What NOT to do at University

I open up about my TERRIBLE first week at University. Just do the opposite of me.
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[@audree1457]

"Someone touched me, then tried to peer pressure me into exercise" see thats why i avoid people

[@yinwu5189]

aesthetic trash lol

[@chikennugger7795]

Same. don`t let `em sniff your hair like a guy did to me at 3.00am heh... the awkward " What.. the.. fuck?"

[@devong.4216]

As a rower I can confirm that is how recruitment works.

[@manasvi6960]

CONGRATS YOU'VE BEEN NOTICED BY ONE OF THE CAT WHISKERED GODS I'M SO PROUD

[@joshbacon8241]

Lol

[@originelles590]

danielspastaisonfire

[@stitches768]

How does this not have replies

[@Jayde396]

There's a parallel universe where Dan got on the rowing machine and is now an Olympic rower

[@shreya7182]

twitchBennohod lmao the power of the multiverse can u imagine tho? Like dan howell, Olympic exerciser

[@jenniferbrosnan559]

twitchBennohod Lori Lachlan’s daughter who?

[@katiegrim3497]

he would have PHAT ergos

[@noone3305]

twitchBennohod there’s also an alternate universe where dan finished university and became a lawyer lol

[@Aly-ym9yi]

I mean, according to his DNA test video he has an “athletic build”

[@bobsaget190]

"University. Or sorry... COGHLAGE!" 😂

[@vampgf9580]

Llama Life it played in the video as I read this

[@YourRatKing62]

Thank god he explained I had no idea what he was talking about.

[@alexissays3372]

as an American I totally didn't understand when he said "university" I am lovin' life whoo

[@Ari_Danielle04]

Alexis Says wait actually lol? University is the bigger version of college ( in America at least) 😂😂😂

[@jisagay3872]

R/woosh

[@KylieMaples]

His screen computer is me

[@AbanteAmadeus]

Kylie's Corner Same

[@alohafrances8900]

haha same but u mean computer screen

[@tymarrie8919]

Kylie's Corner that highlight is blinding

[@iwashere143]

Your highlight 😱

[@mama-pm8ot]

Kaskerz 😂😂

[@nicholasfrundt4125]

I believe the American word for university is "debt".

[@freya.c4168]

Name Thingy I live your name thingy

[@kenzieze4022]

Name Thingy fACT

[@apoorrva]

quality banta

[@TheBaileyandashlyn]

It hurts how much that is true :c

[@scottedmonds147]

Name Thingy YOUVE BEEN NOTICED BY THE GOD

[@sterotypednerd]

“only ever punished for being themselves at school” is a comment that hits a little differently in 2019

[@Daniilope]

ikr 😭

[@courtneyholm2597]

😮😮😮

[@Obsessedsince]

sara green 😭

[@mackenzieb1572]

5:59 ...

[@shakibzz]

hits so different :[

[@kitvinn8149]

laundromats: exist dan: phil, come pick me up i’m scared

[@augustthacker5704]

Chkchkckhc underated comment

[@meganjnx4429]

🤣

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

Me: "Hi mom, I'm back with laundry" Dan: "Hi Phil, I'm back with laundry"

[@lonelyghost1851]

sAmE tHiNg RiGhT

[@dudemanguy1882]

saturnxdown True oml

[@fairycars]

"Hi daddy, I'm back with the laundry"

[@r33d.Jam3s]

elliewellie and

[@taekooklove6026]

Hahaha I hate y'all so much! (Jk I luv ya❤️)

[@readabook8574]

"full time internet hobo" jesus dan how relatable can you be?

[@veci5310]

ReadaBook 😂😂😂

[@TrashyContent]

ReadaBook YOU HAVE 666 LIKES BUT IM ABOUT TO MAKE IT 667 I APOLOGISE

[@spyderpig991]

Incredibly relateable XD

[@Luc.Hewett]

ReadaBook I thought it said "full time internet wobo"

[@leahnicole0549]

Uh that's not what it says honey

[@SpeedySecrets215]

Should've been friends with the Asian guy he seemed like he was going through the same thing as you

[@ethandonnelly4883]

I'm off to uni in 8 weeks and this has made me so much more relaxed to start as I know how to make pasta. Sorry Dan.... Thanks Dan

[@baguettegott3409]

So, how did it go? I'm also fresh to uni this fall and for me, the video only made me more anxious beforehand - great that it helped you though.

[@helloimarabbit4083]

@@baguettegott3409 I do believe they are dead.

[@danielsguts]

so, how's it going?

[@AmalGum001]

@@helloimarabbit4083 2 years, still no response. I also believe they are dead

[@missmaipai]

@@AmalGum0014 years. they’re dead.

[@boomboomwhoosh9387]

dans grandmas social life is more exciting than dans i think we could all learn something from her tbh

[@lanaadelslay]

soft boye daniel lmao

[@dalia5272]

+Daniel Howell leave

[@lanaadelslay]

OMG LUCKY

[@shaunac3861]

Daniel Howell leave

[@Hi48430]

hey, you got tagged

[@cinnawonnthequeen3123]

The H in University stands for Happiness.

[@for3stspirit]

Biskit Wafflez Me: “Wtf there’s no-“ Also me: *facepalms to the Ice Age* Now dead me: “Kill me now.”

[@DazzlingDiamondThree]

Biskit Wafflez xD nice one

[@LaurenT3G]

The U in university stands for unhappiness.

[@sarah5383]

Exactly, amen.

[@danya-vt2wb]

Dreamie Lightss The U in university stands for university

[@whodapole]

Always ask someone if "This is the room for _______ class?" Two birds with one stone - you've confirmed you're in the right place (or you're completely lost) and you've at least got someone to sit next to for the first day.

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Or both of you don't know and now that's your subject for the rest of your life.

[@lilyrose141]

this is exactly how i met one of my best uni friends three years ago, it actually works lol

[@Amelia-ok6gy]

Ahh see what I did what not ask and walk into the class, sit at the front and THEN realise I was in the wrong class

[@freyagiles3262]

Going to uni in less than a fortnight so thought I’d revisit this masterpiece

[@Gldenbunny]

Freya Giles ah same!

[@jongdaeisbrighterthanmyfut7418]

My first night at uni. Needed some wisdom.

[@hokayso4530]

going back to it to comfort myself

[@dilemmafordays8747]

Same I start on Sunday

[@Al-br2gl]

Same I start today and I am terrified so yeah I had the same idea

[@jamigarrison1169]

"Look at you ya crispy rascal."

[@ksksksks236]

Somewhat Psycho 99% of people can't tell if dan is talking about the autumn leaf or his attempt at making pasta

[@sarahurrutia2904]

the first image on my mind was a burnt rat idk

[@Ghost_0418]

I would be that leaf that fell on dans

[@user-uy2vs5jg7l]

Sarah the chris pratt/crisp rat picture

[@karenj946]

Kiwigirl48 Dans what??????

[@sheriffb1544]

The moment Dan said the “metaphor for my life”, the video froze and I lost my internet connection. Guess that’s the perfect metaphor for my life.

[@freyabroderick]

Sheriff B i trust you got internet back ...

[@MyaHazes]

Sheriff B Dan liking your comment is the metaphor of your life.

[@elleadams4954]

Fatherless Child I agree 👍🏼

[@yamas4799]

Sheriff B I chocked on my chocolate milk while reading this

[@sheriffb1544]

I did, thank goodness.

[@biancataylor635]

"A colossal loser who was only really ever punished for being themselves at school" Damn, now that we know what happened that's actually really sad

[@sonofamumford4969]

So Dan, you're the reason I went to our school's club fair and am now a national champion in speech and debate so thanks for that

[@maym8428]

*dan smashing a leaf* Me: *nods head* Me: i agree

[@r0b4w11]

Indeed

[@kelseydonaghy4599]

Maylee Mann do you like one direction

[@adorablestitchxoxo7214]

RossIsnotthatboring j

[@aimforlifenow]

I DONT WANT SUMMER TO BE OVER!!!!

[@larryxlashton3130]

hello fellow larrie

[@liilya9915]

*talk to strangers on facebook*

[@shootie2967]

Liilya wait, this is Jaebum on your profile picture or Jae? I'm confused

[@amy-oz4yr]

omo it's jaebum.

[@boqan83]

It's Jaebum

[@melanirangel9166]

Liilya omg...both of us like kpop, animations, Daniel Howell, and safiya nyygard... o.o

[@peepeepoopoo7182]

Liilya me

[@charlieishee153]

2:20 this… this hits different now

[@charlieishee153]

Debora Brodde it’s painful

[@hooly_crab9560]

That part made me want to freaking cry

[@beeyuhs]

dude

[@saneyahkhan7375]

"I went outside last week, but that's not the interesting part" ...Dan you never go outside, that's the most interesting thing to happen to you in a long time

[@kianmills4170]

Saneyah Khan yep and also literally me.

[@farwarter]

now that REALLY is the interesting part of our lives

[@lizmichelle5471]

1. Don't play drinking games with wine on your first night. It's gross 2. Societies are great, especially the nerdy ones 3. Don't try and have a conversation with your personal tutor while extremely drunk. He will bring it up after your graduation and trigger you with the shame.

[@lizmichelle5471]

I made the best friends in anime and sci-fi society! And I've only just started to be able to drink wine again.

[@devong.4216]

LizMichelle and if you want to try athletics, really recommend rowing. The community is great and y'all understand each other's pain because literally no one does (in the U.S. Anyways)

[@user-di4gs5jt7e]

Being social in uni sounds a lot harder than uni itself I'm dying

[@Muser4Life]

Not exactly. I'm a quiet and shy type (who likes to draw) and I easily found people with similar personalities to me. In highschool, there would be 1/million chance of that happening. Whereas in uni, it's more like 1/10 people will be similar to you. Plus, there's isn't really a social hierarchy when you enter uni - it's like a reset button. Everyone's on the same boat so no one really cares about other peoples' past.

[@carlacolumna2046]

Maya Actually, I found it way easier than highschool or post graduation. 90% of people who start out are as clueless as you are and. I'll garantee you there are a lot of people who share the same interests as you. As long as you don't spend your whole time locked up in your own room you'll be fine.

[@kha7072]

At least in Uni, not everyone is a complete ass and thinks that twerking on your desk is cool, hip, trendy and edgy. I'm not totally social with everyone, but at least those in Uni have matured since high school and can respect their peers and their workspace.

[@kha7072]

Actually never mind, Uni people may respect you, but they weird as hell.

[@PugThug09]

It is

[@aditiprasad8789]

8:14 is the guy from the sock thing in the internet support group 10

[@alicebergonzi3802]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@novaisdeadinside2571]

I had the exact same brainwave thank you

[@shreksswaggyswamp9071]

*"honestly i couldn't tell if they were threatening each other or flirting"* I FOUND THIS SO FUNNY OMG

[@anjana6097]

i absolutely love dans computer screensaver

[@estuardo1069]

anjana it's our inner us

[@LaughOutRandom]

anjana a

[@ezraaaaaaaaaa]

anjana sameeeeee :3

[@ramyakaannambhotla7046]

anjana SAME THO!!!!!!!

[@abbyconway3259]

anjana I thought no one else noticed!

[@aj-zc4to]

Don't kinkshame the sock guy

[@ffs2410]

jaxoot your profile picture is amazing

[@aj-zc4to]

WhyParkJiminWhenYouCanRideEm thanks bro

[@structurednonsense2035]

jaxoot That profile pic is goals!

[@nournametalla3679]

Omg please how did you make your profile picture

[@melamey]

Me and my whole squad did what you did for your profile pic it was hilarious as hecc

[@Sophie-xu9ji]

Brittan: University USA: COLHAGE Canada: EvErYtHiNg

[@kianmills4170]

Lillyluvslollypops11 I’m sorry to be the one to do this to you but...... . . . . . . . *Britain

[@sarahl3721]

Britten: Royal College of Music

[@wilbur9094]

I'm an amurican 🇺🇸 and I call it uni ;~;

[@getsconfusioninepsilon-1186]

We got both, right??

[@purplebutterfly2113]

We've got College, University/uni, and Post-Secondary Education. They all typically mean different things as well.

[@loosy3992]

"I set fire to pasta" GOOD LORD DAN

[@thefaultinmybts1196]

The image of Dan on the computer is giving me memories

[@kat-h]

TheFaultInMyBTS army

[@moonlitgalaxy5940]

ARMY@@@@@@@

[@Lana-vn8li]

TheFaultInMyBTS army

[@thefaultinmybts1196]

I'm a broken Person I think a lot of people noticed

[@froggo6526]

TheFaultInMyBTS it's so relatable I can't even--

[@emilyfried3110]

"A well hydrated night on the town" Sure dude.

[@sanriotitties847]

Oh my god great name

[@teemckenzie4975]

Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup Such a great username

[@manasvi6960]

down it down it down it

[@tatewillow6840]

Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup I just subscribed to you bc of your username.

[@rosiepauline6231]

Panic! At the ramen Noodle soup water, it's important to stay hydrated (please someone get the reference)

[@Charlie-xx1nd]

i full on did a spit take when Dan dressed up as a girl and winked. there is now noodles all over my laptop.

[@naan000]

Charlie and Phil wrestling dan for a book XD

[@olliev.s.364]

when you suddenly realize that was phil saying "DOWN IT, DOWN IT, DOWN IT" i snorted.

[@mackenziefelix9661]

that single minion sock, Dan wore in one of the pinof videos.

[@nadyahstone3649]

No that's a different one, the one in the pinof was black

[@helainanatasha7496]

sometimes I put glue on my face pinof 8 and it's not the same

[@AvieA.]

Naw m8 it's a different sock

[@jody2482]

omg i cant wait for the new one in a few months

[@thatbitch9983]

sometimes I put glue on my face how do y'all know this shit I forget my middle name sometimes OR EVEN MY NAME

[@vrishas7499]

Me : Started school a *week* ago Also me : is a stressed out mess of a person

[@user-gh7rm1zx4o]

Vrisha S *sigh* Same

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

Me *3rd week of school starts tomorrow*

[@oliverleamon383]

*started school on July 31st* yeah alright

[@addybuechi]

same

[@vrishas7499]

Audrey Leamon omg I started September 5th good luck dude

[@superuniversal3950]

Me and all my housemates had breakdowns on our first trip to ASDA. It's a must-do experience

[@helloimarabbit4083]

What like all at all once in different parts of the store,all together or randomly in different parts of the store?

[@superuniversal3950]

@@helloimarabbit4083 no we all went to ASDA seperately and had seperate breakdowns

[@superuniversal3950]

@@helloimarabbit4083 because we all moved in on different days

[@_froggblin_228]

*Teacher puts a test down in front of me* "No one taught me anything! useless parents"

[@topsoil8690]

Dan: hey Phil I need you to pour liquor all over my face Phil: alright

[@weethetniet9427]

@ellie day nah i doubt they would waste that, im guessing its water

[@jessicawaite5140]

Ellie, liquor is a general statement to include all alcohol

[@sinkdishes]

ellie day Please do not pour alcohol in your eyes, you will damage your eyes

[@ThePakeezah]

@ellie day that's liqueur

[@amandapotgieter8576]

Probs water but still funny 😂

[@talyorke4286]

why no one is talking about the "Fulltime Internet Hobo" in the back ahahaha

[@rainrads]

tal yorke ikr 😂

[@Megan-qb9rx]

Or homo?😏

[@xfluetura]

I WAS ABOUT TO POINT THAT OUT! XDDD

[@emilyfried3110]

tal yorke AHHH THANK YOU I COULDNT READ IT TY

[@nikkisalazar8078]

I thought it said homo😂

[@iomartinez9105]

this "not going outside" thing aged like good wine

[@lovingdragons]

Heh heh heh...

[@kisbored2189]

Now: "LICK ME, CARESS ME, I WANT TO JUMP INTO A SEA OF PEOPLE! THE INTROVERT INSIDE ME HAS DIED!" -Dan 2k21

[@raine0514]

I CAN FINALLY USE THIS ADVICE...5 YEARS LATER

[@caffeinatedx]

IKR me too!!

[@bellapearce6688]

*"Ya'll are weird"* 🤣👌

[@luvlyllulu]

Bella Pearce everyone here is weird -w-

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

Qwaint Quiet we all float down here

[@molly7569]

Cupcake Pooper z

[@vid1urekha2]

Tyler Oakley is that u

[@JujuBearHala]

Bella Pearce what time?

[@smacvicar6412]

What not to do at University 1. Drop out

[@misskeya8412]

Or, Flunk

[@anonjfjf9123]

Suzanne MacVicar Turned out quite nicely for him and many other people, though, hasn't it?

[@LisaNarozhnykh]

What not to do at university 1. Be the awkward overthinker that is me

[@burnedflowers2266]

PARK everyone flunks, lets not go there lol

[@chloepalmer-staines880]

Well there go my plans 😂

[@rebeccanehring4831]

One huge thing I have learned from my years in college: there is absolutely NO shame in changing your major. It doesn't matter what the change is; this is your life and you're the one who has to live with it. If you feel like the major you are in is not feeling right or wasn't what you expected you are allowed to change it despite anything anyone says. As long as you're happy. That's what matters the most, especially at this point in your life. You're still trying to figure yourself out and trying new things is what you're supposed to be doing. Take risks because you have the time to fix them if they turn out to be mistakes. Life is not moving as quickly as people say, it's ok to go slow. There's nothing wrong with testing things out. You don't have to know exactly who you are or who you want to be at this point. It'll be ok

[@22dragons58]

why did I read this in Dan's voice?

[@toenailairconditioner7406]

because dan also greetings fellow human waiting for the return of the king

[@em-hq9gn]

I'm in my second year doing accounting and sometimes I really wish I'd gone into something different that felt more right for me, like english lit. But at the same time I have no courage and I'd seriously like a job in the future :(

[@gaildahlas]

This this this! I'm taking a year out to work after spending one on definitely the wrong course, and it's never too late to change direction if the subject/s you're studying = not for you. No shame in figuring out what's best for yourself if you're able to :)

[@greenlime2696]

I watched this when I was 16 Now I'm rewatching it right before I go to university

[@SoHappy]

When Dan uploads

[@haileeyyy8479]

YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

[@graceriley2500]

So Happy truuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

[@theoverpoweredgamer1006]

So Happy lol

[@jodiewoods5936]

My heart stopped 💓💓

[@maddie4691]

You got noticed congrats!!

[@IrisRiedel6]

Any 6 ft 3 inches person describing anyone as "massive" is hilarious.

[@k.sharma6104]

*insert Lenny face here*

[@jessicawaite5140]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lo9804]

Lol

[@amandapotgieter8576]

666th like

[@mja5543]

Dan's 6"3??? He's literally over a foot taller than me

[@grap87]

“Hey Phil wrestle this book of me for a video.” “... okay”

[@ashlynnl.2715]

Don't worry Dan. Spencer quit law school in less than a week😂

[@MultiScorpio57]

Ashlynn Lofton He made it exactly 3 days, that is 3 days more than I would’ve

[@courtneyholm2597]

😂😂😂

[@partypoison4730]

Ahhaah😂

[@midnight_lily]

But he kept the book

[@disneyplays3586]

this video: opens about uni next vid: mENTAL HEALTH Godbless

[@lalakuma9]

Those two things are related At least they did for me :(

[@niamh5016]

*In university* *Knock* Phil: Dan what are you- Phil: Are you using my- Dan: I DONT WANT MY SOCKS STOLEN Phil: Okay..... Phil: I'm just going to.... go over there.....

[@katculbertson2444]

I mean, those darn sock goblins get him all the time anyway...

[@shreyarup5646]

Neve Wilde z

[@danielhowell]

basically

[@wildcherrydietpepsi]

oh shit its him

[@simulationbreak8543]

Daniel Howell well....

[@milkteamachine]

Can't relate to not knowing how to cook or use a laundromat, *very much* relate to crying at the grocery store because you're overwhelmed with existential dread, cheers!

[@sarahl3721]

cheese

[@samiya_hou]

Dan: Literally someone TouChEd me peer pressured me into EXerCisE Me: That's too far

[@alertmacy4867]

imagine dan being that lawyer but with the emo af hair

[@awesomesauce5350]

AlertMacy lmao-

[@cheesewhiz6472]

Person: "hey man I need a good lawyer asap could you hook me up with one?" Other person: *appears from the shadows* "a good lawyer eh? Alright then, I'm sending THE lawyer." Person: "you mean the lawyer with emo hair?" Other person: *gasp* Even more people: *gasp* HE SAID IT

[@hannachan2524]

😂😂😂

[@katie8326]

Tagora gorjek

[@tawnykenobi6065]

STORY TIME One of my professors snapped in the middle of a lecture. I mean he stopped the class for 20 minutes, told us that one of us had intentionally tried to poisoned him and his wife at a restaurant, that he had names, was taking all of us to court, and we were as evil as a giant genocidal snake that ate virgin girls. Yep. At least psycho french teacher was nice...

[@rubymia.8920]

Haha

[@rosieesor]

Tawny Kenobi What the frick....

[@tawnykenobi6065]

Rosie D That's what I said.

[@owl2944]

OMFG

[@laughterwillgiveyoulungdis4076]

I Stan your profile picture

[@sav7459]

4 years after this video im now a first year in college and binge drinking, struggling in classes, weird library vibes, and surviving off cheap snacks is exactly the university experience lmao i love this place so much

[@plum8810]

0:55 here ya go, if you wanna keep replaying that. you're welcome.

[@imashthatsatotheshush5735]

Why is no one talking about Phil's " *DOWN IT ! DOWN IT !* " ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabialas8008]

I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! FINALLY!!! IT WAS 🙏🏽🙏🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[@kylieramberg4505]

I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! Your profile picture is my bias oops

[@Anna-kd6ff]

I like a løt of bands he's my bias wrecker oops

[@ashlovesjungoouwu3206]

I'm Ash , that's A to the Shush! Yo

[@ashchats5697]

Hey fellow ash and fellow army

[@TheEllarooroo]

You know an American has subbed the video when Asda is spelled "aster"

[@laurenwills4520]

I swear Asda is Walmart but it's just called Asda in the uk for some weird probably legal reason? Or am I just incredibly fucking stupid?

[@Cameron1621]

Lauren Wills walmart owns asda. yes you are stupid

[@ericameadows2878]

Lauren Wills Walmart actually own Asda so that's probably why they are so similar

[@Emine2727]

Lauren Wills nope, you are correct.

[@ericameadows2878]

Cameron Munro wow maybe they didn't know that sorry for not being a fucking know it all about supermarket owners

[@chloeioane6324]

Are we not going to talk about his computer screen in the background😂😂😂😂

[@aminah6289]

Chloe Ioane 😂😂😂

[@sarahfignutmum8235]

...No...

[@midnight_legacy48]

Used to watch Dan’s videos basically on repeat to help distract me from my mental demons, never thinking I’d ever be well enough to further my education. Now I’m 22, and tomorrow is my first day at university and I’m currently sat in my student accommodation feeling hella emotional at how far I’ve come since the first time I found Dan’s videos. He probably won’t see this but thanks Dan, your videos really helped me overcome some long, dark nights, and I’ve definitely taken some tips from this vid on what not to do now I’m here 😂 xx

[@ayethirah]

I'm so proud of you!

[@Jiihariial]

++

[@Anna-zz5fq]

“Pretended I had to take an important phone call, then nopped the hell back to my room.” I RELATE

[@maxine3657]

666th like

[@loredanapace8]

DAN, MAYBE YOU DID BURN PASTA, WELL, I EXPLODED A FUCKING MICROWAVE TRYING TO MAKE POPCORN. IT LITERALLY CAUGHT ON FIRE, WHILE I was watching YT on my phone. If it werent for my mum, the whole house would have probs ended up on fire

[@thesaber903]

LOL. THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.

[@jadensarchive]

ItsDana_yt//loredanapace8 i blew up marinara sauce 😅😅

[@AveryM-je7wd]

y'all peasants don't know what it's like to make popcorn at TWO IN THE MORNING WHEN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE IS COVERED IN BURNT POPCORN

[@naobiclarke7926]

I got scared when the toast popped up.

[@dion9956]

Lmao this reminded me of something my best friend did. She burned cereal while microwaving it.

[@aaliyah_cm]

i cant believe i ended up exactly like this despite watching dan in my formative years. im sorry i didnt learn or listen to you dad

[@lorenzoproductions3267]

I cant believe this is relevant to me now, 2 years ago i saw this and was like ha that AGES AWAY! ... it was not ages away

[@HenrythePaleoGuy]

Same here. Same here...

[@chxrub]

big mood

[@jamigarrison1169]

I can't be the only one crying

[@dulceortiz3456]

Somewhat Psycho *crafting*

[@mirandaluna2700]

Dodie Yellow yes we're crafting

[@kariscove]

Dont cry , craft!

[@usuariodesconocido7436]

I craft too

[@halimah4425]

don't cry, craft!

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

Omg good job dan! Setting fire to pasta is my ultimate life goal!!

[@slowtxwnx6145]

SomeRandomDemigod Hey I love Percy Jackson

[@jessangel5082]

SomeRandomDemigod same

[@jensi1100]

SomeRandomDemigod my sister burned spaghetti once but WITH water. 🤔🤔

[@Millie-et2ex]

Hello fellow demigod :)

[@yoinkiezoinks]

SomeRandomDemigod my sister has managed to set the kettle on fire before. Don't say setting pasta on fire is weird/hard. Cos it's not.

[@InnocuousRica]

I watched this at first back when I was in 10th grade… I’m now on my 2nd year of uni, ditching my 8 30 am class and binge watching Dan again.

[@shackles5850]

haha, same here. I remember watching this when I was 14/15 thinking I wouldn't even finish high school, but here I am in my second year of uni, doing what I ACTUALLY enjoy.

[@angelkittenxxx]

Imagine I watched this four years ago, the day it came out, at the age of 15 as a pleasant form of enjoyment and now four years later at the age of 19, I'm about to start University in a matter of weeks and am watching it as a survival guide. DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES.

[@koutashinji]

I also had a roommate who disappeared suddenly mid-semester. Never did bother to find out what happened to him, was just glad to have the room to myself. (Tbh, tho, I think I was the weird one and he was just escaping.)

[@erexa8061]

koutashinji lmao

[@rubykeenan1313]

Lol 700th like

[@comicphans2440]

wait whos that dude who wrestled you for the book? never seen him before but he seems cool, do you two live together or something?

[@hettyfox]

I just got a post notification from you, I'm just about to go and watch your new video....

[@kayleighdonald1038]

Comicphans I laughed harder then I should have 😂

[@josiegonzalez1693]

i could not stop laughing and I feel so bad so sorry dan

[@thankskelley5543]

Comicphans oh hello mate

[@lnh7199]

Dans new video but it's just the Phil parts

[@m0thman815]

So I used Phil’s washing machine for the rest of the year. Oh Dan

[@valeriebenton860]

I found that the best time to use the laundromat at uni is Saturday/Sunday morning bc everyone was still in bed from the night before, even at 12 noon 😂

[@groovy7967]

"I swear Dan is getting gayer"- My Mum 9/29/2017

[@franziska9260]

Your mother is awesome.

[@rat-wc7wj]

Your amazing mom is on fire my friend

[@ashyakunina3168]

i want this on a shirt

[@felicia9199]

British-Aussie Lover some people write it the opposite way it means 29/9/2017 fyi

[@swag2736]

British-Aussie Lover in America, we write it month-day-year (I know it’s weird) so she’s saying that her mom said it on September 29, 2017

[@katsuki-bakugou9444]

Dan:I went outside last week and guess what landed on my head . Me :the death note ?

[@alexia5811]

nao nanase I wish I could like something more than once.

[@amy_cwwalsh2410]

nao nanase is it weird that when he said that I thought he was going to describe a pigeon shitting on his head?

[@Adam-jf8wq]

@@alexia5811 same

[@ahdndjnff8146]

Ok but me tho

[@mo-vs8gu]

I wish i had a death note.... the world would be screwed

[@imid3440]

this hits so different now :(

[@lilithnorth7062]

ironic that he said "if you're going in 5 years" and 5 years later here I sit, starting my course in a few weeks.. Damn.. time flies

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

Yesterday was my first day at uni so I thought I'd come back to this vid & share my experiences lol.... basically, arrived at 10am with my dad, had a very rubbery cheese toastie, got stuck in a queue at tesco, my dad left, i cried in my room for like 2 hours, unpacked, walked around campus, got lost, had an awkward meeting with my classmates & ended the day with some leftover pizza, a packet of crisps & more crying in my room... I think you'll agree that was a resounding success...

[@jayjaythejetplane5390]

dangerliesbeforeyou how’s uni going so far?

[@fanpet3912]

Sounds like something I'd do

[@hosseokjin8685]

Please,I would have done something 100× worse that's not that bad 😅

[@beybladerocks7]

Is it really uni if the toasted sandwich doesn't taste like rubber?

[@thattheatrejen9987]

Sounds like a fantastic first day at uni

[@DrFrenchfries]

"Look at you, you crispy rascal" -Daniel Howell

[@hannahcook5087]

*grinning* Look at you, you crispy rascal *proceed to violently smash*

[@dietcoke9236]

Oh god how is he going to be in 2018

[@rikkatakanashi727]

how was this uploaded only 3 years ago this feels like an artifact from like 2014

[@peachesndjules3309]

five secs in and im already reminded about how much i miss him 😔

[@arthurvanessen5390]

Just in time for my first year of uni

[@lilmissemi]

Arthur van Essen ayy good luck, ill b shipped off in a year

[@maddysmonster4660]

Arthur van Essen OmG same!😂

[@penutbutterlover3637]

Arthur van Essen good luck

[@suburbanbluez]

Ayeee same

[@violetembers330]

Arthur van Essen good luck!!!!! I'm a senior and I think once you get over the nerves of freshmen year it goes by fast. :)

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

AMAZING INTRO

[@soph9132]

SomeRandomDemigod oml your pic is amazing! what god do you think you're a child of?

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

ThatDamDemigodWitch Ares :)

[@DollyqLivv]

Aries Thats wut i am

[@everobertson6374]

PAPPYSOEIDON FOR DA WIN

[@somerandomdemigod4636]

Jocelyn Rabinowitz am I?

[@sweetwish3708]

My 2020 recommendations are honestly beautiful - finally realising I need relatable content before I go to university and what better than Danny boy

[@kllymeow]

the chinese under the words "daniel's room" actually says "daniel" so thanks for ur dedication

[@amie5351]

This is another piece of EXTREMELYYYYYYY good advice off Daniel....e-extremely....

[@iq9844]

TolSmolBean is

[@acidtacos455]

TolSmolBean very

[@pluto_kun]

TolSmolBean i

[@josephtownsend6062]

TolSmolBean I

[@jeongkikim]

Why is your profile picture a loaf of bread imbedded with doges?

[@gracechen2694]

I relate to Dan's shirt

[@Autumn-db9fc]

Same

[@16canarys]

Same.

[@GoThroughTheEvermore]

lol i am HIS child

[@swaggyxrauhl]

: |

[@lunathecat6195]

Grace Chen lol

[@aliceford3692]

I left my door open and one of my flat mates asked me if it was broken and that’s why I had it open

[@messedupet1875]

He said he was in LGBT club 2 years ago... man the signs were all there.

[@juliajihae]

messed up ET I was looking for this comment

[@crepezzzzz]

he didn't say he was in it, he just said it existed

[@arunimagahlot8781]

He literally went to the other side of town to use a washing machine I can't deal with this ridiculous man

[@alishafernandez6734]

well.. he spent most of his uni life at phil's apartment so it's not as contradictory as it seems.

[@danielnikolovski3795]

Calls grandma cuz he's lonely. Dosent answer cuz shes busy. My life

[@ronjarovardotter1745]

Mine too. My grandma has more of a social life than I do

[@kayleyhahn4811]

Daniel Nikolovski I live right next door to my grandma so when i feel the need to interact with another human i walk to my grandms's house.

[@FaithsStardust]

Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...

[@FaithsStardust]

Daniel Nikolovski I was just kind of surprised it wasn't his mum he called...

[@madisonrobicheaux8095]

Phil fight dan for the book killed me. I don’t know why but it did

[@xinriji]

As someone who watched this video in secondary school, and is now a university student, i can relate to this video so much more. Especially the fact that i broke all the rules of what NOT to do at University in my first week of school.

[@alexfsayshi5279]

This is *good* information for next year!...

[@meaganthemarionette4899]

Hey, this *is* good info for me! Gotta take this with me in two (or if I take a gap year, three) years.

[@rockstarswannyswanton1736]

aLEX fLETCHER for me I start college tomorrow

[@idkman5500]

aLEX fLETCHER YO YOUR NAME IS SO SIMILAR TO MINE WTF IM ABBY FLETCHER

[@LoopnMix]

*I just made a compilation of every time Dan says HELLO INTERNET ! check it out lol !*

[@maririnWebcomics]

It's at 666 likes

[@matchaluv8671]

"nah m8"

[@AAAAAHHHHHHHASAAA]

peterparkerr that quote just sums up me everyday when I am told to do something social.

[@altavrie]

I'm in my second year and this video just came up on my recommended lol... so weird because I started watching your videos when I was in 7th grade.

[@Ledwards007]

Dan is a prime example of why you read the preparation steps on the back of food