Why I Went To Hospital (again)

[@naomiwilcox869]

Phil said “your physical health is important” and Dan said “your mental health is important” and I love them both for that

[@ainsleyviolet5830]

They're literally keeping me alive

[@hahaha7886]

Ainsley Violet same tbh

[@lemonman7705]

Woah woah!! I made it 2k :))

[@lostinspace3946]

@@lemonman7705 it as true xD

[@businessrat9918]

Same ngl

[@dorsamoezzi]

im CRYING OF COURSE PHIL WOULD CALL HIS COLON A MARIO KART COURSE

[@kazootime6993]

DO DO DOO DO DO DO DO DOOOO DOOOD DO DOOOO

[@laggyhuman4169]

only phil hgfgvfgf

[@its_just_seb]

honestly what did it for me was the doctor's "reduce the sedative a bit"

[@kin4386]

I wanna see that now. DLC course.

[@valeficent3377]

JustSeb that got me cracking up a lot

[@canine.calamity]

‘i need to stop saying slit’ oh Phil if only you could see where you’re at today

[@marandahickey6487]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@axescilias]

or him this month on stream jus saying "SLIT SLIT SLIT"

[@auniqueaccountname]

I swear, Phil could be dying but because he’s the main character of his own story he somehow lives

[@somestormiscoming4369]

That is somehow true

[@kyrbii1243]

he got that plot armour

[@reilly_17]

OMG YES! 😂

[@thecaptainnoodles]

your account name isn't unique i feel betrayed

[@Natalie-101]

Plot armor, but this time it's entirely deserved

[@candley_1263]

When you accidentally inhale a bee in your sleep and it stings your colon giving you horrible cramps

[@pennyaldente]

wait, what

[@InfiniteIzzy]

it be like that sometimes

[@vocasoti]

Hate when that happens, but the bees are so cute 😔

[@renu0091]

@@InfiniteIzzy it 🐝 like that sometimes*

[@orie._.]

Relatable

[@hwren9845]

As someone who's had to have, over the past year: multiple smear tests, vaginal surgery, a camera shoved down my throat and into my stomach, had to pee in front of three people while my bladder was monitored, and am now having bowel issues which will probably require a colonoscopy, I appreciate everyone being more open about these "embarrassing" health problems.

[@ht21]

Damnnn your year sounds like mine

[@artsyebonyrose]

I had a nightmare about smear tests last night, coincidentally enough. I hope you're doing okay atm

[@axixax_axax]

I had penis "surgery" when i was a kid

[@olliephelan]

@@axixax_axax Thats called a bris

[@hwren9845]

@@ht21 Oh no! I hope you're doing better now.

[@sebastianandersson554]

Imagine going through medical school for more than five years, specializing as a gastroenterologist afterwards and then having your whole career described as *”butt specialist”* on KZbin

[@calypsoshere1]

that’s what i thought- like maybe there’s a different specialist that he’s talking about but i assumed it was a gastroenterologist

[@valeriaanticona8702]

Its a proctologist

[@literallyjustella3252]

To be fair, if I didn't have Crohns Disease I wouldn't know what it was called either and called it a butt doctor😅

[@dangernoodle9961]

@@valeriaanticona8702 if you Google gastroenterologist the example is "commonly, colonoscopies are performed by gastroenterologists" so I'm gonna guess you can use both but they might do different things even if they both specialise in the same area.

[@sebastianandersson554]

@@dangernoodle9961 The professional field of asses reaches far and wide it would seem

[@felixsbakeria]

healthy drinking game: take a sip of water everytime he says butt or but

[@chiguru99]

oya?

[@Karla-jx6wo]

@@chiguru99 oya oya?

[@felixsbakeria]

Karla oya oya oya?

[@emunebula2975]

*Drowns*

[@rileygeekly3432]

Doing this one minute in i feel hydrated.

[@jessicablake7723]

My mom’s “butt specialists” name, I’m not kidding, is Dr. Butts. Talk about a perfect profession. I’ve always wondered if he chose his career path or if his name did.

[@starberriiemmy4382]

Jessica Blake That is freaking pErfEcTo

[@Zack-eq3ou]

My eye doctors last name was pronounced ‘doctor-eyes-enbomb’ I have no idea how to spell it though

[@JM-fu6vy]

Eisenbaum ?

[@fairlyaround]

My eldest brother, when he was a baby, had a cardiologist named Dr. Bubbles

[@oxylenx9226]

My dad’s doctor had a name of Dr. Elsaman.

[@eagora5757]

YES!!! As a medical student, I can say for sure: Doctors see thousand of butts!!! Unless you have, idk a tattoo of Shakira on your butt, we won't remember yours particularly! Stay safe and healthy yall!

[@false_positivity]

a shakira tattoo 😂

[@womppomp3542]

I know what tattoo I’m getting next

[@LunaLamperouge]

Damn, I guess I'm not seeing the doctor anymore.... 😔✊

[@amduschane]

Lol seems like you for sure remember that Shakira butt

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Speaking of butt tattoos What's the weirdest thing someone has had on their butt that you've seen as a medical student? Lol

[@cakesgrace]

“I’m pretty familiar with cameras” And hospitals, apparently

[@kindal5671]

Yup

[@serenleslie257]

Yeah

[@phk9425]

"you're dying, you are already dead, you died *yesterday* " jaklfja that part always gets me

[@jayk13th91]

As a girl, I'm just more baffled at the fact that so many things could fit in your pockets?? I can't even fit a phone or a pen in my jean pockets excuse me??

[@Nightbat1321]

Guys pockets are like a black hole dude they can hold a ton of stuff

[@minervasystem2005]

Same

[@spearblast950]

I'm a girl. And that's exactly why I wear mens jeans. They have very deep pockets

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

@@spearblast950 Same

[@miat1329]

@@spearblast950 wish I could do that but I'm to small to wear men's jeans

[@sebastianandersson554]

I did a colonoscopy without sedation and it ain’t painful just feels... really weird. I even wore, and got compliments from my nurse about, my AmazingPhil odd fox-socks during the procedure! To think it would come full circle like this not a year later... A true ass-blessing 😌🙏🍑

[@robinv6461]

🤣 sorry your comment makes me laugh out loud. I hope everything is ok

[@OriharaKaoru]

i've had all of my colonoscopies without sedation and that was some of the worst pain i've ever been in (i had active disease at the time). no idea why they didn't give me sedation. it was pure torture.

[@baguette4596]

Jesus, I did my colonoscopy under general anesthesia. I’m sure it wouldn’t be bad under sedation but I really wouldn’t want to be awake for that

[@womanking]

@@OriharaKaoru I've had them during active colitis flares without any drugs. Wasn't really painful just discomfort. Were you able to fully relax your whole body? That's the key. My mom got one when she was super stressed and she couldn't relax at all and even with muscle relaxers she was crying out in pain :(

[@Cmputer-nf3sv]

Do they lube up the camera thing

[@abigailm280]

As someone with Crohn’s disease who has had multiple colonoscopies and had to talk to doctors about all sorts of “embarrassing” symptoms, it’s so nice to hear you talking about your experience and helping to de-stigmatise it! Thank you

[@shayleeokayy]

Yes I have Crohn’s Disease also and thought the exact same thing!

[@NatalieBelsha]

me too!! I’m so glad more people are talking about it! I’ve gotten a lot more comfortable talking about everything openly!!

[@ingvildkvakestad]

Ibs’er here

[@NixieEppler]

Phil: *is looking at the inside of his own organs* Also Phil: 👁👄👁 ✨WoW✨

[@samuelrodriguez1486]

@Annalise Pritchard PT today or o

[@Midwestgothicc]

Annalise Pritchard sometimes a comment is so perfect u can't really add anything

[@ketaminepoptarts]

phil: "wow this mario kart track is wild"

[@AHunt2024]

🤩mario kart track🤩

[@catfooddude]

here's a fun joke! doctor: i'm going to have to refer you to a proctologist man: but doctor- doctor: exactly!

[@Ashely56]

Haaa nice one Sophie

[@monikakavaliunaite8017]

I don't get it 😅

[@foxisfear4592]

@@monikakavaliunaite8017 Name for a 'butt doctor' is a proctologist

[@monikakavaliunaite8017]

@@foxisfear4592 Ooooh 🤣🤣🤣

[@Midwestgothicc]

buh dum tsss🥁👏🏼

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Don't mind me giving the emojis some love

[@ameighameigh7225]

Where and how did you get these?

[@marcelareves1743]

The fact that he can talk about this so jokingly yet so serious is one of the reasons I love Phil. People need to put their shame away about these things because not getting professionally checked out of embarrassment can cost a persons life. Stay woke ❤️

[@limecube9922]

Completely off topic but I love ur pfp!! Aristrocats is my favorite Disney movie! :)

[@marcelareves1743]

MHA Diehard fan Yay same! Thomas O malley is the mood I need in 2020 tbh lol

[@katiewright3309]

Omg, I need to rewatch Aristocats so bad now. I remember when I was a kid I watched it so much that I am surprised the vhs tape didn't get worn down.

[@kierabelson4021]

doctor: okay.. looks fine.. phil: wOW maRIo KArt

[@sullengirl1698]

Phil, I am so glad you went to the doctor's and made sure you were okay. Three weeks ago my best friend was having similar symptoms but ignored it because she didn't have health insurance. Now, she is in the ICU, dying because she had cancer in her colon and it has spread everywhere else in her body. I just said goodbye to her today, the doctors say she will pass within 24 hours. Thank you Phil for making this video because maybe if my friend had gone to the doctor sooner she could have been saved, so maybe this video could have even saved a life. I wish healthcare was better in America though, she was scared of how much it would cost. But in the end it cost her life.

[@kaitareana_]

I'm so sorry for your loss! I'm sure shes in a better place now

[@biancapineros4287]

I’m so sorry this happened thank you for sharing this story as it is truly important to seek help. No cost is worth more than a life. If u need someone to talk I am here for you ❤️

[@Midnights_1389]

I'm sorry you have to go through something so painful I'm praying for you and your friend

[@nerdygal6133]

I’m so sorry this happened to you. Sending love and healthy wishes to you💜

[@billsacco]

Americans deserve universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right.

[@soonhooniverse]

phil: this is embarrassing also phil: **making endless jokes about butts**

[@vaishnavisingh247]

"That tunnel would make such a good mario cart course" - Phil, about his literal insides.

[@liviajohnson4918]

But I bet it would tbh-

[@AnnaS-es2yr]

someone call Nintendo and tell them we have a new course idea

[@maggiemurrell2234]

As a medical professional, I’m glad you came to the realization that it is not memorable to us. That feels harsh to say, because I care about my patients, but doing the exam is not something I think about when I’m done. I think about making the person feel safe and as comfortable as possible. I don’t want my patients to be embarrassed for seeking medical care because I want my patients to be happy and healthy.

[@silas2932]

No one: Sedated Phil: **Damn, my colon would make one hell of a Mario Kart track**

[@TheGraceOfEbonee]

I'm so glad he's talking about this. It is truly important and needs to continually have awareness.

[@miat1329]

To be honest his explanation was more easy to understand then my health class LMAO

[@unrealcreature]

Yeah I actually made a comment similar to this because my mom had one and I have to get one and you're the only person I've seen that has said anything about how important it is that he's talking about it

[@alexbishop84]

I agree. Phil is so ace for sharing things that will surely help hundreds of other people going through the same thing. Nice one Phil! 😘

[@amberfrizzell1578]

facts this was so interesting

[@triciamulan5982]

I had bowel cancer 10 years ago and have to go for regular colonoscopies now. I must say, it’s a total pain in the arse... 😏

[@olliephelan]

Is that in Ireland ? Do they use full anesthetic in ireland ?

[@laurenhawes7201]

How often do you go. My grandfather died of colon cancer so my dad goes every 3-5 years even though they tell him to only come back every 7-8 years since my grandfather was undiagnosed for 5 years.

[@kin4386]

Damn. I'm glad you were able to get through that!

[@triciamulan5982]

@@laurenhawes7201 sorry to only get back to you now. My KZbin notifications are rubbish. I originally had to go every 6 months but they’ve gradually spaced them out to every 4 years. That’s the longest I’ll ever go. Really sorry to hear about your grandad as well. It’s a horrible condition 😢 I was very lucky to have it caught early.

[@triciamulan5982]

@@olliephelan England 🙂 and no, they only use a muscle relaxant. Which is great for making you feel a bit drunk but doesn’t do much for pain 😂

[@sophiejornstein7845]

broke: gastroenterologist woke: ✨butt specialist✨

[@abigaillynch8315]

Phil is incapable of NOT getting hurt in some ridiculous way every 6 months

[@junohoppe]

i mean... you’re not wrong

[@RedChairGaming]

The strangest part is the man who rescues wild pigeons usually has no control over his health concerns. Usually just odd things that he’s not responsible for.

[@catpoke9557]

Or, rather, if he doesn't get hurt he THINKS he did

[@spearmintdog2855]

Phil talking about physical health is just as important as Dan talking about mental health

[@idontknowanynick]

So, Dan's cereal was safe for three whole days

[@the_rachel_sam]

Are they still living together?

[@mikkyheliophobia2841]

@@the_rachel_sam yes they are c:

[@the_rachel_sam]

Mikky Heliophobia oh that’s good to hear! I worry about my absent youtubers. Dan and Jenna.

[@anfisachern8570]

this made me laugh more than it probably should have

[@spectrumspectre]

@@the_rachel_sam Dan's writing a book about mental health though!! it's called You Will Get Through This Night and it's coming out (lol) in 2021!!!

[@79135clauds]

This popped up on my notifications and I immediately went “Phil!?” in a really exasperated tone and I think that sums up the last eleven years of watching

[@jdatlas4668]

Mood

[@roree-]

SAME

[@jessethecomet]

YES SAME

[@dangerouslyapocalyptic]

Lmaooooo pretty much

[@c0rv1db0ycr0w]

SAME AYFJHI

[@sammi_]

Them providing tea and cookies is the most British thing I’ve ever heard of. And I love it

[@ireneqq2300]

Should have been buiscuits

[@Alicias]

"you died yesterday" phil: PANIK

[@moniarmy9538]

! At the Disco

[@ithinkimon_fire5060]

nobody : absolutely nobody: not even dan: phil: BUTT DOCTOR

[@rebelgoesoutside]

Butt specialist*

[@Emma-wm9jg]

NOT EVEN DAN BAHAHA

[@Fluffymonkeyem]

So just before Phil posted this video I started having intestinal trouble, and also had found a lump. I was pretty scared because it was so unusual (and I have IBS). I watched this, then set an appointment with a gastroenterologist, and was so worried. She of course set up an endoscopy and colonoscopy, along with other tests. I have now been diagnosed with severe gastritis, and I'm in the process of being diagnosed with Crohn's disease. I want to say thanks for making the video. It gave me a lot of comfort during my procedures and really made me feel better about the issues I'm having. It normalized something that is often seen as taboo and gave me the push I needed.

[@MirianRodrigues483]

No one: Phil sending his colonoscopy footage to Nintendo: I think that would make a great Mario Kart course...

[@suchaxcapricorn6420]

phil: if ever anything’s wrong, see a doctor about it. me: * laughs in american *

[@seasorablue]

americans be like: * even thinks about going to the doctor * * immediately loses $10,000 *

[@PandAlex]

such a x capricorn same, but I laugh in Russian…

[@Sarah-dg6xc]

I went to the ER after a car accident to make sure the airbag didn’t give me a concussion and that I didn’t have tetanus and I got a bill for over $800

[@wishingwell_333]

@@Sarah-dg6xc what's really sad is i expected it to be even higher than an approximation of $800.. i had to get stitches in ONE place once and it was like 2,000 or some shit

[@Sarah-dg6xc]

accidental archives I didn’t see a doctor at all

[@jessieloveshobbies]

When I went to the gastroenterologist, he introduced himself as the booty doctor ✨

[@humangarbage3019]

_Wheeze_

[@madisnzz]

I am the _arse_ specialist

[@audgepodge1483]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even god himself: Phil during his colonoscopy: wOw 🤩 Edit: HOLY SHIT HE NOTICED ME ASDHFBDBSHE

[@mqddie]

Phil: 😌😴🌚👀👁️👄👁️

[@audgepodge1483]

maddie honestly what a mood

[@mimimicamica]

omg

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

Too bad editing your comment makes the heart go away.

[@audgepodge1483]

Yesterday's Tomorrow oops lmao

[@abbaknow6869]

Just want to double down on the whole "don't be scared to see a doctor" part. Recently I've had a bunch of medical scans and an operation, I was a bit freaked out at the idea but honestly they were all no issue, not bad at all. In a recent ultrasound the technician said, whilst probing me, "I can't get a great view of the left side due to a large gas bubble in the bowels." and I couldn't stop laughing at my own farts betrayal

[@chitkat9793]

I had an ultrasound and they made me drink a bunch of water first and the piddle panic was hiiiigh

[@olivecook7708]

Your fart's betrayal omg I will use that

[@Kelly_C]

yeah but it's SO expensive

[@taeblends]

@@chitkat9793 Ohmygoodness I was going for an ultrasound and they told me not to pee within an hour and a half of it and I MADE THE MISTAKE OF PEEING so the whole trip to the place I was chugging water and thankfully it made it through my system fast enough for my bladder to be nearly full and for them to get a good result

[@Cat-nb9yq]

"Want me to let you get a good view doc?"

[@bellecastillo73]

I’m so glad Phil talked about anxiety with going to a hospital. As someone who’s grown up in a toxic household that consisted of parents who didn’t want me (a disabled person) to go to the hospital when I needed to, I ended up developing anxiety when it comes to going to the hospital, to the point where I went several months not going when I knew I had injured one of my ankles and that caused me to develop tendinitis due to my fear of what my parents would do if I asked to go to the hospital. If I had just gone regardless of what they thought I would have a minimum of two less disorders than I do now. I now have to live the rest of my life with tendinitis, an eye lid disorder, and a few other disorders/disabilities which most could have been prevented if I had gotten help when I needed it. So, no matter what, if you are in doubt about anything in your body functioning correctly, or if you think you might be sick or having something broken, go to the doctor just in case. The only things that can happen is you go and they find nothing so you know you’re okay, or they find something and start fixing from the start when it can most likely be cured, vs waiting and possibly developing an incurable disorder/disability that you’ll live with for the rest of your life (and was preventable).

[@delvinmallory3427]

As someone with severe health anxiety: you are a hero for making this video! I know your goal was to spare people from embarrassment, but it was also a huge relief to hear that your concerning symptoms were absolutely nothing. With so many medical horror stories out there, ones like these are like a beacon of hope. 🙏

[@dionnedesa5554]

“You are dying, you are already dead, you died yesterday” phiL NO

[@lilyakkuma1975]

“I spoke to my doctor on Zoom” meanwhile doctors in my country don’t even answer the phone, kudos UK for such measurements over these times!

[@masaribd1432]

سلام خوب هستی؟ من از کشور ایران پیام فرستادم

[@Crabby-Abby]

Fun story about "butt doctor": at my cousin's wedding reception, her husband's father told everyone a story about how when the husband was a kid, he would tell everyone he wanted to be a butt doctor. When asked what he would do as a butt doctor, he said "saw people's butts off." So. Glad that's not what happened to you, Phil.

[@gothsloth]

Kids going places... like prison.

[@maggielaw6320]

"I was basically a disguised ninja... that was about to pull his pants down." ONLY IN 2020

[@sonjajohnson6085]

when he said he felt horrible cramps I was like omg he's pregnant

[@bethanyscreech3803]

Maybe he was probed by aliens that made him pregnant 😂

[@youdonotcare]

New fanfic idea there

[@vanillasplash6198]

I have some news...

[@madisnzz]

@@bethanyscreech3803 legit the sims ufo event for males.

[@estelwenethiriel6075]

for those wondering: butt doctor = gastroenterologist or proctologist

[@lore5751]

Thank you

[@szaboluca5536]

Thank you! But then what is a urologist? Don't they also deal with the butt in some ways?🤔🤔

[@shanana6815]

@@szaboluca5536 i thought that was to do with genitals and the urinary tract? Might be wrong tho

[@estelwenethiriel6075]

@@szaboluca5536 @Shanana i think you are right, urologist = urinary system gastroenterologist deals with the whole digestive system, so from the mouth until the butt proctologist is specifically the rectum etc edit: spelling

[@szaboluca5536]

@@estelwenethiriel6075 @Shanana Thank you for telling me, I'll remember it next time😊😊

[@pond2868]

Me: *sees title: Me: Me: uh oh, Philly, first your head now your internal organs-

[@pikai6387]

HIS HEAD?? TF HAPPENED?

[@unusedaccount7907]

it was from a video about a year ago

[@leeeunjoo4029]

Phil said: "THERE'S A BUTT SLIT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE YOUR WHOLE ASS ON DISPLAY... GUESS WHAT I DID?" I just got this instant feeling of pure dread, like "Phil, please don't say it. Tell me you didn't... Oh, Phil."

[@confettidnp3344]

“last week i got closer to a camera than i’ve ever been before” me: hmm did you tripod fall over? did you camera knock a tooth out? phil: “..as i had one shoved up my butt.” me: i- oh. okay.

[@daisyjefferson184]

I thought that too

[@Broccolaicy]

Phil's doctor: "at your age-" Me: /confused for a solid second/ Me after: OH RIGHT!!! Phil isn't my age, he just looks 20

[@Sullivanin]

I think he meant that because Phil is young he probably wouldn’t have a problem. Colon cancer screening usually starts when you’re 50.

[@kenziehurlock]

I went to lady doctor and I told her I was worried and scared and she was so nice and it broke the ice. Phil knows what he's talking about.

[@xERIKYx]

My husband had that last year because doctors thought he had cancer. Hardest time I went through and I cried for several days. He had 4/5 symptoms and I was convinced he was gonna die. Thankfully it wasn’t cancer, he had some polyps which they cut out. And he’s still with me

[@samfumi9200]

Glad to hear he's better now!

[@esmoid2321]

i can’t imagine how scary that must have been, i’m glad he’s ok :)

[@nocherrymochi]

knowing phil, he just forgot he’s lactose intolerant

[@sarahhicks8787]

me every time i want a glass of milk. im also mildly allergic to pineapple and it makes my mouth burn and a rash where ever it touches but my doctor said its not actually harmful. If i want to endure the pain, i can and i do. pineapple and milk ate two thinks i can suffer for

[@JR-pf9in]

@@sarahhicks8787 Pineapple milk probably exists, go hard or go home lol

[@deesymonds6525]

@@JR-pf9in pineapple milk totally exists

[@demarisoxman4600]

For real, it can really help to tell your doctor if you're anxious or embarrassed. The first time I had to go for an annual exam to get my, ah, bits checked out, I told my doctor, "hey, this is new for me and I'm a little nervous." She walked me through the whole process before starting, and then explained everything she was doing while she was doing it. It really took a lot of the stress out of it!

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I present to you: The ONLY KZbinr that I ever wanna hear about going to the hospital for any reason. _Especially_ for this reason.

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

Do you follow gaykiwi?

[@potatopowerplayer368]

okay... ive heard that before... >:D

[@21serein89]

sanders reference?

[@robloxiancitizen4500]

Isn’t it guys and gals?

[@annaegan8180]

@@robloxiancitizen4500 non-binary people exist. get over it.

[@Vart]

I'm suddenly allergic to mushrooms and I had to go to the emergency room because the mushrooms literally STOPPED MY INTESTINES FROM WORKING so it had to be flushed out, thank god I was half drugged up. They did colonoscopy / cleaning, the prep was so bad I had to drink 3 huge bottles of water which meant i shat myself all night

[@Vart]

I wish I had that shorts I was butt naked with a hospital gown 🤡

[@arthur1428]

Thanks for that

[@Vart]

@@arthur1428 nothing beats a TMI storry

[@stankytanky69]

i literally just ate mushrooms before I read this I-

[@Vart]

@@stankytanky69 lucky 😢 my love for mushrooms and them trying to kill me is heartbreaking

[@why2805]

I remember being really embarrassed when I had to take off my bra for a chest x-ray. I was already embarrassed from just being in that gown with just my undergarments on, but I dunno the bra thing just kind of shot that through the roof. The nurse who had wheeled me there and back on the stretcher could tell though, and she just assured me that lots of people had to do the same thing and comforted me about it. It was during when the quarantine was just starting, so it was the first time I didn't have my mom with me (which had made me super nervous about everything as well) and I think that nurse could tell that I was just super uncomfortable with everything and she did her best to assure me for the majority of my visit. I remember that nurse well because she was super sweet and reassuring during the whole ordeal. I appreciated it a lot tbh. Kind of unrelated I guess, but phil talking about this reminded me lol

[@codenameverity]

:))) that's so nice

[@LilyKing03]

Nurses are absolute legends, honestly

[@woodlandirises]

if i could choose an occupation, i’d definitely choose “butt specialist” i’m planning my future rn

[@woodlandirises]

please revoke my internet access .

[@kyo5271]

Same

[@kyo5271]

Wonder what college you have to go to to be a butt specialist

[@woodlandirises]

destinee idk but you’d need to get ur ass-levels to be one this is the worst joke i’ve ever made bye

[@valerianaranjocruz25]

Medicine, you need to study medicine mate.

[@m4rz585]

*SPOILER ALERT:* Phil isn't dead dont worry guys.

[@queermilkshake9990]

Wait, really??!! He isn't??!!

[@akko6875]

WAIT WHAT ?! No wonder, I thought this was a robot!

[@savannahwentzel9221]

Thank you

[@axelam388]

Damn it- u ruined it

[@HelloItsVG]

Phil, you are such as inspiring youtuber! Keep it up!

[@awstenknightsgoldenfork4322]

me * reads title * also me: not surprised phil... not surprised. p.s. jokes aside, love you phil and take care of yourself!!

[@chloeforde9706]

I love ur name and pfp so much!!

[@butwefoundyou]

i agree w chloe^

[@konstantinas.4350]

wait you just commented on an amazingphil video, you have a yungblud pfp AND you mention awsten in your username omfg you're a god

[@chloeforde9706]

@@konstantinas.4350 I 100% agree

[@s_poptart]

Koko facts

[@cllw325]

When I went for my cervical smear the nurse said 'you have a very good cervix' and I was like ???? Thanks I guess????

[@13quizz]

Very nice cervix you have Catherine... would be a shame is someone were to uh... steal it...😏

[@catrionathepoet130]

Hahah same thing happened to me!

[@cllw325]

@@catrionathepoet130 it was my first one, due another in a few months and I'm wondering if I'll get the same comment or if they just tell that to everyone their first time to relax you a bit?

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Probably means you have strong cervical muscles. A lot of women suffer from not having very strong muscles in that area because we don't have to squat down to pee and such, so we don't exercise it very much. How awkward is having one of those exams? I've never had one before and I dread the day I have to.

[@louisethorpe3947]

@the incarnation of boredom it's not awkward at all the appointments take about 15 minutes and they're super chill :) i had to have the endoscopy surgery in january as the smear before that showed i had pre cancerous cells! Luckily it was caught in time and i got the all clear^^

[@tiffanylong9890]

Me as an American: Imagine going to the doctor when something feels wrong

[@alastordeer3355]

One day one day

[@stphilomena911]

Ikr? Just thinking about it is giving me chest pain.

[@zucchini3857]

FELT THIS

[@skykrasher4475]

Don’t have to. My mom is a doctor.

[@69_natalia_420]

I would rather walk to the hospital then call the ambulance.

[@user-yp2ms8dj2u]

2018: * actually faints out of nowhere* Phil: tOaSt 2020: * doctor doing important doctor things* Phil: MaRiO kArT

[@minervasystem2005]

Why is phil my mood

[@samfumi9200]

What do you mean it was in 2018?! Time isn't real anymore

[@eshitab3865]

2018?! no wayyy time as a concept is a no from me

[@charlykatbat4468]

It is so important to be confident with your doctor. I had this weird bump on my breast for over a year until I got it checked. Didn't want to go, because I kept telling myself it's nothign bad, it doesn't hurt and I didn't want to show my bare chest to an adult (I was 15 at the time). But when I realized that this "bump" isn't going away I went to see the doctor and it turned out that I had a third nipple, that apparently started growing while I was in puberty. Nipple³ is still there, I call him Alfted and he's cool. But you guys have no idea, how relieved I was, that it actually wasn't anything bad. So thanks Phil, for raising awareness, that our bodys all are weird and strange, but our doctors really don't care. Or to put it in the words of my doctor "If you actually have something we've never seen before you'll get famous and we'll write about you in medical journals"

[@Arius_suira]

Oh wow

[@vocasoti]

Tell Alfred I said hi

[@elisa_740]

That's so cool

[@29jgirl92]

So glad to hear everything turned out fine!

[@colorbar.s]

a THIRD NIPPLE???

[@yeethaw21334]

Hey man, huge respect for telling this story. Like seriously, massive kudos. Hopefully it'll really help people.

[@MonarchsFactory]

The first time I went to the hospital and they asked me if I was allergic to anything, I made the mistake of saying "Yes, bunny rabbits" and they actually wrote it down. Now every time I go to the hospital they give me a red wrist band and every new surgeon or anaesthetist who comes to see me asks about it like it's very serious and I have to admit it's rabbits over and over again and endure the laughter.

[@wheeliebin1791]

I love this

[@danakuizheva624]

It makes their day a bit better

[@jayj2089]

Omg one time I was at the dentist and they asked me if I was allergic to anything and I said walnuts.... LIKE WHEN TF WOULD THEY GIVE ME WALNUTS 😭but he wrote it down and I’m like Ok.....

[@danakuizheva624]

@@jayj2089 actually it might be helpful. Cross-reactivity is real. I don't know if there're any between food and drugs but still might be good for your doctor to know

[@Mara_1337]

@@jayj2089 It's good to tell then everything. We are not medical professionals so I wouldn't dare judge whether an information is useful or not 🤷‍♀️ never too much information with your doctor :)

[@caffeinefiendd]

the doctor: turn around and face the wall phil: i can do that phil's terrible sense of direction: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

[@chariiteee]

The sad thing is that if this happened to me, an American, there's no way I would be able to pay for the procedure as I have no health insurance.

[@justjoannak]

Out of curiosity, do you qualify for Medicaid?

[@stphilomena911]

You're going to have to get it soon. The fines are coming back and it will be much much higher.

[@cassandraheale2136]

I had a tumour removed (two years ago today) and recently I've felt the symptoms again, but no doctors took me seriously. Then finally, they did a scan and lo and behold, it's back. It's so important for people to take their health in their own hands, because only YOU know what your body feels. Thank you for encouraging us to listen to our bodies, Phil!!! It's so important. ps everyone wish me luck cuz they dont know if its malignant or WHAT and im scared ok love you Phil bye

[@minervasystem2005]

I'm having symptoms of rectal cancer and no one will take me seriously and now I don't know what to do

[@sentient_blobberino3940]

Good luck!! I hope it's nothing and you're fine :(

[@cassandraheale2136]

Claressia Minerva call a health line! theyll tell you to get it checked and youll have backup!

[@robinv6461]

Good luck and gett well soon

[@marymcarrow9728]

Good luck! *hugs*

[@2smallbirds]

i clicked on the notification and immediately went "WHAT DO YOU MEAN *AGAIN*"

[@ForestSpirit8]

same lmao

[@pikai6387]

sameee

[@yeevee_]

he's made a video about going to the hospital before

[@leewalden3061]

remember the video when he showed us his brain

[@nervous-wreck]

He's made another hospital video not so long ago

[@cordeliaistheone]

Ok this is a brilliant and important video but at 2:26 where the doctor said "Right, let's have a look" the video cut to an ad where someone squirted out some moisturiser into their hand and I'm dying laughing A wise move whenever sticking something up your butt A fine ad placement, Mr Lester

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

Dan: MY PISTACCHIO MUFFIN!! Phil: The biggest best cookie I've ever had 😄😂💙 Glad you're okay, Phil.

[@danielleramos2659]

Omg yess that fricken muffin that got destroyed

[@mantamoony]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

[@elizabethbeaumontduyves5470]

This parallel tho

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

It has the same engery imo 😄😅

[@crimsoznt]

phil: **talks ab putting the butt slit pants on backwards** me: **dan sympathy voice** oh phil....

[@lisahogholt9713]

the fact that I could HEAR this

[@jessedwards8840]

I read that in Dan’s voice

[@karlynnette]

WHY CAN I HEAR THIS

[@marianamonteiro9920]

This is so funny 😂 I usually work in endoscopy so I’m dying 😂😂 it’s funny to hear it from the patient’s perspective

[@starberriiemmy4382]

Mariana Monteiro 😂

[@franticcarrot6482]

Google be like: Headache? CALL AN AMBULANCE Runny poos? CALL 999 Itchy eyebrow? CALL THE FUNERAL DIRECTORS Glad you're OK, Phil!

[@_Piers_]

You: "I'm feeling a little bit funny" WebMD "Obviously it's cancer, couldn't possibly be anything else"

[@JamaicanRain]

Omg, that last one!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sebastianandersson554]

"Hey Google, I'm feeling a little bit naus-" *"I'm sorry sir, I'd get my affairs in order"*

[@amethyst6603]

Phil calls for toast

[@chloeelizabeth423]

Hey, longtime sufferer of Ulcerative Colitis here who is extremely glad to see someone so high profile doing their bit to smash the taboo around 💩 I've done plenty of colonoscopies and flexible sigmoidoscopies without sedation but with narcotic painkillers and it's absolutely fine as long as you're well hydrated 😊

[@mollybolyard80]

I ended up in the hospital for 6 days for ischemic colitis and have struggled ever since. Constant constipation and cramps have been hell. I’m honestly scared to see a gastroenterologist, because my town is know for having the absolute WORST healthcare. What have you found that helps you the most? 🥺

[@chloeelizabeth423]

@@mollybolyard80 Hi! Sorry to hear you've had an awful time of it lately 😥 Obviously I don't know where you are, but personally I've found Crohn's and Colitis UK to be an excellent source of info and advice over the years. I've had Ulcerative Colitis for 12 years now and have pretty much been to actual hell and back with it, but my doctors have been great with me and it's definitely worth finding a good Gastroenterologist if you can ❤

[@ShimiLovesYou]

I also have had UC for 3 years now and also had a colonoscopy without any sedation or painkillers and it was horrible :(

[@kyliemarie1277]

I literally got diagnosed with UC right before lockdown. I’m 19 and it was terrifying and Phil talking about this and being so open just makes me feel so much better about it all.

[@takemetospace7718]

Just got diagnosed w UC 5 days ago. This video is definitely hilarious and wouldve benefited from watching before

[@HaruthaiKnight]

tbh i'm just here to try the emotes they all look amazing!!! congrats to all the artists!!

[@farawaykin]

The part where he joked about doctors rubbing cats on his butt got me hysterical lol

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

*john mulaney voice* tHERE IS A PHIL _L O O S E_ IN THE HOSPITAL

[@ForestSpirit8]

At least Phil in the hospital is a familiar occurrence, instead of some never-seen event like, let's say, an orange running a whole country

[@anfisachern8570]

he will pepper in the fact that he is gay!

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

@@ForestSpirit8 yes at least he's been in the hospital before, unlike the horse!

[@jamesowo8147]

@@ForestSpirit8 omg 😂

[@bellalombard3979]

and hE knOcked mE dOwn tO mY eLbowS. stiCk it iN hEs a bRiT!

[@mads9052]

This reminds me of when doctors gave me laughing gas and they asked what my favorite food was and I said in a drunken, muffled voice, turkey.

[@firstpinof-mel]

this video was almost comforting to me in a way as weird as that may sound because i have crohn’s disease so these procedures are normal for someone to have with the condition and sometimes it can be embarrassing to talk about so thank u for making this video and making it funny ! makes me feel better

[@pipwhite2926]

Omg same I was diagnosed with crohns desase when I was 16!! How u been with it over lockdown??

[@elenikr1890]

I just got diagnosed with chrons disease this year I'm 17 and I will get a surgery next month because its pretty bad right now

[@firstpinof-mel]

Ελένη Κρητικού i wish you the best of luck for that and i hope you will feel better soon !!

[@penguin_in_a_birch_tree]

I was about to say the exactly same thing!

[@dklogaround]

as someone who works in a hospital i love this because i feel like normalizing procedures like this helps people be less nervous coming in which is always great! 💕 so glad everything turned out okay though, that’s such a relief!

[@The_momur]

My mom was the poster girl for early cancer detection twice, once by colonoscopy, once by stereotactic guided needle breast biopsy. She was a long term cancer survivor. Thanks for opening this dialogue.

[@binniiemylove]

Why is Phil the most random person I've ever seen

[@somestormiscoming4369]

Oh you haven't seen me mate

[@anfisachern8570]

r a n d o m x D

[@hattorikaoru7945]

"what are your allergies" phil: aRe YoU gOnNa rUb cAtS oN mY bUtT?

[@lovelyjuliexo]

no one: Phil: “maybe i swallowed a bee in my sleep-“ 😂

[@anfisachern8570]

it's so cool that you can crack jokes about a topic a lot of people find embar-ass-ing!

[@Sabrinajaine]

Hey, health doesn't have to be the butt of all jokes

[@anfisachern8570]

@@Sabrinajaine i never p-ass on the opportunity to joke about health

[@SunDayDreaming]

BUTT crack jokes, i see what you did there

[@graciebarton8512]

i just think you should know i clicked on this and immediately said “oh no” out loud

[@christyorr9703]

I've literally just gone through the exact same thing and I've been so worried and scared about it all. They think I might have a mild case of Crohns disease so I do have something wrong with me, but nothing sinister. Seeing you make this video has made me realize how common this stuff really is and honestly admire you a lot for bringing up. It's just kinda cool to see a KZbinr I've watched since I was 12 go through the same thing. Youve made me feel a lot less worried and less alone because it really is so common for young people to get GI symptoms. Thank you

[@eztlithompson2922]

not me reading the title and shouting “AGAIN” as if i haven’t been to the hospital 6 times this year

[@vbutnotforvendetta]

Hope you're doing well!!!

[@black_cherry8445]

Phil: is about to get a “check up” The stuff in Phil’s pockets: ight boys where we dropping

[@isobelskinnerr]

when i tell you i cackled--

[@mariah2507]

I just discovered this video from the Connected D+PGames and its JUST what i needed rn! I am in the process with referrals to a hospital right now and hearing your own story has eased my anxiety about it all. Thank you for this video Phil

[@boldlyvoid4912]

I had a cancer scare 2 years ago, and I remember actually being in the line for my ii show when I got the phone call saying they couldn’t discuss my results on the phone and I’d need to come in for them. It was scary, but honestly I’m glad they told me 45 minutes before I met you and Dan because getting a hug and being told you would be thinking about me and hoping I’m okay really eased my nerves. 2 years later I’m relieved it wasn’t cancer but I do have fibromyalgia so thank you for being there for me that day and spreading the message that it’s okay to get things checked out even if it might just be nothing ❤️

[@victorias.2995]

I’m glad that chadwick’s death brought awareness to colon cancer and how we need to destigmatize it. and thanks phil for helping that out :)

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

“You know what, you can keep all that” wait but that’s actually so smooth! That’s such quick thinking! I’m amazed! That’s the level of smooth I strive for

[@summer_hb]

I SAW CANCER AS A CONTENT WARNING AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING OH MY GOD PHIL WAY TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT