FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS FROM REAL KIDS (2020) | 40 SCHOOL FAILS | Alonzo Lerone

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[@nathetu8520]

Is no one going to comment on the fact that Alonzo has one of those portraits of Kash dressed all fancy in the background?! Just me?

[@misha745]

I just noticed it after reading this comment

[@RepentfollowJesus]

I noticed halfway through. He looks so cute.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Nat Hetu, I'm definately commenting on on it! I would like to see a close-up!

[@InessaMaxinova]

IKR I FORGOT TO MAKE A COMMENT ON THAT

[@prissylocksluv2009]

I thought he looked like he was jss hanging around

[@lcustance1827]

I'm so angry at that teacher who was wrong but still gave the kid detention, and said he should just accept their teachings even if they're incorrect. That is all kinds of wrong. I've corrected teachers in the past, and they thank me for catching it!

[@janticewilson]

My former geography and math professors also thanked the student who corrected them. That teacher act like she can’t take that L.

[@whaleofathyme]

My teacher appreciated it when I corrected something on the study guide for the final. I don't think that person should be a teacher if they try to teach kids the wrong answers.

[@rose_blackwood]

Our teachers felt a little dumb when we corrected them. We weren't very nice about it though. Lol some of us would start pointing out the math and stuff.

[@Nyghtking]

Yup, it's apparently important that you blindly accept what you're told and don't think for yourself.

[@mysticwizardphd]

In the 5th grade, my sister got sent home for taking over the lesson about the Trojan War bc her teacher was EVERY KIND of incorrect

[@renee2292]

I remember a classmate dyed her hair green in mourning when Jim Henson died. The Gifted and Talented teacher complimented her on her creativity and it lead to a cultural impact discussion, which the GT teacher used to tie into the current lesson... but the very next class teacher (i don't remember the class) gave the same girl detention for class disruption. It really is amazing how differently teachers react to the same thing.

[@zuttoaragi8349]

Pardon my ignorance, but WTF is a Gifted and Talented class?

[@SimsAllAround]

@DangerSlayer Yeah, that's a good way to put it. I was in that all through elementary school.

[@Venixian]

@@zuttoaragi8349 harder work, more creative assignments, something to challenge kids that aren't getting enough mental stimulation in class.

[@harriantoncornell5405]

That's Awesome.

[@johncoxmastercartoonist9390]

This happened over 30 years ago??

[@bloodyrose2076]

"She chased another student around the class because she caught her boyfriend cheating." GRADE 1!

[@bryce7436]

LMAO

[@leel2784]

WTF

[@chasecleghorn1201]

Lol

[@kariberg4466]

there's a picture in my kindergarten yearbook of me mean-mugging the new girl because she was trying to get between me and my boyfriend and I had to put her in her place real quick before that picture was taken. It was a Thanksgiving class photo. Bitch, I'm thankful for MY BOYFRIEND AUSTIN! hahaha

[@for3ver_eriyanah213]

I seen that too I was wondering if anyone payed any attention to it

[@holly-annawatson6356]

Who else talks along when you hear " Get a dictionary" in the intro?

[@lexiadams896]

Me

[@dill0nx999]

The intro and the outro 😂😂😂

[@holly-annawatson6356]

Dill0nX It’s now an automatic response 😂

[@madswillis8556]

me

[@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721]

I do that.

[@ariwang8613]

Any teacher that thinks a kilometer is bigger than a mile should be fired.

[@applerapple3446]

Especially if it's a math teacher

[@Vicki_B]

Right

[@michellehanson6732]

I think that if that teacher can't stand to be questioned they picked the wrong job.

[@aurorabroude3037]

@@michellehanson6732 I agree

[@gotsnogroovecheryl]

Especially if they admit that the kid was correct all along, but also admit in the same damn statement that they cannot handle a kid questioning or challenging their "authority." 🙄

[@aeli999]

I am appalled at the kilometer "teacher's" response. You should never expect students to blindly accept everything you say without question. Sure, the kid could have handled it better, but if the teacher is giving grossly incorrect information to the class and a student knows better, they should speak up. They just should do so in a polite manner. That "teacher" has no business teaching. That so called teacher is why home school is a thing. Also, what kind of teacher is teaching a class where students are working on computers and has never heard of Firefox and can't even get the name right?

[@sprigmom1]

As a parent myself, that teacher was ridiculously pompous. I would've come back with "Teacher detention for continually chastising my child for insisting on the correct answer"!

[@matthall113]

I would have made it newsworthy lol That teacher should not be a teacher.

[@AngelWingsYT]

i agree. if ya wanna punish him for anything punish him for attempting to turn the other students on her NOT for questioning her XD there a difference in the two. 1. is just questioning something he felt incorrect the other is attempting a damn uprising

[@nexrosi9189]

@@AngelWingsYT time stamp

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@nexrosi9189 i forgot the time stamp but its the one where the teacher got mad cause a kid questioned him

[@trevorlafalce5789]

One of my friends from back in high school got detention for saying "shut up" to his table mates. But here's the thing, his table mates were bullying him like crazy by calling him the n-word and telling him to "go back to your filthy country". He told them to shut up and he got detention for it while the kids who were bullying him and being racist towards him got off with no punishment. The district got quite the earful from his family when they found out about the detention. His detention slip read "told students to shut up while they made 'innocent' comments".

[@MateriaLord826]

I am so sorry that happened to your friend! I’ve been bullied myself, and it hurts!

[@madelinestraumanis219]

“Innocent comments”?! Not only are the students horrible, so is the teacher for saying that.

[@MateriaLord826]

@@madelinestraumanis219 agreed! I am so sorry that happened to your friend!

[@trevorlafalce5789]

@@madelinestraumanis219 For sure. My high school only had about 50 students of color out of the 1600 kids in total

[@atlas1315]

@@trevorlafalce5789 Mine had about 3 or 4 but I only have like 500 students in my school. There were also some more students of different nationality. (If this comment sounds rude or racist I promise I'm not trying to be. I just don't have a lot at my school so Idk how to address them)

[@kbtiger1279]

If I was the parent of the kid who questioned the teacher about the kilometer being longer than a mile, I would pat him on the back, take him to his favorite restaurant, and let him stay up past his bedtime!

[@catshez]

Patriotic Revolutionary Me too ! This is the first thing I jumped at ! Well done that one child.. shame about the rest of the class blindly following a blind teacher 🤭

[@fangchick93]

My mom would have taken me for ice cream

[@daydreamer4971]

SAME BRO

[@robertfrank16]

The fact the teachers said they didn't obey the commands (or whatever), that's some weapons grade bullshit.

[@Karen-pk3uv]

Be warned. This is how you raise a smart ass. I was in 2nd or 3rd grade when I called a classmate gay (using historical definition), a teacher (or parent, it happened in the cafeteria) demanded i apologize because Tim (classmate) didn't know the historical definition and I refused because it wasn't my fault that a classmate (same age and grade) didn't know something. If his feelings were hurt, fault fell on the school and his parents so they should be the ones to apologize. i refused to accept any blame when I held no guilt and "just following orders" is never an acceptable reason to do something you know is morally wrong or illegal (lying in this case). My mom's job as head of the school district's special education department and as a union board member is probably the only reason I didn't get smacked by that adult. LMAO

[@everythingslayer_888]

I just love how the parent claps back so perfectly and I hope to be that kind of mom for my kids. "She's a girl! How many times do I tell you her name is JUSTINA!"

[@ChaseMC215]

If your school's teacher was so much of dunce that they wouldn't tell a difference between a boy and a girl, then they shouldn't even be a teacher of the school.

[@SilverDiamond]

The cigarettes getting stomped on reminded me of the time my oldest daughter was at her grandmas (my mom) and she poured a half gallon of bourbon in the toilet. My mom freaked out and demanded I punish her. I just looked at my daughter and said, "Good job! " lol My mom was an alcoholic. lol

[@kikiscorralandfriends4289]

One time I karate chopped this student’s cigarette in half after I was in a shoving match with other students trying to push a bench into a bathroom and me trying to push it out. At one point I slipped and someone called me a p***y and I lashed my hand out and I “happened” to have it aimed just right to cut it in half. He was pissed, threatened to have me pay for it, etc. A teacher told him to get over it and just leave. But I was eventually was called to the principal’s office. I told what happened but kinda fudged it by saying that my hand was just happened to be pointed towards the cigarette. He probably knew I was fudging a bit but at the end he couldn’t say it but was proud and that cigarettes were banned in the school anyway. It was more funny and justifying than anything else. I didn’t even get detention!

[@spamsota5755]

Are you a ninja?

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

I got yelled at by a teacher for saying "I fart in your general direction!".

[@queenb1119]

Was his/her mother a hamster? Did his/her father also smell of elderberries? If so, "I fart in your general direction" is ALWAYS the appropriate response! 🤣👍

[@evangelineiadonisi7669]

aye i got written up for telling a girl to get her f*cking hands off of me when i got back handed and when she dropped a pound of papers on my head I got 5 days lunch detention and she got two and i said aye why she get two and i get 5 and they twisted my words around and i said no no that's not what i told you at all and caught the assistant principal in a lie and i was like i would like to be taken off the detention list and also told them that my mom refuses to sign the form because i was in the right at the moment.

[@sprigmom1]

@@queenb1119 😂

[@julieannquintana5691]

... WORTH IT !

[@joelmelissam]

@@queenb1119 I'd have given you a pat on the back and whatever you wanted for dinner. Cake even. Help, you're being repressed!

[@ashtonc8567]

so we not gonna talk about the kid that wrote “i refuse to sign” in the parent signature line

[@laylacarter5337]

Time stamp?

[@laylacarter5337]

Never mind, I found it!

[@sleepingdragons57]

Might have been the parent. Earlier there was one where the parent wrote how stupid the detention was

[@xamyx2205]

@@sleepingdragons57 My daughter got a "pink slip" (basically a write-up) in first grade for calling another kid "stupid" when he accidentally knocked her jacket off the back of her chair. I not only refused to sign it, I went straight to the principal and told her how unnecessary it was, and a simple reminder not to use "inappropriate language" (the box that was checked). Again, this was first grade, and she was otherwise a very well-behaved student...

[@Amourkayyyy]

Right

[@didistutter8417]

9:12 hold up!! Are we not gonna talk about how a fourth grader is capable of body slamming a teacher?? 😂😂

[@njambichanee]

LOL

[@shawnr888]

I know right!? How many times was this kid held back, 6?!

[@laidaruiz]

My thoughts

[@pups.joey.phoebe]

Right. Id like to see this 4th grader. Cause if I 4th grader can pick up a teacher that kid is on steroids

[@mcrchickenluvr]

Did I Stutter? If that teacher is anything like one I had in 4th grade it’s possible. Mrs. Martinez was only an inch or two taller than me and I was maybe 4’9.

[@biancamartin1606]

9:25 “because she caught her boyfriend cheating” Me: I know that’s right! Also me: *Looks at the grade.* Hold up! 😂

[@jaybailey2204]

no one: alonzo: “death? DEATH?! oh, end date”

[@desertgirl3374]

😂😂😂😂 I cannot with him lmfao

[@Texastoast01]

Still the same thing.

[@SonnyGTA]

Enough with the ‘No one’ jokes. They don’t even make sense anymore.

[@zahkrosis666]

@@SonnyGTA Preach

[@fireblade295]

@@SonnyGTA they did?

[@cain8420]

Detention slips be coming in from home :'D

[@scarface8943]

Lmfao it do be like that

[@haleyanne86]

Right?!?

[@jasminec8295]

@@scarface8943 9

[@jasminec8295]

@@scarface8943 srss

[@andycanter6322]

🤣

[@ellw6005]

shiii. we’re all in detention. i didnt even do anything i was just trying to graduate.😭

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

Lol, THIS ^

[@teacupcarson4603]

Lol, congratulations on graduating this year though! 🎊🎉🎓

[@samanthadalke1860]

audreona williams God loves you

[@sidneyo_o3570]

Same 😭

[@zariadempsey3414]

Same 😭 Congrats though ❤

[@ajmullins3068]

Anyone notice the Abby chick talking about skipping to see “Caleb brown” and catch the status above the slip? She’s still with him y’all.. that’s cute🖤

[@KH-ye8ou]

@America Yes

[@tawanacampbell7573]

I did not catch that. Awwwe

[@rodt.shelton]

The penmanship of these teachers is on a first grade level.

[@MooseShower]

I really thought the students wrote the slips, they were so bad

[@bevinssharon2]

I feel like some of those teachers were on a power trip.

[@sensarmy]

same

[@LogShaw1587]

most teachers in general are or at least most of my teachers were

[@xesryththevalkyrie5147]

2:15 ALONZO IT SAID “UNUSED” THEY DONT COME PRE LOADED WITH BLOOD YALL 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[@itsjustkayy6833]

😂😂😂

[@t.h.u.g.HUMBLER]

That’s what I said, I even double checked 😂😂😂

[@Cheray_]

🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

[@darsheenadavis4851]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sheenaseymour6616]

I legit went to the comments to see if anyone else caught onto that

[@adiafrady603]

There was this one time my friend wore a t-Rex costume and everyone in the class ran out in the hallway and recreated Jurassic park we all got iss for a week but it was worth it😂

[@mirai2753]

Sounds like fun. I wish I could have been there. I would have been the one with the phone recording the entire thing 😆😂

[@swector_unit4257]

At my school, a student wore a ghillie suit, another one wore T-rex, and the last one wore gorilla but, there were others who wore bananas, hotdogs and cheeseburgers let me tell you it took me and the others a while to get the burger in the classroom

[@sleepingsuga2526]

One day my friend wore a trex suit and so when we went outside for some fresh air, my teacher, being the absolutely amazing person she was, allowed us to play a game of trex tag. My best friend ran around for 15 minutes trying to catch us as the suit made it hard to run and catch us. My teacher was dope. The teacher after that demanded she go down to the clothes closet and change. We had fun for a little less than an hour all cause one teacher couldn't let my friend chill cause honestly no one in our class cared really. She also snitched out the other teacher but luckily the school didn't care cause in all honesty, my friend wasn't causing a fuss and we were outside where we were allowed to chill and have fun.

[@niaedmonds3342]

LMBOO

[@heartsletter]

“Leaping with the intent to fly” 😂 that had me weak... this teacher really trying to make it seem like jumping around as a kid is a criminal offense

[@ashleykey91]

If I was the teacher that got called a muggle I would've replied "10 points from Gryffindor!" That would've showed them I wasnt a damn muggle lol

[@lisaweiler8220]

Bitch yees except I would have said slitherin 😂

[@rararoze]

I doubt the teacher knew what a muggle was she probably thought he was calling her something derogatory. Really though if you read the books it kinda of is derogatory. Like calling Hermione a mudblood.

[@willmibrito3538]

I think every single person in the world knows what a Muggle is🤣🤣🤣. But not knowing, makes the teacher even more Muggle.

[@nanalins1351]

Do you ever just watch him on a rainy day or when you feel sad ? He just makes days better.😊😂

[@CephaVa]

Yes I watched a ton of his videos when my Senpai rejected me

[@amalileversha2735]

Himiko Toga weeb alert 🤮🤮🤢🤢

[@CephaVa]

apricot jam is ass yes I am a weeb

[@taylorsmith9631]

Me rn

[@DanteDH2]

Rainy day's don't make you sad. The cloud above your head called depression that rain's down on your life is what he should be watched to help with.

[@GK-ym1nq]

My teacher was standing in front of the door so half the class jumped out the window and waited outside for the bell to go. Teacher didn't care. She found it hilarious

[@mirai2753]

I must know the story behind this it sounds hilarious

[@GK-ym1nq]

@@mirai2753 Not really a story. Teacher stood in front of the door so we didn't leave early, so, naturally, half of us jumped out the window

[@venomqueen5]

Respect to the parent that wrote "I refuse to sign" on the detention slip for that kid who gave food to another kid! Also, some of these are ridiculous reasons to give a kid detention...especially the one where the teacher was wrong and gave the kid detention because he corrected her, and on top of that asked to have her horrible teaching accepted without question. Teachers like her are the reason some people ended up in this series 💀 I had that similar thing happen to one of my collegues in college. We don't have detention here, but the professor ended up failing her, even after the other professor that was present told her that the student answered the question correctly, she still doubled down and ended up failing her, claiming she was wrong...

[@Zeno21340]

that was back in the 1900s im p sure

[@karriekattt]

"Leaping with the intent to fly" 😂 that's the only one I truly laughed at lmao

[@AmberWool]

I couldn't breathe! 🤣 😂

[@ce7282]

I loved that the teacher crossed out fly. Then wrote intent to fly.

[@marissamorris2942]

@@ce7282 I was gonna say the same thing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@McChicken03]

“Hervey got stomped on” That killed me.

[@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR]

4:55 I’m mad at how the teacher handled the situation, but bravo for the parent for sticking up for their daughter! A couple of my friends were suicidal multiple times before they transitioned, and I wish their parents would have been more supportive when they were younger.

[@missbee3618]

Yeah pisses me off that people think feeling that way is a choice , they don’t choose to feel like they’re in the wrong body ffs

[@iyaayas]

I had a friend in school born girl, identified as a girl, and her name is Justina. Why assume this is a transition thing? There is not enough information to know this for sure.

[@okayokey]

6:18 That kid deserves a prize for standing up. That teacher deserves to be fired for that error.

[@MeganRoberts]

It wasn't a pap smear LOL It was a Paper Spear! 💀

[@raquelt1250]

Exactly

[@Lil_HaTeD]

I thought I was the only one 😂💀

[@MirageEspejismo]

I saw paper spear too. I even rewound it to see if I read it wrong, lol.

[@lydiathibideau8425]

did he not read the part where it said he got hit in the face with it

[@jordanadams8983]

FUCKIN thank you someone gets it

[@ThatDamnPandaKai]

If a teacher tried to give my kid 15 detentions for stomping on smokes I'd go to that teacher and ask them if they're out of their fucking mind.

[@1LittleBlackBox]

Technically, at least where I live, smoking is illegal on school property. Even having them in the building is illegal. I believe that student was justified

[@jaedenlyons]

Apparently the school likes smoking, TOO MUCH!!

[@krazykalie187]

If a teacher tried to give my kid even ONE detention for stomping on smokes, I’d get them fired for abuse of power. That is a real thing.

[@LogShaw1587]

i had mixed feelings about this one before I realized "wait she's smoking in a room with like 30 kids" plus its good the kid knows smoking is bad and is trying to help out

[@ShowMeYourKitties0]

My dad collected his detention slips and one of them said “Shane thinks when I’m talking to the class I’m talking to everyone but HIM” 🤣

[@sadealexander3107]

The kid where “ she caught her bf cheating “ is in 1st grade 😭

[@miliasxd3725]

who else just watches his videos to cheer up cause they’re depressed 🤣❤️

[@222harmony4]

me 🤣

[@itsjustkayy6833]

Me 😂😂

[@Xayjohns]

I'm trying to do that with his videos and some other folks

[@gillianclarke9847]

This hurted

[@LogShaw1587]

im a goofy goober

[@theoriginalshawty4735]

Students: "I don't think that's right-" Teachers:"I AM THE TEACHER FOR THAT ALL I SAY IS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH ONLY.... DETENTION FOR YOU!"

[@keyliano1842]

I remember last year all the students refused to do the classwork that the teachers gave us. We planned it out because we know that she can't give us all a zero, because the principal and the AP will think she wasn't teaching us nothing. Everyone got an 80 on it

[@jays4840]

11:34 is no one gonna comment on the fact it says “I refuse to sign” in a child’s handwriting. 😂

[@moneypleasebeup3324]

😂

[@acequeenofthedeck8431]

7:07 so, he was RIGHT AND YOUR MAD?! I think Alex is owed an apology, not a DETENTION! damn, that teacher more salty than the Atlantic ocean 😂 Also, poor justina. How dare the teacher blatantly misgender a child when they have told them multiple times what they would like to identify as. She is so lucky to have supporting parents and I hope she didn't go to the detention.

[@daniiyeahh]

Right. Also, so what if she was a boy wearing makeup. 😔

[@y14dhb]

I got in trouble for the same thing like Alex. It is very upsetting for what the teacher did to Justina.

[@dnyellebaldwin8737]

Bro, I would call up there and put her dumbass in detention. This is why I’m not allowed in parent-teacher conferences. “ KAREN don’t be mad that you went to school for this and MY SON outsmarted you, Karen go to detention right now.”

[@fate_clotho9596]

My love mom, (technically my step mom, but I have negative connections with that phrase tracks to my late dad marrying for convenience once awhile back. But this is my mom's incredible wife), was an English teacher for high school. She has her master's, as well as several other degrees I can't remember! lol but she also taught ESL, even went to South America for over six months and lived with a family to immerse herself in their culture. Yes, I'm gushing because I adore her, she's the best thing that happened to my mom and they've been together since 1994!💜 Anyway... She would be appalled at that typed letter to the parents. For one, it's extremely impersonal and harsh and two? She was wrong and het student knew it! She barely glosses over that fact and then demands that the student obey her and never challenge her again, regardless? Bullshit! My mom would want to know if she made a mistake, take ownership and thank her student for catching it! *Not* punish them. What a horrid teacher! Seems to me she's only in it to get that little power trip of she's in control of her little kingdom and what she says goes! Don't dare defy her! I hope she retired very soon after that. Or someone at least confiscated her typewriter/printer!😂

[@RevengeOfSakura]

To the person above me: About justina... We don't know if he's actually a boy or girl. Could honestly be a less feminine looking girl for a we know. My mother in law has been called "sir" before as she has short hair, is built more stocky and muscular (from the line of work she does) and only dresses up if going out somewhere nice/fancy. It's not uncommon for someone to misccall someone the wrong gender. Now if justin/justina is a boy going thru something such as this... It's fine for the parents to be supportive of their child... Maybe see how they can work with the school dress codes etc

[@selenaperkins8302]

My fiancé got suspended before for saying “that sucks”. 😂😂

[@makayla6272]

Some schools are dumb asf

[@kyliee8586]

I remember attending a private Catholic school in 5th grade and I got a letter written to my parents and got detention, plus a discussion with the principal over my “inappropriate language” for saying the word “crap”. Some schools never cease to baffle me.

[@ZhoeDitchy]

Kylie E You literally swear around or near the teachers at my school like it’s a normal convocation and they’ll swear too

[@bryn1369]

SUSPENDED!!!?????? Damn they didn't have to go that far for a sipmle that sucks... jeez

[@lisaweiler8220]

Wtf even my school which is dumb and give detention if your pants have a hole on your knee wouldn’t do that

[@ameliashostak4764]

MY 6 YEAR OLD JUST FINISHED KINDERGARTEN AND SHE HAD HOMEWORK EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT!!

[@generalbluetooth3271]

bruh moment

[@jazziebyrd702]

My worst nightmare ;-;

[@mirai2753]

My response: Oh👀! I get to color, draw shapes, write funny letters and draw embarrassing things about my parents everyday. 😭! I want to go back! 😭

[@zuttoaragi8349]

That one teacher saying the student needs to just accept his/her teachings needs to be fired immediately.

[@Rolanda-_-]

11:26 did anyone else notice how the kid said, "I refuse to sign" on the signature line.😂😂💀

[@SvElAdKe]

I'd refuse to sign too

[@imsoboredhahaha]

I once got told off at school for not having a chair. Enough said

[@FallenMothValentino]

One I wrote my Jornal report on Jack Sparrow and the Suply teacher gave me detention because she was convinced that I was making fun of another student named Jack. I just wrote about The curse of the black pearl 😡

[@leonap1355]

Lol whatttttt!

[@Chairg0d]

Gotta always have a chair in your back pocket

[@analyzecoopbomb3117]

Wait wut

[@shadowphoenix4702]

Jeez, I sit on the floor half the time and I've never gotten in trouble at my school. For anything actually, my school is pretty relaxed.

[@reneewilliams3829]

A detention for EVERY cigarette he crushed😂😂😂

[@Just-Nikki]

I love that the parent of the kid bringing food for another kid refused to sign. Boss move.

[@itseagle7575]

I like how he was laughing at the end and then all of a sudden he starts talking about members becoming a member! 😆🤣😂😅😀😁🤣😭🤣😅😆

[@JaylenOlivacce]

THE WAY ALONZO BE DYING FROM LAUGHTER ALL BY HIMSELF..... YOU CANT AFFORD TO NOT STAN 😂😂😂

[@akiragamble2348]

There's something about his laugh that makes me laugh !!! 😂🤣

[@kylebroflovski3202]

The poop slip is the most funniest thing i have ever seen. I'm crying right now, rolling on the ground and laughed for like 3 minutes straight, so thank you alonzo.

[@majorasghost5690]

That teacher made about a student correcting them on which is longer a mile or kilometre needs to go back to school because the most important lesson i learned from a teacher was to always question everything

[@-desertpackrat]

yeah lol if I was running a school and the teacher sent a kid up with detention for being smarter than the teacher, I'd fire their ass so fast XD can't have idiots trying to teach our next generation wtf.

[@mjberta7319]

Wish it was that easy...... Even the shittiest of teachers get protection from the union.... Firing a teacher is one of the hardest things ever... The only way you hear of teachers getting fired is when they have sexual interactions with students or get caught having child pornography

[@lanallama9543]

@@mjberta7319 What about abusing the child ya left that out

[@S0phieluvsU42]

I’m still laughing from that one girl who got detention for saying “I’m gonna twerk on you at homecoming! You better tip me cuz I ain’t shakin this booty for free!”

[@LogShaw1587]

I wouldve said something along the lines of "aight bet" and made sure to bring a 20 or higher if possible

[@paigetheghost6339]

i just have one question. HOW ARE HIS TEETH SO WHITE?? I NEED HIS SECRET

[@tonyashuron6394]

Hi I was gonna ask the same thing.

[@Naitohana]

Others: "I identify as a male" Me, an intellectual: "I categorize as a male"

[@Animezingly]

"Unused tampon." "The part where all the blood at!" NO XD Unused.

[@peytonh.42]

Jamie Ferrie I thought it meant that the tampon was still in the plastic applicator and the guy pushed it out and it flew at the other kid

[@The99forever]

Peyton H. That’s what I thought too. My brother and his mate took mine once and had a “missile fight” by slamming the end of the applicator against their hands and launching them at each other 😂

[@MirageEspejismo]

😂😂😂

[@DarlingNikki2]

@@The99forever OMG, that's hilarious! Guys can be so ridiculously funny!

[@bryce7436]

😐🤔

[@stunnajewel3649]

110% sure I should NOT have laughed at “Herbie got stomped on”.

[@Sophs06]

Same but I did it anyways

[@suran396]

Lol, I actually laughed harder reading your comment....

[@SavouryGalette]

Don't worry, I did it to.

[@mikeframe4135]

Man I haven’t seen one of your videos in a long time.. it’s so refreshing! ❤️❤️

[@jasmineclarkk]

your energy brightens my day 😭💞

[@DiamanteInfernalis]

These teachers anymore, A, can't take a joke B, dont know how to laugh C, want kids to obey without question D, is discriminatly controlling Also, nobody is actually a muggle because magic is natural and anyone can do it.

[@gentlemanmadness607]

Modern day schools are jest obligatory confines of oneself being to be outfitted changed arranged to fit in the over turning machine that is the human worker drone. If you cannot conform to the socialistic standards that they put in front of you you will not fit into "society" as a "fully functioning human being".

[@brrrny]

Magic is just luck

[@LogShaw1587]

nobody can do magic we got the boring reality

[@ChaseMC215]

What about the teacher and the student using Firefox? Are they not tech savvy? If your teacher is so much of a fool to not tell a difference between a useful program and a infectious program, then your teacher shouldn't be near any computers anymore.

[@FFKING1140]

a teacher gave a girl detention for not dressing as a boy??? I think that teacher should've lost they job

[@itskristenandkayla4187]

Was the girl trans or something

[@caitlynnrhodes844]

It’s Kristen and Kayla yes

[@itskristenandkayla4187]

Caitlynn Rhodes oh

[@-desertpackrat]

Plus there shouldn't be specific clothes just for girls or boys, if girls can wear pants, why can't boys wear dresses? As long as they're wearing appropriately covering clothes, people need to stop policing kids' style. Especially teachers, first off that's always between the kid and their parents before anyone else has any say.

[@BoundBunny]

@@-desertpackrat Louder for the hateful people in the back!!

[@Bmoore295]

I love your couches so much!!

[@cosmicpuma1409]

So happy your channel popped up in my recommendations .... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamul_cos]

So that kilometer teacher was just mad that she was wrong

[@mollysayswhat572]

Based on these others, I think the teacher with the cigarette overreacted. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tamararudinski2792]

I mean....have you seen the price of cigarettes lately? Lol

[@mollysayswhat572]

@@tamararudinski2792 hahahha I literally have no clue how much they cost. Teachers don't get paid that much though. Maybe she should choose a cheaper bad habit? 🤣

[@saxumbonum]

I think if a child wants to be a smart-ass and destroy someone else's property, they got what they deserved. All fifteen detentions were well earned. (From a former smoker. You dont mess with our cigarettes unless you want to get smacked. That kid is lucky to only have fifteen hours of detention.)

[@thisisshineeworldandwereri8786]

Molly Morris All the nicotine addicts about to come for you🤦‍♀️

[@mollysayswhat572]

@@thisisshineeworldandwereri8786 ooooooh noooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@wildfirestreaming7849]

I just found this channel and am dieing with laughter.

[@merekschmittou2918]

I love when you do these !!!

[@Me-wk3ix]

I just found this guy. My stomach hurts from laughing so much, and I'm a teacher! BTW if I made a stupid mistake and a student caught it, I would praise them, say thank you, and point out that teachers make mistakes too. On write up I was forced to do that still makes me chuckle: we were doing standardized testing. A student entered the room (late) and Immediately goes "morning F^&$ers!" To this day, I can't tell you why I find that so funny, but I do. In fact, when I meet with teachers that know this story for happy hour, that's become our standard greeting.

[@sarahaudain2180]

I was honestly looking for something to watch and then the notification came through 😂😂😂😂😂never clicked something so hard

[@steelholf13]

seeing your reactions makes this even funnier

[@mrs.nieemaangelredd7563]

OMG hilarious as always

[@iainronald4217]

That mile vs Kilometer one reminds of when I used the word Misogyny in class in Grade 9 and my teacher who apparently had a PhD was fighting me tooth-and-nail on the word being a figment of my imagination to cause a disruption in her class. Finally, she said, "sure, you can go look for that imaginary dictionary definition on your way to detention!" So, I got up, logged onto one of the computers for students and within four seconds she went from cocky & confident to deer-in-headlights & embarrassed.

[@janticewilson]

I know someone who proved their former college professor wrong in an English honors class. Let’s just say that he tried to fail her and prevented her from graduating, but the college’s administraton called him out.

[@SvElAdKe]

I remember in like 4th or 5th grade I was reading a book in class while the teacher was lecturing. She eventually noticed me and was like " why are you reading and not paying attention" ... I told her I was paying attention and was also reading. She said "if you are paying attention you can repeat everything I said" I repeated what she said back to her, and she also had a deer in the headlights look and said "well you shouldn't be reading in class" Couple days later the principal had a chat with me and my mom and told her I should move up a grade. XD.

[@mk_atkisson]

Adriana Vega that’s amazing😂😂 serves the teacher right smh

[@mk_atkisson]

That’s perfection😂😂

[@jewelsfee23]

I went to a private school that would get us to read books as a whole class with big words and if you struggled with a word or didn’t know the word it became a word on your spelling list. Now I have a habit of using words that are unexpected (so I am told) . I don’t realize I am using words other people don’t use often. But my older sister absolutely loves to point it out when I do. My friends do it too… I have gotten in so many arguments with people saying im using a word wrong or it’s not a real word and I’m 95% right. Occasionally I am wrong but not often. Once I referred to a pyer of wood and my bf and his buddy laughed at me saying it’s not a word. They said a pier and a pile are words for what I was thinking they were so sure they almost convinced me I was wrong. I didnt think that was an uncommon word… im not a characteristically smart person so when I use uncommon words it just throws people off.

[@wetpaint9883]

Anybody else be yelling “get a dictionary “😭 probably just me..

[@chasedegross6696]

Me too all the time

[@kennashan]

Nah, it's me too!!

[@georginaalleyne4624]

Me too all the time. N sing the end song 😂😂😂😂

[@ZROBB98]

My mom tell me to be quiet and ask me why I do it

[@jdougie]

Me too

[@honeycombfangirl3ceraladdi454]

Love you Alonzo

[@Gaia_1983]

Idk how I found this page but I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 made my day

[@pundertalefan4391]

"The reason is as a follows. I was butthurt about getting something wrong."

[@quietlywhispering]

**when you can't get detention slips because corona cancelled school**

[@slayingtobetheslay]

If my kid told the teacher they were teaching wrong, and my kid was right, thank God that kid is mine and that child is getting whatever the hell we wants for Christmas

[@iaintbeendroppingnoeavessir]

Omg this just made my day 😂

[@KB-tg7pf]

My favorite was "leaping with intent to fly". It sounds so officially ridiculous.

[@roxanne2685]

I had a friend come to school in a ghillie suit once on Halloween. (They're those full body outfits that are supposed to camouflage you into a bush. Basically looks like a dirty Oscar the grouch) Anyways, a teacher asked him what he had dressed as, and he told her he was weed. She told him he was on thin ice. Later on he jumped out and scared her while she was walking to another building, and then she gave him detention.

[@bryce7436]

Lmao

[@zuttoaragi8349]

I'd give him a fist-bump and a cola. Or whatever non-alcoholic drink is popular with kids nowadays

[@Indigo41000]

LOVE THIS GUY. NUFF SAID.

[@maxwellwynne-shepherd7852]

Kid: Jumps Teacher: Detention for Leaping with intent to fly. Parent: HUH!?

[@natechenry]

You know Alonzo is a muggle for not knowing what a muggle was.

[@nylamcmillan1886]

Uh... this awkward... *whispers* "wHAts a mUgLe"

[@nylamcmillan1886]

@@keithshondraullah4343 OHHHHH!!! Now the jokes funny😂😂😄🙂😐🤨🤔ehhh

[@LogShaw1587]

you're a virgin, harry

[@spaghettiloaf9532]

The 10 dislikes are from the teachers who wrote the detention slips.

[@janticewilson]

The one who got corrected by her student disliked this video from 5 different accounts 😂😂. Tell her to take that L and move on.

[@inactive7519]

The teacher: You FOOLS! I have 70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS

[@LogShaw1587]

aged like milk. R.I.P. dislikes

[@nahbruh694]

I havent watched this channel in months and its still funny

[@warmandbright6525]

"IM conversation" = instant message. "carlos body slammed teacher" *GRADE 4* how many times did carlos get held back???

[@mhjp76]

"A student got detention for wearing a gorilla suit to class" R.I.P. Harambe.

[@KyeGuard]

I don't see the problem. Adults wear Monkey Suits all the time.

[@NatterzMaria]

I got lunch detention bc I was one minute late to class but didn’t get into trouble for giving an attitude and calling a substitute teacher a “bald headed old man” and walking out. The logic 💀

[@carmenmay3223]

oh my gosh!!! this video reminded me of my friend when he was in 8th grade! Our school has the subsitute that everyone hates and she always has a attitude, and he had her as a subsitute and the bell went off to leave class and he opened the door to leave and she said the bell doesnt dismiss you i do(all of us know this feeling lol), and her name is ms.quirk well her nickname was ms.quack well my friend yelled yeah we will see about that ms.Quack she went running after him and the assistant principal was on the hall and saw the teacher chase my friend, the subsitute got in so much freaking trouble and my friend didnt get into any trouble😂🤣

[@melinapaz2831]

Were the rest of your classmates laughing? I would’ve been.

[@kimosterhout3242]

Love that at 11:25 you can see the parent’s response “I refuse to sign!” on the parent’s signature line.

[@phoebegreig6523]

I feel bad for that kid Alex who was correct to call out his teacher!! One mile is approx 3kilometers.. That teacher was wrong!!

[@novles6262]

Other way around

[@ziqi92]

One mile is 1.6km

[@SuperSenshi]

I still find it humorous that he kinda runs away whenever he finds something really funny.... XD

[@brrrny]

I think he farted

[@laffy_taffy2287]

this man is the king of facebook mom content

[@TheRoyalCheez]

Almost 4 mil man!

[@melchiorzibeon5024]

6:15 This right here. This is the problem with the education system.

[@misha745]

Something like this once happened at my school and the girl's mom came to the school and told the teacher off in front of everyone. It was awesome.

[@SteveSkits]

1:29 They just wanted to spread the good news lol

[@shawnbreaux1532]

Hey alanzo, Glad to see you;re doing better!

[@lilmomma6877]

I absolutely love your videos and your laugh gets me everytime