Americans React To Funniest England Football Chants!

[@icemaglite]

When the scottish goalkeeper got diagnosed with schizophrenia, the chant the next game was "there's only 2 Andy gorams!"

[@oe4927]

FFS 😂 a part of me hopes this is the God honest truth, and another part of me wishes I was there

[@bugler75]

@@oe4927It was true and he took it well. 👍🏼Unfortunately he died a few years ago from cancer.

[@anitagu21]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mcfcguvnors]

I remember that, hilarious

[@philippebeillan6962]

ho putain tu m as tuer😂😂😂❤ good days for you frero

[@InsidiousTuna1]

English fans will cook up a chant about a player's DUI conviction or something and sing it 40,000 strong, they're wild over there

[@willrichardson519]

There are a few paedophilia ones

[@thatsthat2612]

​@@willrichardson519 the paedo ones are well deserved.

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

@@willrichardson519 Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all fuck one another a kiddy family, duu duu duu clap clap duu duu duu clap clap duu duu duu duu duu duu clap clap

[@PunanySlayer]

@@willrichardson519 more than a few😂

[@Revolver0cel0t]

@@willrichardson519 “Adam Johnson peadaphile plays with little children takes them to the stadium light to sexually abuse them “

[@lauramarie3605]

We did not go through primary school singing all together in assembly for no reason, knew it was going to come in handy when we was older.

[@liamatkinson4824]

hahahahaha "KUMBAYA MY LORD, KUMBAYAYAAAA"

[@emilyhatton3221]

He’s got the whole world in his hands

[@glennvage]

you sung in assembly..?

[@lauramarie3605]

@@glennvage Yes haha

[@Chimeratech_O.D.]

​@@glennvage It's normal for English children to spend the first 20-30 minutes of their school day singing hymms. Chanting is just part of us.

[@Neenie1976]

Us Brits live on a daily dose of sarcasm and insults.

[@douggreen9433]

Oh , do we really ?😉

[@likklej8]

And usually politically correct doesn’t enter into the funniest quips!

[@kipp1231]

I can't get out of bed without my cup of tea and an insult to start my day. 😂☕

[@CHRISANDREOU4199]

Do we foook

[@douggreen9433]

@@likklej8 Political incorrectness rules 😂😂

[@beardedloon77]

I work security at some very well known English stadiums, and I can say the spontaneous creativity amongst the fans when the chanting starts is absolutely incredible.

[@mcfcguvnors]

Get ready for some phillip schofield songs at wembley today :P

[@juliehughes1258]

Unreal how they all know what to say, what to repeat, when to pause. We want our dick back back is in my top 10. These are relatively weak. The Jimmy Saville chants are brutal and VERY well deserved.

[@myflymkultra268]

i always wondered if they planned them beforehand or they came up with them on the fly

[@myfanwymorris4083]

​@@mcfcguvnorsI can't understand soloman he screams and mumbles

[@mcfcguvnors]

@@myflymkultra268 normally its just 1 bloke with a big mouth , you try it & see what happens , if they join in = they like it .takes guts .Its like Ringo Pitching a song to the beatles

[@TheSmsawyer]

I must say, the English football chants are the most offensive and at the same time hilarious.

[@Jbkeditz]

Yeah

[@ConnieGMK]

England dwellers never used to get offended .. that's the thing.. this is a new era to try and get around....@@Jbkeditz

[@cockneycharm3970]

There's better chants out there when it comes to us Brits 😁

[@cam_i_aux_choux4791]

Go to France in club like srfc or the OM

[@cockneycharm3970]

@@cam_i_aux_choux4791 True, France is pretty good too.

[@Leotv19]

If only people could understand you

[@kevintwine2315]

Definitely.

[@jaysimoes3705]

@@cam_i_aux_choux4791 French are not renowned for their humour. More to the contrary I would say. English chants are so good!

[@kung-fukennyfamily]

England football chants are spectacular, I love how they create a chant for a new player that singed for the club, Premier League has the best fans💯

[@cov9290]

Championship has the best fans

[@ballymeister]

@@cov9290 I was about to say as a forest fan the prem has much better football obviously but I do miss how much more entertaining the championship was

[@sebastianpedersen2846]

English fans aren't near the best. Not even top 10

[@ballymeister]

@@sebastianpedersen2846 I mean they are tho... By far the best

[@ok-vr7by]

@@sebastianpedersen2846 Most creative chants by far.

[@georgebardsley7129]

6:56 For those who don’t know, The Toure brothers Yaya & Kolo were two very successful players in their own rights who both ended up playing at Manchester City at the same time. And this led to the birth of city fans most popular chant 💙

[@someguy2744]

3:45 & 6:30 - the melody is from "La Donna È Mobile" by Italian composer Guiseppe Verdi. (It premiered in 1851 in Venice, Italy) 6:50 - 2 Unlimited - No Limit (released January, 1993)

[@willcampbell8829]

That Toure chant on the underground was class.....no aggressive nonsense, just a joyous celebration of their players.

[@mcfcguvnors]

Just got beat by Wigan in the Cup final , never let it ruin your day or get to you wigan fans were on the other side of the tracks too , good lads

[@lingolarker9318]

That was a priceless scene. Some proper late mid life crises playing out there🤣🤣🤣

[@dcoughla681]

Sung to the tune of “No Limits” by dance music act 2 Unlimited.

[@samuelpinder1215]

Guy in the grey trackie was either pissed or off it on sumit

[@jnne4048]

england (much like germany, brazil, france, etc.) is the football capital of the world so chanting, singing along or crowd participation of any kind is in our blood- we are practically born knowing the words to at least one football chant lol

[@DAVID-ut7fg]

No,the capital is argentina the best chants,the best supporters

[@slumpywumpy4166]

@@DAVID-ut7fg The Football capital of the world is England. It was literally created here. Our fans are the most passionate 10/10 times.

[@user-sd8zv9bk6r]

@@DAVID-ut7fg Football became a professional sport in England in the mid 1800s, it has the oldest domestic competition out of any sport worldwide in the FA Cup. We had the 1st league in 1880s and the Premier League is the most watch league in the world. There are over 900 clubs in England where 92 are professional across 4 leagues (rest are minor leagues with no FA funding but can be promoted to the professional leagues). The Play off game for the championship (to see who get promoted to the Premier League from the Championship, in a knock out of the 2nd to 6th final positions, as 1st 2 go up automatically) is the highest domestic price (monetary) in the world for the winning Team. Football capital is England.

[@paulmorganmorgan7541]

France 🇫🇷 have a farmers league

[@lisahanson6549]

England is no1.its our game

[@amaiabaggins4247]

The John Lewis one got me rolling...😂

[@BungleTheGooner]

British humour is unique man, love an away day chant!

[@bodsnvimto]

Two of my favourite football chants of the past were- Many years ago Swindon played Everton at a time when the former were adrift at the bottom of the Prem and the latter themselves in relegation trouble. The Everton fans tried to taunt their rivals by singing to them "Going down, going, down, going down" and Swindon wonderfully came back at them with "So are we, so are we, so are we". I'm a Man City fan, in recent years we've been as good as virtually anyone on the planet but for too many years previously we were frankly shite. During an away match against Sheff Utd our hosts started a chant of "We hate Wednesday" due to that city's other team being Sheff Wednesday. As back then nearly all matches were played on Saturdays, we came back with "We hate Saturday". Gallows humour at its finest.

[@trevfisher]

We blues have the funniest self deprecating songs and gallows humour on the planet, we earned it too. The anti scouse songbook is my favourite though. "Steve Gerrard Gerrard, He slips on his f***ing arse, He gave it to Demba Ba, Steve Gerrard Gerrard."

[@trevfisher]

@@nikkinitinegara7589 Thanks Nikki, fingers crossed.

[@bigbob9706]

@@trevfisherfellow blue here 💙

[@samuelpinder1215]

I'm a boro fan and I remember beating yous in the cup a few years back and chanting "you're just a shit man united" then 2 seasons ago at old trafford we were chanting "you're just a shit man city". How times change eh. Also one of my favourites was at turf moor last season when we went 1-0 up and started singing "top of the league you're having a laugh" Burnley went 2-1 up and responded "top of the league we're having a laugh"😂😂

[@bodsnvimto]

@@samuelpinder1215 I guess it's a case twice-over of what goes around comes around?

[@samantharose1144]

You gotta go to the UK at least once in your life if you’ve never been because their phrases and slang is hilarious

[@richardcleaver194]

Nowt better than British banter

[@graackyy]

Inni

[@woahblackbetty7691]

​@@graackyy *Innit.. You sausage

[@dryames4319]

Trusss

[@absworld5350]

I like that the guy in the middle is wearing my country’s jersey(Ghana). Makes me proud how far you’ve come

[@graackyy]

English football chants are gold

[@TonyEnglandUK]

They picked one of the poorest videos to review, they should have used _"Funniest Football Chants in England"_ that one is hilarious.

[@jamieabeale86]

Boys you need to get to the UK for a game and do an away day. Always a crazy atmosphere! Loved the video.

[@johnhignett7707]

also in the uk stadiums you have the home fans seats and a seperate away team section in the stands.

[@heatherhill883]

Swindon my home town, my husband was raised on rugby took him to a night game, not for the game but for the atmosphere….he loved every minute… just as I enjoy watching you guys, Kia kaha from NZ…

[@joannemartin2639]

I am SO proud of you calling it football! :)

[@NoLefTurnUnStoned.]

😂

[@Lukas-ht9xm]

you know it was called soccer for decades before it was changed to football though right?

[@joannemartin2639]

@@Lukas-ht9xm football and rugby existed as different variations of the same game. But in 1863, the Football Association was formed to codify the rules of football so that aristocratic boys from different schools could play against one another. In 1871, the Rugby Football Union followed suit. The two sports officially became known as Rugby Football and Association Football. It was Oxford and Cambridge Uni's that changed the name's. Yes, I know

[@Lukas-ht9xm]

@@joannemartin2639 oh didnt think you'd have heard of wikipedia, im SO impressed. my point is you brits gave it the name soccer.

[@joannemartin2639]

@@Lukas-ht9xm Not Wiki, but my education, not once did i say we didnt, You crawled in and told me. 😴

[@trevfisher]

The singing is part of the culture, there's a limited amount of tunes so it makes it easy for us to come up with a chant on the spot. The Yaya/Kolo Toure song is still sung by City fans years after they retired, it's a respect thing and it's fun but it's recently being changed to Alfie/Erling Haaland, his dad (Alfie) played for us too. Because of our dire past we are known for our self mockery, here's one of the chants from the dark days but we still sing it. "We never win at home/And we never win away/We lost last week/And we lost today/We don't give a f#*k /'Cause we're all pissed up/MCFC OK." Pissed up is slang for drunk. They can be brutal though. In the 80's a opponents wife was exposed by tabloids as having an affair, the moment that goalie took to the pitch the entire crowd sang 'Shilton Shilton where's your wife, Shilton, where's your wife?" This was our Wayne Rooney song after he was caught with a GILF "He's fat, he's round/He rolls along the ground/Wayne Rooney/He's fat, he's red/He'll take your gran to bed/Wayne Rooney." The very first song I remember learning was in the mid 70's and it was sweet poetry... "If I had the wings of a sparrow/If I had the arse (ass) of a cow/I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow/And shit on the bastards below."

[@kimbirch1202]

It's the arse of a crow, as cow doesn't rhyme with below. " where's your father ? Where's your father? Where's your father, referee ? You ain't got one, you're a bastard You're a bustard referee.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

My favourite/most dodgy was 'nakamura's wife sells dodgy dvds' to the tune of yellow submarine

[@SA-oe5fh]

I grew up in America but live in England now. Nothing cpmes close to a European football match for atmosphere and chanting. Its such a buzz. Definitely recommend going to one if you get the chance. There are loads more funny chants than these as well.

[@rosahacketts1668]

Watching this has made me really realise how crazy and yet funny some of us Brits are.

[@dcoughla681]

Football chants are a bit like Rap. The tune is instantly recognisable & the lyrics are simple & catchy but sometimes very clever & funny.

[@barriereid9244]

As a Scottish schoolboy, England came to Hampden after they had won the world cup. Bobby Moore had been accused of stealing a bracelet from a jewelers. Spontaneously, the Scots sang: " Where's your bracelet, where's your bracelet Bobby Moore, it's in your handbag it's in your handbag, it's in your handbag Booby Moore. You're a p**fter you're a p**fter, you're a p**fter Bobby Moore." I had never heard the song until the moment it was sung.

[@philippebeillan6962]

génial 😂😂😂😂

[@ConnieGMK]

I used to be a Football Security Steward... usually they chant to the Referee "You don't know what you doing!"

[@Isleofskye]

Or, alternatively, Q: "Where's Your Father, Where's Your Father, Where's Your Father, Referee?" A: " You ain't got one, you're a xxxxxrd, you're a xxxxxrd, Referee..." I first heard that at Millwall in 1963...so 60 years ago...lol

[@ConnieGMK]

Haha@@Isleofskye

[@ConnieGMK]

Millwall was home territory for me.. .@@Isleofskye

[@Isleofskye]

@@ConnieGMK That is good to know Connie. In a few hours time:Millwall v Leeds :)

[@kierstenridgway4634]

There might just be few pints involved! 😆

[@f0p17]

Y’all football content slaps bro we need more of it

[@nathanbuchanan2935]

Again, you guys are adorable! I love your reactions and laughter! You should be a n show biz!!!

[@elaineleep1834]

A movie...

[@hadri1764]

Your videos are always nice to watch, love it! Now you should react to Eden Hazard or Andres Iniesta

[@darthpepe2994]

In England we have rivalries in the stands aswel as on the pitch. You have to be the funniest and not give a f*** to basically "win". So if someone thinks up a chant that's funny or hurtful to the other team he'll chant it, if the rest of the crowd finds it funny or savage enough they'll join in and off the chant goes. And if you chant something funnier or more on point than the opposition you win even if the team doesn't 😂

[@philippebeillan6962]

bel esprit ❤😂😂😂😂

[@carlbannerman-quist6599]

Loving the Ghana jersey. Represent! 😂

[@Joseph-nn9nl]

The bro should have flashed the jersey a bit more.

[@liamcunningham721]

haha, loved this! keep it up guys ;)

[@hamsternibbler5582]

English football fans sing for the whole game, its such good fun being in the middle of 50,000 people singing songs.

[@chrisholbrow7161]

As a swindon town resident I approve the chants from my team 😁

[@macalauresmuse]

Were you guys the 'plant pot' chant ones?

[@jeremiahgeorge8403]

One of the silliest songs I can remember was Afroman "cause I got high". It was dope when it came out early 00's. Maybe y'all could at least get a laugh. Love the content

[@FutureIsBlue-tq1xy]

As a Birmingham fan I remember some of our great food chants from the 80s like I'd rather be a sausage than an egg -sizzle sozzle, sizzle sozzle. All I want for tea is some soya sauce and chicken chop suey Rather have a Lita than a pint You're shish and you know you are O when the beans, O when the beans, Come out the tin, Come out the tin, O when the beans come out the tin, You put the bread in the toaster, When the beans come out the tin Stand up if you hate cabbage Ever had a tin Ever had a tin Ever had a tin of salmon Ever had a tin of salmon spread Here comes your mother with a loaf of bread Salmon, oh salmon Get it in a small tin Get it in a big tin Get it from Tesco's, alright!

[@wodens-hitman1552]

"Who's the lu lu in the skirt" UTV youth

[@HassanAli-ps6rm]

You have to experience it live, it really is a trip. 6:57 they are Manchester City fans cheering 2 Ivorian Coast Manchester City players Yaya Toure and Kolo Toure.

[@gilly625]

I was at the Leeds v Swindon game, the atmosphere was amazing

[@ThomasAxe88]

Aww man, that last video at Bradford! He's eating a meat pie! We have brown sauce and red sauce in the UK and he get's given a packet of brown sauce...so good but very specific to us

[@beccathompson3559]

Love our uk chants specially my home town football club Newcastle United 🖤🤍🖤🤍

[@keithboyd9582]

love to see you guys do a reaction to the best of Bevis And Butthead.

[@TheGDunkulific]

Big facts! I’m not sure if best of beavis and butthead is the best one to review tho unless they familiar with the context

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

Oh, wow! You kept it clean! Didn’t know there were any clean ones.

[@luciaconcha2433]

im a major fan of your channel and contents

[@amaiabaggins4247]

Notts County should've been on there!!!!!!!😂 theirs is "I had a wheelbarrow and the wheel fell off!!!!!"

[@mcfcguvnors]

lmao i remember that 1

[@bimblaq]

OMG John Lewis😂😂😂 his name is a shop😂😂😂

[@Cobalt-Jester]

Some random guy shown on the "jumbotron massive screen" just enjoying a mid game snack turns into a god 5 minutes of song(if you watch the full version)

[@Gigigyajdnrbdbdb]

It gets worse especially if it’s a derby game 😂

[@citymad2mancitymad644]

my fav ... YAYA and KOLO .... TOURE at the LONDON tube station .....CTID

[@ARJJ02]

my brother recorded that video where liverpool chant the elephant man about diego costa

[@rickipaddon6962]

Love this, chaps! 🤣🤍

[@singinghairdresser707]

That was hilariously really England 😂😂😅

[@wodens-hitman1552]

"Who's the wanker with the flag"😂

[@jessicawellstead9990]

In primary school, we had to sing every morning like a school choir - hence the unison.. at least all of us have been primary school so we have this skill 😂😂😂

[@felixgyamfi9265]

Much love from Ghana

[@lorir5728]

Some of these are tricking hilarious. So fun

[@leonstorey105]

as a personal british myself the arura at these games are amazing if you get a chance to see one take it

[@euancameron4997]

I hope you gentlemen get to get across and take in a game..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️

[@arrv544]

A little bit of background about the big toy on the ground. Sunderland's (the team in red and white stripes) manager at the time was the Dutchman Dick Advocaat, aka Big Dick. The toy was brought in as chant towards their manager.

[@coneill20010]

You should check out the offensive ones, these are all so tame haha

[@melaniesmith5681]

If you want to see a support, fans singing the whole game, even if we're not winning, then check out Scottish team Celtic! Teams from all over the world have said they haven't seen fan support like it! When we played Barcelona many years ago, in an interview, Messi said he was amazed at the level of support for a team and never seen support like it, where the singing never stops even when we aren't winning. We even clapped their players off! Atmosphere is electric regardless of what team we play. We can easily drown out 10s thousands of the opposition fans with 1-2000 of us!

[@heathermcdougall8023]

Celtic do have the loudest supporters and a big repertoire of songs.

[@sheronasims6783]

You've shit fans. I was going to Parkhead in 90s and it was like a wake. And you go 2 down to a wee team and you all depart. I'm Aberdeen but best fans are Hibs. Was at 1985 league Cup final. Won 3 v 0 but they stayed and sang throughout. Old firm shit fans. They never have bad times. So exist in a state of constant arrogance

[@glennvage]

still making depeche mode proud...

[@loulou6760]

Season ticket holders are like a club of their own. I love a game of footie

[@kirstencon]

I’m taking my son to his first match and he knows every song 😂 you can’t be a fan if you don’t know chants where we come from

[@matthewirwin6134]

I've been to 1 PL game. It was easily the most fun I had at a sporting event.

[@spamvicious]

Amazing to see my club at the top of the list 😂

[@julioislas8714]

Y’all gotta react to South American chants!!

[@Leotv19]

Ew

[@thomaswilliams-rd2iv]

At Anfield, the kop end chants to the opposing teams sat in Anfield road end, Anny road giz a song, anny road anny road giz a song, you'll always hear the Liverpool fans singing, You'll never walk alone, the atmosphere is incredible, its part of British tradition, kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZbIlJKgr9qXmZo I've been to an American baseball game (NYC Yankees) great game, no atmosphere. The crowds remain quiet.

[@christopherstrickland4177]

Guys, check out old country artist Roy Clark playing Malaguena. He did it on and episode of The Odd Couple from the 70s.

[@MorleyGames1]

For anyone interested the video actually starts at 2:30

[@SheenyRecords]

Lol you guys need to come UK sometime it will be a culture shock but you will like it haha

[@Leotv19]

No one likes it there

[@cockneycharm3970]

@@Leotv19 Well many of us do.

[@Leotv19]

@@cockneycharm3970 no You just got stuck with the worst accent of the lot and have no choice now

[@cockneycharm3970]

@@Leotv19 I like my accent. And what one do you have?

[@Leotv19]

@@cockneycharm3970 none. I have default English speaking accent. Like when people professionally sing. No accent.

[@deanthomson2713]

The way he pronounced "Zlatan" at the end 😭😭😭

[@michaelmusungu1479]

Lets GOOOO! That Ghana jersy is 🔥

[@jeanettecranstone6877]

Recommend clips from a UK program called A League of their Own

[@lordsummerisle852]

My favourite when either travelling north or hosting northern clubs "Going down to tut pub To get fookin plastered Come back home Beat the wife Im a northern Bastard"

[@lydiamichaels1976]

This is tame compared to other ones

[@johnzerlel]

Lizzy's in a box is still my favourite chant

[@aigamisoumalaka990]

I can think of 20 other instances and chants that are better than every single one in this video 😂

[@Turn1t0ff]

That's because you already know it. For these boys in the video, they don't. So when they see a video claiming "top 10 English football chants" they're going to assume it's the best. I've heard Sunday league chants better than those in this video, so I know too, but we have to cut the Americans some slack. They'll find better chants when or if they want to seek them out.

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

Those are VERY tame.

[@michaelg513]

Y’all have to react to kick doe click by That Mexican OT

[@Peggi109]

Love the English fans chants. 🥳⚽I follow Liverpool FC and watch every match. Im hooked on football aka soccer.

[@matheusgoebel8577]

Pelé has more World Cup titles (3) than the whole Argentina (2) lol

[@morleymobproductionz]

We don't f'ing, we don't f'ing, we don't f'ing really care....we, don't f'ing really care!

[@eclectica1]

Not any more he doesn't!

[@rubennn1]

@@morleymobproductionz cringe

[@NoLefTurnUnStoned.]

Argentina has more cute women (12 million) than Germany (124) 😂

[@Isleofskye]

That aged well....😀

[@unitedkingdomoffiveeyes9765]

I have a mate in the US, and one of his bucket lists is to go to a football match and get into the atmosphere...I've tried getting him over, but the coof happened....

[@ms.undastood2586]

What happened to the Magic Johnson highlights reaction?

[@WARRIOREMPIRE]

Crowd chants like wwe chants 😂😂

[@mattwilson2776]

For the first 10 seconds of this video I thought there was a man standing against the back wall. Then realised it's a Notorious BIG poster.

[@HarryStricko]

should do another on football chants such as Liverpool and the worst ones

[@dcoughla681]

John Lewis is the UK’s largest department store chain.

[@keithboyd9582]

You need to do one on the dirtiest football chants.

[@garyadlam6395]

Lads you need too watch the fan's of my club Liverpool sing walk on on youtube great work

[@BruvaBob]

You should go back to the 80's and see the songs we ang then lol

[@epicurhyss4014]

My apologies about the "sleepin'" comment below. Glad to hear about 3 minutes into this that a couple of you are not sleepin' on the WC. Didn't know where to place my comment below and so came to your most recent soccer vid which I hadn't gotten around to yet

[@tram1561]

Need a reaction to 'aussie rules biggest hits and bumps'

[@blackroyal4546]

That Blackstar jersey look mint

[@nylarch4227]

I’m a Spurs fan and singing “Gimme Gimme Gimme a Ginger from Sweden” to the tune of ABBA’s Man before Midnight for our wonderful Swede Kulusevski is the best

[@klipsyjutsu]

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM? SHIT? WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT? TOTTENHAM!

[@luisuak2131]

Saw you guys react to Big Pun a while back and wanted. React to Big Pun Super Lyrical. He just spazzes the title says it all

[@nathancorbett999]

The Harry Potter one gets me every damn time

[@ansugib]

Those chants are tame in comparison to most football matches over here😂

[@Abigail-bb3tr]

A French guy once told me that the Brits were absolutely The Best at chanting original texts. Seems to be true...

[@Anastasia-oy2zp]

Yall brothers need to react to Little Britain. Damn that shit funny