Youtube Poop: Spock is Emotionally Compromised

"Logic offers a serenity... the control of feelings"
Being a Vulcan, Spock should be in control of his emotions. Unfortunately, Kirk's stubbornness and lack of enthusiasm towards tests makes Spock violently angry. 'Lungworm' Sulu, the lungworm fencer, proves he is not a good pilot by constantly leaving the parking brake on and blowing up the Enterprise.
And will someone please give Scotty a towel?
I made this a while ago but didn't get around to uploading it. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned more :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.

[@papyrus8205]

*Ship gets gently touched by junk* SHIELDS AT 32%! WE CANT TAKE ANOTHER HIT LIKE THAT!

[@hornet370]

yes cause a large portion top of the ship's plating got torn off

[@macrebel8068]

@@hornet370 it was space debris

[@soljafon]

I gently touch you with my junk. ( ●) w( ●) Senb helq

[@Blader2600]

"The test itself is a test." I am dying through out that beginning part.

[@cards1160]

Blader the point of the test was to experience a test.

[@shahabazam6531]

The is a six year old damn comment

[@_100_rebel_time_lord_5]

Spock punched Kirk exactly 63 times XD

[@giveitapearl3113]

This is why I read the comments section, for awesome thing like this :D seriously what was with Spock XD

[@BonkHazard]

it was a test to test his test that will test the test

[@yvesheinrich5013]

No... it was the change to change his change that will change the change.

[@BonkHazard]

Yves Heinrich MOOOM!!! *Punches Kirk*

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Can i get a towel?

[@PurpleHeartttt3]

Sulu: Course laid in Pike: Maximum Warp. Punch it. Spock: *Punches Kirk* 😂😂

[@sirlunacy8066]

Lol

[@bromodragone8405]

Shut up, Mr. Sulu.

[@uli1053]

Not that "punch", Spock

[@gordonbarrie6926]

Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris I

[@bromodragone8405]

Gordon Barrie 1st, my name's now "P.R.Ime, the Platinum Ranger". 2nd, you what.

[@Ouroboros619]

5:10-5:54 That is literally the most brutal beatdown I have ever witnessed. You can just feel Spock's anger in his blows and his cries of 'MWUUAH!!!'

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

"MUM!"

[@HomoSapiensMember]

Test is a subroutine expected in every Starfleet captain.

[@ReaLifeHDchannel]

Well, you're not wrong.

[@Warhero1171]

"Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a test, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the test, thereby changing the subroutine, thereby changing the conditions of the subroutine test." . . . "Your point being?"

[@joeytaylor1021]

In academic vernacular, it is my honor to award you with this commondation

[@crazyfire9470]

Captain cannot cheat the test

[@joeytaylor1021]

@@crazyfire9470 the test itself is a test isn’t it?

[@crazyfire9470]

The purpose of test is to experience test in the face of certain test…

[@ZGTH]

You father failed, you failed

[@dnmstarsi]

Spock: We must gather with the rest of Star Fleet to balance the terms of the next test. Kirk: There won't be a next test! Spock: MMAAAAHHH!!! (punches Kirk) Spock: Escort him out.

[@themcjarhead1383]

This sums up every time there is a test in Algebra 2

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

+TheMinecraftJarhead (teacher asks why you are taking so long) "did you leave the parking break on?"

[@freshavocado6528]

TheMCJarhead true XD

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

"It appears you have been withholding important information from me. *punches*" So apparently Spock really hates having information withheld from him.

[@kijinseija727]

Pie Pierrot me too

[@Matihood1]

keeping, not withholding. I know, it's the same thing but still.

[@Top_Hat_Man]

*MUAH!*

[@coleopdahl4774]

(Ship scrapes paint) sulu:shields are at 32% we cant take another hit like that REALLY they can't take paint being scraped

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

"Kirk, I'm promoting you to first officer" Spock: "RAUUUGHHH!!!" *punches*

[@tikho3795]

Pike: I need officers trained in hand to hand combat. Sulu: Lungworm? I DIED

[@soulenoid6701]

Akula Markov Come with me

[@j.c.dicklegproductions9248]

Lungworm!

[@davincent98]

What kind of training do you have? Lungworm

[@ZGTH]

@@davincent98 Lungworm fancing

[@tyrstark8673]

''Let's punch it'' [PUNCHES KIRK]

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

TyrStark tg

[@Matihood1]

Good soldiers follow orders.

[@TVChannel350]

Punch Warp Drive

[@wossogsd7530]

* Ship gets gently scratched by an asteroid * SHIELDS AT 32% SIR!!!

[@WorldWalker128]

It's like playing Faster Than Light

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

"Out of the chair"

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Is the parking break on?

[@Tottleminerftw]

+Metal Man (pembo220) no the emergency break is

[@Metal-Man-2000]

[PUNCHES]Daniel Heywood

[@mememaker90o0bro9]

MUM

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

"What kind of training do you have?". Sulu: Lungworm fencing

[@barbaro267]

"Punch it." WHACK haha!

[@Gabriel-rh1bi]

You deserve a reply

[@sadduck1737]

@@Gabriel-rh1bi or does he?

[@barbaro267]

I don't remember writing this comment, so no, I do not deserve a reply :P

[@TrailerguyGotStolen]

One Punch Spock

[@SimplePhysics00]

Kirk: "what kind of training do you have?" Sulu: "Lungworm Fencing" Instant uncontrollable laughter

[@meta.5studios]

THE PUNCH IT PART WAS MASTERPIECE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Squirrel_Boi]

OMG I DIED LAUGHING

[@meta.5studios]

nicholas hutchings THANKS FOR COMMENTING HERE! NOW I CAN REMEMBER TO WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL VIDEO AGAIN HEUEHUEHUHE

[@meta.5studios]

***** Thank you again! haha

[@PurpleHeartttt3]

Yes it was XD

[@Gabriel-rh1bi]

AGAIN!!

[@TheGovernor0664Ipwn]

"Is The Parking Brake On?"... *10 Seconds Later* "Did U Press The Stop Button?"

[@freshavocado6528]

TheGovernor0664 no, did you?

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

Random Fangirl *Another happy landing!*

[@davecrupel2817]

Conor Osborne AAAHHH *_punch_*

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Out of the chair *Throws Kirk out of the Chair*

[@eliasbischoff176]

The Wolf hello

[@Gabriel-rh1bi]

Hello There

[@crazyfire9470]

General Gabrie l

[@ZGTH]

"Get him off the ship"

[@christianmccaffrey7291]

MUM!!!!

[@Squirrel_Boi]

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK KIRK IS CHOKING HIMSELF, SPOCK JUST THROAT CHOPPED HIM xD

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Spock gets mad about everything, even about the test

[@richardhumphreys9274]

Spock likes to keeps beating up Kirk all the time.

[@daiujin]

MMMMWAAAAAAAAAAHH

[@genericusername3796]

Have you disengaged the external subroutine?

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Generic Username is the parking break on?

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Ready for warp, sir”

[@kellyweingart3692]

“I will not allow you to lecture me about test”

[@Vysard]

5:28 Almost 5 years late to the party, the reason Kirk "chokes himself" is because Spock punched him directly in the throat.

[@squaredup1800]

For some reason, that "Cops" part really got me.

[@hogbmain]

Admiral: I award you with this medal Spock: A captain cannot cheat death Admiral: removes medal

[@carsonbush249]

The continuity is amazing. In the Penwings video he is still Lungworm Sulu.

[@LordWyatt]

Him punching Kirk made me laugh harder then Nero shouting FIRE EVERYTHING! 😅

[@RIMovieCorner]

I like this ship!! Can I get a towel?

[@MrOnomatopoiea]

"The test itself is a test, isn't it?"

[@lowgunfire2671]

"Your father failed. You fail." I'm dying.

[@Serpentar9000]

MUUM *punch*

[@Mis7erSeven]

Wow, Spock definitly needs a snickers.

[@anthonyevans6586]

My life has forever been changed now that I've seen R2D2 in Star Trek

[@joeytaylor1021]

Anthony Evans we need the enterprise in Star Wars

[@davecrupel2817]

2:18 *arguing about removing kirk from the bridge* _"TRY IT!"_ *"WAAAHHHHH"* *_PUNCH_* AHAHAHAHAhahahaha xDDDD😂😂😂😂

[@ladybug0126]

Kirk I'm promoting you to first officer. Kirk-😃 Spock-😡 FALCON PUNCH. Kirk-😢 Spock-😃 Pike-😕 Spock-😎 Hahahahahaha lol.

[@bvgthor6356]

2:48 hi Christopher I'm Christopher😂

[@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635]

Spock being a badass alien by punching Kirk in the face

[@josephgurgui8686]

I lost it at "Cops"

[@kozumeneko9922]

Why did he choke himself I DIED

[@GamertagO1]

5:12 Mum!!!

[@JaySeraphon]

Spock is punching Kirk too much.

[@Metal-Man-2000]

MUUUMMM! *Punches*

[@mateuszmarciniak2828]

1:02 - I don't think you like the fact that I beat your test. (*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!*) - Your father failed. (*record scratch*) - You fail

[@Rhiannon_Jane]

I literally have not enjoyed a KZbin video this much in ages... THANK YOU 😅

[@greggeverman5578]

Still one of my favorite Alpaca Hawk Y.T.Ps!

[@3edgy5me81]

"lungworms"

[@R3fug333]

WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS??? It's a shame :(

[@skorpthememer1601]

5:28 R. Lee Ermey's ghost is there and he's yelling, "GODDAMMIT, WITH MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!"

[@-Grovesy-]

I was expecting the guy to say "is the parking break on" when they left the ship...

[@Empr.Palpatine]

I love how Spock desperately tries to make kirk feel bad when he receives the medal by saying "You're Father FAILED" "YOU failed"😂😂

[@stormtrooper9953]

This is better than the actual movie

[@ZGTH]

"I can beam abord the black device steal back the captian pike, and possible bring back nero ship"

[@audeobellicus]

You should change the name to [ytp] Star Trek Spock is a Dick to Kirk and emotionally compromised Lol

[@elgranlugus7267]

+Swordsmanof Satsuma MUM!! *pucnhes you*

[@audeobellicus]

+Prince Marth XD *kirk grunt*

[@elgranlugus7267]

***** get him off the ship

[@verniermoon6218]

you should have called it spock beats the crap out of everything long warm towel giving simulator 2015

[@johnnyboy6429]

When he takes the medal off I died

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

The funny part about rewarding him for cheating on the test is that in the original timeline, Kirk did get a commendation for inventive thinking for hacking the Kobayashi Maru test.

[@figure830]

Out Of The Chair

[@zekramnordran9526]

*violently forces Kirk off the chair*

[@emeraldmann1329]

I don’t know why but I really do love that stupid fuckin bit with Sulu forgetting the parking brake

[@wren7300]

2:41 I see no edit

[@timgodin2114]

Hauled on way too much chronic, cousin Larry ,hurts to laugh might need more.

[@loganspropshop]

My reaction to R2D2 blew my mind

[@alexjones2679]

I was 100% expecting "I married your mother, because I married your mother"

[@awesometwitchy]

I know it's been 8 years but have we verified whether the parking break was on or not? Asking for a friend.

[@jetli1624]

Is the parking break on ?

[@angelastelladoda9749]

Kirk: *exist* Spock: RAUUGGGH

[@mort3official404]

MAAAA! *pawnch*

[@CJPrime931]

Next time on Star Trek... Spock becomes emotionally constipated!

[@RIMovieCorner]

Is the parking brake on?

[@jeffborders5526]

*captain found to be unfit to serve as captain. *The next captain found to be unfit to serve as captain. "Shucks let's just re install the first captain then." -disney rationale

[@xiaodanny5288]

I always come back to this video, it’s so funny

[@Alto_C]

5:57 Scotty after witnessing kirk getting his ass handed to him: "I like this ship!"

[@jackmino729]

5:27 "Why does he choke himself?" Spock's hit that put him on the console was to the neck

[@Enkarashaddam]

spock keeps getting emotionally compromised

[@MigGames7274]

Kirk:i like the fact to beat your test Spock:your father failed

[@kl4969]

lol Constantly taking back Kirk's medal

[@silenceofthehills]

The ending LOL! Muah!!!

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Sarek's face LMAOOOO

[@SiamHossain7]

5:13 I lost it.

[@ivanwilliams6673]

"YOU FEEL NOTHING!"

[@noratheelk3729]

9 years ago

[@cmcanimations9970]

Guess Spock gets hitting people from his dad

[@kelhunter2212]

dude ive watched like 100 ytb and this is the best one out there seriously XD i have never laughed so hard

[@cayk481]

the last scene with sarek....

[@class444swr3]

Lol the enterprise has a handbrake.

[@ClimateEatBurger]

Star Trek Kirks Abuse By Spock

[@UltraNativeGaming]

You are a pilot right uhhh no

[@miketruck9197]

The test itself is a test, isn't it?

[@davedexter1583]

MAAAAHHHHH *punch*

[@NakedSnake64]

This is great

[@jamesthedragon2344]

6:50 Bad idea...

[@fergusmaclachlan1404]

Sylar.

[@dcm971able]

Lungworms! lol

[@Bozothcow]

Hilarious! Keep it up!

[@ladybug0126]

Spock has a problem lol 😃.

[@thenightcapnebulapod]

FIRE EVERYTHING!

[@OmegaFoogle]

5:31 XD