Amy Santiago Nerd Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When it comes to admin she can hardly keep it in her pants. Here are some of Amy Santiago's ultimate nerd moments.
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[@user-zg6nl7nu4w]

amy "most likely to befriend a school administrator" santiago

[@milkinabag3313]

Oof

[@-vanityx--4343]

I was friends with all of them *sad music*

[@mickalfaromangahis4255]

jake: “most likely to befriend a school administrator title of your sex tape” Amy: “👁👄👁”

[@stellafritz9285]

i literally read this, when the video was on that point lmao

[@anonymousmortal810]

Ooh self-burn, those are rare

[@westnilesnipes]

I love how both her and Jake think of Holt as “dad” lol.

[@JustRhino]

does that mean jake and amy are borther and sister lol

[@MrKoen33333]

@@JustRhino In the words of the great Michael Scott: "I feel like all my kids grew up and married eachother, it's every parent's dream."

[@h.g347]

@@MrKoen33333 oh man he said that ?!! 😅😂 In the words of Michael J. Fox: "That is very pretty. .. ... .... And deeply disturbing."

[@claspingmeteor993]

Ya they are perfect for each other

[@Oli-xc4tm]

SWEEET HOOOME AAALABAAMA

[@MM-vv1xl]

Before i die i wanna know what holts thoughts were about *Beyonce's lemonade*

[@nuala2721]

Me too! 🙂

[@milkinabag3313]

Same bruv! 😃

[@hmartin1761]

U will never know...

[@madarauchiwas7]

Yeah Jake really droped the ball on this one

[@namratapai3021]

@@madarauchiwas7 Ikkk I thought Jake would be the first one to want to know !!! Seeing how immersed he is in pop culture

[@sagarveerkar4793]

Amy : That's why we do this sir. Holt : For the praise? Amy.exe has stopped working

[@cameronbruce412]

Lol hahahaha I died reading this comment

[@badouplus1304]

BSOD is coming up

[@abnnizzy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5-zamejatWqotU

[@adityasharma2943]

^_^^_^^_^

[@Flatline100]

"Keep it in your pants, Santiago" "Oh that's exactly where it's going" LMAO

[@namjoononbicycle]

Best line in the entire series!

[@crow_m8747]

Best line

[@grainne9981]

I didn't get it oops

[@star-sl8wv]

Hugo Pereira in British English that sounds weirder cuz pants means underwear

[@jayt8124]

@@star-sl8wv so... it works even better? 😂

[@Sp4rk]

“Peralta was the one that was talking” 😂

[@crow_m8747]

Sp4rk my comment has more likes then u

[@milkinabag3313]

Such a grass😂 (grass is someone that tells on other people so snitches)

[@1manorgy]

@@milkinabag3313 If you have to explain your sentence to people after you've said it, you're at least as annoying as a tattletale.

[@Budsp0t]

@@1manorgy shut up nerd. nobody likes a knowitall

[@juayms5528]

"Captain, Santiago broke the glass!" 🤣

[@nh7723]

" I'm teaching father the math " 😂😂

[@mariaeduardab6483]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Anxyte]

Whatever Nime!!

[@nh7723]

@@Anxyte why you bully me

[@SK-wy9gl]

@@nh7723 chill out dude he is just saying whatever rosa(Nime)

[@djgollob]

"I do better mouth"

[@crow_m8747]

“God you must have been the worst 4th grader” “Jokes on you is skipped 4th grade”😂🤣

[@cameronbruce412]

Lol

[@friendlypotato5719]

Your comment has less likes than the spark guy now

[@crow_m8747]

Friendly Potato Ik him irl lol we have a competition

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@syednoorerasul]

Just like Ross

[@joaquinphoenixsforeheadfac7829]

Amy's not girlfriend material, she's beyond that! Wife material is the word.

[@J33zas]

and Peralta knows it!

[@pathemep]

@Holden Mcgroine Wow this is interesting ornithological fact.

[@alexanderrowley9870]

Are you saying that Amy is a waifu?

[@yuresh5114]

Nah man she's soul mate

[@oppositeofbatman]

Widow material

[@sophieunsolved]

I don’t know why but Amy at 3:49 standing inches from Holt and staring intensely at him the entire time he’s talking is so funny to me lmao

[@TheMulgee]

I know. What episode is it from?

[@izar165]

@@TheMulgee i believe it's 4x6

[@esjeidee780]

my favorite scene.. I love her!!!!

[@lilyx3433]

Sammmmeeeeee

[@lilyx3433]

TheMulgee i think it’s season 4s thanksgiving episode

[@user-qb6ub3zf5p]

Amy: “Jupiter is a gas giant” Gina: “So is Hitchcock, how does this help me?” Hahahahahhahaha

[@ayanusmani8129]

Hitchcock: Gina just told me you called me a gas giant, now we'll never hook up 🤣

[@maxisayssojk6869]

4th Most iconic Gina line

[@foolslayer9416]

There are points where I find Gina funny, and there are other points where I wanna drop a People's Elbow on her.

[@ipshita154]

Amy is really good looking but the nerd factor makes her so much hotter 🔥

[@burpeesquad]

I mean, she is cute.

[@burpeesquad]

Don't you think?

[@romainsavioz5466]

When she gets on about admin stuff

[@RoGersVision]

or maybe its the other way around :-P

[@vikranttyagiRN]

She is really pretty

[@hotdamndan9892]

Nerd Amy is just too damn adorable. The Finger Queen. 😂

[@056vishvrajchauhan4]

That came out dirtier than you expected

[@predatorx760]

Title of her sex tape

[@Trabsol]

Yes definitely the finger would be nice

[@ifrmics]

@@056vishvrajchauhan4, same thoughts. 😂

[@bredslayer4251]

“Interacting with other people, that’s what gets me going” Also Amy: *the itsy bitsy spider*

[@gipicolo7184]

I need a “oh mama” compilation RIGHT NOW

[@platypusprery]

KDJDKFDKJF i can actually hear her saying that

[@sebastienvondoom8615]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHrSdIyarbSZj5I

[@gipicolo7184]

Elesh Lee consider yourself an angel

[@CALH99]

Mama like.

[@mishakapadia4439]

Oh mama

[@wratched]

Somehow, Hermione always ends up with Ron.

[@AN-filmandmusic]

Meaning?

[@sereese4937]

@@AN-filmandmusic trust me Bruh, you don't want to know

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

If Amy is Hermione and Jake is Ron, who is Harry? Is it Charles? Holt is Dumbledore without a doubt. Scully and Hitchcock are Crabbe and Goyle.

[@lexiisded]

oh my gOD

[@everydaythesameshit1698]

@@hittingyouoverthehead Terry is Harry, of course

[@ahzamarain6863]

Amy:"ohhhhh mamaaaa, printing this for later" Jake"Alright keep it in your pants Santiago" Amy:"oh that's exactly where its going" One of the best scenes of all b99

[@imarchit]

I think the best scene/cold open is I want it that way.

[@santi-fb2bw]

@@imarchit Tell me why?

[@nomad3244]

@@santi-fb2bw ain't nothing but a heartache

[@dklir]

Tell me whyyyy~

[@nomad3244]

@@dklir ain't nothing but a mistake~~~

[@yakisobadreams3947]

Melissa Fumero breathes such life into Amy Santiago's character.

[@predetor911]

She’s like Monica Geller and Lisa Simpson rolled into one.

[@mfc3553]

And Leslie Knope.

[@noelleann2740]

The bathroom schedule. Sheldon Cooper would love her!

[@anuragchoudhury365]

What separates her from sheldon cooper or monica geller is that her nerdiness is actually super cute and nobody gets annoyed by that. Her friends get bored, jake gets turned on by that but no one gets annoyed. Sheldon and monica were very annoying. They were always a little extra and weren't cute.

[@NikhilYadav-mk4xl]

I have not watched the simpsons but she is different than monica, monica is irritating, amy's is cute.

[@anuragchoudhury365]

@@NikhilYadav-mk4xl Exactly

[@Keston1302]

“Captain Dad is just my boss!” Lol 😂

[@nl5828]

“Nevermind, I am teaching father the math!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@titliroy4713]

Amy being nerdy and being turned on by nerdy stuff is the only reason Jake knows so many big words😂

[@yaelfierro3344]

"Hey Sarge, what up bro"

[@freezeframeplease]

amy bro'ing holt its a mood

[@pranavs14]

@@freezeframeplease you mean terry

[@hannahdmakeup3495]

Did you guys know when Amy went undercover pregnant at the prison she was actually pregnant that's why she got to play that part so the show could continue during her pregnancy

[@MRJMXHD]

Really.

[@Yomamasofat__]

We totally know that

[@zara8696]

Yeah

[@kashnimago2096]

Yep. Tell something new.

[@Saraahmed-rl8fg]

yeah they couldnt hide it anymore lol

[@mramazing6365]

I changed the comment so y'all just have to guess and suffer *insert evil laughter here*

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

She was briefly attracted to Boyle

[@mramazing6365]

@@dheekshaaaravind93 no doubt no doubt.

[@cameronbruce412]

You mean exactly 10 seconds

[@TheCherrykye]

Boyle has his moments and a man that can cook is hot and I do wish I had a broad pallette like his. I love Boyle, he's a sweetie.

[@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732]

I'm pretty sure everyone had that moment atleast once

[@beneddu]

They missed this one: Amy: I was president of the stenographer's club in high school for a reason! Holt: Was the reason that you were the only member? Amy: .....Yes

[@ashywashy71296]

Amy is a gem and Melissa Fumero is an excellent actress!

[@Kaard07]

Let's just forget that Amy was attracted to Boyle for around 20 seconds

[@suja5171]

my fav line in possibly the entire show: "I'M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH!"

[@697up]

I wanna hear Holt's thoughts on Lemonade

[@shaZam9]

8:12 Hands down the awkwardest Amy moment ever lol

[@hartejassekhon8907]

You know what Amy would say? It's most awkward

[@AvatarN]

Raymond, those slacks are a knockout

[@meenalkhanda7941]

And the most funniest 😂😂😂

[@deeenei1166]

May I know what ep is this? Because I forgot.

[@shaZam9]

@@deeenei1166 It's from Season 1 Episode 4, (entitled M.E. Time). The moment in question starts at 3:44 in the episode.

[@syednoorerasul]

I'm convinced that Amy Santiago, Monica Geller and Hermione Granger are basically the same person.

[@shlaghyachaturvedi9499]

Same 😂😌

[@tukhorhassan7737]

Also Leslie Knope

[@misschivous6435]

HOLY FUCKK AMY IS IF HERMINONE NEVER GOT THAT LETTER

[@riddhichadda6912]

😂 haha

[@michaelrhett4958]

And Sheldon Cooper given they both have bathroom schedules, both love things organized, etc

[@thompoz7114]

Fumero is just amazing in this role. Her acting is so good.

[@haseebnoor2844]

Santiago's reaction to Jake's attendance 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gnomercy14]

Amy Santiago is like me, except she has enough confidence to actually talk to human beings. (Also, Amy’s extremely pretty.)

[@k7aled33]

You love B99 and Euphoria? We are friends now

[@gnomercy14]

Khaled Ehab you, too? Nice to meet you! And, yes, we are.

[@vikumwijekoon3166]

Is this the club for fans of both b99 and euphoria?

[@k7aled33]

@@vikumwijekoon3166 YES YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN AS WELL

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

I loved Brooklyn 99 for a long time but have just started watching Euphoria. Can I still join

[@Loum1s]

"captain dad is just my boss" "im teaching father the math"

[@TheMarionick]

'Interacting with other people, that's what gets me going.' Me in public

[@whitepuppychannel2374]

It feels like she’s Monica’s daughter.

[@margoisabel2202]

Yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!

[@raginigupta2434]

Damn it Erica!!

[@bianxkrish23]

I know!

[@user-sl3ue1jw5p]

Amy santiago geller bing... lol 🤣

[@Yomamasofat__]

Totally

[@user-tk1ef2pt8t]

3:44 her face!!!!!! It’s funny and adorable at the same time!😂😂😂

[@calebsaenz7678]

0:39 Jake is Eleanor Shellstrop’s brother you can’t change my mind

[@elijahbrown6527]

And here I was thinking I was the only person to watch both 99 and The Good Place

[@longlivethebook5877]

@@elijahbrown6527 they were both created by Michael Schur!

[@titliroy4713]

His "ya boring" leaves no doubt that he is literally the male version of Eleanor with a hundred times stricter moral compass. They could very well be siblings

[@durian.electra]

@@titliroy4713 ya basic😤

[@titliroy4713]

@@durian.electra ya boring.

[@studydanielle5762]

9:43 that little *"okay"* was too precious🥺 and jake's understanding of what fascinates amy the most🥺😭 devastating.

[@adityadev563]

she is the cutest , weird , amazingly beautiful at the same time.

[@damdal6565]

"you need to be smart to get this" i laughed so hard in that part

[@outcastriley]

"She told you called me a gas giant, now you and I will never hook up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emelie2717]

Gina : are you little French boy Boyle: oew new oew

[@andregordon2599]

Her nerdiness is incredibly hot, NGL. Jake agrees with me lol

[@yashshetye721]

Y'know, i can totally get why Jake fell in love with Amy....i mean who wouldnt?

[@kingbradley3402]

2:21 I just can't with Charles man 😂😂😂 He's the king at spontaneous comedy on this show

[@Camila-ku8rk]

"Amy: Jupiter is a gas giant. Gina: So is Hitchcock, how does this help me?" Lmao i love these two

[@philbeesley9654]

Oh the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life, interacting with other people that’s what gets me going.🤣😭oh amy

[@gianumanzor1412]

I think its more awkward for some reason how much Holt's mouth moves when he proceeds to say that sentence before that.

[@smruthipradeep1941]

Santiago+Peralta is not Peraltiago, it's SANTA!!!!😂😂😂

[@simranarora9609]

Or it can be santialta

[@reyamathur2146]

OH. MY. GAWD!!!! I'll put them in a boat

[@SacredDaturana]

2:21 just a random great Charles moment in the middle of this Amy video, lol.

[@catialeoncini98]

1:00 - 1:05 when someone asks me if all i care about is brooklyn 99 😄

[@obsessivefangirl5055]

Me too😂😂🙋‍♀️

[@romane_sqt]

Melissa Fumero is the cutest human being on Earth

[@AxeDharme]

The "What up bro" to Terry Lmaooo

[@alykhodeir9309]

3:41 Boyle's reaction gets me everytime 🤣

[@baggedmilkfromontario]

5:52 is gold, i love hitchcocks confidence

[@fairlyregretful]

i laughed so goddamn hard at 2:20 ‘honhonhonhonhon’ that i woke up my dog

[@LeLemonade1]

fairly regretful I kept repeating that part 😭😭😭😭

[@asees5866]

Lol

[@carolea1629]

😂😂😂 *3:25** "Hey Serg' !... What up bro?"*

[@Sham41795]

Jake at 8:36 is such husband goals! The look he gives her 💗💗

[@charlietovey4444]

Who’s ready for some non-stop scheduled fun Jake- I thought we could just eat shrimp all week😂

[@cameronbruce412]

You mean prawns?

[@MegaKnight2012]

That sounds like a schedule

[@namjoononbicycle]

The way she says "whaddup bro" gets me every time. AMY SANTIAGO IS SMILING FUCKING CUTE!❤️

[@milodegorter5513]

Isn’t Amy always a bit of a nerd moment?

[@secretlyviolet7998]

These compilations are the only things I need in life

[@eyramdrah]

"BOOOONE" is in so many compilations I know it by heart now

[@namrathanambiar4672]

“Hey Sarge! What up Bro!!” Always make me laugh so hard! She’s such a dork!❤️

[@annapurnasnarayanan9197]

03:29 reminds of Monica's "Wassup bro", when Ross finds out about her and Chandler.

[@abhinavgola8631]

Amy's expression at 3:49 just kills me!

[@vhilofaye1618]

"I love paperwork" is something only Amy could actually say lmao.

[@Whatnobodyshows]

Having an Amy in life is such a blessing

[@whateverwhatever8094]

I like how she’s the ultimate nerd but there’s never being a flashback to her school days.

[@RyubearSaysGao]

"That's a nice lamjob" My favorite line, never ceases to make me laugh, upon recalling it.

[@anthonythompson403]

I love her so much. I need a Santiago in my life ❤️... “ interacting with other people .. that’s what gets me goin” 😂😂

[@trannysaurusrex7766]

I can’t stop laughing at that noise Charles makes at 2:18 😂 help

[@navdeepgusain3059]

"Are you bowing?" "No, this is how I walk". Couldn't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lil99973]

"Did you assign us individual bathroom times" wow she and sheldon cooper from big big would get along

[@samikshyakafle]

She is just so adorable. If the character Amy was real I would have loved to be friends with her

[@luissoriano8850]

"This one goes for the blog!"

[@willowrosenberg9967]

I love Amy, but I NEED HOLT'S THAUGHTS ON BEYONCE'S LEMONADE

[@B612nian]

Her nemotic kills me every time. I love this show because one can love each of the characters together and individually.

[@dusk6634]

This is not what we asked for. But this is what we need.

[@lordshitpost31]

She's such a good actor, pretty much everyone in B99 is amazingly talented, if you've seen their interviews you'd know they're so not like their characters and they deliver it so well that you forget it's acting, they assume the perfect personas.

[@VixeyTeh]

"Zero absence attendance? Oh mama! I'm printing this out for later." "Alright, keep it in your pants Santiago." "Oh, that's exactly where it's going!" Awwwww.... they are so cute! ♡

[@Im_Arceus]

3:31 "what up bro" xD idk why this cracks me up everytime i watch it

[@Felix-kw7vm]

You forgot about her saying: it's not weird to say "may I have some cocaine" 😂😂

[@puteriamylia]

Jake's smile afer Amy said "oh thats exactly where its going' is so priceless, it felt so real that both of them are in love LOVE

[@stageplay262]

“Okay keep it in your pants, Santiago” “Oh that’s exactly where it’s going” U M

[@stageplay262]

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

[@friendsforeva5899]

"The Finger Queen." 😂😂😂🙈😂😂

[@michaelcollins2030]

Glazeye Creations probably because they gave her the finger behind her back

[@nzrlatff4833]

2:52 Terry's appreciation

[@TheMulgee]

I never noticed that. Nice observation.

[@ihsan_3108]

Amy’s nerd moment is every moment

[@_pg_18]

I actually liked when Amy planned the 76 activities schedule 🤣

[@barborahegedusova1180]

I would study from notes taken by her. Mind maps, images, laminated pages, EVERYTHING.

[@Underpants678]

Printed out PowerPoints. Just saying.

[@parthdesai5869]

"I am teaching father the math!!" Amy at her best...

[@mauricemallari6365]

"Hey Sarge! Whaddup bro?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@nandiniagrawal1994]

Gina : wHo says PaPa are u a little french boy? Charles: Honhonhonhon!!! 😂😂😂😂 I am ded

[@loydarriesgado4393]

Amy "The finger queen" Santiago

[@renaldyf2191]

Jake : we should let amy speak Amy: 👁👄👁

[@justaglassbutterfly7989]

Charles saying "hon hon hon" is a level of sass I wish I had

[@katherinebaker6888]

The thing I love about Amy saying ‘Gross Rosa those are dads!’ Is the fact that she says *our*

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

8:23 holy shit that's good 🤣🤣🤣

[@manhasnoname20yearsago67]

"Ohh o absences..printing this for later"