[YTP] Neo Fails At Being The One

[@nivekogilvie3368]

Love the "that sounds like a really good deal" running gag

[@tommygunengineer9184]

@Edge-of-Sanity "That sounds like a reall-" *Gunshot* "Fine..."

[@beyazzenci1800]

But i got a better one

[@zes7215]

wrrr

[@shephardburnout3]

@@beyazzenci1800"How about I give you the"

[@fletchy40]

Oracle: Open your mouth Neo:OOOOAAAAWWHHGGGH

[@AgarthaFan]

Rofl

[@bromodragone8405]

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[@ladybug0126]

Then Snap lol.

[@jinig4833]

+HaveANiceDay "Step outside that door.... and get lost. LOL"

[@davesgotacamera1126]

Obviously, you are mistaken

[@UncleHappy5]

Neo: "Morpheus did what he did because he believes he did what he did." *Tank stares* Trinity: "...What?" My reaction too XD

[@darioluque9079]

By chance, I read your comment while that part of the video was playing.

[@gaiusfulmen]

"I'm the one, Trinity" "No, that's not true"

[@alxlight6651]

Morpheus Rulez

[@ajcaraballo95]

NEO: How about I give you the fi- ORACLE: Step outside that door and get lost. LOL XD

[@davecrupel2817]

AJcaraballo95 i cant 😂😂😂

[@SlendHQ]

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

[@davecrupel2817]

Slend *_COUUOOC_*

[@Desh681]

He looked so dejected after that lol

[@pedanticvampire8121]

Tank: Operator. *Rick Astley* Tank: NO!

[@mrseximix]

13 Piece Bucket lmao

[@pepsigasmlulw8832]

*shoots Morpheus* "Morpheus get up" *Morpheus gets up and starts running* "He's gonna make it" *Shoots him again* I died dude xd

[@Vrimer]

It doesnt even make sense dude XD

[@RoccHard13]

Vrimer so maybe neo was trying to shoot Morpheus and it turns out he is going to make it so he shoots him again

[@mediy0]

@@Vrimer b r u h

[@petrnovak4846]

So did he

[@Vrimer]

Yes, im here after one year just to say that Neo sounded happy. Because hes about to shoot Morpheus lol

[@insomniacmess4365]

Smith: Your empty Neo: So are you Smith: *pulls trigger and kills Neo* XD XD

[@CalumHGaming]

*Directed by the Wachowski brothers*

[@vicamu541]

Programs never run out of ammunition.

[@michaelharrisjr]

Smith still had one more bullet in the chamber

[@hulffle]

for some reason i LOL'd so hard when neo kept throwing the pistol and it came back to his hand, then it changed to him throwing the pistol to himself. like wtf?!

[@tano1004]

1:11

[@nickle2277]

@Navel Universe, I was literally at that scene when I scrolled down and read your comment! r/PerfectTiming

[@strasseanthem8599]

He's jedi

[@notasoviet1016]

wtf describes most YTPs

[@Ouroboros619]

The best parts for me are when something really weird happens and it just cuts to someone silently staring like 'wtf'? Even if they themselves were doing something just as nonsensical a second ago.

[@ladybug0126]

I know right the facial expressions THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS 😆.

[@japcloud]

Hahaha yes. I love it when that happens.

[@mrrex3689]

this is prolly the best part of the ytps

[@guyguino5770]

I know i love it.

[@lorddraugr3138]

The moment of that sticks out to me on that regard is when Neo whips out the duel smgs and is just firing in two directions while the guards stare in pure confusion 😅

[@guyguino5770]

9:17 Lol that cut to Morpheus' face is so unexpected but perfect.

[@Desh681]

Oh my god that rescue sequence was priceless. Morpheus fails the jump and dies (and then _narrates his own death_) Then Neo jumps after him _without the rope_ and falls Then Trinity crashes the chopper.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Magic 6:00 He's gonna make it *Unloads minigun into him* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH XD

[@mysteriousm1]

did you just copy and paste your own comment?

[@isawadelapradera6490]

DaDopeMasta You believe he copied and pasted his own message. Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@davecrupel2817]

Isawa De La Pradera You all look the same to me *HEADBUHEADBU HEADBUTT*

[@krisnorge5830]

And the Tank gets a call that turns out to be a Rick Roll !

[@thatwouldbeme]

That laser gun sequence is the absolute peak of YTP comedy. I fucking die every time I watch it

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Ytp is a Career path XD Creativity

[@beyazzenci1800]

Nooooo

[@AL66WV]

​@@beyazzenci1800no oo oo oo oo oo

[@xBurzurkurx]

"Because I believe in something too" "What?" "That I can dodge bullets" I lost it my gingerale came out of my nose

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

gingerale

[@mcbrians.8508]

You must be a Canadian hahaha ginger ale

[@AgarthaFan]

Neo: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND! Trinity: What is he doing? Morpheus: He's beginning to believe.

[@AimzS94]

'You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round' - sorry, the word 'head' isn't included. 😃

[@bromodragone8405]

Enforged There is a spoon.

[@matthewjames1845]

Χριστόφορος Cardonae 7:09

[@cameronbruscino6687]

In the fact that the Matrix runs on windows xp

[@lewatoaofair2522]

Believe in the memes!

[@Arak_Drakoniz]

8:52 them head butting each other back and forth was gold! lol

[@talkativefox4200]

8:14 when you are playing Tekken or MK for the first time.

[@Rando_Shyte]

Haha so true xD

[@harry_page]

Very true, I was playing Tekken with my nephew, I'd never played it so all I did was spam the same move xD

[@iluxa-4000]

OwO

[@Allan_Melon]

7:20 onwards where he throws the gun kills me

[@cmreilly]

rammstein ftw \m/

[@munmunyee]

+Allan T shadow clone jutsu

[@bromodragone8405]

Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@AwesomeRepix]

+Allan T Fucking hell xD

[@HolyCodzta]

Then kicks him like, "Dude stop dicking about".

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

6:00 HE'S GONNA MAKE IT!!! *Unloads minigun into him* AHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[@hackerman5207]

The White Wolf I DIED

[@davecrupel2817]

Hilarious xD

[@azulatios1674]

1:32 - I don't think I'll stop laughing at that part!

[@teriosshadow1572]

6:35 Tank: "Operator" *Rick Roll starts playing* Tank: "No! ;^; XDD

[@Yeahjames21]

1:07 Step outside that door and GET losttt... LoL I love that part! XD

[@berkkarsi]

5:59 :D ''He's gonna make it'' (shoots) Almost pissed myself xDDDD

[@kellyfulmen6046]

_"Dodge this."_ *_>Dodges pointblank bullet to the head flawlessly and effortlessly._* _Have you ever laughed so long and so hard that your cheeks started hurting, and you left an actual puddle of tears on the fucking floor? That's exactly what happened to me when I saw this scene. God, this is gold-_

[@jinig4833]

Neo: "Morpheus did what he did because he believed he did what he did". *Tank stares like wtf*. My reaction as well.

[@Ticketman99]

Jinigosoti Game-Clips Morpheus taught him well(what is more important than what scene).

[@vladdraghici7237]

"What?"

[@alexk1682]

Jinig the trinity what was the punchline though

[@samjw1999]

Smith: "You're empty" Now: "So are you" Smith looks at his gun BANG Roll Credits

[@MeltingMolten]

5:48 i like the way morpheous sweats so hard when he sees neo with a machine gun and shoots him in a chair and neo says get up and he does and tyen he says HE IS GINNA MAKE IT then shoots him while running looool

[@GamertagO1]

I wasn't a huge fan of the "spin me round" in the other one but its implementation in this one, especially with morpheus' reaction was comedy gold.

[@NinjaDash360]

You know what that means? In Latin that means, "Noodles Are Crap"

[@rufousthefox9766]

Neo: I'm the one. Oracle: No. Neo: I'm not the one. Oracle: Sorry, kid. Neo: **Rages and breaks antique vase**

[@bromodragone8405]

I believe in something. What? I can dodge bullets. >:-) *gets gunned down by guards* AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *movie ends*

[@nightstriker2172]

Written and directed by The Wachowski Brothers

[@bromodragone8405]

Night Striker21 Ha! 😃

[@eikewiddau8986]

the exact moment I read your comment the scene played. what an amazing coincidence

[@daswordofgork9823]

Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris! Dude I like your name and your pic. I am a Hellsing Ultimate fan.

[@chittybangbang7637]

6:00 "He's gonna make it" *UNLEASHES HELL FIRE*

[@speedy4530]

“Wow that sounds like a really great deal, but I think I got a better one” that had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@TheTullipJones]

1:50 is my reaction to seeing this video on my subscriptions page.

[@GamertagO1]

Hahaha

[@ClonesDream]

And this is my reaction to seeing that you have the same profile picture as me.

[@TheTullipJones]

ClonesDream *GASP* Mine too...... get outta my HEAD!

[@ClonesDream]

TheTullipJones But I can't because you're in my head, and I'm in your head.

[@TheTullipJones]

ClonesDream .......I'm beginning to believe.

[@nethercore9934]

3:12 Trust no one, not even yourself.

[@sstimetraveler3858]

I laughed so hard I was in literal tears when Morpheus headbutted Agent Smith before he could finish speaking lmfao! And it got 10x funnier when Agent Smith headbutted the fuck outta him back with about 25 headbutts.

[@NoComments228]

Tank : Operator? "It's time to rickroll!" Tank : No!

[@benjiusofficial]

I lost my shit hard when Dozer and Tank and Cipher are all shooting each other on the ship. That was very well edited!

[@teeman9266]

The bits where Neo screams and dies are hilarious!

[@fletchy40]

5:22 Best Part

[@tano1004]

*end credits*

[@Revolutionary_Fish]

Matrix but Trinity is slower😂 ​@@tano1004

[@Humpstall]

you bring me so much joy i love you, enough said but the part where link killed himself with the lazer gun thing was a huge mindfuck :)

[@beejae9336]

Trilogy, the ACTUAL character ISN'T link, but it was Tank. Link was the NEW operator, after the death of Tank- Matrix, Reloaded.

[@Iampeeb]

Tank...NOOOO GAAAAAHHH *Shoots With Lighting Rifle* *Sped Up* NOOOOO GAAAAHHHH *Shoots Again* NOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Shoots For The Third Time* OOOOOOO *Shoots Again* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *Tank Lives And Shoots Cypher With A Lighting Rifle* Tank, NOOOOO GGAAAAAAHH *Shoots Dozer With Lighting Rifle* *Spits*

[@PantyBandit]

TheCyberPunkDud01 then he shoots hisself xD

[@chittybangbang7637]

Inception at its best lol

[@davecrupel2817]

Thats dozer fyi

[@DJ_RamblingRoseNocturne]

You know what that means? It's Latin, it means "noodles are crap."

[@bromodragone8405]

Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@harrylaundon8063]

Take off your shirt!

[@kirozumi]

STEP OUTSIDE THAT DOOR AND GET LOST ,,,,, LOL

[@Cyann33andaThird]

"I Can dodge Bullets" Uh Huh, Sure.

[@eliminator123456789]

Neo playing catch with himself using the gun was WAY too funny to me.

[@Operation_Bagel]

5:36 I have been waiting so long for someone to do that joke

[@Zuckerschock123]

Cant even give this channel the hype it deserves :)

[@xxlCortez]

I can't believe you missed the opportunity to have Neo and Smith throwing their weapons to each other's hand.

[@princessozmaofoz5242]

Lol I was expecting that too😂

[@enlightenedrenegade472]

The re-occurring meme of the movie ending was what had me laughing the entire time. Well done, Alpaca. Well fucking done.

[@davidmicka4333]

that part with exploding elevator is absolutely hilarious :D

[@xNascentx]

My favorite YTP so far. I literally laughed so hard I cried. Favorite parts were the multiple endings--roll credits--and the Tank scenes.

[@DrakoxRising]

1:50 SOMEONE PLEASE GIF THIS

[@MintyEevee]

I tried. xD giphy.com/gifs/ECCfkYHoBdi4o

[@davecrupel2817]

Spencer Mckenzie You are the man for thatxD

[@MintyEevee]

Daniel Cannata Why thank you. ^_^

[@aurora1089]

Spencer Mckenzie Bless u

[@mrseximix]

Spencer Staithe thats pretty good

[@MrDerKnofi]

Oh my, it is good, that there are many more enjoying this type of humour. I am laughing all the time. Great job.

[@Ein112358]

Incredible. Simply incredible. I love all of your Matrix YTPs

[@tarnishedpose]

4:37 dude, you predicted Tenet *LOL*

[@meanbean7124]

People like you deserve so much more subscribers

[@peternehemiah1606]

2:02 I died when he shot Morpheus

[@TheChopstyx]

He chose

[@wolfeusmc2011]

Apparently so did Morpheus

[@TomokoTheIdiot]

"Step outside that door, and get lost. loool"

[@geomfilms]

man this just gave me some good laughs haha. Every time neo thought he was all that and then just dies haha. Great job.

[@BlackLightning325]

1:22 is honestly what should’ve happened if the movie was realistic 💀

[@anincandescentlightbulb]

This and all the other Matrix videos from AlpacaHawk are the funniest stuff I've watched for years. I rarely laugh or even smile for anything nowadays but watching AlpacaHawk's videos I'm laughing like a madman. Damn it feels nice to actually laugh sometime. Thank you AlpacaHawk!

[@docemitbrown4466]

1:09 Step out side that door and get lost lol lol

[@skankmancody]

10/10 QUALITY YTP MY DUDE you have made me so proud....

[@nightstriker2172]

NNNOOOOOGUUUAAHH.exe has stopped working.

[@vastyandrews2631]

Hahaha "wow that sounds like a really good deal" CLASSIC line

[@cocowarrior211]

What? ...that i can dodge bullets? *A few minutes later* FREEZE .... *multiple gunshots* *Neo dies*

[@_MaZTeR_]

Seal off the bridge! I want Droidekas at here once!

[@davecrupel2817]

TryingToPutARandomBut LongUsernameSoHeresJustOne "Written and directed by the Wachowski Brothers"

[@bandaloop3759]

That high pitch morpheus scream lmfao

[@seanconley1119]

You're empty, so are you, click, BANG!

[@Starkiller5121]

The way he looks at it like 'Am I? Wait no I'm not!' 😂

[@BatonyRobson]

These moments are genius! I was laughing all the video! THanks you!)

[@dboypompeyreturns]

Best moments: 00:30-:00:35 01:36-:01:40 03:03-03:10

[@Max300029]

7:30 :'D

[@shockomega]

Wtf, this is great! How'd I not find this until now?

[@kitgusto2390]

"You're going to kill Morpheus." " I have to." "Why?" "Because I believe in something.." "What?" "That I can dodge bullets." *gets shot*

[@the_lava_wielder6996]

5:36 Dodge this *dodges it* How did you do that?

[@gor9027]

Tank getting rick rolled LOL.

[@legitbeans9078]

Noooo!

[@Daniel-ei7zp]

Amazing video but the ending should have gone like this. The agent: "Hear that Mr. Anderson? That's the sounds of your death." Neo: "That's a good deal, but I got a better deal"

[@gumbiman3350]

Dude, imagine him YTPing the fight scenes from the Raid movies.

[@gentle_bug]

Pizza time.

[@OlTol21]

Pizza time

[@isawadelapradera6490]

Tasty wheat time

[@darkdotz2361]

Okai!

[@theregalproletariat]

@@isawadelapradera6490 Tastee Wheat* Did you even watch the film?

[@wolfeusmc2011]

Ya late.... I'm not paying for those

[@thingiezz]

Oracle: "you're not the one" Neo: *smashes vase*

[@XxArkitaxX]

The way neo "dies" got me dyin 😂😂😂

[@gruffyddgozali]

LMAO another amazing vid, best bits were 1:50 with the eyebrows so funny and 9:02

[@BrandonJohnson-bu1lx]

written and directed by THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS

[@alejandropinedarojas48]

Brandon Johnson sisters*

[@sirconstantine8329]

Brothers.

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Sir Constantine sisters

[@kandokie1722]

@@GawainSSB sisters

[@user-ez05ob0WqQ]

Sisters

[@kl4969]

Neo might be terribly incompetent, but at least he can keep coming back to life after a short credits sequence.

[@kymtamimi]

Every credit scene is absolutely gold XD

[@justinbest9078]

2:38 wtf this made me laugh my ass off

[@nik12100]

Alpaca, out of all the poopers I follow, you never cease to amaze.

[@rustyshackelford3590]

You will not stop me *enemy ignites lightsaber* You will stop me

[@roguehk]

That neck crack at :30...Jesus...cannot stop laughing. I've watched that a dozen times, and still cannot stop laughing.

[@garyclouse7234]

Well... I have heard this dialog for so long it's refreshing to hear parity based on it! Have a damn cooky and go away!!

[@Vatiskap]

Just cant stop crying laughing.You got one subscriber.Man,there has been other poops that made me laugh but this one...

[@minsqueeno2]

2:36 when flash player crashes

[@SilverG1]

Man you’re so good at this, keep making these 😂

[@TheVagabondGadite]

AlpacaHawk I fuckin love you bro. You had me laughin like Hell and gasping for breath! xD

[@mrkennedy6141]

The headbutts make me laugh so hard

[@ToMaHaAl]

Gotta love those Violent Cuts! I dooooo thank you! Alpacahawk 4 Prez!

[@J6789-c9s]

The ending should have been like " You can't scare me with this, I know my rights. "

[@bravetherainbow]

4:19 sooooo good

[@johnconnor572]

7:55 The caricature of this fight is very hilarious

[@seungmin0626]

written and directed by THE WACHOWSKI BROTHERS

[@erlendhenriksen3473]

6:57 your emty. So are you. XD

[@Stayoffhereable]

Oh my gosh🤣🤣 that high pitched Morpheus scream gets me everytime😁😂

[@Cayden1988]

Lmao @ 3:00 - 3:18

[@tano1004]

*That's totally a stunt double*