I love how they are roasting each other for being gay and fat while Tim Dillon seats in the middle laughing while being gay and fat
@mikeoxmaul93862 жыл бұрын
David is fat, tony is gay, tim is fat and gay
@Outplayedqt2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize that LMAO
@stormcorrosion1762 жыл бұрын
This joke wrote itself!!
@elbowjuice26272 жыл бұрын
Best of both worlds
@LesscoBranden2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t look amused half the time
@mrred52602 жыл бұрын
David vs Tony I could literally watch all day. David's instants response and jokes are hysterical his speed of delivery is uncanny.
@Hellaframes Жыл бұрын
if you like david watch the series “roast me” it’s what got him big and he’s not even the best roaster.
@gunman462 Жыл бұрын
They were both awesome but I thought Tony's Jokes were much more clever...granted, he may have known the costume and done some prep.
@mick970811 ай бұрын
Yeah david is great "you look like a gay *insert thing here* n-word etc" Sooooo funny
@ededdneddie64762 жыл бұрын
That Whataburger line was HILARIOUS
@MRios11282 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon answering everything all night with a woke, liberal, politically correct response was absolutely hilarious.
@pyroteebeen10082 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@ride11232 жыл бұрын
A comedic premise, devoid of any actual comedy. Everything I have come to expect from Tim and Tony.
@JP-xq7fo2 жыл бұрын
@@ride1123 awwww poor baby, maybe you should pray at the alter of effective altruism next to the right wing Christian Baptists and ask for forgiveness from your secular religious god!
@gagaface262 жыл бұрын
@@ride1123 Truer words were never spoken
@ceddyharris63402 жыл бұрын
He's gotta do something to remain relevant since Ben left
@MoonDevoured2 жыл бұрын
David Lucas cackling at his own jabs is funnier than his actual minute
@Cliporis2 жыл бұрын
I love Amy's head going left and right as these jokes fly from one side to the other. Her hair flies so graciously, I've never seen her more beautiful.
@josiffexplosiff12 жыл бұрын
You look like your box stinks
@DzuhLRenu2 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone has seen her beautiful either.
@dinodadinosaur2 жыл бұрын
Can you timestamp the beauty!? I can't see it.
@kryhmeworld18432 жыл бұрын
Eww
@j.a.23282 жыл бұрын
The Keto diet really helped too.
@sweatswithcruise Жыл бұрын
Tony ALWAYS holds his own, but DAMN he was on FIRE this night. Some of the best and quick roasts from Tony I’ve heard and he’s always quick and hit hard
@chaz56692 жыл бұрын
The way these two clown on one another is absolutely epic. 😂
@OGJodieMac7070 Жыл бұрын
Str8t Up ❗
@invntiv2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is the best roast battle ever on Kill Tony. These two just kept one-upping eachother
@Thraydin2 жыл бұрын
Redban dressed as Wendy is.... truly... haunting.
@chillingguy83862 жыл бұрын
I remember back in the OLD JRE days he would always talk about how good Wendys is 😂
@obioraabiakam16042 жыл бұрын
@@chillingguy8386 It is tho. Especially the one on HWY 6 and Bissonnet. Shout out to them. Best quality. Anyway, Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's (who also help make KFC more popular) was from Ohio like Redban.
@b_bogg Жыл бұрын
It’s pretty similar to his VR character lol he has a channel
@negativeindustrial Жыл бұрын
@@obioraabiakam1604 In Houston?
@obioraabiakam1604 Жыл бұрын
@@negativeindustrial Yes sir!!
@michaelstrong4823 Жыл бұрын
Amy is funny and not stealing jokes for once.
@jwill294 Жыл бұрын
She didn’t even say a word lmao
@michaelstrong4823 Жыл бұрын
@@jwill294 we found a circumstance where she could be funny. 😀
@AbeTweakin2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Amy Schumer was there made this so much better.
@ChrispyKickin2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely can’t stop laughing these two are perfect together
@glyph2412 жыл бұрын
“Stretched Black” rift got me! 🤣🥊
@JungleCrook2 жыл бұрын
aah gotta love Tony makin sure he gets David's website right. hes really helpin these young stars rise
@docproc1442 жыл бұрын
“How do you look like both the Roman and the Colosseum at the same time?” “The only thing you’ll beheading to is Whataburger.” “You’re like Burnt and Ernie.” “You look like the Greek goddess Afro-dite.” I’m done bro 🤣
@sneaksz12 жыл бұрын
I laugh hard, but even harder when Lucas starts laughing!!!
@gusmedero24992 жыл бұрын
D|*******
@JamesEarlBonez2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ktb57462 жыл бұрын
I’m crying this was one of the best ones!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@jetorixjones2 жыл бұрын
So glad Meghan McCain could join the show
@unc91062 жыл бұрын
That Whattaburger joke and Tony laughing while saying it was great
@Thenotoriousmowgli Жыл бұрын
„Julius Cesar is the closest you have wvee come to a salad“ lmao😂
@TheRealZark_ Жыл бұрын
That salad and colosseum joke was funny af
@BortPimpson2 жыл бұрын
Watching David and Tony roast each other brings me back to high school.
@creepyoldballs2474 Жыл бұрын
No it doesn't
@xuxon242 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is that they do this all the time and it's still funny.
@KingLionTV12 жыл бұрын
David always killing Tony 🤣🤣🤣
@ronnievasquez33062 жыл бұрын
David and Tony could legit shut down the internet with how they roast eachother lmao im dying!!!
@badwolf361811 ай бұрын
As a Minnesotan myself, David's line about Tony looking like a Minnesotan high school principal is ON POINT
@mrguitarguygates10 ай бұрын
Like Tom Emmer's dissapointment of a little brother
@shanenelson87252 жыл бұрын
That beheading comeback was legendary
@AlIegory2 жыл бұрын
When Tony comes out everyone will be happy for him This was such a good back and forth I hope this dude blows up. This is a name I'll keep an eye out for in the comedy space.
@ShoRyuBarbie2 жыл бұрын
He sure looks like he's gonna blow up
@krisventures67952 жыл бұрын
Calling tony gay Leno is a missed opportunity
@image09879 ай бұрын
That’s the first thing I thought of, bed sheet on David Lucas! 😂😂😂😂 I ❤❤❤❤ his stand up! Looking forward to seeing his show on the 28th! 😊😊😊😊
@christopherkeller77342 жыл бұрын
My favorite roast on Tony was that he's the guy who finally escaped Dahmer's apartment yelling HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
@daking4142 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooo the way he laughed and did the voice was hilarioussss
@vversusv13642 жыл бұрын
David vs. Tony is always a great time.
@cipher8810111 ай бұрын
These two are awesome, tearing each other up and laughing about it as much as I am.
@wurdofwizdumb19282 жыл бұрын
Dude is roasting Tony like crazy with gay jokes and Tim is sitting there like “Bruh” 😬
@SL1MZ2 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying David needs a permanent spot at the table next to Tony. I can watch them 2 all day
@crazymudman123 Жыл бұрын
These were Tony’s all time best comebacks 😂😂
@Lord_Vadr Жыл бұрын
Tim just looks so considerate and thoughtful as a listener. 😅 like really.
@jackcrater97252 жыл бұрын
That Aphrodite" joke was a missed opportunity to say "Aphro-diabetes"
@caseybarrow14502 жыл бұрын
I think David Lucas is comedy gold. Just...pure. I'm a chef, in Dallas, sometimes I catch music and comedy shows after shift. I've never met David. But, y'all, people who have say, he is really cool.and approachable; if you show him respect. Mad love and respect to you all. Go give David, about $20-$40, see him live. Thank you, Comedy, David, you cats and us fans.
@Suhwop2 жыл бұрын
Damn David Lucas, you are a killer bro!! You just keep getting better and better!
@StridentSloth2 жыл бұрын
"open box policy" 🤣
@lutheruler74872 жыл бұрын
Tony: dressing like Julius is the closet you came to a Ceasars salad 😂 Dam Tony comebacks are always on point and hilarious 😂
@robinghosh210911 ай бұрын
I just discovered Kill Tony podcast. (Already knew about the great David Lucas). But the Tony / David dynamic / roasts are next level and special AF. Incredible!!!
@SVfighter12 жыл бұрын
This is getting better every time
@connorq1522 жыл бұрын
Damn has Amy been losing weight? She looks good
@derrickcancel1698 Жыл бұрын
I can listen to this all day😂
@image09879 ай бұрын
Me too! 😊😊😊😊😊😊
@BrendanWhelan Жыл бұрын
This is my favorites back and forth between David and Tony it was non-stop clever lines and comebacks
@Xray.71 Жыл бұрын
Dave you should have told Tony the only salad he’s eating is a tossed salad hahaha…. You missed that layup! You guys are the best roasting combo!
@RedSkies302 жыл бұрын
He said you'll "beheading to what a burger"...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bobbosworld67952 жыл бұрын
This never gets old
@martini_tre4102 жыл бұрын
Yall friendship is epic
@MarcusCouch2 жыл бұрын
This is the best new minute to date! Brilliant shit.
@iamBANGMARTIN2 жыл бұрын
kill tony - “The only thing you’ll beheading, be heading to WhatABurger” 😂😂
@BackroadsStreetcars2 жыл бұрын
Closest thing to funny Amy’s ever been!
@alfonzo92892 жыл бұрын
PURE GOLD 🤣🤣
@TheLK1572 жыл бұрын
Tony’s beheading retort was perfect
@raymondnesbitt8751 Жыл бұрын
Those two could have a tour of just roasting each other. It would be a different show each night 😆
@travismoore48852 жыл бұрын
The pic and title was all I needed!
@zacanac8986 Жыл бұрын
This legitimately feels like the bros with a slight buzz playing a non athletic game taking it waaayyy too seriously. and its wholesome AF.
@bkhog88612 жыл бұрын
David Lucas, just keep climbing & il keep watching! Tony, don’t sell out to the mainstream when they come knocking! Sincerely, (Random) time traveler
@paulwangler Жыл бұрын
That first joke absolutely killed me. Great stuff david
@xlj1234567890111 ай бұрын
I love how Tony knowingly opens up the door for the rebuttal jokes😂
@drivebybodypierce Жыл бұрын
DL is an absolute comedic beast. I could watch these exchanges all day.
@zacharyspurlin957 Жыл бұрын
Keep it up David… you’re funny af and super entertaining
@LlamaWarriorMan Жыл бұрын
Lmao that burger joke.
@crazymudman123 Жыл бұрын
That gyros joke was fkn hilarious
@johntruxal4322 жыл бұрын
This shumer was hilarious...should be on the view next...🤣
@NewKanyeFan Жыл бұрын
David lucas the most based and red pilled black guy in America
@Major22192 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I love these roast videos
@papalou71712 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones yet
@Breezyplaywithsticks Жыл бұрын
This is the comedy I always wanted but never could find
@ahigh2 жыл бұрын
@5:22 fuckin' hilarious -- only beheading you be doing is you be headin' to whataburger!
@ycombine10532 жыл бұрын
"you look like burnt and ernie" lmao
@oSiiKModding Жыл бұрын
I was so happy to see David on kill Tony after watching him on the roast me show. Few others from there I wouldn’t mind seeing do a minute a week!
@nateb45432 жыл бұрын
I love Amy! So stunning, so brave, so beautiful
@justintrimbull43342 жыл бұрын
David need to be on a Comedy Central roast for real
@phunkylemonade9279 Жыл бұрын
Corey is that you? 😂
@DistrictSoundLab2 жыл бұрын
So fucking funny
@unplugwithpreston Жыл бұрын
David legit is one of my favorite stand-up comedians right now every time I watch his stuff I can’t stop crying
@dlaird82 жыл бұрын
I love the thick skin comedians. We are missing that in the main stream.
@SeanAkari2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude!!! Way to go hard. You should be sitting right next to them.
@NaajiRahmbah2 жыл бұрын
David Lucas is hilarious
@CarlosGonzalez-wg3bm2 жыл бұрын
I truly love his first joke cuz it's facts
@CarlosGonzalez-wg3bm2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@Planewalker19992 жыл бұрын
Every second of That was hilarious
@ordinarypablo2 жыл бұрын
David Lucas is in a whole dif level that guy is a beast with those comebacks
@chicken40902 жыл бұрын
Hes garbage honestly
@ordinarypablo2 жыл бұрын
@@chicken4090 your mom is garbage honestly
@chicken40902 жыл бұрын
@@ordinarypablo 🤌🏻
@barry2349 Жыл бұрын
Nah Tony was more smarter here
@HaykInWonderland Жыл бұрын
@@barry2349fr his were on another level
@jamesharris400012 жыл бұрын
David out here dressed as the Marshmellow Monster from Ghostbusters
@DJFaNaTiiC2 жыл бұрын
2:09 got me hollering
@CaliBuddzZz Жыл бұрын
These two need a podcast together so they can roast each other and guests at the same time
@DJ_Skeet11 ай бұрын
OK. I had a mild heart attack when I read the title.. I was like "WTF??? Tony would actually have Amy Schumer on this show?"
@elizabethsalvatore16332 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant😂
@geesixnine2 жыл бұрын
Another Classic with Amy Schumer
@mattrives72042 жыл бұрын
Well done boys and girl 😂
@MedicalOkami2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is on KZbin 😂
@veeneck12 Жыл бұрын
David’s laugh gets me everytime
@grizzuh Жыл бұрын
This was fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@Mikecorsale2 жыл бұрын
I think David’s at Patrice O Neal calibre of roasting, world class 👑
@giraffesareselfish9563 Жыл бұрын
He's good but he's not at Patrice's level yet.
@Underpantsniper2 жыл бұрын
David is dressed up as the great Greek philosopher Diabetes.
@prestoncassise481310 ай бұрын
Love David's laugh 😂
@botrip412 жыл бұрын
David is the man
@hoosier_dad Жыл бұрын
That Wendy's line is the most slept on line in history lol