An appropriately unhinged recap of Gossip Girl (Season 2)

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro, posters, phones
2:41 Episode 1
7:33 Episode 2
10:47 Episode 3
13:10 Episode 4
16:27 Episode 5
21:55 Episode 6
25:28 Episode 7
28:44 Episode 8
32:15 Episode 9
36:21 Episode 10
39:12 Episode 11
42:59 Episode 12
45:03 Episode 13
49:13 Episode 14
51:41 Episode 15
54:58 Episode 16
58:58 Episode 17
1:01:56 Episode 18
1:04:31 Episode 19
1:06:54 Episode 20
1:11:07 Episode 21
1:16:16 Episode 22
1:20:04 Episode 23
1:25:04 Episode 24
1:28:11 Episode 25

[@keghan4824]

The fact that this show has multiple instances of Blair dating a royal who pretends to be a commoner to see if she likes him for the real him and she fails the test then tries to win him back when she learns the truth is so funny to me.

[@catandthemouse1]

they said reduce reuse recycle

[@diereading]

I’m rewatching the show rn and just went through the part with “the Lord” and was so confused cuz I had remembered this plot point being a lot later on. It took me awhile to realize they do this plot two times

[@xoxoleighg]

i love how she fails each test but they still take her back LMAOOOO she's just that girl

[@PhileasLiebmann]

If I had a nickel…

[@crstph]

him: i just want to meet someone who likes me for who i am and not what i am blair, who does not like him for who he is but what he is: absolutely 🥰

[@elizabethpage_]

“Leave Blair alone or I’ll spill the beans on what happened in Santorini” is simply the Gossip Girl version of “call of your techno boy toy or I’ll tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box”

[@juliacaster6547]

This deserves more likes

[@ilsemariie]

I screamed this is the funniest comment

[@catlemasters9037]

LITERALLY

[@nikemaraje5]

The worlds are colliding

[@michellejk7459]

Obsessed

[@bensonsj98]

“Poverty loft” makes me laugh every single time.

[@NoeticNotary-sx1ec]

Saaaaaaaaame ❤

[@lizkae4542]

“He’s playing chess while Jenny’s playing UNO” had me giggling in the workplace

[@user-hd2sr8qk6g]

😭😭

[@icyboi13]

Laughing out loud alone in my room on the 2nd rewatch. 😹

[@faithking2660]

Your voice has officially replaced my inner monologue. You’re like an invasive species of slay

[@ashleym780]

I’m glad I’m not the only one!

[@hanadoyle8984]

a bit off topic but my inner monologue is Eminem 😭

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@hanadoyle8984 thank you for your bravery in sharing this ❤️

[@DanisDiamonds]

an inslaysive species if you will

[@beckimeinhold]

Yes!!!! Hahahahaha

[@gothicxromantic]

“It’s a bad day for the Vanessa stans… if only there were any.” HELP I feel so validated

[@pseudomyn]

Vanessa can CHOKE

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

What do ya'll even like about her 😂

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

@@justcallmeteacup4711 she’s so unlikeable 😂

[@anuuuul]

"Three words. Seven letters. Get a job." You can't be real. This series is hilarous; you're getting better with each show you cover. Thanks for the laughs!

[@wmichel8919]

The fact that he’s getting better after starting off so high is crazy

[@Bluelink13]

I just love that inbetween everyone living for the Drama Eric just, exists. Like he got through therapy, got himself a questionable boyfriend last season but the one from this one is like, his endgame, and in general is just living his best life. Truly the winner out of the GG cast

[@marpledays]

They had Eric now husband in the reboot talking about how his brother in law was GG and outed them 💀

[@user-eu3xh6tl1h]

Literally, he was supposed to be revealed as gossip girl to stir up some drama but then someone guessed it so the show runners just decided to leave him alone ig

[@commandrogyne]

If god hates gays why do we keep winning!!

[@user-dd2oo5jr4x]

and they really thought making dan gossip girl any better?? lmao @@user-eu3xh6tl1h

[@ladygaygay94]

The fact that the posters have escalated to full blown newspaper front papers with a blurb is so freakin iconic. We are not worthy of such detailed and considerate content

[@TheCCress]

Literally so much fun pausing and reading and LAUGHINGGGG with these

[@teeegs]

😊😊😊

[@sageandsound]

"3 words, 7 letters (get a job)" had me SCREAMING

[@IdaidaKristensen]

truly jobless behavior

[@jill7859]

SCREAMING!

[@91frankthetank]

Omg same. I almost woke my family from laughing so loud

[@Fabulous1051]

Ok but the dress that Jenna gave to Vanessa that she intended to be a flop was actually a fashion forward slay. Like if Vanessa wore that dress now she would be on Pintrest

[@rontanamo_bae]

I love that that is the metric for fashion forward slay ❤️✨

[@miranda1556]

no, truly!! it’s so kate moss coded!!!

[@irgendwoaunid4048]

unpopular opinion: the scene where Rufus and Lily get back from looking for their child and Lily saying to Rufus „maybe we weren’t meant to be a family“ and them opening the door to see their 4 children all hanging out together is so so cute I don’t care.

[@joshuaharper2624]

I think that's a popular opinion. Its so sweet to walk in on all the kids already being a happy family

[@sophiehovis3659]

all mike's subtle hints at the gossip girl reveal and how it makes absolutely no sense kills me 💀💀

[@SuzER08]

fr though its infuriating like you know they planned absolutely none of it out

[@abbylyan1803]

The hints are not so subtle 😭

[@not.morrissey]

he should do a plot hole count but its just about who gossip girl is

[@diana-gw7xf]

@@SuzER08 i'm pretty convinced writers did not have that intention up until the moment /THEY/ started writing a book bc that made it somewhat believable. but yeah LMFAO it always kills me

[@karidavis2242]

It was supposed to be Eric originally but it got leaked so they changed it towards the end which is why it makes no sense lmao

[@skylers2101]

The fit. The posters. The phone analysis. The mic. The DRAMA. You ate this up

[@stannosaurus]

The opening alone had me TREMBLING.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

ate no crumbs mhm finger-lickin good i'm lovin it

[@Thenormal880]

I KNOW 😲

[@gabe7053]

the mike

[@HolyGround777]

The Gossip. Girl.

[@symwinter]

The fact Lily didn’t want to Serena to ruin her reputation with the Gabriel-Poppy drama only to call the cops to arrest her is kinda slay.

[@blem__]

😭😭😭 lily is truly too big brain

[@betinahohercanto7024]

"no offense to Agnes's out there- The Agni" honestly everything you say is so effortlessly funny and I am here for it

[@whatever9097]

So the season 2 finale was basically “the real gossip girl was the friends we made along the way”

[@duh3159]

😭😭😭

[@nikemaraje5]

And what about it 😌

[@edwardvolcan14]

Dorota having “Slave 4 U” as Eleanor’s ringtone is still sending me 😂

[@fumowu]

it is been four months. i rewatched recaps 1&2 countless times. every time i try to fall asleep i hear mike whispering the gossip in my ear. i am going insane. i am buying tickets to Australia. i need to see recap of season 3 before i die.

[@tamsinwardman3479]

this is me

[@ewpsilon]

do you follow him anywhere else? do you know why it's not coming?

[@pam9919]

@@ewpsilonno do you 😳

[@Sapphire_Kitty]

​@@ewpsilonhe is just working on other things 😭 Trust, the comments always ask for it and no word on it.

[@ewpsilon]

@Sapphire_Kitty when he started he said how he's planning to release the others seasons and then nothing lmao at least every single video is amazing so I can wait

[@penelopeclaire539]

If I had a nickel for every time Mike hated a yellow top from a tv show, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@rebeccaw6253]

Yeah and the yellow top in PLL is awful and distracting…Mike is right to include both offensives LOL critical info

[@Missmagazinebura]

I liked the yellow dresses on gossip girl Jenny and Serena wore

[@Monchesque]

I don't know if Mike just didn't include it cause it wasn't important, but the absolute silence of Dan when it comes to Jenny in this season is hilarious. Last season he was defending her over like high school petty drama and now shes on the streets looking for a home and he's in lala land pining about Serena.

[@eliseg0001]

In his only child era

[@katie-allen]

Yeah and it’s not even like he thinks she’s in the wrong but he’s still stressed, like naur this man seems wholly unconcerned

[@marpledays]

Because Dan became part of the world and slowly regressed as the show went on that's why I wasn't surprised by the reveal. My bet was him

[@acemyname]

apparently we’re supposed to believe they were working together on gossip girl when GG posted shit about her, that she knew it was dan all along and asked him to post it 🥴

[@nikemaraje5]

Man doesn't give an f

[@LadyGaDieVa]

The fact that Mike is dedicated to wearing the Dior turtleneck and hat despite the fact that's currently summer in Australia is such a testament to his dedication to slaying.

[@ede-mae.___.2613]

Agreed but also he’s from Melbourne and it’s been pretty cold there despite it being summer

[@AllySheehan]

@@ede-mae.___.2613 nah it's 38 tomorrow lol

[@FIRING_BLIND]

I .... always forget that the seasons do that.

[@Bigcatthief]

Nah he prob has air con

[@AllySheehan]

@@Bigcatthief can’t use air con whilst filming sadly! It ruins the audio

[@n0tfadeaway]

“He’s playing chess and Jenny’s playing Uno” almost made me spit out my Vitamin Water Revive ™️

[@thelexicon7294]

Absolutely obsessed with the idea that you could start catering midway through your senior year with the goal of earning enough to cover your Yale tuition. About on par with your father plotting to sell his rental apartment to cover it.

[@baddielifts]

A "low IQ slay" as Mike would put it😂

[@Killixn_]

It's Mike repeating every Dan-Gossip Girl contradiction that happens in the show for me 💀😭

[@marpledays]

I thought it made sense by S2 my guess was on him but writing wise it could've been done better

[@giangtran-to6tb]

ok

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@@marpledays no it didn't, remember when he saw on GG that Serena is pregnant and freaked out

[@livsim9705]

​@radhiadeedou8286 That was S1 though, the reply you responded to said 'by s2' meaning that after s2 it kind of made sense

[@highonsugar6273]

It would’ve made more sense if it was Jenny in my opinion, she was rarely on the gossip girl posts and like she always knew the gossip, plus she’s so crafty and would do anything to climb the social ladder so it makes sense, meanwhile Dan pretends not to be into any of the gossip like he’s above it all

[@EllaSchweizer-jh1ug]

every time mike says "LET ME REPEAT--DAN FOUND OUT SOMETHING ON GOSSIP GIRL" i'm like hmmm...i wonder who gossip girl is

[@TacticusPrime]

They really had no clue and just came up with the "twist" in the final season, huh?

[@camtranquoc3745]

ok

[@DA-yy8rs]

Screaming crying throwing up The fact that even Penn Badgley was like “Now why am I in it?”

[@keghan4824]

@@TacticusPrime my favorite thing is that it’s this big series-long mystery, and then when it’s revealed all the characters are just like, “huh, whaddya know” and then immediately move on with their lives like nothing happened 😭

[@lilj6849]

​@@keghan4824 *gets put on blast and life is ruined* *finds out who did it* *doesn't mind* *PRAISES THE MOTHERFUCKRR*

[@season0fthewitch726]

can we just appreciate the "poppy lifton? more like floppy grifter" for a moment please

[@junkpool]

HELPPP

[@benedictnadjiam9008]

The day Mike drops the unhinged recap of desperate housewives something will definitely shift in the universe You can tell he’s a gabby, edie and bree stan because he has taste

[@irgendwoaunid4048]

omg I thought that too, desperate housewives is soooo mike‘s mic coded

[@rafzr]

I just know he hates Tom as much as I do

[@aniahmatthews936]

HEAVY on Edie. I bet he ate her character UP.

[@janwouter5215]

Bree rules Wysteria lane

[@criomede9536]

I know Mike is not the one who started this long-form recap trend and even though more and more people are doing these kinds of videos recently, Mike's impeccable blend of season/episode analyses, memes, trivia, pop culture references, music playlist, creative twists (GG magazine covers) and his own brand of humor (The loft?! The Brooklyn poverty loft?!!) makes me come back to his videos over and over again. The replayability is insane. It's not just watching a random youtube vid; it's an entire (Mike'sMic) experience. As a 30+ year old man who never watched any of these shows when I was younger, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Top-tier entertainment. Keep on doing what you're doing. We live for these. You're very underrated (less than 1M subs?? How?). Side-note: I know the girlies will go absolutely feral if Mic made a patreon and post behind the scenes and early access vids there.

[@nekopunch9081]

The Poverty Loft is truly iconic

Yes!!! I completely agree. I wanted to do something similar about other tv shows (like skins or grey’s anatomy) but the level mike is doing is just untouchable. So perfectly balanced and well done *chef kiss*

[@HolyGround777]

Could not agree more, he is a slay juggernaut!

[@abigailjenna3410]

so true, never had any interest in watching gossip girl of pretty little liars, however have i watched and rewatched mikes unhinged recaps? uh yuh

[@criomede9536]

@@abigailjenna3410 I binged the Season 1 video on repeat until Season 2 came and then I know I'l l be binging Season 2 on repeat until Season 3 happens or the Lost video arrives (whichever comes first). Rinse and repeat the process for every Mike's long form vid from here on out. This is my life now. I need time to prepare myself for each installment of slay. 😆

[@ode4126]

"Jenny is serving Dobby is a free elf" MIKE I CAN'T WITH YOU MAKING THESE CASUALLY HILARIOUS REMARKS

[@ciaraa7203]

LMAOOO

[@StelenaVD]

You just know the writers had NO IDEA who they were going to reveal as Gossip Girl

[@beastghostt]

Imagine if Jenny had actually attempted to follow through on the emancipation lol “Your Honor, this is an abusive environment, he’s trying to make me attend high school!”

[@marple4830]

"3 words, 8 letters, say it and I'm yours" really made history and will forever be iconic. Chuck and Blair had the best unforgettable scenes.

[@meddie5086]

That's why they'll always be iconic and are loved. Their chemistry was INSANE

[@oatmilk442]

u are slay ❤️

[@carlableiker3752]

"3 words, 8 letters, say it and I'm yours" was honestly the first thing that came to mind for me when I saw the s2 Gossip Girl recap was here haha. I used to ship Chuck and Blair so hard. (Looking back now I find them toxic and wouldn't want Blair with any of the guys from the show, but this quote somehow still gets to me haha)

[@marple4830]

@@carlableiker3752 They had many iconic scenes with the most fitting songs it's hard to pick: the limo, prom, paris, confession scene. Yeah non of them were good ppl, all relationships were toxic but years later, I found Chuck and Blair matched the best. Given their status Blair wouldn't have married someone below. They really carried the show and made it the it drama it was. Wouldn't have continued watching without them. Their growth together was good and he never tried changing her unlike the other guys she was with. I don't think a tv couple needs to be healthy but that's just my opinion. I didn't tune in for good ppl or healthy relationships but for the entertainment and drama, betrayal, hurt, passion, chemistry which is why shows these days ain't doing it for me.

[@marpledays]

@@carlableiker3752 All their quotes were iconic quotes, it's hard not to ship them. I honestly don't think it matter wether a ship is toxic or not even Blair was a toxic person and a privileged rich old money character. She wasn't a good person yet iconic.

[@NotSassySas]

When we get to the GG reveal, I feel like we'll need a timeline like The Day Alison Disappeared over the entire series so we can discuss plot holes Edit to add: there's spoilers in the replies so you've been warned 😂

[@meloehuh907]

I thought it was perfect and Dan made the most sense xd

[@HorrorDiva01]

@@meloehuh907 we all knew it was Eric, even with his bf getting the blast! It could've been that Eric let him in cause they're were so many he needed help.

[@faberquidam]

@@HorrorDiva01 it doesn’t really match his character though, i was rooting for Dorotha

[@marpledays]

@@HorrorDiva01 It wouldn't have made sense after John literally said he had access to the log-ins by S2 and hacked himself into it. Non of us would've been surprised but with then albeit, I suspected it, I realised after rewatching Dan was the best choice. He was always 2 faced, manipulative, calculative and GG barley wrote about him. Writing wise it could've been better from the start to the end but character wise a good reveal.

[@marpledays]

@@HorrorDiva01 Funnily enough in the reboot Jonathan even joked how Dan outed Eric then became his brother in law. It wouldn't have made sense for them to purposely put Eric at risk.

[@joypink5599]

Never watched the show so maybe I don’t have all the context, but the idea that Blaire got expelled for exposing a possible student-teacher relationship is so ridiculous to me.

[@jacforswear18]

It was because at the time of the expulsion it was a straight up lie, so she was expelled for a false accusation. The incriminating hair tuck photo came after the tip to GG, so when she was expelled there was no crime AND no evidence.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

That's not what happened

[@shannonceleste5557]

@radhiadeedou8286 what happened then bestie 🏃‍♀️

[@CrystalLovesChrist]

@@shannonceleste5557Blair made it up at first. She fabricated the story by taking a still photo to gossip girl out of context which made it a false accusation and she got expelled, rightfully so. Ironically though, the teacher ended up actually sleeping with Dan after the accusations and I think she left but by then it was too late cos Blair’s chances to get into Yale was put on pretty thin ice

[@calamondin8918]

Im ngl but like...she made it up initially but when serena sent her that photo of dan and miss whatevershescalled at the restaurant... that was innappropriate, and im pretty sure goes against education guidelines.

[@the-holly-blue8411]

“my opinion on the matter is that you both need jobs” is so iconic like it would do numbers on stan twitter as a reaction vid

[@spookeymo]

i cant wait for the gossip girl reveal episode so that Mike can dissect all the plot holes

[@calim5843]

I finally watch the finale… super disappointing 😢short season too 💔

[@faberquidam]

he’s basically already doing it everytime that person reads a gg post lmao

[@stephm679]

True but I think Dan is the perfect GG by S2 I said, it's gotta be him and then it was him.

[@stephm679]

@@faberquidam has he seen the show before?

[@spookeymo]

@@stephm679 dudeee don't spoil it for others like that

[@JohannahPalomo]

i'm actually obsessed with the idea that nate would write a long letter to jenny about his feelings instead of just like. leaving her some voicemail or texting her or something

[@dreamingswimmer]

Cause she was the one for him ☝️😩

[@maybemablemaples2144]

Look sometimes a heartfelt letter gets the best results

[@keayannadavis9836]

idk he did write blair a love letter in season 1 😂

[@zandikhetwayo7444]

I loved them sm😭

[@sarapineda9996]

Lily sleeping with Slash is so random 😭but iconic. Good for her

[@TacticusPrime]

And Trent Reznor, the Nine Inch Nails guy. She definitely has a type.

[@sarapineda9996]

@@TacticusPrime Rock guys, she’s just like me fr

[@toyang..]

mike majoring in mechanical engineering and being a pop culture icon is honestly my inspiration to finish my degree

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

Rufus playing chess & Jenny playing Uno is beyond accurate lmao

[@camille1324]

Your Serena voice has not yet stopped cracking me tf up. “Noh… I gadda goh….”

[@ch3rrykiss3s]

BGHAHSHAH

[@nicoledempsey3415]

Serena walked so Cleo could run

[@kristagrendze8173]

No joke I just love how much love and effort Mike puts into these series. Like it validates me that I shouldn't feel bad about liking or watching "dumb or silly" tv series or movies like that. Like things that bring you joy or laughter aren't dumb and it just helps my anxiety listening to him explain and recap these series in the best and funniest ways!

[@HirakoKuyo]

I just keep rewatching the Gossip Girl Videos because I cannot keep living without the next seasons. Oh, I'm washing my hair? Listening to Mike talking about the Rufus lily shenanigans. Can't sleep at night? Listening to Mike slandering Derena. Mental breakdown hardcore Style? Start with season 1. Again.

[@sophie427]

THIS IS SO ME. the amount of times i’ve watched the GG, PLL, and glee videos is absurdly high. like you’d think that many two hour videos would be enough ????

[@bettyreads222]

Glad I'm not alone. These are my comfort videos when I'm going through it and need a giggle.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Omg it’s that time again where we appreciate Mike’s Mic for the dedication towards the Discourse of Unhinged TV.

[@laurenderifield5834]

i’m ashamed at how hard “poppy lifton? more like floppy grifter” made me laugh

[@91frankthetank]

I am dead

[@bubblegumbitch2191]

Not not accurate

[@denisef5217]

Your impression of Jenny’s „Daaahd“ kills me every time 😂

[@Tru_G.R.I.T]

Cyrus Is literally the only character in the entire series that deserves oxygen Everyone else should turn blue

[@lifeandotherthings123]

I'm at the beginning of season 3 now but I'm a big Eric fan as well

[@Sophiec108]

Lily's rhony intro being, "Don't ask me where my kids are..." I spluttered

[@seuntheartist6386]

I screameddd

[@BRiGHT-CHilD]

No because truly, I get her being so done with trying to parent Serena cause girl was a trial of errors but why did Eric have to suffer for his big sister's sins???

[@letyv9071]

It’s truly a privilege to be alive at a time where Mike is creating top-slaying content.

[@ellaschweizer2859]

“GG part three will be dropping end of march/ beginning of april” - me when i lie

[@mbanerjee5889]

I really like the Chuck and Lily dynamic. I think Lily is a better mother to Chuck than any of her own kids.

[@sauleiwanderapfelstrudel]

funnily enough bart Was a better father to lilys kids than his own

[@daturkeyleg6003]

"She calls her a foreign queen because she's from Brooklyn" This had me cackling for hours ngl

[@sami...1989]

The use of phones to highlight character and mark their progression through the seasons is so outrageously iconic

[@JanineKeyes]

Jenny being unhinged is THE BEST part of season two and I cannot be deterred otherwise

[@thetrashcan5558]

Let's please mention that 17 year old boy Nate was sleeping with a very much adult woman who then basically made him a prostitute by paying him to sleep with her and manipulating him and shit. Absolutely disgusting behavior that they played off as fine.

[@gracejenkins2764]

“he’s playing chess while jenny’s playing uno.” the way i cackled when you said that 💀

[@currantevents5607]

Mike’s Jenny cosplay looks like he’s playing “punk extra #3” in a low budget movie where actors had to provide their own wardrobes. It’s perfect.

[@Riverr5]

This is so specific but also wonderful.

[@Mugruncher]

I think he looks like if a vampire was addicted to heroin

[@emmabruh]

I love this show so much, idc how messy it was, at least it committed to the mess Also I love how Eric is just living his life while all of the others, especially his sister, are just in constant chaos

[@shannonceleste5557]

Eric was supposed to be gossip girl though 😞 imagine how different the world would be if the writers would have just stuck to the original idea

[@judas8846]

hearing the phrase "he purchased an apartment between columbia and nyu" is so funny because thats like saying an apartment between the upper west side and lower east side. like that could be anywhere in a 100 block stretch of manhattan... the midpoint is literally in central park does he live in the zoo with the penguins

[@morganhemmingson572]

I would walk through fire to ingest an unhinged recap of The Gilmore Girls. Seeing Mike pick apart late-series Rory would be outstanding.

[@silentmockingjay]

this would be amazing!

[@mickyinwonderland9020]

Yesss!!

[@anisah26]

OMG YES I'm currently binging Gilmore girls so this would be amazing

[@spookeymo]

I've watched that show at least 10 times (special interest), i would DIE if he did it. although I'm very defensive about both rory and lorelai and if he talked ill of them I'd be a bit lost 😭

[@woshanimal]

PLEASE!!! I'm begging for this content

[@TimeBucks]

the thumbnail is everything.

[@sagar805h]

Nice

[@tabassumkhan6081]

Nice

[@Riaz977]

Good 👍

[@ajsweety4077]

Very good

[@aprilbaby51999]

Nice

[@Lala445ful]

The “if you need to mark your territory so bad Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her” is sending me Asdfghjkl

[@pamelalansbury94]

Randomly hearing “you told coach Sue about my summer surgery” in a gossip girl recap is why I love Michael’s Microphone with all my heart

[@jon.callaghan4165]

michael's microphone truly giving us what we needed but don't deserve

[@maya7601]

the funniest thing about gabriel always abruptly ditching plans with serena is that she met her I have to go match lmao

[@AmandaDavis6130]

Mass Effect levels of “I should go”

[@maggieroderick9994]

"My opinion on the matter is that you both need jobs" 10/10, amazing, hilarious, iconic. No notes.

[@sophie427]

i will always do the whisper scream every time he says “nelly yuki fans make some noise”

[@madduxlunde7007]

Eric was too good for this show he didn’t want a part in ANY of that drama and I respect him for that 💅

[@BRiGHT-CHilD]

Honestly, Eric and Dorota were the best and morally right characters on this show.

[@meddie5086]

@@BRiGHT-CHilD Didn't Eric team up with J?

[@MissNoechen]

Hahaha wasn't the rumour originally that Eric was gossip girl? Because then he's not part of, but the literal source for half the drama

[@katemarie9957]

when i was watching gossip girl s2 the other day, i saw serena with the tassel tied into her hair at graduation and i literally said to myself “when mike posts season 2, he’s going to say something about how ridiculous that is” 💀💀

[@Sophie-nz9fz]

“it’s a bad day for the vanessa stans… if only there WERE ANY” 😂

[@MiaCosco]

To be honest, say what you will about J but that dress burning scene was so iconic because her reaction with the music was Oscar-worthy slay

[@chloeplatts5166]

I feel like an unhinged recap of Buffy The Vampire Slayer would seriously slay

[@mooble1325]

need this like i need air frfr

[@Magale1978]

omg yes please

[@daisyjoy242]

I need that so much

[@gemmyjam]

knowing we hate all the same characters makes me feel seen and validated ✨thank you✨

[@stephm679]

Which? For me Bart, Vanessa and Dan

[@lottecooper4370]

I don't get why he doesn't hate Lily though!? I despise her sm

[@marple4830]

Tbvh they all deserve hate and were human trashbags but that's the entertaining part. I couldn't stand Dan, Vanessa and what J turned into.

[@sara1coco]

Pls I hated Dan and Vanessa so much

[@marpledays]

Who does he hate?

[@meh426]

Lily had an absolute SLAY moment baggin THE Trent Reznor.... Girl just gets more and more mother as the shows goes on xoxo

[@TravMenace]

"how did u get in here poor" gives very much "delete it fat", and that's extremely fine with me

[@remykate761]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MIKE

[@kyraschellevis9303]

THANK YOU MIKE

[@erinlynch6551]

THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY FEED TODAY

[@eloise2686]

THANK YOU MIKEEEEE

[@Lewisjonpee]

Thank you Mike

[@therealcodfishjoe]

THANK YOU MIKE

[@cgm530]

blair and carter were together for less than one episode and the impact they had on my brain... so unmatched

[@qaisarasanchez2633]

NAH FR!! idk if it's bc the actors dated in real life but their chemistry was amazing and i would've loved to see more scenes of them together.

[@victoriaroberts6675]

I told myself, "Why watch Gossip Girl when I can watch this recap" and I love every single minute of it. Can't wait for you to drop seasons 3 and 4 cause I have to know what's next!!

[@rocksgio]

Chuck's dead/suddenly alive/somehow reanimated mom is ny favourite character. Soap opera level shenanigans

[@aoife5456]

I have never watched gossip girl, never will but will I watch hours upon hours of recaps...? Yes yes of course. I have to appreciate how much work is put into these and mike you have indeed slayed so hard it's lost all meaning, the outfits are impeccable

[@banrions]

lol, exact same.

[@JDM-is-my-name]

I have seen a few parts of episodes because of my sister, but this actually makes those make sense, lolol

[@jifij89]

i’m sorry you did WHAT at a rina show?????? that’s bloody brilliant!! i saw her in brighton and she was unreal, such an amazing performer

[@noraeable]

I forgot just how wild the relationship roulette was in this show. Can't wait for the rest cuz I stopped watching after S2 when I too went off to college. I remember learning about the final reveal of GG, and thinking, "That makes no sense."

[@fromadropofwater]

I’ve watched this easily 10 times and “cream Serena - …cream Serena?” makes me howl every time

[@MichelleGrondine]

it would be so real of vitamin water to actually sponsor mike’s mic’s remaining gossip girls recaps and send him a vitamin water fountain for his living room (just saying)

[@thesourpatchkidd579]

Jenni has always been my favorite. She was like the best/worst of Blair and Serena combined. Sis had Blair’s work ethic and viciousness and skills of manipulation and Serena’s magnetism and recklessness and selfishness, which is why you knew it was bout to be an episode when it was about Jenni 😂😂😂

[@jennymacaranas1591]

I love your channel because these always feel like an unhinged facetime with a bestie gossiping about people we know.

[@georgelister4866]

Very different vibe but all the family tree talk has shown me I need a mikes mic unhinged recap of Once Upon a Time

[@CaliVMK]

The Vitamin Water promo worked. Me, at 13/14, def was like “mooooommmmm. I’m not ur little gurl anymore. I NEED Vitamin Water on the next grocery trip”

[@NG-ue4th]

The reason I dislike vanessa (serena as well for the same reason) is that they hold themselves out as this superior 'holier than thou' figures but than immediately revert to petty scheming anyways (even as they're claiming that they don't want to do it) whereas blair and jenny are quite upfront about it.

[@stephm679]

Dan too

[@cranberryrosebud]

it's the "the Upper East Side is contagious" for me, like, no, it's just that you're equally susceptible to anything that motivates someone to scheme, because you're not actually better. The classic, "I did a bad thing, but you made me that way!" In the words of Janis Ian from Mean Girls: "see, at least Regina and I KNOW we're mean, you try to act like you're so innocent!"

[@bellamastrini9732]

PLEASEEEEE POST SEASON THREE!!! We've been waiting so patiently 😭😭

[@agnesbendixen6348]

Its literally been so long, and i dont think we’re getting it🥲

[@someonenamedgray35]

@mikesmic please🧎🏻‍♀️ i need the next season

[@Missmagazinebura]

The Blair and Serena physical fights could have gone deadly if Blair used her shoe instead of her bag , it would be like the same as cece hitting Alison with a rock

[@jonathonsharpe135]

The recaps of these 2000s-2010s shows have really shown me how I never even noticed how many were sleeping with children, like what the hell were the writers/producers thinking!

[@BRiGHT-CHilD]

It's scary cause that was an actual thing in culture as well at the time. You'd hear of older guys dating teens and no one batted an eye. See: Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff.

[@cgeh6452]

truly spiraling and currently losing my mind during exam season and this is the only thing keeping me sane and going. thank you.

[@hamsterstyle6152]

Same lol

[@anastasiakravchuk2444]

YESSSSS

[@jujuano21]

Literally same. This is the only thing calming me down when I have an exam in 2 days

[@ra2oo2]

Real

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

I know you probably feel like you’re running out of steam but be gentle with yourself and keep going, exams aren’t forever. You just have to knuckle down for a little longer. Don’t stress too much, you can always resit but it’s better to do your best first time around. Hope this helps! -sincerely, a junior doctor (also treat yourself to plenty of snacks and stay hydrated).

[@cookieaddictions]

My biggest flex is when I was 14 I went to where they were filming the gossip girl prom episode and I saw most of the cast and got an amazing pic with Chase Crawford in his tux. 🤩

[@ninipanini11]

WHATTTT so jealous right now!!!

[@Lolzzies]

im so happy for these recaps, mike. my girlfriend is obsessed with this show, and it's like im learning a new language in 1.5 hours instead of days and days of binging dulingo so i can finally hold a conversation. Actively saving my relationship

[@rosesrosesroses]

My terrible memory means even though I’ve seen this show multiple times im still :O at the twists when mic reveals them

[@flovita]

same lmao 😭

[@veronicamauri3637]

Bestie when is S3/S4 gonna drop I have rewatched S1/S2 an embarrassing amount of times 😅

[@help8745]

Sir, not u dropping a fantastic Lost video thinking I've forgotten what im owed (GG S3)

[@a.s4316]

The switch from white turtleneck to black goth eyeliner required a Jumpscare warning

[@libitouwen6697]

But both outfits were a ✨slay✨

[@a.s4316]

@@libitouwen6697 the king of slays ✨️