AM Me vs. PM Me

I promise this is the last day for dry shampoo... and tonight I'm not going to drink, go on my phone, or fall asleep in my make-up 😅 #nobonesday #comedy #amvspm
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[@66CJMatt]

I have the morning grocery store me that buys all the fruits and veggies and no junk food, and then the after dinner me who is opening a bag of chocolate chips because I didn't buy any snacks...

[@cherylhee9762]

So funny 😂

[@decuevas244]

Me too!!! Hysterical

[@lindaseel9986]

Oh can I relate to that! 😂

[@jackie7796]

Y E S

[@mimharries4349]

I did not expect this to be how I learned what a "no bones day" is, but here we are.

[@ourprologue]

Lol

[@jennyruizdiaz9553]

Me too!

[@christinacooper8220]

I had no idea what the bones day was till this video.

[@IAmJustR]

oh theres a NAME!? oh ok 😂

[@sherylAA]

those doggy snuggles at the end is everything :)

[@jayes8191]

I’ve solved the “wearing makeup to bed” thing. I stopped wearing it several years ago, not even lipstick. 💄 That’s probably not realistic for a cute young KZbinr, but my god, IT IS SOOOO FREEING! And I was deep into the cosmetics counter. I’m pretty sure Nordstrom’s saw a dip in their revenue that year.

[@Rood67]

I find a woman, even with acne more attractive than one trying to resurrect the Tammy Faye Spackle look of make-up applied with a concrete trowel.

[@barbieblue3336]

I hear ya

[@jodiuhron1979]

Oddly enough, the pandemic has disrupted my makeup routine, lol. Once I got sick with Covid in March 2020 (I’m ok… got asthma from it, but I’m ok) and I was sick for a few weeks, I just didn’t put makeup on and then didn’t feel like it after I was better. Only when I have to put it on (and it’s been replaced because it was old).

[@danieldavis3035]

I don't wear it either. It's so freeing!

[@abipoole2859]

I definitely go through very distinct and different phases of makeup use in my life. Right now, I just try not to put any expectations onto myself about it and only wear it if I feel like it. Strangely enough, I basically collect it, but not specifically to wear it. I mostly just like to swatch it on my arm. Hey, it’s harmless, right?

[@zaynamoore]

Totally me, EVERYDAY. Some days I nail it but mostly I procrastinate. Nothing to do with life since Covid, I've always been this way. Thanks for the laughs. :D

[@janicesaunders4769]

Yeah, I feel very seen in the video and I'm not sure that's a good thing 😂😂

[@nikkidinezza9596]

This is me but FLIPPED 🤣 AM me is a zombie with zero motivation but PM me could conquer the world. I'm pretty sure my whole dad's side of the family has wicked delayed sleep phase disorder and even wickeder ADHD. I wonder what Penn's AM/PM video would be like? 🤔

[@christenford3864]

Same. I will make a whole list of what I am going to do and how early I am gonna wake up. Cut to 8a and my kids running around me with nothing done😆

[@average13]

I’m the same way!

[@jennieblanks6201]

Same! Love to see that

[@BlacksGodDaughter]

My husband and I are like this 😂

[@alisonbrandon9059]

My husband’s like Kim, but I’m the opposite!

[@heliagrey]

This is me… absolutely flipped. AM me is the groggy, flannel yeti from the night before who can’t be trusted with human interaction. PM me is starting major projects at 10pm and trying to make plans with friends.

[@thedeadscript]

I am the same I can do nothing till 6pm then want to do a weeks worth of tasks when its 10pm

[@auntiekristie]

Same! ✨👯‍♀️✨

[@LizzieMcT]

I hope Heather appreciates your card. You put so much effort into picking one out for her!

[@babybree175]

Lol

[@jacquelineharper-simmons12]

Your funny

[@sanjurook]

Wow you remembered Heather... you're one up on me.

[@sarahsheartshome]

Spot on. But then there’s also the one who is full of ambition for the morning and the things she’s going to do better or even just DO that next next day…. And then she wakes up…. And she’s tired and just wants to chill all day! Or! Completely forgot what she planned to do the night before! 😂

[@mandiwolfe6631]

Meeeeeeeeeeee 🙋🏻‍♀️😆

[@nikan7704]

Yes that's me!!😅

[@aerynsunx]

Oh, yes! I know who *she* is so well. lol 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@hislivelystone]

Yes. I have it switched-PM me is motivated and has ideas. AM me just wants to sleep and get through the day.

[@nina-mill]

Yup!🙋🏻‍♀️

[@leener33gmail]

For decades, I've been talking about how night me is never kind to morning me.

[@CheriJ11]

The hair and dry shampoo!!!! I thought I was the only person who felt like drying her hair was soooo much work that I’d keep putting off washing it! Thanks for letting me know I’m not alone there!

[@Ellulellu]

I thought I'm alone too, glad I'm not. I can't use dry shampoo with red hair but luckily they don't look dirty that easily, just itchy 😂

[@pamela5250]

Yes! I’d rather wash my jeep than blow dry my hair!!! Seems like it takes the same amount of time lol

[@kathysorensen1021]

I feel better knowing others feel that way...

[@maureenmiaullis6427]

I don't dry my hair with hair dryer at all. I towel it, brush it, then air dry.

[@monique7885]

After the first clip I was like “this is so me”😆 nailed everything except I don’t drink

[@RJ-mw2gw]

😂 Same!

[@ItsAMbutyoutubechangedmyname]

Same here 🤣🤣 don't drink and I don't care about my phone

[@myrtlebeachsara]

Same lol

[@normarejuvenatedbudgeter8268]

☕️ coffee instead of wine 🍷 but you nailed it lol 😂 especially the dry shampoo!!!! “So me”

[@JulieStones]

Thanks for putting out so much relatable family content. It is quiet enjoyable to see those creative mind juices you squeezed into a consumable concentrate!

[@theholdernessfamily]

Thanks for watching!

[@melodyplatz3159]

*Picks up the dog an inch and drops her.* No bones. Penn: She’s two!

[@tamis479]

Awe I absolutely love Sonny, your dog. Retrievers are my favorites, love their faces. I got sidetracked, I meant to comment how you nailed the AM & PM, however mine are reversed 🤣

[@laurad3497]

I appreciate you explaining that. I am 36 and do not have TickTock.

[@justinpendergrass841]

Y'all need to do a version of that for Penn😂 love y'all's videos, keep it up👍

[@erinburke3314]

You have accurately represented my 24-hr routine . . .especially the Halloween candy and the wine! The worst is, night time me often affects morning me.

[@heidismith7467]

😂😂

[@LynneC44]

Ugh. Me too! But it’s all for our health. 😂

[@karafuller3033]

"Folding laundry while I watch tv" is me, except replace laundry with ironing. Yeah, I haven't ironed for at least a year.

[@snowwhitepeak]

I haven't ironed in nearly 20 years! 😂

[@pjp9383]

@@snowwhitepeak I have used my iron twice in the last 10 years. For crafting...

[@cherylhee9762]

Who irons any more? Dryer to hanger!

[@kristimullen7072]

I love how real y’all are

[@taeyeonssmile5535]

I don't know when, but my "AM Me" left the building with Elvis. Now, it's all PM 24/7. At least I have no guilt for not finishing anything!!!

[@goldiloks08]

Idk why the fact that Kim knows what a “bones day” is makes me so happy.

[@evansfamily8156]

I will be uber optimistic the night before. "Yeah!, I cleaned the disgusting sink! What else can I win at tomorrow?!" Setting alarms and reminders. And then, "Meh, another 30 minutes in bed won't kill my day." 2 hours later, still in bed and watching Holderness videos, trailers to old movies I am really not interested in except 'so-and-so' said making that film altered their relationship with 'so-and-so'. I can cut and color my hair tomorrow. We have 3/4 of a rotisserie chicken in the fridge, that will do for dinner. Damn, I will need to make some more rice, ooh, do we have instant potatoes?

[@ScotHarkins]

I've done the laundry all 33 years of our marriage. So thankful I married a non-makeup spouse!

[@stephanieleon5970]

I’m the total opposite! I’m a night owl by nature, so I get energy at like 10 pm, and make plans to get up early and do #AllTheThings…and then morning rolls around, and morning me is like, “HECK NAW.” Every. Time.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

SAME!!!

[@auntiekristie]

Around 9pm I get a wave of motivation and energy until about 1am. I’ve learned to just embrace it. When I wake up the next day, I’m always surprised by what I accomplished the night before.

[@jenniferbaker102]

Omg I love this family!!! I relate so much to them. My husband also has ADHD and I see us in these guys so much!! Love the videos keep them coming!

[@Sweet_Melissa22]

I can't say this is so me because my AM self isn't that peppy and doesn't look as good as you do Kim. I'm not a morning person. Love your videos, can't wait for next one!!!😊

[@danavassos9058]

I'm laughing... to keep from crying.

[@katiewong1547]

This is both me, and the opposite of me. I'm never motivated in the morning, and then 8 pm hits and I'm ready to cook all the things, do the laundry, wash the dishes, vacuum the house... etc. Or I just get nothing done during AM or PM.

[@hemaccabe4292]

Love the video. So real. Helps to know other people out there deal with the same things.

[@maryellenerikson1397]

Kim, you are beautiful, hilarious, and know us so well! I am tossing my a.m. to do list in the trash right now because it is p.m, the family is in bed so I can't work on it anyway and there are KZbin videos to watch. :) I could fold laundry while I watch, but then where would my drinks and snacks go?

[@kinetic.finley]

Those crossed out and replaced word cards mean more to me because I find them hilarious and I completely understand the struggle 😅

[@emerald2700]

The second one (with slight changes) was me studying anything for school when I was younger.

[@rubioblack]

I love that she's wearing a "FOMS" hoodies.

[@gummybesr1114]

All of your content is literally SO relatable!!!

[@terrab2633]

Hahaha I’m totally the opposite 🤣 I have all these great ideas in the pm and in the am I’m like well… maybe later..

[@cindymatsumoto5989]

So funny!!! Totally relate to this! Thank you all for your sweet videos.

[@jansean2497]

Sunny’s martyred look at the end when you pull her in for a hug.

[@MomtoaFullHouse]

I am the exact opposite. I have all these great plans at night before going to bed and forget about it by the time morning comes. I'm not a morning person, so also I'm just really tired and slow to wake up. LOL Evening comes and I'm disappointed in myself and plan for tomorrow to be better! Pattern repeats. *sigh*

[@MikeSimoneLV]

OMG, this is, by far, the most relatable thing I've ever seen

[@cellano5223]

That pupper at the end. 😍 I'd love to see more of her.

[@jomariemartinez1710]

That dry shampoo moment is SOOOOO MEEE!! 🤷‍♀️🙋‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I'll just put it in a bun....yet again. 😉👍

[@MrShark-no3bq]

I’m not the only one! Thanks for your realistic portrayal of life.

[@sisanmcneil]

That’s me everyday 😂😂😂 Didn’t even realize it was a thing until now 😂😂😂

[@pams6088]

Once again, you all nailed it! This is me!!

[@theholdernessfamily]

Glad it's not just me!

[@Adi-wf8zc]

Love this episode!!! SO ME!! Thanks for making me laugh!

[@jennadolezal8570]

I think you're my long lost twin 😂😂🤣 lol!!! Love your sense of humor - I cry laughing at all your videos. Seriously so true!!

[@annbrookens945]

Hoo boy, can I relate! I have such great plans for what I'll do the next day, but by the time it's daylight I kind of adjust my expectations...downward.

[@peggycarlyle6409]

Love this SO MUCH!!!!❤️

[@skival]

Thank you for explaining the Bones thing! I saw a sticker with that and had no clue.

[@TRUTHseeker-101]

Most of this is me, but the opposite 😆. I usually am up at night thinking of great ideas or cleaning, and have a hard time getting up in the morning.

[@melaniehess8224]

The recreate Pinterest idea is so me! LOL

[@BrokenPencilArts]

I CANNOT believe how accurate this is to my life. Especially the part about eating the kids halloween candy. In that situation I'm actually the kid who's getting all her Reese's stolen my a hungry peanutbutter monster so I can relate.

[@susanhoch2677]

So much truth!!! I feel so validated now!

[@madmommy]

I might have to try “no bones” with my cat every morning

[@maggiecarter2604]

I particularly relate to the hair and the plants, and the card. 😉

[@blugreen123]

Thank you for explaining about the "no bones" thing. I've felt so put of the loop!

[@wendyg.2664]

OMG This ME! The A.M. me has such grand plans for the day, but usually only 1 or NONE of those things happen by the time the evening rolls around! 😅

[@SlaveofAdonai]

The best excuse: I was *going* to, but then I didn’t.

[@nicolelove7735]

🤣 I fill my wine glass to the top just like that lol

[@sallymay1685]

“Like you heather” I can’t- 😂

[@patriciasalem3606]

Soooooo me. I have done literally ALL of these. Also, John Pinette: "Salad is not food. Salad is a promissory note that food is coming." 😉

[@Dermatillomaniac]

I came here to be entertained and feel so called out!! When I say "I'll do it in the morning" it ain't happening 😝

[@Bella_edits11]

That’s so funny and that’s literally me:)

[@purpleebchan]

this was everything, everything i needed.

[@cotswoldpianist]

This just demonstrates that you sleep really well! You are so good to go in the morning!!

[@janebug8225]

This is so awesome! This family always makes me smile! 100 percent accurate! 😂😂😂

[@valeriekonitshek9455]

This is so me, lol!!!

[@garlandajoyce1980]

lol this was SO accurate! We love Noodles the pug too, no bones days are always my fav 😃

[@darcys2270]

Best video. She is so funny and I totally relate!!!

[@thatkayleegirl50]

Yes!! Every single day! I literally decided last night I’d just use a wet towel to wipe off product build up that shows on my hair in the morning 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@sherribaker1546]

Oh my goodness! This is SO me! I was laughing so hard!

[@ruby3184]

Love all of your videos and can relate to so many things! I do so so many of them. 😁😁😁

[@aspiringauthorerinrail2890]

Haha! PM Kim is a mood! 🤣

[@b.bailey8244]

lol the dry shampoo bit!

[@melodybucker3803]

I have conversations with am, and pm me! Like bargaining with myself over which one does the chores. Sometimes we really don't like each other. A bit crazy??? Naaahhhh

[@virginiamoreland9059]

OMG. I am EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of these. LOL!!!

[@tennesseewhiskey9004]

Every single one of these is me. Every day!

[@jasminescott6413]

Love her ! I can always relate :)

[@karenadams8642]

Man, the workout clothes in the morning and then sleeping in them that night and telling myself I’ll workout the next day! My husband cracked up and said that’s just like you😆 and the make up removal and laundry, who has the energy for that at night!

[@deborahlohr3840]

This is so funny!!!! I especially liked the graduation card and the Christmas craft. Just like me!!!Love you folks!❤❤❤❤

[@callahantics7731]

I love this more than I can say. Truest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@tresaduckworth1200]

I too am planing my days according to Noodles the Oracle Pug… ❤️

[@Linzerita]

So needed this!

[@jolenethetoolwomantaylor5973]

I really thought it was only me…but as usual you nailed it!!

[@panther36]

The dry shampoo is sooooo relatable

[@DaralynS]

Completely relatable! I was dying at the Halloween candy. Ummm…me everyday since Sunday.

[@ruskrewed]

Its a no bones day everyday for me 😂 only difference between am and pm me is that while am me is over it pm me is really over it - love you guys your vids always are the best

[@mezagarner4427]

So this pug is kinda symbolic to Groundhogs day. Meaning if the pug stands up it’s all good, vs stay down no good, Groundhog sees his shadow more winter, vs if he doesn’t spring will come.

[@theholdernessfamily]

very similar - will it be a lazy day or a productive day?

[@mezagarner4427]

@@theholdernessfamily exactly!!! I love y’all’s videos they made my day so much better, God brought this video to me for a reason thank you!!! Y’all’s laughter is an escape for me!!!

[@jenitoten2212]

LoL switch the AM with PM and that's my daily energy levels

[@meemawdiana5102]

I can't!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This is my life 🤣🤣🤣

[@expatfamilylive9041]

Hugging Sunny at the end was sooooo sweeeeet)))))

[@KristenAllerton]

This is me but in reverse 😂 Lots of hopeful ambitions for the morning and how productive I’ll be all day, and then I hit the snooze about 30 times and almost never follow through with my daily goals 😬 #whoops

[@mizzycutenezz]

Kim, you gotta explain the story behind Mommy tax! It's absolutely genius!

[@sheilaperl4155]

Sunny, the boneless dog! Too cute!

[@leshaylynn5057]

Same but flipped! I'm a total night owl and zombie in the morning. I go to bed with a whole list of stuff I'm going to accomplish, but rarely get to all of it lol

[@shellbell2272]

This is me except the opposite, as I lay in bed I think of how awesome I will be the next day. I will wake up on time, make an amazing breakfast for my kids, do their hair cute, excise, clean, make a healthy dinner and stay off my phone. As soon as morning hits, my brain has forgotten all, I sleep in and it’s all down hill from there. I also don’t drink coffee so I can tell from this video Kim does. ;)

[@TRUTHseeker-101]

Same! No coffee here either:(.

[@margaretanncarno4014]

This is so me!!

[@melaniev4390]

Hysterical. I feel all this. I am such a morning person, and by dinner I am dead.