American Reacts - SARAH MILLICAN - Gifts From Your Cat

[@ToniMcGinty]

The guy said "p***y pie's nice". I think.

[@MandyCaneLane]

😅😅

[@gracesiegel7849]

Correct!

[@DavidandLegs]

I once looked after a cat for a friend, I just needed to pop in once a day to check on him and feed/water him. He had a cat flap so could come and go as he pleased. For the two weeks he was an Angel for me, he was either waiting for me or soon appeared shortly after I arrived. Anyway 2 weeks later my friends got home, the day they came back the cat disappeared and he stayed away for exactly 2 weeks. Think he was like “f^%# you, if you can go away for 2 weeks then so can I!!” Will never forget that, legend!

[@MandyCaneLane]

Hahahahhah! They legit get offended!

[@BosskV2.0]

1:58 - "I don't know if you've ever litter trained a cat, they're normally quite straight forward"

[@shanialover]

You heard the first word exactly, but the second word was NOT poison. The second word was PIE!! 👱‍♀👱‍♀👗👗👠👠❤❤😉😉😊😊

[@blubeetle3]

Hello, Mandy. I'm currently the dad to two cats (Charlie and Eddie). And let me tell you as someone who's had cats all their life, if your cat hasn't gifted you at least one half-eaten mouse, that cat doesn't love you! I once had a cat (Stinky) that left me THREE half-eaten mice all at once, all neat in a row. The proper response to that gift is high praise and possibly a treat. If on the off-chance they bring you back a twitcher, you must sternly tell them to finish the job.

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

Nearly at 20k subscribers Mandy. Looking forward to the 20k party livestream! 🥳

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you Gaz! That is an awesome idea, but makes me nervous! Haha

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

@@MandyCaneLane You'll have all the people that love what you do watching so I'll definitely be having a nap while you do it.......🤡🌍 Just fooking about but I'd watch in a heartbeat as you brighten up my day and others would agree that your a lovely, kind soul!

[@xKynOx]

I got a gift from my cat this morning he had been sick all over the sofa, you got to love em.

[@MandyCaneLane]

😬😅

[@charliecosta3971]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I actually quite fancy Sarah Millican. She would make laugh all day, she's grounded and humble

[@jamesaston2031]

Definitely not the only one mate

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤭🤗

[@rossshepherd9836]

I don't find her attractive, but your opinion isn't unpopular as it's your opinion on what you like.

[@BillTheScribe]

I wouldn't say I fancy her, but I'd love to hear her sincerely call me "flower' to my face.

[@zaftra]

with huge knockers.

[@rodlepine233]

Voles are small rodents that are relatives of lemmings and hamsters, but with a stouter body; a longer, hairy tail; a slightly rounder head; smaller eyes and ears; and differently formed molars. They are sometimes known as meadow mice or field mice

[@abelovedsonofGodinwhomHeis35-6]

The man said pie, not poison and he thought he was sooooooo clever shouting that out.

[@johnpoile1451]

Crowd enjoyed it.

[@abelovedsonofGodinwhomHeis35-6]

@@johnpoile1451 Yep that was the level, boy-ish humour at its best.

[@scottscott232]

5:47 - "We're talking about a cat that stole a whole chain of sausages". 😂

[@MandyCaneLane]

😹🤪

[@bluesrocker91]

The last cat I had was especially "generous" with his gifts. One time he caught and killed a fully grown buck rabbit in the woods behind our house and brought it home as a "present"... It was huge, bigger than he was and it must've taken him hours to drag it home, only to find it wouldn't fit through the cat flap when he got it back. 😂 But rather than admit defeat he dragged it half way through, until it got stuck, ripped its head off and left the rest of the corpse behind... He comes in a drops the head at my feet, purring and looking all proud of himself. I go through into the utility room where he'd come in, and it was like something out of a horror movie. 🤣🤣 Fortunately, being out in the middle of nowhere there are lots of scavenging creatures around, so after mopping up the blood we just left the carcass out overnight. There was nothing left of it by the next morning... I like to think a family of fox cubs got a good meal that night.

[@cmmooney564]

Myself and seven friends have tickets to see Sarah next year, i dimly can’t wait!

[@cmmooney564]

Oops…simply can’t wait…

[@doqas]

That cat story was right out of Would I Lie to You

[@shadybacon3451]

Have always had cats, since I was born, my parents had them and I grew up with cats in the house. When I was a kid I distinctly remember my mum having to check my shoes of a morning because the cats used to drop the frogs they would bring back over night, into shoes. They also used to bring in mice, live birds which would fly around the house as we tried to catch them to put them outside. The funniest one I remember was one morning, one of the cats coming in through the cat flap with a warm sausage, either someone gave it to her or she stole it which would not surprise me as she was so sneaky. I now have a tripod kitty (3 legs since birth) indoor cat so doesn't bring presents home, she did help the hamster escape though didn't do a thing just watched him roam around the room. And she now has to get used to my German Shepherd pupper, which might take a while.

[@MandyCaneLane]

Haha! I love that the sausage was WARM! Wonder if she stole it from a grill!! And your kitty sounds aforable. Hope she adjusts well to the dog 🤗

[@shadybacon3451]

@Mandy Cane Lane or someone's plate She's been letting him know she is the boss, for a tiny kitty she's feisty and swipes and hisses if he gets to close. Although it is more of a go away hiss than her usual, I'm going to tear you apart hiss, which she does sometimes, and that's only from the smell of another cat on clothes or something, I have the scars to show for it 🤣

[@liamoconnor9487]

We had a giant cat on the farm, once, that wrestled a full grown, live Hare, into the kitchen, through the cat-flap, one morning. I had to physically fight the cat off to get the Hare away from him so I could set it free.

[@MandyCaneLane]

😮

[@StMargorach]

The Irish comedian Ed Byrne also has a story about his cat dragging in a larger than normal animal (although it's a small part of a larger story) . It's really quite funny.

[@michaelgoetze2103]

My male cat announces himself loudly whenever he comes indoors. It's quite cute, unless its 2am.

[@MandyCaneLane]

Haha, "Hello! I'm home!" Love it

[@steved6092]

Love Sarah's comedy ... love your reactions ... love your stories ... and you're a lot more than alright yourself Mandy ! 😆😉

[@MandyCaneLane]

Haha, thank you Steve! 🤗🪻

[@kenmercer8112]

1 min in and already better than the feltface video. LOL loved your cat story!

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you so much Ken! 🤗🤗

[@BillTheScribe]

Cat saliva is basically venom. If a cat bites a bird, the bacteria in the saliva will nearly always kill the bird. This is according to the person at the bird rescue when I tried to turn in a dove a local feral had attacked. I currently have 5. Three were rescued from the parking lot where I worked at the time, and two were a bit too old. One is purely decorative (do not touch). One was rescued from a bad domestic situation, and one is old. They make interesting pets, but none go outside any more. The old one used to bring us the front half of katydids, and he killed a LOT of birds then tried to hide the bodies in the yard.

[@DruncanUK]

Sarah Millican is great - and only she could get away with wearing fluffy bunny slippers on stage! 🤣

[@amberwarrior459]

The man said 😺 pies 😹

[@MandyCaneLane]

😬😅

[@myopicautisticmetal9035]

Ah, the lovely Sarah and Yourself. What a combo!

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤗🪻

[@InfiniteStates]

At 17 minutes or so, the first person said they’d made a pie out of a pigeon, and the second guy yelled ‘pigeon pie is nice’ from what I could make out 🤷‍♀️

[@CycolacFan]

Friend’s cat strolled in one day with the keys to a BMW in his mouth… 😂

[@robertlonsdale5326]

Vols usually live in the wild not towns and are seen near river. A small rat or a big mouse but pair up for life. x

[@dave_h_8742]

Your story adds flavour. our cat Tom used to bring presents in to my mum, as we live by a farmers field it was mostly mice. A vole is a species with protected status.

[@DruncanUK]

Did you tell Tom it was protected?

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you Dave! 🤗🙌🏻

[@dave_h_8742]

@@DruncanUK No he was a right "Tom cat" ear ripped off, batted and bruised absolute bugger to other cat's and wildlife, he'd not have given two fecks about being protected 😂

[@Jbatley1]

It’s a rodent but they mate for life and will always stay with its parent until dealth apparently. It’s the episode where morty tries to get a love chemical to spray on Jessica to make her love him up and the world ended up “Kronenberged” or however you’d spell that lol

[@Squeesher]

I love those Anarchist-type cats. I used to care for friends' cats when they were away, and loved getting to know their personalities. I'm mildly autistic (among other things), and getting to know a pet is so much easier than a human, for me. During in-person interactions, I'm usually using my entire attention just to keep up and seem "normal". I can follow the cat around, stare at it intensely without it considering me rude while I learn and interact in my odd natural way. I miss doing it, but no longer have any friends who live nearby. And that's fine. I will find new friends and a partner, eventually. Thank you, Mandy 🤗☺

[@MandyCaneLane]

All in good time Squeesher! Ever consider getting a pet yourself?

[@Squeesher]

​@@MandyCaneLane Yes, I've considered it. However, I don't trust myself alone yet to look after a pet, and I don't want to overshare the reasons for that on KZbin. 😔😣 At least, not this early in our very casual acquaintance. 🫶🫶 Don't worry though! I'm grateful that you wanted to try and help. 🤗 I realize your suggestion was innocent, and I hope to be able to one day have many well-taken care of cats and other pets. ❤❤ Be well, Mandy!

[@Chucktsar54]

I know we have a rescue cat and Mommy is his special and Daddy is the skivey😀

[@martins1964]

water voles in the UK are endagered, so it's good to help them. cute creatures.

[@MandyCaneLane]

I love everything rodent! Hate when cats kill them 🥺

[@Jbatley1]

While you research and I’m going to guess that it is some form of mouse. Its mentioned on Rick and Morty as a mouse that breeds with its partner and lives forever in one of the early episodes. I don’t know if you watch that show

[@mikeh020011]

The cat from next door has a love hate relationship with me. I worked shifts and she would wait by my door waiting for me to come home. I would not let her in to the house but would let her just in the entrance . I would get a beer and sit down in the door way and she would climb up on me and fall a sleep. She once give me dead bird and I sat her down and said if you want to bring me some think I can eat the wood pidgins are good you can have the head. I never got another bird again.😀😀😀

[@MandyCaneLane]

Lmao!! 😅🤣

[@quench100]

I always know we're in for story time when you're vid length is 10 minutes longer than the vid you're watching 😆 Good story though 🤭🤭

[@MandyCaneLane]

Hahaha, that is just how I roll 🤪

[@enemde3025]

1.55. She said " LITTER TRAIN A CAT ".

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you 😅

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Your cat story was great. Enjoyable and funny, so I'm glad you shared it. Sarah is great, and she's so good at interacting with the audience and always having funny comebacks. Quick thinking she is. I have a couple of neighbourhood cats who like to visit me almost daily, in my back garden. No idea whose they are, no collar or anything. So I buy cat food and feed them. This has been going on for about 6 months now. One of them has got really friendly now, which is quite the change from when I first saw them and they would run off if I even moved. Oh and the guy shouted 'p***y pie', and I know I won't need to explain that :) BTW, what do the tattoo on your arm say? Curious :)

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you Rusty! I agree about Sarah! And I love that you feed the cats! Awesome of you.🙌🏻🤗 The tattoo on my arm is a name.

[@morganga]

I've only ever met one cat, and that was one time, visiting a uni friend's parent's house, years ago. I don't count the neighbours' cats, cos I couldn't say I've been introduced to them, nor accompanied them indoors. As I write this, along with everybody else's cat stories, I somehow feel like I'm missing out. 😧

[@MandyCaneLane]

You lost definitely are! Cats are amazing fun! 🙌🏻🤗

[@soulgalorememories9921]

Being a lifelong dog owner, I’m not particularly fond of cats - I don’t hate them…just not for me. When we used to go to friends houses that had cats, my ex wife (a cat lover) couldn’t understand why the cat bothered me and not her. It’s like the cat knew that I was not going to make a fuss of it and decided that he/she would annoy me so much to get attention. I’m sure cats instinctively know whether you are a cat lover or not……so they climb on you, rub themselves on your legs or dig their claws into your clothes…just for the hell of it 😅

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

Its the Littah Traaye!

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤣🤣🤣

[@paultheretrogamer]

Great video mandy as always I'm from UK and I sometimes don't understand sarah as she talks very fast

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤭🤗

[@friendlyneighbourhoodsteve4087]

Enjoyed the story 👍, now here's mine! Mwahahahaha... I have a 'rescued' lizard atm (see pic) no cat or dog involved here, just my dad with a lawnmower 😅, fortunately it is so small, the lawnmower completely missed it, so there's no reason to even have it, in fact the last 2 he's 'rescued' were perfectly happy and healthy, and then died after he'd 'taken care of them' he's going overseas in a few days and will want me to look after it. I'm going to let it go. On another note, sometimes it is best to 'put something out of its misery' as they say, its awful seeing an animal suffering, knowing its just slowly going die and there's nothing you can do. I encountered a kangaroo on the side of the road with a broken leg once, in trying to do something to help I just made it worse. It's the one time in my life I'd genuinely wished I had a gun. Wow that got darker than i expected... Here have some flowers💐 and a cake 🎂 and a smiling kitty 😺 👍👍

[@MandyCaneLane]

Haha! That did get dark! Flowers are in water, the cake was delicious, and Kitana hissed at the cat 🤣

[@friendlyneighbourhoodsteve4087]

@@MandyCaneLane 🤣🤣🤣 cracked me up. Poor imaginary kitty 😺 🤣

[@mickyfinn1948]

That was fun, Mandy. Not a cat person, myself, but enjoyed these tales! Such a naturally funny lady and the Sarah woman wasn't bad either! Haha 😻😺🙏

[@MandyCaneLane]

Haha, thank you Michael! 🙌🏻

[@michaelmisanthrope]

I let my black cat outside last night at about 2;00 A.M.. It came back in a couple of hours later only now it had red highlights everywhere. WTF?

[@HalkerVeil]

A cat like that gets sent to the farm in my house. And the other cats see it happen and know not to do that crap.

[@karlbowbeer5600]

Omg your he he he is amazing

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤪

[@trevorlsheppard7906]

We have lots of foxes in towns in UK and if you leave plastic bags of rubbish out overnight they are sure be ripped open and rubbish strewn about.

[@MandyCaneLane]

Ahh, here it that happens with either homeless people or dogs. Big difference. 😕

[@MustaLaatta]

I'm farmes son. My job was to get off Ernesto. who lived with us over 16 years, And two others after that. Pigs, Gooses, Turkeys, etc. were normal, for family use

[@MandyCaneLane]

Umm.... I have no idea how to interpret this 😅

[@rogermitchell1345]

Hello there yes I m not a cat lover myself dogs yes... had a girl friend one time she looooooved cats so we got one..................she asked me to help name the cat right. So I said of course yes how about APPOCALYPSE MEOW.......... we didnt have a dog ok....but guess where I slept that night...........

[@jamiestidiford6684]

she says Litter tray,

[@MandyCaneLane]

Thank you 🤗

[@NGT4LIFE]

You got the first word right,but the second word was pie not poison.

[@MandyCaneLane]

Oops 😅

[@shaun-hoppy]

I make tiny chairs and whips about as big as your little finger nail, and i take pictures of me taming different animals fron ants, spiders to kittens, so a cat bringing me them would save me time looking for creatures down the woods, i don't hurt them i just hold the chair near enough to make them react to it, i was once on my laid on my stomach filming me with my tiny chair with a pale tussock moth caterpillar and someone walked passed, he gave me a look of someone thats never seen a full grown man battling a caterpillar with a chair before in the middle of nowhere, he seemed to walk away a lot faster, a walkers nightmare 😂

[@MandyCaneLane]

Hahahhahahah! This is hilarious! Glad you don't hurt the critters!

[@shaun-hoppy]

@@MandyCaneLane if you find a bee that can't seem to fly, hold one finger just above its head, if done right it will hold up a leg to protect its head and it'll look like it's giving you a high five

[@conanthedestroyer2819]

She said have you ever tried litter training a cat

[@alexb5548]

Why is everyone upset about this? It's normal, what's wrong with saying litter training?

[@conanthedestroyer2819]

@@alexb5548 idk

[@Vilutusk]

I am a big lover of animals but we are NOT their relatives. Keeping yourself above your cats and dogs in rank is essential to their own mental state

[@markborder906]

Old country saying, and remarkably accurate : Dogs look up to you Cats look down on you But pigs is equal.

[@rawgaentertainment]

F dat cat! You would have lose a cat..

[@irreverend_]

I've always thought it weird to call your pets children. Although I do currently have 2 dogs, and one is the father of the other, so it would be bloody weird if I was father to both of them...

[@irreverend_]

Also, I used to have a cat and a female terrier, I wasn't sure if I'd be able to keep the kitten at first because the terrier had never been around cats before. A week or 2 later and he ended up nursing from my dog until he was about 6 months old. He was the best cat ever, acted more like a dog :)

[@rodlepine233]

Litter train

[@jackdavids2723]

I don't know why would anyone bother to save an animal caught by the cat, hasn't anyone learned anything from the opening song from the Lion King? Also I enjoyed your cat story it' was very funny.

[@MandyCaneLane]

Lol, especially of it is twitching and half dead! Thank you very much! 🙌🏻🤗

[@Jbatley1]

You apologise too much 😂 are you sure you’re not British? Lol

[@Jbatley1]

Aww man as I wrote that you mentioned about the kitty dying RIP kitty 😢 lol

[@laupstad]

But luckily they all died.

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rawgaentertainment]

Cat's are the DEVIL! I Couldn't watch yo cat.. Good on him..

[@freethinker--]

Anyone own a cat..... Your houses stink 🙊

[@MandyCaneLane]

🤣🤣🤣

[@StMargorach]

You just know people with cats that don't ventilate their house or has a litter box instead of the cat going outside. Man, I've also been in houses where the whole house smelled like their dog XD

[@69mosshead]

She's married to Gary Delaney, if you watch some of his stand up i believe everything she says about him lol😂

[@MandyCaneLane]

I have only seen on clip of his. I believe her too 😅🤣

[@69mosshead]

@@MandyCaneLane 😂