know? Really? Who's withholding knowledge from you? Is it the Jews? How about the shape shifting Reptilians? May the Illuminati?I'll bet you're riding on every conspiracy bandwagon out there. I'll bet you're a fan of Alex Jones too. Try getting a science education. There's no limit on what you're "allowed" to know. Flat earthers are liars that lie to themselves. Literally too stupid to know that they are stupid.

[@zeecaptain42]

I thought it was a bit racist claiming that it's not NECESSARILY the jews. Only probably it could be one of these classical symbols of the idea of Jewish people controlling the world. Next guy: Jews are drinking your aborted features.

[@joshantebi4126]

@S H I Ω I N G we are the cause for anything and everything

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

"Hitler was demonized by these..." There is no way that what came next was good.

[@Philip-b9r]

Rothschilds bankers

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

@@Philip-b9r Oh God

[@crap867]

​@Max Strong Based on what?

[@itzpostmanpatman]

Read that as "Hitler was demonetized by these..."

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

@@itzpostmanpatman lol. The adpocalypse hittin different

[@XenusYard]

No matter how many times I rewatch this video, every time I am impressed at how every sentence the guy at 3:56 utters has nothing to do with the previous one.

[@jaqf]

well there is a cut between every sentence so

[@yurilopes420]

@@jaqf id bet my life savings (0 at the moment) that without cuts the conversation would be literally the exact same

[@simpaticode]

It's what happens when a brain doesn't have an immune system: it doesn't just get one bad idea infection, it gets them all. (Of course its a bit mystifying why only the bad ideas are acquired. one would think that extreme gullibility would give you an equal dose of good and bad ideas. I think the "gotcha" or "aha" feeling of being "in on it" is the important connection between idea infections, so its a combination of a lack of critical thinking and an addiction to that addiction to mystery. It would probably be healthier to funnel these desires into organized religion, tbh.)

[@lionel5563]

Im cryin real tears rn

[@Motors.n.Floaters]

​@@simpaticodeThis

[@Seeattle]

There is way more rapping then I would have ever anticipated in this video.

[@rebeccak9597]

And way more anti semitism than I thought

[@commandohazelnuts]

He had a good flow but he was spitting nonsense and saliva lmao

[@MFGTHEREAL]

Earth is flatjack flatter then a flatjack

[@squigglygull1795]

A surprise, be sure, but a welcome one.

[@5446-r3t]

Wow, the rap is happening... Not sure what to do....

[@unripetomato4312]

“Arguing with a genius is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible” -some random guy

[@WAVE0025]

-kermit the frog

[@richardcheese8281]

- Bill Nye

[@unripetomato4312]

@@richardcheese8281 ahh there it is

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I can't tell if that quote was from a genius or an idiot..

[@unripetomato4312]

@@Vaguer_Weevil someone who has a mansion, a yacht and is world renowned for being a genius.

[@TommyLikeTom]

That guy is ranting about the jews while being interviewed by the love child of Adam Sandler and Larry David

[@yaknow05]

Lmao!!!! I cant breathe!!!

[@barnold23]

Lol (literally). This comment fucking killed me. 10/10 👍🏼

[@destroya3303]

Also notice the reporter cut out the part when he started talking about the Jewish involvement in 9/11.

[@mrtambourineman6107]

@@destroya3303 it happens repeatedly, it is a joke because whenever someone starts ranting they fade them out. A joke dude...on a comedy channel...

[@destroya3303]

@@mrtambourineman6107 No there is just too much clear evidence of Israeli / Mossad involvement in 9/11, and he doesn't want to share that as it looks bad for his people.

[@symphantic4552]

1:48 this is the most lovable character in all of Andrew’s interview. He is unapologetically in awe of everything.

[@KingdededeKingdedede]

every interview is like watching a speedrun to see how quickly the flat earthers can mention Jews

[@christianturturro1937]

Imagine putting all these people on a cruise around the world

[@hbastronomer517]

Pray for a rogue wave

[@trevorrichardson9939]

You mean ACROSS the level ocean...?

[@isasmutsiskaima3844]

Christian Turturro they would see the ice wall

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

It wouldn't even work lol. They would come up with theories about how the ship was turning ever so slightly and they were just doing circles or some bullshit. If you could send them on a shuttle to the ISS to orbit earth then maybe they would learn... Or just launch them into deep space fuck it.

[@frintso]

A better idea is to send them into space by a rocket ship.

[@nellyboi3043]

Did this dude just call aborted babies “fecal cells”?

[@para-yw9dn]

lmfaoo oh god

[@JayR-ct8pv]

Don't drink that Pepsi bro.

[@shadower227]

this man confirms it, kids are pieces of shits

[@PRS-qh5jf]

Duh babies come from da butt

[@inforism.]

PRS1 true

[@poiz921]

"How do you stand on Hitler?" Good icebreaker on dates.

[@MrCreatureGames]

Imagine if they were all there to troll each other, not knowing they were all undercover.

[@Orange_Wowee]

5 MILLION IQ HYPOTHESIS

[@dominicsison7567]

Didn't know that a statement could be so hilarious and thought provoking at the same damn time

[@JustinDangerpants]

MrCreatureGames MIND BLOWN

[@WilhelmMuller88]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Savar1n]

sounds more like a 4chan conference

[@maxxvii2037]

There's a weird relationship between flat-earthers and crypto-nazis.

[@emredonger2832]

they're equally retarded so no surprise their venn diagrams intersect.

[@apullcan]

wtf is a crypto-nazi? I'm honestly terrified to google that.

[@anatolli3629]

@@apullcan digital coins originated from nazi germany

[@complimentbotd7232]

Heil flat gang, word up!

[@isaacjohnson3643]

Kurt Rustle I mean, most these people share the same antisemitic rhetoric as nazis.

[@tilenkobe]

flat earthers: science strongly suggests that the earth is flat. also flat earthers: everybody is possesed by demons, hitler lives on antarctica.

[@smokeyone]

Also science is all lies lol

[@BL4CK-L1ST]

When did they ever mentioned anything about possession and demons?

[@viljamtheninja]

@@BL4CK-L1ST Hey idiot, watch the video you're commenting on before commenting on the content of it or you'll make yourself look stupid.

[@acidbath3226]

yeah the demons possess you especially when you dive in looking for all the knowledge and all the nonsense, just keeping your brain filter on and susceptible to anything

[@shawnl1121]

It's true

[@romulus9990]

The fact that Andrew is always able to find someone to spit some bars is insane

[@Jesse-lv2yo]

I feel like they always find him

[@Luke-np6cz]

“Dave Nye the lying guy”

[@Until2morrow]

Dave dave dave dave dave dave dave

[@psychedelicc]

what was the point of changing his name to dave? bill nye the lying guy works fine lol

[@SemiIocon]

@@psychedelicc He probably just doesn't know the correct name.

[@psychedelicc]

@@nickradinoff1507 wait what

[@AmiriTheGrey]

I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT HOLY SHIT I JUST FACEPALMED SO HARD I GAVE MYSELF A CONCUSSION

[@padas4325]

Why does every bizarre event like this have someone rapping?

[@TheLastSamurai813]

Parker they spitting them truth lyrics, ya heard

[@Liam-js2ol]

It's the only way to spread the truth to the youth

[@yirmebrown7999]

Because if you wanna reach those kids on the street You gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat

[@jamesbooker9411]

Because idiots are attracted to the rap genre

[@Achromaticdj]

Because rap usually attracts societies least intelligent people as fans and artist. Not saying some is not good but lets be real now.....

[@FerousFolly]

"isn't Australia on the other side?" "tHe OthEr BaLL"

[@OsirisNO]

Yeah, w-t-f was that xD

[@DavyDavePapi]

That's flat earthers for you, no idea what they're talking about and following people like a sheep

[@SETHthegodofchaos]

Wtf, he cant even comprehend how sphere works xD

[@memeomeme8351]

I think he was trying to say that on the other side it wouldn't make sense for all those continents to fit if only america fits on one side. What he doesn't get is that picture is not a picture of the entire hemisphere of the Earth. What a lot of flat Earthers don't get is that most NASA images are photoshopped and composited, but that they don't try and hide it at all. NASA will fully tell you what they do to edit images, it's not some conspiracy

[@SETHthegodofchaos]

@@memeomeme8351 Well yes it depends on how far the camera is away from the earth. The closer the wider the angle and more of the earth is cover by the earth itself. The further away you are the shaper the angle and the more of earth you see. Just confirms that these buffons dont know how perspective and simple geometry works.

[@limbobilbo8743]

“Who’s doing the lying” And the literal first guy just goes ‘da jooz’

[@UltiEd]

I never heard anyone ask "Where do you stand on Hitler?" before

[@Shirokroete]

What's your stance on Hitler?

[@foogz6619]

in that environment unfortunately....

[@burg2740]

@@Shirokroete great man

[@tepsicouch]

According to the other guy everyone stands on Hitler

[@indigosoul732]

@@burg2740 yes

[@nellyboi3043]

“Pseudoscience garbage will to me be unacceptable.” -rapping Flat Earth convention attendee, 2019

[@pee-ray5760]

Dunning-Kruger effect has never found a more apt example than these smooth brains.

[@ColonelCuticle]

I read this comment at the same time the rapping guy said it

[@thepilotist7297]

“I used to lie to people...” underrated line man

[@ravenna6543]

Nah it's good homie, he *USED* to lie to people. Not now though so what he is saying must be true....

[@n8with8s]

_THE LITTLE FECAL CELLS_

[@chiefmcclane]

I used to lie to people. I used to, but I still do, too

[@bubbie3533]

Hilarious comment 😂 😂

[@charlesbetz9475]

Sorry, it's "I used to lie to people about my dad dying in 9/11" the whole thing makes it worse

[@GhostGun007]

Came for flat earthers, stayed for the 8 Mile DVD extras

[@blackdynamike9804]

“The earth is flat” Me: how do you prove that? “JEWSSSS”

[@sirbenjaminarthuriv4019]

🤣 lmao

[@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames]

It's a little strange that these guys chose to edit in so much Zionist criticism when it has nothing to do with Flat Earth. Almost like they're pushing a subtle narrative. Oh, and I think Flat Earth is all bullshit, just a huge psyop to further discredit those that believe our governments perform evil acts.

[@DaSilverJoker]

- Every Conspiracy Theory Group Ever

[@heyimgoingtoplaysomegames]

@@DaSilverJoker You know, Operation Northwoods was a "conspiracy theory", until all of the paperwork came out that showed OUR government, and the military, were complicit in faking attacks from the Cubans. They were going to crash airliners, set off bombs, in addition to a number of other horrific atrocities that in an actual democracy, the people committing said crimes would be held accountable - and yet, here we are. You don't believe me? Read up about Operation Northwoods for yourself. That's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Government and Military deception is concerned. Good luck, and much love.

[@blackdynamike9804]

heyimgoingtoplaysomegames so funny enough, I personally know two avid flat earthers. Unfortunately, they have the same mentality towards Jewish people also. Idk what correlates the two but these guys definitely didn’t cherry pick on that one.

[@shawnk1899]

I can’t stop saying “flat gang baby”. You’re one funny dude.

[@TheRealSmiley]

flat gang babyy

[@ryan00101101]

It's fun to say. Next time i see the flerther mobile driving around I'm yelling it out the window.

[@AeroZeppelin-rb4pt]

You sellin snake oil boy?

[@LetsChat]

Are flat earthers just anti-Semitics that were homeschooled?

[@AsharInSolitude]

They aren't schooled anywhere

[@samk.511]

Don't insult homeschoolers like that, at least homeschoolers get an education

[@viciousKev]

They went to KZbin-U

[@artiew8718]

I think they must be trolls lol

[@IsomerSoma]

Well the Nazis weren't flat earthers. Just as a side note.

[@AugustTheTitan]

Such objective journalism. Truly a gem in the world today.

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

the real power in media is choosing what to show, there could be 900 sane people here who didnt rap who he interviewed and he just chose not to show it - not saying that he did, just making it very clear that all news media is not objective in the slightest.

[@eeurr1306]

@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash You cant argue for flat earth when the argument is just make belief without evidence.

[@sethr.c1065]

“Who’s doing the lying” Is such a powerful question. It encourages them to name all their enemies in a list while conforming to a poorly worded premise.

[@CrashB111]

And for most of them, it ends up being a list of basically every euphemism for "THE JEWS!!!!" possible. I didn't realize until I had seen this video just how much overlap there was between anti-semites and flat earthers. It's almost like a concentric circle.

[@GarboSweaty]

@@CrashB111 We don't talk about circles here.

[@simrdownmon6431]

It's very hard to tell who's lying, so the easiest path to truth is to follow the money. And yes, constellations haven't changed. How does that prove the earth is flat? know what else I see when I look into the night sky? All the other planets and stars ARE FUCKING ROUND.

[@jacobgoodstone7572]

@@CrashB111 Honestly all of these flat earthers are neo-nazis it's sickening

[@sethr.c1065]

@@CrashB111 I’m guessing it’s because one of Hitler’s smart brain teams was convinced the world was negatively curved, rather than positively, and even though they figured out that was absolutely incorrect, they are a poster child for a different earth/cosmic models. And Jews just tend to come up a lot in conspiracy due to their success in media and finances, despite hardships and horrors

[@misterclean7570]

It's difficult to win an argument against a genius, but impossible against an idiot.

[@issachartepairi147]

I'm never going to forget this one 😂😂😂 Fcukn dead

[@joey19xx73]

"never debate/argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down and then beat you with experience" -some dude

[@issachartepairi147]

@@joey19xx73 are you that idiot lol

[@XavierAncarno]

Only 15 days into the new year and we already have the 2020 internet winner.

[@animelvr329]

absolutely phenomenal way to describe what it would be like to talk to one of these people

[@cristofermorales7234]

I'm trying to imagine who they were as kids

[@jeremyhamm7157]

They must've hated science class as kids, or school in general for that matter.

[@nathansanders935]

I imagine they were abandoned on a street corner.

[@sexyfacenation]

They weren't at school that's for sure

[@YourPalHDee]

They were without a doubt misfits, they got bullied but weren't smart enough to be nerds. So they have a serious insecurity about their intellect and choose the path of intellectual rebellion.

[@daveharris5914]

bullies

[@yashodhan1905]

"same constellations you've been seeing all life" Brother, if you wait a couple of hours, you'll see different stars in the same place because stars rise and set too.

[@thatbunnyguy]

I once saw a Pepsi QA tester reject a whole 10,000 gallon batch because there wasn't enough aborted fetus in it. Thank God they still have standards.

[@MrTubularBalls]

+ॐ गणेश ॐ Well, fetuses poop, sort of. So yeah, fecal cells. "Everybody poops."

[@veryclevername7765]

@Pro life only it's not murder if it's legal

[@veryclevername7765]

@Pro life only used to

[@keithklassen5320]

Ok but I don't think you heard my man really clearly saying "fequel cells" @4:07 that's like a sequel to fecal cells so it's like compost fertilizing our miiiiinds, y'know what I'm sayin?!?!

[@graemesharp1982]

Mmmmmm mmmm gotta love those aborted fetuses

[@anarchic_ramblings]

"Ex-NASA employees" Meet Joe. He cleaned the toilets at NASA.

[@beyondthegong]

J. And he observed no water flying out of these toilets. ERGO the earth is flat!

[@troll4life662]

Pheurton Skeurto Lol

[@exterminator1107]

Lmao

[@Gadzinisko]

Plot twist: these toilets he cleaned were on ISS.

[@tylerm2383]

NASA- To deceive in Hebrew

[@dcdanger7597]

I too believe hitler’s clone is hiding in new Berlin Antarctica

[@feenfader]

The Yelp reviews for the Hilton in New Berlin Antarctica are NOT good. Just sayin....

[@RequiemDream]

Who is doing the bleeding? The flat earthers face or my fist after punching 15 flat earther? Tell me! Who is doing the bleeding?!

[@Alex-bi5rz]

@@RequiemDream bleeding is not something that is done, it just is you fool

[@RequiemDream]

@@Alex-bi5rz What do you mean? Who is doing the bleeding?

[@fkumer84]

@@feenfader QqQ89.

[@F4T4LS]

Bottle man singlehandedly proved gravity by tilting the bottle 😂

[@simpaticode]

In fairness the Equivalency Principle in physics states there is NO distinction between gravity and acceleration. There is no "force" of gravity, but it is instead the result of spacetime curvature such that objects always follow the path of least time. So tilting the bottle doesn't "prove" gravity, only that the bottle is under acceleration (which I believe most flat earthers explain as a linear accelleration perpendicular to Earth's surface). Gravity is a great theory with lots of expirimental support, but it's hard to grasp and not well understood. One sympathizes with flat earthers to desire to simplify their world model, but this does not of course relieve them of their duty to make it consistent with measurement. It's particularly sad to see flat earthers do good experiments on earth roundness (like moving a precise gyroscope a long distance) and then discard the results or add new phenomena to explain them - this is the opposite of the scientific method they (mostly) claim to admire.

[@michalvalta5231]

The most insane thing in this video is the fact he kept a straight face.

[@matrat6648]

Yea bruh i wouldn’t been laughing so hard. That is commendable

[@horrorfan4-life689]

Better man than me lol...I have a low tolerance for stupidity

[@Sidecutt3]

if you look a person straight into their eyes and actually listen to what they are saying it's pretty easy that way

[@sautis8877]

totally underrated channel, pure genius

[@cringlermiller5466]

uge on instagram

[@anokappakappa737]

Ikr the editing and questioning just cracks me up everytime 😂

[@MemoryLane77852]

Gale Daniel, “You see, the sun has a supersonic engine that increase its velocity by 3 degrees per hour when in the tropics of Capricorn. Then when the sun moves to the Tropic of Cancer, it produces a metaphoric breaks so it can travel 3 degrees less. It goes like this, the sun travels 12 degrees at Tropic of Cancer, 15 degrees at the equator and 18 degrees at the Tropic of Capricorn.” -This is according to the gospel Nathan Thompson.

[@MemoryLane77852]

Gale Daniel, read the last line “according to the gospel of Nathan Thompson.” It’s meant to be a joke. Flat Earthers have no explanation for why and will never answer your question. In case any of them come around and read my answer, I hope they see how their reply have to be as ridiculous to attempt to provide an explanation.

[@MemoryLane77852]

Gale Daniel, No but I had to pretend to be one and answer your question in a flat earth way because none of them will do it because they know it’s impossible. They are like drug addicts who know drugs is bad for their body but go ahead and do drugs for the hell If it.

[@RogerClements69]

"You keep asking me to define who THEY are" This dude knows when he's trying to be baited into naming the Jew.

[@dorkmax7073]

It took him all of two seconds to name Mossad and the Zionists. He needed no baiting.

[@MRavens2008]

😂😂😂😂

[@fred_e]

Dog whistling

[@EzGoinAnderson]

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME!

[@Valkatron]

@@dorkmax7073 don't forget Jesuits.

[@1979Spica]

These people have turned me from open-minded to stubbornly closed minded. They have abused my patience to its bitter end.

[@QuestionEverythingButWHY]

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." --Charles Bukowski

[@Zoran54321]

Bukowski should've had more doubts and shut his edgy ass up more often.

[@AlaskaRS]

That eloquently summarises the level of stupidity still around on this planet despite all the hard scientific evidence that has been readily available across the decades.

[@Windbend3r]

Your little quote sounds good but is stupid. Intelligence comes in many forms. Someone who is a math wiz may be very stupid with common sense or other areas of life. These people are questioning our reality which other humans can’t prove is objective. Keep believing anything people in power say. Not saying the earth is flat but it’s very good to be able to think for yourself and not let other people tell you how the world works

[@Windbend3r]

The actual stupid people are the humans who don’t question anything and just go along with whatever is happening without thinking deeper about it.

[@larryarthour8266]

Zoran54321 oooh so edgy

[@animalhouse8849]

I love how he had the forsight to laminate the picture of Bill Nye knowing someone would try to tear it up lmao

[@TheIndecisive0]

I think you mean Bill Nye the Lying Guy.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@TheIndecisive0 you mean Dave Nye the lying guy.

[@ALotOfCancer]

@@TheIndecisive0 He didn’t even say the thing that would make your comment make sense

[@chadhansen5057]

"Bro U mind laminating this picture B I L L N Ye for me"

[@mariniikk]

the clown agent black magician selling snake oil and solipsism? 😂

[@StuntmanMikeL]

Jesus, dude, the fact that you were able to get through these interviews with a straight face...

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

PoochyVagina that’s the real accomplishment here

[@axelmancilla4228]

In fact i think he really tries to understand all this people he interview in all his videos.

[@pinklight2754]

He’s humble. He’s not a prick lol

[@bummyboy6161]

Andrew is sooo funny when people are rapping I can't get over it lmaoo

[@Volescu]

well Im convinced now, my jewish wife has lots of explaining to do when she gets home later

[@UenoLocker54]

When she gets in be all like "hey can I ash you a question?" Then start yelling German words and run down the street shaving your chest.

[@badabingbing474]

Find her hidden bag of gold

[@meinname5788]

Pete H you have a good sense of humour!

[@meinname5788]

Anon 4%, You Are a joke for Any jew.

[@meinname5788]

Anon 4%, You Are a joke for Any jew.

[@Honneylemz]

Props to this guy for not breaking his poker face and burst out laughing. He'd probably get beaten by the whole 100 people or so in the convention.

[@mikelipinsky9041]

Unfortunately theres way more than 100 people

[@nl6731]

What I have learned today: 1. Flat earthers like hitler or/and hate jews 2. Flat earthers rap 3. Clouds are photoshopped

[@davidhoward4715]

Damn, that explains so much!

[@michalbarsfajny4268]

And Australia doesnt fit on Earth

[@senorpepper3405]

round earth schill🤑

[@senorpepper3405]

@Trump TheTerrorist so is my mother's chest, but you don't see me bragging about it🤑

[@EldeNova]

@@michalbarsfajny4268 We live on the other ball

[@MegaToad09]

Andrew vocally stimming with the top hat guy and interactions like that are very humanizing. It reminds me these arent just crazies, but crazy people.

[@LongboardsBE]

Good luck talking your way out of an argument with microwave engineers

[@neptunezilla]

lol that was funny

[@LongboardsBE]

Mitchell 3000 what do you think this dude is doing with microwaves other than heating his food and wireless connections to look up why the earth is flat?

[@mack7235]

I’m dead

[@OpinionatedAsshole]

Checkmark in the comments to save the day from "disinfo"

[@LongboardsBE]

Mitchell 3000 I wouldn’t want to talk down on the use of the microwave spectrum, I’m an electromechanical engineer myself. Also, I’ve got a checkmark yeah but don’t see the relevance of that. Is it not ok to make a joke bc of that? And as if I care about fangirls lol wtf is wrong with you guys. Point is, I made a joke, you took it way too serious.

[@squigg7107]

“Is there anything that you don’t think was an inside job?” “Uhh, that’s a... that’s a tough one, you know.”

[@carlmannhard8051]

hahahaha

[@janesmith1840]

Flat Earth in a nutshell

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

This comment was an inside job, obviously.

[@ijneb1248]

Flat earth was an inside job

[@ultrawow65]

That was a genius question!

[@khalilmason]

I love how Andrew never interjects; He just watches and nods so that the people just speak their minds unhindered.

[@23jonmyers]

That's exactly why he is the best.

[@DanielVerberne]

It's called giving someone '...enough rope...', with the idea being that the longer they dig into their own thoughts or claims the more they 'hang themselves'; figuratively speaking of course.

[@Paul-d3m]

I think thats exactly whats makes up his talent. To not ask questions which make it obvious u ridicule their views, but to just let them talk, let em think u agree and make em ridicule themselfes...

[@theseriousaccount]

I’m back, three years later and this vid is still good

[@marccrockett4610]

"brrrt" "peowww" "urp" "blrrrt" "Adolph Hitler" Wow that escalated quickly

[@jakesanchez6621]

Flat earthers in a nutshell:

[@ethanmaciel8740]

Underrated comment right here

[@frocco7125]

@@jakesanchez6621 *Adolf not Adolph

[@jakesanchez6621]

@@frocco7125 it's not my fault he can't spell

[@frocco7125]

@@jakesanchez6621 My bad.

[@musiew683]

“The little f e c a l cells”

[@user-qe5kh8uy9t]

@Salivar Ravilas jack-feces

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

You know what the "best" part is ? The guy that came up with this theory is the mentor of Jair Bolsonaro

[@NeesyPlaysGuitar]

legit blurted out my coffee when he said that

[@dieforme666]

I love bepsi

[@Pulich07]

I mean,this i'd believe

[@garrettkim2429]

Me: "Look at these crazy people" Also me: "That rap was actually pretty good"

[@bisratiskool2193]

righttttt???

[@zakyfknbm8254]

yeah why are flat earthers so good at rapping lmao

[@kzr_1613]

Thb they were absolutely hilarious and amazing 😂😂😂

[@nicktaylor1902]

DUDE FUCKING BARS

[@D__S__]

ZakyfknbM8 meth

[@JS-qv3gm]

The cut away from the guy about to sympathize with Hitler killed me 😂🤣

[@Duplacorn]

“The Jews!” Andrew: slowly walks away

[@billybigballs9208]

4:17

[@Toastwithan_eg]

Hatlier

[@zar6748]

I wonder why flat earthers are so concerned about what Jewish people are doing

[@Europa-Last-Battle_on_Bitchute]

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[@ThatsOnYoutube]

"Bill Nye : Compromised Black Magician That's Working For The Sorcery Elite" doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Science Guy."

[@elizahildenbrand2934]

dave nye the lying guy DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE

[@lancemannly]

Yeah but let's be real it also sounds way more rad

[@anopinion1349]

Idk what ur talking about that sounds waay cooler and is much easier to remember

[@Andrew-bx9mr]

According to that dude, Bill Nye is Sauron

[@kevinminear7083]

Yeah, but it looks great on a tshirt.

[@andrew6516]

Why do Jews have anything to do with the shape of the Earth? I'm confused

[@Andy-zm8bq]

maybe something about religion? but idek LMFAO

[@chubbyroll233]

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[@iuulia9245]

just the general conspiracy theory crowd being very anti-semitic for some reason

[@iuulia9245]

@Bobby Boykin Jesus was literally a Jew

[@iuulia9245]

@@Stormvermin-bx1lh yeah poopoo peepee the fact Israel exists and is bad does not mean Jews control the world it's just the fact that they're a settler colonial state in the Middle East like America is where they are in addition to being an ally and proxy for their imperialism in the area, many Jews oppose the actions and existence of Israel and suggesting that one lobbying group existing means anti-semitism is justified is a stupid ass take

[@TransistorBased]

I used to work at a restaurant that was next door to a place that fixed Apple products. The employees would regularly come over to get drinks and refill them throughout the day, and there was one guy that had a bizarre theory I've never heard anyone else say. His idea was that the moon was the spaceship that humans traveled to Earth on, and the reason we never see the dark side of it is that's where the thrusters were.

[@hotpotat0es]

I am that man .I still stand by it

[@michaelbauers8800]

Yeah, that's cool and all, but then a probe took a photo of the far side of the moon. No thrusters. Another promising hypothesis bites the dust, heh.

[@iamallrat]

The last guy is what I imagine most flat earthers to be like.

[@mac3081]

The guy who is most likely going through, "What is life?......... I dont trust the government and I watched a lot of youtube and now I am here." Lol I wish they were all like that, but yeah right. I think this guy could be convinced of the truth. I think all the other people interviewed on this are probably a lost cause and would it be a waste of time to try and change their mind.

[@microz0258]

Ivan Marrinson thanks! Got me to end the video earlier than i had planned :0

[@caleblatona174]

"hitler was demonized" cuts away real quick

[@mirsad96]

Yea that cut was a real "oh shit"

[@michalbarsfajny4268]

He meant demonetized, you know, by youtube black magicians

[@JetJockey87]

@@michalbarsfajny4268 $

[@JochemVO98]

Damn, there seems to be some weird symbiotic relationship between flatearthers and nazis

[@the4thindustrialrevolution225]

You don't have to be a nazi to see the zionist world government.

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

ᛟutdᛟtedᛋ memes but you do have to be an idiot- why are you so focused on Jews and not the rich? Some Jews are powerless and poor, all rich people are rich and powerful.

[@indigosoul732]

@@frenchguitarguy1091 most rich are jews

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

Indigo Soul but not all, why are you targeting Jews in particular? Imagine if I wanted to show how many people died of over eating but instead showed a statistic of how many people eat McDonald’s- this is exactly what you’re doing. Completely unscientific

[@indigosoul732]

@@frenchguitarguy1091 my reply was apparently deleted

[@danid504]

Eratosthenes of Cyrene, a brilliant ancient Greek scholar and mathematician. Around 240 BCE, he performed a famous experiment to measure the Earth's circumference using shadows. Eratosthenes knew that on the summer solstice, the Sun was directly overhead in Syene at noon. At that moment, objects cast no shadow because the Sun's rays were hitting the ground at a 90-degree angle.On the same day and time, Eratosthenes measured the angle of the Sun's shadow cast by a stick in Alexandria (about 800 km north of Syene). The angle was approximately 7.2 degrees.Eratosthenes realized the difference in the angle of the shadows was due to the curvature of the Earth. Using basic geometry, he calculated the Earth's circumference by noting that 7.2 degrees is about 1/50th of a full circle (360 degrees). Knowing the distance between Syene and Alexandria, he multiplied it by 50 and arrived at a remarkably accurate estimate of the Earth's circumference: about 40,000 kilometers (close to the modern value). a guy without an iphone a car or a vape some 2300 year back .

[@manceventure]

Eratosthenes indeed did attempt those measurements, but he failed. You didn't read on enough from the Wikipedia article you're foisting on us as your own. The Earth has been PROVEN to be flat. Remember - gravity is only a THEORY to try an force an explanation for why we don't fall off the surface. Do your OWN research, loserface.

[@tumstankington1731]

What's funny is many flat earthers have done extremely well at their own experiments and proven the earth round, so we have many people figuring out creative ways to measure the earth modern day. It just sucks it's coming from a place of fervent criticism rather than morbid curiosity since the bias taints the results.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

This looks like a big satirical show, the problem is that it's not.

[@slaninaslukom6878]

It is satirical

[@gabrieleporru4443]

@@slaninaslukom6878 the people interviewed in the video being part of it, I meant

[@apolicum]

@@gabrieleporru4443 Why is that a problem? It gives us something to laugh about, be glad.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

@@apolicum well, I was being rethorical😂

[@gabrieleporru4443]

Speak like Yoda I do

[@mark250]

I’m blocked from over 20 flat earth discord servers, I’m doing my bit lads

[@michalvalta5231]

Waste of time... If you show them proofs, they will just double down on ther insane beliefs. It only makes their tribalistic community stronger. Either they will grow up or not. I had a friend who believed the earth is hollow and we are living inside of it. I shit you not. That's some next level stuff. xD Needless to say, we are not friends anymore. :D

[@Tom--Ace]

You should infiltrate them and then convince them the earth is a square! Then get a massive argument going because NASA is secretly trying to convince us it's a hexagon instead

[@FlippyHambone]

Useful idiot.

[@mark250]

flippyhambone useful idiot.

[@ReverbReverbMusic]

@@michalvalta5231 You can't show them proof, they are too stupid to believe it.

[@Greenbirdz2]

This will be the KZbin channel of 2020

[@matthewwilson3673]

you are strong in the force

[@pdubzpyro]

Jason Edwards we’re here aren’t we? Lol

[@climatechangeisrealyoubast3231]

Yes pls

[@ironstrikerdk]

I am going to invest in this comment

[@YouSoldHerSoul]

Big facts

[@teugene5850]

I hope this series is written about in cultural history books 100 years from now... pure genius.

[@marshmallow_fellow]

"Google earth was developed by the CIA" No, I'm pretty sure that was google.

[@benschmitt7035]

Nah bro the CIA gave it to Google because they have nothing better to do

[@YupRobin]

It was actually a project by the CIA at first

[@davemarco7014]

No everyone knows CIA is GOOGLE

[@thebush6077]

Ironically Google and Google products like KZbin are their primary source of information that they usually instruct other people to use.

[@oreocarlton3343]

Google is Cia, unless you think you can create a startup and become a billion dollar company with access to most information on the planet

[@Josh0718]

I’m still not convinced that they’re not just a group of epic trolls.

[@danm2084]

Why would you be convinced of that? Clearly they are serious. Most at least.

[@Wasserkaktus]

Poe's Law applies here.

[@lootjunior]

if you tatoo flat earth and magic runes on your skin, I'd say that is beryond trolling.

[@darsonidomar3186]

@@lootjunior sounds like an epic troll

[@gehesnuts2444]

They're schizotypal as fuck lol at the way they're all dressed

[@Folkmoot]

Eminem's afraid to diss the whole flat Earth convention

[@DrxQuinnx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@panoptikum9768]

Wait, does that guy at 5:40 also not believe in any continent aside from North America?

[@willanderson9688]

As a Jewish person i can confirm this!

[@alexschuster1618]

@Brittany Damn, I knew there was a catch!

[@alexschuster1618]

🤫 don't give it away man.

[@tobyb.3323]

@frostbitten its a weird spectrum seinfeld is a legendary comedian. Rothschild are some of the richest banking dynasties. Pick a lane!

[@screamsinrussian5773]

why are you jewish

[@adventuringwolf8517]

[screams in Russian] Asking the big questions

[@day.brakeF1]

every time they're asked who's behind it they try their hardest to say 'the jews' without actually saying 'the jews'

[@og8263]

They'll just say "Zionists" and some dumb leftists will defend them

[@ultimatetruth9871]

It’s the Nazis hiding flat earth

[@DavySolaris]

@@og8263 when do leftists ever defend antisemitic flat earthers lmfao

[@bellem4310]

@@DavySolaris Some people are anti Semitic and defend it by saying they’re anti zionists.

[@frankwest5388]

@@bellem4310 I am surprised by just how many people can’t see the difference between, Jews, the Israel Government and the concept of Zionism.

[@shoulders-of-giants]

when trolling totally gets out of hand and no one wants to give up the joke

[@v1kku]

Found the Jew bot 🤖

[@eatfrenchtoast]

This is the new generation of 700 club end of days Evangelists.

[@idot3331]

@@v1kku You're literally a joke

[@blargkliggle1121]

@@idot3331 pretty sure you just wooooshed

[@bingbonghafu]

I hope that’s what this is...

[@aussieausbourne1]

My god I can't believe people are so blind to the facts as a land surveyor we have to correct for the curvature or else we come up with the incorrect amount of land in a survey

[@JanMichael-Vincent]

“Dave Nye: The Lying Guy”

[@iblame_nargles]

*gottem*

[@lamambas9390]

DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE

[@gavtv6541]

d a v e n y e

[@douglasdiggins8296]

He's not wrong tho

[@janesmith1840]

@@douglasdiggins8296 Depends on your definition of wrong

[@Namonstar]

The fact that their community is called “Flat earth GLOBAL discussion”tells everything

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

Its actually a pretty smart name. Fight me.

[@Namonstar]

Smart as "the SQUARED round table"

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

Na think of it as a pun almost.

[@aurakatie99]

@@chewinggumsandwich2341 dont think theyd put a pun in their movement thats already laughed at

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

@@aurakatie99 im sorry babe. But its. You still dont get it.

[@misadventurousguy3859]

Conventions : People here pretend to be silly Conferences : People here are serious about their stupidity.

[@illitero]

Both are cancer.

[@misadventurousguy3859]

@@illitero , Conventions are about having fun, while conferences are about something serious and they believe in it.

[@rice6022]

Adventurous Guy weeb conventions are still cancer

[@misadventurousguy3859]

@@rice6022 they're called "Anime Convention" and they're just cringey when they're opened in the US. Honestly, if you see anime conventions in other countries, they're not cringey at all.

[@rice6022]

Adventurous Guy I know what there called. I was talking about the ones in the US, Idk where your at tho

[@marshalellison237]

There was way more rapping involved than anticipated when I clicked on this. I am actually very curious out of the 100 attendees, how many have raps about the flat earth?

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

Knowing Andrew, I thought there would be more raping involved 😂