SS13: FUNNY BUSINESS (A Clown Antag Story)

[@theblackpantslegion]

Done up by the Wonderful NurseVO (Hire Her) kzbin.infovideos

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

WELL DONE TEX!! 🤪👍

[@MadAsgardian]

That's some mighty fine editing, ma'am.

[@mikecampos1193]

It's nice seeing you're going back to the roots enjoy your weekend Tex.

[@NurseVO]

❤️

[@NurseVO]

Ah yes, another fun time

[@Notsoshady4891]

This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.

[@Kirkmaximus]

Fantastic editing for this video. Thank you Nurse!

[@justmutantjed]

Sharp job editing this!

[@deathblade111]

Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.

[@MethodiaLordae]

Nurse

[@themany7414]

"There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days." Oh how right you are in all too many ways

[@aMR5AvDeG]

ilon musk

[@chesterstevens8870]

The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

[@xilpes6254]

Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks

[@Mechabang]

Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body

[@jamiehughes5573]

Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn

[@StormShaun]

You've got too far, Tex! I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower! - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).

[@LordOfGilneas]

Lol XD

[@DIEGhostfish]

6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.

[@UnyieldingMass]

This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!

[@voidwalkerbruh7426]

Epic

[@h.a.9880]

Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.

[@Xinthar]

the old stagger defence

[@dwdarkwing1419]

That doesn't sound like me.

[@Cynidecia]

"HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"

[@ARCCommanderOrar]

"Oh wow" "Oh wow that's fun" Dead chat is amusing

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority

[@comproggi]

"By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg

[@Gunsong1]

Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine: Also Tex: piss filled water baloons. Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄 Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve. Me: aawww shit. Tex: not quite.

[@xilpes6254]

The pun? Excellent. The delivery? Poor. You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)

[@matthewbillings5894]

Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.

[@Karaksonen]

Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?

[@matthewbillings5894]

@@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.

[@asimplenobody7797]

That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.

[@carroboi2981]

An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.

[@benjamintodd5637]

If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.

[@Darkstar4451]

That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'

[@elijahgrimm8052]

Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13

[@FairseasX]

"That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.

[@Sanek-gw4cv]

put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all

[@gorionus9812]

i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that

[@Sanek-gw4cv]

@@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer

[@Tory-JJ]

-hits with scapel- I am a surgeon I am a do- explodes into gibs-

[@CD-is3uq]

Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.

[@Haloister]

I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.

[@playerstation3544]

Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.

[@SireBab]

Liking the condensed format of ss13!

[@gymnopedie5641]

>accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo Relatable

[@Sierra026]

And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!

[@fal1026]

This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣

[@TheSuicidalGiraffe]

I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience... I never grew back my eye brows

[@Kahrak]

Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad

[@unpotatoedsalmon]

I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded

[@dopeskone]

I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.

[@TheShadowwalker007]

Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂 I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure

[@America_Yea]

I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.

[@araulius2132]

"i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"

[@Immoralsalvage]

Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.

[@Kahrak]

Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done

[@Winterydee]

Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower! PRAISE z0rg!

[@_quick-math]

He is baaaack

[@Notsoshady4891]

Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏

[@awittypseudonym2520]

I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)

[@boldandbrash9447]

you're laughing he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing

[@BeavisSaves]

Praise the Honkmother!

[@adeludedpotato834]

will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling

[@Kasigil0]

an explosion is just a very big honk

[@AncientSlugThrower]

Great editing on this video.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Man that macro implant fucks hard

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

The final honk was a powerful one.

[@notfred1233]

Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.

[@timothymclean]

3:55: I think you mean burn-zo? 7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax? 11:15: The perfect crime!

[@tranz2deep]

The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*

[@custarddemustard2769]

Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff

[@gallendugall8913]

People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.

[@snootgamenotofficial]

I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator

[@cursor1011]

"Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.

[@robertb7293]

Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'. Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.

[@DaReaperZ]

"The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."

[@Bluematchhead]

Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.

[@ImperatorLizard]

Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.

[@USSRBot]

Good Job.

[@Maximum_Bacon]

Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death. This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.

[@breckeline]

10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously

[@destroidhak2556]

"What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"

[@Azmodaii]

Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.

[@bondfall0072]

This is the Joker origin story we deserve

[@justmutantjed]

I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!

[@drakevalentine8]

Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!

[@Monkeyking19991111]

Oh! thats, Bonkers!

[@dopeskone]

Some classic comfy madness

[@GaldirEonai]

Clown Antag. Oh god.

[@Starman_Dx]

Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.

[@Teulisch]

ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?

[@truemind1018]

If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.

[@ricktherock]

"Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.

[@Ray2ford]

Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.

[@Pilot067]

12:08 he has the last laugh

[@TheNerdForAllSeasons]

SS13 returns. We're back, lads.

[@Warficus]

silly and fun, that.... was what this was.

[@Karaksonen]

Praise the Honkmother.

[@hozic9929]

That's bombastic

[@Sneg0vic-x5q]

That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.

[@apathymanthemundane4165]

funny business indeed

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

Fun thrower time

[@MrBingogogo]

Never trust a clown

[@brianhenry152]

Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.

[@alid5383]

Yessss, yesssssssssss

[@Jimoshi1]

mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.

[@hoodedxvi346]

He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice

[@ZiggEnt86]

That was amusing

[@invisibleraiden3349]

Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.

[@jimdee5319]

I loved this

[@dirgesinger1382]

Let the circus commence!

[@crispwhitesheets2175]

WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!

[@zebulonpike7559]

Praise z0rg!

[@quaintgentleman344]

OH GOSH GUYS! I DON'T THINK TEX IS HJONKING AROUND THIS TIME!

[@therealstarplatinum]

I love your voice it's nice to listen

[@crankfastle3061]

Very, very funny

[@OUTFXD]

Hey! Whats that clown think hes doing?

[@shaman666]

ah classic bonkers

[@joewalsh4713]

Nice

[@clownintraining5944]

what is this game??? i kinda wanna try it out.

[@zaldronthesage]

HENK HENK