What Dan and Phil Text Each Other

Dan and I browse through some of our text messages and discover how weird we actually are!
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[@sevvzrr]

this is like 50% food and 50% wat

[@ryanrooney4822]

show me that phillussy Just like me

[@youngandmeanace9486]

120% yeet

[@whoopsiedaisy-iq8ig]

Wow you’ve been pinned

[@hailee2771]

You got pinned congrats mate

[@KissMeClaude]

Lucky! You got pinned!

[@AlexB-dm7tm]

Phil: *has a sensitive nose* Also Phil: *ignores a gas leak in his home for a year*

[@adamstanheight1693]

Ash B so true 😂

[@toastedmarshmallowkitty]

I think he said once he likes the smell of gas so doesn't surprise me

[@greysonalex]

@@toastedmarshmallowkitty i mean its not that weird. when im sitting in the car while my parents refuel i can slightly smell the gas and it smells good. (though im not going to stick my nose in a bucket of gasoline since that'd be gross, its a smell that if you have too much its gross)

[@lc2290]

@@greysonalex no literal gas not petrol

[@greysonalex]

@@lc2290 OH yeah thats a bit more strange then but its still not that bad of a smell

[@carcinogeneticist4972]

_The Fault In Our Stars: Dan & Phil Edition_ Phil: Coop? Dan: Doop.

[@kippieistired3760]

This needs more likes. XD

[@aylamushtaq603]

i'm crying so emotional i can't

[@milavdmxx8911]

this is my new life quote

[@wowspiders7176]

karkat??? Why are you here???

[@HomosapienNo]

I need that on shirts 😂😂

[@eddieee2]

"Dan and Phil's bareback adventure" SSKSKKSKSK IM CRYING

[@loriscol-chambon5068]

Same

[@rottenkiwis3598]

Honestly same.

[@croakingfrog5986]

Why does that sound like that the title for a very inappropriate video? I’m not doing inappropriate things, all I do on the internet is watch Dan & Phil.

[@emopatrickstar9174]

Sameeee

[@maddypaige4449]

Just going on a video binge don't mind me

[@angelsays1]

Maddy Paige aren’t we all rn😂

[@francesgrandspaghetti1791]

Truuuueeee

[@yoon2917]

SAMEEE

[@octoberlyons3115]

MOOD

[@cayley1022]

Same

[@MiaValla]

Honestly... We all regretti the spaghetti

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

Oh YES

[@malloryjohnson1383]

Oh my god yes

[@mulletjoker6419]

Who doesn’t tbh

[@mypandawilleatyou38]

(Flashback to spaghetti) *shivers* will I ever be relieved of this regretti

[@kb7208]

o H y E s

[@rapidliquid]

Thanks for the shout-out guys! great video as always 😁

[@emmalouise9156]

I the shibe

[@hazeys.7550]

Awww! When they mentioned you, I freaked out in a happy rush

[@cyn0_]

I was not expecting that rapid liquid vid to pop up lol

[@arielle7474]

My favorite crossover

[@honeycombs4547]

i love you

[@auroraeve3327]

Whos here after dans video? Im so proud he felt comfortable enough with us to share all of that

[@faith9196]

Ikr

[@balonciega]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@ashleysophia5839]

ikr

[@ysabelledelacuesta7533]

Samee!!

[@katherinehavell6324]

Same Here. proud of Him

[@rdashian6475]

Guys, I understand that you are very proud of Dan and I am too, don't @ me, but pleeeease stop commenting "this hits differently now" under EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO

[@LaprasLiv]

R Dash you think its bad here, check twitter

[@XeaRae]

Hi, fandom police, hi!

[@unclutteredswine6138]

thank you

[@reethegirl7822]

Omg I actually cried laughing at this comment 😂😂😂

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

“This hits differently now” hits differently now

[@kellymcmahan2094]

I like how even their phone cases match their personalities

[@tadhgknight3484]

That’s with a lot of people, because they chose their phone cases

[@user-hn3eg4pi5h]

But dan doesn’t have a case on his phone

[@rachel6147]

Miriam Baker exactly.

[@kellymcmahan2094]

*IM CRYING*

[@kellymcmahan2094]

*ALAHSHALSHVSKAS PHIL SNATCHED MY WIG AND MADE MY WEEK*

[@kellymcmahan2094]

Texts: *55% Banter Meme References* *15% Phil being confused and Dan giving him social skills advice* *20% Oh no we have a problem* *10% what*

[@randyjadedialtown]

Kelly McMahan you forgot the food

[@kellymcmahan2094]

Iridescent Animations ah yes that too

[@sevvzrr]

Kelly McMahan 100% food

[@KCQuick]

DID YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR USERNAME FOR THIS VIDEO I LOVE YOU XD

[@sevvzrr]

Kc Quick heheheh ;)))

[@MelissaOvalle98]

The “do you wanna come to me” and “come to me” is so cute idk why

[@ghost-bc1fn]

Intense lenny face

[@sleepysnakey7399]

@@ghost-bc1fn don't ruin it

[@msilvia4807]

Yeah I thought the same lol

[@autumnbourne2835]

Dan: "Come to me." Phil: "Why?" Dan: "I'm scrolling through Tumblr and want someone to also laugh at these memes with me." Phil: "I'll be right there."

[@charlotte5829]

Meg where?

[@Megansaurr]

I love that dan freaking lowercases all of his text messages like that’s some extra effort that really isn’t necessary but he stays consistent man

[@imid3440]

you can turn off automatic capitalisation so it’s no extra effort just extra ~aesthetic~

[@2002stylan]

settings > general > keyboard > uncheck autocaps - it’s rlly not that difficult lolol

[@Vaishavi]

looks like all the repliers are lowercase typers

[@xokenzeebabie]

oof we really all are

[@lilfizz1619]

Lol sans

[@JustaPhan]

"In this conversation I am the blue and Dan is the gray." *shows glasses emoji for Phil* *shows poop emoji for Dan*

[@Snufflesw]

it represents their personality

[@sylvesterl.9617]

wonder who edited it XD

[@avadubbs1160]

*Rood*

[@revelmixes]

*let's be honest, they probably had to filter these conversations **_alot_*

[@gracejennings9034]

kolorkode (inserts Lenny face)

[@coffingxrl]

Imma Weeaboo (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mclijah6472]

lmao can yall just stop they're just friends

[@faith9196]

I was thinking that💀

[@amandaamanda6157]

Elijah McGinity we can dream

[@shithead593]

Unpopular opinion: things shouldn't ,,hit different" because they're still the same people, despite their sexuality.

[@blubhi_true5397]

lol, im pretty sure people saying “hit different” is because they ship dan with phil.

[@galaxytacocat5224]

no thats not an unpopular opinion, thats a whole damn fact

[@shineyfish]

Addition, It doesn't even hit different though either bc like. Let guys have relationships, regardless of it being romantic, platonic, or anything in between

[@shithead593]

@@shineyfish true. Like, shipping is cool, but I've learnt through my own experience that obsessing over people and their private lifes is just weird

[@shineyfish]

@@shithead593 yeah, it's just,, let them live, at this point Some people are taking it too far

[@lwsgirl414]

This is so much more precious after Dan's video. Such feels. 😭

[@Ash-pp3fm]

Ikr

[@paralysleeps]

Oop! Spoiler! But yeah I'm proud of him too :)

[@maemae5766]

I WANT TO LIKE BUT,,,,, 420 WATCHA SMOKIN

[@KitKat-dj7bx]

Rebecca Walser was yes

[@braindead4206]

Rebecca Walser IKR

[@mochimorina7042]

theory: phil accidentally typed “coop”, but he may have been trying to say “cool”. dan just made fun of the typo by replying with “doop”.

[@Stephh99]

mochi morina That actually makes a lot of sense

[@notavemo9291]

Coop

[@mochimorina7042]

yo ma dude doop

[@artsysundae]

Well.. yeah. I thought that was obvious....?

[@daybloom6797]

PhanSundae same 😂

[@cheyennebarton]

AGAIN, PHIL IS RADIANT !! they have both leveled up so much recently i’m overwhelmed

[@theoledicktwist6247]

cheyenne barton Phil 2 the... Philenning

[@howabsurd.]

they’ve evolved

[@akras_a]

Can i level up please? I want to be this freaking beautiful

[@hollyhales2831]

No one: Everyone one is the phandom: who's here after Dan and Phil came out

[@AnnaBanana-kh4oy]

Holly Hales pretty much. Love em tho

[@owen8056]

Fuck My life I love them so much

[@linneastack8501]

@@emileestiefer4353 phandom.. Phil and Dan fandom, phandom.

[@amelia4384]

@@emileestiefer4353 I'm the grammar police. You spelt fandom wrong.*

[@cheatstips-msp1857]

ITS PHANDOM

[@strawberrymolk4418]

HI PHIL ITS DAN AS A D O G WOOF WOOF

[@inevera13]

now this is what i call some good fucking fan service

[@lucaswhite4463]

Lara Correia Ahem.... Dan service*

[@oof-rr5nf]

Lara Correia Right!?

[@nicaoz3]

Is that Marina I see 👀👀

[@givemeprimelaughter]

"Hurry up bitch I'm hungry!" Yep that's all I needed xD

[@HOAXStation]

i thought it would be nudes :L

[@daisymae6]

"This is Dan. As a dog." Spaniel Howell everybody

[@krisbarnett8022]

No I have a dog (named tux) and he's a springer spaniel and he acts like Dan as a dog and he's black and white this is so accurate

[@iconicduo4920]

Bless you *splashes holy water*

[@NathiHc]

Phil: You could never be a leg model now Dan's new merch photos say otherwise

[@kousheesuman1719]

i slammed my thumb on the like button so hard my phone almost fell down

[@AnaMartinez-pw3bf]

Are we all just binge watching their videos after watching Dans?

[@fionaautumn]

Yep

[@sukeigh8531]

gonna be edgy and try to provide possible science for why : For whatever reason the we see them through a new lens, theoretically we shouldn't but yet here we are.

[@Idk123OneTwoThree]

Yup

[@canceljost8737]

yes

[@ipiratefairy]

Yeeeeep

[@xxsugasmiddlefingerxx9764]

The last thing I texted my friend was, “Frogs have more musical ability than humans.” She didn’t reply at all. It’s been a year.

[@bloomwrites]

rip

[@oliviakate8172]

XxSuga’sMiddleFingerxX • RIP in piece

[@ahobbit1273]

MEET THE ROBINSONS

[@elizakroon3554]

frogs have so much spring within them

[@chimchimbts6327]

Why is your username XxSuga'sMiddleFingerxX XD

[@olivermoth]

if these text messages don’t describe two people that have been best friends for nearly a decade then i don’t know what does

[@lanie5759]

If only the rest of the phandom was like you

[@ansleyzigzag]

lol

[@jasontodd5089]

“Don’t dip shame me.” - Barely awake Dan 2018 😂

[@erinrenee7299]

There’s a whole couch and they’re sitting on each other

[@MissDiamond220]

After Dan’s new video we all understand why now 👏🏻💓

[@happy_ch3mical835]

Swizzabell ahhhhhhhh

[@erinrenee7299]

Swizzabell YESS AHH 😭♥️

[@seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154]

@@MissDiamond220 no

[@MissDiamond220]

Bot 134340 yes

[@riverashe1262]

Somehow this is EXACTLY what I expected

[@bloomwrites]

Same

[@tangyspy]

Did you?

[@oodlespaos]

Same

[@kenna5364]

“we have some strange conversations, but probably not what _you’re_ thinking!” *oh shit he caught me*

[@eggtemperaa]

same same same same

[@charliechick2297]

mack. He caught all of us . The entire phandom was called out 😂

[@qrcd]

no one : phannies: tHIS hITs DIffEreNT NOW 😭😭😭

[@2002stylan]

rirfk caa - LITERALLYYYYKSKFKGK I WAS WONDERING WHY EVERYONE WAS SAYING THAT 💀

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

rirfk caa But how could “no one” not say anything but “phannies” still say something? “Phannies” are, legally speaking, someone.

[@cre6144]

IT REALLY DO THOUGH

[@plasticity1248]

Mileah Hugh jc

[@roroo]

right

[@frshartyfr]

"for thE LaDS"

[@sandyandrino1530]

I was the 100th like

[@blakeisfunny1562]

If Dan isn't a mood I don't know what a mood is.

[@avery1093]

👌

[@vansarm13]

I can't believe Phil was the one who named the video Furry Throwdown

[@reginalopez3065]

Vania Armstrong just think it could have been bareback adventure

[@anemoia3154]

“coop?” “doop?” “maybe coop doop could be our always”

[@cathulu7975]

this comment is so underrated

[@n0t_matilda263]

LMAOOOO ‘coop doop’

[@t.eenagetrash1895]

you know why im rewatching this

[@abbyg2913]

t.eenagetrash EXACTLY

[@discountfreddie7023]

LMFAO ME

[@happy_ch3mical835]

t.eenagetrash sameeeeee

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

😏

[@noliven17]

yes, yes I do.

[@Marlowe387]

“don’t dip shame me”

[@irelandaintreal2945]

*No one:* *Literally No one at all:* *Phil:* Nose nose nose nose nose

[@ren9897]

Ehem...actual he said nose SEVEN times. Get it right

[@kkaaiittlliinn]

oh god i miss them so much sometimes i literally forget how much joint content we had seeing them just interact is so incredible and i am seriously concerned that i realized that i would literally just watch them sitting on a couch together oh god what is wrong with me

[@lucija165]

did they have a fight or?

[@kkaaiittlliinn]

Lucija G no, it’s just dan is on a hiatus after his coming out video, so we haven’t really seen him and phil together (or just him for that matter) in a really long time. it’s been so long since we’ve had proper joint content, but i think we’re all trying to give them space and let them work together again when they feel comfortable to. they dropped a huge bombshell on us with their coming out videos, and it’s almost reunited the crazy demon phannies that freak out and try to prove they are together, so i also think they’re letting that die out a bit before they do videos probably together again. sorry this was so long, hope it made sense :)

[@iona5292]

@@kkaaiittlliinn i agree. Its sad to remember that we took all of the joint content as granted and now we have basically nothing, but its what they want and is good for them so thats the important thing.

[@yazplatt]

I know it’s sad because I don’t have Twitter so I google his name just so I can see his tweets!

[@rachelwalker3017]

@@yazplatt Omg I'm not the only one who does this??

[@rattatatter]

I have never envied a friendship so much in my life... my little heart, it bursts...

[@Faith_Soprano]

Same.

[@erandianguiano2224]

rattatatter sameeee

[@viennefg]

Same

[@skelitonizer]

same, like I want a best friend like this

[@mmx123]

sameee

[@3jamey139]

Phil: But there's like 8 choices... Dan: ALL OF THE DIPS Phil: Ok you're answering the door

[@niamhod7817]

-Dip me daddy- lmao

[@3jamey139]

How did this get 164 likes?!

[@niamhod7817]

Bc its iconic

[@ameliaarwen42]

Feirce_ Gamer now it's 287 lol

[@Grayyv12]

Phil: How many dips do you want? Dan: *Y e s*

[@sarahstellmach9533]

we love a good marathon, don't we?

[@irelandaintreal2945]

we do :)

[@tealkerberus748]

Worldwide. It's official.

[@ArcticaTheFox]

This is as close as they are gonna get to each other before they fuse into one being

[@fatimahrehan4468]

Arcticsnowfox omg yes 😂

[@ariartsy9220]

Arcticsnowfox Crystal fusion incoming

[@jananthebanan8034]

“Wow. That is a T H I C K pigeon.” - Dan Howell 2018

[@michaelceraaaaa]

CraftyGirl thiccccccc

[@shrike9931]

thicc pidgerino

[@lexie7337]

Pigeon. Did you learn nothing from pigeon fest? /s

[@jananthebanan8034]

Lexie Lives Off Emo Bands sorry 😐 I fixed it

[@myacraig-giblin3340]

Dan sitting in a cat T-shirt saying don’t dip shame me was something I didn’t know I needed

[@leiaheenan]

No one - The comments - “tHiS hItS dIfFeReNt”, WhO’s HeRe AfTeR tHeY cAmE oUt”,doing everything Dan asked not to do, sexualising everything

[@kelpqueen1598]

Honestly, I just want to see some creative comments, PLEASE.

[@olliewithab1926]

Yes talk aboit their weird food convorsations please

[@madisnzz]

I just wanted to see what this shipping was because I heard it was bad now I’m actually enjoying the content and jokes (without shipping it 😚😚) but I can’t find one original comment like shshsh

[@elizabethbeckz55]

@@madisnzz SAME

[@crowley0064]

im sorry but its not only the fandom what r u on abt ..... literally anyone that didnt stan dnp were saying it too why do yall like to blame the fanbase for everything but not everyone else who participated too 💀💀

[@ASMR-kq6pi]

Dan: ALL THE DIPS phil: ok u r answering the door...

[@phosphor1564]

ASMR 101 dan and Phil are literally me and my bff. Me being dan

[@atatah4092]

@@phosphor1564 I'm Phil in the friendship 😂💔

[@andycole3729]

dnp fans: respect their privacy!!! they don’t like talking about their private lives!!!! Dnp: hey guys so today we’re gonna be going through our text messages from the last four months with you

[@andycole3729]

also they text like 13 year olds and it’s a mood

[@ellafaie]

Its funny cuz its true

[@pinknpurple9441]

True

[@justhere1893]

Doesn't matter which Dan and Phil video you watch now, there will always be the "this hits different now...." Comments and I can't

[@sugarpop8025]

O H G O D

[@avery1093]

Everyone is rewatching this because of that one reason but I'm literally just here because I watch it whenever it shows up in my recommendations.

[@unrealisticallynerdy8837]

Me too.

[@riley._.5332]

Your profile pic

[@gnomad28]

TheOneAnd OnlyAvery FELLOW SANDERS SIDES FAN!!! HELLO!!

[@vendetta3034]

i be watching it cos i miss dan ;--;

[@cookieboijackuwu9349]

TheOneAnd OnlyAvery sANDER SIDES

[@sydney6077]

i love how their texts are completely nonsensical to anyone else looking at them

[@dull_demon4717]

That was me and my ex's texts, but imagine weirder.

[@beefykeith48]

this is like another language. i don’t get how y’all understand eachother

[@bloomwrites]

They have their own language

[@catmuch793]

yocker, I didn’t understand it either, but, now I realize I do the same thing with my friends.

[@yaboimagnus4776]

This is how most of my verbal conversations go as well rip

[@lo9804]

Cuz their married

[@screams5697]

Ikr just- "YEET" "🐁"

[@bookpedia]

I am re watching all videos of them and you know why

[@adventuretimeness222]

Gabi creepy

[@mayfly6423]

Same

[@tealkerberus748]

All of us.

[@monalpattanaik5179]

so am i

[@batvaleska]

..to rewatch their videos because they are good.

[@tunababy_]

Ok guys, we get it. It hItS dIFfErEnT

[@shinfren]

Ughhhghghggh ikr every SINGLE person is saying that and I'm siiiiiick of it

[@adriaier]

MOOD

[@izabellamorgan7643]

No. It sLaPs AlTeRnAtEvLy

[@Tinycbean]

Poopy Smelly get over it 🙃

[@Kay-co8pf]

@@Tinycbean no u

[@binnedbag]

I regetti the spaghetti

[@bloomwrites]

We all do

[@stacylee3356]

Reminds me of Papyrus from Undertale XD

[@nerdygal6133]

Oooo I love you’re icon💛

[@justabsolutecringe712]

i regretti my life

[@audreythesquid_482]

🐋

[@chewcra]

Dan and Phil exposes each others camera roll . this needs to happen

[@JulieV]

😏😏😏

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

Yes

[@cryingbutinacoolway]

Yes!

[@haleyu191]

i’ve legitimately been so bored over quarentine and haven’t watched D&P for a year but guess whose back on their shit

[@francesatty7022]

s a m e

[@elizabethbeckz55]

SAME

[@borond]

i half-assedly looked at your profile picture and i thought it was frank iero in drag, what the actual fuck

[@abigailtowler8703]

@@borond it should be frank iero in drag tbh

[@mars30]

I’ve spent my entire 2020 watching their vids. All of them. And interviews. This is my life :)

[@qvackjoy]

don’t mind me, i’m going on a binge run

[@delightfulpisces1958]

Same, I'm also laughing at comments made 10 months ago.

[@ohokayc0ol]

@@delightfulpisces1958 I do that

[@irelandaintreal2945]

aye same

[@isla5669]

“absolute unit” phil u sound like my dad

[@benny_drowned23]

Phil is all of our Dad so is Dan 👬💑👬

[@AM-kr1pc]

What does unit mean in this context?

[@literally-no-one9587]

isla **gasp** WE SHARE A NAME

[@siggatinna333]

Wait when did he say that??

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Laura Glover was just about to say that.

[@keeleylouise4517]

I love how Phil is wearing bright things again,but Dan will always be monochrome.😂💜

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Keeley Walliss me though

[@keeleylouise4517]

Aesthetic Summer Yes

[@julianoaraujomota8148]

Dan and Phill: literally anything The comment section: ThIs HiTs So DiFfErEnT nOw

[@ceciliaellis662]

Phil: coop Dan: doop Phandom wheezing in corner: iT hItS dIfFeReNt!!

[@jaystrs]

Damn this video feels different but in a good way❤ extremely proud right now💗

[@pancon9947]

They all do

[@riley._.5332]

Why does it feel any different?

[@tasha1955]

They're the same people, nothing is different

[@elenastrzyzykowski9120]

phil: thanos deleted it me: *frantically unsubscribes while crying*

[@nowords550]

*same*

[@Zon_k]

too soon?

[@LeaLikesIcecream]

Who is Thanos?

[@elenastrzyzykowski9120]

Koala wayyyy too soon

[@elenastrzyzykowski9120]

LeaLikesIcecream he is the worst character that has ever existed in the marvel universe

[@sicksalt7765]

The fact That the have Whale sounds To communicate Too much cheese Oh my god

[@clarapickering6761]

This entire comment is me

[@say3441]

I love both of your profile pictures

[@clarapickering6761]

@@say3441 I love yours, Peggy is queen

[@say3441]

@@clarapickering6761 thanks! Also ikr

[@akras_a]

@@clarapickering6761 alex why are you watching Dan and Phil? You're dead

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

"This hits different now" NO IT DOESN'T. IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME AS IT ALWAYS WAS, THEIR SEXUALITIES DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

[@yelena.is.my.savior1547]

Do people still say that? I thought it was a june thing. But yeah true.

[@dirtjohn4206]

It just feels so different ,,but in the best way possible

[@abbyg2913]

Oof Loops y e s

[@Idk123OneTwoThree]

ME TOO

[@maxwilson2785]

they're still the same people but okay then

[@ellieb4854]

i regretti the spaghetti i think they mean they can see things from a different perspective now

[@anonymouscolorguardsoloist1159]

Oof Loops In what way?

[@VocalAttitude]

I can't believe we finally got context for that pinof text

[@JERBYTUBE]

Ikr. And I don't think they realized they told us haha ='D

[@gemlikestardust]

Which one??? What's the context?

[@lazycraft8106]

.

[@VocalAttitude]

The pain places one. Or which pinof?

[@jadedwizard823]

So I ran into a bench once STORY OF MY LIFE

[@imabandit5739]

We need a full story on that

[@mishakortanova]

6:28 Phil: You can never be a leg model now. Dan's new merch photos beg to differ

[@kellymcmahan2094]

This video brought to you by our sponsors: *R A P I D L I Q U I D*

[@longlivelester7477]

Kelly McMahan uasssd

[@parkerryann]

Kelly McMahan At least it’s better than Rize amiright

[@laurathedad]

Yes

[@kellymcmahan2094]

Jayden DeHaven *TRUTH*

[@boysbruises7442]

ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ʷᵃʸ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗᵒ ᵖʰⁱˡ

[@Leah-yh5sj]

that line absolutely freaking killed me. also, how did you make KZbin do the small text?

[@ellie9058]

Emily Matthews ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᴵ'ᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ

[@jolynnejohn9771]

So beautiful

[@yukki7359]

How do you get the small font? God i need to know pleASE

[@stankcrew4816]

i still can’t process how cute phil’s little movements are

[@brookedougherty7271]

I miss dan. But I would rather him be mentally healthy or just overall happy. I hope he is doing ok💚

[@tasha1955]

Same him and Phil were my emotional support during a very lonely and dark time in my childhood. I'm so happy Phil uploads so regularly, but I can't help but cry when I hear or see Dan presently. They sort of filled a kind of a parental or support role as strange as it sounds during childhood, I had no friends and all the older men I'd met (apart from family) had used me for my body (from 8-12, don't worry! I'm very happy now, 16, and very very lesbian). I didn't have anybody, but Dan and Phil were always there, even as I became more anxious, paranoid about people dying again, distrusting and began a horrible ED journey in search for control, they stayed. I wish I could meet them so I could just thank the fuck out of them, I'm not sure how I'd be able to put into words how grateful I am. I don't know if I'd even be here today, if I didn't have a place I felt safe. I really hope Dan is the happiest he's ever been, I honestly wish the world for both of them.

[@dixiefever]

“i ran into a bench once”

[@bandobsessed9404]

Once

[@reinumb9057]

I ran into a bench once and now my leg has a hole.

[@stellajobe565]

*oNcE* *snort* OI

[@samanthafortunato7988]

"I regretti the spaghetti" Welp, I think I've found my senior quote

[@kaonashiyakuza]

Samantha You have to use it 😀

[@sloths.enthusiast7419]

call me sensitive but the fact that dan got his new phone and texted a little “Hello!” before his Animoji really hit me in my feels when I get a new phone, I text spongebob quotes but this was so cute I’m really not prepared for this video!!! mentally stable? oop. coop? doop. hotel? trivago.

[@jamie-ze8vw]

dans like that guy in icarly that pronounces “yoghurt” as “yaghurt”

[@whofan1212]

Thata cus thats how we say ot in britain, not yoh-gurt

[@HannahWalshaw]

DAN AND PHILS BAREBACK ADVENTURE IM SCREAMING

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Hannah Walshaw x Did Dan not think that through or did he think it through too well?

[@isabelled4833]

Just imagine in the depths of your mind Dan and Phil on two couches making *literal whale noises...*

[@tabbniamh7810]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN I just giggled

[@seiko4296]

I got a spaghetti ad right before this They know what’s up

[@alvarosanchezsoto3962]

Dan's accent makes me feel safe and wholesome

[@JustaPhan]

SHOW ME THAT TEXTUSSY PT. 2

[@AG-we2ne]

1000th like x

[@avadubbs1160]

n4taliya honestly

[@min_i247]

I CACKLED WTF

[@honeydew3434]

@@min_i247 NYEHEHEHEHEH!

[@micapowder1221]

“We’re not going to make it to the end of America” Me (an American) “accurate”

[@somecoolobscurebandreferen167]

Seek refuge in Canada! Quickly!

[@philtrash2303]

@@somecoolobscurebandreferen167 Umm... Canada IS in America...

[@somecoolobscurebandreferen167]

@@philtrash2303 No it is not. They are different countries with different governments.

[@philtrash2303]

@@somecoolobscurebandreferen167 No... Canada is in North America. Canada and the United States on the other hand, are different countries.

[@sallysomethinginthewind]

Phil Trash #2 Exactly

[@izzychangedhernameagain8861]

HOW ABOUT DAN AND PHILS FURRY FIESTA QUINCENERA BAR MATZAH SWEET 16 BIRTHDAY PARTY

[@Missdirectiolover3]

I just need to say this- saying “tHiS hItS dIfFeReNt KnOw” is just as bad as expecting to two heterosexual people to be together just because of their sexual orientation. You’re not being cute or supportive, you’re putting pressure on two people who have already gone through too much because of fans who don’t understand that relationships (whether platonic or not) can be personal. Grow up and respect that these two people have a private life with no obligations to share.

[@kelpqueen1598]

Thank you!

[@sriprathavasanthysenthil2017]

Finally, someone who gets it!

[@ioannad1857]

EXACTLY

[@we_are_on_mars]

THANK YOU!! more people need to realise this! they are humans just like us and have feelings and they both went through so much with their sexualities and what people are saying isn't helpful, let them live their lives

[@jaffahcakes2517]

dan and phil laughing at the dog video is a mood

[@ForeverCellist]

"We have a noise for that" *both proceed to make noise at the same time, proving how often they must do it* Why are the so a d o r a b l e

[@dexa6623]

Talking about foodcomas, "we have noises for that". Y'all. They're just meant to be together (platonic, romantic, doesn't matter.)

[@yoon2917]

Idk why I can't stop grinning EVERY SINGLE SECOND ARREST ME--

[@niamhogeo3664]

Army and Phannie 😏😏😏😏😏

[@ellieb4854]

YOONMIN i’m sorry skskene

[@yoon2917]

Eyyy 🙋‍♀️

[@JustaPhan]

Dan and Phil text each other weird things. Guess that was the *message* of this video, eh?

[@caseyporter8107]

I wanna be your friend just cause of this comment

[@elengruffydd5103]

You, my friend, have earned a subscriber :)

[@yusukekitagawa1082]

Damn this is a mood.

[@kaitbear]

mooood

[@autumn4677]

*you did that*

[@celestnotceleste8315]

I got a condom ad on this vid Phil what's going on mate

[@ParkJimin-dm5ys]

Celest Walker 👀👀

[@starsoullove1026]

SO DID I

[@aiden.ambulance]

Celest Walker they don’t choose the ads on the vids they post idiot

[@michaelaedson4557]

Idk guys I'm more into Dan & Phil's bareback adventures

[@marieldcy7713]

oH my god SAME

[@k4ninethief]

I need someone to be the Phil to my Dan

[@jakebello7988]

THERE’S A SEQUEL BABY

[@littlelady3524]

-dan and phil- *coop and doop*

[@sam.w8477]

frankie w yassss

[@catluvrbelle]

dip n pip

[@mirandagrace007]

YES IM IN TEARS

[@lilys7036]

Severely disappointed that “bareback adventure” was not used

[@tmr3421]

I was like wtf throwing his glasses into the toilet full of pee is something that could only happen to phil but once it happened to me I shut up and understood i feel ya man im sorry

[@tealkerberus748]

TMR _ at least with glasses you can realistically wash them and get them clean. If you drop a phone in, that's another matter.

[@narssiearsie4853]

“Im getting my leg out FOR THE LADS” how did we not see

[@Nickllllllllll]

2:29 "Dan and Phil: BAREBACK ADVENTURE" What is life.

[@izzychangedhernameagain8861]

._.