AMAZING TALES from SPACE STATION 13! (Well, mostly)

[@MrSourceMan]

Fire does indeed forgive many sins. BUT NOT AS MANY SINS AS AMARIS' FINE MEAT MEAT-SAUCE! NOW WITH 800% MORE SODIUM!

[@spacrgg7172]

It’s organic

[@gigastrike2]

@@spacrgg7172 Amaris's scientists told him salt isn't even a living thing, but he had them executed. So who's laughing now?

[@spacrgg7172]

@@gigastrike2 idk what you guys are actually talking about I thought he was talking about the human hamburgers so I called them organic

[@gigastrike2]

@@spacrgg7172 I thought we were talking about meat sauce.

[@cycoticmongoose]

DID YOU KNOW IT ALSO DOUBLES AS A SUNSCREEN?

[@liirha]

Okay, the Chef one had me laughing a LOT. The editing there was TOP notch. Also nice to hear Mike randomly voicing people.

[@billhanson2147]

Agree I like this short style.

[@cycoticmongoose]

I know you love doing the typical lengthy style of SS13 videos but I have to say I really enjoy these edited versions as well!

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Ramsey: "What the hell is this burger made from?!?" Checkers: "Yes."

[@Tathanic]

meat, why do you ask?

[@hinty6424]

Chef: Ladies and Gents, may I present to you, the newest creation from our kitchen, the Crew Burger! Customer: Oh! Clever name. Because you created it for the crew right? Chef: Uh.. yeeees? Yes. Lets go with that.

[@sealessseadog2735]

"I am going to report you" "oh" **grinder noises**

[@Mechator_Rex]

Lost opportunity: Snails: "friends who can do the work you do, just faster."

[@scottmacgregor3444]

Head chef cheerfully grinds up every corpse he can find and serves them as burgers to the living. That checks out. Well... Checkers out.

[@ChimeraArchive]

That meat grinder is like.....100% haunted now. The station is gonna blow up. the grinder will survive, get salvaged and reused, and the next space station will feast on haunted flesh that consumes the living from within.

[@JordanBl]

It's only 100% haunted when it starts producing meat without having anything put into it, and no testing can determine what the source of the meat is.

[@SirusDiarota]

Erm...This is pretty normal for a ss13 grinder, really...

[@zephyr4299]

You dont question the grinder. The last guy who checked it out was shoved in by the clown

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

@@JordanBl That sounds like an SCP! I like it.

[@theblackpantslegion]

This is a wonderful cycle of cursed items

[@seamusbernstock8557]

The editing of the chef section worked so well with how that round was going.

[@unktheunk1428]

I remember that Chef round, There were like 6 separate Heads of Personel. interesting to juggle as an IAA

[@theblackpantslegion]

Some stations just want to see the world burn

[@unktheunk1428]

@@theblackpantslegion don't we all?

[@SFred104]

You know one day i also wondered what happened if you eat a monkey cube, NO EAT MONKAY

[@Whipster-Old]

Loved this format. Still like the other formats you use for SS13 content, but this made me laugh too.

[@BaronNate]

I just discovered this, late to the party, but I'm here and didn't know my life needed this in it until today. My entire life was a lie and wasted up til this point. Now it has meaning. Space Station 13 stories.

[@thomasrazim1591]

Oh man, you gotta get crow to try his hand at editing SS13 more often. This is top tier shit.

[@manuellorenzo4655]

The BPL podcast is already the top one on google search, goes to show we all go through the entire credits.

[@addis1004]

Getting Mike involved in these videos is a hilarious twist.

[@Dr-Weird]

When in doubt. Meat is the answer

[@squatchhammer7215]

How's the hand?

[@Dr-Weird]

@@squatchhammer7215 currently exploring the folds of my colon......it is delightful

[@meatybtz]

They've all been ground to burger meat in Checker's Machine (sung to "they've all been ground to sausage meat in thunderbach's machine")

[@justmutantjed]

Oh man, the voice bits Mike put in... that was choice. The skeleton bit was excellent!

[@georgewbushcenterforintell147]

I was a cook at a fine dining restaurant . One of the most popular side dishes was steamed spinach . I put spinach in a sandwich bag out a lump of butter and S/P microwave 40 sec on high . people love it .

[@blackraptor311]

Right. Stop that. It silly. Very silly indeed. Started off as another day at a space station. And now it just got silly.

[@Sherudons]

Well... maybe not the best thing to start with when eating ribs... he was tasty at least I guess.

[@squatchhammer7215]

Tex going all Chinese restaurant on the dog...

[@GojiKaichou]

So was it my imagination, or did one of the random crew members in the chef segment get possessed by the ghost of Stefan Amaris?

[@ninogislon4108]

we need more edited videos like this they are amazing

[@jnol9009]

Great job guys. Got a good laugh. Nice to hear Mike in there!

[@STSGingie]

I am really enjoying this edited SS13s. The rhythm and pacing is brilliant. I was falling over in stitches every time the meat grinder went off.

[@roberte2945]

"I'm the CMO and I'm gonna report you." _"Oh."_

[@puppetpuppet5972]

The Amaris hidden in most videos gets me every time.

[@mikeekim6314]

This reminds me of the cook from Ernest goes to camp, just with more murder and less eggzeronious.

[@johnm7838]

CHICKEN POT PIE

[@Wastelandman7000]

OK Hannibal! LOL

[@OOZ662]

SS13 content that doesn't take 1/6th of the waking day to watch? Sign me up.

[@FaceIntoKeyboard]

GRINDING INTENSIFIES.

[@PromplesFinkleberg]

I'm really digging the new editing style. Works really well and is really funny. Adds a good punch!

[@Mr.Praetor]

Top notch work as always. Hats off to the editor as well

[@DMgrue1996]

The editing was great and I love the voices mike did. But I think I personally prefer the old school style. Tex's calm ramblings has almost a ASMR quality to it with the unedited gameplay. It gives me the SteveMRE feels. Anyways. Thanks for the great video. Sorry for the dumb criticism but hey, you asked.

[@thumb-ugly7518]

The moment you said, "let’s fight the cow." I spewed Blue Bell Birthday Cake Ice Cream on the screen. I don’t know why it was so funny to my but I’m glad it was. Totally worth cleaning a screen. Thank yall for this video.

[@xilpes6254]

Love the Editing! Good job on this one Tex

[@kydebmun6928]

I like the edited versions

[@troglodyte5991]

Hell yeah, the editing on this one is excellent

[@potatoradio]

Tex broke The Skellington Kings well... everything.

[@GorthMohogany]

It's a nice way to re-frame past vids, but then you miss out on a lot of great stuff that happened for new vids. I'm all for the long form ramblings of a madman!

[@DragonoftheRust]

Next time, monkey burgers

[@thoraxe2372]

Now I wanna see Tex do GOrdon Ramsey shit in Overcooked

[@jeph115]

Every single fucking video of SS13 is amazing for the sole fact that everything gets completely fucked in barely a minute of everyone playing.

[@lemonbot4906]

Who knew blending can fix everything!

[@GGPlex_]

When the the moon hits you’re eye like the clown in the sky that’s amore

[@DIEGhostfish]

Waaitaminnute that second one is a snappily edited version of a classic!

[@melochin8237]

First story looks like an ordinary kebap bistro. Pretty tame one , actually

[@magenta4926]

More spessmans is always nice I prefer the long videos though. I enjoy Tex's rambling.

[@Doctor_Jekyll]

Tom as HoS is cursed. t. Sec officer

[@dangerm52]

The bloody back room is great

[@csmead209]

God damned, Goon is freaking lax. They will not let you use a corpse for cooking on Skyrat. Edit: they will allow us to breed mice for meat

[@BunnyHoppin-]

Thank the honkmother I play on tg. That sounds like a retarded limitation 4noraisen

[@MithrilRoshi]

Oh god this was funny as hell! XD

[@jloran244]

My friend is the sole reason xenobotany got patched.

[@robrib2682]

That sounds like a fun time

[@Captain1nsaneo]

This sounds like a story, I would like to hear this story.

[@jloran244]

@@Captain1nsaneo >round start >be xenobotanist traitor >walk around to cargo and order exotic seeds "for science" >order gets delivered >do xenobotany stuff to figure out what genes do what >find seed packet that produces advanced mutation toxin >ohboy.wav >make bluespace tomato plant with thorns and kudzu vines >add gene that produces mutation toxin >by now people over the radio are wondering aloud if it'll be a quiet shift after all >make several copies of the doomsday vines >grab wrench >unwrench hydroponics tray and pull it around >get Emag card via tele-link >go to library with tray >plant seed and book it >emag door on the way out so it stays open >repeat process for arrivals and 4 other places scattered about the station >thisiswherethefunbegins.png >"hey we got space vines in the library we need engineering over there" >engineers grab welding gear and get to work >4 of them total >first one gets caught tangled in the vines and the thorns inject the toxin into them >he melts into a slime blob >the one got careless and stepped on a bluespace tomato >random teleport to space >oops_no_internals.mp4 >eventually they clear out the library at the cost of 2 lives >"hey theres vines in arrivals" >"hey we got some in the kitchen" >"yall never cleared out the ones in cargo" >it became too much >shuttle called >in the chaos i completed the objective of stealing the hand tele >as i arrive in evac hall an engineer is bravely holding back a tide of vines from maint tunnels >pat on the back and say "keep up the good work" >noone suspects a thing >shuttle launches succeed as traitor.

[@jloran244]

@@Captain1nsaneo Basically Vines would grow at such a fast rate they would overtake the entire station.

[@Captain1nsaneo]

@@jloran244 Thanks!

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

1:05 At first, I mistook the letter "o" on the cook book for asterisks. So, for a few seconds, I thought that it said C**k B**k. Also, *hot dog POCKETS?!* Oh god, why..?

[@BeavisSaves]

I love a chef as incompetent as myself. I once served a deep fried urinal cake on TG and someone ate it.

[@DarkysLPs]

Love the new format

[@DonaldWWitt]

Damn it Tex, YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT A "BBQ BURGER BUFFET!!!"

[@KarlRosner]

Now I want burgers....

[@waxblastt]

Thank God the retail industry is doing better in space

[@genesisswift384]

I remember that qm episode

[@OptimusShr]

Wasn't the first part a Simpsons treehouse of horror segment?

[@DonaldWWitt]

Yep, Fat Mrs. Krabappel had QUIET the effect in my young mind...

[@GojiKaichou]

So SS13 is either in some way connected to the Golden Corral they dumped Amaris' corpse behind, or.. ghosts can travel? I dunno. Spess is complicated. Leave me alone.

[@LT__Jackson]

This will be fun

[@TheBallisticzero]

Even thou I love the long form, I really want to see more of these Shenanigans. Cause we all know, 420/69 = the golden RaTiOoOoOo!

[@tssteelx]

Did your grind up that dog!!!! Also why does that crown wearing skeleton sound like Stephen Ameris?

[@medicindisquise4271]

Excellent pin choice.

[@walt_man]

Watched this offline, then online DOUBLE VIEWS!? *Boom algorithms *

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

do it! >:)

[@karrackhalcyon8826]

Fantastic as usual gents

[@dennisthompson7921]

I MADE THE CREDITS! BEST $5 EVER!

[@lc7581]

LET'S SAUSAGE!

[@DrTarte]

Find myself coming back to this video for the Fart version of Flip Flap. Not sure how to find it on Bensound, but it's good stuff

[@snurkle_dorf4091]

No soylent green?

[@Qmodi]

i need to know what episode it was for the burgertown

[@GasMaskMan89]

Delish Hoffa Hamburger

[@NoahAmber]

Good shit tell Mike to keep it up

[@gallendugall8913]

meating room

[@RetroCat969]

I think we all know what this chef would do while catering for a furry convention

[@philipkelly7369]

What crimes against humanity are we committing today, BPL?

[@Chanicle]

would you be willing to post the unedited versions? I miss watching the longplays

[@j0s4u82]

What server the 0:00 video was in?

[@zestfisher565]

Chef Memes! WOO

[@irradiatedslagheap7933]

I need to know for certain - did you catch the guy who was gonna report you? Did he meat his end that day?

[@SovietGrazz]

Is there a full version of the chef one out there? On twitch or something perhaps?

[@jamesc.2054]

A bunch of GunTubers (including Warrior Poet Society) just had their Discords banned. Rumors of a purge of firearms channels across KZbin are flying around. Some have been taken down already. Paul Harrell, Hickok45, Demolition Ranch, T-Rex Arms, etc. are all on the chopping block potentially. I know there's plenty of crossover on this channel, so if you get a chance, please encourage folks to upload their content to alternative tech platforms like Rumble, BitChute, etc. Also, look into alternatives to Discord, Twitter, and Facebook.

[@sauerkids9254]

first one: YES GRIND THE FURRY, skeleton dropping burgers, and covert manburgers

[@Jago-mw4vc]

Bring back the longer videos! I wanna see the full length stuff!

[@azericthetraveller6355]

Might I ask, what is the server you are playing on in the chef bit?

[@DaylandWolf]

what happened in that first 2 hours gap???

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

More

[@johnm7838]

BBQ BURGER EXTRAVAGANZA not BBBQ BURGER BUFFET BONUS BONANZA. (The Extra B is for "BYOBB") My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@DonaldWWitt]

THE BOUNTIFUL BBBQ BURGER BUFFET BONUS BONANZA!!!

[@papaibrcgamer2643]

Furry Meat

[@Treepuncher1211]

If i wanted i could be the first dislike on this video

[@Treepuncher1211]

Also the outro music slaps

[@rindisomanly4092]

Currently, the world gene banks hold about 40,000 bean varieties, although only a fraction are mass-produced for regular consumption