Amelia Bedelia Is Actually Pretty Terrifying

Part 2 : • Amelia Bedelia Fails a...
Nothing like ruining childhoods :D
Handsome Gentleman: Transformingmorpher
Beautiful Narrator: Viewtiful Valentine
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[@andressalvat]

Top 10 characters who could defeat Thanos in seconds

[@Eh-its-me]

1. Amelia bedelia 2. Amelia bedelia 3. Amelia bedelia 4. Amelia bedelia 5. Amelia bedelia 6. Amelia bedelia 7. Amelia bedelia 8. Amelia bedelia 9. Amelia bedelia 10. Amelia bedelia

[@b2agy930]

zachary schaloff wrong, shaggy is 1 while shes 2

[@tasertag7513]

@@b2agy930 You utter fool. Shaggy *_IS_* Amelia Bedilia.

[@b2agy930]

@@tasertag7513 how could've i been so foolish

[@thanos4959]

Andres Salvat oh no

[@vincentdreemurr]

"You are killing me" .... "Wait a minute" " *NO STAPH!* "

[@randomguy0047]

_the deed had been done._

[@Aurielle137]

There is no god.

[@Cactus_fucker]

only

[@arthurex5327]

A͖̱̥͋̀̒̾̆m̞͖̝̠̉e͍̳̅l̲̩̠î͖̜̻̼̜̆̽̔ȃ̼̯̱̥͕̓͑͊ ͍̠̦B̠̦͌ȇ̮̻̣͇̭d̟̠̣̈ͩê͎̾ľ̟̯̭̳̒͊̉ia̞͌̊̓

[@fakestory1753]

you still have 59 seconds left think what should you do to stop Amelia?

[@JohnZiTAB]

“Amelia, do you think I’m an open minded person?” “Not yet...”

[@Della_B]

Amelia: *proceed to open your head* Also Amelia: now you're an open minded person

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

Wait a second...

[@federicoezequielvegabarros3669]

John Both made Lincoln open minded

[@lovelyroom8441]

*it was to late.*

[@lovelyroom8441]

*the deed was done*

[@amon6560]

"Hey Amelia, can you help me burn some calories?" "AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE FLAMETHROWER!"

[@clodolcmidnights837]

But it was too late The deed was done There is no god Only… Amelia Bedelia

[@mrhalfwit972]

lmao the flammenwerfer

[@v01ddw3ll3r]

*aggressively grabs shot gun*

[@nightmarefredbeer1455]

Meet the Pyro

[@your_mental_health999]

@@mrhalfwit972 flamshaksbkzs

[@thequietkid4887]

“Amelia,” Mr. Rogers said, passing her an empty potato sack, “use this sack and help me with this kidnapping.”. He pointed to a sleeping child in the middle of the room. Amelia nodded, and walked over to the child. “Yes, Amelia, you’re doing perfect- wait, what are you doing?”. Amelia draped the sack over the child like a blanket and gave them a kiss on the forehead. “No, I meant I need you to do some kidnapping, not help a kid-napping. Put that idiot in the sack!”. Amelia nodded, then placed the sack over Mr. Rogers’ head and tied up the opening.

[@mediatorraptor3349]

This one was strangley wholesome

[@Lumberjack_king]

Lol

[@emmatd9462]

hahah genius

[@vanillaicecreamcheesefries]

lmaoo

[@stevencarenduff2623]

Uhhhhh I found what I was looking for?

[@robouroboros4269]

"Amelia Bedelia," said Mr. Rogers, "you take everything literally." So Amelia Bedelia took everything. Literally.

[@revimfadli4666]

Amelia took the kids

[@diino8081]

@@revimfadli4666 “amelia give me back the kids” legitimately takes the kids’ backs and gives them to him

[@berniegores4ever882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/naHEgKxul52LbKM

[@lostlogic6911]

@@diino8081 rephrase the statement: "Give me my kids back"

[@diino8081]

@@lostlogic6911 yes that makes more sense

[@BlacBushido]

“She a little confused but she got the spirit”

[@renz1013]

Yes

[@leyrua]

Specifically *YOURS.* 👻

[@velentinex6988]

*Amelia proceed to hunt spirits *

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

the spirit of the devil itself

[@t.o.d4868]

The very definition of the sentence

[@emmatd9462]

“Amelia, do the dishes” “AMELIA WAIT NO-“

[@g-ray4088]

pansexual humor

[@flextape467]

Kid named dishes:

[@DriverNeku]

💀

[@OSCfanatic]

@@g-ray4088💀💀💀

[@zach11241]

Oh, she’s forking the spoon!

[@DamonNomad82]

Even as an elementary school kid, I quickly figured out what the easiest/best way to handle Amelia Bedelia was. Always assume she will take everything she's told 100% literally and carefully word your speech to her in a way that leaves no room for misinterpretation. Granted, if the other characters in the stories had done that, the stories would have been much less funny!

[@urphakeandgey6308]

I never really appreciated Amelia Bedilia until I was older. The repetition and everything is clearly meant to drill word play into children's heads. It intuitively and comedically teaches children very basic fundamentals of the English language. Amelia Bedilia can also be a great tool for people trying to learn English. Especially the less literal side of it, which can be a whole other chore in itself.

[@BiggieChungulus]

Rational animations did a video on why this is kind of impossible. Even for a god like wishing entity. Paradoxical, innit?

[@hurinthalion5984]

@@BiggieChungulus could you post the link for that?

[@toasters10101]

So is kinda like a Monkey pawn?

[@TheBruin42]

It's been a very long time, but I think that's how at least one of the books ended? With her employers deciding after she screws up multiple basic tasks that she made good enough lemon meraigne(?) pie to put up with being extra literal with her? Though if there were more than one book, that lesson may not have stuck too long...

[@leyrua]

_"God damn you, Amelia Bedelia."_ cried Mr Rogers. And she marched straight into Hell.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Where the Devil gave her the throne, for fear of anyone making the mistake of giving her orders.

[@hitthemill8595]

Wait, so Amelia Bedilia was lil Nas all this time?

[@ZigealFaust]

@@hitthemill8595 Always has been.

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

By going down in a pole

[@dysfallacyyt]

xd

[@tonyadair0754]

"Amelia Bedelia. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time." - Ben Kenobi

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

Rofl!

[@josephbreguet5910]

Rofl!

[@claytong2069]

Rofel

[@djroscurro9859]

Rafael

[@capybarafan3314]

Rofl

[@urphakeandgey6308]

Parody aside, I never really realized the point of these books until I revisited these parodies. It's a very good and fun way to teach young children the fundamentals of English idioms, expressions, and other things that are never meant literally. A lot of these things DO NOT come naturally to non-native speakers, so I feel like Amelia Bedilia is often underappreciated for how educational it is.

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

And for how cute it is, I always wanted to try her lemon meringue pie (even though I dislike pie) 🥧

[@vixcina_2]

"Amelia,make my kids some lunch." *Amelia proceeds to start boiling Mr rogers children* "AMELIA WHAT THE FUC-"

[@stevencarenduff2623]

Amelia then proceeded to show him what the f**k is

[@KuroNvi]

"Amelia, make me some dinner." **Amelia grabs a knife and walks towards Mr Rogers** "Oh god, please Amelia don't kill me" **Proceeds to harvest but not kill Mr rogers over a very long painful time, all while cooking him**

[@emilianosepulveda3073]

He was wrong. He should have said " Amelia, make lunch for my kids" XD

[@Mammon-oz8xc]

@@stevencarenduff2623 HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

"Amelia, play the organ" "no, not that kind of organ"

[@yejikai6438]

Oh no, I can see it. Curse you, Christian Jude Bernano

[@kazemauriceicerose9938]

r/CursedComments

[@inaminute1826]

@@lukasleibrecht7054 😂

[@inaminute1826]

@Olivia 🗿

[@inaminute1826]

@Olivia sus

[@summercarrier9480]

Amelia Bedelia is one *hell* of a maid

[@stanstan4907]

Summer Carrier is that a Black reference. I don't even watch the anime and I'm sorry if it wasn't but, was it?

[@summercarrier9480]

Fandom Ruiners yes, it was

[@stanstan4907]

Summer Carrier nice

[@Sam-bm6yf]

I smell references

[@barksanddreams2234]

Welcome to my imagination. Stay for a while. Or not.

[@robin1973]

"we must all keep our eyes peeled" said mr rogers. Amelia reached for the potato peeler.

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

I watched enought happy tree friends to know how It Will look like.

[@stevencarenduff2623]

WHAT THE FU-

[@stevencarenduff2623]

@@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard DUDE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FU-

[@OSCfanatic]

@@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogardnostalgia

[@spongeintheshoe]

Eyes peeled for what?

[@austinclements8010]

my theory is she's an eldritch being who just likes being around the mr rogers and dutifully follows what it thinks he wants with no compassion for others

[@laangrypotato7975]

Amelia: °picks up kid° "AMELIA PUT THAT KID DOWN" Amelia: °pulls gun out°

[@njrepp]

"Take the dog out" *"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!-"*

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

@@njrepp Later that day, Amelia Bedelia got her letter of acceptance from the ATF.

[@laangrypotato7975]

@@njrepp lol nice one

[@gyhsntdbb9237]

Vvnhv nbvcbgfvfngfnhgv mob nbv nvm jvhvnb

[@I1-_Ok_-1I]

@@gyhsntdbb9237 Thanks for that helpful comment You know at first I thought life wasn't worth living But ever since I saw this inspirational post I thought... Hey maybe life isn't all that bad

[@cyancyborg1477]

They never explain why she wears a 19th century maid outfit.

[@hanasong8013]

Because it's cute as hell

[@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666]

@@hanasong8013 don't touch her

[@hanasong8013]

@@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 I wanna

[@warlerker]

@@hanasong8013 *Do it.*

[@emyogurtkawaii5563]

Why *wouldn't* she wear a 19th century maid outfit?

[@ucproductions5810]

"Amelia, I need a rest." *AMELIA CALLS POLICE*

[@kiartoons2010]

So, Amelia is a god that takes Mr Rogers way too literally and proceeds to do impossible things as attempts to please him? Okay, I can deal with that.

[@KuroNvi]

Just a obedient servant, just tell her to remember to ask specifically what you mean when you ask for something that could be taken badly, such as the baby shower or arm chair. The brainstorm one was dumb

[@rand0mhuman303]

You may need a brainstorm session to further analyze Amelia

[@stevencarenduff2623]

She also has a nice hat

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

"Amelia, go grill some hotdogs." *frantic barking* "AMELIA NO!"

[@gentaillahi6153]

Dio Approves

[@szczepan4737]

Danny!!

[@unholycrusader69]

@@szczepan4737 NOOOOOOO! DON'T BURN MISSILE! *ahem* I mean, what's the matter, Wright? Why are you screaming? ... ... ... if the blue haired gentleman would kindly detach his hamon sword from my cravat-

[@sploomfussy]

@@unholycrusader69 wh-

[@mysincerestcondolences]

@@gentaillahi6153 *sad danny noises*

[@tiggle5485]

“Amelia, make me dinner.” “WAIT AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!”

[@nickoblocksgaming8840]

*but it was already too late*

[@questionmark521]

@@nickoblocksgaming8840 *The deed was done*

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

actually someone in the book asked her that but she just immediately made pie

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 out of the person who asked? Never actually saw the book myself, so it's my canon that she did

[@10-aquinogesiterenndrichph48]

*huh*

[@Stoneth]

"Mmmm!" said Mr. Rogers. "This stew is simply divine. What did you put in it?" "Well you did say were having some guests for dinner tonight." said Amelia Bedelia with a smirk. Mr. Rogers dropped the spoon as his jaw dropped and the color left his face. "Oh no, Amelia! You didn't..."

[@theessies1928]

"Man, it sure is raining cats and dogs." "NO AMELIA DEAR GO-"

[@hewantsslaniii]

“Amelia, could you pass me the baby oil” “NO NO I DIDNT MEAN OIL MADE FROM BABIES!”

[@avidagamegerl1081]

@Jo Amon What’s the name of this song lmao

[@fiyeri750]

@@avidagamegerl1081 i believe its name is 24 hour cinderella but lemme fact check real quick

[@fiyeri750]

@@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella

[@fiyeri750]

@@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella

[@avidagamegerl1081]

@@fiyeri750 thanks!

[@moonethealien]

The Curse of taking things literally would probably be the worst thing ever.

[@IluvatarEru]

What about eternally wet socks

[@fordalels]

@@IluvatarEru just don't wear socks

[@fordalels]

sandals and flip flops exist

[@baby_ni_joonie994]

How about always stinking? Forever. No matter the perfumes, the baths, even if said person never does anything to cause a stink....

[@joriankell1983]

Autism is the worst thing ever?

[@sovietunion142]

"Amelia, cook me some pigs in a blanket." "WAIT AMELIA DON'T-"

[@stevencarenduff2623]

D:

[@zach11241]

SWAT busts into his house looking for the missing officers only to find their roasted corpses.

[@thanos6346]

If Sam O’Nella is still living, I hope he has seen this.

[@MrO111]

He's definitely alive

[@Mantebb]

“Where did you get the arms for that chair?” Mr. Rogers ask Amelia calmy.

[@djantjoek]

this fucking broke me dude WAIT AMELIA NO DON'T

[@wackojacko0295]

@@djantjoek cried, but it was too late. The deed was done. *there is no god* *There is only AMILIEA BEDEALIA*

[@the-rickster]

@@djantjoek **grabs sledgehammer**

[@Someone-tz5rz]

@@the-rickster BURN IT ALL

[@djantjoek]

@@Someone-tz5rz I don't think you can burn someone with a sledgehammer haha

[@nilesmont]

"Amelia, we need to get finger foods for the party tonight." *"WAIT NO-"*

[@thekiss2083]

That sounds like a more plausible version of this video

[@ZigealFaust]

@jaxon thecrab Food you eat with ur fingers, lol. Like pigs in a blanket, sliders or Tostitos, Tostitos, hot pizza rolls.

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@ZigealFaust P.. Pigs in a blanket? Hotdogs?

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@ShoulderMonster corn dogs.

[@mechanwhal6590]

@@ShoulderMonster Yeah, pig-in-a-blanket. Basically it’s a pint sized hot dog with the bun wrapped all the way around. I once got a pair from one of those newfangled touch screen things at Sheetz, and they’re delicious.

[@supercellodude]

Is there a way we can summon Sam O'Nella to end what Amelia has clearly become: an anomaly that has broken containment?

[@stevencarenduff2623]

Nah

[@mayravelarde2247]

“Hey can you give me a hand?” *Intense music starts playing*

[@theshagster3763]

Sam o'nella once said "SHE IS SATAN AND HELL IS HER DOMAIN WHEN SHE WALKS EVERYONE TREMBLES WITH FEAR"

[@kambulwatts3309]

I see that you are a man of culture aswell.

[@theshagster3763]

@@kambulwatts3309 ah yes. Yes I am

[@kambulwatts3309]

Do you miss him aswell?

[@endislayerb9850]

We all miss him

[@kambulwatts3309]

:'(

[@almondmilk3383]

"Dear god!" Cried Mr. Rogers, realizing what he did. Unbeknownst to him, Amelia left the grounds and returned shortly after retrieving the head of a deer god.

[@spiritlionstudios8725]

She would be able to manifest it with ease

[@Roadent1241]

Huntokar???

[@StarlightAkari]

Monoke no Amelia

[@MrNolen-gl4fb]

The head of SCP 2845

[@Benutzername474]

Here we go again

[@screamindog8772]

“god, Amelia, you’re killin me” “PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY”

[@blerst7066]

Amelia Bedelia is just like a computer: They both do exactly what they're told, but never what was actually intended.

[@YokoX23]

She's actually a genie and this is what he got when he wished for unlimited wishes

[@user-bp8tt3sq2x]

Me and my brother talking ME: there’s something different 🤔about this story Brother: nope it’s just your imagination 💭

[@russia6477]

He never said "I wish" in the start of his sentences. But then again, you can't wish for more wishes. I think he lives in a universe where genies get no rules, or Amelia is an exiled Eldritch Goddess and not a genie.

[@xx-yd5mm]

@@russia6477 If I had that power I might fuck someone up just for funsies and also because my moral code would be way different.

[@chrissavage1449]

I think you mean a “djinn”

[@fireflymiesumae]

Good thought

[@Skoringo]

Amelia Bedelia has 0 chill.

[@dominickperez2952]

Skoringo 666th like

[@chris-er5pq]

If you said that she'd lobs melt herself

[@cf3482]

Skoringo Cc.

[@darkmewtwovoid]

You mean the opposite lol

[@yeehaw9814]

Skoringo

[@itsdavid1508]

"Amelia lets make a horror movie!" "Amelia, wheres, wheres frank?" "Amelia, put down the saw..."

[@Mammon-oz8xc]

Someone must have come up with this 😄

[@catapretafernando]

“Amelia! That child is crying way too loudly! Please zip his lips.” Amelia, nodding in acknowledgment, rushed to her sewing pin.

[@existentialchaos8]

r/twosentencehorror

[@jesseg.2413]

"Amelia Bedelia don't take me literally." Would be a paradox then

[@normanclatcher]

She could literally take you figuratively then. ....in the most literal way possible.

[@naprizodenvtuber2529]

*Deathnote theme songs plays as a obligatory thinking montage commences*

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@normanclatcher shit dude don't go so far like that you're gonna give me a fucking logic overload

[@normanclatcher]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 (this self-referential statement is false.)

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@normanclatcher *processor begins melting*

[@roxyrockstarwooz4409]

Oh gosh, this video has me *dying* Oh wait... NO NO

[@Le_Cobra]

oh yes

[@Le_Cobra]

@שחר א. Oh no now there is a Pink and Black Robot from a game here

[@gabesterwitz9054]

@שחר א. That was the second Undertale comment I have seen from you in this comment section.

[@rawpower2025]

You are already dead

[@annikedowney9825]

@שחר א. How did this manage to go from Amelia Bedelia to Mettaton so fast

[@dylanapple7839]

This is the best thing I've seen all year. I wish this was a full length book, I'd read it to my children.

[@treg2596]

Imagine if this was actually in one of the books.

[@wedonteatbears]

"Amelia, give me entertainment to kill some time-" Amelia obliges by destroying the space-time continuum and ending life all together.

[@Sooshee_J]

lmaooo

[@ivoryadventures6485]

Why doesn’t this comment have more likes it’s better then any other joke comment

[@rgb2296]

@@ivoryadventures6485 because it's a very recent comment ig

[@DarthHao]

Amelia is now being hunted by the TVA for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

[@bxnnii1564]

I mean good job Amelia 👏🏻

[@danielbickford3458]

She's like one of those old Genie myths the ones where they misinterpret your wish in the worst way possible. With a dollop of Carl from Llamas with Hats tossed in for good measure

[@ucproductions5810]

"For heavens' sake, Amelia!" roared Mr. Rogers, glaring down at his ruined trousers. "When I said, 'cut some slack', I didn't mean it literally!"

[@bigbruh6301]

Funniest thing is the literal brainstorm does not affect him at all and hes just crying for the sake of Emelia's power

[@renz1013]

Holy shit *Quick dials* shaggy I think I found a place where you can use more than ten percent ofr your power

[@benblock_]

I mean, it would probably give him severe trauma/PTSD from seeing so many organs splattered on the window. Plus, him asking for that probably killed so many innocent people.

[@taylorwright7428]

I like to think that really is her power, like, the "baby shower" is clearly supernatural, I imagine she doesn't take the arms or brains off/out of anyone, she just materializes them out of thin air, like she's got cartoon hammer-space powers.

[@renz1013]

@@taylorwright7428 cant wait for the analysis video on this character, see if she can match up to shaggy

[@taylorwright7428]

@@renz1013 Yes! He has to watch what he says, lest Amelia Bedelia makes it come true.

[@sirsunman7826]

so amilia bedeilia is an eldritch god who takes everything too literaly

[@BUTTERSKY11]

yep pretty much

[@Jionunez7]

i think you meant eldritch

[@sirsunman7826]

Jionunez7 yes i did but due to a thing called deslecsia i didn't pronouns it right

[@Jionunez7]

yaroslav pakhomenko oh sorry

[@crpineo]

Jionunez7 that's slightly less believable when there's generally spellcheck on here that tells you when you have misspelled something

[@salsamancer]

Props to whoever illustrated this. I love the art, it's so clean but also expressive and engaging.

[@mari_zz]

She's autistic, I stan her for that. We love the representation ♥

[@HallowIsSmol]

yeah, every autistic person can summon the horrors seen here. we all can. :)

[@StudioGallifrey]

and now, the weather

[@kiauneton7154]

Studio Gallifrey was that a freaking night vale reference

[@digby1103]

Slight brain storms this afternoon

[@korncobb6826]

*music plays*

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Nothing like some blood to celebrate the company picnic!

[@yossipossi]

Amelia is a Smiling God.

[@m.s.e.advanced2842]

Amelia is an SCP

[@DianaHatter]

It would be easy to contain if you ordered something like "you just became a no brainier"

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

@@DianaHatter She would be safe if you just talk literally to her, as literally as possible

[@firepower7017]

Joaco uwu Just make witty jokes about her death it would work

[@OMalleyTheMaggot]

@@firepower7017 Generally foundations dedicated to containing SCPs like to avoid killing them.

[@trythrusting9980]

@@OMalleyTheMaggot This doesn't count for Appolyon and Keter scps. They usually look for a way to terminate them.

[@AndyKlutheArt]

This was a comic I drew for Dorkly YEARS ago. It was probably my most viewed comic -- when they closed it was still listed as one of the top viewed comics period.

[@roseagt5902]

MY FATHER USED TO HATE THIS BOOK (the nostalgia, I can't!!!

[@iicreambearii3801]

First I thought this was the *ACTUALLY* book

[@denvertikky4088]

Actual*

[@iicreambearii3801]

@@denvertikky4088 oh yeah sorry

[@sativabunni]

sad

[@AverageJoelEnjoyer]

Brainstorm session

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

@@AverageJoelEnjoyer WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[@filmstudenthiernan4870]

[Amelia Bedelia]: “Mr. Rogers, are you afraid of God?” [Mr. Rogers]: “No, but I am afraid of you.”

[@demonyckscreations9990]

Bold of you to assume Amelia is not god

[@williamvalorious4403]

@@demonyckscreations9990 I don't think the is or isn't is the problem, she's still here nonetheless that is a problem

[@harvsthenerve4136]

*Slams fist down on table* Is that God damn Bioshock infinite reference?!

[@Toesucker_yummy]

Lol

[@jenwynx2820]

“yes, I am afraid of you”

[@truenatural20]

Another terrifying kids book was a bad case of the stripes. Especially where at the end she BECOMES A ROOM!

[@Idk_whoyou_are]

I was dead when it said “there is no god... only Amelia Bedelia”

[@adrianthesnowkoopatroopa4810]

Don't know if childhood enhanced or murdered

[@toletoleidolizer6969]

One hundred percent enhanced.

[@fbiagent9666]

Amelia then creates a hood out of children

[@StarbitzTheSpookyClown]

I don’t know about you, but I’d say enhanced.

[@lily1998]

Both. At the same time.

[@ListenerDB]

It’s a little bit of both

[@hdofu]

She dishes out the pun-ishment.

[@black-op345gaming5]

David Brailsford stop just stop that was awful

[@paigeh9]

David Brailsford lololol hahafgjhaahahha (What am I doing lmao)

[@ajoajoajoaj]

GOD DAMNIT, BARB!

[@eriyakurosu2511]

David Brailsford i love you

[@delanadg]

David Brailsford, man your clever

[@abe881]

The smug smile really makes the last frame

[@LostInTheFarmersMarket]

You know, I thought for the longest time I thought I had a false memory of these children's books from the mid-80's...that I had made up Amelia Bedelia. But now this video proves they did exist and I was not the only one disturbed by this character's abilities... She's like a mute unintentionally malignant eldrich entity... Horrifying. This only makes me worry more about the other big children's book out at the time...the one with the seven Chinese brothers each with a superpower.

[@spongeintheshoe]

I’m not sure I’ve heard of that one, but it sounds neat.

[@62crowsinananunusuallyshin97]

As someone who was relentlessly teased with these books as a child for having the name Amelia, this brings me great vindication.

[@setsers1]

Bruh.😂

[@froeddynani8832]

Oh god help

[@hankj.wimbleton2897]

There is no god only Amelia bedelia

[@MythicalWombat]

I use to tease a girl I liked in first grade by calling her Amelia Bedlia. She was not amused lmaoooo

[@Hambo325]

Don't worry, My last name is Rogers I feel you

[@niamhha9014]

None of this would’ve happened if Mr Rogers did his own damn chores.

[@Mammon-oz8xc]

Periodt 💅

[@kiyru]

Period sister

[@Mammon-oz8xc]

OMG, I have likes on this particular comment

[@zoot7981]

remind me amelia’s job again

[@Mammon-oz8xc]

@@zoot7981 She's a maid

[@IceGuy369]

There is a way to defeat her. Simply ask her to "put her heart and soul" into baking a cake.

[@vbflame5645]

This turned from funny to horror real quick, I would love to read this story tho :)

[@zect556]

She’s the type of maid that keep dying tortured people in castle basement.

[@ZHH_Studios]

R/ihadastroke

[@whyareyouhere7661]

what do you mean

[@GevorgFX]

What were you trying to say?

[@callistified]

u wanna try that again

[@bxnnii1564]

I’m trying to decipher this comment- I think they meant She is the type of maid to keep people that have been tortured and are now dying in a castle basement. I don’t even know if that makes sense ;-;

[@martingamez01]

“Amelia Can you give me a hand here?” Mr rogers realized what he just said “Wait- That’s not what I meant!”

[@josephcolon7462]

She is the embodiment of " be careful what you wish for "

[@mallowartist7320]

The fact that I would actually read these books as a child

[@SpiritedHeart94]

I remember reading Amelia Bedelia all the time when I was little, but in the books I read her employer was a woman…guess Mr. Rogers decided the brainstorm was too much 😅😂

[@treely6647]

@@SpiritedHeart94 Well there was Mrs. Rogers, right?

[@ctrl5274]

@@treely6647 not after she asked for Amelia to make her dinner

[@treely6647]

@@ctrl5274 "Amelia, why do you have that knife? Wait.. NO AMELIA GET BACK-"

[@cleverwire1506]

Wait do it's a real book?!

[@SicMetalMaggot4life]

Amelia Bedelia really is just “My First SCP”, isn’t she?

[@aster2157]

Bahahah /gen

[@360pboi4]

A Keter class too

[@theoddlemon408]

My first reality bender

[@SCP_Void_7274]

SCP 662 be like

[@Racc_Oon]

@@aster2157 dude just look it up

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

When I was a kid I would entertain my younger siblings with horrid stories of Amelia Bedilia just like this XD I can't wait till they each see this video XD

[@Bain2091]

Amelia was my jams back in the day. One of the best eldrich terrors.

[@morganlemons1694]

I remember her from my childhood

[@yeehaw289]

Morgan Lemons WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@smeggers]

REEE DADDDYO

[@emynicholson]

HI LEMON

[@tpcx8086]

Mia Diaz *Marco Diaz's Sister* lemon daddy is everywhere

[@plaguealternative8532]

Morgan Lemons Mmmmorgan

[@tacticalgemini]

I never realized how dark Amelia Bedelia could be, just imagine the horror when a little kid just sings for fun "catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers let it go!"

[@kapitankapital6580]

So much worse if they sing the original...

[@thereptile4139]

@@kapitankapital6580 tell me the original

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

Or when she goes in a play, and mister Rogers says break a leg

[@alliep333]

@@thereptile4139 The original replaces ‘tiger’ with the n-word.

[@timtams_6]

@@alliep333 i mean, it couldve been worse. At least theyre let go if they just holler

[@peonycreme]

Her books were part of my childhood, I used to ask my parents if she was stupid because she's just as competent as Patrick Star. My parents just said "Don't ask that.". But now as an adult, I can come up with two conclusions, she's either stupid or she's an alien who got hired as a maid and she's so ignorant to Earth culture, she always screws up. (If Marvel taught me anything, aliens can look just like us, they're just more ignorant to Earth culture)

[@ibrahimabdul-malik5269]

But it was all okay in the end because she made a lemon meringue pie 😌

[@pandorapuppy]

This series always horrified me. Some adult lady is openly unaware that the only thing she's good for is making pie.

[@fireheart1231]

Now to be fair, she's good at a lot of things. She's just not good at doing the thing she's supposed to be doing.

[@pandorapuppy]

@@fireheart1231 I guess. She's good at ruining everything except pie.

[@melissacooper4282]

Her problem is that she takes everything literally. For instance when Mr. and Mrs. Rogers asked her to dress the chicken she actually put clothes on the chicken!

[@pandorapuppy]

@@melissacooper4282 exactly, she doesn't know what certain phrases actually mean, so she accidentally makes awful puns.

[@brugafe]

Pandora Lupin that’s all woman don’t @ me feminazis

[@justinecourtneysgavel89]

This is why making contracts with demon servants is a bad idea I'll leave now...

[@maya8109]

Justine Courtney's Gavel Black Butler?!

[@peteryourswingyboicutebean858]

I love that anime

[@bobbingaton]

OSRS

[@serinji]

Shoulda' told Ciel that

[@sagehamm]

*i have an au to share* *Normal Black Butler but A M E L I A*

[@ucproductions5810]

"Amelia, please hammer these nails." "OW! OW! OW! Stop hitting my finger with a hammer!"

[@Polavianus]

No wonder Sam O'Nella hated her

[@jcdenton5425]

She should start taking "stop taking things literally" classes

[@inanjarif1388]

"Hello Amelia,please take a seat" *Amelia Bedelia leaves,with a chair in her hand*

[@melissacooper4282]

Is there such a class ?

[@emilianac4908]

If you told her to do that, she would try to literally take the class.

[@coppersponge]

@@emilianac4908 she would really take OUT the class

[@some-tiny-little-idiot8862]

@@coppersponge Yeah! On a date right?

[@rexv707]

OK, but the brainstorm was on him. Who says “I need a brainstorm session” to process emotions?

[@ButWhyMe...]

A guy with an accent?

[@palman8480]

British people

[@kazuki_kun7904]

@@palman8480 you Bri'ish?

[@supercoolaether]

Mr rodgers

[@palman8480]

@@kazuki_kun7904 no but if being from New England is, then yes

[@Xalgucennia]

You know if you calmed down and chose your words carefully, she'd be an awesome servant.

[@forkwithasuit]

"Amelia, get me a foot rest" *his foot proceeds to get arrested*

[@alexw5713]

"Ruining childhoods?" You mean *ENHANCING THEM*

[@xxkittychanxx1164]

No i hate this I'm still nine and you wanna make me cry

[@senthilkumarramu9629]

Annoying orange alert

[@0whatman]

lmao

[@xxhalfemptyxx7713]

@@xxkittychanxx1164 stop overreacting!,its just a comedic video about Amelia Bedilia!,sheesh!

[@larrygaroth9773]

The main cause of warps in all of reality You guys are assholes, 9 is the norm for youngsters on here

[@AlexQuill63]

Amelia Bedelia and Carl from Llamas with Hats team up. The world is going to SUFFER.

[@_yeetie]

CARL WHYS THERE A HUMAN HELPING U EAT HANDS!?

[@angelicabomination1699]

Alien Joe oh gee well I told her I wanted finger sandwiches and well... Here we are

[@johnfrancis8145]

Top 10 anime crossover specials

[@marksmithwas12]

I think she'd grasp the concept of a Meat Dragon pretty well

[@soup4720]

:O

[@zequanrice]

“Amelia, could you lend me a hand?” “AMELIA WHERE DID YOU GET THE HAND DEAR GOD”

[@mm3shadowman982]

"Brain Storm" is one method to distract the zombies during an invasion, at least

[@skiwows7953]

"There is no oogways." - Master Accident

[@dyplayzroblox9365]

No replies yet so I will

[@aryatejc8067]

Im dying dude why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Me-zz5zy]

@Hand Grabbing Fruits there are oogway’s accidents -master no

[@annakhalifahumar2781]

Lmao,the comments making me dying 🤣

[@shudenako]

Biden stroke call an adminbulance Strokjsusisysihwhbs

[@nobuffer101]

I’m pretty sure the armchair has an odd number of arms. And that makes it even more terrifying.

[@bartoszszczepaniak169]

"Amelia, can you shoot me some photos?" "AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE RIFLE!"

[@fiddyboink]

“Amelia, serve the guests for me, would you?” “Amelia, where’d the guests go? The steak is getting cold…”

[@somedude2934]

Mammoney

[@Someone-tz5rz]

That's not steak...

[@winabells4206]

O no

[@makatsue4598]

*O heck no*

[@Everyonesaytouswoo.ah3987]

Cannibalism

[@H_P_Lovecraft]

Amelia Bedelia vs. Shaggy at 2% power

[@AdallynD]

Oh man that's a hard one.

[@wallflower1435]

You're everywhere.. Literally on every comment section of the videos that I watched xD

[@H_P_Lovecraft]

@@wallflower1435 We are legion. Join us, and know our power

[@manchick7648]

Amelia you're pretty impressive you made me use 20% of my power I will have to break out my Scooby Snacks it dawned on him on what Shaggy said Amelia reaches for his dog Shaggy says like you force my hand as the entire universe implodes

[@joycedames4094]

100 shaggy vs drip goku vs Amelia bedelia

[@chloenicole7516]

I enjoyed reading these books in elementary school. AB is kinda funny lol

[@X-SPONGED]

Speaking with Amelia Bedelia is like dealing with the devil. Always assume anything and everything you say will be taken in the worst possible context and if available, call up a private cabal of the world's best lawyers and work out a legally binding signed 20-200 page contract where nothing could be taken even slightly out of context.

[@nataliealfera7225]

Whats in that lemon meringue pie lol

[@TheOrichalcumSpider]

Just be glad it's not Baked Alaska.

[@bigsal363]

Lemons and meringue. Otherwise it wouldn’t be a lemon meringue pie

[@ananousous]

@@TheOrichalcumSpider Sounds like a good reason to move to Alaska

[@noodlest_png7855]

what the frackerson, the prophecy is true. your here again.

[@myspaceuser]

... "(slams pie on the table) Eat my shit!"

[@PNSee1994]

KZbin recommendation system, you're weird, you know that?

[@trythrusting9980]

Yeah, I didn't know I needed it too

[@what_have_you_done]

Haha funee

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

ikr

[@ddaeby]

yeah, everyone is here again. strange shit

[@Transformingmorpher]

It really is, I don't understand how this managed to get over a million views.