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[@klarasee806]

Blue hearts USA 💙 = Democrats Blue hearts Germany 💙 = AFD "Vote blue" in Germany does not mean you are leaning towards the left…

[@BunjiKugashira42]

@@jesskar nor the right. It means you're no longer leaning at all and fell face down into something brown and stinky.

[@DalaiDrama-hp6oj]

@@BunjiKugashira42 😂True 👍

[@mellertid]

Red means left in most of the world.

[@CorneliusSchwarzenstein]

Ich hatte mal anarchistische Freunde, die regelmäßig blau gewählt haben. Ich schätze, das geht am Thema vorbei...

[@klarasee806]

@@CorneliusSchwarzenstein 😂

[@CorneliusSchwarzenstein]

8:11 The "Tigerente" (tiger-duck) is from a famous german children book and a TV-show based on that book.

[@LindaPerry_]

Ryan has to react the Tigerente !

[@to_loww]

Janosch is from Silisia.

[@to_loww]

@@gadnuk666 He identified as Silesian. Let's just leave it this way.

[@to_loww]

@@gadnuk666 You completely miss the point here. And as a native German speaker in a German speaking country other than Germany, i find that even pretty offensive what you are doing here.

[@gadnuk666]

@@to_loww I apologise for my comments. Yes, I missed the point and was a little offended too that someone would mention Silesia as something other than Germany because of my ancestry and self-image as a German, as I have been asked about it all my life due to my surname. Because of my (Lower) Silesian grandparents (in the same age group as Janosch, maybe a bit older), who identified themselves as both Silesian and German, I assumed that Janosch felt the same way (although he was from Upper Silesia). Now I've read some interviews and realised that he sees himself more as a Silesian from Poland than from Germany.

[@SomeRandomUserName960]

1:59 German houses have thick walls with a good heat insulation. So yes, especially if you close your Rolladen it can stay quite cool inside.

[@uztre6789]

you should still open the window when you're actually in the room

[@MrsStrawhatberry]

@@uztre6789Not when it’s hotter outside than inside. This should be obvious.

[@NeverMind439]

Despite the House made in the 1800 (or early 1900 i don't know, had 3 extensions over the years) and relatively good isolated in comparison to other old houses, i open my windows 24/7... because regardless of the Isolation, i doubt that you will be Sitting in the second floor or even Top Floor in a 21° Room. It will be heating up. If it is around 33 to 34°C out there, you can say that 27-28° are normal in your room at that point. Stale, none moving air on top.

[@hannesgroesslinger]

@@NeverMind439 of course 28° are normal for you, because you are doing it wrong. The correct way is: keep the windows open during the night so that the inside of the building cools down. Close them in the morning, to keep the heat out. If the air inside does go stale and you absolutely need "fresh" air inside you do "Stoßlüften": you open all the windows for a couple of minutes, to quickly exchange all the air, while having minimal heat transfer. You will get hot air into your room, but since walls, floors, furniture, etc. are still cool, the air will cool down as soon as you close the windows again. Over the course of the day the room will still slowly warm up, and you won't keep your room at 21° for the whole day, especially if temperatures during the night are rather warm as well. But in my living room it has only gotten warmer than 24° on 2 days this summer, and my building is from 1890 as well.

[@NeverMind439]

@@hannesgroesslinger I am German so i tried all that. But nothing really fit. The Nights weren't as cold enough as i hoped to really cool anything down most of the time and after closing the Windows, the room went up with every hour it got warmer outside. It is MUCH cooler to have the Window open 24 hours than closing it for a single second because you literally feel the temperatur rising instantly and sweating like you are the chicken that gets grilled in a oven 😀 Sadly, i had to say "good bye" to my ventilator as well after literally going up in smoke and flames. My Room reached about Temepratures of about 30-31°. I HATE Top Floor Apartements but they are often the cheapest, mostly because of the summer heat 😀

[@lobster8009]

0:57 Man. Thats a speeding camera and translated correctly it should say "you cant fast travel right now, there are enemys nearby".

[@TheTerrorHamster]

it is amazing how the translation could get so wrong

[@vrenak]

4:55 it's a reference to how in the US you associate blue with left, and red with right, but the rest of the world is the opposite, because red was the colour of socialism from the beginnings in the 19th century, the US only adopted their colour association a few decades ago because a TV station began using red for republicans and blue for democrats. It can cause confusion, and isn't helped by the US not even having a left wing, but only 2 right wing parties, and the most extreme right is the one with the red.

[@arnodobler1096]

In Lincoln's day, it was the other way around - Democrats on the right, Republicans on the left. At some point they switched.🤯

[@vrenak]

@@arnodobler1096 Roughly half a century ago by now.

[@mirasol0098]

1:33 The guy would rather crawl 37 km to get stale swamp water instead of 500 m to get bottled water from Gerolsteiner (that thing tastes like liking Calcite, which makes sense because it's highly mineralised, they even have a segment on their website responding to people saying it tastes bad)

[@frankmunster1566]

I don't think it tastes bad... There's others tough, that call themselves "Heilwasser" (lit. "Healing water")... That stuff really tastes like the swamp water...

[@Sachse0816]

The frontyard Meme: Stone gardens are the worst for the enviroment: no insects can live here and the stone bunkers the heat. The messy looking one is the best for nature

[@stephanieblum4919]

The frontyards out of stone are forbidden in some areas to protect the enviroment! Hoffentlich kommt das Verbot bald überall 😊

[@HolgerNestmann]

But he is right - in the us it‘s quite normal to water their lawn and people are asked to not have any lawns due to water waste

[@pallao3500]

@@HolgerNestmann Well, the regions in the US where this is the case are regions with long drought periods who can only keep a garden full of plants by artificial watering, which then consumes too much of the already rare ground water. Thats an issue we dont have in Germany.

[@BlueFlash215]

​@@HolgerNestmannfurthermore, they want to have green, soft gras in Las Vegas. They don't use local garden plants. Some plants can deal with droughts perfectly while others block of the sun, cooling the city.

[@RSProduxx]

@@HolgerNestmann good luck with the next rainstorm when there is nothing left where the water can seep away... And Cali has some nasty severe weather conditions nowadays.

[@ebbhead20]

Also, the Gerolsteiner is a bottled mineral water, and that guy seems to want anything but that, even when it's much further away.

[@lexmole]

To be honest, Gerolsteiner water is pretty bad...

[@Kuchenwurst]

Yes because Gerolsteiner tastes like soggy bog water

[@ebbhead20]

@@Kuchenwurst funny rhing is, i thought it would be a beer, but 1 minut search told me mineral water, so what makes thw search so easy in Denmark a d impossible for an American.? My advantage is i speak fluent German, but that wasnt even used here. I just searched the name. 😎

[@i_can_c_u_2295]

@@ebbhead20you mixed it up with „Warsteiner“

[@Cau_No]

Note that the sign reads "stale swamp water" in addition to being 37km away...

[@FelixFuchsHase1105]

The german Berliner says in a dialect like: Thats Berlin, folks.

[@M3lodicDeathmetal]

1:46 basically everyone keeps their windows closed because it's even hotter outside than inside. So after ages of not opening the window, you finally get to enjoy the fresh air again, only for your neighbour below you to ruin everything, because that disgusting smoke enters through your window. Been there, hated that.

[@NeverMind439]

31° Outside, 28-29° in my Room... nope, nope, nope 😀 I rather open the Window and hope for a cooling breeze 😀

[@kevinillin3836]

Today at my place, 31°C outside, inside 20°C, at night it will be 14°C.

[@BlueFlash215]

You open it every night basically for the whole night

[@kevinillin3836]

@@BlueFlash215 yea why not?

[@ManafaeVOD]

@@BlueFlash215 unless your neighbour on the balcony right next to your bedroom is awake til 3am talking and at 7am all the cars from the teachers going to the school you live next to arrive

[@YourLocalUkrainianGerman]

4:50 I'm surprised noone made a meme about that earlier. The blue heart in American comments stands for the Democrats. The blue heart in German comments stands for AfD. Quite the unpleasant coincidence.

[@4Astaroth]

Me for the USA: Please vote Blue. Me for Germany: Please never vote blue. It's really confusing.

[@pallao3500]

Whenever I see blue hearts in an American comment section I first have to remind myself that it is not the symbol of idiocy for once.

[@Thorium_Th]

But the blue heart is also a symbol for the "blue lives matter" bullshit.

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

@@4Astaroth vote for blue in america? you are confused. vote trump and vote afd or you are pretty much braindead

[@psilovecybin5940]

The true idiocy is ignoring official Crime statistics and calling everyone that calls for change a Nazi. 14.000 knife attacks and even the police admits its overwhelmingly Immigrants that commit these crimes. 300.000 illegals that didnt qualify for German citizenship in the country, but less than 10.000 get sent back to their home country every year! Many of the deported illegals just return months later and commit the same crimes again because they have 0 interest to integrate into society and dont bother to share our values and respect the grundgesetz... yet we should accept them with open arms? You're a sad person for refusing to accept reality. Hope you grow a brain someday..and dont twist my words. I didn't say all immigrants are criminals in have a lot of afghan and Syrian friends. They are gay or atheists and can't return to their homes or they could face serious oppression or even worse. I'm not talking about the integrated immigrants. We're talking about criminals here. Sadly you seem to be too dense to realize that because you just call everyone that mentions a controversial topic topic a Nazi. You're beyond saving

[@MaticTheProto]

7:15 who wants to tell him that many frozen pizzas in North America are also made by Dr.Oetker?

[@NeverMind439]

Meanwhile, in Germany, we get "Gustavo" and they a HEAVENLY delicious 😂 compared to Wagner and Dr. Oetker 🤣

[@MaticTheProto]

@@NeverMind439 agreed!

[@sickmit3481]

​@@NeverMind439Just make your own Dough its so easy and so much healthier

[@NeverMind439]

@@sickmit3481 Done that, never will do it, it is faster with Gustavo and the Gustavo one is als healthy as a Pizza could get 😀

[@Nuin.]

@@sickmit3481 I hope for your sake you also make your own sauce....but remember, only with self-raised tomatoes from your own garden! It's sooooo easy and much healthier, and you only have to plant them 4 to 5 months before and water them regularly!

[@Sachse0816]

The nice dudes are: Peter Lustig, Ralph Caspars (Chidren TV-Shows "Sendung mit der Maus" and "Wissen macht ah"), Harald Lesch (physicist who often apears in media). The bad dudes: Oliver Pocher, Mario Barth and Dieter Nuhr

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Essentially it's public educators on the left, annoying comedians on the right.

[@semiramisubw4864]

Well. Lesch got payed out to spew some goverment trash in TV. Lost interest in his stuff at that exact same day.

[@pallao3500]

@@MrHodoAstartes "annoying comedians who think they know everything better than the experts" on the right. To be more precisely.

[@MetalGuitarTimo]

@@pallao3500 dieter nuhr liegt doch mit seinem humor genau richtig. tragisch dass ihr in seiner parodie nichtmal die wahrheit erkennt

[@pallao3500]

@@MetalGuitarTimo Ääääh... Nein. Dieter Nuhr hat mal beschrieben, dass Feinstaubexperten keine Ahnung von Feinstaub haben könnten, weil wenn das stimmen würde, was die beschreiben, dann müsste man an seinem eigenen Adventskranz ersticken. Er hat das dann auch vorgerechnet... Bloß, dass seine Rechnung um den Faktor 1000 daneben lag, weil er ein Vorzeichen falsch gelesen hatte. DAS ist Dieter Nuhr...

[@AndreaHausberg-yt5qx]

The stonegardens are discussed to be forbidden in Germany because they are not environment friendly

[@lexmole]

Weird discussion to rule private property considering the fact that so much public (!) space is being wasted for parking lots.

[@frey7631]

Killing off nature for dead stone is a perversion! People who do this ruin the enviroment for everyone else around them. It heats up the cities and and deprives useful plants and animals of their livelihood. Besides looking ugly as hell.

[@klarasee806]

@@AndreaHausberg-yt5qx In some areas they are already forbidden. I hope it will be German wide in the near future. Not only are they bad for the environment, they are also ugly as f**k.

[@klarasee806]

@@lexmole Yes, but we are also allowed to have our private parking space on our private ground, and there are many insect pastures everywhere on public ground now, which is great, so I think it‘s only fair to stop this stone desert nonsense in private gardens. But I agree with you on the fact that we don’t need more but less parking space on public ground.

[@AaAa-si7mo]

and the difference to the us is that germany is way further north. so yeah green lawns in florida are actually bad for the environment, because they are not native to the climate and only survive with heavy watering. in germany you dont need to water a anormal lawn for it to survive (climate change is already starting to change this though)

[@brennsuppa]

Dear Ryan, what you try on hot days is to keep the blinds and windows closed and only open it at night/in the mornings. So the warm air stays out thanks to well insulated houses. Except you bought a flat on a rooftop without AC, then you just better go on vacation.

[@keineahnung7278]

The tiger duck is a character from a popular children's TV show.

[@ArmandoBellagio]

I guess the last one means that as a feminist she shouldn't diss other women due to their body size, but since it was her former bully at school she kinds of feels like doing it after her weight gain.

[@AaAa-si7mo]

and it didnt translate because the bully is female, which in german is shown by grammar and in english there is no dedicated word for female bully

[@rainerknuth]

11:00 The difference is, the British put the towels down when they come home drunk from the party and then go to sleep, while the German sets the alarm clock to put his towel down on time.

[@ThePredatorDE]

Every American: "Haha Boss is Chef in German? How funny!" - you might know the word "chief" right? Like in chief officer.

[@bastian6625]

You know that there is also the word chef in English. Just means sth differently.

[@maximusmalodorus]

​@@bastian6625Chef de cuisine means head cook. But the Americans scrapped the cuisine.

[@klarasee806]

@@ThePredatorDE As with so many other European terms, they only kept the first word of chef de cuisine and think chef just means cook. But actually chef the cuisine means head/boss of the kitchen. Chef, used on its own, is boss in French (and German) and has nothing to do with cooking. It‘s the same with douche: They make fun of the fact that shower means douche in French, although they were the ones that took this word and gave it a different meaning over time.

[@spaspieler5687]

Chef (US) / Chief / Chef (ger) all three words have the same roots and mean basically the same. "Chef de cuisine" is literally the boss in the kitchen.

[@KBtheKiwi944]

Du?Hier?

[@maireweber]

1:22 On the bottom left is Prof. Harald Lesch, astro physicist, sort of our Bill Nye for grown ups. Or Neill deGrasse Tyson, except he stays strictly in his lane of expertise (physics, math and logic, not biology).

[@RSProduxx]

10:35 well, that a wrong assumption. All they´re doing is sealing more ground so that rain water can´t be soaked up which helps water levels in rainstorms to raise. In the 70s it might have been no problem, because it barely was ever raining in Cali, but nowdays... well, I doubt it´s a good idea to get rid of the little "natural sponges" that are left in urban areas. Part of the reason why stone gardens are about to be banned in the EU, some countries already did or are debating it at least.

[@aoeuable]

A good pizza dough takes about five days: Very very little yeast, long and cold fermentation, the lot of it in the fridge. Very little work though you don't even need to knead it. I use spelt 630 flour (the cheap wheat/spelt cross you get in every other supermarket), somewhere between 60 and 70% hydration depends on whether you want to form the pizza while the dough is cold or room temperature. Standard 2% salt or a bit less, bit of olive oil. Never roll the dough, just take off a portion and, if you can't do the proper technique, let it stretch under its own weight. Be mindful of moisture when topping cheese likes to trap it, don't be afraid of oven lining, and bake at infernal temperatures (unless you live in a forge, as high as your oven goes) for a couple of minutes. Pre-heat, incl. tray, is absolutely mandatory. Cutting board work just fine to transfer the pizza+lining onto the tray, you can try semolina but that's one more possible failure point without any upside to it. I recommend making the sauce when you make the dough as anything tomato benefits from getting cooled down and reheated: Tomato paste (the good stuff), garlic, ginger, salt, maybe some sugar for balance. No herbs those come later depending on toppings. Using paste from the get-go means you don't need to reduce for ages to get a dry sauce which is good because as said moisture is an issue with pizzas, you want taste on there, not water, especially with thin crust pizza and yes this is going to be *very* thin crust. Now you'll occasionally hear Italians, yes, Italians, even master pizza bakers, say that nothing happens when you give dough time, that it's all pointless, and I'd just like to point to the utter absence of any kind of UNESCO world heritage recognition for Italian bread. When it comes to dough, ask the Germans.

[@Fochest0r]

Hey, I found the guy the meme was about

[@BlueFlash215]

This post is so ironic

[@aliasWas]

@@BlueFlash215 i hope its black-humor

[@marinellovragovic1207]

Dunno what you guys want. This comment just gave me motivation to bake some damn good pizza.

[@aliasWas]

@@marinellovragovic1207 haha me too actually, but still.. the germanness. plus the arrogance to deny the italians their culture and knowledge of their own craft.. thats just too wild to be serious

[@haraberu]

The middle garden in the Winnie Pooh meme is made of native plants with minimal human intervention. The Midwest US equivalent would be a lot less green and more prairie grasses, low shrubs and milkweeds. You would need to do some research to find the correct native plants for your area. And you need to not have a HOA, because they would immediately veto any sort of low-maintenance garden - a HOA-compliant lawn must prove that you can afford to hire a gardener, or at least have the kind of white collar job where you can do physical labor in your free time.

[@FabianGaming73]

0:57 This is a speed trap and the translation should have been: "You aren't able to fast travel right now. There are enemies nearby."

[@keineahnung7278]

11:47 what's wrong with "y'all"?

[@summersnowflake2865]

1:45 Gerolsteiner is a brand of mineral water. To me, it tastes like drinking salt, but many people drink it. So I am one of the people who would rather drink "mudwater" than Gerolsteiner. It's a love it or hate it water. 😂

[@ZyradosPlays]

In normal german apartments (except Dachgeschoss), its way cooler inside than outside in summer, so you keep the windows close, so that he hot air don't come in.

[@semiramisubw4864]

yep. Living on the top in the house, i had a few days where the temps reached 45 degrees. That shit was crazy and i started sleeping in the bathtub lmao

[@eugenvonderkipe6031]

if its really hot we air out the apartment early in the morning when its still cool from the night. due to the solid construction the walls will stay cool and keep the temps well below ambient over the day. given this only works if you keep every window and door closed as soon as the temperature outside starts to increase beyond

[@BlueFlash215]

Why don't more people air out during the whole night so the walls really cool down? I had such a cold comfortable house this summer

[@thesp1r1tdragon55]

When it's really hot people usually open their windows during the night to cool down the house and then keep it shut during the day to not let the hot air in.

[@MrsStrawhatberry]

The houses are well insulated, it’s not that hot inside as memes are making you believe. This is why we don’t need A/Cs. There is a huge temperature difference outside to inside, so you wouldn’t open the window until it cools down a little. You would also not open the windows in summer with a running A/C, would you?

[@ebbhead20]

He stinks... 😅 Eh no the sun is baking him. That was funny.. 😊

[@lukask5285]

I have absolutely no idea why I enjoy your videos so much yet here we are … keep going!

[@eastfrisianguy]

Gerolsteiner is a type of mineral water that contains a lot of minerals, but many would describe it as soapy in taste. I would rather drink water from a puddle 😂 Most trainees in Germany start on August 1 or September 1 of the year. I changed my nutritionist (had appointments for health reasons) because she made me feel guilty because I didn't want to spend three hours in the kitchen after work and EUR 300 on food per week 😂

[@kevinillin3836]

2:15 that's another reason to build with stone, huge mass=huge amount of thermal storage. At night when it's cold outside you open the windows to let it cool and at daytime when it's hot out side you use that to cool your room with "no" energy needed

[@stefanadolfspies]

it cools down at night so it can be colder inside than out and if you open the window, all the heat will come in. best to close the outter blinds and let those get hot and insde it can stay cool

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

1:10 I would swap Ralph Kaspers for Armin Maiwald but the rest is accurate

[@andy1977]

1:10 The one on the bottom left is basically Germany's Neil deGrasse Tyson.

[@Cau_No]

I'd say more like Bill Nye, the Science Guy.

[@Andr_W_]

God bless people from Solingen

[@arnodobler1096]

1 minute? He's not talking about ready-made pizza!😂

[@PYROWORKSTV]

Apparently yucky swamp water is tastier than water sold by Gerolsteiner

[@psilovecybin5940]

Yes it's bitter and weirdly even when ice cold, not refreshing. Like drinking water that has been left in a hot car over a weekend and you take a swig on Monday because you don't have anything else at hand

[@rahzeslayallkings6260]

The insects love stones. Pretty good idea😂

[@spacecat8478]

2:14 german houses are built to withstand the formerly cold winters. They trap heat better than cool down so you try to keep the heat outside when it gets really hot.

[@Manueelaa]

When it's really hot, you have to "lüften" very early in the morning and then close all the windows, so the cool air stays inside.

[@to_loww]

When it comes to actual temperature, yes. But for apparent temperature you have to also factor in humidy, air flow and radiation. When you close your windows, you trap humidity (while constantly producing water vapor) and prevent airflow.

[@Manueelaa]

@@to_loww Ok.. but it works fine. This summer, some days it was 32°C outside and I managed to keep my apartment at 24°C with this method. I could really tell the difference.

[@headhunter1945]

You keep your window closed when it's hot in Germany because their buildings are super solid and have a lot of mass. That means the walls and interior stays cooler easier during the day.

[@katharinawienecke9446]

The meme with the icebear means: I open my window, hoping to et some fresh air, but forgot my neighbour is smoking on his balcony and he smoke comes in. The "bonjour" is an ironical comment about that about him showing up in my life again...

[@phoe8523]

Due to the solid walls, houses are often cooler inside during summer in Germany, even without an AC. That´s why many Germans keep the windows shut during the day and open them over night. (The smoke rised up and now the whole flat smelled of the neighbors smoke)

[@sickmit3481]

Dont use a Pizzastone get a Pizzasteel for your home oven instead. It heats up much faster aswell as it provides a better crust underneath.

[@ebbhead20]

Regarding festivals that last a few days. I have friends that do either a danish 4 day festival or a german 3 day festival each year. Some have been going to a danish festival for almost 40 years. So we are kings of the tent lifestyle or lack thereof 😅

[@philippkern9031]

Lüften 101 You open the window at night to cool down the room You keep the windows and curtain (if necessary the "Rollläden") closed over the day

[@LuLa-hu7gx]

Think about the bees, when you think about the stone gardens...

[@rhysodunloe2463]

0:57 It says "Fast travel not possible. There are enemies nearby." This text is normally from a video game but in that case the 'enemies' refers to the speed camera set up by the police and 'fast travel' to ...well, speeding.

[@ginibehpunkt4702]

Don't be disheartened by the translate apps being crap. Not your fault, even if you don't understand the memes all of time it's still very entertaining

[@rhysodunloe2463]

1:20 The person on the top left is, as you stated correctly, Peter Lustig from Löwenzahn (Dandelion). The one below is Ralph Caspers who at one time also hosted a kids science show (Wissen macht Ah!, Knowledge goes Ah!) and then switched to the show Quarks & Co where he does the same for a grown-up audience. On the bottom is Harald Lesch. He's an astrophysicist and co-hosts Terra X and his own show Lesch's Kosmos. On the right side we have top to bottom: Actor and comedian Oliver Pocher. He's known for ridiculing and openly mocking people. Comedian Mario Barth whose jokes are mostly about the differences between men and women, where in his stories women are the stupid, illogical ones most of the time. He's known for his "You know that, know that?" catchphrase and laughing the loudest about his own jokes. Comedian Dieter Nuhr. He hosts a comedy show where he often says very controversial things. All three said stupid things about climate change and Covid. So on the left we have informative, wholesome persons who introduce an interested audience to the world of science and are actively campaigning for a better future and on the right we got trash-talking, more or less ignorant and maybe a bit too narcisstic cavemen.

[@sebovhrd]

The meme about the water was about the guy is dehydrated but he would rather walk 37km to drink from a lake then drinking Gerolsteiner water I can relate to that the company is evil, that water is salty and tasts shit and on top of all that it is expensive

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Specifically, it says "stale bog water". So yeah, just hating on Gerolsteiner.

[@Depressed_teen72728]

1:44 gerolsteiner is a company that makes radler if i correctly remember and abgestandenes moorwasser is still standing swampwater 🤣

[@icetwo]

Bei den besten Deutschen fehlt mir Armin Maiwald.

[@vermin_x]

Hey, I don't know if this has been suggested to you before, but we used to have the program Zapping on the pay TV provider Premiere (now Sky), which always showed the best TV bloopers from German TV. Perhaps the automated subtitles also works. That's often very funny too. ^^ Unfortunately, the KZbin channel no longer exists directly. But there are videos from Premiere Zapping later also under the name, Sky Zapping

[@DanielAusMV-op9mi]

This is awesome, I look sometimes at Reddit and see the same memes, that's crazy haha ❤

[@majordisorder73]

If it's really hot outside, you want to keep the heat outside, so you don't open the window, or the warm air would come inside. Best is to keep it cool inside and even close the shutters

[@FelixFuchsHase1105]

Gerolsteiner Water is expensive, but not so very good.

[@Nelalalu]

Fun fact: The stone Gardens will or have already been forbidden in NRW. I don't remember the exact reasoning but something with nature and bees or something. And I know cause my parents neighbor who lived there over 20 years had to remover hers hahaha

[@brokkrep]

Funfact: the state/land of Baden-Württemberg made these stone garden illegal, since the bees have no more flowers then. 10:38

[@bankai_117]

1:58 It‘s better to keep your windows closed, so the heat cannot get inside. Even better with the good old Rollladen

[@FelixFuchsHase1105]

Your are not stupid, but I think: the polar bear opens his window, too. And you get the smoke through your openend window.

[@LindaPerry_]

Have a great weekend too, Ryan 😊

[@wonradt]

2:21 The insulation of German houses is often better than of American ones which is why the inside stays cool for the whole day if you "lüft" at the right time.

[@Thore__]

8:11 Loved your expression with the "Tigerenten"-Meme. This was a game show for children, called Tigerenten Club, their mascot is this combination of duck and tiger on wheels

[@to_loww]

The "Tigerente" is much, much older (late 70s). It's from "Oh wie schön ist Panama".

[@Thore__]

@@to_loww Oh, you're right. Forgot about that, but watched it back in the days

[@sylviaschaich]

The stone gardens do not help anything

[@rahzeslayallkings6260]

Have a nice weekend

[@GLOCKROCK2013]

If you open your windows when its 95 degrees outside you let your windows closed and close all your roller shutters. Otherwise your apartment will be a oven. If you put a fan there you just help the heat getting in.

[@theydonothing1]

1:48 Bonjour=French neighbour smoking Gauloises?

[@Auvas_Damask]

At least here in Germany ovens need 10 minutes until the pizza has bubbles

[@sylviaschaich]

A good pizza takes time

[@helloweener2007]

Moorwassr = swamp water Gerolsteiner = a water brand. I don't think that it tastes this bad. Better than my tap water. We have "hard" water and I am not a fan of the taste.

[@elenion3019]

1:02 is "Fast travel is not possible, there are enemies nereby."

[@AndreasHontzia]

1:23 Yes, please! The one at the top is Peter Lustig, as you mentioned correctly! I am proud of you! The second one is Ralph Caspers, he is sometimes on the Sendung mit der Maus. And he hosts some TV shows and KZbin channels. (He is very good at explaining difficult things.) The third one is Prof. Dr. Harald Lesch, he is astrophysicist. He has also some TV and KZbin formats. (He is very good at explaining really difficult things.) Please don't waste any of your time with the three right ones on the right.

[@to_loww]

Ralph Caspers is also a master at letting adult jokes slip under the radar.

[@Nachtschicht1]

"Ein Geschäft machen" (doing a business) in german means to go to the toilet (well, in the right context)

[@nicobendig6597]

if you open a window you let the heat inside, so we keep them closed during the daytime

[@alspinh]

You should make a livestream so we can explain our memes to you!

[@psilovecybin5940]

Mind the time gap....he's like 7 hours behind

[@lisalottakrumelfee9048]

The stone garden is forbidden in some regions of germany because there can live no bees and other insects. It seems, bees are vulnerable in some regions of germany so the ppl have to build wild gardens that the bees stay there and find food.

[@gadnuk666]

The ‘endangerment of bees’ is often misunderstood. Only wild bees are really endangered and not the turbo honey producers that every hobby beekeeper owns these days. Wild bees are extremely dependent on natural vegetation and are also being displaced by ‘commercial bees’.

[@magmablaze69]

11:24 Last meme "wacher Feminismus" means woke feminism and it's temporaly leaving the persons body to make fun of a female bully who bullied the speaker in school but has now gained a Lot of weight

[@frankj10000]

Yes, the fact that it's a former FEMALE bully was lost in translation.

[@helloweener2007]

The Best dudes: Peter Lustig: childrens TV show moderator, Löwenzahn Ralph Caspers: childrens TV show moderator, Die sendung miot der Maus Harald Lech: the German Neil deGrasse Tyson so all science related The worst dudes Oliver Pocher, Mario Barth, Dieter Nuhr Comedians, doing joes more on the sexist side. Oliver Pocher is really the worst. Mario Barth is harmless, he is just not funny anymore. It is getting old. Nuhr is the smartes of them I think. he is very sarcastic and he made good things. he took the wrong turn in the last years. But his best quot is universal. "Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach mal die Fresse halten" (Just shut the fuck up if you don't have a clue about anything)

[@mellertid]

Water conservation is helpful if supply is limited. "The environment" may not care particularly though. To benefit biodiversity, you may need to consider your particular location. 😊

[@crazyo7560]

Stone gardens are absolutely shit for the environment 😅🫠 Yeah you don't have to water it, but there is also no space for any living thing so... No😅:)

[@Dromedarafa]

10:40 sorry to tell you but stone gardens are the opposite of environment friendly. They provide no space for the native fauna and flora to exist and produce oxygen, neither do they allow the ground filtration of rainwater through soil or the seepage into groundwater. Additionally the heat isle effect of citys and suburbs is enforced by such gardens

[@fabianriemer9356]

🇩🇪Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland🇩🇪

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

The blue heart stands for the political party the commenter supports, in the US it's the Democrats, in the Germany it's the AfD. It's kind if ironic how the colors are switched in both countries, in the US it's blue for left and red for right and in Germany it's red for left and blue for right

[@SasukeGER]

If its really hot, I dont want that the hot air gets inside

[@mellertid]

The pizza hipster isn't wrong. Neither is the girl. Being right isn't reason enough to be telling people how to live. 😊

[@madonnella]

If you want to react to “bares für rares”, could you please react to the video “Erschlagen von Expertise: Wert von Hoeckers Gemälde raubt den Atem” from 11 months ago? The artist from this episode is very unknown and it would be amazing if you could bring people’s attention to him. Lots of his works are still missing today. I’m a member of a research group that tries to find them and this would be amazing support 😍 Cheers from Munich

[@Alina-zx6nn]

theory: i think germans are obsessed with content about germany because we don‘t have much national pride and never felt comfortable in showing it so we lowkey crave positive attention as a country😂

[@sylviaschaich]

Yes. Poop on the subway

[@Nemethon]

"funniest german memes"??? Oh dear. Who made this list? Even as a German, I wouldn't even smile slightly.

[@lexmole]

4:45 is pure depression. This is so disgusting, and I can say that this is definitely the reason why I am not happy living in the USA or Canada. It's terrible enough here in Germany. Not mention the way it is over there ... 6:25 I can proudly say that I am one of those people. :-) If I wanted to eat something after work and have no time, I would usually buy frozen vegetables or something. This kind of pizza is only legal if one is totally trunk or stoned. 😉

[@oskarprotzer3000]

we actually have insulated houses, crazy isnt it?

[@alinadornieden8411]

Confused is his middle name

[@Jeremy_Jerefine]

red in usa and blue in Germany are the best parties

[@Depressed_teen72728]

In my opinion mario barth (the apearently second worse german) is the best comedian in germany 😂

[@leviquentin1134]

stone gardens are stupid. less plants less oxygen and the less plants we have to filter the air, the hotter it gets, the dryer it gets and the more water will be needed to keep alive our plants.

[@rahzeslayallkings6260]

You know Peter Lustig❤❤❤ you need to check the guy beneath him. Barbaras Rhubarb Bar ever heard this?

[@winterlinde5395]

Ok. But that’s not him. You are talking Bodo Wartke That guy is the one from Die Maus… Ralph something…

[@winterlinde5395]

Ralph Caspers. Die Maus should be something to check out with your little one, Ryan!