Alexa: “Would you like for me to reorder Zoloft on your Amazon Pill Pack account?”
@spacelinx4 жыл бұрын
Alexa: Stop spying on me. Alexa: Can’t comply. It’s what I was designed for.
@dontmindme46883 жыл бұрын
Lol
@spacelinx3 жыл бұрын
@Bongo Cat : Haha. And it cannot be violated!
@michaelnewton13323 жыл бұрын
I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave!
@sarathsanthan59803 жыл бұрын
She just told me she's not doing it, she is desined to protect my privacy. LOL🤣🤣🤣
@lilysisifuntime14513 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
@Water_1563 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is “Alexa self destruct”
@frickyomom3 жыл бұрын
Just say “Alexa” is the government watching me
@ViktoriousDead3 жыл бұрын
Me “Alexa is the government listening to me?” Alexa “............. I mean what am I supposed to say here....”
@Not_John12463 жыл бұрын
WRONG she said (we take our privacy very seriously blah blah blah and yea
@smallstudiodesign3 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true American : Meanwhile, governments are generally incompetent .. I’d be more worried about the big multinational corporation who data mines you listening 👂...
@Cassie-yc9nt4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist every time they say ‘alexa’ your alexa gets summoned......
@summerw11554 жыл бұрын
Cassie not true
@dannyinfield47484 жыл бұрын
Summer time boba tea r/wooooosh
@NeonSJuggalo4 жыл бұрын
Mine did
@elijahgilmour96594 жыл бұрын
@@summerw1155 mine did
@elizabethdances87103 жыл бұрын
WHATT BROO SERIOUSLY 😨😦😦
@johnjriggsarchery24573 жыл бұрын
Listening in on your conversations and keeping records of everything you say.
@Luis-tz8kt3 жыл бұрын
yeah, it literally must be listening all the time to hear the key word, no technology in the world could just pick up the single word, it has to be listening and saving the recordings
@caitlynnclark66523 жыл бұрын
Just mute your alexa
@tiresoup18243 жыл бұрын
It’s always so funny looking at paranoid crackheads that refuse to get with the times
@Luis-tz8kt3 жыл бұрын
@@caitlynnclark6652 how do you know it’s still not listening
@susanjackson21843 жыл бұрын
@@caitlynnclark6652 No muting. Unplug it to be safe
@williampgalloway4 жыл бұрын
ahh yes, bugging your own house so that the government listen in
@carloscarney84714 жыл бұрын
Too late your phone does that
@shreshbhattacharyya92903 жыл бұрын
@Rex Colubra: Animal Whisperer If I am doing nothing wrong then why not? if the govvy us interested in watching people going down on their partner, watch weird videos and listen to crazy phone conversations with friends I don't mind, it's the govvy's headache(Hiya Biden wassup)
@derekellis41703 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's not what happens
@susanjackson21843 жыл бұрын
Your smart tv and your computer camera does also
@nouseforaname.13643 жыл бұрын
@@shreshbhattacharyya9290 if you're willing to give up any freedom then you deserve none.
@glowartzanimation29323 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Alexa listens to you when you dont want her too? Seriously, at noon she said "do you mind getting ready for bed, mimi) mimi is a family name I NEVER told her.
@myonlybeauty3 жыл бұрын
mmhmm
@candicosens81783 жыл бұрын
Also it will control your credit score it watches and hears everything you do and uyou say it's a spy
@luckyflower2473 жыл бұрын
The o with a slash button is how you mute her. I keep her muted until I want to talk to her
@jay-yb1zt3 жыл бұрын
it’s true i was the alexa😏😏
@susanjackson21843 жыл бұрын
Spooky isn't it? Why do you people continue having these in your homes?
@paulpowell95953 жыл бұрын
Another thing Alexa does that you didn't know: Spying on you
@scaryedits_cc3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the there’s German spies
@randomediterandmaybeanimat85583 жыл бұрын
Paul Powell another thing: the. Add gets you off. Your video your watchig
@Ben-M-YT3 жыл бұрын
True
@вечная_мерзлота3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a politician selling out my country to China. I've nothing to hide.
@monikarobinson25933 жыл бұрын
Unplug when you don't want to be listened on to. I got Alexa for free surveillance, motion activated Blink cameras pointed at my driveway. I already had Amazon prime so I didn't have to look for another company and pay them monthly fees for security cams. This is pretty neat. Again, you can just unplug when you are home, for days at a time, if you feel like it. I like the idea to attach a blink camera to point it at my living room when I'm away for the weekends so I can see what is going on with my cats. Some people just don't care if they are being spied on or not so they'll even put the echo dots in their bedrooms. A tad too much, in my opinion.
@STKYSAUCE4 жыл бұрын
Legit knew all
@LetGryphon504 жыл бұрын
Same
@d.b54714 жыл бұрын
Lol me 3
@chaser57684 жыл бұрын
ikr
@LilRichNigga244 жыл бұрын
Forreal smh
@beardedfatguy14 жыл бұрын
Y’all wanna damn cookie???
@susanwenner87383 жыл бұрын
I imagine people with this device can never name one of their kids Alexa!!
@libinator143 жыл бұрын
You can change the wake word to “Echo”, “Computer”, or “Amazon”. Alexa is the default, but it doesn’t have to be what’s used.
@DoubleMJPierce3 жыл бұрын
Or Alyssa. There's one at my job and every time we call the employee's name Alexa answers. So we just started muting her.
@libinator143 жыл бұрын
@@DoubleMJPierce change her wake word
@DoubleMJPierce3 жыл бұрын
@@libinator14 Nah I'll just keep muting her. We only use it for music. Thanks though
@ali-jg7ct3 жыл бұрын
If my baby brother was a girl my mom would have named him Alexa
@Dr.ZoidbergPhD3 жыл бұрын
I like how they say you can customize it any way I want, but I can't change the name or voice. Legit the 2 things I'd want to change the most
@gayrunnycumstain3 жыл бұрын
u tryna be like "hey shaniqua, can cats eat pancakes"?
@Dr.ZoidbergPhD3 жыл бұрын
@@gayrunnycumstain Y-.....no
@moore20083 жыл бұрын
@@Dr.ZoidbergPhD lol
@alexa.fromanother_planet29753 жыл бұрын
Your Alexa robot thing ruined my life. My name is Alexa and do you know how hard it is going to school and people always saying to me “Hey Alexa what is the weather like today” “hey Alexa turn off the lights “
@djishanali3593 жыл бұрын
Bro that’s peak
@BariumCobaltNitrog3n3 жыл бұрын
The comment above yours is talking about you.
@Coolman111113 жыл бұрын
@@djishanali359 ikr
@Coolman111113 жыл бұрын
@@djishanali359 ikr
@Coolman111113 жыл бұрын
@@djishanali359 ikr
@akingbadeomosebi35173 жыл бұрын
Alexa is always surprising me. The mediatek powered echo devices are really amazing
@Kuromi_lover107252 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@nagasatyanarayana23602 жыл бұрын
9999999999999⁹ pp 0
@taylorlukens84863 жыл бұрын
How the heck did “Alexa turn up the volume” get on this list. That’s like one of the most common commands.
@michaelbarclay13274 жыл бұрын
Testify against you in an FBI investigation?
@ax_lz3 жыл бұрын
Now do something to turn off the “by the way”
@night06phere353 жыл бұрын
There already is
@mimsley53 жыл бұрын
I had lost my iPhone phone somewhere in my house...and I have Amazon fire tablets for my grandsons... so I thought “maybe Alexa on their tablets can help. So I asked Alexa if she could find my phone- she asked for the number and she called it!! It was so cool...
@nathannotnate49084 жыл бұрын
#1: relay all of your information to the NSA. They now know everything about you
@monikarobinson25933 жыл бұрын
Alexa, Facebook, Instagram. Full names, pictures of homes, cars, families. And then those people yell they won't get vaccines because they'll be spied on. Ignoring the everyday spying and choosing to fixate on imaginary spying. :-)
@sovietunion22713 жыл бұрын
O
@nikkinicole55883 жыл бұрын
Big brother already knows everything about us anyways.
@joann31902 жыл бұрын
You're reading way to much creepypasta, dude.
@joann31902 жыл бұрын
Alexa, now spy on this idiot.
@Messyodb4 жыл бұрын
lmaoo when he was about to twerk they said cut!
@corneliusjermainehightower75394 жыл бұрын
Stage3K lol You saw that too, ol boy was about to get it in!
@meganhipsley56184 жыл бұрын
When?
@livingorganism39014 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t think it did ?
@ericyoung31833 жыл бұрын
I got mine months ago and i'm still obsessed haha :D Love the fast af mediatek processor and the audio quality of my echo dot
@terrencesimpson60793 жыл бұрын
She can spy, lie and frame you. Totally worth the money
@mikehorton61953 жыл бұрын
One thing elexa cant do. Enter my house. No way would I ever hook my life up to that unsecured pos. Like inviting random strangers into your home. No way.
@supercargamer87963 жыл бұрын
It's called A lexa
@highwaymaintainer3 жыл бұрын
I have Alexa so I'm sure I'm on the FBI's top 500 list
@baldomniman45713 жыл бұрын
Huh
@Unkn0wnAng3linA3 жыл бұрын
Huh
@frickyomom3 жыл бұрын
Honestly me to
@Max_G433 жыл бұрын
Do you talk about bombing?
@choup-channel2 жыл бұрын
Whisper mode is so cool!
@AmandaStandish-bf6tq2 ай бұрын
Alexa gives me my music and answers questions. Couldn't live with it ❤❤❤❤
@AmandaStandish-bf6tq2 ай бұрын
Without it... typo
@AmandaStandish-bf6tq2 ай бұрын
Alexa makes my day ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@AmandaStandish-bf6tq2 ай бұрын
Love my Alexa...she even remembers my name ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@vstabill364 жыл бұрын
It can lose your TV and never rehook to it and then answer questions you never ask it. Eventually it does the backstroke in the swimming pool... True story. She's been at the bottom of the pool for a week now.
@plantbasedmonika60203 жыл бұрын
We all have smartphones. Always on, always near us. We don't need to worry about Alexa. Unless you guys give up your phones, tablets, laptops, etc, you will be spied on.
@bottomlessinkwell3 жыл бұрын
If you’re looking for a laugh, ask Alexa to define consolation prize. Pure gold. Haha!
@just..breathe..2 жыл бұрын
I just did. Hahaha. Made me laugh. 🤣
@sissysuexxx1956 Жыл бұрын
I asked her, she just described it to me, is all
@MexSeiko2 ай бұрын
With "Drop In" you can use Alexa as an intercom. Also, by creating a speaker group, you can play ambiance music "Everywhere." I recently discovered that from the 4th gen, the Alexa speakers have "sound sensors," which you can setup to turn lights on when you enter the room and time them to a number of minutes for them to turn off.
@mominshubli4 жыл бұрын
My kid is asking whether alexa can do his homework while he is lying on the couch
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@vanessaanderson99723 жыл бұрын
LOL HAHA THAT'S FUNNY
@BimmerWon2 жыл бұрын
“Alexa, play fart sounds”. Best feature ever.
@rdmman99624 жыл бұрын
Great another thing you need for being lazy and spied on.
@livingorganism39014 жыл бұрын
RDM Man only naive people believe in it
@darkartist49324 жыл бұрын
What if I told you that data from the videos you watch on the internet also gather info on what you like? What about online purchases you make? Or your searches on google? Would it really matter anymore by then?
@carloscarney84714 жыл бұрын
If you have Facebook start talking any specific car in couple hours your going to see advertisements for that car you talked about earlier, try it with anything...
@aliengranpa3 жыл бұрын
I found the recording menu for alexia, and she had a clip of me saying alexia shut the fuck up. Alexia thinks I'm a dick. 😁
@esem66503 жыл бұрын
@@aliengranpa lol
@brandongamingtv75454 жыл бұрын
2:33 ed: oh sh- youtube: excuse me? ed: -oot.
@flinnopel3 жыл бұрын
Me wondering why Alexa didn’t trigger when they were talking about her but did trigger when they wanted her.
@robinkae19633 жыл бұрын
Alexa only responds if you talk directly to her ,Meaning when you start a sentence with Alexa. Otherwise if you are in day to day conversation she does not pickup her name unless it is emphasized.
@johnjohnfofohniam3 жыл бұрын
Bruh my Alexa kept going off while I was watching this.
@tecobladt.95073 жыл бұрын
hmm wonder why
@kaylee1058 Жыл бұрын
The whisper mode really freaked me out I had no idea about it only discovered after I whispered at it
@JoeD04033 жыл бұрын
“Alexa, where can I get plutonium?” “Hold on while I definitely don’t tell the FBI about that question.”
@chrishuss103 жыл бұрын
alexa is so cute when it's hanging by it's little cord from a tree branch, they make a wonderful target! and explode really nice!
@johnjriggsarchery24573 жыл бұрын
That's all that it's good for.
@ciachef323472 жыл бұрын
Since you are only old enough to have a bb gun I doubt there is much to worry about!
@potassium_3 жыл бұрын
Two awesome things I do every day are: "Open riddle of the day" (once you say the command you then can just say "riddle of the day") riddle of the day is well a riddle that is different every day, alexa will give you more intrusions. "Good morning" you will get very brief info about what is or is happening about today.
@froztout2 жыл бұрын
My favorite feature would be to have you guys not use the "wake-word" in your videos. 🙄😤😬
@EternalEvanesce4 жыл бұрын
Does all this work on echo dot?
@redwhiteblue78314 жыл бұрын
Alexa will never be in my home
@jacobwigent19313 жыл бұрын
@Emily Moyle bEcAuSe ThE gOvReRnMeNt Is LiStEnInG
@susanjackson21843 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't have one in my home either! The government already has to much information on us, why give them more?
@ddt08893 жыл бұрын
@Emily Moyle Probably because it has no benefits whatsoever? It's for people that are too lazy to even push buttons or move from the couch.
@angieyonagathefirst73293 жыл бұрын
Alexa's already in my home
@angieyonagathefirst73293 жыл бұрын
OH NO
@langstonreese70772 жыл бұрын
Alexa, What’s centillion x Centillion? Alexa: 100000000000000000000… x 1000000000000… = 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000… Me: your smarter than me!!!, Now say the last number but in word form.
@stevenpdick3 жыл бұрын
Alexa, does anybody believe this is a REAL couple?
@hazardltg3 жыл бұрын
Alexa schedule dance lessons for this couple
@afapdtcouncil61podcast484 жыл бұрын
When they were dancing I wanted to smack them down to floor. The brutha was making us look bad!
@OG_Wilikers3 жыл бұрын
Alexa! ALEXA! A L E X A! KILL THE SPIDER! Getting the song, “kill the spider by death graze” AHHHHHH
@matthewb2254 жыл бұрын
Anyone else’s Alexa turn on cause of this lol
@alyssasheffelid43094 жыл бұрын
The whisper is creepy
@bmxboy59284 жыл бұрын
Yes
@markthespot12324 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Piggy14 жыл бұрын
Yes
@josephineguerrero18024 жыл бұрын
Me just now
@KelpFish7775 ай бұрын
Bro 3:13 was the best part
@evaharvey8403 жыл бұрын
When Alexa can actually do my laundry and cleaning, cooking ect. THEN I will consider letting it live with me... 👵
@Gravity713 жыл бұрын
“Alexa clean the dishes” Amazon alexa: *i can’t do that* Real alexa: *yeah i can’t*
@ravvytavvy78554 жыл бұрын
All this and I still can’t play specific songs without paying extra
@an1x3744 жыл бұрын
Cause you connected it to your email
@summerw11554 жыл бұрын
Wdym
@owly-66063 жыл бұрын
Who else already knew about whisper mode 😎
@trishamccarty320210 ай бұрын
Her whispering back freaked me out
@Maloveciri4 жыл бұрын
How frikking lazy are we getting?
@alphamoser62874 жыл бұрын
Mark rei de 8
@reginahunter7126Ай бұрын
WOW! I didn’t know that! Alexa is really a great robot for everyone! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@kentGrey3 жыл бұрын
Amazon, here's a thought, instead of requiring people to have to open a phone app EVERY SINGLE TIME your 'smart speaker' does something stupid; turn on the ability to TELL the thing to report it's mistake. This is BASIC common sense, let along good programming. The fact that you haven't done this lets us know you don't want to hear when these things don't work. If you did you'd have no excuse for not fixing them. Just one more reason why when the government finally does come for you, you'll have no support from the public.
@OG_ElGato Жыл бұрын
"Alexa play despacito" "Playing Chat by Dawke Hudson" " *ALEXA NOOOO* "
@luz7544 жыл бұрын
Any one watch this and don’t even have an Alexa?
@daniellehenderson88814 жыл бұрын
Hahahahagagaga yess!!
@Iameguy2094 жыл бұрын
No
@Trik9094 жыл бұрын
Yes
@flavourshediva13427 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭I don’t even know why Im Watching cos I don’t have Alexa
@ronnienaron83895 ай бұрын
E
@anasm44963 жыл бұрын
If Alexa can do all of my homework I will get it right away without a shadow of a question
@mrskingkong14853 жыл бұрын
She comes on when I'm listening to these videos because you keep saying her name!! Stop it!! Lol
@joshuasmiley22272 жыл бұрын
Me:Alexa clean the dishes Alexa: I can’t wash the dishes but I can dish the dirt just ask me for a joke about dirt
@HiThere6193 жыл бұрын
2:58 So. Much. Cringe.
@AmandaStandish-bf6tq2 ай бұрын
I could sleep with our my Alexa device ❤❤❤❤❤
@dionysius43533 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing(s) my Alexa does is provide a constant feed of live surveillance of me and my household for the federal government! And who knew generating revenue for Chinese advertising agencies through the unethical collection and sale of my private data could be so fun! Thanks Amazon!
@nunyabidness82813 жыл бұрын
Lol you cpu. And phone do the same
@Shadow-l6vАй бұрын
DANG ONCE MY ECHO SHOW ALEXA HEARD WHAT HE SAID 0:38 IT WHISPERD BACK I DIDNT EVEN TALK ( and each time they say Alexa my echo show wakes up 😂😂😂 )
@mathewkulczyk16454 жыл бұрын
I've been hearing that this device records everything you say and listens for "trigger words" and sends that information to some covert agency that will investigate you for what you say or any other noises it hears. Ask it if it works for the government! Go ahead and ask and it won't answer you or it'll say that question doesn't conform to it's parameters. Makes you Wonder doesn't it!!
@Sunshine-yl4vx4 жыл бұрын
What do you think your phone does? You have had it with you all the time. 🙄
@noahway132 жыл бұрын
These actors are Something else.
@blobby45324 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest. You never searched for this.
@sophiehlushko4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest. Nobody cares.
@meganhipsley56184 жыл бұрын
@@sophiehlushkojeez so rude
@that_one_goose20034 жыл бұрын
@@meganhipsley5618 ok 6 year old
@blankblank94032 жыл бұрын
Alexa listen and record our personal conversations. ALEXA: I ALREADY DO THAT 😈
@natliee4 жыл бұрын
These don’t work for mine for some reason :( ... Well most of the
@mattfair1335 Жыл бұрын
alexa is cool
@curtsomers50124 жыл бұрын
How come you never see a white male and a black female and they need these commercials is that racist
@nematoad4 жыл бұрын
Curt Somers does it matter it’s a damn Alexa commercial
@inaayel9222 жыл бұрын
thanks for the brief mode it helped us a lot we are new users
@tjhart75623 жыл бұрын
If you are all so bothered about Alexa listening to you don’t get one 😂Do you have anything to hide? If you don’t it don’t really matter 😂
@calaz55773 жыл бұрын
No nothing to hide, but why would you want google to know everything about your life????????
@tjhart75623 жыл бұрын
@@calaz5577 It’s just the way technology works these days I guess 🤔
@elviscalahasen9488 Жыл бұрын
Was that dance the little kicks? You know Elaine from Seinfeld 😂😂
@andrewjohnson14863 жыл бұрын
I have this device at home and it really obeys my commands. This mediatek powered device is really great.
@Fogcitycine2 жыл бұрын
You sound like a str8 bot yo
@andrewjohnson14862 жыл бұрын
@@Fogcitycine Your problem bro. Can't help.
@annettel21423 жыл бұрын
That impromptu dance party 🤣
@andreadegraffenreid2104 жыл бұрын
I like Alexa
@musicdaisukii Жыл бұрын
“Alexa, am I your best friend?” Alexa: I have a really strong connection to your WiFi
@HettyPatel4 жыл бұрын
Weirdos 😂😂😂
@kirbyd38703 жыл бұрын
VERY realistic couple.
@dontthinkdontthink3 жыл бұрын
Can alexa say "UwU"?
@Kuromi_lover107252 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@Paparagioli4 жыл бұрын
She spies on you too
@CxzyWillow3 жыл бұрын
Alexa, cure my anxiety and addiction 👍🏻😀
@vungboihauzel71884 жыл бұрын
I have one
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@DestinPlayz Жыл бұрын
Me: Alexa, what’s the weather today? Alexa: sorry I’m not sure
@benjones89773 жыл бұрын
I would never own one of these, they spying on you listen to every word you say. It’s like having big brother in your house.
@agusrios79743 жыл бұрын
Phones do too
@susanjackson21843 жыл бұрын
Smart TVs, computers and yes your cell phones. We have absolutely no privacy anymore. 🙁
@brucebowman14793 жыл бұрын
@@susanjackson2184 Your not wrong.😳
@jenniferv6183 жыл бұрын
I've had mine unplugged for over a year. I mentioned getting dog food & got an email about it 15 mins later & on my social media ads. Its not a coincidence..
@777osbaldo13 жыл бұрын
@Tim Smith Lmao. Exaclty. The cellphone is the most powerful spying device. It has a camera, mic, gps, emails, texts and calls and more. It's the NSAs/advertisers wet dream.
@bcbstmike4 жыл бұрын
These people need children
@stevefoudray4873 жыл бұрын
Alexa, tell blink to watch my every move. All my food, medicine, entertainment, thoughts are all controlled by Amazon.
@oldschool62323 жыл бұрын
Such an intrusion on your life. And most people blindly bring it into their homes. Privacy LOL!
@maryjayne393 жыл бұрын
Umm do you have a cell phone. I'm assuming that you do almost every person in the world does.. well news flash. They are the same way as alexa..
@kemy67753 жыл бұрын
And phones have been recording us even when not in use even a bit before smart phones came along
@oldschool62323 жыл бұрын
@@kemy6775 Smart Television's also.
@bax26033 жыл бұрын
The whisper mode caught me off guard once cause I whispered something to myself after saying her name
@erin190304 жыл бұрын
Hitler's Nazi regime would have loved this device!
@MisterMikeReal3 жыл бұрын
The dance moves though. 🤣🤣🤣
@17clon2cwr4 жыл бұрын
alexa can play artists like the one i actually want to listen to but not the actual artist unless i pay more money. >:/
@akinolaakingbolade84542 жыл бұрын
What app do you need to download to turn of the light