Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z

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[@victorthorne3133]

Once you enter earth, YOULL NEVER BE SAFE!!

[@nicolemartin5919]

I understand that often people are inspired in the creative process by other works, but here you have copied the artistic style of Edward Gorey visually and thematically. Many of your viewers are not aware of this and will think this is completely original work rather than imitation or parody because you gave no credit to him at all.

[@zuruikitsune]

Nicole Martin Or we could just take to heart that (almost) everything we see on the internet is a parody and borrowed/stolen from someone else from some point or another. The Original Thought Theory states that everything has been thought of by someone else at some point in time. So even if you think you have an original idea..you more than likely don't, even if it isn't documented. Let that sink in.

[@delilahhague7875]

Hey CollegeHumor, Just wondering, who was the voice of the skeleton? Because I love his voice more than Morgan Freeman's.

[@TheCodProd27]

***** Thank ya! ;) I will be trying that later... lol

[@raymond0076]

Guy: "forget about eating i'll just go outside" Death: "ah, so you have chosen more death"

[@yokito0496]

More like "ah, so you have chosen a closer death"

[@ANZARIZ_43]

more like "ah so you have chosen more of me"

[@emilychu2612]

more like "hippity hoppity your soul is now my property"

[@emilychu2612]

@@viniciusmachado3828 he didn't say it though

[@emilychu2612]

@@viniciusmachado3828 check again

[@catchedtugboat7350]

"S is for sunscreen, and the sun. Both give u cancer, isnt that fun?" Said with the brightest smile

[@jamiecollins8710]

69 likes nice

[@xeboizz9986]

bruh now thats great one

[@matylda6960]

This one got me

[@Wonki284]

The sun is a deadly lazer

[@indigo8690]

that was like my favorite part lmao

[@pinkman_]

I like how he’s visibly mad but reluctantly agrees to everything

[@snoozymac2377]

This guy's basically saying "Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."

[@zonydragon1141]

Me: It's just a headache. Parents: It's just a headache. Doctor: It's just a headache. Google:

[@unaincreibleroca3427]

Bing:

[@someonesomewhereinthisworld]

whats up my batman brother

[@zonydragon1141]

@@someonesomewhereinthisworld eyyyy

[@__alexn__3548]

It’s bing:

[@joannaananicz2797]

Xd

[@sarahjanecampbell6305]

Guy: "Water can't kill me." Skeleton: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career

[@sliksilver6839]

D is for drowning

[@wheresdarice3988]

@@sliksilver6839 D is also for *death*

[@commonsense2821]

D is also for di-

[@ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082]

@@commonsense2821 ck

[@gigamoumantai2696]

@@commonsense2821 e

[@ledogge6436]

“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die” A quote that motivates every decision I make

[@abaixodovoid9832]

8 years have passed and this skelegentleman still has one of the best mics out there

[@cheesesits]

Guy: I- Death: “So you have chosen death”

[@joshmckenzie1458]

Lmao

[@mrrocket2742]

Lmao

[@nategillette3863]

badca2K Nice you ruined it 👍

[@styleslv8800]

Just edit death to grim reaper so it looks cool but anyway nice comment

[@pietarinokonen607]

Lmao

[@nusdrapoel897]

Me: Searches "How to die" Google: Get some help Bing:

[@Nugcon]

They're getting rid of potential Google users

[@Jone_V]

Only if you scroll down the suicide prevention stuff

[@NadiaG1998]

Bing: pack your bags buddy, we are going on a suicide trip

[@realspartan5206]

Bing is giving us what we want and google is manipulating us to not kill ourselves

[@crooked9669]

Bing does the same thing actually

[@yum976]

Water can kill you in 3 ways: drowning, freezing, and choking. Yet you still need it to survive.

[@dadoprado208]

Like my mom always says… “Does not matter what, too much of ANYTHING is like poison”

[@earonmhiepuno2089]

*"You can be a king. You can be a street sweeper. But everyone dances with the grim reaper"* -Robert Alton Harris

[@sleepysansy9096]

True words As true as the birds

[@shoelicker]

powet

[@elderlick6090]

I won't feel like dancing when i'm dead smh

[@maertzierast2651]

A most excellent quote, dude! *Air guitar*

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

nice

[@wolfcantdrive6897]

“S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer now isn’t that fun” -Groovy Skeleton

[@RKnightD94]

"UV for UV"

[@90sgirl99]

Best punchline

[@filoni8434]

@@RKnightD94 Well, it’s good I live in a country that never sees the sun 👍

[@jamesinneverland244]

T for Tobacco

[@jamesinneverland244]

@@RKnightD94 W Watching way to much TV

[@BeanBoy-rs9xd]

0:16 Alcohol 0:28 B.P.A. 0:30 Corn syrup 0:37 Dehydration 0:46 Eating 0:56 Fried food 1:00 Gluten 1:04 Hot dogs 1:08 Insecticide 1:12 Jerky 1:16 Kale 1:30 Lyme disease 1:34 Malaria 1:38 Ndiethyl intaglioide 1:45 Oxygen-less recreation 1:48 Pollution 1:51 Quicksilver 1:54 Radon 1:58 Sunscreen/the sun 2:05 Tobacco 2:07 Ultra 2:07 Violet 2:08 Watching _way_ too much TV 2:11 X-Ray 2:14 Yerba mate 2:19 Zealotry

[@justagoosethatsall]

Timestamps so original

[@captain_vegan]

ty mate

[@Gabriel-lb6bh]

Thanks mate

[@ironwolfd7073]

Nnthenl twhoilynide?

[@scmbgoogle7790]

N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide (deet)

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

2:26 that last rhyme hit so hard 🥶

[@justsomeguynothingtoseeher2974]

"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."

[@jtarokujo6462]

but sometimes you have to take life seriously

[@bubbles3659]

384 likes *1 reply*

[@scottish-hero6664]

539 likes 2 reply’s

[@jinthebanana_army4235]

556 likes 3 replies

[@blurp9054]

599 likes 5 reply

[@SomeRandomPuzzlePiece]

Death: "time to go" Me: "reverse card" *Everyone is immortal*

[@supernoob1894]

"R for Radon" Me: you still died bro lol

[@elanurhariboyiyen2564]

.

[@tungstendioxide3055]

Actually no. Death in the bible guides people to afterlife. If death isn't there there will be ton of ghosts and that's much more cooler

[@SomeRandomPuzzlePiece]

@@elanurhariboyiyen2564 doges united

[@ilovethebalticsthreesimpnr5721]

No-

[@redacted7613]

Lyrics: In life you have choices, some healthy, some not. Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because everything will. A is for alcohol, source of addiction, liver disease and other afflictions. So how 'bout water, that might be okay, but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A C is for corn syrup soda pop uses, and also for carbs found in sugary juices. D, dehydration, you still have to drink, though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little, or too much to count, E is for eating in perfect amounts, and eating some things that you shouldn't consume, cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom. F is for fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for G if you buy into that. He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made. I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed. J is for jerky with way too much salt. K is for kale, it’s also at fault. But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast. "Forget about eating, I'll just go outside." But that is where even more dangers can hide. L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks. M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict. N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray). It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides. O is for oxygen less recreation. P for pollution in each inhalation. Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked. R, deadly radon that's hard to detect. S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun? T for tobacco U V for UV W for watching way too much T.V. X as expected, is X-Ray Y is surprisingly Yerba mate Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger, just go on and try. No matter you're actions, you're still going to die.

[@Operaestbeau]

I desperately wish this was a series, I love the informative rhyming skeleton man!

[@cameronballz6154]

Me: *Google's symptoms of a cough* Google results:

[@skeletonentertainment4201]

Wait shouldn't it be Bing?

[@momoavatar4960]

@@skeletonentertainment4201 no, bing is for those "how to ask a girl out" jokes or similar things. the internet just loves giving you paranoia you have a cough? you have testicular cancer, bye bye - any search engine when looking up why im coughing

[@abidaabida1624]

this is panic attack simulator 101

[@goos101]

I searched *cough* and got ”Covid-19"

[@silly_lil_guy]

@@goos101 scream

[@laurbear6451]

“Both give you cancer!” *now isn’t that fun*

[@barunjena6171]

That's my favourite line

[@mysteriousstranger9182]

Very

[@ChaosZer00]

Now i am starting to hate summer...

[@lennethrusli3737]

@@ChaosZer00 especially if you live in indonesia its always summer rain is only in December 👌

[@abandonedbucharest7704]

Very fun, I almost shit my pants

[@lolitaapplewhite8128]

This was the best video i watched the last year 🤩🤩 Loved it ! Everything on it 🤩🤩 Congratulations 👏

[@puffpuffyams4328]

Such a wholesome video ☺️☺️☺️ I’m definitely showing this to my children

[@adriennestjacobs2841]

Be you the happiest soul, or an unfortunate weeper, a terrifying beast, or a horrifying creature, we're all equal in the eyes of the reaper.

[@lifeastheroyalcupcake4606]

#deathequality

[@henryohare732]

holy jesus Christ on a bicycle that line is awesome

[@oldbloodnguts1501]

#DeadLivesMatter

[@dadestroyer100]

That's deep

[@sabouedcleek611]

+Steven Hernandez agreed

[@compandre]

S is for school, and I cannot lie, if you don’t go you’ll be a fool, but if you do you’ll overwork ‘till you die.

[@creeperthecat9120]

Especially true now with all the online classes going on

[@udbhavanbanerjee4374]

lmfao!!

[@god-incarnate]

Work, until you die? That happen when you're too lazy to do something.

[@Isyaaa]

creeper the cat I lost track of which homework I have completed and which I haven’t

[@udbhavanbanerjee4374]

@@Isyaaa try keeping a journal...it worked for me

[@VancoVan53]

He's so good, he actually should become a poem writer 😄

[@Hunters_eyelash]

I feel like the skeleton is such a chill and nice guy who will look out for you but not be over-protective (Idk bro- I’m probably going insane but oh well-)

[@marz_mitzi]

yeah bruh- you probably are-

[@Hunters_eyelash]

@@marz_mitzi 💀

[@HessBenteTres]

“Breathing air kills 100% of life forms.” and “Age is lethal in large amounts.” are very true.

[@cheezburgir2330]

Ok i stop breathing right now i Will Tell you guys if i am Immortal cya later !

[@EmbeddedWithin]

Fishes: Ight -ima head out- ima be immortal

[@littlegraycat3752]

Wrong, you always breathe polluted air, no matter the place

[@EmbeddedWithin]

You fucking edited it

[@HessBenteTres]

Soviet Pilot Backup there edited again.

[@Metaknightkirby2]

Okay, can we stop bitching for a moment and acknowledge how awesome that voice is?

[@alienorbiter]

It's fantastic. He should voice Terry Pratchett's Death.

[@ingmaster5]

that voice is to die for.

[@oliviamellons4219]

I agree!!!😈

[@TheDaddyD10]

***** its perfect

[@ericlarrieu-let5757]

***** Heh heh, William Shatner plays a skeleton.

[@Natto_Cheese]

oh god i saw this when it first came out and youtube algorithm brought it back i'm so happy seeing this again it made me happy for some reason i think it was the rhyming

[@magda_mf]

Thanks for the motivation 👌

[@giocido]

Both give you cancer *NOW ISNT THAT FUN*

[@ziekaiser3873]

Sounds like the decision between Going Outside or staying with the people you hate

[@leonardocabrera1327]

he says it soooo clear xD

[@kedamono9233]

Yes, It is...

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

Stick to sunscreen, the corrolation is weak at best.

[@SilverScaleMA]

@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 good quality sunscreen is usually ok for the most part, you mainly have to watch out using old or really cheap sunscreen that might be more likely to still use chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer.

[@denislatifi8930]

W is for Wifi-failure That kills me...

[@userman7861]

TimeTrap_ SYS 99 Likes. I can't.... I have to..... make it.... a hundred.... There! 😊

[@adamheath6724]

TimeTrap_ SYS hahahahhaha

[@imariirami]

TimeTrap_ SYS lol

[@LunaForeverr]

TimeTrap_ SYS yup

[@Raul-by3dr]

TimeTrap_ SYS same here

[@JullianC]

his voice is so calming

[@blackroseeeee]

i love the voice its so soothing TT

[@JadeEyes1]

Jack Skellington's brother is a talented poet.

[@life_always_has_downfall]

Haha

[@user-ih5vp9wx7d]

Underrated comment

[@ThrowAwayAcc1111]

Very Underated Comment.

[@a-ghostly-apparition]

Jack spellington

[@dredgefall]

What's this? What's this? There's death everywhere! Like drowning and od'ing and choking on your hair~

[@kevinmalone27]

Death's voice is so... Soothing~

[@justsomedraweryt6416]

I know right...

[@retierashia]

I watched this video multiple times just to listen to his voice.

[@fukkleknuckle]

sweet release~

[@farnellechan7308]

IKR 😂😂

[@mathewws_]

I can sleep to this

[@kKkk-bi1ed]

oh my gosh I miss this, it’s been soooo long !!!

[@Milaisavi]

After years yt recommend this again.. I was obsessed.. I’m obsessed again

[@haleman1756]

A is for age cause no one can stop it

[@roninkenshi5988]

haleman 1 å is for ål å is for ärtor

[@forzaacmilan36]

Ronin Kenshi Jag kan inte fatta att jag hitta några svenskar i kommentar sektionen

[@o_ber]

B is for a weapon of mass destruction, a Bop It.

[@binimbap]

... yet.

[@zigaskakauskas]

B is for bleach. It cures your anger, also it saves you, from internet cancer.

[@robinsavo]

“Everything will kill you.” Including my teddy bear?

[@imactuallyarat6326]

Especially

[@ihatethisusernameupdate]

Yes, especially if you’re an Asian and you’re absolutely terrible at Math.

[@zsushi3316]

Beast Mode ................ oh noooooooooo that’s me

[@mobiledota2555]

Depends.

[@CarlosGonzalez-mp9re]

If you eat or inhale her, sure!

[@toastthemost2473]

This is my new favorite video on youtube.

[@imnicolegrey]

I literally live by this song. I love it! And thank god I found it again. I watched this so many years ago. xD

[@Cton9573]

Everything gangsta until he says “S is for suicide”

[@marigeorg1322]

Yeah we all laugh and games but go quiet when we hear that word

[@arkham_miami]

@JetSki NOOOOO

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

s for sayonara

[@remigal899]

s is for sex

[@StraightUpDoor]

@@user-mg7wh8zq6v no dont remind me

[@florissamarielle5391]

his voice is so good for someone who has no vocal chords

[@misinformation2516]

Lol

[@Peaches_1111]

This made laugh harder than it should

[@pxcan5991]

I always though they were a bone lol

[@donnawigley7783]

LMAO 🤣

[@shadowofmountainclan4564]

Hes how I imagine a skeleton to sound.

[@R0S3MARY831]

Here 8 years later, just to say this was hella well done.

[@nadiagoldman5292]

This reminds me of this one Dont hug me I’m scared episode about food, it basically was about the messages dieting culture inflicts about what kind of food you should and shouldn’t eat until you just end up eating things that are bad for you anyway.

[@ambrew7899]

Imagine a random guy in front of you in the bar, talking about all they ways you can die. I cant imagine.

[@jishenganus2240]

Mr Something It happened to me a lot

[@Chinritos]

That'd be awesome

[@BoxGirl9]

😂😂😂😂

[@therealunslimshady471]

Jisheng Anus What bar do you go to?

[@raven5644]

Yea no it isn't cool I keep worrying and even consider a zombie apocalypse even though the chance is of course so very low but imagine how painful it would have to be to be eaten alive. But also humans are crazy you need no zombies for that kind of shit

[@iLikeKittens]

Lord Death dropping some sick rhymes

[@themankdemeteam3910]

カラス 😂😂😂😂 LOLOLOLOL HAHAAHA made my day! Thx

[@ylia979]

Lord death? You insulted so many people with just those words...

[@dom5407]

Anna Marie Wen u realize how stupid dat comment waz

[@winterparadox3411]

or he is making an anime reference simpleton

[@lucaschudzik4895]

カラス He's the new Eminem

[@brietterfly9219]

Ah, what a relaxing way to start my day

[@aryaprabhatsingh1735]

That is one of the best things I've watched in a While...

[@samdabugg]

"S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, isn't that fun?" a quote to live by

[@aqzserdftgyh9437]

@@porygone-s Certain chemicals in sunscreen can ,in fact, give you cancer.

[@aqzserdftgyh9437]

@@porygone-s Yea it's just some type of sunscreen can give you cancer but anyways now they are making sunscreen that normally doesn't have chemicals that give cancer So yea it's not as bad but can still happen

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

@@porygone-s Sunscreens are in 2 groups, mineral and chemical. Many chemical sunscreens have been found to have carcinogens in them.

[@amemecloset8173]

Sunscreen gives you what it is trying to protect you from lol

[@NeonLeon6668]

that's why I don't leave my house

[@mysteriousplaguedoctor1744]

F IS FOR FIRE U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS

[@hagalathekido]

a is for atom bombs h is for hydrogen bombs

[@gravity3.8]

Thats FUN

[@1958PlymouthFury]

MysteriousPlagueDoctor uranium bombs. Stop trying to sound smart. Well bombs do use uranium. But theres still no bomb thats named or fully uses uranium

[@mysteriousplaguedoctor1744]

TAOE animator It's just a reference to a Spongebob episode...

[@jango8472]

CloneShark Animations dude... it's a SpongeBob reference.

[@TheflesheatersargOFFICAL]

Thanks for the advice 😃

[@maramike13]

Love this! Reminds me so much of Edward Gorey.

[@gutsandcandy1664]

"You can't avoid danger , so go on and try No matter your actions , you're still gonna die" Well ain't this the best advertisement catchphrase

[@riworocks]

For a medicine ad

[@DTux5249]

It's not wrong tho, neat message

[@hectorbeck6268]

'life, the give that eventually kills you'

[@ibrahimchandavarkar1594]

L is for Ligma

[@rahmatbanua7009]

I'll admit, when i see the word danger, i legit thought it's cancer

[@angeloshikewa3715]

If anxiety was an actual figure

[@Jonathan-sn8wc]

Angelo Shikewa Death himself isn’t anxiety

[@lazzivloggs9603]

Jonathangaming 146 R/whoosh

[@Jonathan-sn8wc]

PIZZA WOMAN I get the joke.. but he’s talking about the skeleton dude. *which is death himself.* 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@lazzivloggs9603]

Jonathangaming 146 He’s talking about death and making the guy anxious ... 🤦‍♀️

[@lazzivloggs9603]

So yes r/whoosh 🤣🤣

[@Pawelandbajer]

That is so immaculate and yet so underrated.

[@dootss]

it's just tradition to revisit this video every once in a while.

[@ynigo1167]

You: I have anxiety... Friend: No you dont *shows this video* Friend: now i believe you

[@dragonjade8853]

Random Anxiety Boy man, people are just making my day today.

[@ynigo1167]

Wth 103 thnx for the likes xd

[@viligor1484]

fancy cool reaper guy rhyme version: You: I have anxiety... Friend: No you don't *shows this video* Friend: Now we both

[@liasrehl8628]

I dont have anxiety Like YOU.

[@larko2717]

@@liasrehl8628 ...okay?

[@woetroe8841]

Both giving you cancer ISN'T THAT FUN.

[@louix5330]

wouter I don’t want to go outside.

[@ghilliem.g.5824]

i mean,it kinda is actually

[@dutch__]

M8 i am happy i am always in my room

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Just become a *g a m e r*

[@emptypotion7984]

Join the humans who play games 23 hours a day

[@Knash992]

ITS SO ADDICTIVE TO WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN

[@reborn9296]

watching this again after years it got recommended again

[@-jotaro-]

he talks in a high pitch and happy voice then goes into a low creepy voice...

[@btsfan9185]

Ikr

[@welshgem1]

Army

[@avoccado_toast7667]

Sarah Al-Zeer // ikrrrrr

[@nanalalala4053]

Totally agree

[@avoccado_toast7667]

Moa Ravegard // LMAO TRUE

[@mariogaztambide8603]

Category: Comedy I mean I know my life is a joke but

[@bugfairy]

relatable

[@musclemanmyles3665]

I would like but there are 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it Mkay I can like now

[@f.b.iagent8921]

@@NEXTYEAR_ youtube changed it,now i hate youtube even more,i'm just gonna go watch some Pornhub

[@mariogaztambide8603]

Roger 2021 Hi On some devices it doesn't pop up, usually on mobile. If you try going on a PC or a laptop you probably will be able to see it

[@randomnamedipicked]

bruh hahahahahah (i am laughing whean writhing this)

[@jessicaroy2959]

Just what I needed today

[@ClydeXD.]

Straight 🔥🔥

[@jacksonroberts9018]

I still like this. It’s like depression but in a jolly way

[@ChaosMarche3271]

Perfect for me

[@artemischii]

Optimistic nihilism ?

[@ihavebeenpwned9348]

D for depression

[@jacksonroberts9018]

THE ØNE C is for College humour, the ultimate source of addiction

[@pjbottoms839]

Lol, God bless

[@GengUpinIpin]

U is for "U" because "U" are the one that's making all the deadly choices

[@expiredmilk1676]

Inserts surprised pikachu face

[@ErikaChristinaGdA]

Yeah, because it’s my fault that someone decided to put water in a plastic bottle which is one of the only ways to drink water when you’re not at home

[@arkar4289]

U is for u because i love u.haha

[@xenodrone3367]

F is friend who die together u is for you and me n is for anywhere and any time at all we all drown in the deep blue sea

[@edgemadefoxe367]

@@ErikaChristinaGdA go drink in a river if you want, there's more bacteria than neuron in your head

[@elitavitenberga3244]

Bwutifull animation! Mustve took a long time! XOXO

[@notajellien]

thanks for the tut will be trying!

[@plantimations1232]

“Quarantine might be bad, but it can’t get any worse, I’ll just look at the news.” The news:

[@godricgryffindor8401]

Help......

[@AmogusTheAdogus]

But this was published on 2014 so....................

[@eltiofresca4998]

@@AmogusTheAdogus not realizing joke alert

[@AmogusTheAdogus]

@@eltiofresca4998 Bruh, I know it's a joke but the video was published in 2014 lmao, read my comment dumbass

[@eltiofresca4998]

@@AmogusTheAdogus would be nice if u didnt swear at the first answer

[@georgiaandes413]

*Anxiety has joined the chat*

[@user-nr1hz8ru9k]

**joined*

[@AnomalousAbnormal]

I'm still in chat

[@Ray-ks4bb]

*bed has entered the chat*

[@fork2309]

T is for typos

[@mynameisharper4689]

Yup

[@fireborrito1082]

This was fantastic

[@The_Great_Letter_E]

"you can't avoid danger, just go ahead and try. No matter your actions, you're still gonna die." What a quote

[@bugfairy]

1:25 “i’ll just go outside.” *ah yes, i do miss those days outdoors..*

[@aliddda328]

C is for Covid-19 You MIGHT get lucky IF you're a teen

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

D is for Donald, how is he not bald?

[@idontgetjokes8101]

@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 irrelevant

[@bugfairy]

@Alex Wintle wow.

[@aliddda328]

I don't

[@AnnaBeatriz-ht1ts]

death is like that pessimist friend everyone has

[@nightchaos6848]

i dont have one of this Friends and thats because i am that person

[@AnnaBeatriz-ht1ts]

@@nightchaos6848 me too haha

[@aleksdedi9529]

@NightChaos me too lol

[@someonewhoexists7350]

Same.

[@someonewhoexists7350]

Well, true. I don't actively look for the bad, but I typically do not sugar coat it.

[@Dexiffer]

That last sentence motivated me, genuenly thank you 😆

[@DhananjayRRSatyanarayan]

hello college humor, if you don't mind me asking, which software did you use to animate this video. thank you

[@alwaysalex4738]

Director: So how much anxiety do you want? Death: Yes.

[@tagreedibrahim9978]

@Please Go Away A is for anxiety, Really? That's what is killing our society?

[@starfox5165]

Ha that’s my brain at 2am when I somehow enter the dark side of bright side

[@habarn-amcenumesaimipun1237]

Depressed people: *It's free real estate

[@leanor8500]

👁️👅👁️ ✌️

[@bigwestaz]

Habarn-amcenumesaimipun 1234 Look at my name 😂

[@lokz789pilled]

•Mel_ _Kitashi• how does this meme apply

[@andyhernandez6136]

Depressed people will get happy listening to this.

[@tameraedward]

Brooke Is A TikToker ok

[@davidm8371]

There needs more of this.

[@mrmickel9908]

This man rymed so hard I added this to my song Playlist

[@mstar1242]

S is for Sunscreen, But also the Sun Both give you cancer, NOW ISN'T THAT FUN!

[@computerpyro6733]

XD oh god im so glad i dont have a life ;-;

[@ag3514]

Guess I'm never going outside again without an umbrella

[@nightwolf654]

THAT'S SO FUN NOW LET'S DIE HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@isabel9394]

Natsuki Doki Doki It’s a list of things that *can* kill you

[@jahzara.d]

And if you leave the sun that means your in space somewhere and you'd suffocate, get cancer and freeze to death all at the same time. Isn't that fun as well?

[@EesaGaming]

*And 'Y' is for KZbin, recommending this to everyone, 6* *years later!*

[@Mishkie]

6*

[@EesaGaming]

@@Mishkie Yeah, 6 now, looool

[@oaheverything7242]

Eesa Gaming why does it matter how old it is If it’s still accurate

[@adam0.858]

I oust realized that was 5years but that guy are smooth

[@jeffreykassir]

Lmao

[@yahyatheelectronicraceroffical]

this is the best video i have ever see in a very very loooong time.

[@user-tl6lo9fl7w]

LOOL I LOVE THIS

[@pancitpalabok_]

If death doesn’t sound like this I never wanna die

[@ThatGuyChoco]

Lmao, how do his vocal cords work like that? The only person who sounds even slightly similar to this is John Dimmagio

[@danielbartos7204]

I dunno man, how can you not die if ,, Everything will kill you " ;)

[@greyarea8081]

If death doesn't sound like that then I'm not dying

[@valentinfranco4528]

Death rate drops to zero.

[@idkidc1885]

So you have chosen death

[@iceman1403]

is it just me or is this skeleton an ASMR profesional

[@loganennes5048]

Noah I think so

[@mitogenhahah]

The voice actors for documentaries XD

[@zendore6174]

It’s at 666 likes, I’m not liking xD

[@MariaVasquez-fz7jl]

Definitely

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Kinda reminds me of corvus

[@martines2956]

Hes saying it such a way its calming

[@mrcomplitary9700]

I remember watching this as a kid and I still love it

[@zman8778]

The point Jack Skellington's brother is trying to make is... We live to die.

[@janusinitiative3520]

Memento Mori

[@COCO-tm3gp]

Unus Annus

[@kelliecanscan3364]

Well then, we better live with purpose. Am I right :p

[@SomaDas-hh6bf]

memento mori.

[@HUEYBOOEY]

You cannot truly appreciate your life until you risk losing it.

[@patricioperegrino3796]

So no ones gon talk bout how cool this skeleton can rhyme

[@bigchungus459]

Oh I thought that i was the only one who noticed 🤔😄

[@montythematch8867]

Patricio Peregrino no, that would be a waist of my time * comedic drums *

[@aacountryrapofficialmusicv6155]

Dude he should be in a rap battle😂😂

[@yokito0496]

Yeah its awesome

I will

[@SophXFlame]

There’s something calming about this video, I don’t know why,

[@zonjiee]

goes hard fr

[@sydm5237]

This skeleton guy is my spirit animal

[@ffredalot]

Your comment is unhealthily relatable.

[@fuyutsukirai]

Your reply is unhealthily relatable.

[@sydm5237]

Everything about this video is unhealthily relatable.

[@nighthawk4564]

your spirit animal is a skeleton? That makes no sence shouldn't a spirit animal be an actual "animal" not something thats already in you or skull fucked by other spirit animals....smh

[@sydm5237]

Gilbert Toglia Okay, Mr. Know-it-all :/

[@TonyShepardN7]

This should be named: How to get anxiety in 3 minutes

[@onetrickh3464]

Trueeeeee xD

[@kittieskats1087]

Lol Have faith... Almighty God has written everything anyways... It has to happen at sometime in ur existence

[@JoeTheEmperor]

Looool

[@cyrusthevirus888]

2:58 not 3:00

[@imai4829]

@@cyrusthevirus888 its an estimate-

[@whale5900]

Spittin bars frfr

[@cringekiddo]

On god.