[YTP] The Matrix Runs On Windows Vista

[@lieutenantprick2770]

"I've seen an agent punch through air" "Whoa"

[@OlTol21]

"I know Crap-Fu" "Shush"

[@SolanaGalaxy]

'' As soon as you step through that door you will die ''

[@fcavie3876]

+Lemon Flavoured Bleach "That's funny"

[@lieutenantprick2770]

Pizza Time Pizza Time

[@MrStuniz96]

"I believe i can fly"

[@InstallaFriend]

"You are not one of us, you are one of them" "What are they?" "One of us" "What are you trying to tell me?" "You are one of them"

[@blazethewolf5757]

*takes off glasses* Dear God...

[@GoldenBeans]

+Install a Friend mindfucked

[@blazethewolf5757]

+Golden Beans (GθΓDεNβεληS) indeed sir

[@keeganstormblade5456]

That's the Matrix in a nutshell.

[@buckplug2423]

roaste d

[@seanconley1119]

Neo: I know Crapfu. Morpheus: Shush.

[@ChristopherGray00]

Take off your shirt.

[@foxalpha3203]

@@ChristopherGray00 fine

shoosh bitch

[@CalumHGaming]

@@foxalpha3203 No. *Gets shot* Neo: Fine

[@ihavenoname1136]

@@foxalpha3203 take off your shirt or morpheus rules?

[@nivekogilvie3368]

"I've seen an agent punch through air" "Whoa" Never in my life have I actually spilled my drink in laughter til I heard this.

[@AlexZebol]

Nivek Ogilvie I spilled my drink!

[@jonathangerbino2621]

I don't generally laugh much watching YTPs anymore, but this definitely did the trick lol

[@meanbean7124]

same xD

[@Alzter0]

"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips"

[@ihavenoname1136]

Take off your shirt

[@mikismays3760]

3:04 when he ran himself into the column had me crying

[@RavenValkyrie]

Same😂

[@ihavenoname1136]

Take off your shirt

[@RohitRoy-ww8du]

fix it

[@iluxa-4000]

@@RohitRoy-ww8du how about no?

[@tiandi5585]

I knew there'd be a comment about this part 😂

[@jond6328]

best part is Neo breaking the pillar by clumsily running into it

[@SpeedBrain666]

I died of laughter at that point... just lost it

[@PUGHIE]

He had enough time to turn around to hit his back through the pillar as he was running. He truly is THE ONE!!

[@PhattareeTreeviwatkun]

take off your shirt

[@jamiemellegard3527]

6:03 "whoa!" **bees fly out of mouth** "Neo! you scared the bees out of me!" XD

[@user-ez05ob0WqQ]

NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!!!!

[@Gna-rn7zx]

Such a good buildup to the joke 😁

[@rufousthefox9766]

​@@user-ez05ob0WqQ AH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@capefear56]

I've seen agents punch through air. Neo : "Woah." Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips.

[@charlesqbanks]

I'm not sure I've laughed at anything so hard in my life.

[@kashmanmelanin]

Tha best ytpoop ever reve

[@Fair_Hace]

Skilled people, those agents and men...

[@bromodragone8405]

*plugs in Neo and he dies* NO!

[@silphaer5353]

"Worry about the vase." "What vase?" CRASH "I'm sorry." "Fix it." "No." "I said fix it." "No." "FIX IT." "How about... No." "Okay, don't worry about it, as soon as you step outside that door, you're going to die." "What?" GUNSHOT "That's funny." Best part.

[@MARK-gp9hb]

"do you start feeling better now?" xD

[@silphaer5353]

xD I prefer this oracle to the actual one!

[@Vespa-Due]

"What does that mean?" " *_T A K E O F F Y O U R S H I R T_* "

[@Metal-Man-2000]

''Morpheus is fighting Morpheus''

[@supernerdy9354]

What does that mean?

[@OlTol21]

Take off your shirt

[@Flaxdosh]

It means hit me!

[@BB0ysGames]

I beat you

[@TF2Scout..]

I can doge bullets

[@sam1w2e]

"Take off your shirt"

[@declan2775]

sam1w2e "no" *gets shot* "fine"

[@Glorfindelor]

Nice quote

[@MaxMalevich]

"What does it mean?"

[@keiKei001]

A classic

[@HelloSetsuna]

phone call XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@docemitbrown4466]

men have empted entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips

[@JohanNDam]

Minch Yoda ... for Faze Clan

[@taistelusammakko5088]

I have seen an agent punch trough air

[@docemitbrown4466]

Whoa

[@meanbean7124]

xD i was laughing so hard at that part

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Hi doc

[@darkstarracer]

The scene with the kid and the spoon was a lot more philosophical in this ytp that in the movie. "Try to realize the truth" "What truth?" "There is no truth."

[@phinny5608]

-There is no spoon. -The truth is there is a spoon. It is impossible to bend the spoon. Welcome to real life, Neo.

[@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf]

dont know why this got likes cuz it makes no fucking sense..

[@jellelliott]

That's impossible, truth is truth.

[@Cloudmaster1511]

but the question is what truth is the true truth? is the truth the one all the doctors and politicians tell you ? or is the truth the truth behind that truth?. the truth is there is no true truth because every question is a gate to a false truth

[@darkstarracer]

Cloudmaster1511 there is no truth

[@Matihood1]

"What you must learn is that Morpheus rules." xD

[@nedeas8406]

​@toonshroom5586*punches him to the floor*

[@japcloud]

"They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys, they are breathing all the air, they are holding all the concrete walls." I'm dying.

[@mikebliss3153]

Was expecting that to go on much longer than it did.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Well of course you're dying. They're breathing all the air!

[@thebel89]

"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips" xD

[@paserock4361]

Pretty accurate about the government.

[@japcloud]

@@paserock4361 damn straight.

[@Forestranger4567]

"If you're not one of us you are one of them." "What are they?" "One of us." "What are you trying to tell me?" "You're one of them." (Awkward stare) Laughed the hardest at this part

[@xG_MANx]

Forestranger4567 Same! Lol

[@Junokaii]

Morpheus is always saying stuff to confuse Neo in this guy's series lol.

[@Desh681]

Stop... The crap, Morpheus

[@Nicole_Auriel]

*Neo breaks vace* Oracle: Fix it Neo: No Oracle: I said fix it Neo: How about no Oracle: Alright then. Don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside that door you're going to die.

[@pointblank9402]

FIX IT

[@Fhilip79]

I've heard another version(cant remember from where...) "Don't worry about the vase" BOOM "What vase?" "Do you know what's written there? It's latin. It says "Fix my vase""

[@davecrupel2817]

VFXI xD

[@_GhostMiner]

Fucking funny

[@hypnotised-clover]

Auriel What the fuck is a vace?

[@Desh681]

1:54 - "..phonecall" God damn it, I'm not going to be able to watch Bruce Lee movies the same ever again.

[@Matihood1]

And thanks to AlpacaHawk's YTPs I'm not able to watch many videos the same way ever again.

[@anthem_gaming]

I'm still dying over that part!

[@NekitTheRagdoll]

They are guarding all the doors. They are holding all the keys. They are breathing all ear. They are holding all the concrete wall...

[@joet8862]

6:19 that extra loud cough scared the shit out of me!

[@_MaZTeR_]

**COUGH**

[@TheWazzoGames]

ikr same

[@WinEntity]

*Scared the bees out of me

[@joet8862]

Win Entity anyone we haven't unplugged, is potentially a rabbit

[@notaspy3751]

He must have tuberculoSOS

[@volkisch8371]

1:53 *"Phone call..."* I cantbreathe

[@iluxa-4000]

I was eating while watching this. Bad idea :D

[@rista624]

What did you think of her ? -Of Who ? The woman in the red dress ? -*crap*.

[@sonicfanboy95]

Morpheus "If you are not one of us, you are one of them." Neo: "What are they?" Morpheus: "One of us." Interpret that as you will.

[@berkkarsi]

Morpheus: If you are not one of us, you're one of them Neo: What are they? Morpheus: One of us Neo: What are you trying to tell me? Morpheus: You're one of them Laughed so hard xD

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Berk Karsi What did u think of her Who? The woman in the red dress? Crap

[@berkkarsi]

Metal Man yeah that was also epic :D Also: Oracle: As soon as you step outside that door, you are to die. Neo: What? Oracle: You will start feeling better. Almost pissed myself xD

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Berk Karsi No!

[@berkkarsi]

Metal Man Why not?

[@InstallaFriend]

phone call

[@davecrupel2817]

Install a Friend no

[@jamesquinonez3914]

MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING MORPHEUS

[@MultiBlueblanket]

Morpheus 1: "Hit me, if you can" Morpheus 2 punches Morpheus 1 Morpheus 1 suddenly teleports to a dark place and falls to the ground Morpheus 2: "I beat you."

[@jamesquinonez3914]

Carlos Vera "What does that mean?!?!"

[@MultiBlueblanket]

James Quinonez "Take off your shirt."

[@SamuelSBispo]

Carlos Vera You are Mistaken

[@billybarnell1996]

Wow that sounds like a really good deal...

[@Noctazar]

0:55 "This is a "Hit me" program. It has the same basic rules, rules like "hit me"."

[@rufousthefox9766]

What you must learn is that Morpheus rules.

[@Noctazar]

Then hit me. If you can. *i believe i can fly*

[@rufousthefox9766]

Come on, hit me!

[@TheInvisibleDavis]

3:05 I'll admit, that was good.

[@busybillyb33]

+The Invisible Man I had a hunch that was coming the moment he started running for the pillar and yet I burst out laughing because it was brilliantly done.

[@Danielshz]

I was specting that too.

[@firzen3697]

+The Invisible Davis I died on that moment

[@keitjan]

The Invisible Davis runs straight to the mast

[@Gojira_uz]

Even the music was synced up to that one.

[@SuperUberChimp]

5:14 Neo: What does that mean? Morpheus: That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a rabbit. lol

[@AurrenTV]

"It has rules, rules like "hit me."' So perfectly sentence mixed it sounds real XD.

[@Alzter0]

"Similar to the program "Reality: the program""

[@boxtank5288]

And Morpheus rules. Are you ready?

[@frostieisme]

What you must learn is Morpheus rules

[@rufousthefox9766]

Than hit me. If you can.

[@of_oniichan7755]

But is it actually sentence mixing if the words are already pronounced in a different scene? I thought sentence mixing was to create new words from used dialogue.

[@drusna]

"you're cuter than i thought" - "yeah"

[@barbaro267]

"FIx it." "How about no?" HAHAHAHA

[@BlackLightning325]

Morpheus: How is he? Computer: Clearly indicating that he’s flatlining

[@eliasbischoff176]

if there is a spoon, and the truth is there is a spoon, but there is no truth, does that mean there is no spoon after all?

[@sezunemizuhana3870]

whoa!

[@toxicman9128]

Elias Bischoff I came here to laugh, not have an existential crisis

[@eliasbischoff176]

Toxic Man sorry

[@howdy3751]

It means you are cancer incarnate

[@zdffsddd2252]

Sezune Mizuhana There is no spoon.

[@bercedes-menz859]

06:34 The Matrix is juicy and delicious after 9 Steaks😂

[@sephelutis]

He gotten fat

[@bercedes-menz859]

@ brother i made this comment 8 years ago when i was 14😂😂.

[@berkkarsi]

0:50

[@iaddedthischannel]

I've never hit subscribe faster than after "you scared the bees out of me"

[@willeklof]

Rafael Rabello I completely choked on that one, just wish he’d kept referring to that stake as bees or something. “Make me someone important... like a bee.”

[@harrisonhatton6985]

3:57 at that moment I thought "he's going to implement that spiderman scene..." 4:12 LOL

[@Hossmama]

I can't stop laughing when he flips and falls on his face, then runs into the support beam. Oh fuck.

[@Desh681]

5:36 - "I wont lie to you, Neo" Lol, maybe you should have lied just a little

[@slinkerdeer]

"After 9 steaks, you know what I realised?" "I am fat" 6:38

[@tcd1289]

Neo: "If you die in the matrix, you die here"? Morpheus: *"your body cannot live without your body"*

[@wyattbrugger5533]

You know what's crazy the cypher betrayed everyone for a virtual Steak 😆wow he's is desperate for steak

[@wessmoore7894]

wyatt brugger I would be too. Steak is life.

The Matrix is juicy and delicious

[@wyattbrugger5533]

カタリナchan Exactly

[@quintusthefifth2232]

Dmitry Granicin only after 9 steaks tho

[@GregJonson]

I want a 10 hour video of Morpheus banging his head against the wall, I'm sick of manually replaying that moment over and over :D

[@kino_verite]

I've seen an Agent punch through air. WOAH

[@toxicman9128]

LegoDude2011 I've seen agents empty entire concrete walls at them, and hit nothing but clips

[@Opsraw]

Toxic Man what does that mean? I don't get it please explain!

[@Ticketman99]

Opsraw Take off your shirt.

[@CrowderHatingConservative]

Graeme Williams Slams down papers on table.

[@dartfeld9810]

I fucking died when he said phone call at 1:54.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

One hell of a threatening warcry xD

[@psyberfunk]

6:03 Woah! Neo.. You scared the bees outta me!

[@sirlunacy8066]

I was looking for someone to talk about it! XD

[@psyberfunk]

adrian Titera Best fucking part xD

[@dreadofmondays]

+crazeebml100 I love this joke, it's so cute

[@SlendHQ]

1:54 "Phone call."

[@kirozumi]

4:39 The matrix is a system Neo That system is a system -Morpheus

[@SeenAGreatLight]

1:50 (boing, boing, boing, boing) *...p h o n e c a l l* I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing.

[@eliasbischoff176]

in a fight, what would win. Fujitsu or crap fu?

[@tappajaav]

Crap fu. Crap fu doesn't give a crap.

[@Chunkboi]

Neither. Morpheus would win, because he rules, in this place.

[@rogi234]

Shush

[@-Zikade-]

I fucking lost it at 3:04 XD Also... "I have seen an Agent punch through air." "Woah."

[@theneonorangegecko1576]

"If you are not one of us you are one of them." "What are they?" "One of us"

[@mikebliss3153]

"What are you trying to tell me?" "You are one of them." *Smiles*

[@Kornchipzzz]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

[@thorshammer7883]

@@Kornchipzzz "What did you say?"

[@radam2786]

"Fix it!" "How about NO." XD

[@Avenger460]

FIX IT , NO FIX IT , NO FIX IT , HOW ABOUT ........ NO HAHAHAHAHHA I DIED

[@_MaZTeR_]

That's funny

[@Avenger460]

+PeterDivine " u start feeling better ? "

[@Blood0cean]

Avenger Revenger if she didnt mention it he wouldnt turn around to drop it. so how about .....no.

[@GAF1987]

"Morpheus is fighting Morpheus!"

[@pramitbanerjee]

The truth is that there is no truth. There is a spoon.

[@kitgusto2390]

I like when its finally revealed why Morpheus is so hard on Neo: he stepped on his mouse and it died

[@doneson1717]

"You know what it reminds me of?" "A bowl of snot." I was just waiting for that one, but the lip smacking was pretty damn funny also.

[@derpalot]

be advised: using headphones not recommended

[@MARK-gp9hb]

too late :(

[@harukabo2332]

can't you say that EARLIER

[@adawk20]

FIX IT!!!!!

[@toamatau8785]

Every few months I think of "Morpheus is fighting Morpheus" and come back and watch all three of these

[@lilcrisis1779]

I feel like “phone call” at 1:54 is an underrated part of this

[@XIIIBeatoSensei]

The ''take off your shirt'' reoccurring gag killed me XD

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

"They are gaurding all the doors. They are holding all the keys. They are breathing all the air. They are holding all the concrete walls."

[@rosePetrichor]

the simplicity of the jokes here is so good. 'This is a Hit Me program... It has rules, rules like hit me.' killed me stone dead and i dont even know why

[@Lucios1995]

3:47 Did you literally make him applaud? Lol

[@theregalproletariat]

Oh yeah! Just realised it

[@davecrupel2817]

Looked convincing. Lol

[@kirozumi]

*claps

[@mimikyoo]

"The matrix is a system, Neo." * Neo bumps into someone * "That system is a system." * Bumps into another person * * bumps into 4 more people *

[@klystron2010]

4:25 Neo's all like "pardon me, excuse me, sorry" and Morpheus is all like "IT'S A BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY...".

[@luiousy7329]

“You know….tHeMaTRix is juicy and delicious….and after nInE sTeAkS….you know what I’ve realised? I’VE gOTTeN fAT” truly the greatest quote

[@TheBarracudaDriver13]

3:04 Neo runs at the pillar and smashes into it LOL that was pure gold

[@charliebasinger9447]

Kid: Try And Bend The Spoon Neo: There Is No Spoon Kid: That’s Impossible. There Is A Spoon. Try And Realize The Truth Neo: What Truth? Kid: There Is No Truth Neo: There Is No Truth? Kid: That’s Impossible. Truth Is Truth Neo: What Truth? Kid: The Truth Is There Is A Spoon. Neo: **Stares Intensfully At The Spoon** Kid: It Is Impossible To Bend The Spoon *STOP WAISTING MY TIME KID* I Freakin DIED Mate

[@Swickful]

morpheus is such a troll lol

[@SlantCarson]

omg i forgot about this, one of the best YTPs ever made

[@MaxMalevich]

5:41 I saw an agent punch the air. - Morpheus

[@harry_page]

3:05 has got to go down as the funniest thing I've ever seen in a YTP

[@themcjarhead1383]

So rabbits are punching air and holding concrete?

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

Overgrowth in a shutnell.

[@marshall1766]

3:05 i was drinking coffee and yeah it's all over my Keyboard

[@coitusergosum2447]

2:58 - 3:08 I can't breathe

[@marcusgutierrez1828]

Coitus Ergo Sum my sides hurt from laughing too much this is fucken gold srry I’m 2 yrs late

[@coitusergosum2447]

@Wojtek Ch no

[@coitusergosum2447]

@Wojtek Ch I am one of us

[@FrangkyMind]

So does george floyd😅

[@thegoonies5599]

3:02 makes me freaking laugh my heart out.

[@urukey]

TheGoonies55 I was literally cry laughing replaying that scene, when my wife came to see what I was watching and went like "Seriously?". Thanks bro, I'm glad to know that I'm not alone. That stuff was EPIC!

[@funkybeatdown]

"What does that mean? Take off your shirt." Now that is funny.

[@PjKneisel]

“You scared the bees outta me!” *rewinds to check…yup those were bees*

[@metarotta]

After 9 steaks, you know what I realised? *sighs* I am fat

[@thebestSteven]

"Men have emptied entire concrete walls at them and hit nothing but clips."

[@Mati9319Studio]

"I don't want remember nothing. NUN!" LMAO XD

[@kirozumi]

it's NaN

[@Mati9319Studio]

@@kirozumi Thanks for responding, which reminded me of this amazing video ❤️ XD

[@MattNeufy]

Just rewatched the Matrix, I couldn’t stop thinking of this video the second cypher said “you scared the Bejeesus outta me” and I had to rewind it because I thought he was supposed to say bees there ahaha

[@nathanwhelchel3265]

The matrix ytps are some of the best over ever seen. Great content!

[@thatgamergideon0596]

1:12 - 1:13 I have no idea why this is making me laugh so hard, but it is. Come to think if it, just the visual of Morpheus waving his hands like a bird is probably the reason.

[@FractalNinja]

"WOAH 🐝NEO! You scared the bees out of me!"

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

"This is a 'Hit Me' program, similar to the programmed reality of the program. It has the same basic rules, rules like 'Hit me.' What you must learn is that Morpheus rules." *Nods* "Then hit me, if you can." Gold

[@MondySpartan]

You should do a sequel to this: "The Matrix Upgrades to Windows 10"

[@LegacyofRei]

4:44 Now everytime I listen to "Clubbed to Death" I start laughing.

[@thenightcapnebulapod]

"I know crap fu." "Shush." This is the "hit me" program.

[@haunted5311]

These matrix YTPs are the kind of YTPs that are such classics, that my cousin and I always rewatch all 3 once, if not twice a year. Thank you AlpacaHawk

[@user-tb4sl4ex2q]

We have emptied entire concrete walls on them and hit nothing but clips

[@mf_________]

" After 9 StEaKs you know what I realize?" Had me dead

[@logueraps]

8:19 “Come on, you could have caught that easily”

[@conyo985]

This is too funny! As someone who have watched this movie a lot of times and very familiar with the lines, the editing is just unexpected. I'm having a ball with these.

[@Rossy_LUFC]

"I've seen an agent punch through air" "Woah" 😂😂omg

[@LG_Playzzz]

“What does that mean?” “Take off your shirt.”

[@CorruptEngieJR]

I watched this video expecting a joke like Mr. Anderson, we've been expecting...(WINDOWS VISTA HAS STOPPED WORKING) but still a good ytp